Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I saw a commercial with it in it

Well here we are. Final 4 time baby! And for the women there are 2 games before Final Four time. If UConn takes care of business on the chicks side we might get a men's and women's champ from the same school. If that has ever happened before I'd bet UConn did it. Of course by saying that I just jinxed UConn chicks, so that sucks for them.

Since I have nothing else sports related to talk about I am going to ramble on about my weekend. Friday night I drove 2 hrs to my cousin's house for a party. My cousin is about 22 and so is her husband and so was everyone else there. I was definitely the oldest person there. Oddly enough though there were at least 2 five yr olds who belonged to some of the chicks there. So it was definitely like being back home. 22yr olds with 5yr old kids, lots of fat people with no teeth and 70s shag carpet. Anyway, party games were beer pong, kings and some other card game. I partied until about 3:30am and then stumbled next door to my cousin's house (the party was actually at their neighbors). I was supposed to get the couch, but there was this really fat guy on it and for the life of me I couldn't move him. So I had to sleep on the floor. The next day we were going to go to some steak buffet for lunch, sounded interesting. I was down with the idea until I found out that it was halfway back to Columbus....and I had to do taxes for all sorts of people in WV that day so I couldn't do all that driving. Anyway, the rest of the weekend was boring, taxes, etc, but the party was something.

I see El Tardo did another mailbag...did he finally realize that mailbags are easy? He only has to write half the column.

Sadly it is time for me to get to work, so all you get is this shitty post. It might be better than nothing, I don't know.

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Beth said...

No details on the commercial with it in it?

El Padrino said...

befffffffffff

tem said...

he did some underhand halfcourt deal.

El Padrino said...

women are evil

Blue said...

and yes, men's and women's champion from same school has happened before...and yes it was UConn...and yes emeka okafor was on both teams.

Blue said...

and i still hate christian laettner

Beth said...

re the women are evil link.

Gotta love your perspective there EP. The guy is the one screwing around yet the woman is evil for calling him out on it.

So remember, if you ever catch cmep messing around with some other dude, you're the bad guy for catching her...

(partly s, partly ns)

Blue said...

women are evil...it's science

El Padrino said...

GOOGLE EARTH BETH!!!

jesus, maybe he strayed away because she smothered him and didnt let him sniff outside

who knows
if i catch cmep in the act some shit will be going down and it wont be polka dancing

El Padrino said...

"and i still hate christian laettner"

the commercial makes me gag, literally gag on puke

ns

Beth said...

Hey, she outsmarted him, the link title should be "women are smrt*"

Blue said...

smart=evil in regards to women

El Padrino said...

beth, cmon

women are evil, you know this

Blue said...

my cousin tried to convince me that Britney Spears' new cd was "good"...

::blank starts:: all around

Blue said...

"women are evil, you know this"


it's science

Beth said...

Hey, i'm not a scientist.

Blue said...

and i'm not a porn star

Beth said...

There's an old saying about lawyers that can be applied to women here - the evil women give a bad name to the 1% of us who aren't. :-)

Steve said...

Lorina Bobbit was evil.

That woman is just on top of her game.

::Tips Hat::

--------------------------

Blue, I’m assuming this was a 13 year old female cousin?

Blue said...

no, she's like 20 something

El Padrino said...

chicago sun times, bankrupt

El Padrino said...

gollum is telling me that walnuts dont create farts

El Padrino said...

guess her muff is my favorite blog in the entire world, "click here" is nsfw but just click on one to get the idea

tem said...

you like it better than this blog?

El Padrino said...

Yes.

tem said...

tonite is not an acceptable spelling for tonight is it??

over the past few weeks i have gotten a lot of emails from smart people saying things like "cool, see you tonite" and "i think the blue jackets play tonite"

El Padrino said...

2nite is text language

El Padrino said...

toknight?

tem said...

not 2nite...tonite.

and not in texts. in emails.

tem said...

texts are different, this is like work email stuff where you don't speak l33t or with text words.

El Padrino said...

sheff out of the tiger kitchen

Beth said...

Personally, I've always thought of tonite as being like "tuff" and "altho" and semi-words like that. Fine for casual emails but never in anything formal.

Meiz said...

4 thumbs up for Guess Her Muff.

El Padrino said...

it's awesome

El Padrino said...

spiff is gonna love it

tem said...

i'm glad to see a nsfw link though, we'd gone many days without one.

El Padrino said...

i wanna guess beff's muff

Beth said...

"i wanna guess beff's muff"

I can tell you this much, there's no piercings down there. I can't even imagine that kind of pain. The belly button was bad enough.

El Padrino said...

"I can tell you this much, there's no piercings down there. I can't even imagine that kind of pain. The belly button was bad enough."

add to the fact the guy has to coax it out, cool job

Blue said...

i dated 2 different chicks who had piercings down there.

Blue said...

that's a pretty good blog

Blue said...

just in case you wanted my opinion

El Padrino said...

pretty good blog

i'd say so

Meiz said...

"i dated 2 different chicks who had piercings down there."


suite

spaceman spiff said...

muff blog is suite

Meiz said...

Packing china is teh suck

Beth said...

"i dated 2 different chicks who had piercings down there."

I have a friend who's pierced - said she likes the look and all but that the downside is that some guys get "confused" when they go down on her so aren't very good at it due to the piercing.

Any problems with that blue? :-)

Keith S said...

"Has anyone here seen Notorious yet?

is it out yet?"


Came out in January. Not sure when it's on DVD

El Padrino said...

no one has a mlb preview out yet
that means no cherrypicking, you get true el pad

Keith S said...

"no one has a mlb preview out yet"


I'm 100% sure that this is false

El Padrino said...

"I'm 100% sure that this is false"

espn, no
si, no
baseball america, no

didnt look beyond that, have you?

Keith S said...

mize

El Padrino said...

link one you ashole

Steve said...

MLB Preview

Keith S said...

"link one you ashole"

One of many

Keith S said...

more

Keith S said...

DWright gonna try to grow a Messtache

El Padrino said...

i meant a big site but thanks

El Padrino said...

deadspin no thanks

El Padrino said...

Al east is a tough call

Steve said...

Only the french would allow themselves to be taken hostage by the french.

El Padrino said...

wuss bags

Meiz said...

"deadspin no thanks"


Yet most of your sports related links come from their "affiliates"

isiah thomas said...

jesus, maybe he strayed away because she smothered him and didnt let him keef sanchez a bitch.

*fized

isiah thomas said...

tonite is not an acceptable spelling for tonight is it??

Miller Lite

Bud Light

it's science

isiah thomas said...

Deadspin sucks.

El Padrino said...

"Yet most of your sports related links come from their "affiliates""

i have no clue what your talking about

isiah thomas said...

guess her muff = A+

Meiz said...

tonite is fine by me

Meiz said...

"i have no clue what your talking about"


Of course not

El Padrino said...

"Of course not"

what sites are "affiliates" of deadspin?

isiah thomas said...

Deadspin sucks.

El Padrino said...

meiz is playing the role of freak today

spaceman spiff said...

yea, not sure what he was talking about

isiah thomas said...

spiffg's mailbag has a link to his new book

isiah thomas said...

*extending middle finger to LOV

El Padrino said...

i dont like talking to myself either

El Padrino said...

zeke you see that white rapper ahser roth yet?

isiah thomas said...

zeke you see that white rapper ahser roth yet?

negative

roth? a jew?

El Padrino said...

jew fo sho, check LOM

El Padrino said...

i like the song though and he freestyles over A Milli and i think calls out Lil Wayne

sounds a bit like eminem but who else would I compare him too

isiah thomas said...

come on Rome, enough with the blaring siren, jeebus

spaceman spiff said...

is meiz still looking for deadspin affiliates

El Padrino said...

i guess

El Padrino said...

operationfuckboston is still in effect right?

tem said...

i have nothing in the tank.

i blew it all last week.

tem said...

" some guys get "confused" when they go down on her so aren't very good at it due to the piercing.
"

i could see this being a problem at first...do you avoid it? do you concentrate on it? do you pull a texas tornado on it? i think the chick should offer up some friendly guidance before the act.

El Padrino said...

just keep the tongue moving and everything will fall into place

tem said...

is that your professional advice for clit ringed chicks?

isiah thomas said...

just keep the tongue moving and everything will fall into place

solid advice, but don't forget the keef sanchez

Keith S said...

Nice work, tem

Keith S said...

"sounds a bit like eminem but who else would I compare him too"

Robert Van Winkle

tem said...

"Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph."

suite

Keith S said...

Newark is like wava

isiah thomas said...

from a dood on CNN that I usually don't agree with:

"What do you suppose the total price tag is for this failed war on drugs? One senior Harvard economist estimates we spend $44 billion a year fighting the war on drugs. He says if they were legal, governments would realize about $33 billion a year in tax revenue. Net swing of $77 billion. Could we use that money today for something else? You bet your ass we could. Plus the cartels would be out of business. Instantly. Goodbye crime and violence.

If drugs were legalized, we could empty out a lot of our prison cells. People will use this stuff whether it's legal or not. Just like they do booze. And you could make the argument that in some cases alcohol is just as dangerous as some drugs. I know.

Like I said ... something to think about. It's time."


blessed be

isiah thomas said...

I think by the time old people (70's) drugs will be legal.

isiah thomas said...

I think by the time we're old people (70's) drugs will be legal.

*fized

El Padrino said...

"is that your professional advice for clit ringed chicks?"

put it in the book of knowledge

Keith S said...

Whitlock

isiah thomas said...

It's like men. We're driven by sex. However, our desire for sex will cause us to do all sorts of positive things — shower, shave, pay for your nails and hair, watch re-runs of Sex in the City on nude-less TBS, pretend to like your best friend, go to church once a month, buy flowers, jewelry, designer purses, shoes and jeans and, if we accidently fall in love, make a sincere attempt at monogamy.

El Padrino said...

whitlock is large

El Padrino said...

thats funny where is that from

isiah thomas said...

thats funny where is that from

whitlock's article

Beth said...

"just keep the tongue moving and everything will fall into place"

Typical guy way of thinking - that's like a woman saying "just place it in your mouth and he'll be happy". There are more steps involved.

El Padrino said...

oh i stopped reading after the lecture of ncaa rules and coaches and blah blah

El Padrino said...

"Typical guy way of thinking - that's like a woman saying "just place it in your mouth and he'll be happy". There are more steps involved."

beth's way of telling us she sucks a mean dick

El Padrino said...

excellent

El Padrino said...

that was WADR of course

not calling you a cocksucker or whore

El Padrino said...

the lost art of dicksucking

by beff from atlanta

Foreward written by the spy who gagged me

tem said...

"Typical guy way of thinking - that's like a woman saying "just place it in your mouth and he'll be happy". There are more steps involved.
"

this is why beth is here. to splain things like this. of course she doesn't elaborate on the steps, but at least she gave el pad an IN DE FACE.

isiah thomas said...

the lost art of dicksucking

already written

El Padrino said...

using "pursuant to"

on a email
sounds great

isiah thomas said...

this is why beth is here. to splain things like this. of course she doesn't elaborate on the steps, but at least she gave el pad an IN DE FACE.

tem doesn't know how to eat pussy?

El Padrino said...

"the lost art of dicksucking

already written"





HIGH-LARRY-US

rip mov

Blue said...

"Any problems with that blue? :-)"


it was awkward at first, there were things in the way

isiah thomas said...

I refuse to believe that.

El Padrino said...

"tem doesn't know how to eat pussy?"


temlonley

Meiz said...

work = Elton John

Beth said...

"it was awkward at first, there were things in the way"

Yep, that's what I heard too. Another reason I'm not getting pierced. :-)

Beth said...

"the lost art of dicksucking"

Actually, I have a friend who likes to say "there's a reason it's called a JOB". For most women it's not the most fun thing to do. But hey, if you're going to do it you might as well do it right.

Blue said...

"Yep, that's what I heard too. Another reason I'm not getting pierced. :-)"


nipples were worst though...those things really get in the way.

El Padrino said...

"Actually, I have a friend who likes to say "there's a reason it's called a JOB". For most women it's not the most fun thing to do. But hey, if you're going to do it you might as well do it right."

youtube please

Blue said...

hell yeajh

Beth said...

"nipples were worst though...those things really get in the way"

I have to admit, I think pierced nipples look incredibly sexy. If they didn't hurt so much I might even be a bit tempted. But I've met 2 women who had only 1 pierced and they said cause after how much the first one hurt no way were they doing the other.

tem said...

"tem doesn't know how to eat pussy?"

tem knows how, but the point is that isn't "just keep the tongue moving and everything will fall into place" as was the advice given.

Blue said...

wouldn't be bad if you don't have "hoops" or whatever...

the chick i dated that had them, had hers removed shortly after i started yanking on them.

Steve said...

War On Drugs.

I think it’ll happen before we're in our 70's. Cali and Washington already thinking about it. (talking about weed not all drugs). Once one does and their budget reflects the benefits other states will start to fall in line. Especially the farming states.

Steve said...

"For most women it's not the most fun thing to do. But hey"

I've known a lot few women that claim to be turned on by it? More so than not.

You telling me i'm being lied too?

isiah thomas said...

I think it’ll happen before we're in our 70's.

Thanks Osama!

Beth said...

"tem knows how, but the point is that isn't "just keep the tongue moving and everything will fall into place" as was the advice given"

Tem 1, EP 0.

isiah thomas said...

a lot few women

boy, you done did told us!

tem said...

"a lot few "


HDH hall of fame material.

Beth said...

"I've known a lot few women that claim to be turned on by it? More so than not.

You telling me i'm being lied too?"

Tell you what Steve, you marry one of those women and see how much it turns them on after that. :-)

Steve said...

"Thanks Osama!"

not yet, but you can thank him later.

Blue said...

mabye a few is a lot to steve


few women = 3...total women steve slept with 1...so a few is a lot

isiah thomas said...

HDH hall of hall material.

*fized

Steve said...

"Tell you what Steve, you marry one of those women and see how much it turns them on after that."

Do i have to marry her or can she just be already married?

Beth said...

I bet you've told a woman or two in your life that you enjoy going to the mall with them too (or something similar). But really you were just trying to get in her pants.

isiah thomas said...

But really you were just trying to get in her pants.

see whitlock's paragraph above

isiah thomas said...

Bleu, these chicks you are referring to, were they Idahoans? (Idahoins")?

please advice

isiah thomas said...

also, did the nipple ring holes affect cmbleu when she was breast feeding the wee one? (wadr)

Beth said...

"see whitlock's paragraph above"

Exactly. Not that some women don't actually enjoy it, but from what I know and hear they're few and far between. So if you find one that genuinely does, stick with her!

Beth said...

"also, did the nipple ring holes affect cmbleu when she was breast feeding the wee one? (wadr)"

It made the milk flow quicker...

Blue said...

"Bleu, these chicks you are referring to, were they Idahoans? (Idahoins")?"

nope, but both lived in New Mexico when they had it done....i guess it's accepted practice down there.

tem said...

"It made the milk flow quicker..."

kid damn near drowned.

isiah thomas said...

It made the milk flow quicker...

"Nip-nip rings...for the busy mom"

isiah thomas said...

Bleu any movement on the preggo chick getting fired?

isiah thomas said...

EP - dirtball guy, any update?

please advice

Blue said...

"Bleu any movement on the preggo chick getting fired?"

she cried. it didn't bother me, went pretty smoove. I think she knew it was coming

Blue said...

it wasn't a discussion; it was "it's not working out, you had been warned, here is your last check, good luck" and i got up and left

Blue said...

stone cone assassin, that's how i play

spaceman spiff said...

stone cone assassin wouldnt have said good luck, but nice work

Beth said...

Maybe he's a new breed of stone cone assassin. Thanks Obama!

Steve said...

"stone cone assassin wouldnt have said good luck"

maybe he said it with a scoff.

El Padrino said...

"EP - dirtball guy, any update?

please advice"

he's in Aruba

tem said...

he is spreading STDs to Arubians.

tem said...

"preggo chick getting fired?"

i am surprised HR let you fire her. usually HR departments seem to be pretty scared of preggo chicks.

tem said...

but i am not shocked.

kodiac said...

snow day

this winter will not end

kodiac said...

I drove 30 miles to work in the snowstorm; found out our internet was down, our office was closing and drove 30 miles back

-what a waste of 2 hours

Steve said...

You can't do your job without internet?

tem said...

lawyers do everything on the intraweb.

tem said...

they even know how to drink and smoke via intraweb.

kodiac said...

You can't do your job without internet?

somethings yes, most things no. And right now, I can only do bullshit things without the internet like organize client files and clean my office.

-but the office was closed because of the snow, not the internet being down

kodiac said...

they even know how to drink and smoke via intraweb.

patent pending tem

Steve said...

A Porno Based on Scrubs

kodiac said...

watching Scrubs right now, good timing

tem said...

i have been horrible at keeping up with this season.

i have no clue what is happening on the show.

Steve said...

This season has been pretty good.

Much better than the last couple years.


Looking forward to finding out what the janitor's name is gonna be.

Blue said...

"i am surprised HR let you fire her. usually HR departments seem to be pretty scared of preggo chicks."

we had documented issues before she announced being pregnant.

Steve said...

Good thing she's pretty.

spaceman spiff said...

"A Porno Based on Scrubs"


theres also a 'keeping it up for the kardASSians' one

Keith S said...

"Typical guy way of thinking "



Don't lump EP in with the rest of us

Keith S said...

"I have to admit, I think pierced nipples look incredibly sexy. If they didn't hurt so much I might even be a bit tempted."


I had those. First one hurt, the other one didn't


ns

El Padrino said...

keef beff meant they look sexy on girls not dudes

Blue said...

tmi keith

kodiac said...

I had those. First one hurt, the other one didn't


ns


hilarity; possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week

El Padrino said...

did you have frosted tips too?

isiah thomas said...

Good thing she's pretty and smart.

*fized

spaceman spiff said...

keef is kinky, cmk is a prude, interesting

isiah thomas said...

First one hurt, the other one didn't


twss

isiah thomas said...

keef is kinky, cmk is a prude, interesting

csilok is a freak also


doubly interesting

tem said...

hsilok is prude.

maybe keef picked the wrong sister.

Keith S said...

"keef beff meant they look sexy on girls not dudes"

I know what she said & meant.

isiah thomas said...

Calipari needs to shit or get off the pot.

Keith S said...

"maybe keef picked the wrong sister."

Definitely not

tem said...

why? what's wrong with hsil?

tem said...

"Calipari needs to shit or get off the pot."

he likes to feel wanted.

tem said...

"I had those. First one hurt, the other one didn't"


why did you have them? you wanted them or some chick wanted you to get them?

do you have a tramp stamp too?

tem said...

by the by i found out that my cousin has nipple rings and a tramp stamp during the party.

commence with the WV jokes.

Keith S said...

"why? what's wrong with hsil?"

She was 16 when I met her

kodiac said...

Lexington is a death sentence

isiah thomas said...

nip rings on a guy are inherently gay.

your face is gay

gay this retard

woe

IN YOU FACE!

Keith S said...

"why did you have them?"

Didn't want to get a tattoo because I didn't want anything permanent. So some chick said I should get those because I could take them out when I got sick of them.

isiah thomas said...

by the by i found out that my cousin has nipple rings and a tramp stamp during the party.

commence with the WV jokes.

1) Guy or girl?

2) before, during or after make sexy time?

spaceman spiff said...

"commence with the WV jokes."

did you do her

Keith S said...

nice i2i

El Padrino said...

nice work by all

enjoyed

Blue said...

did keith have a chain that connected the two nippples?

kodiac said...

Didn't want to get a tattoo because I didn't want anything that would prevent people from questioning my sexual orientation.

*fixed

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