Thursday, March 05, 2009

This and that

NBA officials be bad, you. I know it's not news, but it seems glazed over by people. They really are just truly terrible. I submit the 2:00 mark for you to review.

Badass of the week

don't use your cell phone at a concert


brilliant goal and the commentator goes insane


WFT Blanket


News I'm first hearing at 5 AM: TO has been released.

Freak out.

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Beth said...

In keeping with freak's video theme, here's a link someone sent me to a video about what Facebook would be like if it was real life.

tem said...

hmm, today i am not nearly as happy as yesterday.

tem said...

couldn't watch official link.

soccer is dumb, so that sucks.

snuggie and cell phone were good, but i was hoping cell phone would be someone getting the shit kicked out of them.

tem said...

GM might declare bankruptcy. nifty.

tem said...

O/U under on TO to Oakland stories from the press: 31,547

Beth said...

"hmm, today i am not nearly as happy as yesterday"

Maybe it's because you've stopped talking about yourself in the third person.

tem said...

maybe.

tem said...

work is stressing everyone out here and it sucks.

everyone is all bitchy all the time now.

tem said...

woe.

Meiz said...

I gotta crap

tem said...

good to know.

Meiz said...

That was terriffic

Meiz said...

I'm having some Skittles and water for breakfast

Meiz said...

Is Polly Pocket skipping work again today?

tem said...

yeah he is on his deathbed.

tem said...

he got bronchitits from an 8yr old because they are the same height and were breathing the same air.

Meiz said...

I think I'm in a crappy mood. Not sure, though.

tem said...

tem is certainly in a crappy mood.

Blue said...

I heard about the TO release on the news last night.

i'm excited to hear about TO for the next 3-4 weeks.

tem said...

he is going to denver i heard

to make cutler happy

Blue said...

stevie knicks singing dmb's "crash into you"

awful

tem said...

dmb is awful

Blue said...

your face____

finish the sentence

tem said...

you finish, you lazy bastard.

Meiz said...

I need to come up with a restaurant for birthday din din

Meiz said...

"you finish, you lazy bastard."


TWSS

tem said...

good twss

tem said...

olive garden is nice

Meiz said...

OG is not worth the drive, and I don't particularly care for Italian food.

Meiz said...

Ack! Another clubbed thumb! They're fucking everywhere, now that I know what they are.

spaceman spiff said...

"I need to come up with a restaurant for birthday din din"

dont go anywhere with free bread or you'll get full

Meiz said...

"dont go anywhere with free bread or you'll get full"


This is true

Meiz said...

I wish we had a solid buffet in the area

tem said...

"dont go anywhere with free bread or you'll get full"

isn't that point? or does meiz have tons of money to spend now?

Meiz said...

Now I'm thinking Mongorian Grill

Blue said...

why?

you'd be worthless at a buffet, waste of your money

Meiz said...

"isn't that point? or does meiz have tons of money to spend now?"


I'm not paying for this shit

Meiz said...

"you'd be worthless at a buffet, waste of your money"


Whose money?

tem said...

whoever is paying i guess

tem said...

mongorian bbq you'd make 1 trip and be full.

Meiz said...

"mongorian bbq you'd make 1 trip and be full."


Fine. You can go back for seconds and take it home.

Blue said...

that's not how buffets work

spaceman spiff said...

a petite filet mignon would be perfect for you

Meiz said...

"that's not how buffets work"


Who said it was a buffet?

spaceman spiff said...

"Fine. You can go back for seconds and take it home."

how is this not a buffet

spaceman spiff said...

"Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown's phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn't because she was wearing her seat belt. 

Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving. Blood spattered all over Rihanna's clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood. 

Brown allegedly told Rihanna, "I'm going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see."

Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."

Brown then replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you."

According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock -- she almost lost consciousness."

Meiz said...

"how is this not a buffet"

A 2nd bowl is like $3.95, and you can just take it home with you.

Blue said...

i can't believe he got blood on the car

Meiz said...

i wonder if he had to call the wolf

Blue said...

i'm sure he told her "bitch be cool"

Blue said...

i call bullshit on the 3 page text...there's a character limit on texts of like 250, that's not 3 pages.

spaceman spiff said...

not gonna lie, i thoroughly enjoyed shaq tearing van gundy a new one

Meiz said...

"a petite filet mignon would be perfect for you"


Filet mignon is one of the few foods I destroy. A petite is nothing.

spaceman spiff said...

"i call bullshit on the 3 page text...there's a character limit on texts of like 250, that's not 3 pages."

rev still refuses to text until they allow 18 scrollers

Meiz said...

Rev needs a regular sized keyboard for texting

Blue said...

rev still has an old school phone that the size of a shoe. (zach morris phone)

but it looks like a normal cellphone when compared to his head size.

Meiz said...

I figured Rev's cell phone would look like a laptop to a normal sized person

Meiz said...

A-Rod out 10 weeks. Naturally, I drafted him last night.

El Padrino said...

damn brown beat that ass

Blue said...

alledgedly

El Padrino said...

not gonna lie, i thoroughly enjoyed shaq tearing van gundy a new one

agreed

Meiz said...

"not gonna lie, i thoroughly enjoyed shaq tearing van gundy a new one"


I need to see this

tem said...

shaq is funny.

tem said...

market is doing bad because it heard el pad survived the viral attack.

tem said...

market is at 6,666 right now.

El Padrino said...

tem citigroup will come back, might take a well, might be reincarnated but citi will be back

it's under $1.00, i might buy couple thousand shares and just put it away for ten years

El Padrino said...

*at around 40 cents or so

El Padrino said...

track this one tem, i like it to double within 52 weeks

El Padrino said...

damn hip surgery

is arod 80?

tem said...

i might be sitting tight for a bit. might need some cash soon. paycuts appear to be on the horizon.

Blue said...

citi will come back if the large banks don't become "nationalized"

Blue said...

that's why everyone is scurred of it. same with bofa

tem said...

arod busted his hips fucking madonna

tem said...

your face is nationalized.

El Padrino said...

citi will come back no matter what
but especially if they get nationalized, gubment already owns bout 30% of it

El Padrino said...

Cleavage. That's all Ihave to say about that

Blue said...

EP obviously doesn't understand Nationalized.

i give you the social security administration and the usps as examples.

would you invest money in those "companies"?

El Padrino said...

"EP obviously doesn't understand Nationalized.

i give you the social security administration and the usps as examples.

would you invest money in those "companies"?"

what i'm sayin is even if they get nationalized the shareholder gets paid and the risk is low at .40 or .50

there are no real examples to go buy in the past 6 decades here in US but last I read about nationalization it mentioned shareholders get compensated in some way

El Padrino said...

"i give you the social security administration and the usps as examples."

bad examples

you should have said fannie and freddie mae

El Padrino said...

"EP obviously doesn't understand Nationalized."

yes, yes he does

El Padrino said...

nap time

Blue said...

ah, i see. you're right, the gubment would have to buy out the current shareholders. but wouldn't necessarily pay "market value" for those shares.

Blue said...

that cleavage shot that EP linked is Tebow's girlfriend according to keith

Meiz said...

After 4 years, she still gets befuddled by the cash register. The goddamn cash register! You gotta be fucking kidding me.

spaceman spiff said...

yes she is known as 'tebow's gf NS' and she has nice boobs

Meiz said...

"Cleavage. That's all Ihave to say about that"


Isn't that Heisbow's girlfriend?

Blue said...

thanks for playing meiz

JFreak said...

Jug would have loved this deal.

RIP

Blue said...

i like seinfeld, but i don't like it $100

JFreak said...

11.11$ per season is a good deal.

Meiz said...

"thanks for playing meiz"


Thanks for noticing

Blue said...

or, you could just watch TBS

spaceman spiff said...

they dont show all the episodes on Tv just recycle 20 of them over and over

Blue said...

shit, roy williams cut in dallas

i guess the broncos blew their safety wad too early in Free agency

spaceman spiff said...

"The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony."

2 felonies, interesting, wonder how much jail time he'll get and if rihanna's dumb ass will do conjugal visits

Blue said...

a lady on the radio this morning used "shocked but not surprised"

ns

spaceman spiff said...

blue are you joking, dawkins greater > than williams

Meiz said...

I'm starting a consulting business. So if anybody needs to consult me, feel free. I need the practice.

tem said...

what type of consulting?

Meiz said...

General consulting. You know, that old song and dance.

Meiz said...

I will also be an internet helper for old people. I will pray on their frailty.

tem said...

so is it better if i just start eating better or if i start working out more often?

doing both is not an option.

Meiz said...

Eat better

tem said...

if you want the consulting business to succeed you'll have to stretch that answer into at least 500 words.

Meiz said...

Oh, I didn't think you were testing me. Plus, 500 words is a lot for me to type. I'll only be consulting people if I can speak directly with them, or if a stenographer is around.

Blue said...

mize's consulting business is like blue's dating advise blog

Blue said...

dawkins > roy williams

i agree for this year

rw would be a good strong safety, play in the box, not have to cover anyone.

Blue said...

LoV is a beacon of industry

JFreak said...

"I will pray on their frailty."

First order of business: learn difference between pray and prey.

spaceman spiff said...

"I will pray on their frailty."

haven't seen a real HDH around these parts in a minute, bravo

spaceman spiff said...

i2i

Meiz said...

I thought about changing it but decided to let it go.

tem said...

"rw would be a good strong safety, play in the box, not have to cover anyone."

just like john lynch. roy needs to hit a cover 2 team.

El Padrino said...

that was a great nap

tem said...

ep are you on kid duty while you are sick or is your wife home?

El Padrino said...

"ah, i see. you're right, the gubment would have to buy out the current shareholders. but wouldn't necessarily pay "market value" for those shares."

correct

El Padrino said...

"ep are you on kid duty while you are sick or is your wife home?"

for today yeah, kid is sick too
i'm back tomorrow

El Padrino said...

spiff did you ever advice me on my chinese cusine connundrum?

El Padrino said...

too lazy to check, if yes i will

spaceman spiff said...

i got back to you, not worth reading though

El Padrino said...

wiseass

El Padrino said...

man that nap was so good i had to brush my tufts

spaceman spiff said...

shawn spring to the pats. dammit, he will be good there

El Padrino said...

9th ed werder worthless report live from valley ranch

El Padrino said...

great signing for pats your right

Meiz said...

Conundrum!:

Smokin' hot Jewish chick in here. I love her, but I can't stand the jews in general. Damn you, Hot Jewish Chick. Damn you.

El Padrino said...

T



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El Padrino said...

i banged a jew way back when, Lonnberg or some shit

maybe she was german

spaceman spiff said...

rockets signed james white, hope he stays in the nba long enough this time to make next years dunk contest

El Padrino said...

not looking forward to butchering the chicken i just bought

El Padrino said...

that's the dude who can dunk silly like what right

Blue said...

jews are wild in the sack

plus you can make holocaust jokes

spaceman spiff said...

hit and quit jew - abuse her in bed, teabag, facefuck, cockslap, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, finish in her mouth

conundrum evaded

Meiz said...

"i banged a jew way back when, Lonnberg or some shit

maybe she was german"


In many cases, its important to get that one figured out from the get-go.

El Padrino said...

arod has a cyst

like a woman

spaceman spiff said...

silly dunker correct

spaceman spiff said...

hot jews are hot

El Padrino said...

"In many cases, its important to get that one figured out from the get-go."

not when your 18 years old, i think i slapped her in the face smei hard while we fucked

ns

she was nuts, did her for about 2 weeks only but almost daily

El Padrino said...

ari gold's wife is hot
sneaky hot, nose an issue though

JFreak said...

"nose an issue though"

tem says no.

Meiz said...

"hot jews are hot"


Fuckin' A right

tem said...

"hot jews are hot"

true

tem said...

"tem says no."

exactly...noses are dealbreaker for tem.

i might be able to deal with club thumbs, but not fucked up noses.

Blue said...

not a fucked up nose, just a jew nose

Meiz said...

I can deal with a crummy nose

Blue said...

ari gold's wife=frank the tank's wife in old school

El Padrino said...

yes

El Padrino said...

and it's a jew nose, it's not a dick nose

El Padrino said...

i'm actively looking for a wok

El Padrino said...

greg lewis to the pats, he'll be a super bowl mvp

tem said...

"ari gold's wife=frank the tank's wife in old school"


nose is ok. not a deal breaker.

tem said...

"greg lewis to the pats, he'll be a super bowl mvp"

stop it

El Padrino said...

greg lweis is david patten like
will catch 11 balls in a big game

super bowl mvp a little much but you get the point

tem said...

does that mean joey galloway isn't signing with the pats?

tem said...

hey Tampa Bay signed Mike Nugent....that's a big splash.

way to use that $60+M in cap space!

Meiz said...

Lewis will catch 11 balls, but Moss will catch 3 TDs

JFreak said...

Moss sucks.

Meiz said...

Don't be sour

tem said...

calling it right now.

This season Tampa Bay Bucs will have fewer wins than USF football.

Meiz said...

Tem, the Pirates are in 1st place right now

Meiz said...

HOME TIME

spaceman spiff said...

"so is it better if i just start eating better or if i start working out more often?"

eating better, defnitely

tem said...

"Tem, the Pirates are in 1st place right now"

awesome!

tem said...

Pirates own the Grapefruit league.

tem said...

good to see adam laroche is starting out normally.

tem said...

~.167 in spring.

~.222 first half of the year

~.389 second half.


all the time.

spaceman spiff said...

guy who chopped off dude's head on a bus succeeded with insanity plea

El Padrino said...

well it is insane

Blue said...

what about the bus driver who beat the hell out of mcgruff the crime dog?

spaceman spiff said...

lebron is silent but deadly

spaceman spiff said...
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spaceman spiff said...

slow mo part is the better

Meiz said...

Stupid blogger

El Padrino said...

ed werder live from Valley Ranch

Meiz said...

I'm getting bombed tonight

Meiz said...

I have very little food. Damn.

El Padrino said...

liquid dinner!

Meiz said...

Yep. I suppose I'll have some soup some time tonight, too.

El Padrino said...

thanks to the mccourt family for making a good investment

-manny ramirez

spaceman spiff said...

freak,
streeter has retaliated

Meiz said...

Goddman AT&T. Now I have to avoid the sales pitches.

spaceman spiff said...

just killed a beef instant lunch

Meiz said...

egf won't be happy with dude stopping by later tonight.

Meiz said...

"just killed a beef instant lunch"


??? Instant lunch?

spaceman spiff said...

cup noodle

Meiz said...

I see

spaceman spiff said...

"egf won't be happy with dude stopping by later tonight."

do you have to make it so easy

JFreak said...

"streeter has retaliated"

the maryland thing? I think I linked that yesterday.

spaceman spiff said...

spiffast then

Meiz said...

"do you have to make it so easy"


Again, I have trouble wording things in print.

Meiz said...

Chicken noodle soup on the stove

Meiz said...

I need good games for xbox live.

Meiz said...

Related: I need xbox live

The Rev said...

Wow!

I now see how much Zeke and Keef carry this place.

The Rev said...

I'm having a better time on Facebook than here tonight.

Meiz said...

Deadspin for me, Rev

Meiz said...

EP's been sick all week, too.

tem said...

the go to facebook rev.

but know this, you are not keith, meiz or my friend on there.

or maybe you are.

tem said...

"egf won't be happy with dude stopping by later tonight."


why not?

tem said...

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