Monday, March 02, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire is NOT a chick flick (by Beth)

Well I did a quick LOVad comment on seeing Slumdog Millionaire but not sure if too many people saw my comment since it was surrounded by EP's drunken ramblings Sat night. But for those of you wary on seeing it cause you think it's a chick flick, I can say it is not and is totally misleadingly advertised. I was worried cause the ads show this big dance number and I hate dance numbers, but what you don't know til you see the movie is that the dance number is only during the closing credits. Also, the love story is only a part of the movie and the point of the movie is not about whether he wins the million or not. I wasn't sure about seeing it but am very glad I did and can honestly say it was one of the best movies I've seen in a long time.

We got snow yesterday and sure enough, people aren't reacting well. Luckily I didn't have to go to the grocery store yesterday as otherwise I'd have been pissed off again about idiots stocking up on bread and milk for what may be a few hours where they shouldn't drive. Most schools are closed today cause it iced up some apparently in spots last night, but all the roads on my way in to work were fine. But THIS is why Northerners and mid-westerners laugh at us. Kod probably gets this much snow in the middle of summer.

I guess I should talk a little about sports...

Some basketball and Nascar happened this weekend but Tyler and Zeke (respectively) can talk about that cause I don't care about either, other than to say that I saw Duke beat UNC apparently. I don't care either way other than it probably annoyed the Duke haters out there so that made me smile. :-)

Ok, I figure the above is good enough for a spot start. If I'd have known in advance I'd have had pie charts and graphs and sports stats out the yazoo in this post. (And if you believe that you probably believe TJW was what he said he was...)

P.S. I love El Pad.

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tem said...

i was hoping to see stats coming out your yazoo.

i guess i'll have to settle for that topless picture of yourself you sent to everyone but el pad.

Beth said...

Shhhh, don't tell him about that tem! I mean there was a height requirement to receive that pic...

El Padrino said...

here we go

tem said...

i just realized keith is older than me.

Beth said...

And in case anyone didn't figure it out, the "p.s. I love El Pad" was put in my post by El Pad himself. I originally said "I'd love El Pad if he was taller".

(Yeah, 2 short jokes in 2 comments. I used up any creativity I had in the post.)

El Padrino said...

"And in case anyone didn't figure it out, the "p.s. I love El Pad" was put in my post by El Pad himself. I originally said "I'd love El Pad if he was taller"."

Editor's decision.

El Padrino said...

giants had a top ten D without Canty and Bernard

and osi will be back, it's like getting another FA signed

lights out

Beth said...

EP, Giants just picked up a former Falcon LB who I'm predicting you'll be very impressed with - Michael Boley. Keep an eye on him. I was sad to see him leave even though he had a so-so year last year.

El Padrino said...

i like boley, he'll be solid

El Padrino said...

Cutler is such a whiny bitch

El Padrino said...

be a professional

El Padrino said...

massive cold

El Padrino said...

market not good

tem said...

fix the market

El Padrino said...

i can't

obama-nomics is too strong

tem said...

wall street would be doing the same thing regardless of who was in the white house.

El Padrino said...

pumps were gr8

El Padrino said...

"wall street would be doing the same thing regardless of who was in the white house."

silly comment of the day

El Padrino said...

stranded on a boat must suck

El Padrino said...

johan take it easy brother

tem said...

"silly comment of the day"

bs, it would be in correction mode regardless.

El Padrino said...

market has lost 1400 points since inauguration day and the three bills obama has passed all had a negative effect on the businesses wall street concerns itself with

tem said...

same thing would have happened regardless of who passed what bills.

tem said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

he also goes out of his way to slam wall street execs when every other company/CEO enjoy the same if not better perks than those guys

El Padrino said...

same thing would have happened regardless of who passed what bills.

negative, the bills would not have been passed or they would have had been different and closer to what wall street expects/likes

El Padrino said...

NEXT!

El Padrino said...

dre is getting its shit pushed in again

El Padrino said...

buy some puts right now, when it goes to 4 you'll make suite money

tem said...

apolgoy accepted ended this already. you are too short for this kind of stuff.

El Padrino said...

lame

El Padrino said...

stick to demographics and condo buildings

tem said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

how was the date

tem said...

not bad. dinner then back to my place.

El Padrino said...

suite

tem said...

didn't expect to go back to my place though so I did't have the heat turned up. so she was cold the whole time.

poor planning on my part.

El Padrino said...

"poor planning on my part"

agreed, although perfect opportunity to

A) get hard nipples
B) cuddle under a blanket where fondling can begin
C) hot shower

spaceman spiff said...

beff is way late on slumdog

spaceman spiff said...

slumdog millionaire didnt suck, id do the the main chick in the movie
December 22, 2008 11:53 AM

spaceman spiff said...

"anyone see slumdog millionaire?"

corny but good and > benji butt
January 23, 2009 11:12 AM

spaceman spiff said...

slumdog is mos def a must bootleg for EP

who wants to be a milluh-naire!(the guy that plays the show host is awesome)
January 23, 2009 11:15 AM

spaceman spiff said...

"giants had a top ten D without Canty and Bernard

and osi will be back, it's like getting another FA signed

lights out"

yea their d-line was a huge problem in that team, cmon. ELI and NO GO TO WR

spaceman spiff said...

"Cutler is such a whiny bitch"

agreed. blue whats up with that faggot. now theyre saying he wanted to be traded when his qb coach was no longer with the team, but then he gets angry when it actually might happen

Beth said...

"beff is way late on slumdog"

Hey, I never claimed to be the first LOV review of Slumdog. (But I'd say I did give the more detailed one.)

And yeah, I'd do the main chick in the movie too.

El Padrino said...

he's a punk bitch
needs to get slapped in the mouf

boo hoo my team thought about trading me, boo hoo i make a couple million dollars to throw a football, boo hoo, even though i've never won anything yet

El Padrino said...

"ELI and NO GO TO WR"

your a little bit right but the dline would fade at the end of games a little bit, even tuck was gassed especially in the philly loss

spaceman spiff said...

"(But I'd say I did give the more detailed one.)"

i try to cater my reviews to my audience

Meiz said...

"C) hot shower"


This was a joke, right?

Meiz said...

A-Rodg >>> Eli

spaceman spiff said...

"A-Rodg >>> Eli"

meiz can see the day is slowing down already and is tryting to stir it up, nice work

spaceman spiff said...

"A lady with TWO clubbed thumbs was just in here. Shit was nasty!


I'm sorry Spiff, you may have been right on that one."

once the others see the horror in person, they will also be in the know

El Padrino said...

"This was a joke, right?"

no, why
3rd date, jump in the shower

El Padrino said...

"A-Rodg >>> Eli"

i like arodg

Keith S said...

"didn't expect to go back to my place though so I did't have the heat turned up. so she was cold the whole time.

poor planning on my part."



Hopefully showing her the bedskirt room for orphans worked as the backup plan

Keith S said...

mize is hilarity

tem said...

"agreed, although perfect opportunity to..."

yeah i turned it into a positive, but i could have done without the "i'm cold" talk.

Keith S said...

Bubba Gumps was tasty last night, but the service was shitty

tem said...

"Hopefully showing her the bedskirt room for orphans worked as the backup plan"

during the tour of my place i did show her the room and she commented that it was a nice bed skirt (ns)...i almost said "well then let me show you the room where i store toys for orphans"

tem said...

"Bubba Gumps was tasty last night, but the service was shitty"

did you get honeymoon freebies from them?

El Padrino said...

tem it's science

bedskirt = ass

tem said...

by the by i don't think she was being sarcastic re: bed skirt, but it is possible.

tem said...

also when she said it my first thought was "does she read LOV?"

El Padrino said...

she wasnt

girls love that shit, dont listen to these fools, all you were missing was some sort of like willow sticks in a flower pot or someshit

maybe a fancy centerpiece, they like that

El Padrino said...

and bedskirt killed lov

tem said...

bedskirt does that.

also my computer crashed.

tem said...

also this time of day is always bad. it is when tem just gets back from lunch and everyone else seemingly goes to lunch.

El Padrino said...

i'm eating
but i can conversate

tem said...

you are eating at your desk?

i thought high rollers always went out.

El Padrino said...

i always eat at my desk

tem said...

that's why you get the big bucks, because you work harder than everyone else.

tem said...

also those damn "you must be this tall to eat here" signs around NYC keep you out of most places.

El Padrino said...

"Midway's selling off the rights to the Mortal Kombat franchise. Anyone wanna go in that with me?"

spiff

tem said...

do you get movie rights too?

El Padrino said...

i would think so

Keith S said...

"did you get honeymoon freebies from them?"

No. We were lucky to get the attention of the waitress.

El Padrino said...

when is your honeymoon

Beth said...

"We were lucky to get the attention of the waitress."

I bet they'd treat y'all right at Olive Garden.

Keith S said...

"when is your honeymoon"

Really?

tem said...

"when is your honeymoon"

if this is NS then i am going LOL all day.

Beth said...

"when is your honeymoon"

I think this is total NS.

EP, you really need to at least pay basic attention here.

Beth said...

Think about it EP, why did I need to do a fill-in posting today...

El Padrino said...

did you guys see that deputy whippin that 15 year old girl in holding cell

Keith S said...

It's Monday, EP put up a guest post from beth for me. 2 + 2 = ?

El Padrino said...

"Think about it EP, why did I need to do a fill-in posting today..."

it was an NS

just amusing myself, carry on
i'm bored

Keith S said...

This is grounds for a temgagement

Meiz said...

Keith, did you join my group?

El Padrino said...

it was funny, actually i had conflicting edits and one of my comments was NS but i guess didnt go through because i didnt refresh

Meiz said...

Suite. Full membership in my awesome group.

Keith S said...

"Keith, did you join my group?"

Yeah. That was what my "mize is hilarity" comment was about

Keith S said...

It's too fucking cold and windy here

Meiz said...

"Yeah. That was what my "mize is hilarity" comment was about"


I figured

El Padrino said...

what group is this

El Padrino said...

Tone Rangers?

El Padrino said...

spiff you on twitter?

spaceman spiff said...

no twitter for me until i get a blackberry, so not for a while

El Padrino said...

would you happen to know how to link a url to a tweet?

Meiz said...

Its a facebook group, so since you're a caveman and all, you don't get to join.

El Padrino said...

pats coulda had the 12th pick. my only guess is belichick saw someone he likes, can get him late in round 2 in which he has additional picks there anyway and it's all without the need to pay the 12th pick big money

El Padrino said...

"Its a facebook group, so since you're a caveman and all, you don't get to join."

oh fuck that shit, i yell at my wife to get off that fucking thing always

she stares at it like a zombie

i can beat off while standing on my head and eating a popsicle and she wont notice

Meiz said...

"i can beat off while standing on my head and eating a popsicle and she wont notice"


Thanks for the image

Meiz said...

"oh fuck that shit, i yell at my wife to get off that fucking thing always"


She's cheating on you

El Padrino said...

"She's cheating on you"

negative, i clocked every motherfucker on there, most of them are chicks and for every chick i dont know i think it's a guy so i check them out too

tem said...

"why would pats turn down..."

cap space.

they can get like 3 second round picks for the same price of that early 1st rounder.

they are old and need depth.

or so the story goes.

El Padrino said...

fuckin facebook

spaceman spiff said...

you dont have to list youre height on facebook, you should create a profile

spaceman spiff said...

WADR

tem said...

get = sign

second round picks = second round picks or cheap vets.

El Padrino said...

that was funny

if you guys are going to make short jokes make sure they entertain me as well

if they aint funny they annoying

tem said...

hsil is definitely hot.

El Padrino said...

and coming from an asian that shit is even funnier

unless your a freak and happen to be tall-er

Beth said...

"negative, i clocked every motherfucker on there, most of them are chicks and for every chick i dont know i think it's a guy so i check them out too"

She can just as easily cheat with a chick, trust me.

tem said...

so they found the boat and 1 of 4 dudes.

3 = dead then.

El Padrino said...

"She can just as easily cheat with a chick, trust me."

nah, she likes the saw-seege

tem said...

beth is going to get to cmelpad.

tem said...

i think the one boater that survived was white....proving once again that black people can not swim.

Beth said...

"beth is going to get to cmelpad"

I'm going to get all the cm___'s on here, assuming they're cute that is.

Beth said...

All the cm___'s plus Meiz's sister actually.

tem said...

you should add hsilok to that too.

Beth said...

Oh yeah definitely, and I'd even add csilok to the list.

I'd add efmtem to the list but I was already able to move her to the "accomplished" list.

tem said...

good work

El Padrino said...

beth and cmep
with me in the middle?

spaceman spiff said...

"and coming from an asian that shit is even funnier

unless your a freak and happen to be tall-er"

still not reading comments eh, im 6'2(.5) no shoes

tem said...

asians don't wear shoes, you needn't list that part.

spaceman spiff said...

good point but was using EP measuring system

El Padrino said...

6'2 asian

FREAK

El Padrino said...

you must be a hybrid

is your mom german or something?
those are big motherfuckers

tem said...

"you must be a hybrid"

isn't this a well known fact already?

El Padrino said...

i dont remember

El Padrino said...

how do you remember all this shit, i have to remember real things about real people in my life

spaceman spiff said...

""you must be a hybrid"

isn't this a well known fact already?"

to people who read comments, yes, very well known fact

tem said...

where's keith at today?

El Padrino said...

man keeps things going while house burns down

El Padrino said...

jog my memory, what kind of hybrid?

spaceman spiff said...

1/2 wetback 1/2 gook

Beth said...

"beth and cmep
with me in the middle?"

Sure, you can be in the middle of the next room.

Meiz said...

"All the cm___'s plus Meiz's sister actually."


She gets uncomfortable when I remind her that Beth thinks she's cute.

Beth said...

Ahhhh, she's in denial.

Meiz said...

"Ahhhh, she's in denial."


Maybe

El Padrino said...

"1/2 wetback 1/2 gook"

oh i remember now

and your 6'2

fuck

El Padrino said...

goddamn mini miracle you aint 4'11

spaceman spiff said...

yea because my parents are really short

ETEO

El Padrino said...

forgot what that meant but good talk

El Padrino said...

so you dont know how to link a site to twitter?

spaceman spiff said...

i hope the cards call warners bluff and warner has to sign wif a shitty team like the niners

El Padrino said...

dre

hammered

El Padrino said...

*stock, dre

El Padrino said...

market down 275, history

tem said...

christie kelly will save the day.

tem said...

dr dre might be hammered too.

El Padrino said...

chick CFO's

not cool

El Padrino said...

Maria Bello, Abigail Breslin and Samuel L. Jackson will star in the indie drama "Rape: A Love Story."



great title

El Padrino said...

"Based on the Joyce Carol Oates novella published in 2003, story centers on a mother (Bello) recovering from a brutal gang rape who is stalked by the perpetrators but is protected by a sympathetic cop (Jackson). Breslin will play the woman’s12-year-old daughter, who witnesses the attack."


maria bello loves getting raped

spaceman spiff said...

she went from single rape to gang rape, nowhere to go, her career is done

tem said...

she still has porn

Meiz said...

"she went from single rape to gang rape, nowhere to go, her career is done"


6 inch wide dildos in her ass

tem said...

el pad type shit is on the horizon for her.

tem said...

its freezing here again.

kodiac said...

it's warmer in Bemidji then it is there (if you are in Columbus Ohio)

Meiz said...

I like to laugh at women who can't walk in heels.

tem said...

i am in columbus. it is ball freezing cold.

isiah thomas said...

other than to say that I saw Duke beat UNC apparently. I don't care either way other than it probably annoyed the Duke haters out there so that made me smile. :-)

Shamoff?

you know this was women's hoops right?

isiah thomas said...

toasty 88 here today.

isiah thomas said...

so did tem make sexy time with his date?

isiah thomas said...

i think the one boater that survived was white....proving once again that black people can not swim.

I thought someone would drop this comment.

I like where tem's head is at today.

isiah thomas said...

during the tour of my place i did show her the room and she commented that it was a nice bed skirt (ns)...

when you were in your bedroom did you point to the top of the dresser where the ring box was open and say "and there is your temgagement ring"?

please advice

tem said...

no i was smart enough to hide the rings.

isiah thomas said...

so did you bust out "just the tip" or what?

we're all pulling for you buddy.

tem said...

not too much on the sexy time

El Padrino said...

dammit tem, will there a 4th time?

isiah thomas said...

sorry to hear that, is it still good for a 4th date?

bust out your junk next time you two are alone and drop a "it ain't out for air baby" on her.

tem said...

yeah there will be a 4th time.

isiah thomas said...

how much did you drop on dinner (assuming you paid)?

if it was over $100 ain't you didn't get a brajole shining then I'm calling shenanigans on her.

tem said...

3rd date was a solid triple

Meiz said...

"dammit tem, will there a 4th time?"


Give the man a break

El Padrino said...

4th time, you want to at least wake up and have some smelly fingers

isiah thomas said...

ain't you

*bowing*

I caught and corrected a pretty good HDH in my previous comment too.

tem said...

"how much did you drop on dinner (assuming you paid)?"

$42 plus tip. yes i paid.

date 2 was about the same.

date 1 was an awesome $17.

El Padrino said...

oh your in

congrats

isiah thomas said...

3rd date was a solid triple

tem hit her with a shocker, atta boy son!

El Padrino said...

nail that poontang and send a cell phone pic to emfemtem

isiah thomas said...

42$ and some stink on your hand is a good progression.

you'll be donkey punching that bitch in the back of the head during make sexy time in 2 dates.

Meiz said...

"3rd date was a solid triple"


I'd say that's a pretty good piece of hitting, and baserunning.

isiah thomas said...

nail that poontang and send a cell phone pic to emfemtem

mail your new girls panties to efmtem with a note "how's my as* taste?"

isiah thomas said...

tem might be able to pull some jealous sex out of efmtem also.

2 for the price of one kid!

isiah thomas said...

tem - hit her with the Mario test sooner rather than later.

you only get 3 good ones your entire life.

ns

tem said...

"nail that poontang and send a cell phone pic to emfemtem"


she probably already knows all about. one of my friends tells her everything i tell him...of course he doesn't know that i know he is a rat. so i just make shit up.

tem said...

"Mario test "

::flare stank::

El Padrino said...

making shit up is the way to

isiah thomas said...

she probably already knows all about. one of my friends tells her everything i tell him...of course he doesn't know that i know he is a rat. so i just make shit up.

is this guy a fucking queer? you have rights to punch dood in the lip and tell him to STFU.

El Padrino said...

you never saw bronx tale?

isiah thomas said...

hopefully the smell was on and popping, nothing worse than that boodussy smell on a first date.

clean shaven?
drapes matching the curtains?

do work son.

isiah thomas said...

you never saw bronx tale?

think about who you're axing here.

El Padrino said...

i wish Glade would make a Bdussy scented candle

tem said...

"you have rights to punch dood in the lip and tell him to STFU."

probably after i am done having fun making shit up.

isiah thomas said...

at least she's seen and smelt* the rich mahogany.

it's only a matter of time now.

tem said...

no i never saw bronx tale.

El Padrino said...

"think about who you're axing here."

yeah but cmon, were talking bronx tale here not an obscure indie

tem said...

just explain it before i google it.

El Padrino said...

Mario Test:

"You take a girl for a ride in your car jump on the highway and pull right up to one of them big fuckin 18 wheelers, ya pull right along side of it and get the attention of the driver honk your horn do what ya gotta do jus make sure hes looking at u…that’s important, now at the same time u put ur hand right behind this fuckin broads head and start pushin her head down firm in between ur lap…. Now if this girl goes down on the ol’ brasciole knowin that the guy in the truck is watchin than shes a pig and she cant be trusted "

isiah thomas said...

tem tell her Mickey Mantle doesn't care about her, that he's not paying her rent.

2 words for you after you say that

panties.droppin.

El Padrino said...

The Sonny test, unfortunately, is out-dated.

Meiz said...

Never seen Bronx Tale, but am aware of the Mario Test

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