Monday, February 16, 2009

They're playing bas-ket-ballllll

Happy President's Day everyone. I hope you're all enjoying the day off as much as I am.

Big weekend for the NBA I guess. It must have been big because I watched more NBA this weekend than I've seen in the last 2 years. The dunk contest was pretty boring for the most part. Dudes trying dunks that need a dozen attempts to make does not make for good entertainment. Nate Robinson is fun to watch in this environment, though. Dude can get up there. The green uni & ball was a nice touch. (Temdom side note: Dominique Wilkins is fat) The AS game was alright. The best part of the night was the Shaqawockeez.

Their was a car race yesterday or something.

The final round of the Pebble Beach tourney is supposed to be played today. Lots of wind and rain their on Sunday.

We're about a week and a half until the first Spring Training games. Praise Jesus Chris. Beisbol >>>>>> everything. A few things I'm looking forward to this year include seeing a quarter billion dollars in pitching sitting on the DL for the Yankees this year, seeing the Red Sux team charter build up ice on its wings, how much less the Dodgers will end up paying Manny than they originally offered, and seeing how Cincy does with 3/4 of a roster that I've probably nerve* heard of.

Dook...ahahahahahahahahahahaha GFY Steve. Your team is too predictable.

I need to get a new phone. This 2 year old Razr licks my taint. The #9 key works about 1/3 of the time.

Luke Harangody is a legitimate retard. Matt Stafford met him and said "Dude, you look retarded!"

EP is right. Facebook is the devil.

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Beth said...

Here's a movie recommendation for LOV (not to be confused with a Tem movie review). If you like the Bourne movies you should like "Taken" with Liam Neeson. I saw it yesterday and his character is like a meaner and older Bourne.

JFreak said...

Thanks for the recommendation.

Too bad I already recommended it 2 weeks ago, Bethdrino.

Beth said...

Yeah, but I figured people would value my opinion much more than yours...

JFreak said...

Stings the nostrils.

Beth said...

WADR of course.

JFreak said...

Of course.

El Padrino said...

d howard defeated himself

Blue said...

d-howard's dunks were junk. he didn't deserve to make it into the finals

tem said...

"Their was a car race yesterday or something."

you're better than that keef.

tem said...

"Lots of wind and rain their on Sunday."

again.

Blue said...

and all that going into the phone booth and bringing out the hoop on a forklift, that shit should count against his 2 minutes.

Beth said...

Hey, I didn't watch any of the all star stuff this weekend. How did Joe Johnson do in the horse competition?

Blue said...

"you're better than that keef."

no he's not

Blue said...

he's the same guy who said

"beisbol>>>>everything"

so i don't really put much stock in his opine

tem said...

"d-howard's dunks were junk. he didn't deserve to make it into the finals"

all the dunks were junk. (Except the 11 foot rim one, it was cool)

i'd seen all of them before. i mean, i've seen people jump over people and dunk.

tem said...

"How did Joe Johnson do in the horse competition?"

OJ Mayo knocked him out first. I think.

Blue said...

yes, but he's "kryptonate"

Blue said...

the 11 foot dunk hurt him because it was too easy

JFreak said...

"How did Joe Johnson do in the horse competition?"

He gave durant hors real quick but then faded and came in last.

He seemed to try the most interesting shots.

Blue said...

now, dunk that on a 13 foot hoop and people would be impressed.

Blue said...

and who was the fat black dude next to d-wade? He looked really familiar (like a celeb) but i couldn't figure out who he was.

The Rev said...

Who wants some daytime Rev?

The Rev said...

They kept saying that dunk was 12 foot on TV, but it definitely looked 11.

JFreak said...

"and who was the fat black dude next to d-wade?"

fat chris tucker.

tem said...

and what's this about it being a holiday today?

Blue said...

"fat chris tucker."

maybe the other dude

The Rev said...

I thought D Howard's throw off the side of the backboard was a pretty good dunk.

Other than that, I'm convinced the NBA decided he was going in the finals no matter what when they gave him an automatic 50 on the first dunk.

tem said...

daytime rev means this must be a holiday.

The Rev said...

daytime rev means this must be a holiday.


Kinda like Santa showing up, cept I ain't got crap to give ya.

Blue said...

well, so far all you've brought is crap


WADR of course

tem said...

ISWYDT

Blue said...

yeah, i'm clever

The Rev said...

Of course, Blew.

Blue said...

the amount of optimism surrounding the rockies and the opening of spring training is mystifying

Blue said...

by the way, in case nobody mentioned it, nor did anyone notice, but Iverson cut off his cornrows

The Rev said...

I see K-Rod declared his Mess the team to beat in the NL East this season.

Excuse me for a sec...


AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tem said...

they are the team to beat until the last few weeks.

then they just beat themselves.

Blue said...

"I see K-Rod declared his Mess the team to beat in the NL East this season"

did he say, "why not us?"

Blue said...

i forgot to brush my hair today

Blue said...

i don't understand how this stimulus plan helps me. there is a mention of lower payroll taxes or some shit, i don't get it. Just give me a check and i'll be happy

El Padrino said...

"the amount of optimism surrounding the rockies and the opening of spring training is mystifying"

how it is in every camp, optimism shines brightly in the spring

tem said...

"i don't understand how this stimulus plan helps me."

starting in june they will withhold $13 less per week from your paycheck.

tem said...

When and how will people get the $400 to $800 “Making Work Pay” tax credit? Taxpayers will not get a separate, special check mailed to them like last year’s economic stimulus payment.

For many taxpayers, the additional credit will automatically start showing up in their paychecks this spring. For people who receive a paycheck, the credit will typically be handled by their employers through automated withholding changes. For some other people, the credit can be claimed when they file their 2009 tax return next year.

El Padrino said...

"forgot to brush my hair today"

shouldnt even be working, it's a slap in the face to the founding father and the great abraham

El Padrino said...

waffles, underated

tem said...

george wants me to work today.

he liked it when people weren't lazy bums.

tem said...

sumbitch, it looks like i will have to repay my first time home buyers credit thing.

The Rev said...

Waffles are highly underrated.

Unless you get one of them new Dunkin Donuts waffle sandwiches, in which case they suck ass.

tem said...

i'll assume that is correct.

rev probably knows food.

The Rev said...

This will be a long cigar day at Holts in Center City Philly.

Maybe two.

The Rev said...

I tried that sandwich once last week.

It was so awful, I wanted to walk back into the place and throw the half eaten sandwich at the person who made it.

The Rev said...

I believe breakfast sandwiches should not involve pancakes or now waffles.

tem said...

that is something worth believing in.

Blue said...

you gotta have your morals

tem said...

i suppose

spaceman spiff said...

i hate mcgriddles

tem said...

as you should.

tem said...

is zeke happy about porter getting the axe?

spaceman spiff said...

lebron can get up but when he's in a dunk contest, all he does is throw lobs to himself and jump really high, like the last play in the all star game, he does that 5 times, hope he comes up with something for next year. and he seems to be a 1 foot jumper which isnt the best thing for a dunk contest

tem said...

maybe he will jump two people.

wait, i've seen that.


maybe three.

hmm, seen that.

maybe he will jump 10 people and dunk.

spaceman spiff said...

according to a video game simulation, lebron will be able to dunk from the 3 point line one day

tem said...

if monta ellis is in the competition maybe he can dunk off a scooter.

spaceman spiff said...

wwtdd has some more aubrey playboy pics

spaceman spiff said...

nate's dunk off chandler was the worst of the night, thats the shit people who cant dunk do

Angry Leprechaun said...

I heart McGriddles; if I wasn't feeling so Meizy right now I'd run out and get a couple

tem said...

who is aubrey?

tem said...

aside from a hot chick.

spaceman spiff said...

she was in a pop group on diddy's label

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"you're better than that keef."

Sonofabitch!

spaceman spiff said...

SP said he cried during slumdog millionaire, gotta be fucking kidding

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"I'm convinced the NBA decided he was going in the finals no matter what when they gave him an automatic 50 on the first dunk."

Yes. If it takes 5 tries to make a dunk, you probably shouldn't get a score of fitty

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"by the way, in case nobody mentioned it, nor did anyone notice, but Iverson cut off his cornrows"

It was mentioned last night

Meiz said...

Fuck work

spaceman spiff said...

it's cold, raining, and windy outside and the smokers are predictably outside puffing. if osama had the last pack of cigs in the world, smokers would find him immediately

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Pebble Beach 4th round canceled. Lame

spaceman spiff said...

naomi watts naked

she has a gut

Meiz said...

Tem was in one of my dreams last night.


Commence with the homo comments

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

homo

spaceman spiff said...

"Commence with the homo comments"

were pitchers and catchers reporting, fag

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

did exfemmize ever come home?

spaceman spiff said...

"My name is Meizimus Decimus Fagridius, Commander of the homos of the North, General of the Faggotry Legions, loyal servant to the true homo king. Founder of the weezer chills, husband to deluxe. And I will have my homo buttsecks, in this life or the next."

Meiz said...

"did exfemmize ever come home?"


Yeah. Shortly after I mentioned that she was gone for 21 hours.

spaceman spiff said...

"Yeah. Shortly after I mentioned that she was gone for 21 hours."

when you said you were getting worried, did you mean about her or about having to find a new place to live because you cant afford rent on your own

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Good question

Meiz said...

about her.

She said we had a policy on calling if you're not coming home at night so the lights don't get left on all night. No phone call or anything, and she can't really handle herself when she's drunk. I thought she might be in jail or the hospital, or dead.

spaceman spiff said...

so where was she, did the director say no cell whilst tape is rolling

spaceman spiff said...

woulda been suite if she was in jail, since you have no money for bail

Meiz said...

Must've

spaceman spiff said...

jay mohr filling in for rome and he's awful

Meiz said...

Why would I be expected to bail her out? That's her mother's job.

spaceman spiff said...

a lot of people wouldnt call their parents if they were in trouble

spaceman spiff said...

i just watched video of this story, dude looks like pinocchio on his myspace

spaceman spiff said...

cat defenders are ruthless, they have work and home info of the kids parents on there so they can get harrassed

El Padrino said...

"wwtdd has some more aubrey playboy pics"

spiff barbershop had the issue and i read the intrerview, she gave me aboner by just saying a couple of things

like when she has sex she wants to please the guy so bad so he always remembers it

says she lost her virginity in junior college and the first time she got ate out she had a crying orgasm

El Padrino said...

"so where was she, did the director say no cell whilst tape is rolling"

one of the funniest things this blog has ever seen

spaceman spiff said...

"like when she has sex she wants to please the guy so bad so he always remembers it

says she lost her virginity in junior college and the first time she got ate out she had a crying orgasm"

would have been nice to have known her at school

El Padrino said...

naomi watts didnt lose the baby belly, so she is mortal

suite

El Padrino said...

"would have been nice to have known her at school"

pre-tits though

El Padrino said...

i wanna see aundrea nekkid

spaceman spiff said...

"pre-tits though"

not pre-demon in sack though

spaceman spiff said...

ideal situation, aundrea as gf, aubrey on the side, 'she's my pinch hitter, when the starting lineup aint playin right, i come off the bench with her'

spaceman spiff said...

somebody get mohr off the radio now

Meiz said...

But he's sooo funny!!!

tem said...

he is not funny.

but neither is rome.

tem said...

wall city

tem said...

zoidberg city.

Meiz said...

Tem, you have a very plain apartment. And the walls are light blue.

spaceman spiff said...

tem doesnt know what color his walls are?

Meiz said...

Kinda like the pool water

Meiz said...

This is just awful

tem said...

"Tem, you have a very plain apartment. And the walls are light blue."

the couch is light blue. the walls are tan.

Meiz said...

No, the couch is tan and the walls are blue. And the TV is in a ridiculous position.

Meiz said...

I found my calling.


Crime scene cleanup/decontamination. Bang.

spaceman spiff said...

"Crime scene cleanup/decontamination. Bang."

if so, then fuck you and your lies about not being able to handle the sight of blood

Tyler said...

Razrs ba-low.

tem said...

"And the TV is in a ridiculous position."

was it in front of the couch?

Tyler said...

mcgriddles taste like as*.

spaceman spiff said...

""And the TV is in a ridiculous position."

was it in front of the couch?"

the position of being larger than 20"

Tyler said...

2 sausage mcmuffins for $3.50 is the deal of the century so far.

spaceman spiff said...

i disagree they used to have those 2 for $2.22 this century

Tyler said...

Hmmm. Touche.

tem said...

Threet is transferring from Michigan.

Hope UM likes Sheridan.

tem said...

i watched sale of the century when i was a kid.

i can't remember how that game worked though.

Meiz said...

"was it in front of the couch?"


Not really.

spaceman spiff said...

meiz did you find a new calling yet

tem said...

if meiz beats up efmmeiz he can go to jail and get three free meals a day.

Beth said...

"if meiz beats up efmmeiz he can go to jail and get three free meals a day."

But that would give him SOMEPLACE TO GO!

Meiz said...

I don't get it

tem said...

ISWYDT

tem said...

who else is at work today? meiz, spiff, tyler, me?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Goddmanit, tem. You mize bastard

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"David Ortiz says players who test positive for steroids should be suspended from baseball for the whole season.
Ortiz also says he feels fine after wrist problems last season limited him to 23 homers. He says he took a few months off from swinging and felt a little strange when he started doing it again. But now he says he feels fine."



Oh good, then the HGH is working

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

The Bangles franchised their kicker.
Suite



(S)

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Had to take fmk's ring in to get fized* because one of the prongs broke off. That's the last time I buy something from a guy in a trenchcoat

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

This place is awsome

tem said...

"The Bangles franchised their kicker.
Suite
"

cuz he is the better player on the team.

tem said...

"That's the last time I buy something from a guy in a trenchcoat"

did he have a good warranty plan?

tem said...

boss told us today in a meeting that it'd be a good idea if we started staying later.

spaceman spiff said...

"because one of the prongs broke off. "

operation temgagement is a go

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"did he have a good warranty plan?"

Yeah. A lifetime worth of headaches

tem said...

that's what you are signing up for.

Keith S said...

Yes, thanks for the reminder

Beth said...

""The Bangles franchised their kicker. Suite"

The Falcons franchised their punter last week.

NS.

Of course they did just set an NFL record last season for least punt return yards ever allowed in a season - it was in the 50's I think.

Keith S said...

Is beth starting to get Junior chills?

Keith S said...

Jesus Chris, this fucking guy. Someone take him out back and shoot him

Angry Leprechaun said...

I hate all those IQ internet adds stating people's IQs.

-Last week I saw one that said Jack Sheppard has an IQ of 123. WFT? He's a fictional character.

Keith S said...

What if we all were fictional characters?

spaceman spiff said...

if the writers give him that IQ in his character bio, whats the big deal

Keith S said...

Jerome* Richardson is the better

spaceman spiff said...

he was pissed about porters firing

Angry Leprechaun said...

if the writers give him that IQ in his character bio, whats the big deal

why would they put an IQ score in his character bio?

spaceman spiff said...

character depth

Angry Leprechaun said...

whatever you say

tem said...

"I hate all those IQ internet adds stating people's IQs."

i saw one it said TOs is 89.

I thought he should sue, I think that is a legally retarded level.

spaceman spiff said...

89 is below average, i think TO would concur

spaceman spiff said...

“(Jeff)Reed caused damage to a towel dispenser as he was infuriated at the fact that there were no towels in it,” according to a news release by Trooper Shawn Askins, who issued the citations.

hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

kod do not show cmkod the story of the kid abusing his cat mentioned earlier

tem said...

don't fuck with Reed's towells.

Beth said...

"Is beth starting to get Junior chills?"

Nah, way too early. I'll believe it when I see it.

Angry Leprechaun said...

kod do not show cmkod the story of the kid abusing his cat mentioned earlier

I didn't find the link srolling up; but yeah, sounds like the kind of thing she'd get worked up about

Angry Leprechaun said...

Nah, way too early. I'll believe it when I see it.

Griffey? Braves are better off without him; he's turrible now

spaceman spiff said...

hideous chick

Angry Leprechaun said...

YIKES

Beth said...

Kod, that's what I can't figure out. The Atl papers are saying he was bad last year cause he was hurt but they seem to be excited about the idea. Hard to say for sure but the Braves don't have a great outfield now so I'm sure he'd be an upgrade even if he's not the Griffey of old.

tem said...

griffey is dun.

Beth said...

RE: hideous chick

See Spiff, there's another woman I can't say anything nice about. Yikes is right, she needs a chin badly!

tem said...

which is one less n than adam dunn.

so, sadly you'd probably rather have dunn at this point.

Angry Leprechaun said...

He might be useful as a spot DH, but there is no way he should be playing in the outfield anymore.

Beth said...

I can't imagine the braves would get him just for a spot DH. So hopefully they don't get him or he's got more than people think.

Angry Leprechaun said...

I guess maybe he was banged up late last year....I hope so, because it was almost embarrasing watching him try to play the outfield

tem said...

he is always banged up.

he hasn't been healthy in years.

tem said...

i think i've stayed late enough today.

El Padrino said...

first time making fried chicken
4 out of the oil, havent tried them yet

Meiz said...

I've only done breaded fried chicken

spaceman spiff said...

"4 out of the oil"


wat

spaceman spiff said...

nvm, i get it, you finished frying four so far

spaceman spiff said...

what did you use to season

Meiz said...

I have had some downright explosive shits for the past week. Good god, make it stop.

Keith S said...

"He might be useful as a spot DH, but there is no way he should be playing in the outfield anymore."

Truth

Keith S said...

"I can't imagine the braves would get him just for a spot DH. So hopefully they don't get him or he's got more than people think."


Braves signing Junior to be their DH would be hilarity

Keith S said...

Here's your contract, Junior. You only need to play 12 games per year. Try and stay healthy

Keith S said...

"first time making fried chicken
4 out of the oil, havent tried them yet"

Moms invited me over last night for that. Fried chicken is HDH

Keith S said...

Whitlock would approve of that comment

Keith S said...

I think I need to change my home page. ESPN has too much shit that slows down my internets

Keith S said...

Anyone have Dish Network?

Meiz said...

I just use the firefox google page

Keith S said...

Ah, good call. I was trying to think of what non-porn page to use instead.

isiah thomas said...

I can't imagine the braves would get him just for a spot DH.


no DH in the senior circuit darlin'

isiah thomas said...

first time making fried chicken
4 out of the oil, havent tried them yet

I'm too drunk to taste this chick'n

isiah thomas said...

naomi watts is hurtin for a squirtin, chubby or not.

isiah thomas said...

Jenny Love Hewitt be lettin ya know

thank god for celebs getting caught with the bad body at the beach and bulimia.

Keith S said...

Those are nice, but her skin looks old

isiah thomas said...

I'm comparing the St. Bernardness of them compared to those of her at the beach from a while back.

Keith S said...

Yeah, totally. Just saying she has old person skin

El Padrino said...

"what did you use to season"

seasoned the flour, chicken itself just got blessed with salt and pepper

flour seasoned with hungarian paprika, cayenne pepper, orange zest, salt

buttermilk and hot sauce as the dipping liquid

Beth said...

"no DH in the senior circuit darlin"

Shit, I knew this, I saw DH but my mind read PH.

El Padrino said...

it came out good, i can definetly get it a bit better though

it was crisp and juicy inside so that's good

wife's first comment was wow it kind of taste like kfc then she asked me if it was cooked

i almost busted out the backhand

El Padrino said...

the better thing i made today was sangria, red wine sangria of course

shit is phenominal

wif tequilla

Beth said...

"wife's first comment was wow it kind of taste like kfc"

Tell the truth EP, the wife likes Olive Garden too...

Keith S said...

cmep ♥s the Pizza Hut pasta

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