Thursday, February 12, 2009

Sinkhole

We've made it to Thursday. The weekly sinkhole post.

Let's just see if we can make it through the day.



my favorite nba moment from last season


Go see They Live.

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Beth said...

You know, I've actually come to enjoy freak's video links. I even watched 2/3's of them this time.

El Padrino said...

2 out 3 for me too

tem said...

1/3 here.

tem said...

why are people with handicap stickers always horrible drivers?

El Padrino said...

because they are handicap?

tem said...

that's no excuse.

El Padrino said...

Rule #76, Play like a Champion.

El Padrino said...

dook game was solid, paulus lost like 60 punds of baby fat

wft

Blue said...

duke is awful

El Padrino said...

too bad he'son dook but henderson can ball out

Blue said...

"Rule #76, Play like a Champion"

our CEO used the "stage 5 clinger" line the other day, it was hilarious

El Padrino said...

cnn stop with all these fucking woe stories

meiz are you a contributor to cnn.com

fuck

tem said...

your CEO is a riot.

tem said...

woe sells

Blue said...

EP wishes he were in Boulder tomorrow

Blue said...

thanks obama

Blue said...

"your CEO is a riot."

he is a hoot

Blue said...

and i think freak is giving the other 4 days too much credit. sinkhole? maybe more like a small pothole

Blue said...

maybe thursdays need one of those construction signs that say "dip"

Meiz said...

Duplicate action is my least favorite error message

tem said...

or bump

El Padrino said...

scared someone will ask something he cant answer, faggot

El Padrino said...

"EP wishes he were in Boulder tomorrow"

fucking queers

El Padrino said...

youtube please, I couldnt find it but am dying to see it

El Padrino said...

Mike Patrick called a 12 foot set jump shot from Paulus, "difficult" last night, I was bewildered.

Blue said...

nuggets won in Orlando for the first time in 15 years..

Blue said...

because Orlando is traditionally one of the toughest places to play (s)

maybe the trips to Epcot the day of the game distracted them in the past

tem said...

maybe because the nuggets suck.

Meiz said...

"fucking queers"


Q: What is EP's favorite pastime?

Blue said...

"maybe because the nuggets suck."

maybe your face sucks

Blue said...

""fucking queers"


Q: What is EP's favorite pastime?"


ISWYDT

tem said...

sometimes it does.

El Padrino said...

found it

Meiz said...

Only 6 hours left

El Padrino said...

til what

Meiz said...

home time

Blue said...

that johnny cash dude is funny

Blue said...

no way that wasn't planned

El Padrino said...

he keeps saying no, but everyone thinks its all a ruse

tem said...

our old ass secretary is dumb as can be.

El Padrino said...

Lincoln would ahve been 200 years old today

tem said...

she keeps looking for the CFO in his office. every 2 minutes she walks to his office to see if he is there.

she won't walk any farther than that though.

this time by i told her "you should probably try someplace other than his office because he isn't in there."

Blue said...

don't you guys have an intercom system?

El Padrino said...

penny makeovers

El Padrino said...

suite, forgot monday is no work

Blue said...

"suite, forgot monday is no work"

::fu stare::

El Padrino said...

i think i should open a House Insulation Installment business, for existing owners who want to save money on heat and gas

i should look into that

tem said...

"i think i should open a House Insulation Installment business"

no you shouldn't

tem said...

"don't you guys have an intercom system?"

yes, but for some reason she didn't want to use it.

the reason is that she is dumb.

Blue said...

yeah, because the economy is such that people are falling all over themselves to make home improvements right now.

Meiz said...

"suite, forgot monday is no work"


you really need more days off work

El Padrino said...

"no you shouldn't"

why there is a tax break for homeowners in the stimulus bill if they "upgrade" their home to save heat/gas ranges from better insulation/Solar panels (another hot business)/and window replacements

El Padrino said...

"you really need more days off work"

i work 5 days a week just like you

Meiz said...

Associated Bank is taking some of their $525 million in bailout money to send 100 employees on vacation in Puerto Rico for a job well done. W. T. F.

El Padrino said...

we have to take advantage of this economic mess, i though about opening a food truck and selling $4 sandwhiches out of it

tem said...

"why"

i don't think the margins are that great, you'd have to do a lot of volume to make any $$$.

also you'd be competing against me, indirectly.

also, you'd have to have a hell of a start up fund to get the equipment to do it.

i can't imagine banks would loan you any more than 50% of what you need, probably closer to 20%, so you'd have to have tons of cash lying around.

Blue said...

maybe you should start a healthcare insurance company, because people get a tax credit for that.

El Padrino said...

"also, you'd have to have a hell of a start up fund to get the equipment to do it. "

i have an uncle who has all the contractors to do this

El Padrino said...

blue is being sarcastic

tem said...

home insulation isn't a bad idea, but it isn't exactly the kind of company you just start up on a whim.

El Padrino said...

fine, work your dead end jobs until you die

i'll keep my ideas to myself

Blue said...

the sandwich truck is a good idea.

$4 footlongs, you could even have a catchy jingle. that's 20% savings to subway

tem said...

"i have an uncle who has all the contractors to do this"

of course you do.

then get to it and have fun.

El Padrino said...

i really want to open a discount liqior store in Brooklyn as there is none

tem said...

"fine, work your dead end jobs until you die"

i don't have a dead end job, so i don't need to think of new business ideas.

Blue said...

i still don't think that the home insulation market is burgeoning, not until consumers have disposable income again. Also considering that a good portion of folks pay for "upgrades" of that proportion through home equity loans which are non-existant at this point.

Meiz said...

Elgin Baylor really needs slapped.

El Padrino said...

of course you do.

then get to it and have fun.

not what you think, he's clean (for the most part), has alot of political friends and has been building houses for 20 years now, built a hospital in Jamaica, Queens

see all i would do would be seeling the idea to people to do this, his company would do the work, i'd make commission on the project, he doesnt know this yet though, might be unlikely

truck food sandwhich thing i like better

tem said...

meiz hates elgin because elgin is black.

Meiz said...

Fuck Scott Skiles

El Padrino said...

i don't have a dead end job, so i don't need to think of new business ideas.

neither do i but i dont want to work for _________(insert wall street firm name) forever

Blue said...

the solar panel deal as a homeowner is quite brilliant, at least here in CO. A guy i know had them installed, total cost was like $20K, but with what the energy company kicked in and his tax credit from the gov't that year, his total cash he was out was only like $3K, and now he gets checks from his utility company if he generates more power than he uses.

El Padrino said...

"$4 footlongs, you could even have a catchy jingle. that's 20% savings to subway"

everything $4, park that sucker right outside Broad and Wall, assuming I can get a vendor liscence and just crank out quality sandwhiches, 5 or 6 choices and be done by 3pm

tem said...

"see all i would do would be seeling the idea to people to do this"

you are probably 12-18 months behind national companies that already do it, but if the initial cash outlay is low for you, then it could pay off.

Meiz said...

"meiz hates elgin because elgin is black."


And old

El Padrino said...

yeah i love the solar panel thing, if i am fortunate enough to ever have a home built or can remodel one to my liking i'd like to use solar energy

tem said...

the sun is best in NYC.

El Padrino said...

"you are probably 12-18 months behind national companies that already do it, but if the initial cash outlay is low for you, then it could pay off."

it would be, but again, he might have someone that does this already, i was just thinking out loud and bouncin the idea around

Meiz said...

"everything $4, park that sucker right outside Broad and Wall, assuming I can get a vendor liscence and just crank out quality sandwhiches, 5 or 6 choices and be done by 3pm"


I can get a sandwich with more than 5 or 6 choices for << $4

El Padrino said...

T, lock it up.

(forgot to say that yesterday when you mentioned the locking in thingie)

El Padrino said...

"I can get a sandwich with more than 5 or 6 choices for << $4"

not if you lived in NYC you couldnt

El Padrino said...

Average Lunchtime sandwhich in NYC (HOT food)

$7, easy maybe more

Blue said...

" can get a sandwich with more than 5 or 6 choices for << $4"

you don't live in NYC

El Padrino said...

i just wonder what the cost would be for the ingredients/truck/gas/propane/vendor fees/misc.

El Padrino said...

the idea would be to have a bit of a quality flair to the sanwhiches to make the people think they are really getting a bang for thier buck

Meiz said...

"ingredients/truck/gas/propane/vendor fees/misc."


Plus you'd be paying a premium on the food because you probably have to go through a supplier.

Meiz said...

Roach coach kilt LOV

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Your face is a killer

Meiz said...

I've been waiting for you, Clarise

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

I'm waiting for your mom

tem said...

"i just wonder what the cost would be for the ingredients/truck/gas/propane/vendor fees/misc."

probably low.

labor would kill, you'd have to do the labor yourself.

tem said...

your face is your mom

El Padrino said...

"labor would kill, you'd have to do the labor yourself."

yep, me and my cuz but we both like to cook and it's only a 6 hour day

tem said...

i am hungry now.

Meiz said...

"the idea would be to have a bit of a quality flair to the sanwhiches to make the people think they are really getting a bang for thier buck"



Economic downturn. People probably want quantity over quality.

Meiz said...

Back bacon!

tem said...

i think $4 is a good enough deal, they'd do it.

but aren't there tons of street vendors already?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

EP would need a gimmick, though. Maybe he could wear a dong hat

El Padrino said...

"but aren't there tons of street vendors already?"

yeah but they are all the same

El Padrino said...

"EP would need a gimmick, though. Maybe he could wear a dong hat"

brilliant

El Padrino said...

cept not

tem said...

HUNGRY

JFreak said...

El Tardo cumfasted me on a video.

El Padrino said...

should be on 1000 ways to die

Meiz said...

Try the bologna!

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"Try the bologna!"

Awsome

Blue said...

"yep, me and my cuz but we both like to cook"

i don't know if being a sandwich artist is really considered "cooking"

El Padrino said...

“We feel really bad for the customers that were just getting into it when Comcast rudely switched back to the football game before the clip could really get going,” Kim Kysar, a spokeswoman for the porn company, said in a release to the Star.



hahaaaa

El Padrino said...

i don't know if being a sandwich artist is really considered "cooking"

pork roast, cheesesteaks, chick cutlets, meatballs, etc

whose gonna cook it?

you lt. weinburg?

Blue said...

those are 4 of your 6 choices?

you might not be able to sell those for $4

El Padrino said...

why not, ground beef is cheap, chick cutlets are cheap too, i imagine the cheesteak meat is cheap and my only problem would be the pork roast but you lose a little before you net profit, if i can create a buzz down there....

"that truck is cranking out pork roast heros for $4"


watch out

Blue said...

volume would have to be high i'd think, but it's a good idea, undercut those other bastards and put them out of business.

Blue said...

if you could make breakfast sammies and be there at 7am, work like 7-2, you could be onto something here.

El Padrino said...

gina Lynn looks great

El Padrino said...

"if you could make breakfast sammies and be there at 7am, work like 7-2, you could be onto something here."

i was thinking that

El Padrino said...

got my si swimsuit issue in the mail yesterday, the heat has been broughten

Meiz said...

Sometimes El Tardo can still be funny. This got an aitch out of me:

"(He's my favorite non-Celtic, hands down, nobody else comes close. Durant is second, Duncan is third, Ginobili is fourth, Brandon Roy is fifth ... and Sasha Vujacic is last.)"

Blue said...

anybody who likes manu is a douche.

manu should be last

El Padrino said...

junior to seattle?

Blue said...

"junior to seattle?"

yes, please

Blue said...

maybe they can sign randy johnson too

Meiz said...

He hit the sinkhole.

tem said...

" if i can create a buzz down there....
"

twss

Meiz said...

Thanks for the GOLF PICKS reminder, Beth

tem said...

when is blue moving to seattle?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Jr would have to DH in Seattle

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Cincy moving their spring training here next year. Suite

El Padrino said...

"The president gave us a lot of rhetoric on Monday night."

really? I never noticed that.

tem said...

anytime obama is on tv i ask everyone around me "who is that guy?"

i get a ton of dirty looks and ::blank stares::.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

lull

isiah thomas said...

"EP would need a gimmick, though. Maybe he could wear a dong hat"

he wouldn't need a gimmick, footlong mozz stick is no joke, you.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

Beth can get her grub on tomorrow

isiah thomas said...

After the initial offer, the single Steakburgers will be 75 cents all day, every day through March 29.

single steakburger is equivalent to....?

single burger at mcd's?
1/4 pounder at mcd's?

please advice

isiah thomas said...

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I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

I believe freak is the Steak & Shake pro here

isiah thomas said...

I was hoping my anti-dook comments last night would raise steve from the dead.

isiah thomas said...

S&S, socks, boom mics

he's a renaissance man

El Padrino said...

yes the footlong will sell for $4 and be the main attraction

JFreak said...

it's a little bigger than a whopper patty.

El Padrino said...

is paulus on nutri-system?

isiah thomas said...

that's a helluva deal then.

.75 whoppers for a month+ would be hdh.

isiah thomas said...

I'm still laughing at Paulus's fake hustle.

he's like an OF who is about to catch a fly ball but decides to lay out to make it look better.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

he's like Eric Byrnes


*fized

isiah thomas said...

he's like Eric Byrnes

YES!

although I don't mind Byrnes. (ns)

JFreak said...

What I don't get is why they're doing this in Atlanta and not their coporate headquarter's location.

I'd be in there every day.

Blue said...

lots of black folk in Atlanta...they need the cheaper burgers...Obama made them

thanks obama

El Padrino said...

this country needs a tit's and ass currency

El Padrino said...

$1 = Flash of tits
$2 = Flash of ass
$5 = Nipple touch/ass squeeze
$10 = Full boob sqeeze/ass rub
$20 = Drumming of tit with cock
$50 = Blow job
$100 = Intercourse

El Padrino said...

this never happens if jug is still there

Meiz said...

"yes the footlong will sell for $4 and be the main attraction"


$4 for essentially 2 mozz sticks?

tem said...

"single steakburger is equivalent to....?

single burger at mcd's?"


close, probably more like a jr. whopper.

tem said...

"it's a little bigger than a whopper patty."

i sit corrected.

El Padrino said...

"When Mrs. Lincoln died in 1882, her remains were placed with those of Lincoln, but in 1887 both bodies were reburied in a brick vault beneath the floor of the burial room"

cool

tem said...

"$4 for essentially 2 mozz sticks?"

it's like 6.99 at applebees for 4 tiny ones.

El Padrino said...

"$4 for essentially 2 mozz sticks?"

more like 3-4 depending on average size

Meiz said...

Those are some ripoff mozz sticks. Jeez.

isiah thomas said...

4 for essentially 2 mozz sticks?"

avg moss* stick is not 6 inches

tem said...

cheese products must be cheap in wisconsin.

Meiz said...

Well you guys don't live in 'Sconsin

Meiz said...

"cheese products must be cheap in wisconsin."


Natch

isiah thomas said...

cheap cheese in sconsin i2i

THAT is impressive

El Padrino said...

"Well you guys don't live in 'Sconsin"

and thank the lord for that

isiah thomas said...

mozz isn't native to sconsin though

isiah thomas said...

and thank the lord for that

blessed be

Meiz said...

"mozz isn't native to sconsin though"


They make it here

isiah thomas said...

they make pizza in az too

what's your point

isiah thomas said...

they make salsa in NEW YORK CITY!?!?!?!

what's your point

Meiz said...

Your face is a point

Meiz said...

AZ pizza & NY salsa can't be good?

what's your point?

isiah thomas said...

that elgin baylor lawsuit is hilarity.

isiah thomas said...

you have a pointy face

tem said...

you have pointy ears.

Meiz said...

Like an elf

isiah thomas said...

you have pointy mits

Meiz said...

Yes. They are quite pert.

Meiz said...

We need more folks for Y!fmlb

isiah thomas said...

hopefully Deluxe will like the Vermont Teddy Bear you got him Deke.

Meiz said...

I got him a new gimp suit, dumbass.

Meiz said...

goddman I despise old people

El Padrino said...

playing poker with supe

El Padrino said...

i won

Meiz said...

congrats

JFreak said...

The BMV is a whole lot nicer than when I first got my license.

Meiz said...

"The MLB 2k9 player rankings were released yesterday. Ryan Braun is rated as the top left fielder (93 out of 100), with Prince Fielder, J.J. Hardy and Corey Hart all also making the top ten at their positions."

El Padrino said...

"The MLB 2k9 player rankings were released yesterday. Ryan Braun is rated as the top left fielder (93 out of 100), with Prince Fielder, J.J. Hardy and Corey Hart all also making the top ten at their positions."

insufferable prick

Meiz said...

thanks

isiah thomas said...

"The MLB 2k9 player rankings were released yesterday. Ryan Braun is rated as the top left fielder (93 out of 100), with Prince Fielder, J.J. Hardy and Corey Hart all also making the top ten at their positions. Although Hart's arm strength was rated "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH""


*fized

isiah thomas said...

prick

*fized

El Padrino said...

Ms. Hooker

El Padrino said...

wow market getting crushed

isiah thomas said...

wow market getting crushed

Thanks Osama!

isiah thomas said...

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El Padrino said...

douchenozzerly

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

""The MLB 2k9 player rankings were released yesterday. Ryan Braun is rated as the top left fielder (93 out of 100), with Prince Fielder, J.J. Hardy and Corey Hart all also making the top ten at their positions.""


He plays RF. How many solid RFs are there?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"Ms. Hooker"


El Cumfastdrino is back!!!!!!!

tem said...

"He plays RF. How many solid RFs are there?"

apparently less than 10.

tem said...

"wow market getting crushed"

fix it and quit dreaming up schemes to sell sammiches.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

And top 10 would be impressive if there were 1000 teams. But all top ten means is that they're in the top 1/3. Chris Snyder is probably in the top 10 for catchers, but that doesn't mean he's good.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

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I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

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