Tuesday, February 17, 2009

WADR I'm I the new Freak?

I have a feeling this is going to be a shitty post. Well let me rephrase, shittier than normal. I know what you are thinking, "how can it get worse?" Well I could be Shamford, that'd be worse. I wonder what he is doing now. I bet he is getting his husband, er his "wife's" jock strap from the dry cleaner....why she needs to dry clean that is beyond me, but whatever.

Pitt basketball is pretty good. Don't know how they got so good, but whatever, they are in the Big East so I'll give them some love here. They are solid, right now they are my pick to win it all. I'll bail on that pick though later because it is Pitt and I hate Pitt....It'd be like Keef picking Michigan to win it all. Except Pitt is good at basketball and Michigan is just OK.

So, I gots all sorts of shit to do at work, so I must stop typing. Maybe I'll add to the post later, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll tell you all about my temdate this past weekend, maybe I won't.

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Beth said...

Hey, if you wanted to be the new Freak you coulda saved yourself all that typing and just posted a few random videos. Much easier that way I'm sure.

tem said...

i have no clue how to post a video.

typing is easier.

El Padrino said...

great post

El Padrino said...

beware of chimps

El Padrino said...

bad news all over

thanks obama!

Beth said...

"beware of chimps"

Always good advice, even before the attack in Connecticut.

tem said...

SIRI shares doubled today.

El Padrino said...

inglorious basterds trailer

El Padrino said...

tem you can take a pill to forget about the temgagement

tem said...

re pill:

i'd end up remembering all the shit i already supressed with beer and then i'd forget shit like how to drive and math.

Beth said...

re: pill

I thought they already had something for that, it's called tequila.

El Padrino said...

Minderasers

El Padrino said...

Housh is dunzo in Cincy

Meiz said...

comment

Meiz said...

I watched The Heartbreak Kid last night. Not bad. I was entertained.

El Padrino said...

i like how the dodgers are not bidding against themselves, like the yankees did

Keith S said...

"i'd end up remembering all the shit i already supressed with beer and then i'd forget shit like how to drive and math."

you know math?

Keith S said...

NY never has any fucked up crime

Keith S said...

zeke, where were you late Sunday night?

El Padrino said...

that aint weird

tem said...

i know math.

Keith S said...

"that aint weird"


yeah, it's normal to cut someone's head off

El Padrino said...

"yeah, it's normal to cut someone's head off"

You'll see.

Keith S said...

suite

Keith S said...

I don't have a pool so I'll never lose it like that

tem said...

"yeah, it's normal to cut someone's head off"

see, that's what i said in VA.

tem said...

"I don't have a pool so I'll never lose it like that"

yeah but you might go to a pool.

Keith S said...

"yeah but you might go to a pool."


good point

tem said...

just make sure the water isn't too deep or dark and you'll be fine.

Meiz said...

I'm posting Hedberg quotes today

Keith S said...

I got an ant farm. Them boys didn't grow shit

tem said...

did you give them seeds? they need seeds first.

tem said...

it's like telling some mexicans to landscape your yard, but not giving them mulch.

they'll do it and do it well, but they don't bring their own mulch.

El Padrino said...

granger piece not bad

El Padrino said...

Bell said he was upset by the video game console's initial diagnosis of his physical stature.

"It said I was obese," Bell said. "If you're obese, it makes you obese (on the screen). I was disappointed that I was that big. I literally took the game to heart."



The WII doesnt lie.

Meiz said...

The thing about tennis is no matter how good you get, you'll never be as good as a wall.

Keith S said...

apropos

Meiz said...

I noticed afterwards

Meiz said...

I got a business card 'cause I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says, "Mitch Hedberg: Potential Lunch Winner".
Give me a call ... maybe we'll have lunch.
If I'm lucky!

El Padrino said...

palin ho, kind of want to fuck her and her mom at once

El Padrino said...

there is an indian here who is gonna get his shit split if he keeps trying me

Keith S said...

sounds gay

El Padrino said...

looks like a nice park, hope the shea magic carries over

El Padrino said...

*awaiting a "what magic" joke

spaceman spiff said...

choke magic is still magic

Meiz said...

Youtube. Gobbler Guillotine. Do it.

JFreak said...

We know what kind of magic it had.

Choking magic.

El Padrino said...

there ya go!

El Padrino said...

i guess blue is following bama around today

Meiz said...

Magic AIDS?

El Padrino said...

ponzi #2

El Padrino said...

"Choking magic."

that magic is on your team now

Keith S said...

Obamer is gonna be here talking about economic woes tomorrow. mize wrote his speech

Meiz said...

And I didn't get paid for it.

Thanks, Obama!

El Padrino said...

suge knight got knocked the fuck out

spaceman spiff said...

hailing outside, suite

El Padrino said...

poor gilbert corner

El Padrino said...

WALLS ON FIRE

Meiz said...

I don't like hanging around with many of my friends anymore.

Meiz said...

I'm also weighing the positives and negatives of moving up north. Its way cheaper, and I could kill my food.

spaceman spiff said...

what are the negatives

Meiz said...

Shitty paying jobs. Lots of snow.


I think I'd maybe have to open my own business

El Padrino said...

meiz stop it

spaceman spiff said...

so effort is needed, huge speed bump for you. you need to save up money to buy a place up there then youre shitty paying job would be enough for utilities

spaceman spiff said...

keef/zeke, fatman's beef jerky, pls advice

Meiz said...

Groceries are more costly, although I'd probably hunt & fish quite a bit. The women are ugly. Limited internet connectivity.

Meiz said...

I'd probably turn into a redneck

Meiz said...

Might have a shot at that golf job. The local course's pro isn't very good.

El Padrino said...

are you better

tem said...

just noticed my HDH in my title.

spaceman spiff said...

"The women are ugly. Limited internet connectivity."

you dont care about sex, so if you need it just bang a porker. they have those wireless cards that can get you internet anywhere, might be pricey though

El Padrino said...

jesus meiz how far up north

Meiz said...

hour & a half out of Green Bay, so not that bad.

El Padrino said...

not bad at all

Meiz said...

"are you better"

Potentially.

El Padrino said...

saints dropped a deuce

El Padrino said...

i have a feeling david lee is getting traded, i will be crushed if this happens

Meiz said...

"not bad at all"

Its still quite backwoodsy

El Padrino said...

"typing is easier."

dude just copy the embed code and paste it to a draft

El Padrino said...

"Its still quite backwoodsy"

most of the state is

Meiz said...

I hope the Bucks don't trade RJ.

Meiz said...

Tyson Chandler to OKC for Wilcox & Joe Smith

tem said...

"dude just copy the embed code and paste it to a draft"

::blank stare::

Angry Leprechaun said...

hour & a half out of Green Bay, so not that bad.

-around Peshtigo?

Meiz said...

"-around Peshtigo?"


Sort of, but not really. Lakewood. between Mountain & Townsend

Angry Leprechaun said...

ah, I see; I had some friends at UW from Wausakee

El Padrino said...

meiz just move in with kod, me and T will call Fox to talk sitcom

you are the final piece

El Padrino said...

One Dysfunctional Family, Starring Kodiac 130 and Andy M.

Meiz said...

"meiz just move in with kod, me and T will call Fox to talk sitcom"


I'm wayyyyy too allergic to cats. 5 minutes, and I can't breathe for a week.

El Padrino said...

"I'm wayyyyy too allergic to pussy. 5 minutes, and I can't breathe for a week."

*fized

Meiz said...

oh hahahaha

Beth said...

That was a pretty funny fix. Made me actually LOL.

spaceman spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

LOL'ing is encouraged

Beth said...

"LOL'ing is encouraged"

Well as long as the bossman isn't walking by it is.

spaceman spiff said...

" Tyson Chandler to OKC for Wilcox & Joe Smith"

nice, chandler was playing like doodoo, but good to see them throwing in the towel.

El Padrino said...

bossman is a hardass

spaceman spiff said...

"Well as long as the bossman isn't walking by it is."

so the only time he wants your mouth open is in his office

El Padrino said...

ooooo stings

Beth said...

"so the only time he wants your mouth open is in his office"

Right, when he's asking me a work-related question.

That is what you mean spiff, right?

spaceman spiff said...

correct

spaceman spiff said...

do you have glavine chills

Beth said...

That's what I thought, cause it'd be so unlike you to make a sexually suggestive comment about me...

spaceman spiff said...

arod says its was an energy booster, still hasnt actually said 'steroid', sounds like he was taking 5 hour energy shots before they became popular

Beth said...

As a matter of fact, I DO have Glavine chills. I'm a huge Glavine fan and always have been. And yes, I know he's on the very tail end of his career but he'll be a decent 5th starter.

El Padrino said...

no vadge on aubrey though, disappointing

Keith S said...

"suge knight got knocked the fuck out"

Padfast

tem said...

"sounds like he was taking 5 hour energy shots before they became popular
"

saw a commercial for 6 hour energy drink.

i'm holding out for 9hr energy.

Keith S said...

"keef/zeke, fatman's beef jerky, pls advice"

::flank stare::

spaceman spiff said...

i think they have 7 hour energy now too

tem said...

2hrs to go.

Keith S said...

9 hour energy for mize would be putting Purple Rain on repeat

spaceman spiff said...

zeke, red bull cola, pls advice

spaceman spiff said...

red bull cola/rum will be the new red bull/vodka

El Padrino said...

texas, of course

El Padrino said...

"zeke, red bull cola, pls advice"

awful, bought a 4-pak

taste like cola, real cola before the it's coke

spaceman spiff said...

EP watch food network/travel channel and you will not be late in discovering these things

spaceman spiff said...

you better make your foot long mozz too, before it shows up on one of those channels

spaceman spiff said...

"awful, bought a 4-pak

taste like cola, real cola before the it's coke"

do you like normal red bull though

Keith S said...

EP realize that there is a world outside of your own and you will not be late in discovering these things


*fized

Keith S said...

wadr of course

El Padrino said...

"EP watch food network/travel channel and you will not be late in discovering these things"

saw it, that's why i looked it up on wiki

El Padrino said...

"do you like normal red bull though"

there isnt any red bull in it, no red bull flavor, red bull just makes it, it's raw cola

El Padrino said...

"wadr of course"

lick scrot gilbert

Keith S said...

your face is a scrot

El Padrino said...

i disagree

spaceman spiff said...

"there isnt any red bull in it, no red bull flavor, red bull just makes it, it's raw cola"

sounds like a good mixer

El Padrino said...

who greenlights movies like Fired Up?

We are crashing.
We, we are crashing.

El Padrino said...

"sounds like a good mixer"

yeah if your adding something suite

spaceman spiff said...

when your daughter gets older youll be watching shit like 'fired up' thats why they get made

El Padrino said...

"when your daughter gets older youll be watching shit like 'fired up' thats why they get made"

stop it, with internet porn out there how these movies even get made is beyond me

why see a movie with cheerleaders when you can watch an hour's worth of cheerleaders get planted and sucked

spaceman spiff said...

"
stop it, with internet porn out there how these movies even get made is beyond me

why see a movie with cheerleaders when you can watch an hour's worth of cheerleaders get planted and sucked"

wft are you talking about, i am saying your daughter will wanna go see that movie and you will be the one taking her. jeebus chris,, how that went into porn i have no idea

El Padrino said...

"wft are you talking about, i am saying your daughter will wanna go see that movie and you will be the one taking her. jeebus chris,, how that went into porn i have no idea"

oh, thought you meant horny teenagers would want to see these types of movie

El Padrino said...

zeke 30 rock on thursday was the funniest show ever

tem said...

no, your daughter will be watching the porn.

El Padrino said...

stop it

tem said...

keef, did the prize pack arrive?

tem said...

is this the wall of eternity?

Meiz said...

The internet sucks

spaceman spiff said...

"The internet sucks"

this new opinion just made the move up north easy then

Meiz said...

The internet sucks today.


*fixed

spaceman spiff said...

cop out still intact

*fized

El Padrino said...

shane battier piece

tem said...

el pad likes to talk and post about basketball player's pieces.

tem said...

sounds latently homosexual.

El Padrino said...

tem on PBS tonight, "Inside the Meltdown"

doc piece on the economy

real shit here no propaganda

tem said...

i'll have to peep that out.

dvr for sure.

tem said...

GM and Chrysler can't get their fucking proposals done on time?

fuck them then.

tem said...

LG, Nokia, Samsung, Sony Ericsson, AT&T, T-Mobile, Motorola

all agreed to have a universal cell phone charger.


apple said TFB.

El Padrino said...

cousins gonna be traded

El Padrino said...

tmac for vinsanity

El Padrino said...

i love rumors

Meiz said...

Who the fuck is cousins?

El Padrino said...

t mac is vince's cousin

El Padrino said...

jesus this place is garbage

Beth said...

"zeke 30 rock on thursday was the funniest show ever"

I agree, it was a damn good one for sure, some great lines in it. It made up for a very average Office.

El Padrino said...

except it was 30 Rock

tem said...

what?

El Padrino said...

go back to sleep

tem said...

apology accepted

spaceman spiff said...

nets dont want tmac

El Padrino said...

no they dont, but his salary comes off the books in 2010

El Padrino said...

"Say it ain't so: Griffey picks Braves over M's

Former Mariner Ken Griffey Jr. has decided to sign with the Atlanta Braves instead of Seattle for a package worth between $2 and $3 million in total compensation."


seattle is pissed

spaceman spiff said...

nets counter offered, sans tmac

El Padrino said...

making of the godfather

Beth said...

"Griffey’s dad, Ken Griffey Sr., played left field for the Braves when Tom Glavine made his debut 22 years ago. Now, the son could soon be teammates with Glavine, who’s expected to re-sign with the Braves soon."

spaceman spiff said...

very interesting, not sure thats a good thing though

spaceman spiff said...

i still havent watched GIII in its entirety, still no desire to do so

tem said...

is there a griffey III?

when does he hit the bigs?

tem said...

GIII made me think of Griff III

spaceman spiff said...

street fighter already comes out next week WFT

spaceman spiff said...

EP, acquire a bootleg of 'Gomorrah' and report back

Keith S said...

"keef, did the prize pack arrive?"

I dunno. You sent it to the wrong house, dick

Keith S said...

"It made up for a very average Office."


Your face is very average.

Keith S said...

That was a big wall

Meiz said...

finally

Meiz said...

I'm not liking any bets tonight

Keith S said...

New desk location is unsuitened. Big boss finally left so now I can get back on the internets

Keith S said...

I did an NBA 4-teamer tonight but only really liked 2 of them.

Keith S said...

Ketchup today was simple

Meiz said...

"I dunno. You sent it to the wrong house, dick"

How do you know?

Keith S said...

"How do you know?"

He got mizey and mailed it to the address on the gift registry, which is fmk's parents' house

Keith S said...

Even though I emailed him our new address.

Meiz said...

What a tard

Keith S said...

It probably took him more effort to find the address he sent it to than it would have taken to find my message

Keith S said...

no, your daughter will be making the porn.



*fized

Keith S said...

I think Rampage might kill Jardine

Keith S said...

Which would be a suite show for tem to see

spaceman spiff said...

was easy to find your registry

Keith S said...

But it will probably be raining that night, so tem will get lost on the way to the arena

Keith S said...

"was easy to find your registry"

True. But it's probably easier for him to check his email

spaceman spiff said...

but he;s not a scientist

Keith S said...

Also true

Meiz said...

Tem is a simple man

Meiz said...

GM dropping Saturn & Pontiac

isiah thomas said...

taking off Thurs and Friday

DET

isiah thomas said...

weak effort today.

your faces are weak

Keith S said...

Pontiac sucks

Meiz said...

Nicole Scherzinger has HUGE nipples.

Keith S said...

block

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