Thursday, March 12, 2009

I've run out of titles

WBC has surpassed my expectations. There's still been boring games, and I'm certain some of the players will be negatively affected for the MLB season, but it's better than it was. Even the blowouts are entertaining because the mercy rule comes into play.

No matter your thoughts about soccer, their fans have got chanting down. I'm watching this Man U/Inter game...it's crazy. No stupid crap like "let's go ______, let's go." They're singing entire songs. I want to be a part of a fan base like that.

Small conference tourney games are the best. Only one team goes dancing, everything on the line. College bball doesn't get much better. Selection Sunday is sometime soon. Yay for brackets.


PTD

Rally cars are fun


32 songs in 8 minutes

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El Padrino said...

soccer chanting is nuts, you ever go to a bar or club where they watch it?

PANDEMONIUM

El Padrino said...

joke pheonix at it again

Jugdish said...

Ig Joke is serious about this rap thing then he is on a lot of drugs and will be dead soon. However, there are rumors it is all an act.

El Padrino said...

every story i've heard comes with "it was staged" so maybe it is an act

he's got ben affleck's lil bro filming all this stuff so who knows

Meiz said...

Working early(normal hours for everybody else) sucks.

Meiz said...

$$FNBA team is shitting the bed this week. I'm gonna be pissed if I lose my bye.

Meiz said...

4 motherfucking points from Ben Gordon last night on 1 of 10 shooting. WHAT THE FUCK, BEN?

Meiz said...

Andre Miller gets a pass for at least getting 7 asissasis, and playing hurt. Dre's a fucking man, with a capital M.

Meiz said...

Bossman is later than a pregnant bitch's period.

Jugdish said...

Anyone celebrating steak and bj day this weekend?

Blue said...

it's official

Meiz said...

Steak & BJ day?

Jugdish said...

Steak & BJ day?

Steak and bj day is the male version of valentine's day, one month after the regular valentines day...March 14th

Jugdish said...

Or with today's economy we may have to resort to this.

thanks obama

Meiz said...

You suckers see the new iPod Shuffle? Way too small.

Jugdish said...

I would lose it.

Blue said...

LoV bracket busters

ID: 60610
pass: ibtc

Blue said...

fucking bernie

Meiz said...

What's official?

Blue said...

bernie should get the death penalty

Blue said...

"What's official?"

i don't know, i've just always wanted to say that

Meiz said...

Even when you over-enunciate seventeen, people will still think you said seventy

El Padrino said...

LOL kid must feel shitty

bad use of LOL might I add

Jugdish said...

Same with 50 and 15 sometimes

Meiz said...

People are suck cheapskates. And ignorant

Blue said...

i don't know

Meiz said...

such

El Padrino said...

look who's talking

Blue said...

one of travolta's best movies

Meiz said...

"look who's talking"


I'm not a cheapskate on things that are necessary. Like Official documents/tax shit that is late

Jugdish said...

and bait

Meiz said...

The potential late fees and shit outweighs the $27 it costs to get the stuff there on time. Sorry, but that shit's not getting to California by Saturday if you just plop it in the mail.

Meiz said...

"and bait"


Yes. Don't cheap out on bait.

Jugdish said...

maybe it has to be post marked by Saturday.

Blue said...

california is far from Wisconsin

Meiz said...

"maybe it has to be post marked by Saturday."


Nope. Dumb bitch didn't actually read the instructions. She said she ASSuMEd it just needed to be post marked. She was wrong.

Blue said...

iswmdt

El Padrino said...

assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

Blue said...

i'd like to go to the moon

jug, do they need accountants at the moon base?

El Padrino said...

marvel release dates

spidey 3 sucked dick, why a spidey 4?

Blue said...

it's not about winning awards, it's about making money

Blue said...

plus this way they can get kids to buy more merchandize

Blue said...

that s. alabamer guy who went on a shooting spree was "depressed"..

ya think?

El Padrino said...

awful story, killing an 18 month old (my daughter is 19 months) is just, i cant even put in to words how digusting that is, that poor guy lost his entire family

El Padrino said...

and i hate that these "shooting spree" killers always get to decide their own fate and kill themselves

El Padrino said...

fuck bernie

tem said...

"I would lose it."

the water too deep? or colored?

Blue said...

EP echoes my earlier sentiments

Blue said...

tjokes should make a "fuck bernie" shirt

Meiz said...

Man. The balls on some people.

Guy comes in last Saturday, sans $1 off coupon. New lady gives him the discount on both of his shipments(wrong). Guy comes in today with the coupon & wants me to give him $1 off both shipments again(NO). On top of that, he wants me to give him his coupon back so he can use it AGAIN tomorrow.

Who the fuck does this shit?!?

Blue said...

it's a recession Miez

El Padrino said...

"tjokes should make a "fuck bernie shirt"

still no distributer but my relationship with spreadshirt remains so I can make new shirts

just no one will see them unless i link the spreadshirt storefront

wolf's been out of work for 6 months now, still hasnt found a guy, he's a slacker

El Padrino said...

company policy, no swear wrods on tjokes shirts

insinuating sex acts are allowed however

Meiz said...

Wolf should dress up as the Macho Man, and do crazy shit for money a la The Naked Cowboy

Meiz said...

"company policy, no swear wrods on tjokes shirts"


Are you gay?

Blue said...

why no swear words?

Jugdish said...

Its probably a spreadshirt policy

El Padrino said...

is this a cool toilet

Blue said...

"Are you gay?"

also a cool idea for a tjokes shirt

El Padrino said...

"Are you gay?"
"Its probably a spreadshirt policy"
"why no swear words?"

Just trying to be funny without it. Fuck gets a laugh everytime so i view it as a cop out.

creative decision, could change if i ever had a real site that did more than $1000 a year business

Blue said...

EP suffers for his art, he's a true artist.

El Padrino said...

are you gay?

Blue said...

blue approves of that shirt

El Padrino said...

oh look another obama appointee might be a criminal too


just comical

Meiz said...

Don't act like you wouldn't buy this for your kids, you saps.

Jugdish said...

meiz, its official. I work with people dumber than dum dum.

I had two people disable their network accounts all by themselves. For some reason they thought they didn't need them anymore.

tem said...

if i had a kid it would drown using one of those things.

Meiz said...

"I had two people disable their network accounts all by themselves. For some reason they thought they didn't need them anymore."


Dummy would stand no chance with something like a network account. She'd never be able to sign in, or sign out on her own, let alone disable it.

tem said...

meiz's people can't even get on a network.

nor do they know what one is.

Blue said...

the food network

tem said...

i am hungry.

Jugdish said...

me too...

tem said...

let's go to lunch.

Meiz said...

Tem, Jug. Jug, Tem.

Jugdish said...

mize wants us to share a bowl of spaghetti like in lady and the tramp...like he and deluxe do.

Meiz said...

Actually, I just eat the mozz sticks out of his asshole. Extra flavor, ya know?

Jugdish said...

mize is the lady...deluxe is the tramp

spaceman spiff said...

ohai there as. cheeks

spaceman spiff said...

phenomenal booty

spaceman spiff said...

rotund

spaceman spiff said...

look at them mountains

El Padrino said...

cheeks

El Padrino said...

my sportsbar will be named cheeks

ns

Meiz said...

Will there be a gimmick, or just a local gay bar?

Jugdish said...

mize with some pre-lunch hilarity

El Padrino said...

"Will there be a gimmick, or just a local gay bar?"

Why, you looking for a job?

Beth said...

"Will there be a gimmick, or just a local gay bar?"

"Why, you looking for a job?"

Decent comeback there EP but not you gotta admit that was a very funny line by Meiz.

Meiz said...

Depends on what you're paying

El Padrino said...

"Decent comeback there EP but not you gotta admit that was a very funny line by Meiz."

it was quality

Meiz said...

*Tem & Jug lunchdate wall

isiah thomas said...

ohai there as. cheeks

the back meat on this gives you cause for concern, could be a faraway chick.

caution.

isiah thomas said...

rotund


goooooolord have mercy!

Keith S said...

"rotund"

Oh my

isiah thomas said...

taht totallyupyours.com site is hdh.

go to the argentinian asses link, you won't be disappointed.

isiah thomas said...

a great ass greater > a great set of tits.

mainly because I'm not a huge fan of fake ti-tays and you rarely see great natural bitties anymore.

isiah thomas said...

Sock Dongers with the #2 pick!

suite

isiah thomas said...

over/under on number of rounds before deke is too frazzled to continue:

4

isiah thomas said...

nice work deke

sfw

Meiz said...

I'll take the over

Keith S said...

"nice work deke"

That car is
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mize's car

isiah thomas said...

10

NSFW

repeat

NSFW

Keith S said...

But mize would probably have a little yip dog like that

Keith S said...

"10"

Fuck you, zeke

Keith S said...

wadr

isiah thomas said...

fmz wants some foofy dog like that, I told her that I'd either step on it and kill it or sit on it and kill it (accidentally).

seriously dough, stumbling around drnuk* at night in the dark = bye bye poochie.

spaceman spiff said...

cerrato on rome right now, when axed why he signed haynesworth, he responded 'per zeke, we.must.pro-tek.dis.HOUSE!'

Keith S said...

Nice rack

nsfw

Keith S said...

Papeldong called Manny a cancer. He probably meant skin cancer

isiah thomas said...

watching cnn this AM about this Madoff stuff, one guy who got ripped off was axing* as a spokesperson and said that peoples have been paying taxes on gains for years and the IRS isn't sure they'll give them back their money.

that's fucked up.

Keith S said...

"Who the fuck does this shit?!?"

Rhymes with "news"

isiah thomas said...

he also said the problem with tax laws is you can only go back 3 years to amend your returns

isiah thomas said...

I bet this Madoff thing really blows up - in regards to the rest of the people in on it, Madoff, his fam, the SEC, the IRS, etc.

no way he was the only one in it

tem said...

maybe he meant pancreatic.

spaceman spiff said...

vinny didnt say shit

tem said...

"he also said the problem with tax laws is you can only go back 3 years to amend your returns"

troof. unless you were cheating. then the IRS can make you amend back forvever so they get their $$$.

El Padrino said...

"no way he was the only one in it"

i said this when it went down

wsj reporting a couple of names already

tem said...

"the IRS isn't sure they'll give them back their money."


IRS won't, but they can take the loss now...you know limited to $3,000. but that'll carry forward for ever so they can take $3,000 per year for like the rest of their lives, and their kids lives, and their kids....

isiah thomas said...

I watched "Australia" with fmz last night, Nicole Kidman's face is weird.

El Padrino said...

market back over 7000

tem said...

"Nicole Kidman's face is weird."

truer words....

tem said...

"market back over 7000"


THANKS OBAMA!!!

Blue said...

you have to pay tax on gains before those gains are realized?

this is where i'm confused, or were they having to pay tax on dividends that madoff was paying them?

tem said...

"you have to pay tax on gains before those gains are realized?"

madoff was lying about the dividends received and the gains realized.

tem said...

you only pay taxes on realized gains and divdends received, but if the dude on the reporting end is lying then you are fucked.

El Padrino said...

right, he never invested anyone's money so there were no such things as "gains" or "dividends"

El Padrino said...

straight cash homey

Blue said...

right, so i'm confused as to how somebody would have realized gains where they would pay taxes

Blue said...

i guess i'm thinking of individual tax payers. If you're a company and have to do that Mark to Market bullshit, then i can see the "gains"

El Padrino said...

i'm assuming madoff produced fradulent statements that says those paticular clients indeed did have gains and such paid taxes on them

Blue said...

maybe i'm just dum

Keith S said...

This is all fascinating and stuff

tem said...

"i'm assuming madoff produced fradulent statements that says those paticular clients indeed did have gains and such paid taxes on them"

bingo, madoff told the IRS and the people that there were in fact realized gains.

so the people paid their taxes and were all happy.

until years later they found out it was all a lie and then the IRS says TFB.

tem said...

"This is all fascinating and stuff"

glad you approve.

Meiz said...

I'm bored

Blue said...

keith is just sad that he's married...

Keith S said...

the first 2 weeks have been ok

Keith S said...

good effort on the post today, freak

ns

tem said...

i enjoyed the post today as well.

Blue said...

as did blue

Keith S said...

shhh

Keith S said...

everyone's sleeping

Meiz said...

I'd call this guy a bad motherfucker.

Keith S said...

That shark didn't look like it was 12 ft long

kodiac said...

Minni held on to beat NW

suite

Keith S said...

More like 12 ft, 1/2 inch

Keith S said...

Is the Y! draft at 2EST or 3EST on Saturday?

isiah thomas said...

Minni held on to beat NW

goddman

must win for UM right now

isiah thomas said...

12PM our time this Sunday


can we push that back a few weeks?

Keith S said...

"12PM our time this Sunday"

Alright. I saw it said 12pm MST. Wasn't sure if it meant "real" MST or "AZ" MST

Keith S said...

My bcs seed is growing, mize

isiah thomas said...

BCS

::flank stare::

Meiz said...

very nice

El Padrino said...

keef you writing the preview for next week?

Meiz said...

I'm getting the fuck out of here soon.

Blue said...

MST is mountain standard time, not mountain daylight time.

currently everyone in the US save AZ and HI is on _DT

Blue said...

and fuck daylight savings time

Keith S said...

"keef you writing the preview for next week?"

Am I going first or are you? Are we gonna have 3 posts between the previews?

Keith S said...

"MST is mountain standard time, not mountain daylight time."

Yes. MDT is mountain daylight time

El Padrino said...

oh i forgot you have mondays now, last year you didnt

nevermind, i'm posting minez 3/27
i assume you go the next monday

Keith S said...

"nevermind, i'm posting minez 3/27
i assume you go the next monday"

Alright.

Blue said...

when do i post mine

i'm tired of your week* analyses

Blue said...

i'm tired of your face

Blue said...

i'm tired of your mom

El Padrino said...

Cramer on the Daily Show 2night zeke

Keith S said...

Cosmo Cramer?

El Padrino said...

is blue fighting himself

Keith S said...

I'm tired of your mom's face

El Padrino said...

btw mr herpie blamed mrs. herpie
for the herpies

isiah thomas said...

btw mr herpie blamed mrs. herpie
for the herpies

suite, how'd that go? still together?

spaceman spiff said...

EP, go on

isiah thomas said...

think if she really did and he had his face in that.

Blue said...

that would be pandemonium

El Padrino said...

he told her saturday night and it resulted in her scratching his whip (2008 Audi, Black) so yeah it didnt go well

however the email i got today said tonight they are going out to smooth things over which he thinks means she thinks she might have herpies and believes his lies that he got it from her are true

i'll update tomorrow

El Padrino said...

he also said he provided her with pictures of him in london with a group of st.bernards to prove he would never touch them but confessesd to me he take picstures with uglies all the time for this specific reason

isiah thomas said...

I hope it turns out she gets tested and she's clean.

that would make for a nice plot twist.

isiah thomas said...

damn your boy is a fucking genus* EP

NS

Keith S said...

"he also said he provided her with pictures of him in london with a group of st.bernards to prove he would never touch them but confessesd to me he take picstures with uglies all the time for this specific reason"

Wow, she must be really smrt

isiah thomas said...

although baby-girl isn't exactly slim herself.

El Padrino said...

my guess is they'll stay toghether it's not totally unlikely she didnt fuck around on him so she'll end up accepting it, although she could go back to said partner and ask if he has it and if he doesnt that has to mean he's lying

no?

isiah thomas said...

if she gets tested and she's clean then he's up shits creek.

El Padrino said...

"although baby-girl isn't exactly slim herself."

right but the twist is they are busted

El Padrino said...

"if she gets tested and she's clean then he's up shits creek."

he feels like he's done enough to give it to her

terribly i say not with a ns

isiah thomas said...

spiffg - you hear about Haynesworth?

wft dood

El Padrino said...

when i say busted i mean like jacked up teef, shaggy hair, beefy arms, that sort of thing

which is huge in London

Keith S said...

"when i say busted i mean like jacked up teef, shaggy hair, beefy arms, "

Ah, british

isiah thomas said...

when i say busted i mean like jacked up teef, shaggy hair, beefy arms, that sort of thing

which is huge in Sconnie


*fized

Blue said...

what about haynesworf?

isiah thomas said...

Haynesworfless

El Padrino said...

he crashed some fool and got slapped with fake misdomeaners he'll beat it ezekiel

Jugdish said...

Petoria

Beth said...

re: Petoria

Nice family guy reference jug.

Jugdish said...

danke!

El Padrino said...

stop if jug, you know we dont speak russian

El Padrino said...

9 kids = broke

Meiz said...

I'm watching Footloose

isiah thomas said...

EP - your girl's beach show starts tonight.

Jugdish said...

I'm watching Footloose



Did you DVR it?

isiah thomas said...

Eye-talian BMT for lunch!

DET

tem said...

"he thinks means she thinks she might have herpies and believes his lies that he got it from her are true"

95% chance he got it from her.

isiah thomas said...

has nine children — each by a different mother, some born as closely as a few months apart.

after the 2nd one you have to say "damn I need to wrap it up" right?

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