Monday, March 16, 2009

Suck it, HATERZ!

Minus well start it off and say that Dook won't get past Villanova. If they played 16 games, Villanova would win 16 times. Steve would esplain* that as the law of averages. I'm not even exadurating*

This is by far my favorite time of year. Spring training transitioning into the regular season. March madness. Weather right now is perfect. The sun dresses start to come out in full force. Dook's early NCAA exit. Cubs fans thinking this is the season. Busting the flip flops out of the closet. Getting in some quality fishing time. Camping season rapidly approaching. And Easter. I fucking love Easter. I don't know why, but Easter dinner is always the best dinner of the year.

Here's a quick recap of the Y! FMLB draft yesterday...."wow, that was a reach", "goddmanit, he was in my queue", "fuck you, that was my next pick", "4th round pick from page 4, EP?", "who's gonna pick the fag". As much as some people hate fantasy talk, the drafts make for real good entertainment.

I hate when I tell someone "See you later" and they respond with "Not if I see you first". What.Fuck.The? I'll probably still see you even if you see me first. I didn't know I was making it a contest. Fuck those people.

Watching the Korea/Mexico game right now. Scott Hairston plays for Mexico. Scott Hairston is the most "American" Mexican name I've ever heard. But then they say that his mom's name is Esperanza. So I guess that makes it legal or something. But it's good to see that Oliver Perez is in mid-season form...4 2/3 IP, 6 hits, 4 R, 3 ER. And Korea has lots of Lee's and Kim's. Everyone there must be related. Korea is the new WaVa.

My early feelings of the NCAA tourney. I'm probably way too high on the Big East teams. But I think this is gonna be a tournament with not too many big upsets. There's a decent gap between the top teams and the rest. The low seed that I can see getting a couple wins is Cleveland State. I always like teams that enter the tournament on a roll to make some noise. USC, Mississippi State, Purdue, Memphis, Cleveland State. Obviously, Dook is the exaction* to the rule.

I also sometimes get confused with low/high seed talk. 1 is a high seed, even though it's a low number, but 16 is a low seed even though it's a high number. I don't know why that confuses me. I feel like tem.

I feel like that might be all. I'm tired. Time to talk and stuff.

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El Padrino said...

easter is phenominal, good call
the candy is the better too

although, xmas eve dinner if your a seafood fan is heavenly

Beth said...

Every year in my tournament bracket I try to pick a few upsets just cause I know it never goes according to seeding, and every year I pick mostly the wrong upsets.

One of these years, but probably not this one, for the hell of it I'm just going to pick by pure seeding all the way to the final 4 as I bet it would turn out better that way for me.

Beth said...

And you can't scold me for not being the 1st comment today EP. Clearly you got overly excited and premature posted...

El Padrino said...

nonsense i've been waiting for you since 730am

El Padrino said...

ur late

El Padrino said...

"One of these years, but probably not this one, for the hell of it I'm just going to pick by pure seeding all the way to the final 4 as I bet it would turn out better that way for me."

last year all four #1's made the final 4

El Padrino said...

wonder if blue thinks cutler is a fag like we all do

El Padrino said...

imus, prostate cancer

Beth said...

"ur late"

Careful, those words mean something entirely different to a woman...

El Padrino said...

beth's preggers

Beth said...

Shhhhh, don't let your wife know or she'll be pissed at you.

But hey, your daughter can always use a half-sibling to play with.

El Padrino said...

I ♥ You.

Beth said...

Then move down to Atlanta - we can go stop at Subway to pick up food for when we go to Braves games and then hit Olive Garden afterwards for a late dinner. You'll love life in the South.

El Padrino said...

"Then move down to Atlanta - we can go stop at Subway to pick up food for when we go to Braves games and then hit Olive Garden afterwards for a late dinner. You'll love life in the South."

on second thought.......

tem said...

hilarity

tem said...

still haven't looked at my fmlb team. might not ever.

Blue said...

i'm here now

and i've been saying that cutler is a fag for 3 years

Blue said...

over-fucking-rated

El Padrino said...

i like where your heads at blue

El Padrino said...

lindstrom has the onions

El Padrino said...

SNL was great, morgan is hilarious

tem said...

"and i've been saying that cutler is a fag for 3 years"

TB is going to get him.

And I will be OK with it I guess since he is better than McCown or McNown or McShit or whoever TB has rolling at QB now...Luke? Cade? I don't know.

Blue said...

i'm brian fellows

tem said...

no you aren't. that is just false.

El Padrino said...

love the jail skit, that's a running skit now i think

Blue said...

i don't mind you hanging out and talking in your sleep

Blue said...

who the fuck is Matt Wieters?

Blue said...

wow, my draft was really shirty

Blue said...

162M in bonuses is not really that bad

tem said...

i just looked, apparently i drafted anyone named matsui.

tem said...

except matt suey.

Blue said...

he wouldn't have been good from FMLB anyway

i fucking hate autodraft...i have 19 bench position players and not enough RP to fill out my roster..fuck you yahoo!

El Padrino said...

what happend blue you couldnt make it?

3pm/12 noon in the middle of a sunday is a perfect time for the draft

tem said...

i am not sure i have any closers on my team. just 2 RPs.

Blue said...

sunday afternoons are "family time"

El Padrino said...

tem why did you set up the draft at a retarded time then not show up?

tem said...

i had to work.

got called on saturday night to come in sunday morning.

i figured at that point changing the draft time to accomodate me was not an option.

tem said...

also still thought i'd make it for the draft, but that didn't happen.

El Padrino said...

when is that other draft

tem said...

no clue.

tem said...

wait, no it is the 29th, because i am going to WV that day and will miss it.

El Padrino said...

sunday the 29th, better be at night

freak

Blue said...

do it

Blue said...

i got a lot of the same players i've had the last 2 years for Y!, and i finished 1st and 2nd, so i can't complain too badly

tem said...

i don't know who some of my players are.

Blue said...

i recognize everyone's name but my catcher

Blue said...

spiff is the team to beat

tem said...

i think i have 2 catchers.

Jugdish said...

I hope tem got Javier Vazquez

JFreak said...

"Scott Hairston plays for Mexico. Scott Hairston is the most "American" Mexican name I've ever heard."

Scott and Jerry Hairston's aunt is from Mexico. Somehow that makes them Mexican.

tem said...

tem did.

JFreak said...

I believe I scheduled the draft for 3PM ET.

Blue said...

i didn't get any mexicans on my team

El Padrino said...

The House Of Pain’s the name of my clique
You can’t be down, punk, get off my dick
You make me sick, like strawberry Quik

El Padrino said...

"I believe I scheduled the draft for 3PM ET."

dont forget the S

JFreak said...

Why is that such a problem for you? Do you do drug deals on Sunday afternoons?

El Padrino said...

"Why is that such a problem for you? Do you do drug deals on Sunday afternoons?"

3pm is like the middle of the day, did it ever occur to you that not everyone stays inside their house surfing the internet all day, it's not like it's a live draft at a bar, i'd make an effort to make that

tem said...

why don't you just say it is at a bar and go to one with wi-fi and draft?

Jugdish said...

oops

Blue said...

hmmm,

El Padrino said...

"why don't you just say it is at a bar and go to one with wi-fi and draft?"

wow, your not dumb, too bad babies are not allowed in bars

El Padrino said...

"beaten to death" doesnt sound so nice

Keith S said...

Fucking soccer

El Padrino said...

"wow, your not dumb, too bad babies are not allowed in bars"

and i meant this as, that's a great idear but.....

Keith S said...

"Scott and Jerry Hairston's aunt is from Mexico. Somehow that makes them Mexican."

He's also Jehovah's Witness.

Fucking Jehovah's Witnesses

tem said...

"too bad babies are not allowed in bars"

fair enough.

tem said...

"and i meant this as, that's a great idear but....."

that's more or less how i read it.

Keith S said...

He also lives in Gilbert, AZ. I thought only Mormons lived in Gilbert. Besides me

El Padrino said...

gilbert is the shit now

Keith S said...

Doug Gottlieb just said "Arizona plays the 1-1-3 matchup zone because Chase Budinger couldn't guard this chair that I'm sitting in right now."

Awsome*

Keith S said...

"gilbert is the shit now"

It's the new Caput Mundi

El Padrino said...

AZ has a chip on thier shoulder now, utah is dead

El Padrino said...

"It's the new Caput Mundi"

easy chief

Keith S said...

"AZ has a chip on thier shoulder now, utah is dead"

Maybe. But they don't have much talent.

Keith S said...

HAHAHA, In you face, Rev!

Blue said...

why the fuck is AZ in the tourney?

Blue said...

good think i didn't draft hamels

Blue said...

i did draft Ben sheets though, Awesome

Blue said...

and by "I" i mean, yahoo on my behalf.

Keith S said...

"why the fuck is AZ in the tourney?"

Isn't UofA's AD the head of the selection committee? I know he used to be.

tem said...

"I thought only Mormons lived in Gilbert. Besides me"

cmk is a mormon?

Keith S said...

"cmk is a mormon?"

"Me" meant "us"

tem said...

"why the fuck is AZ in the tourney?"


b/c a tourney without AZ, KY or IU would mean the end of the world.

tem said...

* AZ, KY and IU

tem said...

"Me" meant "us"

i did not get the memo RE:this change. my apologies.

Jugdish said...

b/c a tourney without AZ, KY or IU would mean the end of the world.



and the beginning of tent time

El Padrino said...

wait keef's a mormon?

tem said...

"and the beginning of tent time'

exactly

JFreak said...

"Isn't UofA's AD the head of the selection committee?"

Not anymore. SEC Commissioner is, at least for this year.

Keith S said...

"wait keef's a mormon?"

Yes, that's exactly what was said. If "exactly" meant "not at all"

spaceman spiff said...

need more bench spots, there are closers still available

Keith S said...

NCAA women's selection special is on tonight

spaceman spiff said...

regretting that cliff lee pick right now

spaceman spiff said...

""Me" meant "us""

silk are mormons?

El Padrino said...

gotcha

spaceman spiff said...

lemonades gs cookies are surprisingly good

El Padrino said...

spiff d wright

Keith S said...

"silk are mormons?"

muslim

Blue said...

are there no DL spots?

spaceman spiff said...

"spiff d wright"

yea he fell to me and i picked him

Keith S said...

2 DL spots

El Padrino said...

"yea he fell to me and i picked him"

lets do this brutus

JFreak said...

Anyone besides EP want the draft later in the day.

Only later options are 8 and 9 PM ET.

Keith S said...

Evening would be suite

spaceman spiff said...

anyone link the iraqi soccer player that was shot in the head by a spectator whilst about to score the tying goal. killer had some good aim

Keith S said...

spiffast

spaceman spiff said...

whens the draft

El Padrino said...

netflix for sure but knightley and miller bathe together

JFreak said...

"whens the draft"

March 29th, 3 PM ET.

El Padrino said...

"A woman from Russia's Siberian region of Irkutsk has been arrested for killing a friend and then eating part of the corpse, Interfax news agency reported, quoting local investigators.
The incident occurred on March 5 when the two women were drinking together at the suspect's home and an argument broke out between them."

No serious, I will EAT you!

spaceman spiff said...

"March 29th, 3 PM ET."

suite

El Padrino said...

"For entree we ordered the Prosciutto Di Parma with Arugula and parmagiano reggiano. Wow. First let me just say that I would eat a piece of prosciutto di parma off a shit covered floor. I mean I love it. The combination of the fresh mozz, light deep red sauce and then the prosciutto was almost too much.........................
THEN FRESH SHAVINGS OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHEESES IN THE LAND...not to mention fresh raw arugula, again, peppery flavor. Perfect crust. It was great."


Zeke, my dinner sat night, you've been eating some good pizza out lately i hear

El Padrino said...

zeke still pluggin away for all that are interested

El Padrino said...

somelady got shot with an arrow yesterday

a arrow

tem said...

arrow shootings happen often.

Blue said...

they're dangerous weapons

tem said...

sharp

Keith S said...

And straight, apparently

tem said...

it would appear so

tem said...

"Iraqi shot dead attempting goal"

who wants to be part of this fan base?

Blue said...

isn't that the national team that was always being molested by the army or something

isiah thomas said...

Zeke, my dinner sat night, you've been eating some good pizza out lately i hear

had the olives/fresh mozz/capicola pizza last time we went to the "gourmet" pizza place.

hdh

isiah thomas said...

IN YOU FACE! St. Mary's!

isiah thomas said...

first time in 10 years I wasn't watching for the NIT brackets.

suite

El Padrino said...

mich has two in them zeke

El Padrino said...

"An unidentified thief at Miami International Airport apparently escaped one of Hogan’s crutches, Hogan tells Page2Live. That forced the reality TV star to hobble around backstage during his daugther Brooke Hogan’s concert at Miami’s Calle Ocho Festival."

someone stole hogans crutch

hahahahahahah, he's finished, old fart

Blue said...

LoV Bracket

league ID: 60610
password: ibtc

do it

Blue said...

what's up with Donte Stallworth running over dudes.

isiah thomas said...

mich has two in them zeke

I'd say the Clemson game is a toss-up, Okla would destroy them.

UM is good one game, shitty the next, good the next, etc.

they're due for a good game, they're about a year ahead of schedule according to Coach B, good things on the horizon for them.

El Padrino said...

it's never Trump's fault. Ever

Blue said...

i'm hoping the broncos get a good draft pick for cutler

Blue said...

where do the skins pick in the first round this year?

spaceman spiff said...

skins aint trading for cuntler

spaceman spiff said...

they have the 13th pick

spaceman spiff said...

the lions have the 20th pick, they should trade him there

El Padrino said...

i was gonna say lions

jets need a qb....but have no wr's

El Padrino said...

they gonna run the ball 35-40 times a game anyway

spaceman spiff said...

lions just traded for peterson, so they wont draft curry, if they get cuntler, they can draft OT #1, perfect scenario for them

spaceman spiff said...

he could toss it up to johnson every play

El Padrino said...

"A man’s wife contacted a boyfriend of 30 years ago and he responded by threatening to kill her. Which is a logical reaction."

see what i'm sayin with this shit


the past is the past for a reason

Meiz said...

I like a quality string cheese

El Padrino said...

"He told her to “tell everyone at work goodbye,” which she took as a death threat."

hahahaaaa

El Padrino said...

vitale telling bilas, you went to duke you must be right was classic

El Padrino said...

jimmy fallon show is good


ns

El Padrino said...

spiff kelly clarkson on snl

WHALE

isiah thomas said...

vitale telling bilas, you went to duke you must be right was classic

Dookie V embarrassed himself yesterday

isiah thomas said...

saw a clip of Clarkson, thought she looked slimmer (ns)

still over 2 bills but slimmer

Meiz said...

I'd still drop the hammer on Clarkson

El Padrino said...

over 2 bills, at like 5'3 and a half is WHALE

El Padrino said...

"I'd still drop the hammer on Clarkson"

100% fact, spiff is cringing right now

El Padrino said...

vapor trail from the launch in WPB, FL

Blue said...

word from dove valley today is: fuck you cutler, we're not trading you, you can rot on the bench for all we care.

Keith S said...

"5'3 and a half"


Hilarity

El Padrino said...

"word from dove valley today is: fuck you cutler, we're not trading you, you can rot on the bench for all we care."

no clue who the back up is, enlighten please

isiah thomas said...

over 2 bills, at like 5'3 and a half is WHALE

better than 5'3.5" and 250 lbs

isiah thomas said...

I'd still drop the hammer on Clarkson

deke needs that slump buster

"ain't too proud to beg now!"

isiah thomas said...

word from dove valley today is: fuck you cutler, we're not trading you, you can rot on the bench for all we care.

Pat Bowlen seems like a Jew who wouldn't want to pay starting qb money to a someone sitting on the bench.

isiah thomas said...

EP those big dogs who shorted C at 1.39.....

spaceman spiff said...

"I'd still drop the hammer on Clarkson"

crazy man talk, this just says you need to get laid

Blue said...

backup is Chris simms now...

and they paid him decent money, highest paid Backup QB not named Leinart or Vince Young.

Blue said...

"EP those big dogs who shorted C at 1.39....."

still a good buy at 2.40

Blue said...

""EP those big dogs who shorted C at 1.39.....""

they listen to Jim Cramer....it's not a fucking game man

isiah thomas said...

WOO WOO

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE!

isiah thomas said...

I watched Friday's Mad Money to see if Cramer would try to do some damage control and they played up some "Cramer vs Stewart" stuff then showed a clip of him on Martha Stewart's show.

wft

he had a throw-away line about his appearance on the daily show later in the show.

talk about get ball dipped.

El Padrino said...

2,074,200- CITIGROUP INC

shorted more on friday
1.71

El Padrino said...

taking a beatin, they dont care though they are hedged

El Padrino said...

and have 247MM in cash

Keith S said...

EP knows about shorting

Blue said...

it's not a fucking game EP

isiah thomas said...

if that mark to market thing gets passed C will only continue to go up.

spaceman spiff said...

forgot to sign up for march madness on demand

El Padrino said...

yep

spaceman spiff said...

*re-sign up, feel sorry for keef, more bossman presence = less game watching

isiah thomas said...

forgot to sign up for march madness on demand

need to get that done myself

El Padrino said...

girls, drinking, sfw

Blue said...

shit yeah, i need to sign up for that...where's the signup

isiah thomas said...

do you need to sign up? MMOD page doesn't mention signing up

El Padrino said...

yeh link please

isiah thomas said...

http://mmod.ncaa.com/

old skool

El Padrino said...

unaware of the racial overtones? hahahahahah

spaceman spiff said...

dont see a vip sign up button

Blue said...

maybe they increased their bandwith, 2 years ago you had to weight* in line, if you were an early subscriber you got in faster.

isiah thomas said...

T - read this

ex E-bay CEO running for Cali gov

El Padrino said...

I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

i linked this on my blog along with the farley skit

tem said...

my head hurts.

El Padrino said...

my god, rip farley

tem said...

farley is ded

El Padrino said...

i know that tem, thanks though

tem said...

i know you know, hence the rip.

tem said...

i'd still hit k. clarkson.

tem said...

and not in the chris brown hit a chick way.

well unless she talked back or looked at my texts.

El Padrino said...

choking>>>>>>>>hitting

isiah thomas said...

whoop dat trick, tem

El Padrino said...

tomorrow the amateurs come out to play, no thanks

El Padrino said...

baseball stance guy

Keith S said...

"*re-sign up, feel sorry for keef, more bossman presence = less game watching"


Not able to watch vid-yo here anyway.

Keith S said...

Too much work is expected here

Keith S said...

"rip farley"

Can't believe he's been kilt 10+ years

Keith S said...

Ryness, 35, a married father of two, can do the starting lineups of all 30 teams.



Maybe try to be a better father.

Keith S said...

"although, xmas eve dinner if your a seafood fan is heavenly"

Nerve had seafood for Xmas

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