Friday, April 24, 2009

El Pad's 2009 NFL Mock Draft brought to you by tough actin' Tinactin

Now as I re-read this and compare them to other mock drafts I've read it seems somewhat close. The lower half of the draft could be totally different. The only way the upper part will be a world different will be if someone trade up for Sanchez. There is a lot of buzz out there. You've probably heard Skins, Jets, Broncos and the like to try to move around to get Sanchez. Seattle is saying they are not taking Sanchez which leads everyone to believe they are taking Sanchez. Let's see what happens. Onto it.

1) Lions - Matthew Stafford, QB Georgia
Tard pop goes up one in Detroit.

2) Rams - Jason Smith, T Baylor
Science. Rams need a tackle. Smith can run block better than Monroe.

3) Chiefs - Aaron Curry, LB Wake Forest
I want to have the Chiefs trade down but I couldn't find the right fit. Was thinking they'd dangle Gonzalez in a package. Say to the Falcons they need a TE. (Update: Chifs traded Tony G to Atlanta for a 2010 2nd round pick) They can jump here grab Curry, net Gonzo and give away most of their 2nd day picks plus the 24th overall. Complicated though. Jacksonville moving from 8 to 3 could happen. They're hot for alot of things. Crabtree, the big tackle, Curry. They have holes like swiss cheese. In the end, if the Chiefs don't like anything thrown at them they take Curry. He can be valuable inside or outside in the 3-4.

4) Seahawks - Matt Sanchez, QB USC
For Seattle, to me, this is a no-brainer. Unless your overwhelmed with an offer to move down say from The Jets, Skins or Broncos you take Sanchez. Sit, groom whatver you want to call it. Matt Hasselback is 34 years old.

5) Cleveland Browns - B.J. Raji, DT Boston College
Has to be Raji. Mangini needs a stout 3-4 nose tackle. Now, there is a dirty secret that no one has mentioned and it involves the Giants moving to this spot for Crabtree. Like 3% chance but warrants mentioning. If you see the Browns taking Crabtree then assume the Braylon deal is done. If talks fall through Raji is the pick.

6) Bengals - Eugene Monroe, T Virginia
Monroe can pass block like nobody's business.

7) Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin, WR Missouri
It's seriously the worst kept secret of this year's draft. Which totally means he'll pick one of the USC linebackers instead. For entertainment value I'll go with everyone else and say Maclin.

8) Jaguars - Michael Crabtree, WR Texas Tech
I don't Jacksonville can pass on Mike Crabtree here. They have a ton of needs and WR is one of them. CB - can't reach on Jenkins here, DT - none available, LB - Orakpo maybe? I'll stick with Crabtree, Holt can teach this kid how to run a route and Garrad can have his #1 now. Also this is one spot where Jacksonville can move down for more later round or 2nd day picks.

9) Packers - Brian Orakpo, DE/OLB Texas
Brian is that hybrid DE/OLB all the defensive coordinators foam at the mouth for. This is the Packers #1 need.

10) San Francisco - Michael Oher, OT Mississippi
Top rated tackle. Big Andre still looms but he done fucked up, nobody wants the headache.

11) Bills - Aaron Maybin, DE Penn State
If they remain here, they'll take Maybin. They really wanted Orakpo but he didn't last. Maybin fills Buffalo's DE need pronto.

12) Denver Broncos - Tyson Jackson, DE LSU
They have to go defense. Maybe even the entire draft. God they stink on defense. Now Denver sits at 18 as well but I don't think they care to wait until then to grab Jackson who they clearly like. Unless, for some silly reason, Matt Sanchez is still here.

13) Redskins - Andre Smith, OT Alabama
Value, putting whatever character issues aside this guy was supposed to be a top 3 pick. Skins were looking on the outside in when it came to getting a big tackle and here big Andre is. They pounce.

14) Saints - Malcolm Jenkins, CB Ohio State
Beanie Wells? I thought about it but they are desperate for secondary playmakers. And there is some value in RB's in the later rounds.

15) Texans - Clay Matthews Jr, LB USC
Sappy pick. Father is on the coaching staff. If not Matthews than Robert Ayers. I'll play the family card. Father Bruce is a hall of famer you know.

16) Chargers - Knowshon Moreno, RB Gerogia
Heir apparent is set. No need to get all upset Ladanian. Chunky soup hasn't kept you healthy the past two playoff years. Sphroles is not a #1. I could have went defense here maybe the USC linebacker that freaked Erin Andrews but they are pretty stacked at linebacker.

17) Jets - Rey Maualaga, ILB USC
Rex Ryan continues his quest to win every game 9-0.

18) Broncos - Brian Cushing, OLB USC
And the third Linebacker from Southern Cal goes. Amazing Carrol is a master recruiter. Converting to a 3-4 Denver will need a bit of versatility, with the roster they have now, Cushing immediately becomes a starter on that 3-4 LB corp.

19) Bucs - Robert Ayers, DE Tennessee
Nice value here, Ayers is highly rated. Honestly Bucs can do anything here. Josh Freeman, Percy Harvin, Peria, Davis, etc. They have holes. And a rookie coach.

20) Lions - Everett Brown, DE Florida State
Lions need all the defensive help they can get. I thought about Vontae Davis but Schwartz needs bodies to rush the passer before he needs cover corners.

21) Eagles - Beanie Wells, RB Ohio State
Reid looking for that perfect compliment for Westbrook. Wells will be a fine back in this league. Should be the successor to Westbrook as well.

22) Vikings - Eben Britton, OT Arizona
They have no Right Tackle. Damn shame because I envisioned Percy Harvin ripping up that turf on his way to 6 off a bubble screen. Remember 1997 when Moss dropped to the Vikes at #21 because of character issues? I'll stick with the tackle but totally could see Harvin go here.

23) Patriots - James Laurinaitis, LB Ohio State
Slow, powerful, smart and most importantly white (think Vrabel/Izzo/Bruschi). Two things, one he replaces Bruschi the devil. Two he steals him from the Dolphins who have a hot flash for Animal's son. Or is is Hawk's son? Donald Brown could be in play here. Or Vontae Davis.

24) Falcons - Peria Jerry, DT Ole Miss
The most glaring need on this team is nose tackle. The fact that Jerry is still here may surprise the Atlanta war room. I thought about Pettigew here, the TE, just to give another weapon for Matt Ryan but this is the safe play. (Update, they don't need a TE anymore, see Chiefs)

25) Dolphins - Vontae Davis, CB Illinois
No pass rushers, no linebackers here for them to take. But the best cornerback in this draft is here. A position that lacks some talent on this team.

26) Ravens - Darrius Haywood-Bey, WR Maryland
Makes sense, they need a WR. Hometown kid, fast, vertical threat Flacco needs.

27) Colts - Hakeem Nicks, WR North Carolina
Very controlled guy. Uses his size well, very good hands. Life after Marvin won't be so bad after all. Noise Donald Brown will go here. Keep an eye out for that.

28) Bills - Brian Pettigrew, TE Oklahoma State
With no 1st round offensive lineman left Bills address a major offensive need in Pettigrew.

(There is a trade. Giants trade the 29th overall pick and a 3rd round pick for Braylon Edwards.)

29) Browns - Donald Brown, RB Uconn
While they do need a WR after trading Edwards and Winslow I expect them to snag one in the later rounds or maybe move one of the picks for a established NFL WR. Being able to get Brown is a major coup this is a hell of a kid. Off the field and on.

30) Titans - Darius Butler, CB Uconn
Nick Harper meet your replacement.

31) Cardinals - LeSean McCoy, RB Pitt
They wanted Beanie Wells or Donald Brown but they did not last.

32) Steelers - Alphonso Smith, CB Wake Forest
They need a young cornerback. And some Offensive lineman. Maybe Mack or Unger here.

Now, you see I have some first round talent missing out here. Percy Harvin, Kenny Britt, Josh Freeman. As usual teams will draft needs not sympathy. Harvin is different, I get the feeling teams are sick and tired (cept the Bengals) of dealing with players that have character issues. Especially if you haven't even done anything at the pro level yet.

Just to clarify: Crabtree dropping to 8, Jax, probably won't happen. Sanchez thing will cause a major draft shift. If Seattle doesn't take Sanchez, deal or no deal, they will 100% take Crabtree.

Giants/Browns, who knows deal could be dead. Could be alive. The Manning deal with Whales Vagina came together at the last minute. Like I said above if Crabtree is there and the Browns take him the deal is done. Just not announced. I think the Browns need that nose tackle alot more than they need that WR and if Brown is there at 29 they have to take him. Jamal Lewis is just about done. Giants also may be putting something together for Darrius Haywood Bey. Moving to the 16th or 17th spot.

Skins scare me and if Jason Campbell winds up a Jet, his career is over. The NY media will absolutely destory this kid.

Cardinals really want Beanie Wells or Donald Brown. But are not willing to move around to get him.

NFL draft, Baseball leaking out into May, NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs......very nice.

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Jugdish said...

No second round mock draft?

Jugdish said...

come on mel padkiperdrino

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

2nd round draft would be suite

Jugdish said...

I only say that because the Bears don't have a first round pick

Jugdish said...

ouch!

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

that guy pissed someone off

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

bears took cutler

Jugdish said...

kod

tem said...

i can't see josh freeman not going round 1.

tampa bay will make that pick in 20 seconds if he is still there. someone in that organization is drawing up a 7 QB offense and they need more QBs.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

yeah i can see the bucs taking him

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i had a wonderful dream about pancakes and now i want some

tem said...

i had a dream that i went to italy with some chick and she took me to olive garden because it was the best italy had to offer.

Steve said...

did you get the all you can eat salad and breadsticks?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"i had a dream that i went to italy with some chick and she took me to olive garden because it was the best italy had to offer."

nightmare

tem said...

we did not go into olive garden.


i told her something about el pad disagreeing about olive garden and she got mad and ditched me.

tem said...

so i was stuck outside olive garden in italy and didn't know what to do.

then i woke up.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i doubt there is a olive garden on italy

Steve said...

"so i was stuck outside olive garden in italy and didn't know what to do."

You should have went to Germany, they have a special: all the food, drink and sex you want for 70 euros.

Steve said...

"i doubt there is a olive garden on italy"

They have some sort of culinary school over there. so I’m sure they have restaurants as well.

tem said...

"i doubt there is a olive garden on italy"

well in my dreams there is.

tem said...

mock draft should have had teams drafting LOV people.

tem said...

rev would have went to the rams because they need a wide body.

beth to the bengals because they both suck, wadr.

el pad to the pats just to piss him off.

tem said...

walready?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

that is highlarryus

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

steve to the raiders cuz he's a booty raider

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

what's the big deal with waterboarding anyway, fucking do it if it works

tem said...

every time i hear waterboarding i think it is something like wakeboarding.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

me too

tem said...

and then i think, well at least the prisoners got to have some fun.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i wanna see earth on imax

tem said...

why don't you just go outside?

Blue said...

i got a new widescreen monitor today 22"....fucking sweet.

Blue said...

it's like going to the movies

except i don't have to feel all weird and awkward.

Beth said...

"beth to the bengals because they both suck, wadr"

Yeah, but I'm much better at it...

Steve said...

"except i don't have to feel all weird and awkward."


what kinda movies are you going to?

Beth said...

"i wanna see earth on imax"

We're going to see that this weekend. I thought it was on Imax also but it's not playing at the local Imax theater here so I'm not sure it's being released on Imax also. We're just going to a regular theater since that's our only choice.

For what it's worth, the AJC review of it gave it an "A".

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

♥ beth

tem said...

my monitor is something like a 22."

it is nothing like the movies though.

tem said...

"Yeah, but I'm much better at it..."

all talk until proven otherwise.

tem said...

in all honesty i too want to see that earth movie.

but i have to find out first if any of the polar bears die. i'd get sad if the polar bears die.

fuck the birds though, they can die or get eaten or whatever. save the bears.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

teenage mutant ninja turtles heros in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"And he showed up at a Halloween party dressed as a mammogram machine, offering free breast exams."



great idea

Steve said...

I remember that being a great movie. (the original). I wonder if i'd like it now.

tem said...

teenage mutant ninja turtles can't help you in a bar fight because they are teenagers and not allowed in bars.

Steve said...

"teenage mutant ninja turtles can't help you in a bar fight because they are teenagers and not allowed in bars."

if they can master Ninjutsu, i'm sure they could pull off a fake ID.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

red sox / yankee overhype has begun

Beth said...

"but i have to find out first if any of the polar bears die. i'd get sad if the polar bears die"

I did read in the review that 1 animal does die but it's off screen (I mean it IS still Disney). I have no idea if it's a polar bear or not though or if it's even one of the main "characters". I can report back on Monday though.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

here ya go keef

Steve said...

who's she?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

stacey kiebler

tem said...

the elf?

tem said...

"I can report back on Monday though."

please do.

Keith S said...

"what's the big deal with waterboarding anyway, fucking do it if it works"

Human rights or some shit

Keith S said...

"i got a new widescreen monitor today 22"....fucking sweet."

Your monitor is bigger than mize's tv

Keith S said...

"here ya go keef"

Muy bien, gracias





"who's she?"

Shut the fuck up

Jugdish said...

I now believe that a raccoon is livng in my attic. I'm going to try and trap it...I'll report back.

Beth said...

"what's the big deal with waterboarding anyway, fucking do it if it works"

Didn't they do it to some dude like 150 times in 1 month? It can't work too well if they weren't able to get all the info they needed from him in the first 149 times.

Jugdish said...

Human rights or some shit


stop it

Keith S said...

"I now believe that a raccoon is livng in my attic. I'm going to try and trap it...I'll report back."

Goddman coons

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"I now believe that a raccoon is livng in my attic. I'm going to try and trap it...I'll report back."

dangerous little fuckers


ns

Keith S said...

You stop it

Jugdish said...

Didn't they do it to some dude like 150 times in 1 month? It can't work too well if they weren't able to get all the info they needed from him in the first 149 times.



they got the info from him though

Jugdish said...

I plan on waterboarding this raccoon if I catch it.

Steve said...

"Didn't they do it to some dude like 150 times in 1 month? It can't work too well if they weren't able to get all the info they needed from him in the first 149 times."

no doubt, the idea of it is to trick the person into thinking they are drowning. after a few times they catch on, i would think.

"they got the info from him though"

the got that info out of him before the waterboading.

Jugdish said...

dangerous little fuckers


I'll post the pics of the hole it chewed in my roof in a few days.

Steve said...

"I plan on waterboarding this raccoon if I catch it."

that racoon is gonna whip your ass. remember what happend to the ape lady.

Keith S said...

maybe you have roof rats

Jugdish said...

the got that info out of him before the waterboading.


gotta make sure he isn't hiding anything else

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"You stop it"

terrorists dont have human rights

i think that's what jug meant

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

damn coons

tem said...

listen getting pulled behind a boat isn't that bad. i mean eventually the fucker will learn to stand up on the board.

i don't get the problem here. i mean this is some high level entertainment. they could just give the guy a soloflex and call it a day, but no, they go through all the trouble to get a boat and try to get this prinsoner some entertainment.

Keith S said...

"terrorists dont have human rights

i think that's what jug meant"


I see that point, but as the leaders of the free world, we start disregarding human rights, then everyone else follows. I'm all for nailing these fuckers, but my opinion is there still needs to be done "legally". Just my opinion

Jugdish said...

i think that's what jug meant

not so much, I just don't see waterboarding as being "brutal" like the media makes it out to be. Military and law enforcment go through that training where they get wateroboarded and shit like that. They know the limits...its not like they are cutting off fingers and such.

If we prosecute our own people for this, its really going to look bad.

Keith S said...

I don't think anyone should be prosecuted for it, either

tem said...

"I'm all for nailing these fuckers"

gayball

tem said...

your face needs prosecuted.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

tem is on his game today

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"If we prosecute our own people for this, its really going to look bad."

agreed

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

pizza or fatburger

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

FAT BURGER, SKINNY FRY, THICK SHAKE

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

Today, sunny 80
Tomorrow, sunny 84
Sunday, sunny 85


Woohoo

Steve said...

" see that point, but as the leaders of the free world, we start disregarding human rights, then everyone else follows."

agreed. if we found out that Iran or N. Korea was torturing those captured journalist.

We'd go ape shit.

Jugdish said...

I think it doesn't look that great that Obama said he wasn't going to prosecute, then left it up to the attorney general (i think)

Keith S said...

2 in the morning got the fat burger

Jugdish said...

" see that point, but as the leaders of the free world, we start disregarding human rights, then everyone else follows."



everyone else is pretty much doing a lot worse than we are right now...so we get in trouble for dumping a bucket of water on someone's face? bullshit

Jugdish said...

2 in the morning got the fat burger


no, that is steak time

Keith S said...

"no, that is steak time"

Oh, right

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

Ice Cube, today was a good day

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

love that song

Keith S said...

New Plain White T's song drives me crazy

Keith S said...

EP
o/u 4.5 correct picks. 1 day bet

Keith S said...

Our balls are in your court

tem said...

"everyone else is pretty much doing a lot worse than we are right now"

doesn't make it ok for us to do it.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

2 days for you

tem said...

your face is in balls

Jugdish said...

doesn't make it ok for us to do it.


these people probably live better in our prisons than they do back home

Keith S said...

"2 days for you"

I thought you said you got 6 last year. I'm giving you a free one

spaceman spiff said...

kobe was feeeeenominal last night

tem said...

"m giving you a free one"

TWSS

tem said...

lunch time.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

so was boozer

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

keef i dont do it to get it right but fine i'll make the bet even though this year's draft is weak which means fringe 1 round guys can go as high as 15

Keith S said...

Oh, now she's hots

Keith S said...

"keef i dont do it to get it right but fine i'll make the bet even though this year's draft is weak which means fringe 1 round guys can go as high as 15"

You don't have to bet. I was just throwing it out there.

Keith S said...

And if you don't do it to get it right, what do you do it for?

Jugdish said...

kobe was feeeeenominal last night


how did that work out for them?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

let's do it, i want to rename you for a day

Keith S said...

I'll make it 3.5

Keith S said...

1 day bet. O/U 3.5. Meow

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"And if you don't do it to get it right, what do you do it for?"

fun, speculation, my job, i enjoy it

Keith S said...

I minus well just have you change my name now

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

4.5 is fine

spaceman spiff said...

"how did that work out for them?"

was an S statement, he shot something like 4/25

Jugdish said...

was an S statement, he shot something like 4/25


ahh...i didn't see the game or highlights, just knew they lost. they were my streak pick too...the bastards

Keith S said...

"they were my streak pick too...the bastards"

Me too

Keith S said...

Where is jug going this weekend

Keith S said...

If mize still had his time masheen, this would be him

Jugdish said...

going here tonight for free beer and BBQ

Beth said...

"Oh, now she's hot"

You hang out with hsil & csil regularly (and I'm assuming cmk is similarly attractive), yet you think THIS lady is hot? I'm worried about you keith...

Keith S said...

Are you gonna wear your 10 gallon hat?

Keith S said...

"You hang out with hsil & csil regularly (and I'm assuming cmk is similarly attractive), yet you think THIS lady is hot? I'm worried about you keith..."

There is an S after it. I forgot to put the < br >

Jugdish said...

going here Saturday night for concert

Jugdish said...

Are you gonna wear your 10 gallon hat?


maybe a 7 or 8 gallon hat


s

Keith S said...

There's gotta be 1 way
2 get
this damn song
out of my headddddd

Beth said...

"There is an S after it. I forgot to put the < br >"

I actually figured as much but still couldn't pass up the opportunity for that comment (which was also S).

Blue said...

how much is 10 gallons anyway

Blue said...

1,2,3,4

Keith S said...

"I actually figured as much but still couldn't pass up the opportunity for that comment (which was also S)."


You'd probably do her, though, right?



maybe s
maybe ns

Blue said...

that song is like a sesame street song.

i told cmblue that because she likes the song...it made her mad.


then a couple days later babyblue was watching sesame street and the hey delilah song was re-made on there, and i was vidicated.

Keith S said...

vindication is suite

kodiac said...

"what's the big deal with waterboarding anyway, fucking do it if it works"

2 points on that:

1) it's very good at iliciting false information, since people will just say anything the interrogator wants to hear to make it stop, and
2) after WWII we executed Japanese soldiers BECAUSE they waterboarded our American POW's (the grounds for execution was expressly stated as waterboarding). It seems pretty crazy to execute people for certain behavior/actions towards our military and then turn around later and say it is ok for us to do.

kodiac said...

and Jug

-that bridge link was crazy...what a doomass

Beth said...

"You'd probably do her, though, right?"

Cmk? Sure. :-)

Keith S said...

WWII was soooooo 65 years ago



s

Keith S said...

"Cmk? Sure. :-)"

ISWYDT

Blue said...

" after WWII we executed Japanese soldiers BECAUSE they waterboarded our American POW's "

but we were at war, all is fair in love and war.

Keith S said...

kod, why does Liriano suck ass this year?

isiah thompson said...

i doubt there is a olive garden on italy


Tuscany was modeled after OG

kodiac said...

kod, why does Liriano suck ass this year?

he'll never be the same as his first half-season or so in the bigs. His arm is not strong enough to throw the hard slider 50 or 60 times a game like he did that season....he's just blow his arm out again.
-he's a 3-4 starter, and I don't see him really ever being much more than that.

Jugdish said...

OG

isiah thompson said...

who's she?


GET THE FUCK OUT!

isiah thompson said...

Human rights or some shit


terrorists killing us or some shit

jeebus chris

isiah thompson said...

I plan on waterboarding this raccoon if I catch it.

hilarity

Jugdish said...

waterboarding...

Obama has to say he is against it, but I believe he doesn't mind if it happens if we can get information to stop future attacks.

Meiz said...

"9) Packers - Brian Orakpo, DE/OLB Texas
Brian is that hybrid DE/OLB all the defensive coordinators foam at the mouth for. This is the Packers #1 need."



I'm willing to make an unfair bet on this.

isiah thompson said...

Keef - if someone was coming at you and cmk trying to attack and kill you - you'd defend yourself by any means necessary right?

or would you go "well, I don't want to attack this crazy persons human rights so I'll just sit back and enjoy getting killed"

please tell me that's not your mindset.

now take that crazy person trying to kill you scenario and multiply it by the 300 million* people in the US and you get waterboarding.

isiah thompson said...

If we prosecute our own people for this, its really going to look bad.


Osama and his racist AG are doing this to grandstand and get peoples attention off of the shitty yob he's doing.

NS

you guys haven't realized this? every time someone shines a spotlight on the guy they pull shit like this to divert attention.

isiah thompson said...

agreed. if we found out that Iran or N. Korea was torturing those captured journalist.

We'd go ape shit.


you mean like crazy muslim extremists cutting the heads off US contractors?

whoops

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i want to bang my sis in law

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

i dont have a problem with waterboarding or anything that protects the country

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"I'm willing to make an unfair bet on this."

ok, one year for you
one day for me

isiah thompson said...

for the mock draft bet are you going team and player? what if he gets a player and the pick # right but not the team?

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"you mean like crazy muslim extremists cutting the heads off US contractors?

whoops"

re-read that kodfish

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"for the mock draft bet are you going team and player? what if he gets a player and the pick # right but not the team?"

two different bets, i would say for the sake of me and keef it's player to team

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

keef please confirm

regards

isiah thompson said...

and wft is this earf movie you guys are talking about?

please advice

isiah thompson said...

like Jack said in AFGM:

don't axe us to play world cop then question the manner in which we do it.

thanks and regards,

The You Ess-and-Ay

kodiac said...

re-read that kodfish

so, because of that...we should torture?

-this is America; we are better than that

spaceman spiff said...

"and wft is this earf movie you guys are talking about?"

like planet earf, in the theater

isiah thompson said...

listened to Sanchez on Dan Patrick the other day and said he hasn't really talked to the Bronco's at all.

Today the Bronco's are reportedly on his sack.

gotta love the draft hijinks.

Blue said...

speaking of dead polar bears


i made bgblue watch a show on discovery the other day about polar bears...she loved it, i had to change the channel though right before the polar bear started eating the cute seals.

isiah thompson said...

I'd love to play poker with Dan Snyder, every time he got a good hand Vinny Cerrato would be rubbing his johnson so you could fold.

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"so, because of that...we should torture?

-this is America; we are better than that"

you are better than this

isiah thompson said...

-this is America; we are better than that


I hope the next terrorist attack is in Minnesota so you'll come around on this.

partially ns (sadly)

kodiac said...

when you say torture is justified because it protects US citizens, you are taking the position of North Korea, China, Iran, etc. (basically our enemies).

-We are better than them, and this is one example why

kodiac said...

you are better than this

-I thought you were too

Blue said...

mcdaniels didn't even go watch sanchez work out....i think they're trying to show interest when there isn't any really. The point being, the team right behind the Broncos loves Sanchez, so if you want sanchez you have to at least move up to 12.

kodiac said...

I hope the next terrorist attack is in Minnesota so you'll come around on this.

partially ns (sadly)

-you stay classy Zeke

isiah thompson said...

mcdaniels didn't even go watch sanchez work out....i think they're trying to show interest when there isn't any really. The point being, the team right behind the Broncos loves Sanchez, so if you want sanchez you have to at least move up to 12.

=

"I love draft hijinks"

Blue said...

i hope it's in eden prairie, that's a shithole.

isiah thompson said...

-you stay classy Zeke


I guarandamntee that if someone uses commercial jets as missiles on Minneapolis - you'll be the first one yelling about "get those fucking towelheads!!!!"

don't act like you wouldn't.

isiah thompson said...

I want to see you spew this koom-bye-ya bullshit after an attack in Minny.

Blue said...

maybe the broncos will draft him, maybe not.

he won't be there at 12 probably, so doesn't really matter much....maybe the broncos are trying to move up and "targeting" sanchez so they can take some other dude that the jags or browns or somebody else wants.

kodiac said...

i hope it's in eden prairie, that's a shithole.

-well I hope there is no terrorist attack...but yes, Eden Prairie is a shithole

kodiac said...

I want to see you spew this koom-bye-ya bullshit after an attack in Minny.

-so you hope there is a terrorist attack in the US (specifically MN) to teach me a lesson? ok

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"I thought you were too"

didnt say torture, talking about waterboarding

isiah thompson said...

apparently the Jets are interested in Jason Campbell if they miss out on Sanchez.


BAM!

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

it's true though, and a damn shame but most of the country forgot about what happened, evidenced by this peace shit and whatnot and walking around apologizing to countries for being awesome

i dont get it

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"apparently the Jets are interested in Jason Campbell if they miss out on Sanchez.


BAM!"

rayn leaf part deux

isiah thompson said...

-so you hope there is a terrorist attack in the US (specifically MN) to teach me a lesson? ok

no, but you and people like you don't get it. (wadr)

it would take you and people like you to be personally effected to understand that, that pie in the sky stuff doesn't work with terrorists and terrorism.

having compassion for our enemies is a deadly game to play.

Keith S said...

"Keef - if someone was coming at you and cmk trying to attack and kill you - you'd defend yourself by any means necessary right?

or would you go "well, I don't want to attack this crazy persons human rights so I'll just sit back and enjoy getting killed"

please tell me that's not your mindset."



This isn't even the same fucking thing, come on now. These dudes are in custody, they're not running after our military with guns and they're using torture to defend themselves.

isiah thompson said...

mooslim extremists aren't going to like us no matter what we do, in fact wouldn't not laying the smacketh down encourage them to fuck with us?

"the US won't do anything to us, let's blow them up, it's a win-win"

seriously.

and other countries that don't share our beliefs won't like us irregardless.

why pander to those people?

kodiac said...

"didnt say torture, talking about waterboarding"

"i dont have a problem with waterboarding or anything that protects the country"

-the "or anything that protects this country" would include torture, no? I mean, torture is "something" that may protect the country

Keith S said...

"i would say for the sake of me and keef it's player to team"

Fair enough

isiah thompson said...

I can deal with liberal fiscal shit - as much as I disagree with it I can deal with it.

but don't bring that floppy cocked line of thinking into matters of national security.

isiah thompson said...

I dont' think any phx imax is showing that earf thing.

most imax's here are showing dumbass shit or "aliens vs monsters" whatever the fuck that is.

isiah thompson said...

kod/keef - read "The Lone Survivor" then come back and talk to me about compassion for our enemies.

Keith S said...

Yeah the imax by me is showing some under the sea and dinosaur shit

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

"the "or anything that protects this country" would include torture, no? I mean, torture is "something" that may protect the country"

wide range of shit here, basically i'm saying if we need to hang a mother fucker upside down for 9 days until he talks i'm ok with that, if we are beating people to death or electric shocking them whatnot then that might be too far

tactical interrogation i would call it

isiah thompson said...

yeah the AZ mills one?

wft

why not show the new hottness in imax? does the movie have to be shot with "imax cameras" or can you put anything in imax?

seems like its wasted on that artsy farts bullshit.

Keith S said...

zeke
Read The Lies of George W. Bush: Mastering the Politics of Deception, and tell me he did a good job

isiah thompson said...

although I did see a 3d imax about the gallopagos* islands that was hdh.

Keith S said...

"yeah the AZ mills one?"

Yeah, I don't get it either.

Steve said...

"agreed. if we found out that Iran or N. Korea was torturing those captured journalist.

We'd go ape shit.


you mean like crazy muslim extremists cutting the heads off US contractors?

whoops
"

i'm not really agreed. if we found out that Iran or N. Korea was torturing those captured journalist.

We'd go ape shit.


you mean like crazy muslim extremists cutting the heads off US contractors?

whoops"

that's different. I was talking about state funded tor.

Keith S said...

I've nerve been to IMAX

Ewing Sucks Donkey Dong said...

when you say torture i think of lethal weapon when gibson is soaking wet hangin and they cattle prod his ass 100 times

or in XXX when they slice the dudes calves off and he cant walk

Keith S said...

steve is stuttuttuttering

kodiac said...

but don't bring that floppy cocked line of thinking into matters of national security.

-your presidential candidate McCain is against waterboarding...many conservatives/republicans are. Don't act like being against waterboarding is a fringe or uniquely liberal/democrat opinion

isiah thompson said...

zeke
Read The Lies of George W. Bush: Mastering the Politics of Deception, and tell me he did a good job

that's not germane to this argument though

kodiac said...

and FWIW, I think it's insane that anybody would want to prosecute members of the Bush administration over this. That would set an incredibly bad precident

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