Wednesday, April 15, 2009

A Freaktastic Post.

Here is a video in which former NBA "Legend", Scot Pollard, challenges Cheryl Miller to a game of one-on-one. It's a little long, but it's quite entertaining to here* them verbally spar a bit:



I read about the 24 Hours of LeMons in ESPN The Mag and I'm trying to get a team together to go do it. They do a 24 hour race in Toledo but one of the big restrictions is, your car can't cost more than $500 (that does not include safety equipment). So, you pretty much have to buy a Fiero or a Dodge Neon with 265,000 miles on it and hope it holds up. It looks like a lot of fun. Here's a video of a race from a hood mounted cam:



World's Saddest Videos; my favorite part is at about the :55 mark where, "Whoops, someone kicked this homeless man's change all over the street":



Another College Humor Video; dude gets $500 from the President of the company but has to do a series of challenges. They include: getting his hair corn-rowed. Getting his chest waxed. Getting one hand handcuffed to a chair while getting a pie to the face every 15 minutes. The Pie face montage is pretty entertaining:



And finally, for the '80s song of the week, it's Mirror In The Bathroom, but the English Beat (hint: it's a song about doing coke):



NBA Playoff Preview will be posted tomorrow.

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Beth said...

Kudos to LOVad. It's always nice to see Rev reached on the same night the big man himself shows up.

El Padrino said...

tits

Beth said...

Actually, these are tits.

SFW

El Padrino said...

they dont look like tits

tem said...

good tits joke

Steve said...

"good tits joke"

i just wish they would have been bigger.

tem said...

beggars can't be choosers

El Padrino said...

why am i sending a tebag to washington dc

Beth said...

Those may be the first tits mize has seen in awhile...

And speaking of mize - GOLF PICKS!!

tem said...

"why am i sending a tebag to washington dc"

what is a tebag?

Beth said...

"what is a tebag?"

A city in the Phillipines of course.But why EP would send it to D.C. is very confusing...

tem said...

i'm not even sure how he'd send that.

meiz would know.

El Padrino said...

mexi dont fly united

El Padrino said...

i remember when i teabagged this chick once

she was very surprised

LIGHTS OUT!

El Padrino said...

"why EP would send it to D.C. is very confusing..."

silly people on multiple sites i frequent have an ad atop the site to send a teabgag to washington DC

must have something to do with this whole "Tea Party" phenominon

tem said...

good story

Beth said...

I wonder what keith's version of teabagging would be, and if he's ever done it to his m-in-law.

Steve said...

"i remember when i teabagged this chick once"

Catholics are freaky. I may have to start going to church.

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Steve said...

Stupid PiratesWe'll be at war in 3 countries soon enough.

tem said...

pirates will give the navy something to do. i don't think the navy was too busy in the desert.

tem said...

"I wonder what keith's version of teabagging would be, and if he's ever done it to his m-in-law."

and then if his m-in-law in turn went around and did it to all her friends...

Beth said...

We were talking yesterday about the quality (or lack of) of the pics of Tem's temgagement ring on ebay. Well along those lines, a friend of mine just sent me this link to an auction for baby clothes one ebay. Is that really the best way to show off that baby's outfit?

El Padrino said...

hilarious pic beth

fucking cant stop laughin

El Padrino said...

fucking white trash

Beth said...

"fucking white trash"

Thank god he's not from the south - Michigan of all places.

tem said...

michigan has its fair share of WT

tem said...

the huge version of the picture is even better

Blue said...

thanks for embarassing me beth by posting my ebay auction

Beth said...

"thanks for embarassing me beth by posting my ebay auction"

Now if mize had kids I might actually wonder if HE had said that...

Jugdish said...

Catholics are freaky. I may have to start going to church.



steve, are you athiest or agnostic?

just curious...

tem said...

they are making a seventh american pie film.

i did not know there more were than 3.

El Padrino said...

all were straight to dvd

Blue said...

yeah, there was american pie band camp; american pie naked mile; and one other one that nobody watched.

Steve said...

"steve, are you athiest or agnostic?"

na, i'm not trying to start another LOV Holy War. I was just picking on EP.


-----------------------------

The band camp American pie wasn't bad. As long as you lower your expectations way way way down.

Blue said...

trust me, if you enjoy LoV, you have no problem with low expectations

Steve said...

13 Year old boy robs bank.

tem said...

then what are you steve?

not catholic, not agnostic, not atheist....plenty of things left i guess, which one is it?

tem said...

"He was found hiding in a nearby garage about 30 minutes after Monday's robbery, stained red from a dye pack that had been placed in the bag of money."

dumb kid

Blue said...

yeah, hadn't that kid ever seen Raising Arizona

Steve said...

the "na", was too answering the question. not an answer to the question.

Blue said...

huh?

kodiac said...

Paulus considering playing QB for Michigan this season?

-Please God let this happen; Zeke having to pull a 180 and become a Paulus fan would be the highest of comedy

tem said...

i'll put $10 to the Paulus to Mich Scholarship fund.

tem said...

i think steve wants his religion to be kept secret.

El Padrino said...

"i think steve wants his religion to be kept secret."

cult?

tem said...

could be. maybe he is KKK, or Hindu or something we have never even heard of.

Steve said...

"Paulus considering playing QB for Michigan this season?

-Please God let this happen; Zeke having to pull a 180 and become a Paulus fan would be the highest of comedy"


nooooooo douuubbbbtttt!!!!!

Steve said...

KKK would be christians.

tem said...

so?

all we ruled out was catholics.

Steve said...

steve is non denominational

Steve said...

don't you lose a year of eligibility if you transfer schools? not lose, but have to sit out a year?

Steve said...

or is that only if it's the same sport.

tem said...

i don't believe it affects you if you change sports and/or graduate.

Beth said...

Y'all are missing the obvious - Steve's god is Coach K.

So that makes him a Krzyzewskian.

tem said...

"Y'all are missing the obvious "

this should neither shock nor surprise you.

Steve said...

"So that makes him a Krzyzewskian."

So that makes him a Krzyzewskian.


Brillian!!!!

Tyler said...

"Please God let this happen; Zeke having to pull a 180 and become a Paulus fan would be the highest of comedy"

He said last night he'd boycott the season.

Tyler said...

Besides, we already came up with a scenario where Paulus gets drafted by Green Bay, Rodgers pulls a Cutler and gets traded, then Paulus gets Theismanned by the Bears in his first start.

Tyler said...

It's a win-win-win scenario.

tem said...

if Paulus ends up starting at QB for UM i will have to change my prediction that UM wins > WVU wins X 2

tem said...

i won the lottery

tem said...

$3


DET

Blue said...

wow, you should quit your job

tem said...

i'll wait until i get the cash.

tem said...

or if i worked for you i'd just wait until you fired me.

Blue said...

you should tell your boss

"i won the lottery today, but i'm not here for the money, i'm here because i love what i'm doing, so i'll keep coming to work, because i'm that dedicated to our company"

tem said...

i might say that.

tem said...

of course he would respond that he is going to cut my salary then.


on second thought this is a bad idea.

i'll keep my lottery winnings on the down low.

Blue said...

or, he might pay you more because he knows how dedicated you are

Beth said...

"DET"

I keep meaning to ask everytime I see this but keep forgetting to - what's it stand for again?

Blue said...

don't eat trout

Blue said...

DETroit Basketball

Blue said...

don't even trip

Blue said...

don't ever trip

Blue said...

don't even try

tem said...

I know DET, but i always forget what RIF means.

Keith S said...

don't eat tits

Blue said...

dry each tuba

Blue said...

Run in fun

tem said...

don't even trip is correct

tem said...

HUNGRY time, have fun thinking of off the wall things for DET and RIF.

Blue said...

reach it far

Blue said...

rear in front

Blue said...

read it frank

Beth said...

Don't even trip makes sense but I think I'm going to read it as don't eat trout from now on.

I also don't know what RIF means tem.

Keith S said...

Rarely I Fuck, but only when mize says it

Beth said...

Where is mize today anyway?

Keith S said...

He's trying to find plates and cups. And a surge protector

Blue said...

RIF=reading is fundamental

El Padrino said...

Rumps in the Front

Blue said...

lots of surge issues at casa de meiz

El Padrino said...

T whose winning the MVP

bron bron right

Jugdish said...

He's trying to find plates and cups. And a surge protector



does he have his own clothes, or does he wear hers too?

Keith S said...

Title of SG's column on WWL frontpage is a great TWSS

Keith S said...

"does he have his own clothes, or does he wear hers too?"

I think he said she's little, so I don't think he could wear her clothes

El Padrino said...

vick to skins


fo sho

Blue said...

maloof is a midgeti was watching when this play happened, it was a hard foul, deserved a flagrant call, but thuggery is a little fetched far...it's not k-marts fault that clumsy white boy can't take a hit.

Meiz said...

Golf Picks! is broken for me right now

Keith S said...

KMart is a thug. He played for Huggins and he only recruits thugs

Keith S said...

"Golf Picks! is broken for me right now"

You can't catch a break, can you

El Padrino said...

videyo link pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

Meiz said...

"it's not k-marts fault that clumsy white boy can't take a hit."


Geno Auriemma does not approve of this comment

Blue said...

another midget

Keith S said...

just saw tem's rings on ebay. Those pics are hilarity

Keith S said...

I think they were taken from the hubble telescope

Meiz said...

Today is the day we allegedly get cable internet here.

El Padrino said...

like high speed, once less thing for you to bitch about

Blue said...

once less

woe

Blue said...

he can now complain about not having anything to complain aboot

Keith S said...

EP, do you have a membership to BJs?

Keith S said...

I can't wait to hear the reply to that question

Keith S said...

Or see the reply, I guess

El Padrino said...

"EP, do you have a membership to BJs?"

No, I would like one though if it meant I actually received a blowjob as part of the membership.

Blue said...

if you read out loud, you could hear it.

Blue said...

being married nullifies any membership privlidges

El Padrino said...

scott stortch stole a bently?

Keith S said...

Over the weekend, Foxx said Cyrus should, “make a sex tape and grow up,” during his Sirius satellite radio show, the Associated Press reported.

The actor was also reportedly heard saying: “Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She need to get a gum transplant!”



HILARITY

Keith S said...

"No, I would like one though if it meant I actually received a blowjob as part of the membership."


Free 60 day pass to BJs

El Padrino said...

"HILARITY"


keefast

Keith S said...

"keefast"

Goddman.

El Padrino said...

thanks
gonna compare it to costco

Steve said...

Did anybody NOT see this coming?

El Padrino said...

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El Padrino said...

wonder if BJ's sells that shit

El Padrino said...

best stanky leg i have EVER seen by a country mile

El Padrino said...

bossman ordered a pu-pu platter

for himself

he's losing it

Meiz said...

Tell him to step away from the pool

Blue said...

some of the ghm's are nasty

Blue said...

i think a chick just walked in while i was guessing a muff and i wasn't paying attention...but i'm not sure.

El Padrino said...

love that game

El Padrino said...

best part about that game is I always win

Blue said...

sometimes you may not win

Blue said...

with the rosie o'donnell type chicks

Meiz said...

Goddamn, this mammoth woman's watch is holding on for dear life. I think I heard it screaming for help.

El Padrino said...

got invited to watch the Rangers at a bar, $2 drafts, $5 appetizers, giveaways the whole nine

the Rangers are in the playoffs?

El Padrino said...

suite, playoff hockey starts

tem said...

the texas rangers?

tem said...

like walker texas ranger?

El Padrino said...

that's what i said

El Padrino said...

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”


yea that probably stings a bit

tem said...

what is that cnped from?

tem said...

the guy OJ supposedly whacked was 19? i thought he was lots older.

Blue said...

OJ didn't care about that guy...the guy just happened to be there


he cared about killing the white chick

El Padrino said...

the cooley zone

El Padrino said...

"he cared about killing the white chick"

yes, i think that's what hulkamania is referring to

wanting to murder hsi wife

Steve said...

Chris Rock put the OJ/Hogan thing best:

"I ant's saying i would have done it, but i understand"

Blue said...

yes, but hulk gets to sleep with brooke

El Padrino said...

rolling stone piece on hulk not up yet but here is where i got it from, ny post

Blue said...

that's just a dum thing to say.

now if she comes up murdered...who you think they're going to point the finger at?

tem said...

hulk link would have been nice before the comments. i had no clue about hulk/OJ talk.

El Padrino said...

"now if she comes up murdered...who you think they're going to point the finger at?"

well yeah, i guess but i understand

tem said...

hulk now has the "i'm not dumb enough to say that and then murder her, i was framed."

tem said...

defense

Blue said...

now i should kill her

tem said...

now you can't either, it was dumb to type that out.

Blue said...

but i just admitted to it online, so now i'd be implicated....shit

El Padrino said...

fail

tem said...

maybe meiz can kill her.

if he gets caught he will have a place to live.

if he doesn't hulk will probably give him some cash.

El Padrino said...

i demand to know how Jelly Belly does it!

spaceman spiff said...

"now if she comes up murdered...who you think they're going to point the finger at?"

OJ did it and didnt get in trouble, hopefully hulk knows that some of the lawyers in the defense are dead now

tem said...

hulk will use the wookie defense

tem said...

chewbacca defense i guess really

Blue said...

i don't think i washed my hair today

El Padrino said...

It read, “I want to give you a hand job with my mouth,” and was signed “Korean Abdul-Jabbar.”


suite

El Padrino said...

"i don't think i washed my hair today"

unacceptable

El Padrino said...

the cafĂ© on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, said Ms. Ferrell passed him a note which read: “I want you to throw a hot dog down my hall.”)

isiah thomas said...

He said last night he'd boycott the season.

You're my boy T!

isiah thomas said...

i'll put $10 to the Paulus to Mich Scholarship fund.

O$U might want to look into him asswell*.

If Pryor goes down they have no other viable option.

tem said...

even i remember to wash my hair every day.

tem said...

they have boumann or something like that.

tem said...

also i am not sure Paulus = viable option.

Blue said...

"even i remember to wash my hair every day."

you don't have a lot of hair to watch*

isiah thomas said...

OJ did it and didnt get in trouble, hopefully hulk knows that some of the lawyers in the defense are dead now

Johnny Cock-ran* ain't walking through that door.

If the hulkamania t-shirt doesn't fit - youmustacquitbrother!

isiah thomas said...

they have boumann or something like that.

eggsactly.

Greg Paulus is on line 1 Tress.

El Padrino said...

not blocked i c

suite

isiah thomas said...

was the "Isiah Thompson" stuff discussed?

tem said...

if you think that Paulus is > the current backup QB for OSU then something happened to your brain. something bad.

isiah thomas said...

not blocked i c

suite


tried loggin in first then going to comments, it worked.

tem said...

I can't imagine Paulus stepping in for any team in the top 30 as a #1 or #2 QB.

isiah thomas said...

O$U without Pryor = not good

with or without Paulus

tem said...

"you don't have a lot of hair to watch*"

which means i probably could forget about it easier.

isiah thomas said...

I can't imagine Paulus stepping in for any team in the top 30 as a #1 or #2 QB.

*nodding head in agreement

tem said...

OSU without Pryor isn't good.

but come on now, OSU with whoever else it is they have is > OSU led by Paulus.


this is just retarded talk.

Keith S said...

"If Pryor goes down they have no other viable option."


Brutus is a better > option than Paulus

tem said...

well brutus would have to take off his gloves first, but yeah.

isiah thomas said...

but come on now, OSU with whoever else it is they have is > OSU led by Paulus.


this is just retarded talk.

re-read what I said, I didn't say Paulus would be better, I said they didn't have a viable option.

this "bow-wow" guy, if he really exists, won't lead O$U anywhere.

El Padrino said...

"I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it," he tried to explain to Jay. "And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far... There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously."


jamie foxx is a pussy

tem said...

"re-read what I said,"


i can't re-read it, i never read it in the first place.

i just look at the letters and make up what i thought you said.

isiah thomas said...

i just look at the letters and make up what i thought you said.

I respect that. (ns)

Keith S said...

"O$U without Pryor = not good"

They won a national title with Craig goddman Krenzel. And they've had a couple of retards at QB since then, and they still have been a top 15 team. With Pryor they're probably a top 5 teams. Without Pryor, probably top 20. They still have players.

Keith S said...

Don't ever say Paulus would be any kind of option at tOSU. Them's fightin' words.

tem said...

not top 10 for osu = not good.


they set the bar high.

tem said...

zeke is going to get a keef sanzhex

isiah thomas said...

O$U is a great team fo sho, no doubt about it, they re-load/re-stock when they lose guys.

But Pryor is an elite level talent, losing him would be devastating, I think.

Luckily the Big Televen is awful so maybe I'm over-reacting.

With Pryor they can go 11-1 (not sure who is on the OOC sked* besides SC)

Without him they're prob a 7/8 win team, maybe 6/7.

4 game swing is big.

isiah thomas said...

Rome keeps re-playing the "Isiah Thompson" clip and it's hilarity.

Keith S said...

"But Pryor is an elite level talent, losing him would be devastating, I think."

Elite level ath-a-lete, yes. But every other QB on the roster has a better arm than him, they just can't run like he does. Plus, he's only in year 2, I don't think it would be as big of a drop off as you think. I could be wrong, it happened once.

Keith S said...

"(not sure who is on the OOC sked* besides SC)"

Probably O-H-I-O schools

isiah thomas said...

Plus, he's only in year 2, I don't think it would be as big of a drop off as you think. I could be wrong, it happened once.

Hopefully it'll happen so we can see who's right.

El Padrino said...

"Robinson successfully stole home 19 times in 31 attempts."


that is fucking amazing

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