Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Free Agency Talk

OK, so I am not gonna post about the big deals because they have been posted/commented on too much already. It's time to give the little guys a little love (TWSS).

T.J. Houshmandzadeh to the Seahawks surprises me. I didn't think he'd end up leaving Cinci. He must have grown tired with the whole Bengals circus. This move doesn't seem to be about winning for him because the Seahawks suck as bad as the Bengals. Perhaps he likes the Northwest, he went to college up that way so maybe he wants to go back. Most news outlets are talking about how this gives the Seahawks 4 starting caliber WRs....umm this gives them one. The rest of those WRs are not very good. This move also means bad things for Ocho Cinco. He'll see a lot more double teams now.

Derrick Ward to the Bucs. I think this move is solid, but the Bucs will probably screw it up by drafting a RB in the first round anyway. Ward plus Graham should be able to move the chains. In any case, I like this move for the Bucs, far better than I liked the Winslow move. I just fear the Bucs will be screwing it up by drafting Beanie Wells in round 1. It'll be interesting to see what El Pad says about NYG losing Ward.

Nate Washington to the Titans. I really like this guy. He seems to be a good locker room guy and makes some big plays when they are needed. I'm not sure he is a #1 kind of guy, but that Titans don't seem to be expecting him to be one. The biggest surprise to me about this signing is that he went to a team that the Stillers* supposedly hate with a passion. This goes to show you, it's a bidness baby.

Any RB the Broncos sign will suck. Even with Shanahan gone that place seems to think it can sign any dude off the street and get a few good years out of them. A while back this was true, but then it became 1 good year, then it became about 10 good games. I think it is down to 4 good games now...This is why they sign about 4 new RBs every year.

Now some college BBall talk. The Big East should get 9 teams into the tourney. That's right, 9. I bet the Big Ten gets some big snubs and only gets 4 in and fagCC will pull in 7 even though they only deserve 6. That's my bracketology bitches.

Now some baseball talk...umm when the fuck does the season start? Like this month? Next? I don't know. All I know is that it is still snowing here when the season starts and it ends up snowing for about 3 weeks into the season, so let's start that thing now so the snow goes away. I am sick and tired of snowy cold shit....woe.

OK folks, let hit a movie review and get the hell out of Dodge:

He's Just Not That Into You

First of all let me say I am shocked, shocked that this movie is playing in real theatres. After not watching this movie before it was released I can safely say it should be rated XXX. This is basically like the anti John Holmes movie. It stars a little tiny dude (and by that I mean a dude with a tiny penis) who always gets super hot chicks. That is until they discover his tiny penis and find out that he isn't that into them. A truly funny concept for a porn. Pornos always have the best story lnes. In any case Michael Clarke Duncan stars in it too as the black dude who nails the chicks after tiny is done with them.

At the end of the day this movie is average. The chicks are what you expect, the music is what you expect and the porn scenes are what you expect. This is excellent because the last thing you want when watching a XXX movie is surprises. That's how injuries happen and nobody wants to get hurt too bad while watching porn.

3.5 helmet stickers out of 5.

156 comments:

Beth said...

Now I understand why "He's Just Not That Into You" is a chick flick - guys get insecure watching it while women just laugh at the guy with the small dick.

Thanks for clearing that up Tem.

El Padrino said...

good movie review

El Padrino said...

everyone knew ward was going to get his in the FA market, giants can only pay one back

bradshaw will be fine

El Padrino said...

wadr didnt know the stillers hate the titans that much

El Padrino said...

Housh signing doesnt surprise me, like you said he grew tired of cincy the fact that marvin lewis still runs things baffles me

El Padrino said...

Big East is strong this year

El Padrino said...

i'm home sick, real sick

got some aztec whopping cough or something

some little mexican kid was coughin a lung out on the n train the other day, just like green mile i saw those germs float out of his mouf and in mine

little bastard

Blue said...

aztec warrior

Blue said...

tps has destroyed my will to live

El Padrino said...

heath ledger approves this message

tem said...

stillers/titans towell stomping, etc.

titans are their new secondary rival. cinci and cleveland suck so fans hate baltimore and TN now.

tem said...

they still hate cleveland and cinci too, but hating them is like hating a poor defenseless mexican that got you sick on the train.

tem said...

"Housh signing doesnt surprise me"

surprises me he went to seattle. i would have thought a good* team would have loved to have him.


*good means not terrible like Seattle

tem said...

"tps has destroyed my will to live"

false, finding out ms. beavers was an ugly dyke destroyed your will to live. tps is just taking advantage of it.

tem said...

"just like green mile i saw those germs float out of his mouf and in mine"

you should have closed your mouth. the germs would not have made it in.

tem said...

aka the beth method for non lawyers.

tem said...

"Now I understand why "He's Just Not That Into You" is a chick flick - guys get insecure watching it while women just laugh at the guy with the small dick.

Thanks for clearing that up Tem."

glad i could be of service.

Blue said...

hired a new receptionist...she's young, kinda hot.

Beth said...

aka the cmk method now that she's no longer fmk

*fixed

tem said...

good fix

tem said...

"hired a new receptionist...she's young, kinda hot."

company picture time. then post.

El Padrino said...

surprises me he went to seattle. i would have thought a good* team would have loved to have him.

what surprised me was how he had no one good to choose from

vikings, seattle, bengals

not exatcly a power 3

El Padrino said...

stilliers hate ravens, patriots much, much more

Meiz said...

I'm hoping for a slow day at work

tem said...

"stilliers hate ravens, patriots much, much more"

trust the person who has many friends and relatives who are big big stillers fans, they hate the titans more than the pats.

Blue said...

nobody hates the patriots

tem said...

"what surprised me was how he had no one good to choose from

vikings, seattle, bengals

not exatcly a power 3"

100% agree. can't figure out why TB was not a bidder. they are really going into the season with Bryant and Clayton as their 1 and 2??

El Padrino said...

giants too, iggles?

hello

weird

El Padrino said...

"trust the person who has many friends and relatives who are big big stillers fans, they hate the titans more than the pats."

ok

tem said...

"giants too, iggles?

hello

weird"



exactly, was going to list more than just TB, but didn't. NYG, PHI, many more good teams need another WR.

tem said...

reporters can't seem to stop calling the new "regime" in cleveland ManKok.

El Padrino said...

oh look, phillies still concern themselves with the mets, your day will come philadelphia, you will go down

El Padrino said...

1pm, mets / cards

peacefulness

tem said...

bengals are making Coles fly commercial to come see them??

tem said...

browns are interested in Cutler...why? don't they have two QBs still on the roster now? the new regime hates both quinn and anderson?

spaceman spiff said...

"giants too, iggles?

hello

weird"

seems like all the iggles transactions have been departures, no idea what theyre doing

Meiz said...

Anybody else gonna be watching Dhani Jones Tackles The Globe?

spaceman spiff said...

kourtney kardashian cameltoe

El Padrino said...

"Anybody else gonna be watching Dhani Jones Tackles The Globe?"

yes

El Padrino said...

saw that yesterday, would eat that like a taco

shit looks meaty

yum yum

El Padrino said...

tem jay taylor to the bucs

El Padrino said...

not final yet, dont mort me too it

Meiz said...

I don't get why people act all shocked and stunned when a junkie dies from an OD.

"Oh! She was always so happy and smiling! I can't believe this happened!"

The bitch was always high. That's why she was so damn happy, you dumb fucks.

Would you guys be shocked if I wound up dying from cirrhosis? No.

Meiz said...

Holy wall

Beth said...

Not only wouldn't we be stunned, I think half of us have money on that...

Meiz said...

Precisely

El Padrino said...

ironic that cassel is a cheif, considering a cheif took out brady

spaceman spiff said...

it's all part of the plan

El Padrino said...

i'll rub that pesto sauce on your tits giada

Meiz said...

I guess its HUNGRY time

tem said...

"ironic that cassel is a cheif, considering a cheif took out brady"

skunkpatch wrote about this.

tem said...

"tem jay taylor to the bucs"

i hope it is for really cheap.

Meiz said...

Well that was tasty

tem said...

what did you have?


we get cake today.

Meiz said...

Cousins italian combo sammich. Leftover from yesterday.

That thing's a bit of a gut bomb. We do not get cake.

tem said...

we were supposed to have cake yesterday but the office manager forgot again.

woe.

Meiz said...

Be sure to have some of that cake in honor of me

tem said...

i am having some now.

and ice cream.

i spilled some ice cream on the floor in honor of you.

tem said...

and i made some chick clean it up in honor of beth.

Meiz said...

I would NEVER spill ice cream

El Padrino said...

what's that watch movies for free site

tem said...

fine then i will just eat some ice cream for you.

tem said...

it was a symbolic gesture, but whatever.

tem said...

i'm glad to see keith has not blogged much.

tem said...

maurice clarett blog has to be great.

looking forward to reading it.

Blue said...

i'm going to start a blog

Blue said...

tem will look forward to reading it

Beth said...

"and i made some chick clean it up in honor of beth"

Tell that chick I can refer her to a good sexual harassment attorney...

Meiz said...

Bossman has pics of a guy that got attacked by a polar bear. Fucking nasty.

tem said...

"tem will look forward to reading it"

why?

tem said...

"Tell that chick I can refer her to a good sexual harassment attorney..."

why?

tem said...

"Bossman has pics of a guy that got attacked by a polar bear."

why?

Meiz said...

Why not?

Blue said...

""tem will look forward to reading it"

why?"


because it will be dating advise

Meiz said...

Sounds like a great blog

Blue said...

datingbyblue.blogspot.com

tem said...

i'll probably read it.

but it'll end up like pac 10 poon and die a quick death.

Blue said...

it might die before it ever lives

tem said...

is that possible?

tem said...

if you haven't already written it then i don't think you ever will.

Meiz said...

Goddamn eurotrash next door stole my parking space, and I knew it was going to happen. I run to the bank for 10 minutes and bam.

tem said...

kick his ass.

Meiz said...

Not sure if it was a dude or a chick. And I could absolutely kick the shit out of all the dudes. Its a dance studio.

Blue said...

i can't believe there isn't a "reserved for a bad ass mofo" sign to save your spot.

tem said...

you should have had dummy stand in your spot until you got back.

Blue said...

"if you haven't already written it then i don't think you ever will."

is that a challenge

tem said...

sure

Meiz said...

"you should have had dummy stand in your spot until you got back."


She no worky Monday & Tuesday

Blue said...

i guess she's not that dum aftger all

tem said...

"She no worky Monday & Tuesday"

perfect, then she has nothing else to do.

tem said...

what a shitastic day.

Blue said...

yes, it's good

Blue said...

i think i was supposed to post yesterday

tem said...

you were, but beth stepped up.

tem said...

TJ housh left cinci because he knew cedric benson was gonna be the starting RB.

Blue said...

i was going to right a eulogy to keith sex-life

Meiz said...

Anybody feel like infiltrating the ridiculous 15 x 15 league? We only have 5 people so far, & commish tolt me to find some people.

spaceman spiff said...

whens the draft

spaceman spiff said...

re-list the 15

tem said...

"i was going to right a eulogy to keith sex-life"

would have been funny.

tem said...

i want to rent some space in my office building and build a nap room.

hell make 6 or 7 rooms and then rent out time to people.

Meiz said...

live online draft is set for Thu Mar 26 6:45pm CDT


I could probably get that changed.

spaceman spiff said...

i would have to autodraft

isiah thomas said...

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isiah thomas said...

saw an old lady (60ish) outside of subway today - 2 12 packs of natty light on her walker.

ns

isiah thomas said...

so EP has Apocalypto cough?

spaceman spiff said...

"saw an old lady (60ish) outside of subway today - 2 12 packs of natty light on her walker.

ns"

i didnt even see it comin!

Meiz said...

Runs
Hits
Singles
Doubles
Triples
Home Runs
Runs Batted In
Stolen Bases
Walks
Strikeouts
Errors
Batting Average
Extra Base Hits
Hitting for the Cycle
Grand Slam Home Runs
Innings Pitched
Wins
Losses
Complete Games
Shutouts
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Hits
Earned Runs
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No Hitters

tem said...

UA stock pick by el pad has been terrible so far.

isiah thomas said...

Anybody else gonna be watching Dhani Jones Tackles The Globe?

that Bridget (heff's ex-ho) has a new show coming on the travel channel - something about beaches.

ns

tem said...

"so EP has Apocalypto cough?"

had...he probably is dead now.


cwelpad is mourning now, but will be accepting visitors later this week.

tem said...

"Anybody else gonna be watching Dhani Jones Tackles The Globe?
"

by the by i have no clue what people are talking about here.

isiah thomas said...

Dhani Jones, ex U-M linebacker, plays for the bengals (I think, he's bounced around (TWSS))

he's doing a travel show

isiah thomas said...

RIP EP

are we having an I-talian wake - plenty of mozz (fried and fresh) and chianti?

please advice

isiah thomas said...

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*corn terd

isiah thomas said...

Kurt Warner is basically begging the Cards to sign him.

sac-up Warner

tem said...

"are we having an I-talian wake - plenty of mozz (fried and fresh) and chianti?"



yes.

tem said...

"Kurt Warner is basically begging the Cards to sign him."

he loves Larry's musk.

isiah thomas said...

ev-re-body's-got-to-hear-tha-shit-on-w-balls!-w-balls!-w-balls!

isiah thomas said...

he loves Larry's musk.

he's willing to take a hometown discount and put a clause in that reduces his salary by a milly per year if they sign Boldin. (ns)

tem said...

yeah he is dreaming of a 3 way.

either that or Mrs Warner is dreaming of a Larry, Boldin, Mrs. Warner 3 way.

JFreak said...

"Anybody feel like infiltrating the ridiculous 15 x 15 league?"

sure.

isiah thomas said...

sure.

one bad commish to another

game recognize game


(s)

isiah thomas said...

excerpt from book about Bear stearns collapse

pretty good

spaceman spiff said...

coast guard gave up

RIP

isiah thomas said...

I've heard a few sports peoples talking about how smrt* the Pats are for only getting a 2nd round pick for Cassel.

that is bizarro and crazy talk.

that was a bad deal - good to clear cap space, but bad to only get one pick.

isiah thomas said...

coast guard gave up

RIP

think if you were the parents of the kid they found, everyone is standing around waiting and you hear your kid survived.

akward*

tem said...

pats could have probably gotten a 3rd or a 4th round pick in addition to the 2.


i get the logic (somewhat) that the 3rd pick is not something that pats want, same with the 13th...but it's not like they couldn't have said make it 2nd and 4th rounders and you got a deal.

tem said...

talking heads all are only thinking in the one direction, getting a 1st instead of a second...they should talk about how they could have gotten another pick later in the draft....or hell a conditional pick next year if cassell does well.

isiah thomas said...

exactly tem.

plus they could have taken the 12th pick and held it and either used it or dealt it at the last second if they didn't want it.

even if they had no intention of using it they could taken it - and then made a bad deal for it.

bellicheat fucked up imo.

tem said...

yeah, they could have traded that 12th pick or whatever for more picks.

belicheat needed to get more for cassel + vrabel.

tem said...

fuck, madden wouldn't even let you trade cassell + vrabel for a second round pick.

tem said...

time to go home.

Meiz said...

We're a fucking juggernaut today

Meiz said...

Pats are just going to use the Chefs as a farm club.

Meiz said...

Jeezus Fucking Christ

Meiz said...

echo

spaceman spiff said...

"Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets, but the cashier told her all sales are final."

thats bullshit isnt it?

Meiz said...

Yeah, especially at McDonalds

Meiz said...

One of my buddies worked at McD's thru highschool and a little while after. He told me that you could practically eat your entire meal, go to the counter and tell them it was unsatisfactory, and have them make you either a new one or a completely different one, and they'd do it no questions asked.

Meiz said...

The minor leaguer that was traded for a bag of bats last season OD'd & died today.

spaceman spiff said...

fitting

Meiz said...

One of my friends thought she'd be slick, and post some FB shit in Morse Code. Like people aren't going to decode that in a hurry.

tem said...

what did she say?

Meiz said...

Eye Like Eric

Keith S said...

"he loves Larry's musk."

Larry's house is across the street from pilok's house. It's ginormous. I'll get a pic of it soon

Keith S said...

sushi tonight

Meiz said...

Larry?

Meiz said...

Oh. Nevermind.

Meiz said...

Keith done hit the lotto!

tem said...

good work keith.

tem said...

hsilok just got even hotter.

Meiz said...

Fucking Bucks are blowing my parlay

JFreak said...

Even Meiz could buy a home in detroit.

Even better is this quote:

"On a positive note, Detroit's homicide rate dropped 14 percent last year. That prompted mayoral candidate Stanley Christmas to tell the Detroit News recently, "I don't mean to be sarcastic, but there just isn't anyone left to kill.""

hilarity.

Keith S said...

Lots of gooks here

Keith S said...

And Obama shirts in every store

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