Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wait for it....wait for it.

That's the deal for today. I am pulling an El Pad. I have some work to do before I post.

So whilst you wait you can think about nuns.



OK, so here we go. I got my fun work done. I was even taught how to fold the big pieces of paper "Wall Street Style." Basically that means in half and then you dog ear the corners. I am not sure why I got to spend 15 minutes learning this, but whatever, it was 9am and I wasn't going to put out too much quality work anyway.


Well the big news is obviously A-Rod. 2+ years of taking roids it sounds like. Wow. I think Zeke said it first, but it is amazing that Jose Canseco is the most reliable person when it comes to steroids talk. I do like how A-Rod pretends that once he stopped juicing it was all natural...umm I think the 2+ years of juicing helped. Even if you stop juicing the muscles just don't immediately disappear. A-Rod is a douche, but this whole crap makes me wonder about Frank Thomas and Griffey Jr. Last week I was convinced those 3 were clean, now hell, I have to wonder. I could have added more names to the list of people I wonder about, but Frank and Junior were my two favorite players.

That's enough A-Rod talk though, he has gotten enough press. Let's talk about a list of celebs who aren't dead, but I could totally convince you that they were dead.

1) John Goodman
2) Dick Clark (even with New Year's just happening you'd believe he is dead)
3) Bob Barker
4) The guy who played Carl Winslow (Reginald VelJohnson)
5) Charles S. Dutton
6) Sean Connery
7) The 2 other girls from TLC that weren't Left Eye.
8) Kid
9) Play
10) Pee Wee Herman


And now an NHL update: Freaking Boston has the most points, freaking Boston must be the best.

College Basketball talk: Up until about today I was pretty convinced that the Big East would send 9 or 10 teams to the Big Dance. Now I'm not so sure. I think they get the normal 8. The teams are just beating up on one another. Right now I don't see how Notre Dame gets in and I am not sure Georgetown gets back in it. But Cinci looks like they have a shot as does WVU and Providence...in the end I don't think all 3 of those guys make it. I'll say 2 of those 3 make it along with UConn, Pitt, Cuse, Marquette, Louisville, and Nova to give the league 8 bids.

Well time to wrap this shiznit up. The End.

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El Padrino said...

man my namesake has coined many phrases, pretty suite

El Padrino said...

i'll be sparsely today

not at work

Beth said...

Sorry tem, I went to Catholic school for way too many years (ns) to think about nuns now.

Blue said...

nun of your damn business

tem said...

"Sorry tem, I went to Catholic school for way too many years (ns) to think about nuns now."

that's just nunsense.

Beth said...

Nun of those jokes are funny.

Blue said...

fucking gas on my shoe, i hate that shit.

nun

Beth said...

Slow start to the day today on LOV.

tem said...

slow star indeed.

nun of us want to step up and comment a lot.

tem said...

whew, finally added to the post.

had to prep some models for some investor type people to look at.

damn rich people.

then big boss had changes at 9:32 for a 9:30 meeting. sometimes he is crazy.

but now everyone is out of my hair (insert tem is bald joke here) and I can get to reading comics and enjoying the morning.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

mom w/14 kids has some cripples

Blue said...

"had to prep some models for some investor type people to look at."

if only this wasn't finance geekspeak, i'd be jealous

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"In Nadya's view, the money that she gets from the food stamp program ... and the resources disabilities payments she gets for her three children are not welfare," he said. "They are part of programs designed to help people with need, and she does not see that as welfare."



Um, he just defined welfare

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

In mize's view, he's not poor. He just doesn't have money

tem said...

"They are part of programs designed to help people with need, and she does not see that as welfare."

nunsense.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

In tem's view he is not bald. He just does not have any hair

Beth said...

In EP's view, he's not biased, he just thinks everything in NY is the best.

tem said...

i have some hair.

i am balding.

and the process is like 70% complete.

Beth said...

Is your dad totally bald Tem?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Isn't baldness predicted by your mom's dad?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"Is your dad totally bald Tem?"

Are you?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"The driver of the $100,000-plus Bentley with Illinois plates was identified as a businessman of Pakistani origins, the newspaper says. No name was given."



Doesn't look like it was DJ Khaled

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

It was previously believed that baldness was inherited from the maternal grandfather. While there is some basis for this belief, both parents contribute to their offspring's likelihood of hair loss.



blessed be

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

This place sucks

tem said...

old lady secretary won't stop coughing.

it sounds like a death cough too.

if she dies, she dies.

tem said...

"Is your dad totally bald Tem?"

nope, my dad has most of his hair. my dad's dad had all of his hair, my dad's uncle has all of his hair.

my mom's dad was bald and every male cousin and uncle from my mom's side is bald.


i'm going with the whole it is your maternal grandfather that causes baldness idea.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

death cough sounds bad

tem said...

your face sucks.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Your face sucks

tem said...

ha, good comeback. you're shook.



SSSSSSSHHHHHOOOOOOOKKKKKK

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Your face is shook

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

it's probably parkinson's

tem said...

you don't know that because you are not a scientist.

tem said...

go back to reading your teen magazines and watching disney channel.

Meiz said...

I'm not fat, I'm just overweight

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

What's wrong w/ disney channel?

Blue said...

i'm getting high off the gasoline fumes on my shoes...it's not good

tem said...

take your shoes off then.

tem said...

and put them in some other room.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Or learn how to fill your car up with gas

Blue said...

"Or learn how to fill your car up with gas"

hey jonas boner...the gas was on the ground when i got out of the car

Blue said...

"and put them in some other room."

dun

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"the gas was on the ground when i got out of the car"


woe

Blue said...

woe is your face

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

says you

Beth said...

Tem, if you never listen to anything else I say, take this piece of advice from me. NEVER EVER EVER do a combover, at least not if you ever want to get laid again.

tem said...

thanks for the advice.

i roll with the short hair though. combovers are out of the question.

Blue said...

shave it all off

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Are you talking to beth or tem?

Meiz said...

Some little old man cussed at me on the phone.

spaceman spiff said...

"Doesn't look like it was DJ Khaled"

damn my running diary was all for naught, thought i was witnessing history, it was funny because at the beginning they thought it might be chris brown

Blue said...

combover like the big Ern (cue :flank stare: from tem), would be the awsomeness suite.

tem said...

i've thought about shaving my head, but for now have decided against it.


i suspect beth has already shaved it all off. iykwim

tem said...

"big Ern "

Kingpin.


suck it.

Meiz said...

Tem should rock the long hair horse shoe look.

Blue said...

"Are you talking to beth or tem?"

wouldn't you like to know

spaceman spiff said...

"at least not if you ever want to get laid again."

he could get a hooker still

Beth said...

"i suspect beth has already shaved it all off. iykwim"

Depends on my mood. (ns)

Blue said...

"he could get a hooker still"

maybe he should go to Thailand

tem said...

"Tem should rock the long hair horse shoe look."

i'd look ridiculous.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

The rain was coming down sideways last night

tem said...

even more so than if I rocked an earring.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

i'd look more ridiculous.


*fized

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"even more so than if I rocked an earring."

Shave your head and get earrings and you can look like howie mandell

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Just overheard a conversation with some smrt chick who said "Your environment determines how tall you are"

tem said...

"i'd look more ridiculous."

ISWYDT

tem said...

did she mean like earth compared to jupiter or some place with high gravity?

you'd be shorter if you lived on jupiter.

tem said...

"Shave your head and get earrings and you can look like howie mandell"

my ears are too small to rock earrings.

Blue said...

"The rain was coming down sideways last night"

then it wasn't really coming "down" then was it

spaceman spiff said...

did not know kenny was the son of marvelous

tem said...

all of spiff's comments get a big ::blank stare:: from me today.

tem said...

except the one about a hooker.

tem said...

which is a good idea.

i'll be back after lunch.

Meiz said...

"did not know kenny was the son of marvelous"


I thought we went over this a few weeks ago

JFreak said...

we went over your face a couple weeks ago?

spaceman spiff said...

i missed class that day

spaceman spiff said...

"all of spiff's comments get a big ::blank stare:: from me today."

did you read LOVAD

spaceman spiff said...

when will they release those rihanna pics, they said she got fucked up

Blue said...

she had bite marks and shit on her or something...jus what i heard

Blue said...

kenny marvelous gets a flak stare

Blue said...

danica patrick is in the SI swimsuit issue? are you kidding fuck me?

spaceman spiff said...

marvelous marv albert

spaceman spiff said...

says rihanna has knots on her forehead from the punches, looks like 'devil horns'

spaceman spiff said...

blue would be correct if he were to use the term 'overrated' regarding the one they refer to as danica

Blue said...

"marvelous marv albert"

got it

Meiz said...

Danica's not even the hottest chick in her sport

Blue said...

"Danica's not even the hottest chick in her sport"

or just about any setting. but she's probably in the jonas lover's top 5.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"did not know kenny was the son of marvelous"

Stop it

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"or just about any setting. but she's probably in the jonas lover's top 5."

You'll never hear me say she's good looking

Blue said...

did you know that Gus Johnson is Magic's younger brother?

Beth said...

I don't know, I'd say this and this from Danica's SI shoot are pretty good pics.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Ashley Force >>>>>>> Danica

spaceman spiff said...

"did you know that Gus Johnson is Magic's younger brother?"

stop it, johnson is just magic's nickname

or

all black people are brothers

Meiz said...

You can laugh with the sinners or cry with the saints.

spaceman spiff said...

cmon beff, a professional photoshoot can pretty much make any non fat chick look good

Beth said...

"cmon beff, a professional photoshoot can pretty much make any non fat chick look good"

I'm not saying she's a supermodel or anything, but I think she's pretty cute. Sure, she gets more pub than maybe she should about her looks but if you saw her in real life and didn't know who she was I bet you'd think she was hot.

And a professional photoshoot can't give you a good body like she clearly has. (Although I know for most of you her boobs are too small...)

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

mize has bigger boobs than her

Beth said...

But I will agree with Jonas Bros - Ashley Force is better looking. (I'd never heard of her before.)

Beth said...

mize also has bigger boobs than me. What's your point?

spaceman spiff said...

danica would not be hot if she was a normal person walking down the street, she has no lips and no tits.

Meiz said...

"mize has bigger boobs than her"


That one cuts deep, Jo bros, real deep.

spaceman spiff said...

beff i dont recall you ever saying anything bad about any girl discussed on here

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

no lips is tough to overcome

Beth said...

"danica would not be hot if she was a normal person walking down the street, she has no lips and no tits"

Clearly you and I have different opinions on what is hot then.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"What's your point?"

Do I ever have one?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Danica has a cute face, but she's too skinny

Beth said...

"beff i dont recall you ever saying anything bad about any girl discussed on here"

Oh I can get as catty as the next woman, trust me. But I just find it both hilarious and annoying when regular guys look at decently attractive famous women and criticize the heck out of them when in real life they'd never have a shot with those women even if they weren't famous.

OK, stepping off my soapbox now...

Beth said...

"What's your point?"

"Do I ever have one?"

Good point. (SWIDT?)

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

spiff is no regular guy

spaceman spiff said...

"But I just find it both hilarious and annoying when regular guys look at decently attractive famous women and criticize the heck out of them when in real life they'd never have a shot with those women even if they weren't famous."

welcome to the internet, where e-standards rule

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Have you not seen the spiff challenges?

Meiz said...

"mize also has bigger boobs than me. What's your point?"


This one hurts even more. I'm gonna start cutting myself.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

CUTTER!

Blue said...

no, i think cmblue is hotter than Danica Patrick

Beth said...

"welcome to the internet"

Yeah, I know, I at times take things a little too seriously. It's part of being a woman.

NS

Blue said...

and i hate my wife

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

welcome to the internets


*fized

Beth said...

"no, i think cmblue is hotter than Danica Patrick"

Good, you should.

Blue said...

welcome to the interweb

*fized

*fizxed

Beth said...

And I've seen pics of your wife Blue, she's pretty cute. :-)

Blue said...

plus danica has a man voice

spaceman spiff said...

"This one hurts even more. I'm gonna start cutting myself."

thank you, thought i would have to wait forever to post this, meiz cutting

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

danica probably used to be a man. A kod sized man

Meiz said...

"thank you, thought i would have to wait forever to post this, meiz cutting"


Suuuuite

Meiz said...

I like how Kod said he was going to become rev-like whan he got married, yet still shows up nearly every day.

spaceman spiff said...

kod might go insane if he couldnt vent on here

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

MICHAEL Phelps wins no gold medals for party games. At the same South Carolina house party where he was snapped sucking on a bong, the Olympics hero lost a pile of money betting in a high-stakes session of the drinking game beer pong, in which players wing pingpong balls into plastic cups. "I saw Phelps pull out a roll, a bank-wrapped $2,000. He said, 'I'll match the $2,000,' " onlooker Michael Whitworth told the State newspaper. "Good ol' Phelpsie lost it, too."

tem said...

"did you read LOVAD"

no, otherwise they would probably not have gotten blank stares

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

El temdrino

spaceman spiff said...

phelps probly sucks at every single thing in life except swimming

tem said...

"danica patrick is in the SI swimsuit issue? are you kidding fuck me?"

she looks good too.

tem said...

"You'll never hear me say she's good looking"

she is good enough looking.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"phelps probly sucks at every single thing in life except swimming"

He's good at being a douche

spaceman spiff said...

at least they didnt put her on the cover, bar is hot

tem said...

meeting time.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

I haven't seen the SI swimsuit issue in at least 5 years

Blue said...

he's good at walking

spaceman spiff said...

"He's good at being a douche"

douche, i mean touche

spaceman spiff said...

eltardo mag kobe article up

Blue said...

a-rod took roids

Meiz said...

I feel like vomiting

isiah thomas said...

Danica is aight, looks good in those pics.

isiah thomas said...

I feel like vomiting

youtube it

spaceman spiff said...

zeke, regarding you calling 5 places to make a vday reservation, opentable.com son

Meiz said...

"youtube it"


No camera

isiah thomas said...

Marissa Miller has great bres-a-sis.

Meiz said...

Why can't so many people figure out that when you go to apply for a job, you shouldn't look like a fucking slob?

Hell, just throw on a polo and some khakis, for chris sakes

Blue said...

valentine's day


::blank stare::

Meiz said...

"Marissa Miller has great bres-a-sis."


duh

isiah thomas said...

zeke, regarding you calling 5 places to make a vday reservation, opentable.com son


only "call'd" one place

went to the places websites, almost all went there and "there are no tables within two hours"

goddman ridonk

isiah thomas said...

I'm not sold on Marissa Miller's face though.

isiah thomas said...

are those things real dough*?

I want to get know those things.

I say real.

isiah thomas said...

that swimsuit link is solid, nice work beff.

spaceman spiff said...

next time, go straight to opentable put in the date and time and area and it will list all the places that have availablity, then just choose one

isiah thomas said...

nerve* tried that with opentable.

I'll peep game.

spaceman spiff said...

marissa miller is all natural, breast wise, she was in perfect 10 mag, they dont allow any silicone

isiah thomas said...

the place we're going isn't on there.

75$/per person fixed menu.

bitch better appreciate shit.

spaceman spiff said...

-e-standards alert!!!-

not a fan of marissa millers nips, she kinda looks sexier when she's nearly naked(some girls are like this, disappointing whilst butt nekkid), like the ipod photo etc. it may be that she was pale as fuck during those nekkid photos

/e-standards

isiah thomas said...

godiva and flowers can lick scrot too.

isiah thomas said...

nekkid MM photo's -

link?

spaceman spiff said...

i dont eat anywhere that i need a reservation for that isnt on opentable, fuck calling

Blue said...

yeah, her topless stuff left something to be desired...maybe they didn't have a good photoshopper that day.

Blue said...

"nekkid MM photo's - "

there's some of her playing tennis, or on a tennis court, i want to say

isiah thomas said...

when Rome has really loud and annoying clips that he plays over and over again I feel like drop kicking that mofo.

spaceman spiff said...

miller tits

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"Hell, just throw on a polo and some khakis, for chris sakes"

The 'burg has the most relaxed job interviews

isiah thomas said...

miller tits

::mental note::

Meiz said...

"marissa miller is all natural, breast wise, she was in perfect 10 mag"


Woah. Awesome

spaceman spiff said...

"yeah, her topless stuff left something to be desired...maybe they didn't have a good photoshopper that day"

she's gotten much fitter since her topless days,so i might change my mind if there were some newer photos

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"next time, go straight to opentable put in the date and time and area and it will list all the places that have availablity, then just choose one"

They need to add more places. There's only 3 restaurants on there within 20 miles of me

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

*cue a "you need to move" comment

isiah thomas said...

The Clown doesn't take reservations keef, no matter where you live.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

I have reservations about your face

Blue said...

OG doesn't take reservations either.

i found this out...and they don't do "call ahead" seating

Meiz said...

"The 'burg has the most relaxed job interviews"


We're not exactly wearing shirt & tie ensembles here.

isiah thomas said...

nice "face" line, creative.

ns

isiah thomas said...

Hell, just throw on a tuxedo t-shirt and some khakis, for chris sakes

*fized

isiah thomas said...

OG doesn't take reservations either.

We hooked up some OG take-away two weekends ago and it was fan-tabulous*

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

V-day is going to be low key in the as. household

isiah thomas said...

you're lucky.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"you're lucky."

I'm hoping it will be like that from now on because the anniversary will be so close. But my guess is this will be the only low key year for it.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

But we are going to Grimaldi's, which is pretty HDH

isiah thomas said...

we tried grimaldi's once, I didn't mind it, fmz wasn't a huge fan.

grimaldi's pizza right?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Yeah. Their pizza is alright, but their huge calzones are suite

isiah thomas said...

calzones, dually* noted.

isiah thomas said...

"unlocked" celly's

wft is that

someone drop nollidge*

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

You can get their individual calzone and have enough left over to take home

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

*unless you're spiff

Blue said...

unlocked cellphone means that if you buy an Iphone for example, you can use it on any service as opposed to just AT&T.

most important for going overseas, you can buy the pre-paid phone cards and use them as opposed to "roaming"

all carriers have to unlock your phone after a certain period of time (usually the length of your contract)

spaceman spiff said...

blue dropping knowledge

that just happened

spaceman spiff said...

if you get your phone from a gook place theyll unlock it for you

spaceman spiff said...

and theyll let you sign up for only 1 year and theyll give you the phone discounted

Beth said...

"-e-standards alert!!!-"

Appreciate the alert there spiff, now if only everyone else on LOV would do this.

S

And for the record, since you said I never say anything bad about any woman on here, I agree with you about Marissa Miller's nips.

NS

spaceman spiff said...

"I agree with you about Marissa Miller's nips."

suite, ns

Meiz said...

I want to go fishing in the dam ocean

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"I want to go fishing in the dam ocean"


Do you want to take exfemmize with you, Scott Petermize?

tem said...

the ocean isn't dammed

Meiz said...

"Do you want to take exfemmize with you, Scott Petermize?"


hmmmmmmm

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"the ocean isn't dammed"

Tell that to Holland

tem said...

almost time.

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