Friday, March 20, 2009

Tourney, Tourney, Tourney has done it again!

Nothing really to say tourney has been great thus far. Looking forward to many, many 2nd round matchups. Couple of quick hits.......

Nova, Memphis, Gonzaga really turned it on when they needed too.

VCU is mad annoying.

Remember Khalid Al Amin or Mahed? Was that his name? The PG from UCONN. Rip Hamilton's team.

Remember Mateen Cleaves. Good times.

What better name for a college named American than Eagles. Just makes sense.

Collison is fast. Real dark but fast.

Binghamton's guard with the braids looks like a crack dealer. NS.

Maynor kid has grande huevos.

My $$ bracket is tight so far. Only loss (two losses, Minny) was Cal over Maryland which makes no sense why I did that. I know full well the PAC-10 was silly weak this year and that any ACC team has a shot to beat them in a one game playoff.

What's a Hilltopper?

Thought UCLA was gonna throw out a white-out lineup at some point to distract the VCU hoodrats.

Freak keep your silly Tourney facts to yourself. Your the reason why I changed Minnesota to advance rather than keep TEXAS. Don't make me take a fun fare to Tube Sock, Indiana and have words. Tubby is 13-2 now. Not 14-1.

Zeke, Mich. Congrats but WFT. Was up 16.

Yesterday seemed pretty predicatble though, something strange might happen today. No one is safe.

Weekend advice is real simple = NCAA tourney games and beer. Beer and more beer. If your not drinking beer and ordering pizza's this weekend your finished. Just kill yourself.

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Beth said...

I hope homemade margaritas and pizza is an acceptable substitute for beer and pizzas. If so, then I'm with you EP.

Of course that's not much different than any other weekend for me, but why change what works?

H said...

Best thing about the tourney is that it means college bball is almost done.

El Padrino said...

"I hope homemade margaritas and pizza is an acceptable substitute for beer and pizzas. If so, then I'm with you EP."

El Pad approves.

El Padrino said...

i've recently become addicted to margaritas but only at mexican joints

it's 2-3 margaritas, doss equis with dinner

Blue said...

margaritas is the nectar of the gods

Beth said...

On the rocks with salt on the rim only though, no frozen ones for me.

Blue said...

frozen ones are for fags

Blue said...

wadr meiz

El Padrino said...

yes i meant non frozen ones of course, although in the summer, with a bag of ice and a blender i can do work

Jugdish said...

redneck margarita machine

kodiac said...

-I wouldn't blame freak for the Minni/Tex pick, I'd blame Texas.

-They played lights out. If they they play the Gophers 100 times at that level, they would win 100 times.

-Sucks to run up against a team playing so well...but it's less frustrating than if we had just played like shit.

Jugdish said...

Obama doesn't like retards

El Padrino said...

sold the 360 deke

$80

Blue said...

who does like retards

Jugdish said...

who does like retards


true...but what world leader goes on Leno and makes a crack about them?

Jugdish said...

"Oddly, the Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Researchers have found its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men."

Blue said...

obviously a leader who doesn't like retards...it's not like they can vote

El Padrino said...

obama's plan is to keep up the goodwill tour

El Padrino said...

filling out brackets, appearing on leno, it's like bill clinton never left

Jugdish said...

he is still in campaign mode. he wants to do another debate with McCain soon.

Jugdish said...

Isn't he going to be on 60 minutes soon?

Steve said...

don't be silly, retards can vote.

How else would you explain the last 8 years.

Blue said...

oh, zing

Jugdish said...

How else would you explain the last 8 years.


I can't explain it. But I can tell you its not my fault and I am outraged by it. You have a right to be outraged too. However, I'd like to remind you that its not my fault.

Blue said...

bracket

Blue said...

wall

Blue said...

testing

El Padrino said...

mad busy trying to finish everything before cuse tips off

Jugdish said...

next week is my last week at this job. Everytime I see someone they say something like "only one more week huh?" or "Hey short timer!".

Today that has replaced the Friday comments.

Blue said...

cool; good plan

Blue said...

yes, those are the best comments.

i like to say those to people

Blue said...

has anyone said "it's spring" yet?

El Padrino said...

spring

it's snowing here

ns

spaceman spiff said...

6 things to do before games start, im on the clock

Blue said...

70's this weekend....might have to bust out the grill and fire up some brawts

spaceman spiff said...

EP hope youre right, i need a lot of upsets today

kodiac said...

snowing here too; bleh, I'm so sick of Winter

WOE

Keith S said...

"Hey short timer!".

That's the worse

Keith S said...

I bet EP gets that at least once a day

Jugdish said...

I bet EP gets that at least once a day


No...he gets called short stack at least once a day

Jugdish said...

or 1/2 pint

Blue said...

or tiny

Keith S said...

"or 1/2 pint"

classic

Beth said...

If Mize and deluxe were to ever have a kid...

Keith S said...

Don't you normally call someone who's huge "tiny"? They call EP bubba

El Padrino said...

lastest email from the craziest guy i know:

dude did i tell u-i took some staff from ny and london to ricks caberet 2 weeks ago-before i left to sobe and guess who's working there fleabagz

she sat on my lap for 2 hours-dancin all over me-i told her they were gonna fire her cuz she's gotta move around i felt bad and threw her like 60 here and 60 there
then she sent me an email at 4 in the morning that same night but i never replied that same night-one of the girls that i had feed me steak and lobster last time i took the guys from london out like 6 months ago (wed surf and turf
only 39 bucks)-said she sat on my lap and i owed her 40 beans
i told her she was buggin-and walked out-while she looked flabbergasted on 2 tabs of acid
then in my absence-she shook down the guys from london to cover the 40 beans

they have the longest happy hour from 11am - 8pm and i think i started taking full advantage when fleabagz told the guys from work-that we used to be a serious item and that i treated her like dogish

then i met up with fab who picked me up in the whip at 1am (she was at her moms in queens waiting for me cuz i said id be done by 9)-and i told her i was at johnny utahs with gents from work-but she said she called my phone and i answered her and she heard the song by akon noticing me noticing you blasting
when i woke up the next day she asked me how was johnny utahs and i said i was at the old homestead -i blamed it on the vodka i blamed it on the henny i blamed it on the alco alco alc alc alcohol

welcome to my life

ps she gets that test in two weeks
she def has it son

Steve said...

cute kid.


too bad he's gonna get his ass kicked.

El Padrino said...

"No...he gets called short stack at least once a day"

never been called any thing relating to being short my entire life

ns

probably because i'm not short
just a guess

Beth said...

The only chance he has is to never tell anyone his middle initial (name?).

Jugdish said...

probably because i'm not short
just a guess



denial is the first stage, and sometimes it can last a lifetime.

Steve said...

"never been called any thing relating to being short my entire life

ns"

na, the give you the:

"Hey, big guy"

Blue said...

stretch

Jugdish said...

na, the give you the:

"Hey, big guy"


he gets that right before the noogie

Blue said...

this old lady in our office wears a fucking mini-skirt and pulls it up to her armpits so it barely covers her ass


it's fucking disgusting...i've actually complained to HR twice.

Jugdish said...

i've actually complained to HR twice.



blue is one of "those guys"

El Padrino said...

"stretch"

the jokes are a stretch i know, glad i'm the only one that thinks this

Keith S said...

Sounds like she needs to change that ASAP as possible

El Padrino said...

noogie

good one jug

Keith S said...

Jerry Manuel is pissed

Blue said...

"blue is one of "those guys""

i see, jug enjoys old fat chicks in mini-skirts...good to know.

it truthfully makes me uncomfortable.

Jugdish said...

i see, jug enjoys old fat chicks in mini-skirts...good to know.


just because I wouldn't call HR doesn't mean I enjoy it tattle tail

Blue said...

i'm actually wearing a tuxedo to work today

Jugdish said...

blue you should install a strippers pole in your office and see if she dances for you

Blue said...

"just because I wouldn't call HR doesn't mean I enjoy it tattle tail"

the HR lady reports to me, so i told her to "take care of it" and then we laughed about how gross it is.

it's not like if filed a formal complaint that goes in her file.

Blue said...

"blue you should install a strippers pole in your office and see if she dances for you"

i'm going to cellphone ninja picture her and then you can feel uncomfortable later

Keith S said...

You have ninjas in your office?

Keith S said...

Fucking A Suite

Jugdish said...

ninja's in mini skirts apparently

Jugdish said...

blue...did you hire the mini skirt?

spaceman spiff said...

"lastest email from the craziest guy i know:"

english, does he speak it

Jugdish said...

english, does he speak it



seriously...he is like Yoda on crack

spaceman spiff said...

cant believe blue ratted her out, carmelo plays for your nba team FFS

Blue said...

"blue...did you hire the mini skirt?"

no I inherited her, and she's my least favorite person

Blue said...

imagine weazy in a miniskirt

Keith S said...

You keep your thoughts to yourself

Blue said...

"cant believe blue ratted her out, carmelo plays for your nba team FFS"

yep, and i didn't slap her and runaway either

isiah thomas said...

Obama doesn't like retards

surprised he didn't blame Bush

Meiz said...

I was a good 20 minutes late to work today

isiah thomas said...

I had to re-wind the dvr last night after he said that - couldn't believe it, commented on it, seen nothing on cnn so far about it.

isiah thomas said...

"Look I love the Special Olympics, before I appeared on the tonight show George Bush called me and said he hated them, I had that stuck in my mind. But the buck stops with me even though it's Bush's fault"

Blue said...

and she's one of those know it alls, and has an opinion on everything...

and she's lived in Boise so she tells me all about Idaho

Keith S said...

everyone disregarding aitch's comment is funny

Steve said...

"i blamed it on the alco alco alc alc alcohol"

If he types like this, imagine what he talks like. I picture some dude with greazy hair, gold chains, wearing a Yankees hat flapping his arms around while making gang signs.

I'm never ever moving anywhere near NY.

Meiz said...

"everyone disregarding aitch's comment is funny"


Who?

Blue said...

who?

Keith S said...

"If he types like this, imagine what he talks like."

He was quoting a song lyric, retard

Blue said...

EP would never be friends with a Yankee fan...it's a Mess hat, flat billed

Keith S said...

Downs really is a sonofabitch

spaceman spiff said...

its on the cnn political ticker

isiah thomas said...

its on the cnn political ticker


forgot to mention I haven't turned on cnn yet

Blue said...

i had a friend who caught Downs once...it took him like 3 months to get over it.

Steve said...

"He was quoting a song lyric, retard"

i'm glad i didn't know that.

isiah thomas said...

Jed I Knight

jeebus chris, you should have your child taken from you for doing shit like this.

Jugdish said...

That comment really wasn't Obama's fault. Someone had put that on his teleprompter.

I'm Ron Burgendy?

Jugdish said...

I'm never ever moving anywhere near NY.



EP's day just got better

isiah thomas said...

EP was that email from herp guy? can you translate and tell us what it means and what their current status is?

did her test results come back yet?

do it Maury Povich style if possible.

thanks and regards

spaceman spiff said...

"If he types like this, imagine what he talks like."

youre the last person that should say this

Blue said...

last fucking place for me in the brackets damn double dawg damn

Blue said...

and i lost a sweet 16 team...fuck you tubby smith

Keith S said...

"last fucking place for me in the brackets damn double dawg damn"

Last place rule isn't in affect* for the brackets

spaceman spiff said...

"forgot to mention I haven't turned on cnn yet"

i meant online

Blue said...

if i finish in last i'm changing my name for a weak anyway

spaceman spiff said...

"last fucking place for me in the brackets damn double dawg damn"

i have washington and nova in the title game, you have nothing to worry about, and youre not the only one who had minny in the suite jailbait

Blue said...

i'm ashimed

isiah thomas said...

I can't wait till Osama describes the stimulus or tarp relief like this:

"look, my administration isn't jewish, we've given wall st like a trilly, yo"

isiah thomas said...

if i finish in last i'm changing my name for a weak anyway


the last place rule = LOV gets to pick the losers name and pic.

isiah thomas said...

it's already summer here, gfy.

Blue said...

fine, everyone can pick a name for me if i finish last

Blue said...

"Your Game has not started yet, please stay tuned"

El Padrino said...

"EP was that email from herp guy? can you translate and tell us what it means and what their current status is?"

last two lines

"she gets that test in two weeks, she def has it son"

the rest of it was nonsense about taking clients out, rick's caberet and such

spaceman spiff said...

"last two lines

"she gets that test in two weeks, she def has it son"

the rest of it was nonsense about taking clients out, rick's caberet and such"

what was the point of posting the whole email?

spaceman spiff said...

would be hilarity if she has some other STD but not herp

Blue said...

at least he didn't put it on his blog and force us to go there to read it.

Blue said...

i hate stephen A. austin

Blue said...

johnny flynn is da troof

Blue said...

IAN eagle and Jim spenarkle

Blue said...

nice to see nobody shows up on time for the NCAA games in Miami either..

there's nobody there.

El Padrino said...

"what was the point of posting the whole email?"

mildly entertaining i thought

JFreak said...

Gus Johnson games:
12:30 - Kansas vs. North Dakota St.
3:00 - West Virginia vs. Dayton
7:20 - Boston College vs. USC
9:50 - Michigan St. vs. Robert Morris

spaceman spiff said...

need north dakota state to get busy

El Padrino said...

spiff nd state gonna get ATM'd

isiah thomas said...

hoops time


DET

JFreak said...

Sweet, I got Kansas-NDS.

isiah thomas said...

Cuse is treating SFA like they're in the Special Olympics.

spaceman spiff said...

10 foot fadeaway by tennessee, airball

Jugdish said...

Cuse is treating SFA like they're in the Special Olympics.



hilarity

Blue said...

according to Kod, NDSU has fans with rabies

Blue said...

milosh only wants to play for your team

Blue said...

fucking commercials piss me off

Blue said...

and we're riding with Gus Johnson

Blue said...

Kod was right, lots of NDSU fans in Minneapolis today

Blue said...

NDSU notable alumni: Bob something, some wrestler

Jugdish said...

Sacamano?

Blue said...

NDSU can shoot it

Blue said...

sorry, N Dak St

spaceman spiff said...

kansas guy just airballed a 2 foot floater, suite

JFreak said...

Bob Backland.

Blue said...

all N. Dak St does is knock down 3's

that's the upset type of team

Blue said...

of course that means, they miss a lot of layups too.

Blue said...

Gus is just getting warmed up

Blue said...

i don't understand what a roastburger is

Jugdish said...

a retard could have made those picks

spaceman spiff said...

"of course that means, they miss a lot of layups too."

yea WFT, if they get a steal they minus well pull up for 3 on the break, that was awful

spaceman spiff said...

roastburger makes more sense than hamburger

El Padrino said...

no MMOD again, i should grease the tech guy

El Padrino said...

"I picture some dude with greazy hair, gold chains, wearing a Yankees hat flapping his arms around while making gang signs."


he's a jew

tard

JFreak said...

NDSU just had a 5 point basket.

Blue said...

that was a 5 pt layup

spaceman spiff said...

its raining 3's, i love it

Steve said...

"he's a jew"

what's that have to do with anything?

Blue said...

collins is keeping KU in this game

Blue said...

lots of white doods on KU now

El Padrino said...

"what's that have to do with anything?"

your desciprtion of greazy hair, gold chain


no jew rocks greazy hair wif a gold chain

El Padrino said...

i'm off monday
no reason why

Jugdish said...

no jew rocks greazy hair wif a gold chain



its science

El Padrino said...

it really is

Jugdish said...

OJ Simpson...not a jew!

JFreak said...

EP is a jew scientist?

Blue said...

dude on NDSU had a 60pt game this year?

El Padrino said...

keef you bumpin crack a bottle yet

isiah thomas said...

that was a 5 pt layup

please advice, how?

JFreak said...

Blue.

Shaun Marcum is out for the season. He had Tommy John surgery.

isiah thomas said...

Utah St. was a bad choice

JFreak said...

"please advice, how?"

CBS put up 5 points instead of 2. It was corrected soon thereafter.

Blue said...

"Shaun Marcum is out for the season. He had Tommy John surgery."

what's your point

JFreak said...

He probably isn't worth having on your team.

Blue said...

neither was Ben Shits

Blue said...

kansas starting to assert themselves

Steve said...

"Utah St. was a bad choice"

yea, i think i'm gonna say that too myself two are three times today.

Meiz said...

I got some porn today

isiah thomas said...

Len Elmore is a great compliment to Gus.

love listening to Elmore

El Padrino said...

tenn game appears to be a barn burner

Jugdish said...

yea, i think i'm gonna say that too myself two are three times today.


yeah. definitly a bad choice. real bad choice. yeah...bad choice. definitly a bad choice

JFreak said...

"say that too myself two are three"

holy cow.

Blue said...

not a lot of T's called in college basketball

El Padrino said...

i bet that girl loves a thumb in her ass while you bang her doggy

spaceman spiff said...

dakota state can make 3's but not free throws, not good

Meiz said...

Cabela's 2009 master fishing catalog.

Jugdish said...

Cabela's 2009 master fishing catalog


can you order bait?

Blue said...

cuse, laying the smack down

El Padrino said...

fish porn?

El Padrino said...

SPANISH!

Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?

isiah thomas said...

I've got Cuse -12

Beth said...

"Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?"

Hey, I think I actually know that one. Old School, right?

El Padrino said...

lock

Jugdish said...

STEP TO THE EDGE!

isiah thomas said...

Tenn does some dumb jungleball type shit wayyyy too often.

Keith S said...

nuckas is mad, I get more butt than ash trays
fuck a fair one, I gets mine the fast way, the ski mask way

Keith S said...

"keef you bumpin crack a bottle yet"

For about 4 months now.

Keith S said...

Eminem & 50 cent the rappers will bolth have 2 albums released this year.

isiah thomas said...

Kansas game is over.

Keith S said...

NDSU just needs to keep it under 10

Meiz said...

Photo albums?

Please advice.

isiah thomas said...

like I just said, Kansas/No Dako is a battle.

Blue said...

here comes NDSU.


Gus is getting Randy

Keith S said...

But go over 131

Blue said...

this little guard from NDSU is impressive...for a college guard

Meiz said...

Its so much more peaceful here when new lady is gone.

Jugdish said...

Its so much more peaceful here when new lady is gone.



if she bothers you just call HR.

Keith S said...

Utar State battling

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