Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Tem Ramblings....temblings

Some cool sports crap happened. Wade hit a buzzer beater and Hansbrough did something, but it wasn't get injured so nobody cares. Also a Tampa Bay player got stabbed, I've never heard of him so he must be the new starting something or other. It's like the Bucs are filming a live version of The Replacements 2...of course if that hot chick is in it then I'm down.

Anyway, tembling 1:

So let's talk El Pad's favorite topic, gays. Let's assume for a minute that being gay is genetic. Now back in the Roman times I guess being gay was OK, but the gay dudes still had wives, so it must not have been that OK. And then from that time until even now being gay is shunned upon. This means that the gay dudes (and chicks) carrying the gay gene keep reproducing and thus spreading the gene. So I am thinking that if humans would have just accepted gays a long time ago that the gay gene would have died out because gays can't really reproduce. So it is hugely ironic that there are more gays because people didn't like gays....either that or it isn't completely genetic. Either way that is tembling 1.

Tembling 2:

I am making a list of places I want to have sex. I guess I should be more specific, uncommon places I want to have sex, not like Jessica Alba's bed because while that is uncommon that's not the point. Things like elevator and airplane are played out, too many people have already met that goal, so I am moving past those, although it would be awesome to nail a chick in either of those places. And nowadays an airplane would probably be near impossible. Flight Crews seem to frown upon airplane shenanigans these days. So anyway, first on my list would be a casket. Obviously not one with a dead person in it, or even one that ever had a dead person in it, but an unused casket. Every time I go to a showing the casket looks so damn comfortable. The problem is that I don't think it is big enough for missionary. You'd have to do doggie, her riding you or angry tiger. I'd be down with those.

tembling 3:

Why hasn't there ever been a porn nominated for an academy award? Nobody wants to put the cash into making a good porn? I mean couldn't the award for Costume design go to some porn? Why can't Katie Morgan get a nod for best actress? People win awards for playing strippers, why can't a stripper win an award for playing herself? I gotta think the real stripper pulls the nuances off better. I think the porn industry needs to step it up a bit. America needs a big budget, national release in all the theatres, academy award winning porn. I bet porns win awards in France...why the hell are we letting the French be better than us at something??

I'd do a movie review, but I don't want to. And apparently bossman wants me to work on some TPS.

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El Padrino said...

Porn industry is way overdo for an oscar.

good call

tem said...

they get no respect.

no music awards for them? fucking titanic song wins but the Bow Chicka Wow Wow song doesn't even get a nod?

Come on.

El Padrino said...

do you know how hard it is to take a moneyshot to the face and smile and act like you love it?

tem said...

it's really a shame that they have been snubbed all these years.

El Padrino said...

dwade's play was suite

El Padrino said...

What was with the EL Heat jerseys though

El Padrino said...

big east tourney starts today

giddy up

tem said...

you can watch live on bigeast.tv apparently.

tem said...

tem big east picks:

Game 1:Cincinnati over DePaul
Game 2:Georgetown over St. John's
Game 3:Notre Dame over Rutgers
Game 4:South Fl over Seton Hall

SECOND ROUND
Game 5: Providence over Cinci
Game 6: Marquette over Gtown
Game 7: ND over West Virginia
Game 8: Syracuse over South Fl

QUARTERFINALS
Game 9: Louisville over Prov
Game 10:Villanova over Marq
Game 11:Pittsburgh over ND
Game 12:Connecticut over Cuse

SEMIFINALS
Game 13: Louisville over Nova
Game 14: UConn over Pitt (I know, not a good pick)

CHAMPIONSHIP
UConn over Louisville

tem said...

i am hoping for the reverse jinx on the Eers.

El Padrino said...

i like nova to win, little upset

tem said...

i thought of going Nova over UL, but obviously didn't do that.

El Padrino said...

obviously

El Padrino said...

you think 9 teams can get in from the big east?

it's possible

tem said...

i think 9 should, but they won't.

tem said...

big 10 is going to get 6 teams when it deserves 4 or at most 5.

Beth said...

I'm sure you weren't worried about it tem, but I enjoyed the temblings so much I didn't mind no movie review.

As much as I enjoyed tembling 1 (and it was my favorite even), I do feel that I have to point out a fatal flaw with tembling 1 - what if the gay gene is recessive? That way straights can have it and still pass it on.

El Padrino said...

no such thing has gay in the genes

kodiac said...

good post btw

-got a huge aitch out of #2, since cmkod is has made me promise her casket sex on several occassions.

tem said...

i like where cmkod's head it at.

tem said...

let me know the logistics of how it works.

kodiac said...

big 10 is going to get 6 teams when it deserves 4 or at most 5.

-yeah, Minni won't get in unless they beat Northwestern and then Michigan State (which ain't happening)

kodiac said...

let me know the logistics of how it works.

-I will report back on that (ns)

tem said...

"what if the gay gene is recessive? "

not sure...don't know enough about recessive genes to say whether or not it would die out if after a few thousand years anyone who it sprung up in didn't reproduce.

how many generations can a gene lie dormant (not sure if dormant is the right word)?

tem said...

all the OSU fans here thing OSU is a lock to get in.

i keep busting out the "not so fast my friend..."

El Padrino said...

i'll take it one further but i've always wanted to fuck on that cold steel autopsy table

El Padrino said...

airplane sex is extinct

El Padrino said...

unless you fuck the stewardess which is a fantasy of mine

El Padrino said...

"DePaul: It would be cool to see an 0-18 team win the conference tournament, but I doubt that will happen in my lifetime. Logic dictates Cincinnati over DePaul."


good call

kodiac said...

all the OSU fans here thing OSU is a lock to get in.

i keep busting out the "not so fast my friend..."

Other than Michigan State, Purdue and Illinois, there are no other "locks" in the big 10. However, I would be shocked, but not surprised, if OSU does not get in.

Jugdish said...

no such thing has gay in the genes



agreed

tem said...

"i'll take it one further but i've always wanted to fuck on that cold steel autopsy table"

good one.

also that ride at amusement parks where they put you up against a wall and then spin you around and drop the floor out from under you and you are pinned to wall by centrifical (sp?) force.

that's be suite*

tem said...

great use of shocked, but not surprised.

tem said...

"no such thing has gay in the genes"

by the by that's why i said "Let's assume for a minute that being gay is genetic."

El Padrino said...

fucking in the spinning tea cups in disney would be suite

tem said...

as far as the big 10 goes i think PSU will get in and so will the winner of Wisc/OSU (i think that is the matchup).

and if some other team does surprising well in the big 10 tourney (minn or nw) then they get in too.

tem said...

"fucking in the spinning tea cups in disney would be suite"

i'd end up falling out....then getting hit by another tea cup.

kodiac said...

as far as the big 10 goes i think PSU will get in and so will the winner of Wisc/OSU (i think that is the matchup).

and if some other team does surprising well in the big 10 tourney (minn or nw) then they get in too.

-I agree for the most part...but if PSU loses to Indiana I don't think they get in (same with Michigan and Iowa)

Meiz said...

"do you know how hard it is to take a moneyshot to the face and smile and act like you love it?"


No. Do tell.

kodiac said...

and if one of those scenarios happen, then both WISC and OSU will both get in. If both happen, the MN/NW winner probably will get in.

Jugdish said...

well played mize

kodiac said...

at least, that's my guess; the big-10 is so mired in mediocrity, it's hard to separate the top from the bottom

El Padrino said...

"No. Do tell."


Beth. Meiz wants to ask you something.

Meiz said...

No I was asking you, pornstar.

El Padrino said...

i am the giver of facheshots, not the receiver

tem said...

"but if PSU loses to Indiana I don't think they get in "

agreed, but i never really considered this possible.

tem said...

"No. Do tell."

hilarity.

El Padrino said...

is this sparty from the creampie thing

El Padrino said...

matt jones

spaceman spiff said...

"is this sparty from the creampie thing"

are you serious

tem said...

el pad's questions are always unbelievable.

tem said...

there's a link on the front page to spermy and friends.

El Padrino said...

we suck

El Padrino said...

lov is a chatroom not a sports blog
if any of you want to start a sports blog let me know

El Padrino said...

"are you serious"

just making sure, seems like they did all right, they got plugged on With Leather today so i did a doubletake

Jugdish said...

if any of you want to start a sports blog let me know



Lordz of Sportz?

El Padrino said...

this started as a sports blog ya know

Jugdish said...

"And there are also reports coming out today that Chris Brown and Rihanna are now working on a duet together. Ideally a cover of “Beat It” or “Smack My Bitch Up” perhaps followed by a Rihanna solo cover of “I Wear My Sunglasses at Night”. We’ll see!"


hilarity

Meiz said...

Sports are boring

Meiz said...

"this started as a sports blog ya know"


And then you & Rev started bitching about politics, and ruined it. Way to go, east coast.

El Padrino said...

sports pay

Meiz said...

*sports pay the barber


fixed

El Padrino said...

bacon wrapped mozz stick on this is why your fat

isiah thomas said...

big 10 is going to get 6 teams when it deserves 4 or at most 5.

the Big 10 will get 7 bids.

lock it up

spaceman spiff said...

this is why youre fat has some really disgusting stuff now

isiah thomas said...

-got a huge aitch out of #2, since cmkod is has made me promise her casket sex on several occassions.

please clarify, she wants it while alive and not when she's dead right? with kod you have to axe these things.

isiah thomas said...

Other than Michigan State, Purdue and Illinois, there are no other "locks" in the big 10. However, I would be shocked, but not surprised, if OSU does not get in.

IF Michigan beats Iowa on Thursday they are a lock. ns

isiah thomas said...

"And there are also reports coming out today that Chris Brown and Rihanna are now working on a duet together. Ideally a cover of “Beat It” or “Smack My Bitch Up” perhaps followed by a Rihanna solo cover of “I Wear My Sunglasses at Night”. We’ll see!"

I nominate "It's hard out here for a pimp"

isiah thomas said...

that sparty and friends thing seems like too much work.

part of the reason this degenerated from a "sports blog" is because we all watch enough sports to know what happens on a daily basis and didn't need to regurgitate what others already do.

IDGAF what spermy and friends thinks about D Wade's GW, ya heard?

isiah thomas said...

IN YOU FACE! Rudy Fernandez!

El Padrino said...

Whoop that trick

isiah thomas said...

I ♥ C

isiah thomas said...

this isn't the bottom right EP? just a bounce?

El Padrino said...

i heard

El Padrino said...

"this isn't the bottom right EP? just a bounce?"

classic bear market rally

not the bottom

isiah thomas said...

one guy has a 3.50 target for C in 2009

chubtastic

kodiac said...

IF Michigan beats Iowa on Thursday they are a lock. ns

yes, I agree; I meant there are only absoultely 3 locks as of today

El Padrino said...

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.

spaceman spiff said...

jeopardy last night had 'hard out here for a shrimp' category. there was an answer like 'the jumbo shrimp seen here is also called this', defending champ said 'scampi', fucking idiot

El Padrino said...

"one guy has a 3.50 target for C in 2009

chubtastic"

possible

isiah thomas said...

but Michigan beating Iowa is far from a lock.

El Padrino said...

moron

isiah thomas said...

watching college hoops last night all these schmos keep saying how these mid majors that crap the bed in their tourney deserve to get in.

FUCK THAT

kodiac said...

please clarify, she wants it while alive and not when she's dead right? with kod you have to axe these things.

yes, both living

isiah thomas said...

and I hope Davidson doesn't get in, I've had enough of Steph Curry.

isiah thomas said...

jeopardy has really dumbed it down.

Thanks Osama!

El Padrino said...

"and I hope Davidson doesn't get in, I've had enough of Steph Curry."

word. and he sucks in everything else but shooting

isiah thomas said...

rejoice Fathead!

sorry Kod, wrong kind of injun

isiah thomas said...

word. and he sucks in everything else but shooting

he's a black JJ Reddneck

El Padrino said...

SI did a piece on them too

Meiz said...

If I ever get married(AHIIK), I'm gonna ask for a set of Tervis Tumblers.

kodiac said...

but Michigan beating Iowa is far from a lock.

-other than Indiana, there is not much difference from top to bottom in the Big-10

isiah thomas said...

Tervis Tumblers.

::flank stare::

Meiz said...

"part of the reason this degenerated from a "sports blog" is because we all watch enough sports to know what happens on a daily basis and didn't need to regurgitate what others already do."


Exactly. Seems pointless.

isiah thomas said...

ATLANTA -- The Atlanta Falcons took the first step toward revamping their linebacker corps on Tuesday morning, reaching an agreement with unrestricted free agent Mike Peterson.

El Padrino said...

hahahahahaha

isiah thomas said...

the Lions are going to change their colors.

I nominate doo doo brown.

isiah thomas said...

min 3.2M$ for Vick's crib

rape stands cost extra

isiah thomas said...

suite at that new cowboys stadium

sick

El Padrino said...

i was watchin cribs all day one day and all the athaleets live in mansions in Atl

all of them

even if thy play in other states

El Padrino said...

never been in a sweet

one day maybe

kodiac said...

the Lions are going to change their colors.

I think I'll become a Lions fan when the Vikes move to LA in 2011/2012. (ns)

isiah thomas said...

sweet

ISWYDT

El Padrino said...

why would the vikes move to LA

isiah thomas said...

only been in 1 luxury box myself (Chase Field, Dbags vs Giants) and it was pretty good.

our company has a box at the hockey joint but I haven't been yet.

isiah thomas said...

I have a hard time watching cribs, some of those idiots with all that shit, knowing I'll never sniff that makes me more bitter.

El Padrino said...

some of the stuff is crazy retarded, i pitched a tv idea to MTV once (email) that they should do CRIBS of normal humans

kodiac said...

why would the vikes move to LA

-the lease with the Metrodome runs out in 2011. Zigi Wilf wants 800 million in public money for a new stadium. Minnesota recently raised taxes to pay for a new Twins stadium and Gophers football stadium. Vikes stadium is not gonna happen.

-plus, City of Industy is pushing hard for an NFL team

isiah thomas said...

Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin had some stinging last words for Alshon Jeffrey, one of the nation's top wide receivers, according to ESPN.com. Jeffrey of St. Matthews, S.C., signed with South Carolina last month after an intense recruiting battle with Southern Cal and Tennessee. According to ESPN's Chris Lowe, "Kiffin told Jeffrey that if he chose the Gamecocks, he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life like all the other players from that state who had gone to South Carolina."

you stay classy coach

kodiac said...

of Commerce, or something like that. They will publically finance a stadium

isiah thomas said...

Zigi Wilf wants 800 million in public money for a new stadium.

scandalous, ns.

isiah thomas said...

I could see LA getting a team(s) here quickly, especially if they are publicly financing a stadium deal. This economy will force people's hands quickly - first team to jump gets it, type mentality. Instead of LA just being a bargaining chip (leverage), they become the endgame.

Jugdish said...

some of the stuff is crazy retarded, i pitched a tv idea to MTV once (email) that they should do CRIBS of normal humans



We could get a lot of mileage out of this one. Do you think all the famous people who are on cribs would watch this and laugh at people like us?

"Out here in the driveway, here is my 2003 Camry. I need to wash it. And that is my wife's mini van."

kodiac said...

scandalous, ns.

yes, and delusional if he expects any public money at this point

kodiac said...

I could see LA getting a team(s) here quickly, especially if they are publicly financing a stadium deal. This economy will force people's hands quickly - first team to jump gets it, type mentality. Instead of LA just being a bargaining chip (leverage), they become the endgame.

-yes, they will definitely get a team within the next 5 years; whether it be Buffalo, Minnesota, NO, or expansion

isiah thomas said...

that's a great idear EP, it'd be like the Springer Show only with houses.

Jugdish said...

I always tell the Texans fans that their team will move to LA in 5 years and become the LA Texans.

El Padrino said...

4 teams in california is just retarded

Keith S said...

"What was with the EL Heat jerseys though"


They speak spanish

El Padrino said...

just move the raiders back to la and be done with it

Meiz said...

"yes, and delusional if he expects any public money at this point"

This was discussed on the radio last night. The host made a good point in that its actually like an investment in your community. Building a new stadium creates shitloads of new jobs, and adds commerce to the area.

isiah thomas said...

EL Heat jerseys

awful, just awful.

this country should never embrace speaking spanish or using that as an acceptable or "second" language

100% NS

El Padrino said...

"We could get a lot of mileage out of this one. Do you think all the famous people who are on cribs would watch this and laugh at people like us?"

Open the fridge, I gotz the Barefoot white wine aka playa juice. Into the bedroom, that's where the magic happens. My alarm clock is the most expensive thing in here, bedspread i think is down goose. Could be wrong though, we got it at target.

El Padrino said...

i'm against any team moving to LA just for the skae of LA needs a team.

fan bases in places like minnesota are priceless

isiah thomas said...

Building a new stadium creates shitloads of new jobs, and adds commerce to the area.


I did a paper on this in college and some of the research pointed to the fact that the "creates" jobs thing is really overrated, they are relatively low paying and you only work a handful of dates in comparison to a regular job.

Now if you look at a situation like the Wizards and the new arena they bought and how it revitalized that part of DC then I can see the argument. Construction jobs to build the arena, new jobs with the surrounding businesses, etc.

Jugdish said...

I would like to see the Cribs episode of Mize's apartment, especially the part where they go to his mom's basement to check out his new tv.

spaceman spiff said...

"
"What was with the EL Heat jerseys though"

nba latin month or some shit, lakers had 'los lakers' jerseys few days ago

El Padrino said...

LA fans suck, overall

WADR spiff/T

Jugdish said...

I did a paper on this in college and some of the research pointed to the fact that the "creates" jobs thing is really overrated, they are relatively low paying and you only work a handful of dates in comparison to a regular job.



True that...I think of that when Obama talks about the jobs he is creating. You got people who had high paying jobs on Wall Street, now they are paving streets.

isiah thomas said...

would like to see the Cribs episode of Mize's apartment, especially the part where they go to his mom's basement to check out his new tv.

hi-lar-i-tee

isiah thomas said...

True that...I think of that when Obama talks about the jobs he is creating. You got people who had high paying jobs on Wall Street, now they are paving streets.

not just that, most construction jobs are performed by latinos who wire their paychecks out of our country.

and is it "create" or "save" jobs, he uses both terms interchangeably and they are far from the same.

Meiz said...

"Now if you look at a situation like the Wizards and the new arena they bought and how it revitalized that part of DC then I can see the argument. Construction jobs to build the arena, new jobs with the surrounding businesses, etc."


This is exactly what happened with Miller Park. It doesn't hurt that there's a casino next to it, either.

El Padrino said...

"Construction jobs to build the arena, new jobs with the surrounding businesses, etc."

New Giants stadium was supposed to also include plans for several family communities to be built around the radius of the stadium, as it stands now exit 16E off the pike is nothing but a piece of dirty swampland

also brooklyn net deal included shopping stores and park

El Padrino said...

obama has zero clue how the economy works

NS

and so far neither do his advisors

NS

Meiz said...

"...shopping stores..."


As opposed to browsing stores?

spaceman spiff said...

urkel obama

Jugdish said...

Open the fridge, I gotz the Barefoot white wine aka playa juice. Into the bedroom, that's where the magic happens. My alarm clock is the most expensive thing in here, bedspread i think is down goose. Could be wrong though, we got it at target.



Oops...watch your step there. I think the dog shit on the rug.

isiah thomas said...

obama has zero clue how the economy works

NS

and so far neither do his advisors

NS

and before you guys jump on him Cramer (a lefty) and others have said the same thing.

El Padrino said...

"Oops...watch your step there. I think the dog shit on the rug."

Couple of nails coming out of that saddle before you go in to the "dining area". Be carfeul.

El Padrino said...

urkel was funny

tem said...

"Into the bedroom, that's where the magic happens. My alarm clock is the most expensive thing in here"

bedskirt for tem.

Jugdish said...

Tyler cribs would be him sitting on a curb outside his townhome saying "One day I will live in there."

tem said...

"Building a new stadium creates shitloads of new jobs"


new arena in columbus (few years back) created some good construction jobs which eventually stopped and caused a shitload of bars to pop up around the arena.

funny thing though, for every bar that popped up around the arena another one or two in another part of town shut down.

the whole brewery district shut down basically. it went from having like 10 bars to having 2.

so basically the new arena took from one part of town and gave to another.

El Padrino said...

kod's crib

Those hooks on the ceiling are for the chinese sex swings we hang on Saturday nights. But we just had the carpets cleaned so we are scaling back on that.

tem said...

"Tyler cribs would be him sitting on a curb outside his townhome saying "One day I will live in there.""

hilarity X 2

El Padrino said...

"so basically the new arena took from one part of town and gave to another."

classic robbing from Peter to pay Paul

Meiz said...

EP's Cribs would just be like a normal episode, except more grandiose.

Jugdish said...

tjw's cribs

Here is my computer where I get on line all day and tell people how awesome I am.

Here is my dad. I tell everyone he played at Notre Dame, but he just looks like the black guy in Rudy who quit the football team.

tem said...

"classic robbing from Peter to pay Paul"

exactly. company i work for owns a shit ton of brewery district buildings, luckily it is mostly offices, but 5 out of 5 of our bar tenants have gone out of bidness in the last 3 years because the arena district is where people go now, not the brewery district.

tem said...

tem cribs:


the condo is over there if you want to look at it.

Jugdish said...

mize...business idea for you.

Open up a storage facility in your town for people to rent out units and call it "Mom's Basement".

ns...but a little s

El Padrino said...

new beers to try

El Padrino said...

"EP's Cribs would just be like a normal episode, except more grandiose."

cut it out

El Padrino said...

i like how things get coined "districts"

El Padrino said...

"Open up a storage facility in your town for people to rent out units and call it "Mom's Basement".

ns...but a little s"


great idea

ns

Meiz said...

"Here is my dad. I tell everyone he played at Notre Dame, but he just looks like the black guy in Rudy who quit the football team."


Don't forget that he was a 1st team All-American

Jugdish said...

I had some Arrogant Bastard beer a few weeks ago, has anyone ever tried it?

On the back of the bottle it says "You will probably not like this."

tem said...

"i like how things get coined "districts"


most things in columbus are either "district" or "village."

El Padrino said...

i did not try that

Meiz said...

We have enough storage places that don't get used around here. It would be a waste of money.

tem said...

"Arrogant Bastard"

never heard of it

Jugdish said...

never heard of it

They had it at a wine bar...saw it on the menu, and figured what the hell.

isiah thomas said...

was it good jug?

Meiz said...

We have a good local IPA called Bitter Woman, but not Arrogant Bastard.

Jugdish said...

I thought it was pretty bitter at first, but I got used to it. It was a dark beer and came in a big bottle. I did not have a second one.

tem said...

i'll keep an eye out for it.

Jugdish said...

Rev's cribs...

Here is my storage closet, notice the wheels of cheese stacked 6 high.

isiah thomas said...

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- Reliever Duaner Sanchez, who never seemed to recover from a 2006 taxicab accident that ended his season and cost him all of 2007, was released by the New York Mets on Tuesday.

Jugdish said...

always funny

tem said...

wall time?

Meiz said...

Tired

tem said...

take a nap.

isiah thomas said...

I'm thinking about an afternoon office nap.

ns

Jugdish said...

crazy bastard

El Padrino said...

long walk, 1 beer 1mojito

ropa vieja lunch to go
black beans over white rice


DEAL WITH IT

Jugdish said...

crazy bastard

El Padrino said...

how i roll

tem said...

still am shocked, but really not surprised that el pad can drink during lunch.

tem said...

i don't know what Colon Cleanse is, but I have been getting a lot of emails offering to give me a free trial.

it says i can lose up to 30lbs instantly....that doesn't sound healthy.

Jugdish said...

If you're losing 30 pounds through your colon instantly, that can't be good.

El Padrino said...

colon cleanse sounds not normal
meiz dismisses this

Meiz said...

Wow. We just had a beggar come in here alleging to be deaf, asking for "donations".

tem said...

did you tell him that you'd give him a dollar if he can answer this riddle...and the tell him a riddle?

Keith S said...

"I had some Arrogant Bastard beer a few weeks ago, has anyone ever tried it?"

I was in a Whale's Vagina last summer and went to the Stone Brewery where they make it. I didn't try that, though

El Padrino said...

TP, no more kids

Keith S said...

TP is too old to have kids

Meiz said...

"did you tell him that you'd give him a dollar if he can answer this riddle...and the tell him a riddle?"

A) It was a raggedy looking broad

B) You sir, are a brilliant bastard

Keith S said...

How's school, jug?

Meiz said...

"If you're losing 30 pounds through your colon instantly, that can't be good."


We all have lots of impacted meat and whatnot in our intestines and colons. 30 is a little high, but I'd say at least 15 lbs

Jugdish said...

No school this semester. I traded it in for beer league softball.

Keith S said...

You don't know what's in my colon

Keith S said...

That sounded bad

Keith S said...

"No school this semester. I traded it in for beer league softball."

Ah, so you dropped out. Nice.

kodiac said...

debating whether to crack CL's today

El Padrino said...

what's the debate

the answer is always yes

kodiac said...

I'm leaning towards yes; wish there was better tv on though...daytime tv blows

Keith S said...

Darude is on tour in the middle east

Keith S said...

"I'm leaning towards yes; wish there was better tv on though...daytime tv blows"

Do you have xbox or wii or anything?

kodiac said...

I have some good movies from Netflix, but I'd feel like a bastard if I put one on since cmkod is busy painting and remodeling an extra room in our house

El Padrino said...

dvd player?

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