So it's time to grade the draft. I'm not going to grade everyone, just teams I thought made a significant impression either way.
Detroit Lions: B-. Everyone's giving them pretty good grades so far, but I'm not that impressed. $78 over six years with $41 million in guaranteed money. For one guy. And he hasn't even played a game yet. And they're the Lions. Also, from listening to ESPN radio for the last week, Quarterbacks taken in the first round have like a 30% success rate. So yeah, there's a 70% chance that you bet the farm on the wrong horse. They needed a Quarterback, but when the rest of their team is just horrible, someone's going to be the scapegoat in two or three years when they're back in the same place they're in now and I think that scapegoat is going to be the #1 pick with the $41 mill in guaranteed money. I do like how they used their Roy Williams picks on a Tight End and a Receiver, and then spent the rest of their picks mainly on defense, because, let's face it, they're terrible on both sides of the ball. I'm just not sold on the Stafford pick; I think a lot of the reason why Matt Ryan was so good in his first year was because they have a decent O-Line and then Michael Turner in the backfield. And their defense isn't too bad. And they just traded for Tony G. Stafford's not going to have all of that. Megatron helps, but the rest of the offense is bad and their defense is just terrible. With that said, I don't know who else they would pick; it was a lose-lose situation in my opinion.
Oakland Raiders: J-. Darrius Heyward-Bey? Darrius Heyward-Bey? DARRIUS. HEYWARD. BEY. Good Lord. Raiders are a debacle. Trade down and take him late in the first or early in the second. This is a terrible pick, especially when Crabtree and Maclin are sitting around waiting to shake hands with the Commissioner. They spent the majority of the rest of their picks on Defense, apparently they are going to stay with their plan of sticking with JaMarcus Russell. Mindbottling. I mean...Jesus.
Philadelphia Iggles: A. It pains me to say that the Iggles did a good job, but they did. It basically cost them a Sixth rounder to move up two spots to get the guy they wanted in Jeremy Maclin. Then they addressed some areas where they have holes due to free agency; Runningback and Tight End. Then it's a mix of defense and offensive line with another Wide Receiver. They have to be thanking the Radiers for being the Raiders and screwing up badly enough so that Maclin fell to them with the 19th pick.
New England Patriots: B+. When you've got 97 picks in the draft, it's kind of hard to make a misstep here. They've spent the last couple of years trading out of the first round (where they would have to spend a lot of money on a rookie) and into the later rounds (where they can pick up guys and develop them for cheap). They used most of their picks on defense, where they're looking a little creaky. They didn't have that big name guy because they didn't have a first rounder, but I'd rather have four second round picks than a late first and second round pick.
Tampa Bay: D+. So wait a minute here, you had Brian Griese, then you cut him, then you trade a sixth rounder to get him back, THEN you go out and draft a QB with your first round pick? Ok then. The problem is, the Bucs don't have a whole lot for him to throw to and their backfield is brittle to say the least. They acquired Kellen Winslow, but it's going to be his first year with Tampa, with a first year QB and a first year coach. So, how do you think this is going to end? I think it's going to end badly. One of the only positives is that at least the defense is still somewhat decent.
Cleveland Browns: B+. The Browns actually did a pretty good job here. They traded down and picked up a sixth rounder and got a guy that will bolster their offensive line, then they picked up a wide receiver with one of their Kellen Winslow picks, then they focus on Defense for most of the rest of the draft. Not bad. They know their weaknesses and are trying to address them, unlike last year's offseason where they just went out and spent money.
San Francisco 49ers: B. And that grade is mainly because of the Crabtree pick, which was due in part to the fact that the Raiders are completely inept. They didn't have a 2nd rounder and they spent their 3rd rounder on a Runningback. I know the NFL is becoming a two back league, but seriously, you've got Frank Gore back there, how about spending that pick on the defense? They spent a fifth round compensatory pick on a Quarterback to address the absolute mess there, but really, is that guy even going to make it to the practice squad? They didn't have a whole lot of picks because of trades, I understand that, but they really need defense and o-line help and they really didn't do anything to help themselves there.
San Diego Super Chargers: C. Kind of a disappointing draft. They went with an undersized Defensive End for their first pick, I guess that means they're probably not going to resign Merriman. Then it was Guard, Tackle, Guard, 3rd down back, corner, safety, receiver. Pretty boring.
N.Y. Jets: C. The reason why I'm giving them such a bad score is because they only had three picks and they've just completely mismanaged things for the last couple of years. They traded to rent Brett Favre for a year, then they traded up to get Dirty Sanchez. So, they're actually in a worse spot than they were two years ago when they had Chad Pennington, who went to the playoffs with Miami. The thing I keep hearing about Sanchez is that teams like his "intangibles". What the hell does that even mean? I think Sanchez does alright, and he could have a great season if that O-line holds up. Teams don't have a whole lot of tape on him, he could have a great first half and then start to fade. Their schedule kind of backs that up; in their first eight games, they have their two toughest games (against the Pats and the Titans) at home and they start off with Houston, play the Fins twice and play the Raiders. Their second half is pretty brutal. After their bye, it's Jacksonville, at New England, Carolina, at Buffalo, at Tampa, Atlanta, at Indy and then they finish at home against the Bengals. That is rough. They could start 5-3 and finish 6-10. And that might be tough on a dude that has gotten use to winning his whole life. And then there's the New York media, who just loves to pile on. Good luck, Mark.
That's about it.
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360 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 360 Newer› Newest»Nicely done T, although I was hoping to see your take on the Falcons draft. Local media seems to like it pretty well but are confused by them picking a Miami LB who apparently wasn't even a starter for Da U.
Both of these may be steve fast, but:
Awesome!
and
Fucked Up!
Actually, if I remember right I don't think either of those are stevefast.
Hey Steve, did you see Coach K on The Colbert Report the other night?
Poor dude was there to promote his book and he was clearly trying to be cool and funny, but I thought instead it was obvious he was just trying a bit too hard and never seemed comfortable.
na, I sure didn't.
Cool or funny has never been his strong points.
nice work t
That'll show'em!
""We, the workers have nothing to eat, we had to seek some sort of alternative food and I gave them an example," Reuters quoted Zoran Bulatovic. "It hurt like hell."
not a man i ever want to be in a bar fight with.
I wonder if it tasted like chicken.
celt/bull game crazy good
gordon/pierce
i like how marbury almost lost that game
this swine flu thing is so retarded
i like the grades
EP, has your wife freaked about the swine flu yet?
mine wants to put bgblue in quarantine until this whole pandemic passes.
"EP, has your wife freaked about the swine flu yet?
mine wants to put bgblue in quarantine until this whole pandemic passes."
she just called me, complaining she has a sore throat (cmep) and that she doesnt want to get the baby sick so maybe she should stay at her mothers
i said that's a great idea, then i joked that i'll build an incubation box on the balcony she can stay in like ET
she was not amused
woman are ridiculous
*women
i tolt her last night that it's all mental, that she doesnt have a sore throat
i keep joking that i'm going to start wearing a medical mask all over the place.
One of the guys in our unit is downin Mexico on vacation now. We are trying to get some fake orders to have him put in quarantine when he gets back.
Jug are you wearing your "highwater" pants today?
Not yet...water is receding like tem's hairline now.
wadr
did you come to work in a canoe?
"woman are ridiculous"
Oh come on EP, it's that 99% that give the rest of us (the sane ones) a bad reputation.
beth knows
she's spent a lot of quality time with some crazy women
Not like your average guy is exactly the poster boy for sanity.
Interesting. If you do a search about men being crazy you find this picture. If you do a search about women being crazy you find this picture.
I prefer the female one. :-)
yummy
Maybe that's clean water, beth.
Maybe those guys are super smart, not crazy.
Look at those guys, do they really look super smart to you?
na, they look like Darwin should have taken them for a ride long ago
my new name please
EP - your new name after paying freak is :
The Realest Beer Drinker ®
pic
freak do this and advise if it worksthanks and regards
aren't i dont with freak?
freak am i done
it was a week
going downtown be back later
did you come to work in a canoe?
no, but this rain is ruining my week!
going downtown be back later
don't forget the bait!
dont watch hockey but, new jersey devils, thats gotta sting the nostrils. game 4 debacle too
mavs look tough
i'm going to guess some muffs now.
hope denver-mavs goes 7
"mavs look tough"
Spurs look old
tem is busy today trying to adopt this girl
"aren't i dont with freak?
freak am i done
it was a week"
gotta finish out today.
"freak do this and advise if it works
thanks and regards"
I've been banned from Adsense.
Spiff, why does scioscia hate napoli?
I didn't know this about Edge...very sad:
He recently experienced a personal tragedy with the death of his longtime girlfriend, and mother of his four children, of leukemia at age 30.
"Spiff, why does scioscia hate napoli?"
i think you axed this a year or 2 ago as well. dont know why he hates him but he likes mathis D too much, napoli destroys mathis at the plate as you said, it's stupid
its not like napoli is awful behind the plate
Yes, I vaguely remember asking the same thing at the beginning of last year.
It's still stupifying.
Brett Favre will be the Vikings quarterback. After being released by the Jets yesterday, this is what the media darling said: "At this time, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football." At this time = Favre will be throwing interceptions come Week 1.
"at this time"
jeebus chris, he's gonna leave that door open forever
He will sign with the Wizards shortly
I didn't know this about Edge...very sad:
jugfast
"woman are ridiculous"
fmz was "researching" pig flu online this weekend, taking notes. (ns)
zeke: "wft are you doing"
fmz: "researching this swine flu"
zeke: "why?"
fmz: "I deal with a lot of mexicans"
ns
That's ridiculous
nice post T
Obama prefers that we call the swine flu the "dirty animal epidemic".
"fmz was "researching" pig flu online this weekend, taking notes. (ns)"
because of swine flu, fmspiff currently not eating mexican food of any kind, no produce from mexico, reading stuff online as well
swine soccer
High school competitions being cancelled in TX due to pig sickenss...just heard that on the news.
i hope the nuggets/mavs goes 7 games as well
i like watching basketball
plus i don't want any hope that they could be competitive against the lakers.
wow so i'm not the only one with a dumb lady
all ladies are dum, so no
Lets sporcle, motherfuckers.
I wonder if this swine flu can be solved with more bailout money.
good job kod
hopefully Al Qaida or the Taliban has some job openings for these people
46/59 sporcle
I choose not to sporcle
"46/59 sporcle"
I'm impressed
i got the whole right side and then threw in names
for real though, brad miller was acting a bit cunty
had no idea druckenmiller actually was a first rounder
Some lady here in Houston yesterday drove right into about 8 feet of water.
you might think something is wrong when the water level is up near the top of a stop sign.
Got 43 right.
Got everything from '98 til now.
57/59
SUCK IT HATERZ!
me & bossman teamed up and got all but 1 Royal Rumble winner
38/59
I'm nazi'd on sporcle
weed
"38/59"
That's right about where I was.
santana gave up 2 runs
somthing is not right
You dirty little bastard
he;s facing josh joshson, he;s scurred
wright is consistent right now
Consistently awful!
Remember when Bird Flu broke out and people where slaughtering chickens.
I wonder if the same thing will happen this time. I would think killing 30-40 pigs is much more expensive than killing 30-40 chickens.
Some paparazzi axed Paris Hilton if she was worried about swine flu and her response was "I don't eat that"
I chose to sporcle...its addicting
blockt on sporcle
The news stories about this "Allegiance of Heroes" are hilarity
"I wonder if the same thing will happen this time. I would think killing 30-40 pigs is much more expensive than killing 30-40 chickens."
linked already, my blizog
My dog is turning into mize right about now
"wright is consistent right now"
Consistently swallowing taint hairs
100 days
100 days
100 days
100 days
swine flu
swine flu
swine flu
swine flu
wft
I can't wait for the 200 days stories
s
U.S. swine flu cases grow to 91
That's like 1% of the population
I tried to do a search to see how many people in the US where currently infected with regular flu, couldn't find anything.
Bet your ass it's a hell of a lot more 91.
"Bet your ass it's a hell of a lot more 91."
Think so, doc?
"swine flu
swine flu
swine flu
swine flu
wft"
Your first 4 links on your blog are about it. You're an enabler.
client just now, he called me
client : so i have a day trading call
me: yes
client : well, i dont want to pay it
me: unfortunately you don't have a choice
client : we don't want to be subject to any nyse rules or regulations
me: i'm sorry i dont follow
client : nevermind, i'll call back
wft
"Your first 4 links on your blog are about it. You're an enabler."
i know but it's a subjective view, it's not end of the world shit
"i know but it's a subjective view"
Ah ok. I didn't read them
thanks for the update
and it's just a flu
a fucking flu, regualar flu just a different type
this is why i dont get flu vaccinations, they vaccinate you with the year's before virus
it's dumb
all a flu is anyway is a pissed off cold
found it, kinda. around 500 cases daily.
that's funny.
some guy said this was the same thing as the bird flu
betcha before this "outbreak" a shitload of people already had this at some point
Does swine flu cause choking? I bet the Mess had it before
"Does swine flu cause choking? I bet the Mess had it before"
Hi oooooooooo!
asshole
"Your first 4 links on your blog are about it. You're an enabler."
El Padswinefludrino
NY Rangers kept alive the Caput Mundi tradition of choking in game 7.
Knicks/Rockets
Beltran
etc
Caput Mundi is overrated
Rangers were up 3-1 also.
3-1
You know what's not overrated? Peanut Butter M&Ms
My dog is turning into mize right about now
Mize Flu?
"Mize Flu?"
Getting his balls cut off
My dog is turning into mize right about now
it tried to have sex with another male dog that's his friend?
"it tried to have sex with another male dog that's his friend?"
No, I would take him out Old Yeller style if he did that
My dog is turning into mize right about now
he doesn't have anywhere to go?
Feminist, old ladies and gay guys are calling Mss Australia to thin.
I disagree
My dog is turning into mize right about now
he buries his bones in the basement of his mom's doghouse?
My dog is turning into mize right about now
your dog complains about everything?
your house falls apart when he's not there?
the kid going for the 5th conceck no hitter got rocked
My dog is turning into mize right about now
it has multiple dog personalities?
your dog has a 19" tv?
My dog is turning into mize right about now
give it a keef sanchez
"Feminist, old ladies and gay guys are calling Mss Australia to thin."
Sure, looking at the pic you linked she doesn't look too thin. But check out the pic in this article. She's sickly looking here. No way she's digesting what she "eats".
jeebus
steve likes em boney...preferably with an adam's apple
bitch needs a burger
hahahahahahahaaaa
someone get that girl some #3
"My dog is turning into mize right about now"
he has acquired a derrick turnbow bobble head?
"She's sickly looking here. No way she's digesting what she "eats"."
green isnt your color beff
S
"My dog is turning into mize right about now"
he does 2 things a day?
yea, that pic is kinda gross.
she should move to america to fatten up. i have an extra room in my apt, i wouldn't even charge her rent.
"My dog is turning into mize right about now"
he says he was gonna do something but then passed?
your dog has a shitting problem?
condolences
your dog only eats half of what's in his bowl?
"My dog is turning into mize right about now"
he thought he was gonna marry someone then got dumped? and now has NOWHERE TO GO?
"My dog is turning into mize right about now"
he wants to fuck prince?
The "my dog is turning into mize right about now" jokes are hilarity. Even mize will have to admit that.
Don't freak out cause it's from the "Middle East Times" but this is an interesting article on the Taliban, Al-Qaida and their link to opium.
Long read though.
your dog knows George Karl?
suite
Fuck you guys.
your dogs mechanic was state champion jiffy lube guy?
one thing lost in all this - keef, there is a mobil dog neutering van that rides around your neighborhood?
please advice
your dog refuses to go 2 lawns over to get the ball if you over-throw it?
its kind of like the bang bus, but with slightly different results
Gallardo's mowing 'em down today
your dog refuses to have sex and is content to hump legs and then act like he doesn't even care?
your dog knows doug melvin and some umpire?
your dog doesnt have any plates?
I don't like this neon colored patent leather loafers trend. Ladies, it looks dumb. Stop it.
your dog is middle management?
your dog doesn't like those neon colored patent leather loafers trend?
your dog doesn't like those neon colored patent leather loafers trend?
hilarity
your dog hates stoopid female dogs?
your dog hates middle aged woman who wear juicy suits?
your dog hates rich jewish bitches?
Juicy is fucking lame
your dog is having computer problems?
your dog could beat ep in a game of one on one?
"your dog could beat ep in a game of one on one?"
so your dog thinks.....
your dog's diet is cigarettes, vodka and cheap beef?
your dog likes 7$ steaks?
your dog is rocking a Mullin jersey?
your dog rode the pine in hs basketball, although he was obviously the best player on the team
your dog can throw a football over them mountains?
your dog wears glasses?
"your dog didn't make* his hs basketball team, although he was obviously the best player in the school"
*fixed
your dog is obese?
your dog cuts his own hair?
your dog shit in his pants at the fair once?
your dog is scared shitless by the sight of blood, yet thought he should try boxing or crime scene cleanup?
your dog hopelessly thinks he's gonna get a raise/promotion soon?
your dog seems like he would be a decent golf coach, yet stays at his dead end job?
yovanni winning the game by his damn self, home run
your dog wants to be a bullpen catcher?
your dog doesnt think it's an angry person at all?
"your dog could beat ep in a game of one on one?"
The dog is taller, it would have no problem posting EP up
your dog is in love with Bomani Jones?
"yovanni winning the game by his damn self, home run"
He's greedy like that. So rude.
"The dog is taller, it would have no problem posting EP up"
stop it
your dog said you could use all the "Mane and Tail" you'd like but don't even think about touching The Verticoli?
your dog is not too impressed by Vegas.
bring in frankie for the 5 out save jerry
do it
nevermind
nice hold putz
fucking mick jerkoff
lost the win for johan
i hate rooting for this team
Fox News thinks we should stop shaking hands to prevent swine flu.
Howard suspended one game
bolder
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