Friday, February 20, 2009

Not really sports but read me

Golf fans Tiger is back next week.
Leach got over himself and signed with Tech. Not sure if it was the same deal, too lazy.

Do bank robbers get to keep their money? It's time to give baseball's real MVPs their loot. - Rick Reilly
Is anyone gonna step up and assassinate this man? (Hi F.B.I)

So at the dinner I was at last night we had a rookie from Morgan Stanley coming and my cousin works there with a couple of other guys I know. So they tell him that he has to say something after the guest speaker talks. That he has to stand up and say a few words. He was panicking, all night. Asked me and I was like yeah, all rookies have to do that once. It's like a fraternity, and this is a little initiation. Dude was so scared. So you can see the angst on his face during the speech and as it's coming to the end he looks to all of us and we nod. At that point we weren't going to let him do it because it was all a big hoax but he jumped up so fast we couldn't stop him now, this is what he said: "Sir, that was a terrific speech and thank you very much. Enjoy your dinner". The whole room went dead silent. And all of us did the laugh under our coat lapel thing where if you had any liquid it would have come out your nose. So the speaker picks up on it and says, "Ah, first time huh". And the room erupts with laughter. We later told him that we weren't going to let him do it but he didn't give us a chance. It was hilarity.

My cousin ended up going out after and I got a text at 2am saying he was sitting in VIP with Chris Bosh and his entourage. I will confirm this story later today.

Book review:

"Moneyball", I know this is old but if you haven't read it before I am here to tell you what it's about. Moneyball is a poignant tale of the life of a moneyball. The moneyball at the three point contest. It's sad and really tugs on your heart. Everyone thinks the moneyball's life is easy but it's not. They go through real shit. First they are the minority in the world of balls. They are like black Eskimos. They rarely see the sun, they are used only for special occasions and are blamed for shooters failures (Granger said the moneyball had a different texture to it), that comment btw nearly incited a riot at the Moneyball Ethnic Treatment of Moneyballs or METM. I think there is a movie in the works and if this happens it will have Oscar all over it. Also Tem would review the movie. So that's a positive. Anyway the moneyball's story needs to be heard. Please read it. I give it 4 trophies.

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Weekend advice: Beastie Boys and cheap beer.

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tem said...

"Do bank robbers get to keep their money? It's time to give baseball's real MVPs their loot. - Rick Reilly
"

i was going to comment on this the same way. Reilly needs to die.

tem said...

tem UFC picks:


dickweed over thiago - gay KO

Maia over Sonnen - submission R2

Marquardt over Gouveia - Marquardt wears him down and gets a late stoppage

Hardy over Markham - hometown guy usually wins

Sanchez over Stevenson - late stoppage

tem said...

book review was solid. if i knew how to read i'd read that book.

Blue said...

i don't read spanish

tem said...

by the by, i almost picked sonnen to win.

tem said...

when is beavers coming in to talk to you?

Blue said...

oh burn

Blue said...

i'm hoping to talk to the beaver next week

Blue said...

"dickweed over thiago - gay KO

Maia over Sonnen - submission R2

Marquardt over Gouveia - Marquardt wears him down and gets a late stoppage

Hardy over Markham - hometown guy usually wins

Sanchez over Stevenson - late stoppage"

I know peeps like UFC, but to me that was "wah wah wah wah" like charlie brown's teacher.

Blue said...

WADR temmer

tem said...

no offense was taken.

UFC is not for everyone.

tem said...

blue should be excited that Beavers wants to see him.

Blue said...

it's not that i don't like UFC, i just nerve watch it

Blue said...

i might go to the curling olympic trials this weekend.

or not

Meiz said...

UFC sucks.

Curling is awesome. I want to join the local curling club.

Blue said...

i'm sure the rihanna pictures were discussed. but i didn't think they looked that bad

or i expected worst

tem said...

"Curling is awesome. I want to join the local curling club."

do they meet in town?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Book review:"

I know you don't read, EP

Meiz said...

"do they meet in town?"


Why do you think I'm not in the curling club?

Meiz said...

"i'm sure the rihanna pictures were discussed. but i didn't think they looked that bad"


Where?

Blue said...

Rihanna

tem said...

so beating women is not ok?

Angry Leprechaun said...

Curling is awesome. I want to join the local curling club.

Bemidji is curling capital of the (or is it capitol) USA

Meiz said...

Most people shun the beating up of women. I've come really close to punching the fuck out of 2 bitches.(NOT egfmeiz)

Blue said...

supposedly Chris Brown was choking her and kept saying he was going to kill her, so now the DA is contemplating bringing attempted murder charges too.

isiah thomas said...

I bet Chris Brown pulled the "Bitch I done told you twice" line on her from those marks on her forehead.

isiah thomas said...

supposedly Chris Brown was choking her and kept saying he was going to kill her, so now the DA is contemplating bringing attempted murder charges too.

maybe he was just singning "Kill You" by eminem

isiah thomas said...

solid post EP

isiah thomas said...

sounds like KG might have a serious knee injury.

blessed be

Tom Brady's knee
KG's knee

only one more piece of the unholy trinity left:

Spiffg's dad dying.

tem said...

"only one more piece of the unholy trinity left"

the dooze died.

tem said...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice

isiah thomas said...

the dooze died.

yes!

doggie cancer

the unholy trinity is complete, the city of Boston will blow up shortly.

tem said...

i hope el pad doesn't get caught in the blast.

El Padrino said...

sorry i was late
thanks for the kind words

El Padrino said...

so i'm pulling into a spot this morning, guy pulls into a spot next to me, i was blasting Heartless by Kanye West and I turn the car off, the guy next to me was blasting Hero by Mariah Cary

I laughed heartily for a long period of time.

El Padrino said...

bank stocks are getting pummeled

something might happen this weekend with one of them

El Padrino said...

HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!

El Padrino said...

someone requested a book review so i might run with it

El Padrino said...

wadr to tem, not trying to outshine a ni**a

El Padrino said...

KG knee injury

the bar cheered when this happened last night

halijeujah (sp)

Blue said...

i liked the little trophies at the bottom.

tem said...

"something might happen this weekend with one of them"

more than likely at least one of the ones we deal with regularly.

HNB or Fifth Third.

El Padrino said...

fifth third is a mess

i'm talking big ones too, Citigroup, BOFA, Wells Fargo....

tem said...

that would suck as well.

Blue said...

fifth third processes like 90% of all credit card transactions too

Blue said...

looks like Tyler Durden's wish might come true.

metaphorically speaking

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"i was blasting Heartless by Kanye West"


Isn't that what you were blasting the other day when you picked up cmep? Do you listen to other songs

isiah thomas said...

HNB or Fifth Third.

or three one third

tem said...

IIIITTTTTT''''''SSSSSSS FFFFRRRIIIIIIDDDDDAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

"Isn't that what you were blasting the other day when you picked up cmep? Do you listen to other songs"

right now, with TI's "Whatever you like" it's my go too "pulling up into a spot" song

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"right now, with TI's "Whatever you like" it's my go too "pulling up into a spot" song"

Fair enough. Mine is "A Milli"

JFreak said...

Fuck National City.

tem said...

mine is 'all these years'

tem said...

we deal with nat city a lot too.

but i think someone is buying them. or something.

Blue said...

i like milli vanilli


blame it on the rain, cuz the rain don't mind

tem said...

i heard that the rain in fact does mind.

just what i heard.

El Padrino said...

"A Milli"

yeah lil sick and tired of weazy
good album though

Meiz said...

"Fair enough. Mine is "A Milli""


I approve of this selection.

Meiz said...

"right now, with TI's "Whatever you like" it's my go too "pulling up into a spot" song"


like to go with "sports talk radio".

isiah thomas said...

like to go with the engine knocking and muffler back-firing.

*fized

Meiz said...

My engine is a champion. <100k miles on it still.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

nice email, spiff

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Found EP on YouTube

tem said...

why were you looking for him?

Angry Leprechaun said...

i heard that the rain in fact does mind.

just what i heard.

you gotta blame it on something

isiah thomas said...

why are you looking at getting a new whip then deke?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"why were you looking for him?"

I wasn't looking for him

isiah thomas said...

you gotta blame it on something

injuns

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

I normally blame it on the stars that shine at night

isiah thomas said...

Found EP on YouTube

you know what's disturbing about this.

1) this guy took time to film this.

2) this guy then took time to post it.

El Padrino said...

yeah that's not me

tem said...

"I wasn't looking for him"

fair enough

Angry Leprechaun said...

I put the blame on myself; which I probably shouldn't do

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

you know what's disturbing about this.

everything


*fized

Meiz said...

"why are you looking at getting a new whip then deke?"

Because the rest of it sucks, and its getting a nice bit of rust along some of the edges.

JFreak said...

blame the baggage.

tem said...

it is effing cold again.

isiah thomas said...

this a-roid shit ain't going away.

I bet he'll have at least one more tear filled press conference where he said he's still lying but finally wants to tell the entire story.

the press is tearing holes into his excuses right now.

"boli" illegal in DR too

plus his "cousin" isn't really his cousin.

El Padrino said...

is mardi gras this week?

Beth on Fat Tuesday the guys and I have decided that you have to post a picture of your tits.

Thanks and regards,

LOV Staff

El Padrino said...

everyone is a cousin in the domincan

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"it is effing cold again."

not here

Angry Leprechaun said...

Freezing here; and I have the flu

WOE

El Padrino said...

freezing here

El Padrino said...

kod that's like the 3rd flu you've had

isiah thomas said...

windows open here.

sunny

not a cloud in the sky

isiah thomas said...

tiss a little hazy in the distance though.

isiah thomas said...

kod that's like the 3rd flu you've had


that stress he's got is too much for any mortal.

isiah thomas said...

thos BK Burger shots are 1.39$ for one?

wft

Meiz said...

I enjoyed "Cool Guy"

tem said...

"thos BK Burger shots are 1.39$ for one?"

i was under the impression that it was $1.39 for 6.

Angry Leprechaun said...
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isiah thomas said...

goddman recession is affecting the injuns now too?

El Padrino said...

"It's very possible I will be laid off in the next 2-6 months."

guessing that would suck

isiah thomas said...

per BK's webist they are available in 2 and 6 packs.

1.39$ if prolly for 2

they also have "breakfast shots"

spaceman spiff said...

"dickweed over thiago - gay KO"

hope not

tem said...

it might be 2.

2 seems like a ripoff still.

Blue said...

yeah, 1.39 for a "double shot". which still isn't as big as the jr whopper for $1.

tem said...

"hope not"

i hope not too, but dickweed should roll.

spaceman spiff said...

i will pay cash money for the nonexistent video of that chimp going buckwild on that lady

El Padrino said...

odds heath ledger wins oscar gold is 1/50 meaning you lay $50 to win $1

that's how much of a lock it is

spaceman spiff said...

"It's very possible I will be laid off in the next 2-6 months."

quit, thatll show em

spaceman spiff said...

heath ledger cant appreciate the oscar, he's dead, give it to someone else

El Padrino said...

1/100, correction

El Padrino said...

matilda will get it when she turns 18

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"It's very possible I will be laid off in the next 2-6 months."


like, woe

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"1/100, correction"

I'll put $1 on the field

Blue said...

you all are disgusting

El Padrino said...

since obama was inaugurated market has shed over 1000 points

Thanks obama!

isiah thomas said...

the shine is off Osama fo sho.

fo-sho

Meiz said...

dum dum just got in, and I felt my attitude instantly change.

isiah thomas said...

running diary of dum dum today, do it.

Meiz said...

I'll try

isiah thomas said...

Bodog has ledger at 1/35

Blue said...

"dum dum just got in, and I felt my attitude instantly change"

now you know how the rest of LoV feels when you show up.


WADR

Meiz said...

"I think a lot of people use Knockin' On Heaven's Door for their prom song"

Meiz said...

"now you know how the rest of LoV feels when you show up."


Shut the fuck up

Meiz said...

She's talking about a family friend that had 10 MISCARRIAGES.


I'm calling bullshit on that one.

Blue said...

"Shut the fuck up"


i need zeke's cnp

Meiz said...

just admitted to not knowing how to use email.


Has a book at home on how to use the internet.



NS

Meiz said...

I ratted her out yesterday for stealing business from the store.

isiah thomas said...

narc

Blue said...

anger, hatred, these are the ways of the dark side

Meiz said...

damn skippy

Meiz said...

"anger, hatred, these are the ways of the dark side"


Don't forget fear

Meiz said...

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hatred

spaceman spiff said...

"matilda will get it when she turns 18"

so?

Blue said...

and then she'll waltz

Meiz said...

#Talking about Real Housewives Of OC

El Padrino said...

yes please

El Padrino said...

swayze is dying again

El Padrino said...

roadhouse was great

Meiz said...

Love Roadhouse

isiah thomas said...

stat done for the rest of the regular season, eyeball

Angry Leprechaun said...

stat done for the rest of the regular season, eyeball

yep; just cancelled my Suns bet for tonight on centsports

El Padrino said...

why isnt crabtree running the 40?

El Padrino said...

that's a long dame for a eye injury
wft

El Padrino said...

was natalie imbrugia's pussy linked?

El Padrino said...

good editorial piece in the times, rewarding foolishness

tem said...

"Love Roadhouse"

cue "tem has never seen Roadhouse"


hmm, never seen it.

spaceman spiff said...

"stat done for the rest of the regular season, eyeball"

hilarity, guy on the rome says maybe because he was sposed to keep wearing those goggles he was wearing earlier in the season. if so, idiot, and knowing is no longer knowledge

spaceman spiff said...

"
that's a long dame for a eye injury
wft"

detached retina is big

El Padrino said...

citifield food looks great, 10000% better than shea options

JFreak said...

My late playoff push in fnba is dunzo.

spaceman spiff said...

danny granger being out a few weeks killed my $$$ team

tem said...

my fnba team is performing well still.

the wheels will fall off soon enough.

Meiz said...

DD-

This woman is so fucking stupid. I wish I could give you guys audio.

JFreak said...

Attach a mic to one of the computers, get a program like audacity or something, record the whole day, edit it, put it in a podcast and bam.

Meiz said...

I might just bring my flip in and record in my pocket.

JFreak said...

that's good enough.

El Padrino said...

"Attach a mic to one of the computers, get a program like audacity or something, record the whole day, edit it, put it in a podcast and bam."


10000% more work than meiz has ever done or thought about doing

Meiz said...

"10000% more work than meiz has ever done or thought about doing"


There's no way I'm gonna edit 8 hours of audio. I may be a loser, but I'm not that big of a loser.

El Padrino said...

something about this chick that makes me grab my balls tightly

Meiz said...

DD-


That's like a Dr Spock thing!

tem said...

dead tired again.

El Padrino said...

fate

Meiz said...

DD

Can't figure out what "across the street" means

tem said...

wow

Meiz said...

Seriously. New lady said "Its right across the street" Dum dum replied, "Where is that?" a few times.

Meiz said...

I almost pooped when I got out of the shower today. That would've really pissed me off.

El Padrino said...

"Women rob banks for diapers, not crack"

does this make it ok?

Meiz said...

No, they should just steal the diapers from the store.

tem said...

they should rob for crack and then sell the crack.

then they would not need to rob banks anymore.

El Padrino said...

Citigroup Inc. and Bank of America Corp. fell to the lowest levels in more than 18 years on concern that the U.S. may take over lenders that received $90 billion in government aid in four months.

tem said...

secretary showing a picture of a cat from a kitten calendar:


i like this cat because it really existed. some of the other cats on this calendar don't exist.

tem said...

tem is pretty sure all the cats on the kitten calendar are real.

El Padrino said...

worst story i ever read on my blog

El Padrino said...

spiff
the watchmen

yes?

tem said...

"worst story i ever read on my blog"

way to long for tem to read.

El Padrino said...

it's a solid shitter story or on the train

El Padrino said...

see, we aint torturing nobody

spaceman spiff said...

"spiff
the watchmen

yes?"

never read it, not interested at all

El Padrino said...

St. James, sixty-six, a former high school football star and onetime Nascar driver, is severely disabled and disfigured. There's a two-inch hole in the heel of his swollen left foot, and he is confined to a wheelchair. He has no nose, only a red, raw, exposed septum, surrounded by narrow openings. At the top are three tiny magnets designed to hold in place a crude silicone prosthesis, which is constantly falling off. His right eye is gone, replaced with glass. The skin on his face droops like candle wax because so many bones around his cheeks and eyes were broken. His mouth, which has been completely reconstructed, is stuck in a frown. On his left hand, his index, middle, and ring fingers are stumps. His right hand is much worse. He has a misshapen hunk of flesh for a thumb, which appears as if it were lumped onto his wrist with clay. His index and middle fingers are gone; his ring finger and pinkie are immobile.

El Padrino said...

"He has no nose, only a red, raw, exposed septum"

well, that sounds comfortable

isiah thomas said...

wft happened to that guy

spaceman spiff said...

EPs strategy if he wants you to really read something is to say its posted on his blog for you to read, and hyping it, then knowing you wont read it, cnp's part of it

El Padrino said...

mauled by chimps

good read in the new esquire magazine, advanced on thier site and i scooped it

El Padrino said...

"EPs strategy if he wants you to really read something is to say its posted on his blog for you to read, and hyping it, then knowing you wont read it, cnp's part of it"

i dont get paid, i just like to pass along good content

spaceman spiff said...

EP, the couple was on cnn, think it was cnn, being interviewed, dude looked fucked up, but his wife didnt leave him so theres that. another reason not to get married, if you dont have a wife, you can save yourself in a crazy situation like a chimp attack instead of defending your wife

spaceman spiff said...

no one said you get paid

spaceman spiff said...

she only lost a thumb

spaceman spiff said...

dirty ho

spaceman spiff said...

chimp strategy of fighting is ripping your face, eyes, hands, feet, genitals off, pretty good strategy, all the essentials

El Padrino said...

"no one said you get paid"

jus sayin, no good comes out of pimping my blog, i already know everyone likes me

(cept for kod)

El Padrino said...

"dude looked fucked up"

like the dude in "Hannibal"?

spaceman spiff said...

dont remember hannibal, except fiennes had a cleft lip, and a blind chick gave him a bj, suite movie

El Padrino said...

would you bust a nut on the bible?

El Padrino said...

"dont remember hannibal, except fiennes had a cleft lip, and a blind chick gave him a bj, suite movie"

that was red dragon tard

spaceman spiff said...

chimps fighting would be >>>>>> dog fighting/cock fighting

spaceman spiff said...

proves i dont remember hannibal

spaceman spiff said...

red dragon was suite then

spaceman spiff said...

in that case, the bible wants you to bust on it

El Padrino said...

i agree, big load for the bible

El Padrino said...

red dragon was great

isiah thomas said...

i dont get paid, i just like to pass along good content

always appreciated, ns

isiah thomas said...

re: bible tramp stamp

I'd put some white out on it.

isiah thomas said...

I believe hannibal was with ray liota and wasn't that good although lecter did pop the top on rays head which was suite.

isiah thomas said...

chimps fighting would be >>>>>> dog fighting/cock fighting


this is how Vick will make his fortune back

El Padrino said...

"I believe hannibal was with ray liota and wasn't that good although lecter did pop the top on rays head which was suite."

wasnt good because the red head that got slammed in boogie nights was clarice

but the mutilated guy in the wheelchair was the only guy to survive a hannibal attack

El Padrino said...

6 days for keef

El Padrino said...

fare thee well

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