Monday, March 30, 2009

I did see Lebron's halfcourt shot on 60 Minutes!

Big weekend in sports, hey. I was going to title this post "Where's Steve", but I really don't care, so I didn't. Fuck Dook and all their faggy white bread douche bags. That program is running on fumes at this point and living off of what they did 10-15 years ago. It's time to take them out behind the barn and shoot them. I do think this will be a an entertaining Final Four, though. Of course, I thought this weekend's games were going to be entertaining, so WFT do I know? There are some interesting storylines, though. Sparty basically playing at home. UConn in the mist* of being caught cheating, and playing for a title. Nova making the Final Four for the first time in 25 years. And Hansbrough trying to finish off his career with a title. It should be interesting.

Benji State made the Frozen Four. Kod is all hopped up on lemon fresh Lysol and sdkod's weed.


"El Padrino said...

U.S. 177.6 cm (5' 9.9")
163.2 cm (5' 4.3")
All Americans, 20–29
bible says it's the average height"

So EP is 5'9.5" and the average height is 5'9.9". And it is confirmed, EP is short. Thanks for sharing that.


I watched that movie "Role Models" last night. In the very first scene, some chick drops Stiffler off at the corner, he walks up to Brian Fantana and says "Want to know what I did last night" just as he swipes his finger along Fantana's upper lip. The keef sanchez is already a cultural phenomenon.

I wasn't home on Sunday afternoon, but I wish I was so that I could have seen the Tiger comeback victory. But reading about it, the loser who couldn't hold a 5 shot lead was using the "it was too dark" excuse as to why he hit in the water on the 16th hole. I'm uber pumped to see him tee it up at Augusta in a few weeks. I think he'll win the Masters by at least 5 strokes. I said strokes.

Not sure who else saw the 60 Minutes with LeBron, but I thought it was a pretty good piece. Obviously the underhanded shot was pretty suite. But I'd never really seen any piece about him before like that, and he seems like a pretty good dude. It took some huge stones to fire his agent and hire his 3 buddies who had little to no business experience, but it seems to have worked so far for him. Still need to see him lead that garbage in Cleveland to a title before he gets compared to MJ. He's got more physical skills than MJ had, but MJ, mentally, was far superior to LeBron. And LeBron said during the 60 minutes piece that his mental approach to the game was his biggest strength. I hope that was just some verbal HDH, because that would be hilarity.

If anyone needs a catcher or SS in the keeper league, I've got a few on the block. I need starters & relievers.

I don't have any hsil or csil stories from the weekend. Sorry.

That is all

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Steve said...

I go two days without a comment and you're considering a "Where's Steve" post?

Shouldn't you be out collecting bags of money for your landlord and not thinking about me at 4:30 in the monring.

Fag.

Steve said...

Nova is gonna be quality next year too. I think they have the 2nd or 3rd ranked class coming in.

tem said...

I'm staying home today

tem said...

Maybe I should look at my espn fantasy team. i wonder if it picked good players for me.

tem said...

i'm going back to sleep soon. being awake is overrated.

El Padrino said...

i am not short

El Padrino said...

5 9 and a half is not my actual measurement, next time i hit up the dr i will camera phone my height

El Padrino said...

i was waisted last night

very bad

El Padrino said...

calipari to kentucky?

was that mentioned
because that just happened

El Padrino said...

market gonna come back down to earth

El Padrino said...

gm/chrysler

fail

Beth said...

EP, here's some NS advice for you. Every time you try to argue you're not short, or even address it, you're making it more fun for the rest of us to tease you about it.

I'd have thought that was common sense but I guess you're short on that too... :-)

El Padrino said...

"EP, here's some NS advice for you. Every time you try to argue you're not short, or even address it, you're making it more fun for the rest of us to tease you about it."

i know this man, just trying to keep keef in business

Beth said...

"The [man] doth protest too much, methinks."


So is quoting Shakespeare D+?

El Padrino said...

i dont mind anyway as long as they are good, sometimes the jokes are terrible and forced

El Padrino said...

quoting billy is way above d+

El Padrino said...

this wall is taller than me

Blue said...

i need a catcher and a shortstop.

you can have justin verlander

Blue said...

don't mess with the johan

Blue said...

fuck blake griffin...i believed in him...i rooted for him...and he let me down.

a true champion doesn't lose in the elite 8

Blue said...

"Nova is gonna be quality next year too."

but scottie reynolds is graduating...so their little engine that could will run out of steam.

Blue said...

and doesn't Duke have a top 5 recruiting class every year, and they still don't make it very far.

El Padrino said...

Marmol said:

"I can't control this".

um, you could have not pitched shitty buddy

Blue said...

suns basically fucked themselves in the anoose this weekend...losing in OT to the Jazz, and then losing to Sac-town...

how's that ass taste now Shaq? lots of time to be tasting it while other teams are playing in the postseason.

El Padrino said...

terry porter is trash

Blue said...

""I can't control this"."

maybe he meant his slider, or his fastball...

maybe he needs glasses

Blue said...

"terry porter is trash"

Alvin Gentry doesn't seem much better...where is d'antonio when you need him.

Blue said...

had to write up the mini-skirt lady today...that was fun....except the except opposite

El Padrino said...

hey freak? whatcha doin

Blue said...

replace that with a zima

Blue said...

jug starts the new j-o-b today...

wonder what kind of LoV access he has

El Padrino said...

he's it, whatever he wants

El Padrino said...

I T

Blue said...

i thought he was a cosmonaut now

El Padrino said...

he's in space, part of that space junk that might kill everyone soon

El Padrino said...

the bachelor for fat people and uglies

Blue said...

i was thinking that Forbes should do a top 100 wealthiest retards list.


that would be good reading...corky would have to be near the top...or the kid from "the ringer"

Blue said...

that fatty show will never make it on fox...it'll go to the fox reality cable channel

Keith S said...

"Shouldn't you be out collecting bags of money for your landlord and not thinking about me at 4:30 in the monring."

If you think I'm up at 4:30 in the morning writing a post then you're more retarded than I thought

Blue said...

steve might be in the top 10 on forbes' retard list

Keith S said...

EP's FNBA team came up just a bit short last week

El Padrino said...

"EP's FNBA team came up just a bit short last week"

damn shame, i didnt make a lineup until middle of the week

wake me up when we start playing for money anyway

Blue said...

like 1/2 inch short? 3/4's of an inch?

Keith S said...

lull

Keith S said...

stephen curry's brother transferring to Dook.

El Padrino said...

government motors, bankruptcy for gm

Keith S said...

Wanna play catch?

Blue said...

wagoner should have left GM 2 years ago

Blue said...

"Wanna play catch?"


too bad somebody caught cmfost

Blue said...

so awesome turn of events. the chick i'm going to fire today...told HR she was pregnant on Friday...

this just gets better and better.

Keith S said...

Friday wasn't a snow day?

El Padrino said...

so you should carry dead weight around so she has benefits?

Keith S said...

These Tiger highlights from yesterday are awsome*

Blue said...

"Friday wasn't a snow day?"

thursday was...i had friday off because my Mom was in town

Blue said...

"so you should carry dead weight around so she has benefits?"

no, but part of the reason we were getting rid of her was "excessive tardiness"

and now she has a built in excuse that I don't think i can fire her for...we're checking on it.

Keith S said...

Did anyone else see Hansbrough try to throw down that "dunk" when he was about 10 feet away from the rim yesterday?

Keith S said...

"and now she has a built in excuse that I don't think i can fire her for...we're checking on it."

Does she ever call in to say she's gonna be late or does she just show up whenever?

Keith S said...

Here is the Hansbrough play. Maybe not 10 feet away, but definitely not close enough to throw down

El Padrino said...

tyler looked silly on that play

Keith S said...

Goddman

tem said...

firing now increases the odds of a lawsuit by like 1,000,000%

Keith S said...

that's alot

spaceman spiff said...

"Did anyone else see Hansbrough try to throw down that "dunk" when he was about 10 feet away from the rim yesterday?"

howard won a dunk contest with it, hansbro* thought it could make up for his bad game

isiah thomas said...

but scottie reynolds is graduating...so their little engine that could will run out of steam.

Reynolds is a jr.

isiah thomas said...

Al Gentry is trash but the owner (a Jew, ns) won't replace him bc of Porter's buyout.

Radio guy here said they will boot out Shaq and Amare and probably trade Nash too since they will be rebuilding.

cha-cha-cha-chances*

Meiz said...

I'm gonna lose in my $$FNBA playoffs as the #1 seed. #1 seed always loses.

isiah thomas said...

"Did anyone else see Hansbrough try to throw down that "dunk" when he was about 10 feet away from the rim yesterday?"


didn't see 1 min of the okla/unc game, watching Tiger Woo* in axtion*

Meiz said...

Troy Murphy, MCL

Baron Davis, Faking an injury/ulcers

Sam Dalembert, Mystery Leg Injury




Fuck. Me.

isiah thomas said...

woe

isiah thomas said...

for real dough, Tiger Woo - jeebus chris mayne.

El Padrino said...

three bogeys but that guy

what a loser

isiah thomas said...

Tye-gah gave back the lead on 17 and just rose up on 18.

I hadn't watched golf since the US Open.

El Padrino said...

i read about it, i just cant watch golf

i barely watch the major events

isiah thomas said...

Tiger and his caddie keep fucking up the high five.

one goes for the five the other for the hug.

Meiz said...

"what a loser"


O'Hair's just a kid. You'd shit your pants too, if you were in the final group of a big tournament with Tiger Fucking Woods mind-fucking you on every shot.

isiah thomas said...

you always have to tune in when Tiger is in contention.

must-see tv

isiah thomas said...

O'Hair's just a kid. You'd shit your pants too, if you were in the final group of a big tournament with Tiger Fucking Woods mind-fucking you on every shot.

upon further review.....

they showed this guy pooping his pants last year on the 17th at Sawgrass (Players Championship).

he's a pants pooper

isiah thomas said...

Tiger takes it to another level and doods just can't go there.

after the putt and embrace with his caddie there was like 3 seconds of him with a "I'm back bitch" look on his face till he switched back to corpo mode.

Meiz said...

New lady needs to cut this shit out with the fucking social calls on the cell phone. I'm gonna say something to bossman about it.

El Padrino said...

under the bus

El Padrino said...

i threw the gollum under the bus today

it felt divine

Meiz said...

Its just so out of control. She doesn't even bother to put the phone on vibrate. Wildly annoying and very rude & unprofessional from a customer's perspective.

Keith S said...

"I'm gonna say something to bossman about it."

rat

isiah thomas said...

Its just so out of control. She doesn't even bother to put the phone on vibrate. Wildly annoying and very rude & unprofessional from a customer's perspective.

custom ringer?

Meiz said...

bossman won't man up about anything unless someone else complains about it. I'm just nudging him along.

Meiz said...

"custom ringer?"

Many of them.

Meiz said...

20 team draft tonight. 30 seconds per pick. I'm auto drafting that shit.

El Padrino said...

hey meiz why dont you join another league

El Padrino said...

my $$$$$$$$$$$$ draft is this thursday

studying

isiah thomas said...

huge layoffs here today

isiah thomas said...

why is Osama and crew cracking the Big 3's skulls but playing floppy cocked fags with the AIG and financial shit?

El Padrino said...

we stand to lose much, much more if AIG were to fail

isiah thomas said...

we stand to lose much, much more if AIG were to fail


sure, no problem with bailing them out but the amount of their bailout dwarfs the auto bailouts. While we shell out money to AIG seemingly without restrictions or strings but with the auto's Osama is playing CEO.

Pecosian logic by Osama, be consistent.

isiah thomas said...

3D Football Coming To HDTV?
Posted by Mike Florio on March 30, 2009, 11:16 a.m.
Last week’s agenda at the annual league meetings included a presentation from 3ality Digital, which broadcast in 3D last December the Thursday night Raiders-Chargers game.

The game was shown at theaters in New York, San Diego, and Foxborough. (Despite the Raiders’ involvement in the event, Oakland was excluded. In hindsight, their fans were grateful.)

According to Liz Mullen of SportsBusiness Journal, the league is considering future 3D broadcasts, which would continue to be shown in movie theaters only.

(The 2008 BcS title game also was available in 3D, at select theaters throughout the country.)

The more interesting tidbit is that 3ality is developing the technology to permit 3D viewing over next-gen (we are so freakin’ hip) television sets, and via Internet streaming.

Our guess, however, is that this specific advancement will be delayed until after the league and 3ality have spent several years raking in lots and lots of money by selling tickets to these events at the local cineplex.

And we’ve got no issue with that. It’s business. Quality moves are shown in theaters first because more money is made that way. The NFL and 3ality are fully within their rights to do the same thing, for as long as they deem it to be economically feasible.



I've heard these 3D games are totally HDH.

El Padrino said...

blue baseball nerds are suggesting spilhborgs as a sleeper

any comment about that

isiah thomas said...

blue baseball nerds are suggesting spilhborgs as a sleeper

any comment about that

I snatched him up in our Y! league, high upside type guy (late rounds)

El Padrino said...

i noticed

isiah thomas said...

what's this old college hoops coach git-ar* hero commercial Rome keeps talking about.

WFT

El Padrino said...

shamwow hooker story is so funny

El Padrino said...

"what's this old college hoops coach git-ar* hero commercial Rome keeps talking about.

WFT"

awfulannouncing.com has it

dook guy, roy will, knight and pitino

El Padrino said...

here

isiah thomas said...

I'm glad to have Chone back on my one of my teams.

Keith S said...

"what's this old college hoops coach git-ar* hero commercial Rome keeps talking about."

Saw that on TV yesterday. Terrible

spaceman spiff said...

zeke, chone for pena, straight up





S

Keith S said...

"my $$$$$$$$$$$$ draft is this thursday

studying"



My advise* is to not keep any of your best players

isiah thomas said...

NFL schedule released

isiah thomas said...

looks like just the preseason and primetime stuff though for now

isiah thomas said...

make that just the preseason sked*

isiah thomas said...

fuck the nfl schedule

isiah thomas said...

NFL schedule Z!

spaceman spiff said...

am i the only one that wants to win the yahoo league more than the keeper

Keith S said...

why's that?

Keith S said...

I'm working on a trade with an owner to be named later in the keeper league right now

spaceman spiff said...

yahoo, tried to make the best team, keeper, tried to make the best young team

Keith S said...

Risky

isiah thomas said...

I've nerve* done a keeper MLB league, with only 6 keepers "youth" wasn't a factor at all for me.

spaceman spiff said...

i let the word 'keeper' get into my head

isiah thomas said...

I drafted bolth* teams like they were redraft teams, hopefully my sheet rankings were decent.

spaceman spiff said...

meiz hatton on rome

Keith S said...

I've nerve* done a keeper MLB league, with only 6 keepers "utes" wasn't a factor at all for me.


*fized

isiah thomas said...

when rome gets on those pre-recorded mixes of sound bites I want to shove a letter opener in my skull.

spaceman spiff said...

hate when the interview ends and then rome continues to ballwash the interviewee for a few lines

El Padrino said...

not a rome fan

El Padrino said...

he fellated torii hunter the other day for playing with a bruised nose

El Padrino said...

he's a mega dickwad

Keith S said...

Rome is in Italy

Keith S said...

EP has new TOTPM

isiah thomas said...

EP keeps attacking his home town and heritage

isiah thomas said...

I've been to Rome, nice place but they serve warm milk.

wft

Keith S said...

"I've been to Rome, nice place but they serve warm milk."


Warm milk goes good with the Tour of Italy

El Padrino said...

one day i'm doing italy

Meiz said...

"am i the only one that wants to win the yahoo league more than the keeper"


I want to win the keeper to spite EP

El Padrino said...

maybe meat a nice italian girl and she can hand feed me pizza while another nice italian girl fellates me, all while sitting in the shade of a beautiful olive tree

Meiz said...

"with only 6 keepers "youth" wasn't a factor at all for me."


Same here

Steve said...

Woe

----------------------------

Doesn't most of europe serve warm beverages? Warm beer, soda. I don't think they serve ice either.

Keith S said...

"maybe meat a nice italian girl and she can hand feed me pizza while another nice italian girl fellates me, all while sitting in the shade of a beautiful olive tree"

This is colov I think

Meiz said...

Bossman made it into the paper today

Keith S said...

Stevefastdrino

isiah thomas said...

Bossman made it into the paper today


"criminal roundup" section?

El Padrino said...

"This is colov I think"

that was my greece trip and only one woman is involved

Meiz said...

""criminal roundup" section?"


Opinions/Editorial section

Meiz said...

GODDAMN


New lady took a NASTY shit. Gave me the stankface.

spaceman spiff said...

hello pot

Meiz said...

I at least let people know when I drop a filty mcnasty. I don't play it off like it ain't no thang.

isiah thomas said...

do you hook them with a courtesy flush at least?

isiah thomas said...

women shit always smells worse than a mans.

FACT

Meiz said...

"women shit always smells worse than a mans.

FACT"


FACT

isiah thomas said...

it's because they are more compact/smaller and the smell is more concentrated.

spaceman spiff said...

meiz complain to bossman and tell him to buy 'one drop deodorizer' 5$. shit works, one drop in the toilet before you drop a load

Steve said...

"women shit always smells worse than a mans."

more information than you probably want to know on farts.

"Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts"

isiah thomas said...

fart wall

isiah thomas said...

Nene vs Lou

"You learn that you don't let a stupid dude take you out of the game because he's nobody," Nene told the Web site. "He doesn't have much (game). He just goes over there and tries to get a contract.

hilarity that nene doesn't get that he's a nobody also.

Steve said...

These two kill almost 70 animals and get probation.

Vick got what? 2-3 years?

It’s good to be white.

El Padrino said...

i could do the stanky legg in this bitch right now

isiah thomas said...

we had a good discussion on Vick here.

Vick never should have stepped foot in a prison.

ns

Meiz said...

fuck work

isiah thomas said...

Arenas says he can now squat 505 pounds after committing to a weightlifting program for the first time in his life. Starting seven days a week (since curtailed to three times a week), he hit the weightroom. After his first surgery, he didn't built up his quads, leaving his legs weaker than they should have been; he says the second knee injury occurred, in part, after he had taken a painkilling shot for a wrist injury during last year's playoff series with Cleveland, and didn't realize he'd hurt his knee again in Game 2 of that series.


the 0 stands for intelligence factor

isiah thomas said...

he didn't built up his quads

nice HDH from DA

isiah thomas said...

deke where you at in espn's bracket joint?

isiah thomas said...

fyi: looks like I'll log a last place finish in the tourney challenge, are we adopting the last place = lov gets to choose your name/pic for a week?

if we adopt this then I'll accept my fate (even though some said they wouldn't for this).

should liven things up today.

isiah thomas said...

last place in any league = one week name/pic change

let's do this, should make people pay attention in leagues.

El Padrino said...

i think we said ok to that, cept spiff who said he wasnt trying on his bracket

Meiz said...

"deke where you at in espn's bracket joint?"

99.3rd percentile.

34712th place, baby!

El Padrino said...

how about Jonas Boner

spaceman spiff said...

"Nene vs Lou"

lou must be annoying as fuck, didnt zebo go debo on him

El Padrino said...

smells like shit in here

spaceman spiff said...

keef sanchez yourself to wipe off the stank

isiah thomas said...

lou must be annoying as fuck, didnt zebo go debo on him

yeah zebo thought lou was trying to kiss him (ns)

Steve said...

Head to barstoolsports.com.

There is a letter a coach wrote to the parents of his team (7 year old girls, it got him fired)

"The kids will run, they will fall, get bumps, bruises and even bleed a little. Big deal, it’s good for them (but I do hope the other team is the one bleeding). If the refs can’t handle a little criticism, then they should turn in their whistle. The sooner they figure out how to make a decision and live with the consequences the better. My heckling of the refs is actually helping them develop as people. "

it gets worse/better

It's great.

Steve said...

"We do not cater to superstars, but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull."

isiah thomas said...

layoff meeting:

bad news: people got laid off

good news: everyone can rock duel* monitors now

isiah thomas said...

i think we said ok to that, cept spiff who said he wasnt trying on his bracket

alright then I'll be the first victim, should be good (ns)

isiah thomas said...

and a moment of silence please, the last remaining hot chick was let-go. She had really rallied lately - she was borderline sloppy but lock'd* it up.























































thank you.

isiah thomas said...

Cal to Kentucky is a done deal.

isiah thomas said...

The John Calipari era is over at the University of Memphis.

Apparently, Calipari could not resist the lure of what he calls 'the Notre Dame of college basketball.' He has rejected the counteroffer from Memphis and will sign on and be introduced as the new Wildcats' head coach as soon as late this afternoon.

The contract is rumored to be worth about $40 million over six years, an NCAA-record $6.67 million per anum.

El Padrino said...

Cash Calipari

El Padrino said...

duel monitors are teriffic

isiah thomas said...

yeah I got a 24" monitor now, getting a 19" to go with it.

El Padrino said...

left tit bigger than the right tit?

mine are same size

El Padrino said...

i love college
i love drinking
i love women

El Padrino said...

i'm too old
too fucking blind

isiah thomas said...

left tit bigger than the right tit?

mine are same size

had the option to give up the 24" monitor but refused.

El Padrino said...

reality tv star was the way to go

isiah thomas said...

has anyone seen that bully beatdown show on MTV?

peeped game on it last night while getting the fantasy factory dvr setting done.

Michael Westbrook (former Redskin receiver) was on their whooping some doods ass.

the hilarity part was watching Westbrook taunt and celebrate like he just beat Ali.

isiah thomas said...

reality tv star was the way to go

that's like a New York (the reality ho) version of that Paris Hilton/Nicole Ritchie show.

El Padrino said...

i mean chance and real
flava flav with his 2nd career
frank the entertainer

the list of tards goes on for days

isiah thomas said...

on their

gr-yatzee*

isiah thomas said...

frank the entertainer

fucking mouth breathing mook

isiah thomas said...

worried stock broker picture on cnn.

hilarity

El Padrino said...

they have a stock photo's of that

spaceman spiff said...

redonk HDH by EP right thurr

El Padrino said...

later buttknuckle

isiah thomas said...

redonk HDH by EP right thurr

call him 99 (Gretzyk*)

Meiz said...

Grektzy

Meiz said...

WE'RE GETTING CABLE INTERNET

Meiz said...

I have a feeling some high fives will be in order as soon as the Time Warner lady leaves

isiah thomas said...

WE'RE GETTING CABLE INTERNET

welcome to 1998, it's a fabulous year!

isiah thomas said...

deke just keep screaming "HI-YA FIVE" and "I-YA LIKE YOU!" in a Borat voice.

and youtube it

Keith S said...

Big day today

Keith S said...

"i love college
i love drinking
i love women"

cmk loves that song

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