Thursday, April 23, 2009

We didn't start the flame war

Green hats and lettering yesterday was stupid. I think I saw the Astros and Red Sox do it. Soon enough they'll be wearing yellow hats on bus driver day or some crap like that.

Looks like the Pacers picked a bad year to suck again. '09 NBA Draft class is projected to be dog poo. And with likely the 13th pick that poo's gonna be nice and stenchy.

I predict the biggest NASCAR crash this weekend will involve 7 cars.

I've never understood the concept of guys wanting to get picked by the worst team. Stafford came out recently and said he wants the Lions to pick him. Yeah, it's cool to be the #1 pick, but wouldn't you rather drop and go somewhere that wasn't Detroit? The only reason I can think of is money. If you're good enough, you should be able to recoop that. Maybe I'm devaluing the money aspect, but I'd take going in the late teens/early twentys over going top 5.

It's too bad tem isn't watching this season of Scrubs. It's the best season yet.

This guy is cool.


Voice Talkers.


We didn't start the flame war!


Happy Hunting!

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Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"EP is folding laundry right now.


Ha Ha"

sily rabbit, tricks are for kids

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

boston hats were douchenozzle

*praise to be T

Beth said...

What were you doing commenting at 6:46 am EP? Cmep kick you out of bed early today?

Beth said...

And freak, did you leave your post untitled on purpose or just forget to add one?

Jugdish said...

Maybe I'm devaluing the money aspect, but I'd take going in the late teens/early twentys over going top 5.



seemed to work out OK for Big Ben

Jugdish said...

I like this move

Jugdish said...

getting WAY out of hand

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"What were you doing commenting at 6:46 am EP? Cmep kick you out of bed early today?"

no,was fucking in that early

teleconference with london wankers

Beth said...

Now don't go getting EP started up again about "those gays" Jug.

Beth said...

"teleconference with london wankers"

An average looking guy with a British (or Scottish or Irish or Aussie) accent is better looking to me just cause of his accent.

ns

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"An average looking guy with a British (or Scottish or Irish or Aussie) accent is better looking to me just cause of his accent.

ns"


good to know

Steve said...

"An average looking guy with a British (or Scottish or Irish or Aussie) accent is better looking to me just cause of his accent."

i've always wondered if women in other english speaking countries think the same thing about american men.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"i've always wondered if women in other english speaking countries think the same thing about american men."

bitches in florida like ny men
(sorry the truth hurts)

all i had to say was "water" or "dog" and panties would drop

Beth said...

"bitches in florida like ny men"

Well that's cause they were bitches, the real women ran the other way.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Well that's cause they were bitches, the real women ran the other way."

like i was concerned at meeting a real women at 17 years old

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i just wanted to get high and fuck

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

Rangers!

Blue said...

maybe we put a title on post?

Blue said...

girls i knew in college went nuts for the bohston accetn

Blue said...

i had them all killed

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

nice

Meiz said...

I discovered yesterday that bossman thinks LOV is LOV because we are vengeful, and are seeking out vengeance for some cause, or something.

Meiz said...

"girls i knew in college went nuts for the bohston accetn"


Gross

Meiz said...

"i had them all killed"


And suite

Blue said...
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Blue said...

perfect for EP

even EP would eat this mayo

and if this is el padrino, i don't give a shit, it's newsworthy

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

originally we were out for vengeance

Blue said...

got home fairly early from the game again last night...it's nice when the nuggets win by 20 or so, that way all the "fans" leave with 4 or 5 minutes left and traffic is a breeze when the game ends.

Blue said...

originally i thought you just hated DB.


so maybe you should call the blog...we hate dbs

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

blue

that was terriffic

Meiz said...

Roughly 8 hours until sweet, sweet Arby's time. That Roaf beef has my brain on tilt.

Meiz said...

I was wondering last night, if Blue is one of the retards that were chanting MVP for Chauncey. It made me chuckle.

Blue said...

no, i don't chant for MVP


but chauncey has overwhelmingly outplayed chris paul in the series.

0 turnovers in 2 games is an unbelievable stat, let alone the 60 some odd points he's scored.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i like when nene flexes on people
he's entertaining

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

the birdman flys in any weather

Blue said...

i think it's safe to say that Chauncey is a playoff performer

Blue said...

after the game chauncey asked Joe Dumars how his ass tastes.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

well billups is crazy good playoff player so that doesnt surprise me

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

billups playoff performer i2i

Blue said...

it's hard to gauge how big of an impact chauncey has had on the team this year. but before chauncey i figured they were a 43 win team, just barely over .500...they won 54 games, so in my mind he's worth 11 wins.

Plus he's now won more playoff games in Denver than Iverson did his entire stint here.

Blue said...

and i wasn't a big chauncey fan before he came back.

my billups love fest will now end for today

Meiz said...

"the birdman flys in any weather"


I am a Birdman fan. Always have been. Love watching him play.

Blue said...

the birdman is quite a character.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

receptionist from that rob dyrdek fantasy factory show

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

he still looks like a crackhead to me but hey, he must be passing them tests

Blue said...

yeah, he's got a little crystal meth in him for sure

Meiz said...

"he still looks like a crackhead to me but hey, he must be passing them tests"


That's part of the appeal

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

What's positive about Ethiopians?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

HIV

Blue said...

i think i'd bone monica seles

Beth said...

"i think i'd bone monica seles"

She'd grunt incredibly loudly with each thrust.

Meiz said...

"She'd grunt incredibly loudly with each thrust."


Also, part of the appeal

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

agreed

Meiz said...

Beth, thongs. Please esplain how they aren't a pain in the ass(no pun intended) to wear.



Thanks, and regards.

Keith S said...

"receptionist from that rob dyrdek fantasy factory show"

Hot ass, butter face

Keith S said...

I forgot GOLF PICKS

Meiz said...

"I forgot GOLF PICKS"


I almost reminded you last night. Almost.

Keith S said...

I remembered when I was at work but don't have access. Didn't get on the computer when I got home. Oh well

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

good question, thongs do seem annoying

Keith S said...

The Giants are now treating the Edwards trade as dead and are focusing on taking a wide receiver with the 29th pick, perhaps Hakeem Nicks of North Carolina.

Keith S said...

With 300 millions WRs out there, they should be able to find one serviceable one

Keith S said...

Carolina Liar is awful

Blue said...

maybe percy harvin will fall to them at 29 now since he's a dope smoker

kodiac said...

What's positive about Ethiopians?

-last week I was at the travel clinic getting my vaccinations for my trip to Ethiopia this fall, and the nurse asked me "are you going to be having sex with any of the local populace." (ns)

-that got a huge blank stare from me, followed by supressed laughter...I think it's for whether I need one of the Hep vaccs

Keith S said...

You're not going to a swinger's convention there?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

why are you going to ethiopia

kodiac said...

my sister is adopting a baby girl from there. They are pretty much the only country that will allow a non-married person to adopt.

-She has to stay about 9 days though (in a resort though) so cmkod and I are going to go with her

Keith S said...

Are you adopting an African baby?

Keith S said...

Oh, close

Meiz said...

The adventures of the tiny injun lawyer never end.

Beth said...

"Beth, thongs. Please esplain how they aren't a pain in the ass(no pun intended) to wear"

I know, they look like you'd feel like you have a constant wedgie. But the reality of it is that you feel it for a minute or 2 when you first put one on and then the thong part is so small and/or soft that you don't even notice it after that. At least the good quality ones, like the VS ones that I prefer.

kodiac said...

Are you adopting an African baby?

-we talked about it; but it's way too expensive

Meiz said...

People that complain about paying something like $3.11 to mail a package get a ::flank stair:: from me.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i aint trying to start a slapper but there are plenty of american babies that need adopted parents

i'll never understand why anyone would want a baby from another country, that includes celebrities

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"The adventures of the tiny injun lawyer never end."
seconded

kodiac said...

i aint trying to start a slapper but there are plenty of american babies that need adopted parents

my sister wasn't able to adopt an American baby (her first choice) because she is no longer married...at least, that's what her adoption agency told her

Meiz said...

"i'll never understand why anyone would want a baby from another country, that includes celebrities"


ESPECIALLY celebrities.

Keith S said...

New Em vid-yo is hilarity

Steve said...

"we talked about it; but it's way too expensive"

raising a baby is too expensive or getting the baby is too expensive.

if it's getting the baby, how much does it cost? roughly.

Meiz said...

"New Em vid-yo is hilarity"


Stop it.

Keith S said...

have your sister adopt sdkod's next baby

Keith S said...

"Stop it."

You stop it.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"my sister wasn't able to adopt an American baby (her first choice) because she is no longer married...at least, that's what her adoption agency told her"

understood

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

trying to get my wife to donate some eggs

Meiz said...

"if it's getting the baby, how much does it cost? roughly."


One of our customers is adoption crazy. Angelina/Madonna level.


Costs her around 50k for each kid she adopts. All foreigners. Mad annoying.

Meiz said...

"my sister wasn't able to adopt an American baby (her first choice) because she is no longer married.."


That's really fucking lame

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

it is

Blue said...

i've heard it's a lot harder as a single person...or a lame couple...

but it's still possible.

i mean, you've seen Big Daddy right?

tem said...

"thinks LOV is LOV because we are vengeful, and are seeking out vengeance for some cause, or something."

i might snap soon, so this might be true.

spaceman spiff said...

"all i had to say was "water" or "dog" and panties would drop"

so you do have an accent

spaceman spiff said...

"i think KFC > churchs"

no

spaceman spiff said...

"I got stuck on the couch"

knew you were fat, but damn

tem said...

you get big tax credits for adopting.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"so you do have an accent"

some people say i do
ask rev

we've spoke via telephone in the past

spaceman spiff said...

"some people say i do"

so you do. got it

tem said...

tem just unloaded more swear words than this office has apparently ever heard.

spaceman spiff said...

some kid is dropping out of high school, skipping senior year, to play bball overseas

Keith S said...

temrant live would be suite

Beth said...

I would so watch a reality show about Kod's life.

tem said...

you missed a good one.


this fucking banker not only wants me to spoon feed him information, but he apparently also wanted me to chew the food for him too.

he is asking me to compare my numbers to numbers he has and run all sort of analyses on his shit. like i know what his numbers are...i don't work at the fucking bank.

Steve said...

Impressive

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"I would so watch a reality show about Kod's life."

i thought about this

kod ever think of pitching this to a tv exec

NS

like this show my wife watches something about having 8 kids or something and then there is the midget show too

spaceman spiff said...

"like this show my wife watches something about having 8 kids or something and then there is the my show too"

*fized

Steve said...

The Kodiacs would be great TV.

As long as the step daughter is hot. You always have to have one hot chick.

Beth said...

"You always have to have one hot chick"

I'm thinking the stepdaughter is totally hot - didn't kod even say that at some point?

Plus I'm also thinking cmkod is pretty hot herself in a milf'ish way.

Beth said...

And nice fix spiff. ISWYDT

spaceman spiff said...

do i have to crush dreams here once again

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

crush away

Meiz said...

"some kid is dropping out of high school, skipping senior year, to play bball overseas"


John Wall?

isiah thompson said...

kodiac is related to Madonna

blessed be


Poppa don't preach.....

isiah thompson said...

Plus I'm also thinking cmkod is pretty hot herself in a milf'ish way.

wadr, cmkod is on her 3rd husband so she's either a total MILF or DTF.

isiah thompson said...

I'd like to see The Kodiacs as a show on HBO so there would be nudity involved. (female only)

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

could be scary

isiah thompson said...

could be scary

I mean make it a fictional show based on a true story or true events, like an Entourage.

JFreak said...

"did you leave your post untitled on purpose or just forget to add one?"

oops.

Meiz said...

Spiff, get to that dream crushing

spaceman spiff said...

myspace got taken down, but never fear

JFreak said...

As penance for forgetting a title, I added another video.

isiah thompson said...

Sanchez Situation Getting Interesting
Posted by Mike Florio on April 23, 2009, 12:02 p.m.
At a time when much of the focus falls on the question of when and if the Lions will do a deal with Georgia quarterback Matthew Stafford as the No. 1 overall pick, the other big-name quarterback is continuing to stir things up.

According to Sal Paolantonio of ESPN, intrigue is developing surrounding USC quarterback Mark Sanchez.

Several teams are involved — the Seahawks, Browns, Redskins, and Jets, for starters.

One scenario involves the Redskins moving from No. 12 to No. 4 (a spot held by Seattle), drafting Sanchez, and then trading Jason Campbell to the Vikings, Bucs, or Jets.

The Browns also are supposedly interested in taking Sanchez at No. 5 and trading Brady Quinn, to the Bucs or the Jets.

Per Paolantonio, the Jets are the team most interested in Quinn. But the Jets also are inclined to try to beat the ‘Skins to Sanchez.

If Sanchez is on the board after pick No. 5, we’ve been told that the action is likely at No. 8, with the Jags trading down with the Redskins or the Jets.

Blue said...

the broncos pick 12, so it'll be tough for the skins to trade that pick.

Keith S said...

Browns gave up on Quinn quick-like

Blue said...

i'm ready for spiff to crush dreams

Blue said...

"Browns gave up on Quinn quick-like"

he has more value than Anderson, so he's more attractive to move.

isiah thompson said...

the broncos pick 12, so it'll be tough for the skins to trade that pick.

yeah, surprised they didn't fix that part of the article.

isiah thompson said...

Quinn's best "win" in college was the loss to SC.

he sucks.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

it's the #1 story of draft day
and i think sanchez will be better than stafford

Keith S said...

So keep the shitty guy and trade the guy who could be decent. That's why cleveland is cleveland

isiah thompson said...

Maybe I'm devaluing the money aspect, but I'd take going in the late teens/early twentys over going top 5.


that's what, a 20M$ difference?

isiah thompson said...

Maybe I'm devaluing the money aspect, but I'd take going in the late teens/early twentys over going top 5.


axe Mark* Leinart if he wish he woulda come out a year earlier and been a higher pick - and 15M$ richer.

isiah thompson said...

Gints only offered a 2nd and 5th for Edwards.

Gints need to stop acting like the majority of their fan base.....jewish.

Blue said...

it's a shitload of money even dropping from #1 to #5

gt'd money at #1 is like $40M ish for a QB...gt'd money at #5 is more in the 22-25M range...that's a lot of scrilla to leave on the tableu

isiah thompson said...

at least one ASU player has been drafted in the NFL for 45 straight years.

Blue said...

Gt'd money in the 12 range is like 12-15M

Blue said...

and if you are good, it's still really tough to make up that difference you lose by going 5 or 6 picks lower than #1, because of the salary cap, and the fact that in the NFL the rookies get crazy gt'd money and veterans don't...totally ass backwards.

Keith S said...

"at least one ASU player has been drafted in the NFL for 45 straight years."

Won't be Rudy this year

isiah thompson said...

Steph Curry to the niba.

solid move.

he'll get exposed if he waited another year.

Keith S said...

Curry will get tore up in the Niba

Meiz said...

I'd Belichick it every year in the draft. Trade your picks, you can find decent talent on the cheap in free agency and such.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"Gints need to stop acting like the majority of their fan base.....jewish."

thier 1st rounder and the 5th rounder would get it done

not sure why they havent done this

spaceman spiff said...

holler

isiah thompson said...

blockt

Keith S said...

GFY spiff

Keith S said...

"blockt"

Lucky you

isiah thompson said...

I'd Belichick it every year in the draft. Trade your picks, you can find decent talent on the cheap in free agency and such.

Pats the next few seasons should be interesting.

they don't have a good RB (they signed Fred Taylor this off-season).

that defense is getting old

Brady coming off injury.

Pats caught lightning in a bottle with Brady.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

awesome spiff

someone by that man a beer

isiah thompson said...

what is it?

Meiz said...

Chick that was just in here looked like a vampire. It was hot.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

if i'm the chargers what's stopping me from taking moreno

lt is done, a la terrel davis

isiah thompson said...

goth bitch?

could be Trench Coat Mafia invading the 'burg.

proceed with caution

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"what is it?"

spiff's dream crusher

isiah thompson said...

lot of talk of the iggles scooping up Moreno

isiah thompson said...

there's been a ton of grasshoppers around the PHX this week, bolth the east and west side.

wft

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"lot of talk of the iggles scooping up Moreno"

chargers pick 16th, they are stacked on d (cept for SS) and pretty set a WR with Chambers and Jackson

they franchised Sphroles, LT is done, michael bennet gets a aitch

chargers should take donnie brown, moreno or beanie

Blue said...

that does crush dreams

Meiz said...

"goth bitch?"


No, little blondie with pronounced canines. I enjoyed the encounter.

spaceman spiff said...

"No, little blondie with pronounced canines. I enjoyed the encounter."

kirsten dunst walked in? gross

Meiz said...

"kirsten dunst walked in? gross"


eww, she was way hotter than Dunst

Jugdish said...

No, little blondie with pronounced canines. I enjoyed the encounter.



right now she is probably out there blogging "Chubby UPS guy with pronounced chins. I enjoyed the encounter."

Blue said...

maybe this goth vampire chick can be a new personality

Meiz said...

"right now she is probably out there blogging "Chubby UPS guy with pronounced chins. I enjoyed the encounter."


I sure hope so

Keith S said...

"there's been a ton of grasshoppers around the PHX this week, bolth the east and west side."

Noticed that, too. Usually see a shit ton of crickets right now, haven't seen this many grasshoppers before

isiah thompson said...

Adam Schefter is going to espn.

nice pick-up

JFreak said...

Peeps were hating on it 'fore I left my comment.

spaceman spiff said...

"Adam Schefter is going to espn.

nice pick-up"

mort shat himself

Beth said...

"spiff's dream crusher"

Ok I missed something along the way, who is this a pic of? Cmkod?

Meiz said...

Yes

Beth said...

And for the record, I don't think Stafford will be a great pro. A decent solid starting QB probably but never a superstar.

I think Moreno will be much more successful than Stafford.

Beth said...

re: cmkod

I think she's pretty attractive personally. I stand by my MILF prediction, just with a flower child slant.

spaceman spiff said...

beff is so predictable

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

beth is a saint

Keith S said...

I applaud EP's persistence

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

towards?

or in general

Keith S said...

"towards?

or in general"


Beth

spaceman spiff said...

braun has heated up

Meiz said...

"braun has heated up"


He certainly has

Keith S said...

You know who hasn't heated up? David Wright

Keith S said...

We have this Colombian chick here, probably 40-45. Butter face, but the most kickass body

Jugdish said...

mize is not the only jedi

spaceman spiff said...

wright has been moved to the 5th spot too

Jugdish said...

braun has heated up


Good for you Lloyd!

Keith S said...

I'm starting to regret my Wright over Braun keeper decision. Good thing it's only april

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

relax

jesus, you even said so yourself he's slow out the gate

he did start the season with a 10 or 11 game hit streak and is at .300 no? his power will come

Keith S said...

Good thing it's only april

Keith S said...

Good thing it's only april

Keith S said...

Good thing it's only april

Beth said...

"beth is so predictable"

We all are here - we're all playing exaggerated characters of ourselves I thought.


"beth is a saint"

Ummmm not quite, but I guess relative to the rest of LOV I am. :-)

Meiz said...

"his power will come"


Not at Shitty Field

Keith S said...

"Ummmm not quite, but I guess relative to the rest of LOV I am. :-)"

I've nerve been a sex slave

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

richard branson has fun

Keith S said...

Blockt. Did you just el padrinofast yourself or is it a different chick?

spaceman spiff said...

el padrinofast, and no it wasnt posted in LOVAD

Keith S said...

EP linked that originally, right?

spaceman spiff said...

no i did

Keith S said...

ah ok

isiah thompson said...

his power will come

twss

isiah thompson said...

Good thing it's only april

Keith S said...

exactly

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

zeke block

tem said...

"I've nerve been a sex slave"

nobody wanted you?

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