Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Boxed Life.

We finally moved. Now I'm living out of boxes. Good times.

LT and the Chargers agreed to a new deal. I really don't understand why they call them NFL "contracts". They get broken and restructured more times than I can count. A contract means it's binding; they should call them "agreements".

Rams released Orlando Pace, 9ers restructure Alex Smith's deal; see what I'm sayin'?

In other NFL news, no one wants to buy Michael Vick's house. Dude needs some money. It is going to be interesting to see if someone rolls the dice on him in the offseason.

Lamar Odom is suspended a game. Not surprising. He says he didn't do anything or go nowhere, but tape doesn't lie. Rudy Fernandez got taken off of the court WWE style on a stretcher, but has something like a soft tissue strain in his chest. Lame.

Manny is supposed to make his Spring Training debut tomorrow. A lot of people around here think this was all an elaborate delay so he wouldn't have to go to training camp and he could miss half of Spring Training. Whatever. Like I said, I will believe he is a Dodger when he takes his first at bat. Hopefully that will be tomorrow.

Interesting article about MLB teams spending. There's a sidebar halfway through the article that tells you how much each team spent per win. To sum things up: the Mariners suck.

That's it. I gotta finish unpacking some stuff and then do some Fantasy Baseball research because I am picking first AGAIN. That's three times I've gotten first pick in an LoV league. I hate picking first, especially when you have to pick twice in a row.

Oh, by the way, the 58" Samsung Plasma TV arrives on Monday. I can't wait.

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tem said...

"We finally moved. Now I'm living out of boxes. Good times."

woe.

El Padrino said...

Goddam

58' plasma

El Padrino said...

We?

El Padrino said...

oh that chick

tem said...

yeah T takes gftyler everywhere now.

Blue said...

he buys her $108 roses and she's hooked for life

that's going in the blue dating advise blog

Blue said...

i agree with T about calling them contracts.

what i think is even shittier, its really a one sided contract, like slavery or some shit.

the team can terminate the contract, but the player can't, how bullshit is that

Blue said...

i hate the new wwl site, talk about not easy to navigate

Jugdish said...

i hate the new wwl site, talk about not easy to navigate



Agreed...I find myself visiting cnnsi a lot more now.

tem said...

wwl changes their site about once every 4 months and every time it is worst.

El Padrino said...

viva netherlands!

Jugdish said...

How did Pedro look last night?

Blue said...

viva the nether regions

tem said...

stop it, i don't speak spanish.

El Padrino said...

"How did Pedro look last night?"

great, again

El Padrino said...

Cubs closer blew the game eventually.

Jugdish said...

The Nederlands have always been known as a clutch team

Meiz said...

This is going to be an awful day at work.

Jugdish said...

Nederwall

tem said...

today is TPS heavy

Jugdish said...

Shuttle launch tonight at 9:20

Meiz said...

est? cdt?

El Padrino said...

where is it goin?

Besides space..

Jugdish said...

EST

Jugdish said...

Its going to the space station. I think starting with this mission we will have more people up there on a full time basis.

mission overview

Meiz said...

M-A-R-S. Mars, bitches!

Jugdish said...

It seems as if Mars missions will no longer be in works...

Blue said...

EDT

tem said...

mars sucks.

let's find an earth like planet and go there.

Jugdish said...

let's find an earth like planet and go there.


Gotta figure out how to get to closer planets before we go to Tatooine.

El Padrino said...

Templanet

Meiz said...

I'd rather go to Coruscant

El Padrino said...

man caves

spaceman spiff said...

obligatory jay cutler is a fucking faggot comment of the day

Beth said...

GOLF PICKS!!

tem said...

"Gotta figure out how to get to closer planets before we go to Tatooine."


no we don't.

Blue said...

"obligatory jay cutler is a fucking faggot comment of the day"

one of the teams he gets getting rumored to be sent to.....Washington Injuns

tem said...

he'll end up in tampa bay....just to piss me off.

tem said...

3 way with broncs, bucs and browns.

cutler to TB, anderson to Den plus a pick or something and picks to Cleveland.

El Padrino said...

"BREAKING: Plane drops parts into Queens after taking off from LGA"

plane made emergency landing in LGA because his engine was falling apart

Meiz said...

Ugh. New guy makes small talk with every customer. That's annoying.

Hey new guy, this guy's an asshole. Treat him accordingly.

spaceman spiff said...

"Ugh. New guy makes small talk with every customer. That's annoying."

he has no LOV. If he doesnt make small talk, who is, you? you LT. dumdum? you now curse the new guy, you have that luxury, you have the luxury of knowing what he doesn't know, that LOV, while D- material, saves minds, saves minds from the dull, lifeless hours that are work. you want him on that wall, you need him on that wall

Meiz said...

::flank stare::

El Padrino said...

a few good men

Meiz said...

I figured it was a diatribe from a movie. I'm Tem on A Few Good Men

isiah thomas said...

ball don't lie

isiah thomas said...

I'd take Cutty over that retard Campbell any day.

spaceman spiff said...

age 9, impreganated by rape by stepfather, brazil

she had twins aborted, sick fuck, abused her for years, paid her for each time

follow up album

church excommunicates girls mom and doctors for abortion, hilarity, no wonder catholics are hated on

spaceman spiff said...

"I'm Tem on A Few Good Men"

if youre not exaduarting* please edumacate* yourself

spaceman spiff said...

"I'd take Cutty over that retard Campbell any day."

me too, if it was straight up, afraid of what vinny would give up in a deal, probably 2 whole drafts

isiah thomas said...

T - congrats on that tv, you are my hero.

ns

isiah thomas said...

me too, if it was straight up, afraid of what vinny would give up in a deal, probably 2 whole drafts

we always get raped by Denver, it'd be at least 2 full drafts plus.

isiah thomas said...

nice mission report link jug, are there any pics of the spacestation?

spaceman spiff said...

"T - congrats on that tv, you are my hero."

except for the part where he said 'WE finally moved'

Jugdish said...

nice mission report link jug, are there any pics of the spacestation?


I'll find some and link shortly.

Keith S said...

"This is going to be an awful day at work."

Like, woe

Keith S said...

"Hey new guy, this guy's an asshole. Treat him accordingly."

Maybe he's only an as.hole to you

Meiz said...

"Maybe he's only an as.hole to you"


He's nerve been in here before

Keith S said...

"He's nerve been in here before"

Ah, quick to judge. Got it

Meiz said...

Yes. In fact, he is a judge.


ns

Meiz said...

Okay, I'll bite. Dude walks in, and barks out "I have to get a fax. I have a $100 bill, what's the issue?"


verbatim

Keith S said...

I don't get the joke

Keith S said...

Worst "dude walks in" joke, eVaR!

Meiz said...

Dude walks into a bar...and says yowwwww!

Jugdish said...

pics of and from the ISS

Keith S said...

WADR jug, spiff's pic links are much better

El Padrino said...

spiff how long you been wit ur girl
got a feeling your going down soon

spaceman spiff said...

"Okay, I'll bite. Dude walks in, and barks out "I have to get a fax. I have a $100 bill, what's the issue?""

you should have charged him 98.99$ for the fax

Meiz said...

Spiff's too young to die.

spaceman spiff said...

"spiff how long you been wit ur girl
got a feeling your going down soon"

4 years this month

isiah thomas said...

suite, thanks jug

Jugdish said...

WADR jug, spiff's pic links are much better



no arguement from me

El Padrino said...

in you face KODICA 130

El Padrino said...

4 years


see ya

isiah thomas said...

Carville told Politico that focusing on Limbaugh is a deliberate strategy aimed at undermining Republicans.

"The television cameras just can't stay away from him," he said. "Our strategy depends on him keeping talking, and I think we're going to succeed."

Greenberg added: "He's driving the Republican reluctance to deal with Obama, which Americans want."

In 2006, 51 percent of Democrats wanted Bush to fail, according to a FOX News/Opinion Dynamics poll.


duh

Keith S said...

60% of the time those stats are right every time

Jugdish said...

but there is only a 10% chance of that.

isiah thomas said...

EP - you hear the new G-Men stadium is ahead of schedule?

hopefully for Eli's sake it won't be as windy.

El Padrino said...

mandy moore married

El Padrino said...

"EP - you hear the new G-Men stadium is ahead of schedule?

hopefully for Eli's sake it won't be as windy."

yeah there is a video of my blog of the last beam going into place

Jugdish said...

EP - you hear the new Jets stadium is ahead of schedule?


*fixed

Meiz said...

And now my day goes down the shitter.

Jugdish said...

Did you get pulled over for a tail light being out?

isiah thomas said...

And now my day goes down the shitter.

so much drama at a UPS Store.

unreal.

Meiz said...

No sir. Someone just got in to work.

El Padrino said...

some asshole was heating up rice for 6 minutes

fucking indians

isiah thomas said...

deke, not to start anything, just for my own ignorance on the settings in a UPS Store.

but don't you just sit there and help people as they come in? no deadlines, no projects, etc?

granted, serving customers would suck and god knows trouble they could cause, but sitting around helping people can't be that bad, can it? especially in WI.

Meiz said...

"so much drama at a UPS Store.

unreal."


There isn't because I keep it all bottled up.

Meiz said...

Hungry time

Meiz said...

"granted, serving customers would suck and god knows trouble they could cause, but sitting around helping people can't be that bad, can it? especially in WI."


No, its not that bad. In fact, Mondays and Tuesdays are downright pleasant. Its just that the moron is the biggest moron on earth.

Jugdish said...

Its just that the moron is the biggest moron on earth.


I beg to differ...I have a few people that I support that could give him a run for his money.

Jugdish said...

I don't understand how someone can work at a computer for 10 or more years and know so little about them.

isiah thomas said...

computerized wall

isiah thomas said...

Depaul is beating Providence.

blessed be

tem said...

"4 years "

try to string it along for another 5 years then temgage that shit.

Jugdish said...

try to string it along for another 5 years then temgage that shit.



hilarity

tem said...

it's fun to do. trust me.

isiah thomas said...

looking around cnn, re: people grading Osama so far, this is hilarity.

GoBigOil // Less than a minute ago
Vernis: A wonderful job in 50 days? Putting us more in depth, increased spending (even after all the Dems/Libs yelled that Bush was spending too much!), ram rodding his agenda, trying to tackle Universal Heath Care which the gov't would pay for.. which can't even pay our current debt.

Yeah, he's doing alright.. Only if his agenda is to run America into the ground.

Here's a phrase for you:

Jimmy Carter 2.0

isiah thomas said...

the hdh in these comments is awsome*

Obama promised to eliminate pork- The latest bill to pass throught congress and earn his signature probably broke records for the amount of pork in it.

isiah thomas said...

Also the reason much of the inflation is being seen is a problem of the current banking system. Anyone who knows anything about fractional reserve banking and its history can concur with this.

Meiz said...

"I have a few people that I support that could give her a run for her money."


This strikes me as impossible

tem said...

Wa Va got last in a recent "happiness poll" of residents.


awesome.

spaceman spiff said...

your face strikes me as impossible

Meiz said...

Someone had to finish last.

El Padrino said...

"And now my day goes down the shitter."

if you only knew

tem said...

is el pad having a tough day?

Keith S said...

"Anyone who knows anything about fractional reserve banking and its history can concur with this."

Well duh

Keith S said...

More csil hilarity this morning

tem said...

csil is one of my new favorite people. lots of hilarity coming from her.

spaceman spiff said...

10 horrible tats

El Padrino said...

zeke dont be nervous but 3 big clients just went short Citi

large, large mammoth shorts

Keith S said...

She called me when I was driving to work. She says "Did cmk tell you that my car needs all new brakes? They said it's going to cost $650. My dad is getting ready to go into a meeting right now, do you think you could call them and pretend to be him so they won't do it?"

Again, she's almost 27.

tem said...

"large, large mammoth shorts"

wouldn't that make them pretty much pants?

tem said...

" do you think you could call them and pretend to be him so they won't do it?"


why would they listen to him and not her? haha, she is awesome.

i'll send her a ring and let her wear it for like a year and a half, but then i'll want it back.

Blue said...

short

Keith S said...

"wouldn't that make them pretty much pants?"

Mammoths don't wear pants

Blue said...

""large, large mammoth shorts""

like the equivalent of 5'9 and 1/2

spaceman spiff said...

why would they do the brakes without approval

tem said...

"Mammoths don't wear pants"

i see, but they wear shorts?

this is why i am not an investment banker, i just don't get this stuff.

Blue said...

yeah zeke, don't be nervous, wouldn't want to loose all your lives safings

Keith S said...

"why would they listen to him and not her? haha, she is awesome."

Eggzactly. I told her that she should call and tell them not to do it, but she had already told them to do it an hour earlier. So I said to tell them to stop where they're at. If I could have seen her face through the phone I probably would have seen a ::flank stake::

tem said...

"Did cmk tell you that my car needs all new brakes? "

i want to hear the things she says to cmk. i bet cmk has some fucking awesome cs stories.

isiah thomas said...

i'll send her a ring and let her wear it for like a year and a half, but then i'll want it back.

tem-larity

Keith S said...

"why would they do the brakes without approval"

She already tolt them yes

Meiz said...

"do you think you could call them and pretend to be him so they won't do it?"


She needs a reality show

tem said...

"but she had already told them to do it an hour earlier."

random groomsmen of keith will be taking care of the brake issue. he'll be paying....either directly to the mechanic or bit by bit by paying for other shit.

spaceman spiff said...

"I told her that she should call and tell them not to do it, but she had already told them to do it an hour earlier."

they probly finished already and were milking time for higher labor charge

isiah thomas said...

650$ for new brakes, wft.

she driving a benz?

Keith S said...

"random groomsmen of keith will be taking care of the brake issue. he'll be paying....either directly to the mechanic or bit by bit by paying for other shit."

Nope, he doesn't do that shit. But he and I bolth tolt her that we would put the brakes on if she buys them

Meiz said...

*cue Mize's "Brakes are easy" comment

spaceman spiff said...

temgagement of csilok would be a suite suite suuuiiiite prank, but would result in death


totally worth it if you could get it on tape

isiah thomas said...

*cue Mize's "Brakes are easy" comment

hilarity

Keith S said...

"she driving a benz?"

Element.

spaceman spiff said...

brakes are easy, if youre a mechanic, takes my mechanic 15-20 minutes to do the front brakes once the tires are off, so the shops should be fast since they have air guns and more men, why did she wait an hour to want to stop it?

Meiz said...

"650$ for new brakes, wft."


Waaay too much. fok sounds like they go to a jewish gyp joint. Then again, I paid $500 for a fucking radiator.

spaceman spiff said...

"I paid $500 for a fucking radiator."

hilarity

Keith S said...

"why did she wait an hour to want to stop it?"

Do you really need an answer to this?

Keith S said...

fok?

Keith S said...

family?

isiah thomas said...

will daddy money bags bail her out?

Meiz said...

family of keith

Keith S said...

My guess is that she's been driving around on bad brakes for a while and she's fucked a lot of shit up

Keith S said...

"will daddy money bags bail her out?"

I dunno. She'll probably just put it on her cc if they already did it.

Keith S said...

This comes after I did her taxes last night and she owes about 6 hundo

El Padrino said...

$650 for brakes, they saw her a mile away

El Padrino said...

one case where tits work against you is the mechanic shops

Keith S said...

She has none

tem said...

hmm, nevermind about temgagement then.

tem said...

let groomsman temgage that chick.

Keith S said...

"hmm, nevermind about temgagement then."

Yeah, even that's not worth it

isiah thomas said...

hmm, nevermind about temgagement then.

tem-larity again

tem is looking to set single game records today, well done sir.

spaceman spiff said...

what will csilk do if hsilk gets married before her and then you both have babies

Blue said...

fucked up rotors and drums (if she even has drums), would result in $650 worth of work

plus i guarantee you she bit on the upsell of buying some carbon graphite porcelain anti-rust ionized non-stick brakes

spaceman spiff said...

blue knows

Meiz said...

"fucked up rotors and drums (if she even has drums), would result in $650 worth of work"

I developed a nice groove in 2 of my rotors on my old car. The shop just milled 'em down, no problem.

Not trying to discount you, blue. Just making a statement.

tem said...

"...if hsilk gets married before her...."


this is currently plan tem gamma.

Meiz said...

Lady in here just said this: "I must be the only person in the world that doesn't have a fax machine at home".


Why the fuck would she think so many people have fax machines machines in their homes?


Lady and Gentlemen, Mequon, WI!

spaceman spiff said...

yea she could get her rotors 'turned' if they arent too fucked up or if they havent been 'turned' too many times already, but the shop wont tell her that

Blue said...

agree with spiff, they won't offer to turn her rotors for her.

see living in a small town pays off for mize sometimes.

tem said...

i can't wait for csil speech.

Keith S said...

"what will csilk do if hsilk gets married before her and then you both have babies"

I will only have 1 sil

Blue said...

or you will be a widower

Keith S said...

cmk tolt csil a while back during a drunk conversation that if csil ever died we would take care of her animals. I axed her wft she was thinking

isiah thomas said...

EP what did they short them at?

Jugdish said...

Sell Mortimer!! Sell!

isiah thomas said...

maybe "take care of" = kill them?

tem said...

"maybe "take care of" = kill them?"

exactly, cmk is a smart one, marrying keith not withstanding.

Meiz said...

There goes Tem, using his fancy $10 words.

Keith S said...

"exactly, cmk is a smart one, marrying keith not withstanding."


Exactly

Keith S said...

"There goes Tem, using his fancy $10 words."

He went to Kenyon, those are $100k words

Meiz said...

Martin?

Jugdish said...

Kenyons are good marathon runners.

JFreak said...

Where is kenyon?

tem said...

Kenyon is not near Uganda.

tem said...

but if the question is serious it is in Gambier, Ohio.

El Padrino said...

"EP what did they short them at?"

1.39

tem said...

basically right in the middle of ohio. next to an amish family.

Jugdish said...

I took the liberty of milking your cow.


We ain't got a cow...we got a bull.

Blue said...

1.39 is still more than zeke paid...hooray

shorting 8 billion shares on a .20 drop is a huge amount of money.

shorting 200 shares on a .20 drop is not

isiah thomas said...

I'm wasn't looking to short anything, just curious what the big guys did.

isiah thomas said...

I'm wasn't

*bowing*

tem said...

old secretary hates me now because i told her to stop coughing one day.

now she never talks to me, which is awesome. she never asks me to do anything and she never tells me random shit like "i'm going to the little girls room" or "if the mailman comes and i am not here make sure he takes the stuff in the outbox."

tem said...

now she is looking for someone to move a heavy box and refuses to ask me....awesome.

isiah thomas said...

tem told an old lady to stop coughing?


that's awesome.

temenezer

Blue said...

country western days here at work


"there might be a little dust on the bottle"

Blue said...

"now she is looking for someone to move a heavy box and refuses to ask me....awesome."

so the old lady thinks tem is not strong...got it.

Meiz said...

But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's inside

Meiz said...

Also: Dumbo is terrified of black people.

Blue said...

meiz knows his cuntry music

Meiz said...

Only some country

El Padrino said...

jamie dimon tells obama indirectly to stop talking shit or else

tem said...

dimon likes the penis.

El Padrino said...

no clue Rodney Rogers is paralyzed

tem said...

"there might be a little dust on the bottle"

david lee murphy.

tem said...

el debbie downdro

El Padrino said...

Jug you broke it

tem said...

lull

Jugdish said...

I left the cap off the gas tank again.

tem said...

right before new and old too.

tem said...

wierd

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