Monday, February 02, 2009

Terrible weekend

This weekend suckt. Except that EP owes us all money for finishing deep into the red.
TWSS

The bad weekend started off with the atrocious UFC PPV. That was probably the worse PPV I've ever seen. Every fight was boring. I probably could have given GSP a better fight than BJ Penn. (But only because I weigh 30 lbs more than him). I still don't think he threw a punch the whole fight. Just a terrible waste of $50 to watch it. From now on I'm just going to go to BW's to watch any UFC PPV. On top of that, I lost the GSP/BJP bet with tem. Hey BJ, maybe from now on stick to people closer to your normal weight.

Obviously the SB was a great game. But my night got fukt by 2 goddman plays. If the Cards score a TD to end the half instead of the giving up the taint, I win $150 because one of my squares was Cards-4/Steelers-0. Then Holmes' TD at the end of the game cost me $250 because I also had Cards-3/Steelers-0. Add to that I lost the bet to zeke because the Steelers won it all, so I owe zeke 5 days this week. Tem, I'll pay up our bet next week. So you get a lot of time to find something good.

Let's give it up for Santonio Holmes, though. From selling drugs on the street at 10 years old to winning Super Bowl MVP. It's a Cinderella story. (S)

One suite-ened part of the weekend is that during the PPV hfsil had 3 of her friends over at the house. Of course, the suiteness of that was offset by the fact that they kept turning on their Ipod during the fight, which was loaded with Beyonce, Britney, and Black Eyed Peas. I pissed cfsil off when I finally yelled to shut the shit off at least until the fights were over. So while the people in attendance were great on the eyes, they were not so much on the ears. That's why pictures on the internets are so great, because you don't have to listen to them.

Commercials for the game were also terrible. The only 2 I remember were movie previews. GI Joe & Transformers 2 look like they'll be HDH.

Anyway, that's all I got. Go comment

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Tyler said...

How much did El P lose? He started on a losing trend with the coin flip. Sometimes tails does fail.

Tyler said...

"Beyonce, Britney, and Black Eyed Peas"

Jesus Chris. That's the trifecta of terrible music.

Tyler said...

PIT/ARI YES SAFETY +600

Nice call. But you named the wrong QB and it was because of a holding penalty. But still, no way I could have predicted that.

Tyler said...

TEAM TO SCR 1ST WON’T WIN GAME +160
(Gimme this for 100 to win 160)

Ouch.

Tyler said...

(Tails never fails, $500)

Ouch. Tell me you didn't do this in real life.

Tyler said...

SB XLIII - TOTAL PTS SCORED BY STEELERS 26 POINTS +2000

One point off. That would have been HUGE.

Tyler said...

SB XLIII - MVP OF THE GAME SANTONIO HOLMES (PIT) +1000

Nicely done.

Tyler said...

BTW - I get really upset every time Karo Parisyan wins. That guy is a douche.

Tyler said...

He's had like three noteworthy wins. Anytime he goes against a name fighter, he gets his ass kicked. UFC keeps putting him in there against weak fighters to build up his record.

Tyler said...

Dong Hyun Kim is a funny name.

Tyler said...

At least Parisyan can brag that he has a split decision victory over Dong Hyun Kim.

Tyler said...

Douche.

Tyler said...

I want to add a "Personal Life" section to his wikipedia page that says, "Karo is a practicing douchebag".

Tyler said...

And it's sleepytime.

JFreak said...

Hi Tyler.

JFreak said...

My arms feel detached.

JFreak said...

Wipeout casting call on February 7th.

spaceman spiff said...

roethlisberger still sucks

spaceman spiff said...

TAINT was awful

spaceman spiff said...

cards D was HDH until it counted, the trio on the TD was unbelievably awful, WFT were 2 of them standing right next to each other?

Beth said...

So was this caused by Keith or Zeke?

El Padrino said...

Whizzanator lost the SB right from the coin toss.

Your team has a great offense right? You want it to have the most touches, you want alot of possessions you want to start early, score first, put the stillirs in a position to tie a score, so

you win the toss right, and for the first time in SB history you have the option to defer....so

HE DEFERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE DEFERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so Pittsburgh ended up dominating the first half in TOP

WHAT A FUCKING MORON

fuck that, call him out on that shit
it's the dumbest coin flip decision since Mart Morty's call in OT to defer to the packers in OT

fuck whizzanator i had about $800 to win in that, Cards to get ball first, cards to score first, first scoruing play of cards was td, will cards score td or FG first (TD)

fuck that guy he deserves to be the losing coach

El Padrino said...

in the end they were the cardinals

warners taint was predictable

El Padrino said...

T i had $200 on tails not $500

i owe the bookie $40 after all that is said and done

and keef relax I had about 4 near misses on box pools including the biggest one, although the 0-0 payout was suite

El Padrino said...

i hit the over on jen hudson's national anthem

NS

over 1:56 was the bet, it was 2:09

NS

El Padrino said...

How much did El P lose?

on this blog, a shit ton but i had a couple of hits, i gott figure it out

El Padrino said...

tomlon grow a pair, fucking FG from the 6 inch line

pussy, he got sucrred in the regular season he goes for that

#1 rule, dont change what youve done all year in the biggest game

El Padrino said...

"TEAM TO SCR 1ST WON’T WIN GAME +160
(Gimme this for 100 to win 160)

Ouch."

see temrant on the decision to defer

El Padrino said...

"SB XLIII - MVP OF THE GAME SANTONIO HOLMES (PIT) +1000

Nicely done."

thanks, after the harrison taint i was hoping he would do aone more thing, then he would have gotten it

El Padrino said...

"roethlisberger still sucks"

maybe but he's scrambling ability is 2nd to none

El Padrino said...

he carries that offensive line

NS

El Padrino said...

that was the best catch i ever seen in a SB in my lifetime

forget the shit i wasnt alive for

and yes i'm saying it was better than the tyree catch

El Padrino said...

fitzgerald busted out, he's redonk

El Padrino said...

who was the blond chick do reports and shit, she interviewed whizz after the game?

she was terrible, the report right before kickoff it was like i was listening to a fucking eulogy

El Padrino said...

should have been a prop bet like this

Who has bigger ears
DUNGY +10000
Rooney +100000000

can't lose

El Padrino said...

couple of questionable calls against AZ, i bet holmgren was fuming

El Padrino said...

that's all i have to say about that

Beth said...

Thanks Forrest.

El Padrino said...

i love you

tem said...

i need a spot starter for tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

"Let's give it up for Santonio Holmes, though. From selling drugs on the street at 10 years old to winning Super Bowl MVP. It's a Cinderella story. (S)"

only in the NFL, good call keefer

El Padrino said...

i'm always warm coach

TWSS

El Padrino said...

where you going to sell condos in allentown, pa?

El Padrino said...

wright something now and auto post it ya bitchass mofo

El Padrino said...

suite hangover working

El Padrino said...

"Ben Roethlisberger is in some pretty select company now that he has two Super Bowl wins. But where does he rank among some of the greats? "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

like no where on that list of greats

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

El Padrino said...

nah, ben was solid i take that back

El Padrino said...

he aint a great though

tem said...

"where you going to sell condos in allentown, pa?"

no, i will be here. i am just "woe" so I don't want to write anything.

tem said...

ben is just in the perfect system for him.

he is good, but that system makes him look great.

tem said...

i thought it was fitting that the game ended on a warner fumble.

everyone assumed the steelers would get to him and have a sack/fumble.

tem said...

Skunkpatch says "It was the greatest Super Bowl ever"


damn, slow down son.

blue said...

i really like that Rooney thanked Obama in the acceptance speech.


i guess the rooney rule did get obamer elected

blue said...

i think the actual quote was "thank you to commissioner goodell and thank you to president Obama"

tem said...

rooney reads lov.

blue said...

he's so old, he might think that his coach's name is obama

tem said...

i am really glad GSP beat up Penn.

Penn seems like a super douche.

blue said...

i was pleasantly surprised

blue said...

commercials sucked ass

other than the doritos crystal ball commercial

tem said...

i did not pay attention to the commercials too much.

El Padrino said...

check them out then

blue said...

fuck miller and its one second commercial..

i nerve saw that crap

tem said...

i am not going to watch commercials that pretty much everyone said weren't good.

tem said...

i swa some go daddy ads that seem to indicate there would be porn on their site.

nfw was there porn on their site.

El Padrino said...

few were good:

pepsi max I'm good
Adopting animals
etrade talking baby
godaddy enhancement
doritos hit by bus
monkey's changing oil
bud meetin room

El Padrino said...

bud meeting room is actually hilarious

tem said...

transformers looked HDH good.

El Padrino said...

take

these broken wings

was funny

talking babies with 80's music = good commercial

blue said...

Bruce was actually pretty good

sad he didn't play 'born in the USA'

blue said...

if you've ever had to call 911 because you got your head stuck in your office chair.....you might be Michael Scott

tem said...

i'm not michael scott.

tem said...

i've only called 911 once in my life. it was to report a fire.

they told me they already knew about it and were pretty much pissed that i called them.

blue said...

my daughter called 911 from my blackberry because when the keypad is locked that's the only number you can call, so that's who she called.

tem said...

good story.

Keith S said...

"i thought it was fitting that the game ended on a warner fumble.

everyone assumed the steelers would get to him and have a sack/fumble."


Still wondering why they didn't at least review that play. They spend 5 minutes reviewing Holmes' TD that wasn't really that difficult to see, but they don't review the last play of the game?

tem said...

yeah i thought they would review that for sure.

heck, i thought it might have been a pass.

tem said...

beth, phelps thoughts?

El Padrino said...

boomer said the replay officials look at that and they felt it was the right call, no need to get the ref togo under the hood

boomer agreed

Keith S said...

Beth is wet

tem said...

i think for pretty much the last play of the game the ref should have at least gone under the hood.

like keith said, he went there for holmes' TD and that was pretty clear he was in.

blue said...

should have been reviewed.

El Padrino said...

boss knee sliding in into the camera was not what he planned

blue said...

he snapped his wrist and the ball came out in a spiralish way, argument could be made, but it wasn't going to change the outcome of the game....probably

El Padrino said...

the whole arm going forward rule needs to be changed anyway

El Padrino said...

yeah but he left ttech in the middle of the season, that was fucked up

but whatever he's like parcells in that he can do no wrong, he's the best, and that would be a huge thing for GA

blue said...

the bette question is why were they trying to throw a hailmary at that point. Run a fucking 20 yard out, and throw a hail mary from the 35-40, where you might have a legit shot.

El Padrino said...

i think senators should hire accountants instead of doing thier own taxes

Keith S said...

"that was the best catch i ever seen in a SB in my lifetime"

OK Shamford

El Padrino said...

one of many

El Padrino said...

"that was the best catch i ever seen in a SB in my lifetime"

OK Shamford"

insulting for you to say that but i'll let it go, you must have a shirly temple hangover

you dont think so?, can't remember a better catch with the game on the line

blue said...

it's was a pretty fucking good catch...especially after the bozo didn't catch the previous pass

El Padrino said...

"ESPN's Chris Mortensen made a prediction in the Sunday New York Post..."In the end, Big Ben finds a way. Steelers 27-23."

just so everyone knows mort nailed it

Keith S said...

"and keef relax I had about 4 near misses on box pools including the biggest one, although the 0-0 payout was suite"

Our box pool had 4 payouts. Yours had like 10.

Beth said...

"beth, phelps thoughts?"

At some point he's going to have to come up with a better excuse than "but I'm still so young" one. I mean he's only doing what so many other people his age (and older, right Steve :-)) do, but he has about 100 million potential reasons to do that shit indoors.

More than what he's doing, I think you can get on his ass for his judgment on when and where he's doing it.

Beth said...

The Bobby Knight rumor is huge down here. The AJC had an article today where the players were practically begging UGA to hire him. One of the players even said jokingly "I just hope he doesn't hit me". Gotta love that.

blue said...

sure he was joking

Keith S said...

"you dont think so?, can't remember a better catch with the game on the line"

Not saying it wasn't a great catch, because it was. But he had noone on him, it was 2nd down, and their worse* case scenario was a FG to force OT.
I'd take Tyree's catch over that because I believe it was on 3rd down, and they had to have a TD on that drive. And he had Harrison all over him.

El Padrino said...

"Our box pool had 4 payouts. Yours had like 10."

that was one pool, i was in two other normal pools

El Padrino said...

Not saying it wasn't a great catch, because it was. But he had noone on him, it was 2nd down, and their worse* case scenario was a FG to force OT.
I'd take Tyree's catch over that because I believe it was on 3rd down, and they had to have a TD on that drive. And he had Harrison all over him.

noted

blue said...

tyree's catch didn't win the game, it extended the drive

and holmes had 3 guys on him, they were just shitty players

tem said...

any takers for my spot start tomorrow, blue, beth?

Keith S said...

"and holmes had 3 guys on him, they were just shitty players"

He had 3 guys in the vicinity, not on him.

blue said...

so's your face

blue said...

jake plummer had an awesome quote about jay cutler the other day...i'm paraphrasing but it was something to the effect of "Jay's a very talented player, but so was Jeff George"

blue said...

silvio did a good job on the superbowl halftime show. Tony Soprano would have been proud.

El Padrino said...

cousin sal lost a fortune on the gary russel prop right?

El Padrino said...

hilarious commercial that didnt air

Keith S said...

I think I clinched having a downs kid this weekend. fmk & I were going to Starbucks and I was pulling into the parking lot and there was a dude limping across the lot so I couldn't drive in. So I said get outta the way, retard. fmk looks up and sees the dude and punched me in the arm. Apparently the dude had cerebral palsy

El Padrino said...

cry baby

spaceman spiff said...

"Whizzanator lost the SB right from the coin toss. "

bull, this is the gambler talking. The 2 huge plays in the game were on the players, warner TAINT and 3 fagmigos. no idea why they didnt try a fitz fade on that warner taint series

spaceman spiff said...

AZ had a shit load of penalties

El Padrino said...

spiff if you have a dynamic offense why defer

El Padrino said...

i retract my statement that it blew the game but i stand by the fact that it was a abomination of a call, terrible decision, terrrible

blue said...

"no idea why they didnt try a fitz fade on that warner taint series'

my exact thoughts.

maybe because that's what everyone in the stadium was thinking too.

but definitely don't throw some slant shit that can get picked and ran back.

spaceman spiff said...

"spiff if you have a dynamic offense why defer"

doesnt matter, they still could have won the game, would have worked out suite too if no TAINT, they go into half with lead and then get the ball

El Padrino said...

remember when we were talkin that pittsburgh had the toughest sked?

great team

El Padrino said...

no, it matters
didnt affect the outcome but it matters

blue said...

the question I had

If the officials review that last play, and rule it an incompletion. AZ still gets the 15 yards for Unsportsmanlike conduct right because farrior or whomever took off their helmet, right? So they essentially would have been on the 40ish with one more shot.

El Padrino said...

lets bet on the knicks/lakers game tonight

gimme the points

spaceman spiff said...

it was a questionable decision, but once omar epps bailed him out with that not going for it decision, it was erroneous

blue said...

and everyone defers

spaceman spiff said...

"no, it matters
didnt affect the outcome but it matters"

what does this mean? its a total oxymoron of a sentence. matters in your wallet?

Keith S said...

"AZ still gets the 15 yards for Unsportsmanlike conduct right because farrior or whomever took off their helmet, right?"


I was wondering the same thing

spaceman spiff said...

"no, it matters
didnt affect the outcome but it matters"

this basically reads 'no, it matters, it doesnt matter but it matters' NS

spaceman spiff said...

"
If the officials review that last play, and rule it an incompletion. AZ still gets the 15 yards for Unsportsmanlike conduct right because farrior or whomever took off their helmet, right? So they essentially would have been on the 40ish with one more shot."

yea they get those yards AND time would have been added to the clock, possible 2 plays

spaceman spiff said...

the ball was jarred loose, but it was still in his hand and he was able to push it forward, his hand wasnt empty?

spaceman spiff said...

would have been suite to see fitz in a hail mary situation though

El Padrino said...

skunkpatch agrees with me
::sticking out toungue::

El Padrino said...

Knicks +6

one day name change

El Padrino said...

do it do it

spaceman spiff said...

"skunkpatch agrees with me
::sticking out toungue::

thats not something to brag about

spaceman spiff said...

fine bet, lakers -6, 1 day, official

blue said...

"thats not something to brag about"

yeah, that's like saying 'shamford agrees with me'

El Padrino said...

pack and jax, forget they were bad, good picks there

El Padrino said...

i know, left out the S

whocares said...

I cant believe it's still here...

El Padrino said...

yo dub c

blue said...

look at the CEO

blue said...

WC is back...



thanks Obama

whocares said...

just came out of my ivory tower to see how things were.

whocares said...

I think Obama might put me back in the job hunt if the taxes on small businesses take effect.

The CEO doesnt have much room for extra taxes in his budget.

El Padrino said...

what are you selling?

Keith S said...

When did Guy Fieri start kicking for the Stillers?

El Padrino said...

yeah, my whole living room made that joke last night

El Padrino said...

you knwo that motherfucker was happy santonio caught that ball

no way he wants to kick a game tying FG with the SB hangin in the balance

El Padrino said...

i like tomlin for some reason

i think its cause he's the realest dog out there

El Padrino said...

“Unlike last year’s Super Bowl,” Harrison said, “this year’s Super Bowl will be won by the best team.”


let it go Rodney

blue said...

especially since Al Michaels was making such a big deal about the wind. oh, but it was at his back...and oh, if we look at the flags, it's not really blowing right now.

blue said...

yeah, why is rodney harrison doing tv shit. Fuck that guy, i don't want him being on a studio show when he retires.

El Padrino said...

nothing like memories

blue said...

i'm still laughing at Shannon Sharpe not getting into the HOF on the first ballot

El Padrino said...

wait, dogs have insurance?

El Padrino said...

"i'm still laughing at Shannon Sharpe not getting into the HOF on the first ballot"

what about Cris Carter?

good lawd, dude invented that santonio TD catch

Meiz said...

I think I'm having more radiator issues. Might have to look at cars on thursday

Meiz said...

Holy shit. WC

blue said...

hey Andy, Cornell called and they said "you suck" and you're gayer than Oscar

El Padrino said...

Sierra Nevada, ESB

not so good

blue said...

i don't like any ESBs

tem said...

" think its cause he's the realest dog out there"

false, meiz is the realest.

El Padrino said...

women getting away with uggs

uggs are not business casual

fyi cunts

Meiz said...

"false, meiz is the realest."


I was gonna say that, but I forgot

blue said...

EP should show up in some slippers and be like "what, they're uggs"

Meiz said...

Uggs are horrifically terrible. I hate them shits.

tem said...

are uggs worse than crocs?

blue said...

i got uggs slippers for xmas...they're fucking amazingly comfortable, but they don't go out of the house.

blue said...

nothing is worse than crocs

El Padrino said...

“The football star was in line for the bathroom at ESPN’s Tampa Bay Super Bowl bash Friday night when a drunken reveler tried to cut in front of him. “Matt told him to wait his turn and headed into the urinals,” a spy tells us. Moments later, the fella barged in and proceeded to purposefully pee directly on Cassel’s leg. After security tossed the drunk, Cassel headed back out into the crowd, wet pants and all.”

cassel got pissed on

blue said...

calling Cassell a "star" is a little bit of a stretch

El Padrino said...

may or may not be some aubrey o'day pboy spread leak

Keith S said...

Whitlock

tem said...

"calling Cassell a "star" is a little bit of a stretch"

nah, he can be a star. he isn't a superstar though.

Keith S said...

"wait, dogs have insurance?"

Only the realest ones

El Padrino said...

2 stinkers in a row from the whitlock

tem said...

who is aubrey oday?

Keith S said...

"2 stinkers in a row from the whitlock"

I thought this one was alright. Better team won, but the refs were awful.

El Padrino said...

refs are always awful

when will everyone stop wit that already

tem said...

refs did suck, but no more than usual.

Keith S said...

There's a difference between missing a few calls and being blatantly one-sided

Keith S said...

It's all fized*

tem said...

i didn't think they were blatently one sided, just bad.

blue said...

i thought they were pretty one-sided until the holding call in the endzone

El Padrino said...

right, i agree tem

roughing the holder was a good call, especially after seeing wilson jog away like he felt good about himself

El Padrino said...

good call though blue, hartwig tackeld the guy

blue said...

i took that as he jogged away knowing he fucked up

El Padrino said...

thought ben giving props to his oline (who's luaghing now line) was cute considering he is the best scrambler because he's used to it, his o line sucks

blue said...

yeah, it was a good call, we were talking about "if you don't get any yards on the play, do you just take the safety anyway" for field position reasons

tem said...

"roughing the holder was a good call"

yeah he didn't get blocked into him, he tripped himself into him.

El Padrino said...

the defensive holding on rod hood when he was on hines was silly

but most of those are pitty pat

the rule sucks

tem said...

camera work was horrid for the game. it was like this was NBCs first game. they were showing player bios and shit during plays.

madden was talking about the safeties being 20 yards deep but it wasn't until 3 plays later that they showed us that angle.

etc, etc.

tem said...

camera work/production

tem said...

"the defensive holding on rod hood when he was on hines was silly"

they had a make up call later with someone "holding fitz" but fitz caught it and got yards so the penalty was declined.

blue said...

fitzgerald is good

matt lienart is going to wreck that team next year

tem said...

boldin played well.

El Padrino said...

those superbowl hats are/were atrocious

Keith S said...

"those superbowl hats are/were atrocious"

No doubt

blue said...

"those superbowl hats are/were atrocious"

if only the 1986 seahawks won the game, then those hats would have been perfect.

El Padrino said...

yeah i was waiting for steve largent to put it on

tem said...

i wonder if the cards hats were better.

Keith S said...

"i wonder if the cards hats were better."

They probably would have been the same except for the team logo

Keith S said...

bolder

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