Wednesday, February 11, 2009

No holds, no holds, no holds...

I have to lock in a rate at some point in the next two days. I also have 17 days left until I have to be out of my apartment. I am hoping I will have next weekend to move. It's officially stress-out time.

So, not a lot of sports going on.

Arod, steroids. Everyone's talked about it. Nothing's gonna happen. He'll get booed on the road and maybe booed at home if he starts sucking. That's it. Everyone's talking about it because there's nothing else to talk about. Now the big headline on ESPN is; Jeter will wait to talk A-Rod. Great. Awesome. Shoot me in the head.

Aikman is finally graduating from UCLA. It took him 20 years to finish 2 courses. He probably could have paid someone to do his homework the year he left instead of doing the same thing 20 years later. He's going to the graduation ceremony and he's getting a bachelor's degree in sociology. Jesus Chris, what is he going to do with that degree? And his final two courses included a class on race and ethnicity and another on aging. Awesome.

As Zeke reported last night, Bobby Abreu and the Angles* are close on a one year contract. They signed Juan Rivera to a three year deal and I guess they're letting Garret Anderson walk.

Bobcats and the Pacers are talking about trading Raymond Felton for Jamaal Tinsley. There are other players involved, but if it happens, it looks more like the Bobcats are trying to get rid of contracts than acquire quality players. They want to include Nazr Mohammed and they're trying to get something for Felton, who becomes a restricted free agent at the end of the year and is probably going to want a whole lot of money. Getting Tinsely isn't the greatest return though. Dude is always injured. He's great when he's playing, but he hasn't been playing because the Pacers told him to stay at home before the season started. So, he's got that going for him. Again, this is a typical Larry Brown trade; trade a young player for a veteran with problems. Hope that works out for you, Jordan.

Tony LaRussa said that the Cards may try Schumaker at second base. Move him up in those fantasy rankings!

Manny Update: He says he's not mad about waiting, that it's part of the business. I'll believe it when the season starts. It's interesting that no one has come out and said they're interested and that all of the teams that have been rumored to be interested have come out and said that they're not. I think this is a one-team race and he's going to be waiting for awhile. I think Boras screwed the pooch on this one. Which is good, because I hate Scott Boras.

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Beth said...

Gotta love that this is the 4th post by Tyler with a tag of "Scott Boras can lick my taint". Well played sir.

Beth said...

And Keith, hate to burst your bubble about that breakup email on your blog, but that emails been bouncing around since at least 2005. Snopes.com says it's "undetermined" if it's real or not.

El Padrino said...

T dont stress man, it takes years off your life. When I feel some stress I just have a couple of drinks and masturbate. Really settles me down. Try it.

El Padrino said...

You'll like it.

El Padrino said...

A rod thing, who gives a shit, it was before it was banned and he's been clean since then

in you face bonds/mcgwire

Beth said...

OK, I'm tired of my profile pic so figured it was time for a change. How's this one?

El Padrino said...

perfect

El Padrino said...

Tornadoes in Oklahoma leave 8 dead

Obama hates white people

Beth said...

Tornadoes in Oklahoma leave 8 dead.
Thanks Obama!

*fixed

El Padrino said...

is there a woman president in Israel?

El Padrino said...

wonder how stern will be paid

Blue said...

I'm disappointed. I was hoping for an update on how much Tyler had to spend this year on roses for valentine's day

Blue said...

beth,

is that profile picture you?



*had to be asked even though i know the answer

Blue said...

and i say yes to holds

Blue said...

gotta love holds

El Padrino said...

oh yeah holds, whatever, makes for more interesting add/drops

El Padrino said...

tha aint beth, she's a b-cup

Blue said...

are we doing a "non-keeper" league on yahoo again this annum?

El Padrino said...

wait i thought we were doing a keeper league

Blue said...

i wonder how many of these bank ceo's regret taking the TARP money now. I bet they didn't realize the hassle it was going to be.

Blue said...

keeper league on the WWL

kind of like FNFL

Blue said...

although freak is the commish which is of slight concern

Beth said...

"tha aint beth, she's a b-cup"

EP remembers his boobs.

Blue said...

i knew it wasn't beth, but if i didn't ask, somebody else would have

Beth said...

If I did post one of my (covered) boobs no one would believe it anyway so I'm avoiding any controversy.

El Padrino said...

i have a photgenic memory

Blue said...

i'd believe

Blue said...

but then i'm one of those naive people

tem said...

"And Keith, hate to burst your bubble about that breakup email on your blog, but that emails been bouncing around since at least 2005. Snopes.com says it's "undetermined" if it's real or not."


oooooohhhhh bbbuuuurrrnrnnnn

El Padrino said...

farve retiring, again (forest gump voice)

Blue said...

*until he forces a trade to the cardinals

Meiz said...

"i have a photgenic memory"


Brilliant

Meiz said...

Terrible start to the day. Argument with my 1st fucking customer. People are so stupid.

El Padrino said...

i wonder what eric mangini is thinking right now

El Padrino said...

Abreu deal official, 1 yr 5mm

Blue said...

"i wonder what eric mangini is thinking right now"

probably that he hopes Bert will come play for the browns

El Padrino said...

keef fyi, wright's been in camp since last thursday

Meiz said...

"keef fyi, wright's been in camp since last thursday"


He better keep on his roid cycle so he doesn't burn out too early

El Padrino said...

interesting met facts you might bash

Blue said...

duke/unc tonight


hi steve

Meiz said...

Holds are fun

spaceman spiff said...

"Abreu deal official, 1 yr 5mm"

wow, cheap, but still, when reagins said they were def not pursuing manny, he talked about being set in the outfield after they signed rivera, fucking pussies

spaceman spiff said...

i love holds, but i think they bring me down because i focus on them a lot

El Padrino said...

wow things escalated quickly

spaceman spiff said...

"Sources told Us Weekly that hip hop impresario and "99 Problems" Jay-Z "hit the roof" when he learned of Rihanna's alleged injuries, and that "Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew" reports the New York Post."

what's beef?

spaceman spiff said...

your face escalated quickly

Blue said...

that's a wise thing to say Jay-Z.

mor-fucking-on

spaceman spiff said...

eltardo turned his nba top 50 trade value article into a podcast, wft

Blue said...

fuck eltardo. if he wanted to be a podcaster he should have been on radio

spaceman spiff said...

stay classy margarito

El Padrino said...

meiz should adopt this asian boy

El Padrino said...

wait a second, roberto alomar has aids?

JFreak said...

Hey EP, where do you want your keeper invite sent?

JFreak said...

And when EP joins, we will have one spot left.

Jug? Rev? Iam? Kod?

spaceman spiff said...

"Alomar has stated that he contracted HIV during one of the many homo butt secks orgies, a tradition in the mess cluubhouse."

El Padrino said...

forgot to set my fnba lineup past two days still beating meiz by one

suite

El Padrino said...

"Alomar has stated that he contracted HIV during one of the many homo butt secks orgies, a tradition in the mess cluubhouse."

i have to believe this is a stone colt lie

Meiz said...

"what's beef?"


Beef is when you need 2 gats to go to sleep

El Padrino said...

freak send it to my work addy

El Padrino said...

Beef is when your moms aint safe up on the street

spaceman spiff said...

"In April 2005, Alomar told Dall he was suffering from erectile dysfunction and confided "he was raped by two Mexican men after playing a ballgame in New Mexico or a Southwestern state when he was 17," the suit says. "

i didnt make this one up, ahahahaha

Meiz said...

"forgot to set my fnba lineup past two days still beating meiz by one"


Mize's Shitstains aren't exactly a powerhouse

spaceman spiff said...

"The court papers outline the couple's relationship, starting in 2002. A month after they began dating, Alomar convinced Dall to have unprotected sex and assured her he was disease-free, the suit alleges."

stay classy roberto

El Padrino said...

In April 2005, Alomar told Dall he was suffering from erectile dysfunction and confided "he was raped by two Mexican men after playing a ballgame in New Mexico or a Southwestern state when he was 17," the suit says.


wow, was this linked

El Padrino said...

i2i mexican raping

Meiz said...

Beef is when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU

tem said...

tps is here and it is pissed.

tem said...

i told it to chillax, but it is having none of that.

spaceman spiff said...

alomar is a retard, he is in denial about having it, so he wont get medical assistance. he could have have the Magic version, instead he'll probably die soon

spaceman spiff said...

EP, meiz nice work all around

JFreak said...

So, it's 5 for holds, 3 against, with tem not voting yet.

Fascinating.

El Padrino said...

got it freak, havent figured out how to change my name from Team 4 to Alomar Aids

Meiz said...

"EP, meiz nice work all around"

ringtone, holmes. I hear it every day.

El Padrino said...

happy birthday sarah palin

JFreak said...

"havent figured out how to change my name from Team 4 to Alomar Aids"

Edit team settings

Blue said...

"
Edit team settings"

you know EP doesn't speak spanish

El Padrino said...

the pacers/cav game was atrocious, how it ended, crawford should be suspended

El Padrino said...

"Edit team settings"

normally yes, but that's not an option, i mean it's not appearing

JFreak said...

"normally yes, but that's not an option, i mean it's not appearing"

Click on the "my team" tab and then look at the words directly underneath that.

JFreak said...

"the pacers/cav game was atrocious, how it ended, crawford should be suspended"

pacers won like they would have without the stupid calls, so it's less bad.

El Padrino said...

i fixed it

isiah thomas said...

Fuck Favre

Blue said...

good fix

El Padrino said...

danica looks nice

tem said...

holds are ok.

spaceman spiff said...

EP, yesterday called, it wants danica as a topis back

isiah thomas said...

no holds, just regular settings.

this is a keeper league with a normal amount of teams, no need for retarded rules.

spaceman spiff said...

topic even

spaceman spiff said...

the tribe has spoken, holds are a go, i repeat, holds are a go

isiah thomas said...

re: sirius and xm

I remember Kramer bagging on the FCC to finally approve their merger, took them over a year.

well, sirius and xm sucks.

people don't want to pay for something they can get for free.

stern will jump back to regular radio, someone will pay him over-the-top for it too.

El Padrino said...

i was all over the siri thing even advising friends NOT to buy that dog ass stock, they did not listen

today i laugh at them

wolf lost 25K

El Padrino said...

i like jessica gomes

isiah thomas said...

spiffg, ep, bleu, tem and freak for holds

zeke, keef and tyler against

who is the last person who is signed up?

5-3 right now

El Padrino said...

"EP, yesterday called, it wants danica as a topis back"

are you saying that was linked? i was absent yesterday how would i know this

spaceman spiff said...

"my boy wolf lost 25K"

*fized


thats a lot of cheeseburgers

spaceman spiff said...

does your boy wolf wear wolf shirts, pls advice

isiah thomas said...

Karmazin and Stern will form their own broadcasting company, watch.

El Padrino said...

i like the white wet thing, especailly when the model has dark nipples

isiah thomas said...

me and beff think Danica looked good, everyone else disagreed.

El Padrino said...

"does your boy wolf wear wolf shirts, pls advice"

::flank stare::

spaceman spiff said...

that exact pic was not linked, but a danica pic was linked and turned into a discussion

El Padrino said...

"me and beff think Danica looked good, everyone else disagreed."

everyone else = retards

isiah thomas said...

over/under until SI lets their swimsuit models go topless (no body paint)

I say 5 years.

JFreak said...

"spiffg, ep, bleu, tem and freak for holds"

meiz is also for holds.

It's 6-3 already.

mute point.

El Padrino said...

decker's henie she must have gotten a boob job her tits were never that big

isiah thomas said...

ah, forgot meiz in the count.

if you can find a better owner let me know and I'll delete my team. I suck at fmlb and fnba but I'll keep a team if you need it to fill the league.

El Padrino said...

btw andy roddick creampies that nightly

isiah thomas said...

not a huge fan of Decker's grill but that body is hdh.

spaceman spiff said...

"everyone else = retards"

she looks good in a professional photoshoot setting

El Padrino said...

"she looks good in a professional photoshoot setting"

well yeah

spaceman spiff said...

was gonna ask for a ruling on decker;s face, good job zzeke

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"And Keith, hate to burst your bubble about that breakup email on your blog, but that emails been bouncing around since at least 2005. Snopes.com says it's "undetermined" if it's real or not."

Oh well, it is still funny

Blue said...

holds is a staple of LoV fmlb

El Padrino said...

wft, bitch has a begging website?

JFreak said...

"I'll delete my team"

you're not going anywhere.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"are you saying that was linked? i was absent yesterday how would i know this"

Just because you were "sparsely" yesterday doesn't mean nothing was talked about. That's what ketchup is for. Don't bring us down with your mizey cumfastery

WADR

spaceman spiff said...

"wft, bitch has a begging website?"

those chitlins are hideous

Blue said...

i watched about 3 minutes of the crazy lady and that was enough and i shut the TV off.

Meiz said...

"does your boy wolf wear wolf shirts, pls advice"


Not anymore

spaceman spiff said...

wolf shirt

El Padrino said...

they are

El Padrino said...

he wears tjokes shirts

spaceman spiff said...

"Not anymore"

true dat, douche shirts cost a lot of scrilla

JFreak said...

I left a comment saying she must have huge balls to ask for donations.

spaceman spiff said...

"i was all over the siri thing even advising friends NOT to buy that dog ass stock, they did not listen"

in all seriousness, why didnt they listen to you? who was advising them

Meiz said...

"Don't bring us down with your mizey cumfastery"


I ALWAYS ketchup. Don't lump me in with that city slicker.

isiah thomas said...

I ALWAYS ketchup. Don't lump me in with that city slicker.

he just won't cross the street to go to McD's, go into town to buy bait or roll over for make sexy time.

understood?

El Padrino said...

"in all seriousness, why didnt they listen to you? who was advising them"

my cousin too, they just didnt see how it would fail, hard headed individuals

when i showed them the balance sheet and I plugged it into this program i bought it indicated the company wouldnt turn a profit until 2012, then and only then did wold stop buying long

El Padrino said...

they advising themselves, that's the problem

Meiz said...

"understood?"


Bait's not in town, schmuck

Blue said...

fucking bait

Blue said...

RIM's stock drop hurts. it stings the nostrils

El Padrino said...

very volatile

isiah thomas said...

Bait's not in town, schmuck

but McD's and make sexy time are.

Advantage : Zeke

Blue said...

i was betting on the storm, i was a dum bettor

Meiz said...

What does Mcdonalds have to do with anything?

Blue said...

JR smiff in the dunk contest.

hope he got some tips from the birdman.

maybe he'll have a dunk where he crashes his SUV and kills his best friend...

Blue said...

mcdonald's can be used in any argument.

it's like your face

isiah thomas said...

was Smiff also the guy who got caught jerking off in his SUV?

Meiz said...

"was Smiff also the guy who got caught jerking off in his SUV?"


That was the dead guy

spaceman spiff said...

that was eddie griffin

spaceman spiff said...

"maybe he'll have a dunk where he crashes his SUV and kills his best friend..."

i laughed

isiah thomas said...

Adhering to superstition, Mangini in October named his newborn son after Favre. Maybe Wite-Out has been applied to the birth certificate.

moron

El Padrino said...

that's true btw, Brett Mangini

Blue said...

he's not a mangenius anymore

Blue said...

maybe he should be re-nicknamed...manmoron

El Padrino said...

my bonus is weaksauce

thanks obama!

isiah thomas said...

bonus?

b-onus?
bo-nus?
bon-us?
bonu-s?

bonus?

Blue said...

be happy you have a job

spaceman spiff said...

"maybe he should be re-nicknamed...manmoron"

i think you were going for 'morongini'

Blue said...

i imagine zeke's bonus comment in the voice of Jim Mora

Bonus?, bonus!!? you want to talk about a bonus?

El Padrino said...

"be happy you have a job"

you know how many times i've heard this?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"I ALWAYS ketchup. Don't lump me in with that city slicker."


"mizey" in this case meant "lazy". mizey has many connotations

El Padrino said...

chris brown is in deep doo-doo

isiah thomas said...

mizey is the new hottness.

spaceman spiff said...

"be happy you have a job"

thats lame

isiah thomas said...

I might have a new yob interview coming up shortly.

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

People here are weird. I shave this morning and people act like I received plastic surgery last night.

OMG, YOU SHAVED! HOW DOES IT FEEL?


::flank stake::

El Padrino said...

sandler, rock, spade, james and rob schneid

El Padrino said...

what you rocked a beard?

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"what you rocked a beard?"

Hadn't shaved in about 2 weeks. I was pretty mizey

tem said...

"me and beff think Danica looked good, everyone else disagreed."

tem thought she looked good.

isiah thomas said...

sandler, rock, spade, james and rob schneid

pretty sure that movie will suck.

tem said...

"in all seriousness, why didnt they listen to you? who was advising them"

i bought 100 shares of siri for like 15 cents each. seemed to be the equivalent of buying a lottery ticket.

Blue said...

tem likes most hot women

El Padrino said...

only thing missing from this dunk would be paulus face underneath

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"me and beff think Danica looked good, everyone else disagreed."


I couldn't see those pics yesterday, so I was just going off of regular pics of her. She looks good in those pics, but like spiff said, airbrushing is a glorious thing.

tem said...

"my bonus is weaksauce"

if it is > $0 then QYB.

tem said...

"
OMG, YOU SHAVED! HOW DOES IT FEEL?"

tell the hot chicks that you shaved down there if they want to feel it.

El Padrino said...

shave your balls

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"tell the hot chicks that you shaved down there if they want to feel it."

You must have a lenient HR

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"shave your balls"

Good to have EP back


You should ketchup from yesterday. Lots of dong talk

tem said...

"You must have a lenient HR"

yeah, so?

El Padrino said...

this guy says we all almost died, pretty much

El Padrino said...

i hate ketching up

Meiz said...

Artists are the worse. There is no pickier, more finicky breed of human on this planet.

El Padrino said...

i choose to believe the conversations that i dont partake in never occured

El Padrino said...

i like what meiz just said

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"i choose to believe the conversations that i dont partake in never occured"


I'm shocked! SHOCKED!



s

tem said...

"Artists are the worse. There is no pickier, more finicky breed of human on this planet."

women

Blue said...

johnson

isiah thomas said...

You should ketchup from yesterday. Lots of dong talk

it was the Day of Dong

======>
OO

isiah thomas said...

Artists are gay.


*fized

El Padrino said...

one of my favorite porn stars is runnin or gonna run for some political office in Lousiana

sfw

isiah thomas said...

that one black guy?












































s

El Padrino said...

i wanna fuck right now

Blue said...

mize?

El Padrino said...

gonna club my wife tonight
no holds barred

chris brown aint got shit on me

isiah thomas said...

go air tight on her with a tacito and pitching wedge.

El Padrino said...

she's gonna get the white girl in colorado forced entry treatment

i need to release some steam

El Padrino said...

so can we rename the ike/tina scenario to Chris B/Rihanna?

or will SG be taking care of that in his next fake mailbag

El Padrino said...

emerald nuts >>>>> planters nuts

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

This kind of thing would never happen with MPS

tem said...

yeah that'll be taken care of by SG.

isiah thomas said...

I said this yesterday, I bet she was acting real gangsta and dood snapped and beat her down.

"BITCH YOU AIN'T GANGSTA!"

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

EP ♥s nuts

I have a Jo-Bros-ner said...

"I said this yesterday, I bet she was acting real gangsta and dood snapped and beat her down."


New stuff says that he got a text from some ho that was trying to hook up with him, and that started the fight

El Padrino said...

zeke they say it started wif a text that brown got, rihanna got mad, he said bitch be cool and she did not heed

then he punched her in the face a couple of times because that's what you do when btiches dont be cool

tem said...

why does the fredex story have a ditty about vitamin water at the end?

tem said...

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