Monday, March 09, 2009

Back to life, back to reality

Here we go. Thanks to Beth for stepping up with a guest post last Monday. I'll probably read it at some point. I have a lot of ketchup from the last week. I will most likely not do it, though.

Hawaii was pretty suite...also pretty expensive around where we stayed on Waikiki. Once you got a little bit away from there, the prices got a little closer to normal. One day we went to the International Marketplace, where it's just a bunch of people (japs) selling shit in little kiosks. But every kiosk sold the same shit. And there were hundreds of kiosks. Seemed kind of pointless to me. But I'm white, so maybe I don't get it.

I saw a pic of ep & cmep on facebook. Nice work EP. ns I also like how EP has the platform shoes on so he looks taller. Very sneaky.

cmk & I went and bought a dinnerware set for $600 yesterday. Them shits better last for 50 years.

Had dinner over at the in-laws house last night, and csil was there. We we looking at all the pictures we developed from the disposable cameras at the reception. Csil says "How come most of these pictures have cmk in them? I'm hardly in any of them". And she was not joking at all.

Now, some cock for EP....


I saw zero sports in the last 10 days. I couldn't tell you who's ranked #1 in NCAABB, who has the best record in the NBA, or who won any UFC fights on Saturday night. But I do know that A-Rod doesn't use steroids anymore, so now he needs to have surgeries and shit. If he falls to my shitty #9 spot in the keeper league that would be suite (AHIIK).

I had no idear the clocks moved ahead this weekend. Jesus Chris, I think I was on another planet or something. I have no clue what is going on right now. I wish I had deke's time masheen right now.

And now, some fireworks to close the show...



Go talk and stuff

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Beth said...

Welcome back Keith. I'm curious though. Looking back on it now, are you glad you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon?

El Padrino said...

you shoulda went to jamaica holmes

told you

El Padrino said...

damn facebook, i thought you need to be someones friend to view their shit

Beth said...

It all depends on your settings EP.

El Padrino said...

set this

tem said...

you can only see 1 picture.

tem said...

keith why weren't there lots of pictures of hsil?

tem said...

tem is not at work yet. having work done on the condo first. i could leave the dudes alone here, but i think i am enjoying not being at work.

El Padrino said...

stay home

Jugdish said...

you don't want them to take your bed skirt either.

El Padrino said...

are you getting a microwave installed

Blue said...

good job tem

this was one of your better posts, but i miss the movie review.

Blue said...

and i had seen a picture of cmep...sororities keep pictures forever

Blue said...

but i refused to share it with LoV out of principal*

Blue said...

and now that will start a massive* google search

El Padrino said...

oh good lord

Beth said...

I don't need to google for pics of cmep, she sends me my own private ones of her...

And blue, is the new advanced HDH to put an asterisk next to words that are correct? (i.e. "massive*")

El Padrino said...

"but i refused to share it with LoV out of principal*"

i appreciate it, i think

Blue said...

i don't know why i put an asterisk by the word massive*

Jugdish said...

"but i refused to share it with LoV out of principal*"


he put it on pac-10poon instead.

Blue said...

"i appreciate it, i think"

it was a picture from your wedding, no big dealio

El Padrino said...

oh ok, i think i know that one

El Padrino said...

cmep wall

El Padrino said...

Jim Cramer, my boy, lets into just about everyone and pats himself on the back in every other sentence

Blue said...

cramer is crazy

El Padrino said...

ATL, NEW champ of mexican drug cartels

Blue said...

i wonder if they smuggle their drugs in hollowed out water bottles

Beth said...

A funny clothing tag that I'd think LOV approves of...

Blue said...

blue approves that message

El Padrino said...

funny blog in general

El Padrino said...

i've never laundered any clothing in my life, ever

ns

Beth said...

EP, does your wife work outside the home?

El Padrino said...

"EP, does your wife work outside the home?"

yes

and that previous comment does not mean i am rich, just been fortunate enough to have people around to do it for me

mom, aunt, wife

El Padrino said...

cmep works for a bank as a customer service rep

El Padrino said...

stfu oprah, you fat disgusting hog

El Padrino said...

tracy morgan hosting snl this week, hopefully Brian Fellows comes up

Blue said...

I'm brian fellows

Beth said...

"cmep works for a bank as a customer service rep"

So from now on, instead of saying the current financial crisis is EP's fault, we should say it's both EP and cmep's faults.

Blue said...

fucking daylight savings time

El Padrino said...

look at beth reach

Beth said...

Reach this.


(Somehow that type of response is not as effective for me as when guys say it to each other.)

spaceman spiff said...

how come csilk isnt in any of the pictures in this post

Blue said...

why would tem have pictures of csilkeith in his post?

El Padrino said...

correct

spaceman spiff said...

saw watchmen, only good thing about the movie was rorschach, except for the fact that he reminded me of danny bonaduce with his mask off. the sex scene is hilarious

Beth said...

Spiff, freak already reviewed The Watchman, per your own rules only 1 review of a movie is allowed on LOV.

s

spaceman spiff said...

yea but mine was more detailed


s

Beth said...

But freak tailored his to his audience, he mentioned the male nudity.

s

spaceman spiff said...

showed the trailer for 'the hangover' before the movie, mike tyson cameo was good

spaceman spiff said...

trailer, tyson at the end

andy bernard is in the movie too

Keith S said...

"Welcome back Keith. I'm curious though. Looking back on it now, are you glad you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon?"

Yeah. I probably would have never gone otherwise. It was a good trip

Keith S said...

"you shoulda went to jamaica holmes

told you"


Neither one of us has a passport yet and she didn't want to get one until her name changed so she wouldn't have to deal with that twice. This has been discussed ad nauseum

Keith S said...

"damn facebook, i thought you need to be someones friend to view their shit"

Just had to look up your last name. Can't see her profile, just her profile pic which is you & her.

Keith S said...

"keith why weren't there lots of pictures of hsil?"

I dunno. Maybe I'll post one of her and her hot friends

Keith S said...

back from vacation natty

El Padrino said...

"Neither one of us has a passport yet and she didn't want to get one until her name changed so she wouldn't have to deal with that twice. This has been discussed ad nauseum"

birth cert and drivers license accepted i believe

US Virgin Islands, Bahamas if not Jamaica

Blue said...

that's the old skool rules EP

GW made it impossible to come back into the U S and A without a passport, even if you go to mexico, canada and puerto rico.

El Padrino said...

"Just had to look up your last name. Can't see her profile, just her profile pic which is you & her."

it's cool, thanks for compliment

Keith S said...

You need a passport to fly to Mexico now. Pretty sure you would need one for Jamaica or Bahamas.

Blue said...

yeah, it's not the getting to jamaica/mexico that is the problem...it's getting back into the states

El Padrino said...

"GW made it impossible to come back into the U S and A without a passport, even if you go to mexico, canada and puerto rico."

i knew it was coming, didnt know when because last yaer for the turks and caicos trip my cousin did the berth cert route and no problems

Blue said...

it still angries me...now if i want to take the little one to mexico she has to have a passport.

Keith S said...

"it still angries me...now if i want to take the little one to mexico she has to have a passport."

You can still drive there w/ just a DL until the end of this year

isiah thomas said...

angries

or

angries*

El Padrino said...

blue i got the little one a passport , it was quite annoying and it expires quicker than the adult ones because babies are shifty and change apperences more than adults do

El Padrino said...

but it's a good reason to take a day off

Keith S said...

"blue i got the little one a passport"

That's something that rich people do

isiah thomas said...

Tyler Hansboro's "career highlight" during the espn highlights of the Dook/UNC game was him get the shit knocked out of him by Gerald Henderson.

hilarity

El Padrino said...

"That's something that rich people do"

so i should leave her at home when we go away?

isiah thomas said...

so i should leave her at home when we go away?

Home Alone 8: Guidos on the loose.

wadr

Blue said...

"You can still drive there w/ just a DL until the end of this year"

but there is a travel advisory because mexican cartels are killing folks that drive acrost the border.

Meiz said...

babies make the best drug mules

Blue said...

and driving to mexico doesn't sound fun

Keith S said...

"but there is a travel advisory because mexican cartels are killing folks that drive acrost the border."

Well yeah, there's also that

El Padrino said...

keef you try any Kampachi fish?

Keith S said...

"and driving to mexico doesn't sound fun"

It's not bad from here. 5 hours to get to Rocky Point

El Padrino said...

"but there is a travel advisory because mexican cartels are killing folks that drive acrost the border."

deal breaker

Keith S said...

"so i should leave her at home when we go away?"

Wait until she's old enough to remember it

Keith S said...

"keef you try any Kampachi fish?"

No. I didn't have much fish. Mostly crab & lobster

Blue said...

did you drive up to the top of diamond head?

spaceman spiff said...

dont you have to walk up diamond head

isiah thomas said...

Mostly crab & robster

*fized

Keith S said...

Didn't go to Diamond Head. Was too much traffic around there. Plus neither one of us brought shoes you could really hike in

isiah thomas said...

I don't want to go anywhere in Meh-i-co that ain't tricked out for tourists.

El Padrino said...

"Wait until she's old enough to remember it"

i didnt decide to get married in jamaica, my stupid sister did

gonna be a blast though

and we have camera nowadays

Keith S said...

"i didnt decide to get married in jamaica, my stupid sister did

gonna be a blast though

and we have camera nowadays"


Gotcha. I'm just sayin, I see these families in Hawaii with their kids who aren't even old enough to walk yet. Why would you spend that much money on a trip with them because they won't remember any of it, and you can't even fully enjoy the trip because you're having to feed the baby every 6 hours or whatever, plus changing it non-stop. I don't get it.

isiah thomas said...

Gotcha. I'm just sayin, I see these families in Hawaii with their kids who aren't even old enough to walk yet. Why would you spend that much money on a trip with them because they won't remember any of it, and you can't even fully enjoy the trip because you're having to feed the baby every 6 hours or whatever, plus changing it non-stop. I don't get it.


well when the kids get older and complain that they want to go to HI you bust out the vidyeo's and pics and go "you've already been now STFU"

Blue said...

"dont you have to walk up diamond head"

that's what i thought, but somebody told me you can drive basically to the top and you have to walk like 30 feet.

El Padrino said...

"Gotcha. I'm just sayin, I see these families in Hawaii with their kids who aren't even old enough to walk yet. Why would you spend that much money on a trip with them because they won't remember any of it, and you can't even fully enjoy the trip because you're having to feed the baby every 6 hours or whatever, plus changing it non-stop. I don't get it."

yea i wouldnt do big trips with her just yet, but it aint that much money, you dont pay for a plane ticket until 2 and the hotel doesnt charge you for another person (not to my knowledge) so it cost almost nothing but it is a pain in the ass

El Padrino said...

"well when the kids get older and complain that they want to go to HI you bust out the vidyeo's and pics and go "you've already been now STFU"

solid plan

El Padrino said...

who has money?

buy stocks

Keith S said...

I wanna buy locks, stocks, and two smoking barrels

El Padrino said...

AMEX
GE
C


retire

El Padrino said...

you'll never guess a bottom, buy now, worse case scenario amex loses 2 more bucks, ge already up we missed 6.60 and c onyl has nationalization rumors to beat, once they do lights out

Keith S said...

Santana starting season on DL

El Padrino said...

"8:24a: While biased due to Berkshire's ownership of NetJets, Buffett says it is a mistake to criticize company executives for using corporate jets. He says no one should be "demonized." Buffett says Berkshire has made deals it would not have otherwise made because he has access to a private jet."

preach on playa

El Padrino said...

E. Santana

El Padrino said...

pedro looked phenominal, btw

Keith S said...

Suite deal

Jugdish said...

Didn't he pitch against the Netherlands?

El Padrino said...

yeah and, didnt netherlands win?

El Padrino said...

he's hitting 91mph

Jugdish said...

its the netherlands

El Padrino said...

yeah i know, jus sayin he looked healthy

isiah thomas said...

that Jim Cramer article EP linked was pretty good.

isiah thomas said...

Suite deal

that's crazy, that hotel must suck?

tem said...

"I dunno. Maybe I'll post one of her and her hot friends"

maybe is not good enough.

isiah thomas said...

it's funny how when me and EP brought up how the economy is going to shit and quoted people like Cramer about a second great depression might be on the horizon - how we were clowned, yet that looks to be what is happening now.

*cough* bleu *cough*

Blue said...

maybe doesn't pay the bills

El Padrino said...

the writing was on the wall, still can't believe they let lehman fail

spaceman spiff said...

"yeah i know, jus sayin he looked healthy"

isnt he looking for a contract

Blue said...

you still have a long ways to go before it would be anywhere near great depression standards.

and to a degree, a lot of shit is taking so long to fix because the government got in the fucking way.

tem said...

they should let everything fail.


i don't want to have bought a tent for nothing.

tem said...

goverment fucks everything up, hasn't done anything right in decades.


that is one of the truths tem lives by.

Blue said...

finally some people in the government are realizing that no matter what they do, some of these banks are going to fail.

so should we just pump money and keep them artificially alive, or just let them die a quick painful death, and then move on.

isiah thomas said...

no college degree required:

Flight Attendant
If you’re willing to fly all over creation, deal with rowdy passengers and keep a smile on your face throughout, you can earn a good living as a flight attendant. The mean salary for a flight attendant is in the $55,000 a year range, but top earners can rake in nearly $100,000. If you can speak a foreign language, you’ll go far—literally.

Nuclear Power Operator
Believe it or not, you don’t need a degree to operate a nuclear power reactor, but you will need training both in the classroom and on the job. You’ll also need a license. The median salary for a reactor operator is $80,510 a year. Hey, if Homer Simpson can do it, why not you?

El Padrino said...

was thinking this the other day cuz I was at this little intimate italian joint and the guy was snooty in taking our orders and he didnt write anything down, of course he fucked up an order but i felt like I knew he was fucking up just didnt know how to be like bro, you should be writing this down

Keith S said...

"maybe is not good enough."

Says you. I have the pic and can look at it. maybe someday you can too

El Padrino said...

"finally some people in the government are realizing that no matter what they do, some of these banks are going to fail."

it's ok for somebanks to fail, just not lehman or aig

they fucked up with lehamn and the continuing bailing out of AIG is necessary

Jugdish said...

so should we just pump money and keep them artificially alive, or just let them die a quick painful death, and then move on.


let them fail...someone else will step up and pick up the slack.

Keith S said...

Anytime I have a server who doesn't write shit down, I try to make my order as difficult as possible

ns

Keith S said...

Don't try to be a hero. Just be a server

tem said...

"Says you. I have the pic and can look at it. maybe someday you can too"

i guess i have a goal now.

El Padrino said...

"isnt he looking for a contract"

he's looking for the mets to sign him, had 4 different offers from other teams

but yes he's umemployed

El Padrino said...

"Anytime I have a server who doesn't write shit down, I try to make my order as difficult as possible

ns"

i root for them to fail although that fucks with my shit

maybe some of them have tape recorders

isiah thomas said...

Don't try to be a hero. Just be a server

exactly, IDGAF if you can memorize shit, just get the order correct, and if you don't I'll only tip you 10%. (s on the last part)

tem said...

"Anytime I have a server who doesn't write shit down, I try to make my order as difficult as possible"

just change your order at least once. they'll either write it down or fuck it up. or better yet, change cmk's order for her. the waiter will get real confused because you said it, but it was for her order.

isiah thomas said...

but yes he's umemployed

people don't realize how bad umployment is.

isiah thomas said...

but yes he's umemployed

people don't realize how bad umeployment is.

Keith S said...

tem has had good practice apparently

isiah thomas said...

suite, hdh in back-to-back comments

El Padrino said...

fucking cocky waiters

isiah thomas said...

those are his First Watch tactics

El Padrino said...

you know beth wrote shit down

Jugdish said...

I was at an IHOP early one morning after the bars closed. This stoned waitress took our order on a one dollar bill, and then left...the restaurant.

isiah thomas said...

I was at an IHOP early one morning after the bars closed. This stoned waitress took our order on a one dollar bill, and then left...the restaurant.

that....just....happened


that's awesome

isiah thomas said...

just picked up a couple hundo C EP

tem said...

i bet that waitress is umployed now.

El Padrino said...

"just picked up a couple hundo C EP"

sit back and watch the magic happen

isiah thomas said...

tem, that one deaf UFC guy is a straight up BAMF.

Jugdish said...

when another waitress took our order about 30 minutes later, we told her some crack head waitress took our order and left. She said "Oh she's not on crack, she's on crystal meth".


ohh...pardon me

El Padrino said...

cock

El Padrino said...

testing my bold html code

strikethrough not working apparentely

isiah thomas said...

stoopid

isiah thomas said...

is a new Day of Dong breaking out?

El Padrino said...

nah strikethrough didnt work

tem said...

"tem, that one deaf UFC guy is a straight up BAMF"

he is one of my favorites.

tem said...

how'd i do on my ufc picks?

El Padrino said...

zeke me and this guy at work were talking talladega nights how funny the movie is and he says the movie is good but the little kids make it great

i have to agree

the 20-30 lines those kids have, especially the little red head kid are memorable

El Padrino said...

Ah no, not my prison shank.

El Padrino said...

ANARCHY!
ANARCHY!

I Don't know what it means but I love it!

isiah thomas said...

she asked me what the capital of North Carolina was....and I said Washington DC.

Meiz said...

woe is me








that is all

Meiz said...

I got pulled over this morning

El Padrino said...

Ima come atch you like a spider monkey

Blue said...

did you tell them that you dad is a cop?

Jugdish said...

his dad pulled him over...he forgot his lunch

Meiz said...

Hell no. That's a dumb move.

Meiz said...

Although I did forget my lunch today.

spaceman spiff said...

did the officer want a ZJ

El Padrino said...

"I got pulled over this morning"

putting your lipstick while driving again?

Jugdish said...

Did you show him your tits to get out of the ticket?

Tyler said...

We need to start a Lordz of Waiting to address all of these points about servers. I could write 29 posts about it.

tem said...

did you say "do you know who i am??"

Tyler said...

I have some advise* for people that are looking to move. Don't do it. Or hire movers.

El Padrino said...

hiring movers is the way to go

El Padrino said...

meiz you shoulda spread your butt apart like Mike Honcho

isiah thomas said...

I got pulled over this morning

great responses, I like where your heads are at.

congrats to all those involved.

Meiz said...

Oh my goodness. Gorgeous, tall, part Asian girl up in here. My dick just moved.

isiah thomas said...

Oh my goodness. Gorgeous, tall, part Asian girl up in here. My dick just moved towards her boyfriends anoos.

*fized

Meiz said...

"did the officer want a ZJ"


No, but I offered anyway.

Blue said...

did meiz use the George Karl story to get out of the ticket.

El Padrino said...

hehehehe

tem said...

"Or hire movers."


always, always...they are dirt cheap now too because they have no work.

tem said...

did meiz get a ticket or just a warning?

Meiz said...

"did meiz get a ticket or just a warning?"

Neither, really. I just forgot to put my registration sticker on my license plate, but I had it in my car. So, I just put it on there, on the spot.

Jugdish said...

that story sucked

Blue said...

worst.story.ever

El Padrino said...

zeke, thrid time this season d'antoni coached with his head up his ass in the 4th quarter leading to a loss

please advice

isiah thomas said...

Neither, really. I just forgot to put my registration sticker on my license plate, but I had it in my car. So, I just put it on there, on the spot.

was this before or after the gay sex acts with the officer?

tem said...

the cop was actually looking at plates for that shit?

El Padrino said...

*Neither, really. I just forgot to wear pants this morning because I was in a rush and couldnt sink wash them because they turned my water off because i didnt pay my bill because i'm so broke and i got red baron sauce on my other pants which i got from the salvation army cuz i'm so broke so the cop, but I had an extra pair of pants in the car from three years ago so i squeezed them on my fat ass right there, on the spot.

*fized

Jugdish said...

he also got him for transporting bait across city limits.

Meiz said...

"*Neither, really. I just forgot to wear pants this morning because I was in a rush and couldnt sink wash them because they turned my water off because i didnt pay my bill because i'm so broke and i got red baron sauce on my other pants which i got from the salvation army cuz i'm so broke so the cop, but I had an extra pair of pants in the car from three years ago so i squeezed them on my fat ass right there, on the spot."


That story is better.



Related: I can pay my bill just fine.

Meiz said...

*bills

El Padrino said...

labia

isiah thomas said...

nothing wrong with a little close up meat curtain photo on a Monday.

El Padrino said...

"President Obama says the United States is open to reaching out to some moderate voices in the Taliban"

idiot

isiah thomas said...

oh the "Osama admits he is really Mooslim" headlines are coming EP, just wait.


ns

Tyler said...

"that story sucked"

Word. Way too anti-climatic.

isiah thomas said...

Bobby Bowden has gots to be pissed. He's going to have to coach to age 95 now to catch JoePa.

El Padrino said...

T are you sayin your in?

isiah thomas said...

famous amos

tem said...

i think i was 3-2 for ufc.

El Padrino said...

cool link

tem said...

amos is cool.

isiah thomas said...

we get big bags of ice bc our fridge in the break room is old skool.

people throw the bags on the floor to break it up.

that floor is nasty and dirty, fucking disgusting.

El Padrino said...

slobs

isiah thomas said...

to get the ice out of the bags there is a cup they use which I doubt has been washed or replaced in a long time.

equally disgusting.

El Padrino said...

people are nasty

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