Friday, April 10, 2009

Fatigued

Everytime I see the Shamwow commercial I think of bloddy sheets and used condoms.

Notice the collection of whitey's on Boston. I think they have more asians than latins.

Who invented baseball? What about football? Wiki must know.

Greg Norman bangs Chris Everett? The dude from that Rome clip (1994?)

Augusta has nice grass.

Baseball just feels right.

Lakers will win the title. Sorry to steal your thunder Blue/T.

Why do old men wear suits just to walk around?

Giants going to get Braylon Edwards. For real.

Yanks are on the board, the world will not end.

Bengals should sign Plax. They appreciate his work off the field.

NFL Mock draft next Friday.

Weekend Advice : In honour of beisbol, Cracker Jacks and American Beer.

Happy Easter Scrotum Heads

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JFreak said...

Profound comment here.

tem said...

says you.

tem said...

good start today.

tem said...

by the by, tem is in another good mood.

JFreak said...

Is tem's good mood caused by a lady or just because?

El Padrino said...

i'm not going in

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keith S said...

turd

Keith S said...

working 8-12 today

tem said...

8-12 seems like a short day.

or a real long one.

Keith S said...

why do women have to take 30 minute showers? I don't get it.

tem said...

"Is tem's good mood caused by a lady or just because?"

can't it be both?

tem said...

"why do women have to take 30 minute showers? "

to spend less time with other people.

Keith S said...

"can't it be both?"

Not with you

Keith S said...

"to spend less time with other people."

I see. You know cmk pretty well, then.

ns

Blue said...

exactly how well

Keith S said...

enough to know she hates being around people

Keith S said...

The American sailor being held hostage by Somali pirates managed to jump off the lifeboat overnight but was recaptured, NBC News reported Friday.



Keep fighting, Popeye

Blue said...

you married meiz?

Blue said...

4M americans not ready for the switch to digital TV


who gives a shit

tem said...

"Not with you"

hmm, fair enough.

Blue said...

lakers looked good last night, bynum was a good addition.

Nuggets looked like they played without any energy...losers

tem said...

nuggets were resting for their next game.

Blue said...

jumping off the boat and getting recaptured doesn't sound very american.

i can't wait for this movie. I wonder if johnny depp will be in it.

tem said...

boat must move faster than he does.

Blue said...

that's easy, he's a sailor, just dive down into the water and swim

isiah thomas said...

Who invented baseball?

Abner Doubleday

Blue said...

james naismith invented the basketball game

dr. james

JFreak said...

doubleday is incorrect.

He invented baseball like columbus discovered america.

tem said...

i invented football.

tem said...

Bemidji State lost.

sorry Kod.

Blue said...

i want kod to give me my .35 cents back

Blue said...

"Abner Doubleday"

is this the guy who publishes books?

kodiac said...

Bemidji State lost.

sorry Kod.

-thanks; I just wish it would have been a better game. Miami of Ohio completely destoryed BSU

tem said...

it was a good run

Blue said...

Miami of Ohio beat DU ass well in the first round, and DU was a 1 seed.

MofO is playing well

tem said...

MOFO is tough.

Blue said...

don't mess with the MofO

The Rev said...

I just slept in until 10:30.

What an awesome start!

tem said...

hi rev.

The Rev said...

hey there

The Rev said...

Yo Blue... you going to the game today?

Blue said...

no, i have to fire someone in 20 minutes

Blue said...

opening day always sells out way in advance and i'm too lazy to find tickets


there are 2 guys in the office that are going, i think, it was very confusing their discussion about the game

JFreak said...

What's the story on this firee?

Fake pregnancy too?

The Rev said...

Fire somebody, eh?

I did that once. It made me ill.

Meiz said...

I like the Blue Firing People Era

Blue said...

if you were told 2 weeks ago, that showing up late was not allowed anymore or you were going to lose your job..

don't you think you'd make a super effort to show up on time or even early?

tem said...

blue fires someone once a week now.

tem said...

"don't you think you'd make a super effort to show up on time or even early?"

nah.

Blue said...

i'm getting a new nickname after today

"the terminator"

tem said...

blue is firing people so he can promote hot secretary and/or hire more hot chicks.

Blue said...

"blue fires someone once a week now."

yeah after this one, it'll be old hat

i'll be like Norm on Cheers when the company used him as the guy to let everyone go...if you get called into my office, it will strike feer in the hearts of all.

Blue said...

"blue is firing people so he can promote hot secretary and/or hire more hot chicks."

this is not entirely untrue

The Rev said...

Depends...

how much am I getting paid?

Blue said...

she is an uggo

Meiz said...

Aw What the fuck? The A's game was ppd last night?

Meiz said...

s

The Rev said...

i'll be like Norm on Cheers when the company used him as the guy to let everyone go...if you get called into my office, it will strike feer in the hearts of all.


But he started off crying like vitch everytime he fired someone.

The Rev said...

Like a bitch, even!

Blue said...

there will be no crying

Blue said...

i'm getting drunk this afternoon

Meiz said...

Sully's co-pilot throws out the 1st pitch at Miller Park today. He's a Wisconsin native. I did not know that

tem said...

just like norm.

Blue said...

scott boras cares

tem said...

"if you get called into my office, it will strike feer in the hearts of all."

when the head HR guy of the insulation company here wears his suit we know someone is getting fired.

Keith S said...

"boat must move faster than he does."


The boat was out of gas.

ns

Keith S said...

"I just slept in until 10:30.

What an awesome start!"

I bet cmrev was scared. Big guys shouldn't sleep that long.

Keith S said...

"MofO is playing well"

There are lots of hot chicks at MofO


ns

Keith S said...

Uncle John's bathroom reader book does a good job of clearing up the "who invented baseball and fooyball" question. I read that last week whilst shitting

Blue said...

Done....drunk time

The Rev said...

Cmrev is working today.

A fact she was not happy about.

The Rev said...

A whole Friday with the house to myself...

Thanks, Obama!

Keith S said...

"A whole Friday with the house to myself..."


porn

Keith S said...

"Cmrev is working today.

A fact she was not happy about."


Does she celebrate Easter?

Keith S said...

"Done....drunk time"

Should have gotten drunk first

Keith S said...

shoulda finished the natty

Keith S said...

bloddy sheets are the worse

The Rev said...

Does she celebrate Easter?


About as much as I do.

The Rev said...

Porn is such a happy thought.

Keith S said...

I got a random text from some number yesterday that said "Your word of the day is logocentrism. It means excessive attention paid to the meanings of words".

The Rev said...

My Friday afternoon...

porn, bagels, cigars!

Keith S said...

"About as much as I do"

Eating all the candy doesn't mean you "celebrate" it, rev

Keith S said...

"porn, bagels, cigars!"

A revsurrection

Blue said...

loose ≠ lose


c'mon people

Keith S said...

"c'mon people"

Welcome to my world


/mize

The Rev said...

I do not eat a lot of Easter candy.

I do however have a kick-ass Easter brunch scheduled at a local Cuban restaurant.

The Rev said...

Praise Haysoos!

Keith S said...

"I do however have a kick-ass Easter brunch scheduled at a local Cuban restaurant."

Shocking!





















But not surprising

Keith S said...

"I do not eat a lot of Easter candy. "



I will use my "bullshit" card right now

The Rev said...

Rev's Easter Brunch menu

They'll ask me what I want to order, and I will hand them the menu and say "Yes, please!"

Tyler said...

bloddy is hook-the-hook*

The Rev said...

I'm not as much of a sweets guy as you would think, at least not with candy.

Now cakes and cookies on the other hand... they're like crack to me.

Tyler said...

So the waiter at that place doesn't roll his eyes at that OMJ every year, Rev?

Tyler said...

Good thing Chris Ray was riding the bench last night, my ERA is already over 5 for the week.

The Rev said...

So the waiter at that place doesn't roll his eyes at that OMJ every year, Rev?


No. I've not been there for brunch before.

Tyler said...

My Cain/Burnett combo came through last night.

Blue said...

sweeet

kodiac said...

I just saw that Andy Richter is coming back to join Conan on The Tonight Show. I'm pretty excited about that (ns).

Tyler said...

"No. I've not been there for brunch before."

Expect an eye-roll if you use that line.

The Rev said...

Expect an eye-roll if you use that line.


I'll try it and report back to you.

Blue said...

tell them that the "yes, please" comment is approved by LoV

Tyler said...

It is also approved by Obama.

Tyler said...

And your momma.

Keith S said...

"And your momma."


No you didn't

Blue said...

yobama

kodiac said...

your mom bows down to Saudi princes

Blue said...

that sounds dangerous

Blue said...

lots of daytime Kod lately

Meiz said...

I don't like these foreigners that don't have their small children speaking English.

tem said...

"There are lots of hot chicks at MofO
"

truer words...

tem said...

bloddy sheets = blank stare

tem said...

I don't like these foreigners


fized

tem said...

blue, how did the mark take getting canned?

tem said...

i am tired

tem said...

but at least i am showing keef how to do the natty's.

tem said...

lunch lull today i see.

tem said...

i'm pretty much out of things to say.

JFreak said...

no you aren't.

Meiz said...

I have little to nothing to say

Meiz said...

I wish Beth was here today, so we could rap about this iTunes transfer I need to do.

tem said...

itunes transfer?

Meiz said...

I need to get my iTunes library off the good computer, and onto the old computer. And hopefully there's a quick, low hassle way of doing it. Beth said she had to do it once, I just want to get some more details on it.

tem said...

i see

tem said...

i need to get more music for my ipod thing.

Keith S said...

Mize is sad

JFreak said...

Who is AuburnHillsRiot on xboxlive?

JFreak said...

is that iam?

Keith S said...

"your mom bows down to Saudi princes"

First time I read this I read it as "blows Saudi princes"

tem said...

"AuburnHillsRiot"

no clue.

Meiz said...

"Who is AuburnHillsRiot on xboxlive?"


Iam

tem said...

"First time I read this I read it as "blows Saudi princes""

it could be both.

tem said...

meiz is?

Keith S said...

"I just want to get some more details on it."



here

Keith S said...

work sucks today

Keith S said...

or, every day, really

Meiz said...

"here"

That doesn't help me any

Blue said...

"blue, how did the mark take getting canned?"

no crying, she just said, OK and i gave her her check and i got up and walked away

Keith S said...

"That doesn't help me any"


here


That took me 3.5 seconds

Keith S said...

You really are the miziest bastard in the world

Keith S said...

Do you also axe exfemtem to cut your meat for you?

Keith S said...

Maybe you can have the new lady read the newspaper to you.

Keith S said...

If you go shooting with the new guy, maybe he can aim the gun for you.

Meiz said...

"Do you also axe exfemtem to cut your meat for you?"


No. I have exfemtem beat my meat.

Blue said...

meiz,
if you have all the shit on your ipod, you don't have to pull it off a computer.

google it.

if i remember right, you download a program on the new computer (old computer in your case), you have to have that program i told you to download earlier...then you hook up your ipod to the old computer and that program converts it all back onto your computer.

it's pretty simple

Keith S said...

"No. I have exfemtem beat my meat."

We all know that's a lie, pecos

Keith S said...

"it's pretty simple"

Nothing is simple with mize

Meiz said...

"We all know that's a lie, pecos"


RIF, Keith. RIF.

Meiz said...

I'm not going to jump headlong into something that I don't know will actually work without getting outside opinions.

Keith S said...

"RIF, Keith. RIF."


Yes. Spelling is fundamental for me, too. Jesus.

Keith S said...

"I'm not going to jump headlong into something that I don't know will actually work without getting outside opinions."

You got an outside opinion already.

kodiac said...

work sucks today

working on an office holiday sucks. Although it is nice to have the office to myself/quiet with no clients walking or calling in.

Meiz said...

Especially if some bullshit happens, and I lose everything.

Meiz said...

"You got an outside opinion already."


What one? Beth? She didn't provide as much depth as you of Blue.

Keith S said...

"What one? Beth? She didn't provide as much depth as you of Blue."

She said she did it before, and it worked for the most part. What else do you need in an opinion?

Meiz said...

Sorry.

Note to self, Don't ask Keith for advice or his opinion. He gets pissy if you do.

Meiz said...

Lesson learned.

tem said...

"Do you also axe exfemtem to cut your meat for you?"

why would she cut his meat?

tem said...

"No. I have exfemtem beat my meat."

good luck getting it farther than that.

tem said...

"and I lose everything."

well it'll be in the pool, so look there first.

tem said...

exfemtem emailed me something asking how i was doing and what not.

so i responded and asked her the same and said "oh and i heard you have a new boy toy, how's that working?"

and she never responded.


i find that to be hilarious.

tem said...

another natty, right there.

i am on fire.

a natty machine today.

DET.

Blue said...

""oh and i heard you have a new boy toy, how's that working?""

bitter much

maybe you should ask her if she's engaged again

tem said...

i think i should start working out again and lose some weight. it will increase my chances to find a desirable mate.

maybe i should get some hair too.

i should make a list.

tem said...

"bitter much

maybe you should ask her if she's engaged again"


not bitter. was seriously interested in seeing how it went.

i got past being bitter like 2 or 3 breakups ago.

Blue said...

get rich, that's all you need

you can be old/fat/hairless..but rich attracts desirable women

tem said...

maybe i'll work out and play the lottery.

kodiac said...

i should make a list.

you should contact TJW and get some advice; he's a total chick magnet





















Wait for it....





























S

tem said...

yeah too bad Teejer ain't here to 'splain things to me.

JFreak said...

Meiz, have you ever used a flash drive?

It's like that but more times.

I'm not sure what you're so reticent about.

Keith S said...

"Sorry.

Note to self, Don't ask Keith for advice or his opinion. He gets pissy if you do."



Woe

Keith S said...

reticent, nice.

Keith S said...

I'm not being pissy. I'm just saying shit or get off the pot.

spaceman spiff said...

meiz, the 'outside opinions' you are looking for more than likely used google to find out how to do shit

Keith S said...

"meiz, the 'outside opinions' you are looking for more than likely used google to find out how to do shit"


Don't use logic with mize. Unless it's pecosian logic

tem said...

fuck AXE

Meiz said...

"Meiz, have you ever used a flash drive?"


of course. I think I've got it under control, now.

Keith S said...

Goddman pirates and frenchies

Keith S said...

"I think I've got it under control, now."

Don't be so sure. It might fuck up and you won't have anything to take when you have nowhere to go.

Meiz said...

Apparently new lady makes her own hours. Left 3 hours early today. Hasn't work a full Friday or Saturday shift in 5 weeks.


I can't wait to gently toss her under the bus.

spaceman spiff said...

"Apparently new lady makes her own hours. Left 3 hours early today. Hasn't work a full Friday or Saturday shift in 5 weeks."

jealous?

Keith S said...

Did she leave her newspaper?

Meiz said...

"Don't be so sure. It might fuck up and you won't have anything to take when you have nowhere to go."



So, are you a professional dildo, or just a really good amateur?

Meiz said...

"Did she leave her newspaper?"


Of course.

Keith S said...

"So, are you a professional dildo, or just a really good amateur?"

Are you hitting on me?

tem said...

do you two want to be alone?

Keith S said...

No. There needs to be witnesses

kodiac said...

we need like a lordzofmediation.com or something like that

Keith S said...

maybe a lordzofmeditation, too

Meiz said...

I'll youtube it for Zeke

Keith S said...

appropriate wall

spaceman spiff said...

miggy, grand salami

tem said...

yay miggy. whoever.

Keith S said...

Tejada

Keith S said...

Cairo

Keith S said...

Montero

Keith S said...

The mexican that works with mize

tem said...

i see

tem said...

not really

tem said...

but i could have

tem said...

not really

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