Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Thanks Obama

It's really just that time of the year. Nothing is really going on in the world of sports. Football is over and the draft talk hasn't quite ramped up yet, NBA is in the lull before the playoff races really heat up, college bball is in the lull before the conference tourney's start and MLB is too early in spring to talk much about. I wish Arena Football was playing this year.

So what should I discuss today? Hell I don't know...and when you don't know what to do you go to the mini-mailbag....and then a movie review.


Gary (Towers, IA) - Tem, what's up with A-Rod? Is he a juicer?

Gary, read a paper you nimrod or go to the WWL.

Juan (Damneck, TN) - Is temgagement still in the urban dictionary?

Yes

Greg (Instrument, TX) - When is the best time to wrangle a threeway with the lady?

Hmm, first try when she is drunk....then try when she is unconscious.


Doug (Columbus, OH) - OSU basketball has about 6 or 7 players who are good enough to see the court, why don't they add T. Pryor to that mix?

Good question, Pryor was a good Hike School player and could definitely help the Buckeyes right now. My theory is that Tressel won't let him even look at a basketball court until he learns how to throw a football. Don't hold your breath on that happening ever....of course this brings up a question from me. If Pryor did play hoops would his scholarship count against the hoops team? If not then why doesn't Duke, who sucks at football just waste a few football scholarships on some basketball players. They could sign some kids to ride the pine in football and then they just happen to play basketball too.



tem movie review:

Race to Witch Mountain


This movie is the much anticipated sequel to that Speed Racer movie that bombed. Everyone likes sequels to movies that bombed in the first place. Wait, no, that's backwards...why would they make a sequel to such a shitty movie? Well I'll tell you why, because they were bored. Yep, bored. Look we know the people who made this movie are men because the movie is not a tasty food of some kind so a woman did not make it. And men do things for 1 of 4 reasons, 1) to get laid, 2) because it's sports related, 3) to get laid and 4) because they are bored. This movie is not sports related, even though it is about a race, I guess. And this movie is not getting the men who made it laid, so it must be because they were bored.

Well the movie was boring too. The only good part of the movie was when the main character didn't know which mountain to race to. He says "Race to which mountain?" and his monkey buddy says "yeah speed, witch mountain." and then the dude says "no, which mountain?" and the monkey says "yeah witch mountain." This goes on for about 5 minutes, pretty solid writing actually.

Anyway, the speed racer guy gets to witch mountain first and wins. The end.

1 helmet sticker out of 5.

490 comments:

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Beth said...

Isn't that a movie from like the 60's? Or are they remaking it?

tem said...

remaking it.

tem said...

it stars The Rock

tem said...

i should drive to work now.

Beth said...

They're remaking too many movies these days.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"tem would let someone shoot him in the head with a 9mm for money too."

Enjoy that money when you're dead

Beth said...

Maybe tem meant only if it was just a flesh wound.

Beth said...

And damn keith, only 2 days now til W Day, right?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Maybe tem meant only if it was just a flesh wound."

He must not know guns very well.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"And damn keith, only 2 days now til W Day, right?"

Yes. That hit me this morning when I woke up

Beth said...

Well unlike all the gloom and doom about it you've been getting from LOV, let me just say congrats and good luck.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

No it's all good. But thank you

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

This kind of shit would never happen if jug was still alive

Beth said...

I think jug was about to blow the whistle on all the problems at NASA so they had him silenced.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Good theory

ns

El Padrino said...

i want tits

El Padrino said...

"Well unlike all the gloom and doom "

this why your rushing to the altar?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

ep comes into the game with a 97 mph fastball

tem said...

"Maybe tem meant only if it was just a flesh wound."


no, it'd be a kill shot and I would let it happen for enough cash.

it'd set my family up for generations, i'd take that bullet. i'd probably want to have kids first so some direct descendants could benefit, but if not oh well.

Beth said...

"i want tits"

I don't see how this is different than any other day for you.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"it'd set my family up for generations, i'd take that bullet."

Then you're a best* person than me

tem said...

el pad, MHO, thoughts?

Beth said...

Then you're a more depressed person than me.

*fixed

El Padrino said...

"I don't see how this is different than any other day for you."

not yours, it's fat tuesday and i'm throwing you beads

role play beth

tem said...

"Then you're a best* person than me"

already well established.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Who cares about your humble opinion

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Then you're a more depressed person than me."

Good fiz

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Good news for steve

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Better & worse burgers

Beth said...

"role play beth"

Sorry, flashing my boobs for LOV is not a role I'm willing to play. I might do a clothed semi-cleavage pic, but as was said the other day "what's the point?"

El Padrino said...

"Sorry, flashing my boobs for LOV is not a role I'm willing to play. I might do a clothed semi-cleavage pic, but as was said the other day "what's the point?"

the point is who wouldnt want to see this?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"the point is who wouldnt want to see this?"

mize

Beth said...

If you want to see boobs or cleavage, just look at my profile pic. It's not me but trust me, that's a ton more cleavage than a real pic of me has.

Blue said...

i like it

Blue said...

the boob flashing has been approved by blue

Beth said...

I have an idea, let's make this LOV photo day. :-)

If everyone else posts just a regular pic of themselves somewhere where we can all see it, then I'll post the real cleavage pic of me.

Beth said...

And by that, I mean pics where your face can be seen.

tem said...

you've already seen my picture haven't you?

Beth said...

Yeah, tem, Blue, Mize and Keith get a pass. I think they're the only ones I've seen pics of their faces. (Sorry EP, your bicep doesn't count...)

Blue said...

kod gets a pass

Blue said...

"you've already seen my picture haven't you?"

unfortunately, yes

El Padrino said...

"(Sorry EP, your bicep doesn't count...)"

i've shown my face about 100 times on my bizlog, even a pic of my wife two years ago

El Padrino said...

i have no beef showing it now for tits

Beth said...

"i've shown my face about 100 times on my bizlog, even a pic of my wife two years ago"

Hate to burst your bubble there EP but I don't monitor your blog daily. I've seen pics of the kid but never of you or the wife (although I'd be very curious to see pics of the 2 of you).

Blue said...

yeah, EP's shown his fizace

Beth said...

This is quickly turning into a much bigger deal than it should be by the way, all around.

Blue said...

i'll show my tits if beth shows hers

El Padrino said...

This is quickly turning into a much bigger deal than it should be by the way, all around.

all ur fault, you shoulda just posted them

El Padrino said...

"i'll show my tits if beth shows hers"

hilarity

Beth said...

"i'll show my tits if beth shows hers"

That scares me, what if yours are bigger?

Blue said...

i'm sure mine are hairier

El Padrino said...

this has taken a turn for the worse

tem said...

"This is quickly turning into a much bigger deal than it should be by the way, all around."

what did you expect?

tem said...

"yeah, EP's shown his fizace"

isn't ep's profile pic a picture of him?

Beth said...

So EP, just skimmed thru your posts for 2006 thru 2008 on your blog and no pics of the wife. Although I did find a few side pics of you and one of you from 2007 outside of Lambeau with a couple friends. I didn't realize you wore glasses.

Beth said...

"isn't ep's profile pic a picture of him?"

Yep, just like your profile pic is of you and mine is of me.

Blue said...

yep, and me is me

El Padrino said...

"I didn't realize you wore glasses."

used too

Beth said...

Well that's a given blue.

Blue said...

EP got the lasik

Blue said...

we saw previews for that half-ton man wedding show.

cmblue "that chick is lucky, she could totally cheat on her husband. it's not like he'd find out, he needs a forklift to get around"

Blue said...

i was appalled

tem said...

cmblue is unlucky because blue can walk.

Beth said...

I think I'd get along with cmblue.

Blue said...

yeah, women from the south are sassy

tem said...

did you mean easy?

Blue said...

no, earth girls are easy

Beth said...

Maybe this will satisfy EP's desire to see tits on Fat Tuesday.

"Show us your tits!" (These are obviously not mine but are a very nice pair.)

nsfw

El Padrino said...

i think i deleted the pic of my wife

El Padrino said...

suite, tits

Blue said...

that young lady had a nice body

Blue said...

Moscow, ID had a mardi gras party every year.

it was nice, good times.

i miss college

Meiz said...

"no, it'd be a kill shot and I would let it happen for enough cash.

it'd set my family up for generations, i'd take that bullet. i'd probably want to have kids first so some direct descendants could benefit, but if not oh well."


Tem gets it

El Padrino said...

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

El Padrino said...

casino kilt lov

El Padrino said...

barkley going to jail

Meiz said...

"no, earth girls are easy"


Great movie

tem said...

el pad fast

Meiz said...

"barkley going to jail"



El Padrino

tem said...

Madea Goes to Jail did $41.0M last weekend.

wow...wow.

Blue said...

black people like the movies

tem said...

blhitler

Blue said...

black people like shitty movies

*fizcked

El Padrino said...

lohan's bare nipple

spaceman spiff said...

tyler perry movies are black on black crime, he steals their money

El Padrino said...

that bitch needs a burger in her life

Blue said...

i can proudly say, i've never seen a tyler perry movie..or a madea movie..

Blue said...

lohan is a britney spears breakdown away from skinemax

tem said...

i could not identify tyler perry in a lineup.

unless it was a lineup of all white people and there was one black person.

tem said...

i'd watch skinemax with lohan.

Beth said...

Tyler Perry is HUGE in Atlanta, for obvious reasons.

tem said...

because TBS is based there?

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

one fine bootay

El Padrino said...

"Bernanke Sees 2010 Economic Recovery `Only If' Markets, Banks Stabilize"

what a keen grasp of the obvious this guy has

what a fucking moron

El Padrino said...

simmons doesnt read blogs?

well fuck you too then

El Padrino said...

crazy buzzer beater

Beth said...

"because TBS is based there?"

I guess partly, I was referring more to the huge african-american population here.

Blue said...

yep, lots of fat people in Atlanta

Meiz said...

Bo Jackson & Ronnie Brown are opening banks

Blue said...

the bank of Bo

El Padrino said...

bo knows banking

El Padrino said...

barstool sports did a wake up with Kim K piece today

WOOD.

Beth said...

Kim K is so overrated in my opinion.

Meiz said...

I like Kourtney better

El Padrino said...

We know.

Meiz said...

Oh really?

El Padrino said...

Meant for beth

Meiz said...

grinding halt

Blue said...

is keith working this week?

Blue said...

oh yeah, he's chicken shit and afraid his boss will see him LoVing it.

El Padrino said...

yeah he's acting like a skirt

El Padrino said...

adrianna lima married marko jaric?

gtfo

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"i can proudly say, i've never seen a tyler perry movie..or a madea movie.."

Yo tambien

El Padrino said...

freak shead a tear for harrison?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Meiz said...
I like Khloe better

*fized

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"oh yeah, he's chicken shit and afraid his boss will see him LoVing it."

The dude came in about 3 months ago cracking skulls. A good number of people have been run out of here since he got here. Now I sit 3 feet from his office.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"barstool sports did a wake up with Kim K piece today"

Note to self...

I still need to check out my note to self for the beyonce nip, too

Meiz said...

"Meiz said...
I like Khloe better

*fized"


Erroneous

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

The person next to me is coughy cougherson today. Suite

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

10 people that blue hates

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Suite

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Mize

tem said...

"Yo tambien"


stop it.....

tem said...

"The dude came in about 3 months ago cracking skulls."

that sounds illegal.

but at least he isn't decapitating people.

El Padrino said...

so was the Chuck BJ really worth 5 days in jail?

tem said...

"Bernanke"


umm yeah the recession might end this year, or next, or later.


that's all the dude has said so far.

tem said...

it was a ZJ, not a BJ.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Chuck got 5 days in jail?























s

El Padrino said...

"that's all the dude has said so far."

moron

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

The Mess might win the NL East.

And they might not

spaceman spiff said...

wasnt he on his way to the BJ

tem said...

"moron"

him? yes.

me? probably.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

mize
Are we making a Reds/Breers bet on who finishes higher in the Central?

El Padrino said...

"wasnt he on his way to the BJ"

yeah, my comment still stands

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"yeah, my comment still stands"

Even if he wasn't going for the ZJ, he was still driving drnuk*

tem said...

no he was drunk. if he was drnuk he would have passed the breathalyzer.

Blue said...

i never got my email for a free quiznos sub...fuck quiznos

El Padrino said...

"i never got my email for a free quiznos sub...fuck quiznos"

got mine, took a day?

El Padrino said...

nate robinson with a fist bump for will ferrel and says shake n bake

El Padrino said...

T, Clyde quote of the day:

“ The lilliputian saves the day in the Knick of time…”

El Padrino said...

lilliputian:

of, relating to, or characteristic of the Lilliputians or the island of Lilliput

Blue said...

fuck the liliputs

Meiz said...

"mize
Are we making a Reds/Breers bet on who finishes higher in the Central?"


Sure

Blue said...

jay bruce is loose

Meiz said...

"Mize"


Holy cow. Hello birthday present.

JFreak said...

"freak shead a tear for harrison?"

Last ditch effort by the owner today to keep him.

Barring that hail mary, yes.

tem said...

"fuck the liliputs"

racist

Blue said...

racism is back

thanks obama

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Sure"

Suite. 6 month name/pic

Blue said...

6 months is a long time

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Holy cow. Hello birthday present."

You don't need to get me that for my birthday. But thanks.

Blue said...

today is keith's birthday>

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Close

Blue said...

february 26th....remember it keith. write it on your hand or something, you'll never forget that date the rest of your life

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

I shoulda had the wedding last year on 2/29 so I'd only have to remember it every 4 years

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

I was not thinking ahead

JFreak said...

Use the time machine.

Blue said...

when do you leave for hawaii>

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Use the time machine."

Deke trashed it

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Leave for Hawaii on Saturday morning

Blue said...

deke was making sexy time with the time masheen and now it's stuck to where you can only go into the future

Blue said...

"Leave for Hawaii on Saturday morning"

which island?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

The one with Honolulu. Is that Oahu?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

What's suite is that fmk started her . yesterday.

WOE

Blue said...

yeah, cmblue was frakking out trying to make sure it was all "timed" right for the honeymoon.

Blue said...

"The one with Honolulu. Is that Oahu?"

that's the one

Meiz said...

"Suite. 6 month name/pic"


Negative

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Negative"

1 week

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"yeah, cmblue was frakking out trying to make sure it was all "timed" right for the honeymoon."

fmk is an alien or something. she just had it about 2 weeks ago

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

TM.T

spaceman spiff said...

quizno;s shit doesnt work for me either

Meiz said...

"What's suite is that fmk started her . yesterday."


YES!! I smell a wedding meltdown.


Sorry, dude.

Meiz said...

"1 week"

Sold

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"quizno;s shit doesnt work for me either"

Use the 2 free tacos from JitB coupon for today

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Sold"

If they have the same record, tie breaker is H2H

Blue said...

that saves you $1

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Which is not to be mistaken for HDH

spaceman spiff said...

thast why girls should take birf control that gives them no period

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"that saves you $1"

Thank Obamer for that

Blue said...

"thast why girls should take birf control that gives them no period"

but then you don't know if a swimmer got past the defense

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"thast why girls should take birf control that gives them no period"

That sounds like it would mess them up.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"but then you don't know if a swimmer got past the defense"

You would probably find out eventually

El Padrino said...

who get married in february
it's a such a shitty month

is fmk black?

El Padrino said...

i'm just gonna call her mk, dropping the F

El Padrino said...

"That sounds like it would mess them up."

so maybe they'll die first

El Padrino said...

enjoy the honeymoon keef

it's the only real sex you'll ever get again

(first anniversary sex was pretty suite though)

spaceman spiff said...

"
That sounds like it would mess them up."

depending on the girl some get no period, and even when they have a '.' its a fake

El Padrino said...

although i have to say we have pretty intense vacation sex

spaceman spiff said...

its cmk not mk

El Padrino said...

vernon wells already strained his pussy

Meiz said...

"If they have the same record, tie breaker is H2H"


Wm E Hall approves of this.

Meiz said...

"That sounds like it would mess them up."


Yes. egf says that shit is no good.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"who get married in february
it's a such a shitty month"

Your face is shitty

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"its cmk not mk"

Not cm yet

El Padrino said...

"Your face is shitty"

very defensive, you seem edgy

everything ok?












HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fool

Meiz said...

"HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fool"


Said the guy with the wife and a kid.

spaceman spiff said...

"Yes. egf says that shit is no good."

didnt know she was a doctor

El Padrino said...

"Said the guy with the wife and a kid."

exactly

El Padrino said...

Tem, I fixed the market. Your welcome.

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