Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Live like you carnsarning mean it.

Live like you mean it. That's Wiconsin's new carnsarned state slogan. I have no idear what the heel* that means. What am I supposed to do with that? Maybe Mize/Deluxe/Andy/Deke can clue us in.

Dodger news: Manny out for a week with a strained hamstring. Awesome. What was he doing the entire time he was waiting for a contract? Playing Xbox on the couch? Unbelievable.

In other Dodger news, Torre has officially taken Jason Schmidt out of the starting rotation. Apparently, he didn't have any pain in his shoulder, the problem was that his body couldn't recover on five days rest. Again, what the hell has this dude been doing for the last two years? Ride a godman stationary bike until your legs fall off. Mix in a salad and get in shape, fatty. Dammit. Your whole job is to stay in shape and cash checks. Here's an interesting tidbit, according to wikipedia: Schmidt in his Dodger career has only one win in six starts. That means they only paid him $47 million per win. Awesome.

That's it. Short post for today. I'm tired. Wisconsin is dumb. Comment as you see fit.

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Beth said...

Usually I'm not a fan of reading LOVad comments from the night before where they summarize a game that was going on, but I have to say I enjoyed reading last night's comments before and during the US comeback win over Puerto Rico.

But zeke, I didn't see the game, why'd you say McCann was a bitch?

Beth said...

OK EP, you can comment now... :-)

El Padrino said...

Wright saved America

El Padrino said...

he's the greatest

El Padrino said...

and T no worries, Pedro will be a Dodger

El Padrino said...

great conversation beth

El Padrino said...

no really, this was a good talk we should do this again

El Padrino said...

so this is what it feels like to be stuck in an elevator alone

Beth said...

"great conversation beth"

Hey, you should be thankful I'm just in the same room with you...

Beth said...

Shouldn't you be fixing the market or something similar anyway EP?

Blue said...

david wright is a commie

Blue said...

i got blinds installed in my office because the fucking sun made it a sauna in the afternoons, and i had to deal with glare on my screen.


so this morning an old lady comes into my office and points at the blinds and says "hey, that's a novel idea" to which i responded with a "STFU"....ok, i didn't really say that, but i said it in my mind

Blue said...

" I didn't see the game, why'd you say McCann was a bitch?"

because of his sagging vagina

El Padrino said...

"Shouldn't you be fixing the market or something similar anyway EP?"

it's alwways what have you done for me lately with you woman

Beth said...

Old ladies are the worse.

Especially on the highway.

I think if I make it to old age I'm just going to off myself. I can't stand to think of myself like that.

Beth said...

it's always what have you done for me lately with all women

*fixed

Beth said...

"because of his sagging vagina"

Lots of women have sagging vaginas, that doesn't necessarily make them a bitch.

Beth said...

For the record though, mine doesn't sag. :-)

Beth said...

Ok, I messed up the timing on the first comment but I think this one should get me the natural Z.

tem said...

"and i had to deal with glare on my screen."

woe

tem said...

wow beth hitting a natty with a comment about her vag in there.

tem said...

i just got an email from a bar to attend their st. patrick's day party.

good marketing campaign they have.

El Padrino said...

"For the record though, mine doesn't sag. :-)"

youtube please

Blue said...

i can't make my bracket selections, WFT

El Padrino said...

This is called CLASS by the way.

"CALGARY, Alberta (AP) - Former President George W. Bush says he won't criticize President Barack Obama because Obama "deserves my silence," and says he plans to write a book about the 12 toughest decisions he made in office. Bush's speech Tuesday at a luncheon in Calgary, Alberta was his first since leaving office.

He declined to comment about the Obama administration like former Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney said Sunday that Obama's decisions are threatening the nation's safety.

Bush says he doesn't know what he'll do in the long term but says he'll write a book that will let people determine what they would have done if their most important job was to protect the country."

Blue said...

hahah...yahoo's "random" generated bracket picks for me has WVU winning it all


tem must generate the random picks

Beth said...

"youtube please"

Geez, buy the video like everyone else, you cheapskate.

El Padrino said...

if there is anything I know about Ron Burgundy is that he will read anything, and I mean anything from that teleprompter

El Padrino said...

"Geez, buy the video like everyone else, you cheapskate."

nice

Beth said...

"i just got an email from a bar to attend their st. patrick's day party"

They probably know you know Mize who has a time machine. Post-party marketing is actually quite cutting edge.

El Padrino said...

gollum is eating salmon caviar

tem said...

"he plans to write a book about the 12 toughest decisions he made in office. "

bagels or donuts
wendys or mcdonalds
rocket ship underpants or underdog underpants

tem said...

" Post-party marketing is actually quite cutting edge.
"

i see.

Blue said...

why twelve? because of the 12 days of christmas?

tem said...

"salmon caviar"

what kind of fish is caviar usually from?

Steve said...

"bagels or donuts
wendys or mcdonalds
rocket ship underpants or underdog underpants"


hiliarty

Blue said...

ok, this 'fuck you' goes out to yahoo!.

is anyone else having trouble editing their picks?

El Padrino said...

"what kind of fish is caviar usually from?"

Sturgeon

Blue said...

there's not a lot of sturgeon just lying around

El Padrino said...

sushi eaters please respond

isnt most sushi NOT raw

i know sashimi is raw but like a cali roll or the eel and shit, spicy tuna or whatever

that stuff is raw?

Blue said...

"Caviar is the processed, salted roe of certain species of fish, most notably the sturgeon (black caviar) and the salmon (red caviar)."


so salmon is not uncommon

tem said...

"is anyone else having trouble editing their picks?"

haven't tried.

my wvu as the winner bracket has not changed since i picked it whenever i picked it.

Beth said...

"is anyone else having trouble editing their picks?"

I did mine yesterday with no problems.

El Padrino said...

"there's not a lot of sturgeon just lying around"

i assume that's what makes it expensive

El Padrino said...

"so salmon is not uncommon"

right

Blue said...

most of it is raw...california roll has crab in it.

the only one i've ever had that was "cooked" involves shrimp

but the spicy tuna is raw

Blue said...

there's typically not a whole lot of "fish" in a sushi roll anyway

El Padrino said...

you cant eat crab raw, to my knowledge so that would be cooked

shrimp/crab cooked

everything else raw

got it

Blue said...

you can eat tuna raw as well...it comes out of the can raw

Blue said...

and it smells awful

El Padrino said...

well canned tuna is packed raw but by the time you open it i'm sure it's cooked to some degree

and by cooked i mean fermented

El Padrino said...

i dont eat cat food anyway so

Blue said...

sorry charlie

tem said...

"and by cooked i mean fermented"

i see.

Blue said...

tem doesn't eat sushi

El Padrino said...

neither does el pad

Blue said...

blue didn't eat sushi until cmblue came around...i like it alright now.

Steve said...

Sushi > CBH

tem said...

"tem doesn't eat sushi"

no, but if some hot chick wants me to take her to a sushi place i will go and eat it.

Blue said...

no, but if some chick wants me to take her to a sushi place i will go and eat it.


*fized

Blue said...

i made the deal of "we'll go have sushi tonight, if we can go to BW2's tomorrow night"

and then we never went to BW2's

Blue said...

and now i'm married

Blue said...

true story

they might make a movie about our love story

Steve said...

no, but if some hot chick wants me to take her to a sushi place i will go and eat it, if you know what I mean.


*fixed

Blue said...

AIG execs who took bonuses should either resign or commit suicide

El Padrino said...

"true story

they might make a movie about our love story"

tragic

tem said...

"AIG execs who took bonuses should either resign or commit suicide"

ok some politician guy

Blue said...

it'll be similar to 'city of angels' except instead of meg ryan dying at the end, it's my manhood that gets crushed by a semi-truck

Meiz said...

Plenty sturgeon in WI

Blue said...

it was a metaphor

Blue said...

maybe that should be wisconsin's new slogan then...

plenty of sturgeon here

Meiz said...

Its better than the new one

Blue said...

eggsactly

JFreak said...

Wisconsin: "We have cows."

Blue said...

Indiana: "we have the gay capital of the midwest"

El Padrino said...

oh boy

JFreak said...

Tyler will determine who gets the last LoV FNBA playoff spot.

Blue said...

is it going to be my team?

El Padrino said...

yahoo is broke

Blue said...

yahoo has nerve turned a profit

Blue said...

maybe that's why Yahoo! doesn't let me update my bracket picks

JFreak said...

"is it going to be my team?"

It's between me, Meiz and Deluxe.

Meiz said...

I'm in the "lead"

El Padrino said...

if i tell you need 54MM to cover a margin call why would you ask me if 10MM will be enough?

El Padrino said...

that was my meiz impression but applying my line of work

Meiz said...

See? People are morons.

JFreak said...

"I'm in the "lead""

The virtural lead, not the real lead.

Meiz said...

and ilok are mormons

Meiz said...

"The virtural lead, not the real lead."


Did you make note of the quotations?

JFreak said...

I made note of your face.

El Padrino said...

and?

JFreak said...

It's ugly.

spaceman spiff said...

"sushi eaters please respond

isnt most sushi NOT raw

i know sashimi is raw but like a cali roll or the eel and shit, spicy tuna or whatever"

hilarity. sashimi and the like is real sushi, cali rolls etc are american twists/ideas

spaceman spiff said...

and you can get raw shrimp at a sushi place

spaceman spiff said...

and raw scallops

spaceman spiff said...

"gollum is eating salmon caviar"

disgusting, the eggs are huge

Blue said...

raw shrimp is gross

Meiz said...

Is black caviar any good?

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt no, dont eat fish roe or any animal roe for that matter

Keith S said...

"i just got an email from a bar to attend their st. patrick's day party."

Lots of as. at Flannigan's St. Patty's Day

Keith S said...

"Tyler will determine who gets the last LoV FNBA playoff spot."

Tyler is playing me. How will that determine the last spot?

Keith S said...

"and ilok are mormons"

Erroneous

Blue said...

different FNBA lov league

JFreak said...

"Tyler is playing me. How will that determine the last spot?"

I thought Donaghy's Barber was Tyler.

Apparently it's EP.

El Padrino said...

And i'm tapping that ass

Blue said...

gorss

Meiz said...

"Erroneous"


My bad, Muslim.

Keith S said...

suite

Keith S said...

"My bad, Muslim."

yes, keep your facts straight

Blue said...

meiz and straight = oxymoron

not two words that are typically associated

spaceman spiff said...

thanks for explaining that

Blue said...

you're welcome

spaceman spiff said...

picture looks odd, ricci is tiny

isiah thomas said...

But zeke, I didn't see the game, why'd you say McCann was a bitch?

I think he struck out or something with guys on base in the 8th.

El Padrino said...

Obama's bracket.

Blue said...

and why is she on a leash?

El Padrino said...

that does look odd, unless that guy is a giant

isiah thomas said...

what kind of fish is caviar usually from?


whale or sturgeon

Keith S said...

Whale eggs must be huge

isiah thomas said...

you can eat tuna raw as well...it comes out of the can raw

are you guys retarded?

canned tuna is already cooked.

isiah thomas said...

picture looks odd, ricci is tiny

nerve* been a fan of ricci

isiah thomas said...

and why is she on a leash?

twas hilarity

isiah thomas said...

I ♥ C

Keith S said...

"are you guys retarded?"

Dangerous question here

El Padrino said...

"are you guys retarded?

canned tuna is already cooked."

says wiki, blessed be

Yahoo answers said it was raw

damn yahoo

Keith S said...

Say it ain't toe: Lawson to miss tourney opener?



Stop it, espn

spaceman spiff said...

pujols looks small on the SI cover

Blue said...

eat the tuna

Keith S said...

"pujols looks small on the SI cover"

He shrank a 1/2" in the offseason

spaceman spiff said...

weezy, was your boy juicin

isiah thomas said...

Bottom 8th: USA
- D. Wright singled to left
- A. Dunn grounded into fielder's choice, D. Wright out at second
- C. Granderson ran for A. Dunn
- M. DeRosa grounded out to third, C. Granderson to second
- J.C. Romero relieved S. Rivera
- B. McCann struck out swinging

Keith S said...

"B. McCann struck out swinging"

It was on a pitch that almost hit him too, I think

Blue said...

so is US&A in the finals yet?

spaceman spiff said...

""you can eat tuna raw as well...it comes out of the can raw"

are you guys retarded?"

EPs canned tuna fermentation explanation was funny

isiah thomas said...

so is US&A in the finals yet?


they advanced to the semi-finals

Blue said...

if you didn't know this yet, we're all a bunch of idiots with nothing better to do

Keith S said...

they'll lose to venezuela

Steve said...

"Lawson to miss tourney opener?"

if he wasn't 100%, i'd sit him down the first game too.

Keith S said...

Obamer has Grambling winning his bracket

Steve said...

Obama bracket. We should add his bracket to LOV.

El Padrino said...

"B. McCann struck out swinging"

and before that in the previous at-bat was OWNED by Carlos Beltran

El Padrino said...

"EPs canned tuna fermentation explanation was funny"

cooks in it's own brine and shit
was what yahoo answers said

El Padrino said...

"Obamer has Grambling winning his bracket"

I was gonna say Hillman

isiah thomas said...

Obama bracket. We should add his bracket to LOV.

only if it goes under the name "Osama"

isiah thomas said...

Hillman

hilarity

Keith S said...

"and before that in the previous at-bat was OWNED by Carlos Beltran"

Well of course. It wasn't the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs.

Jugdish said...

and didn't Beltran strike out looking?

spaceman spiff said...

"cooks in it's own brine and shit
was what yahoo answers said"

isnt yahoo answers just random people answering questions however they want

Steve said...

"only if it goes under the name "Osama""


then it wouldn't be an Obama bracket, it would be an International terrorist.

Do you support the ncaa turny pics of terrorist Zeke?

That's very unamerican.

El Padrino said...

"and didn't Beltran strike out looking?"

you guys didnt see him take that homer away from mccann?

Meiz said...

hey ooo

El Padrino said...

"isnt yahoo answers just random people answering questions however they want"

no clue

Keith S said...

"and didn't Beltran strike out looking?"

We're not here to talk about the past, jug

spaceman spiff said...

"Well of course. It wasn't the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs."

no doubt, in that situation, the ball bounces out of the glove and over the wall

Steve said...

"isnt yahoo answers just random people answering questions however they want"

yea, but...so is wiki.

isiah thomas said...

Well of course. It wasn't the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs.


it hurts because its true

Keith S said...

"you guys didnt see him take that homer away from mccann?"

It would have hit the top of the wall

Keith S said...

"yea, but...so is wiki."

Wiki removes info that isn't "credible"

spaceman spiff said...

"no clue"

well it is

Keith S said...

Screw wiki. They removed my name from the notable people who live in Gilbert, AZ section.

El Padrino said...

oh, well then

spaceman spiff said...

"
yea, but...so is wiki."

if you went on yahoo answers and answered a question about the law of averages, your answer would stay up, if you added to the law of averages wiki page, whatever you typed in would be deleted promptly by moderators

Blue said...

yeah, yahoo answers is about as reliable as mize

El Padrino said...

and i'm at piece with the beltran at-bat, one at-bat doesnt signify if your clutch or not

his game winning home run in Game 6 was the reason there was a Game 7 and I was there, Mezzanine Box, seat 6, row and it was glorious

the building shook from side to side

El Padrino said...

*row d

still have the ticket stub, a top 3 she moment for me

*tearing

El Padrino said...

*shea

El Padrino said...

so lick my balls

Jugdish said...

and i'm at piece with the beltran at-bat, one at-bat doesnt signify if your clutch or not


most people will remember him for striking out looking. his game winner in game 6 set the stage for him to look like a douche in game 7

Steve said...

What i said about LOA is already on Wiki:

" Similarly, there is no statistical basis for the belief that a losing sports team is due to win a game or that lottery numbers which haven't appeared recently are due to appear soon. This sort of belief is called the gambler's fallacy."

Blue said...

i remember his for choking

it's the anti-jordan.

if jordan misses that shot against Utah, or against Cleveland...those would be what you remember.

El Padrino said...

who the geeks are picking

Louis, Pitt, Mempho, UNC

UNC over Mempho

Blue said...

i can make picks now....yahoo!!!!

El Padrino said...

so lick my balls

isiah thomas said...

why is the Osama bracket the lead on espn.com?

take it down.

isiah thomas said...

NEW YORK -- Knicks rookie Danilo Gallinari has left the team to meet with specialists in Italy and is considering surgery on his ailing back.

El Padrino said...

yea i know, fucking 20 year old with back problems

wft

isiah thomas said...

"hey da-neeelo, it's-a time-a to make-a da back surgery"

spaceman spiff said...

public's money has ucla losing, its moved 4 points, crazy. ucla will rout now

isiah thomas said...

peeped game on cnn this am, barney frank grandstanding makes me want to vomit.

fucking lisping faggot.

El Padrino said...

i like how yahoo shows us the venues for regionals

El Padrino said...

barney frank's heart needs to stop already

tem said...

"Lots of as. at Flannigan's St. Patty's Day"

yep. they now have like 10 vball courts and a covered tent.

they had 2 parties too, one saturday, one tuesday.

i hate flannagans on non vball days though.

also the email was from McFaddens.

tem said...

"isnt yahoo answers just random people answering questions however they want"

yes.

tem said...

"They removed my name from the notable people who live in Gilbert, AZ section."

i'm going to email in and ask about Keith in Gilbert.

tem said...

"Similarly, there is no statistical basis for the belief that a losing sports team is due to win a game "


this is kind of not true. there is a basis, but it is shaky and not well received. it is called streaky behavior or something and has to do with things that go on streaks (like getting heads 5 times in a row or more when flipping a coin).

Steve said...

Law of large numbers. Things always head back to the mean.

El Padrino said...

"(like getting heads 5 times in a row or more when flipping a coin)."

black on the roulette tables, if it comes in like 7 or more times i always, ALWAYS put a Hundo on red and have had success

Steve said...

I'm as pissed at AIG as the next guy. But congress needs to remember that those bonuses where in place before the bailout and they are the ones that handed over a blank check without these types of conditions.

Shabby work on their part.

tem said...

"they are the ones that handed over a blank check without these types of conditions."

troof.

congress fucked up handing over a blank check.

congress always fucks up.

tem said...

congress is like a whole class of 1st graders trying to pick a name for their pet hamster.

all the suggestions for names are retarded and at the end of the day they end up voting for calling the hamster "pizza."

El Padrino said...

"I'm as pissed at AIG as the next guy. But congress needs to remember that those bonuses where in place before the bailout and they are the ones that handed over a blank check without these types of conditions.

Shabby work on their part."

wow, sense
nice steve if you really are steve

Keith S said...

"black on the roulette tables, if it comes in like 7 or more times i always, ALWAYS put a Hundo on red and have had success"

Hilarity @ "7 or more times". So if it's on 7, you put a hundo down and it goes to 8, and you put a hundo down, and it goes to 9...

Meiz said...

"black on the roulette tables, if it comes in like 7 or more times i always, ALWAYS put a Hundo on red and have had success"


I did not have that luck in Vegas. Fucking wheel just kept hammering red. We started playing the race card on the dealer guy.

Meiz said...

good times

Steve said...

Don't get ahead of yourself EP:

"The most recent bailout initiated by the Bush administration -- that of AIG -- is just another example that George Bush is a failed manager," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-California. "Because of the inattention, or a decision on their part to have crony capitalism in our country, Americans across the country are feeling the pain of this."

Keith S said...

Please don't ever quote Nance Pelosi again.

Thanks & regards

El Padrino said...

"Hilarity @ "7 or more times". So if it's on 7, you put a hundo down and it goes to 8, and you put a hundo down, and it goes to 9..."

that only happened once,and the black went to 14, i stopped after 10

El Padrino said...

"The most recent bailout initiated by the Bush administration -- that of AIG -- is just another example that George Bush is a failed manager," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-California. "Because of the inattention, or a decision on their part to have crony capitalism in our country, Americans across the country are feeling the pain of this."

Steve's back!

isiah thomas said...

all the suggestions for names are retarded and at the end of the day they end up voting for calling the hamster "pizza."

hilarity

isiah thomas said...

Steve's back!

ugh, steve come on man

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