Monday, February 23, 2009

My last post being able to check the "Single" box

What a terrible weekend. No really, just awful. Saturday afternoon was spent helping cfsil move, Saturday night was spent unloading boxes at our house and trying to get everything set because we have company staying here this week & the rehearsal dinner is at our house. Sunday spent 9 hours cleaning the old house. And Sunday night involved our softball team getting blown out in 2 games. Just a weekend to forget.
LIKE, WOE

Some suite lip balm. Using the code operationbaconsalt will get you 50% off. Get some for the whole family. No, do it. Now.

Saturday night fmk & I were hanging out and watching that Investigation Discovery channel. If you haven't watched it yet, it's a pretty suite channel. It's kind of like a 24 hour Dateline NBC channel. But every time there was a commercial break, there would be a commercial for this product. It is SFW, but WFT? We watched this channel for about 3 hours and I saw this commercial at least 20 times. NS I'm watching the channel right now and they are having some Secrets of 9/11 show and they just had that commercial again. Jeezaloo

I saw zero minutes of sports this weekend, so I won't even try to give any updates. Go to a sports website. However, I did catch the midnight edition of SportCenter on Saturday night and The Coach is apparently one of the anchors now. Kinda lame, I think that guy is a douche.

I guess all of rev's in-laws were at the Oscar's tonight. Good for them. They're having a curry party at the Kodak Theater tonight. Sorry kod, that wasn't PC. I apologize.

Junior was too old for the Braves, so they signed Garret Anderson

Dwight Howard has a suite outside jump shot, too

That's all I have. I'm tired.

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spaceman spiff said...

fuck benji button

spaceman spiff said...

rourke should have ram jammed penn

El Padrino said...

typical hollywood, make a movie about homos or nazi's and you win gold

El Padrino said...

i like how keef respectfully makes fun of rev's wife

El Padrino said...

you see that story of that kid that blew his step mom away

whoa

Beth said...

Is that the 11 year old with the preg stepmom EP? That's a wild, and scary, story.

Blue said...

yeah, that's fooked up

tem said...

seemed ok to me.

El Padrino said...

yeah that one

El Padrino said...

beth are you posting your tits tw?

El Padrino said...

"Other most affordable towns were: Warren, Mich. (89.6%); Youngstown, Ohio (89.4%); and Detroit (89.3%)."

NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE THERE!

El Padrino said...

mornin'

Blue said...

why wouldn't you want to live in Youngstown?

El Padrino said...

isnt youngstown a ghetto

El Padrino said...

like projects and such

El Padrino said...

How was your weekend?

Shut up.

El Padrino said...

easter candy is upon us

rejoice

El Padrino said...

41MM! Really?

El Padrino said...

beff, ur boy

Beth said...

"beth are you posting your tits tw?"

Not sure why I would, when I did before I only caught grief for it.

Beth said...

Oh yeah, Franceour is a big story this year. He's lost some weight and redid his swing and should have a better year, which I know isn't saying much.

El Padrino said...

hammering Griff

El Padrino said...

"Not sure why I would, when I did before I only caught grief for it."

I drafted a shot message to you Friday, tomorrow is Fat Tuesday, the last day of Mardi Gras. In the spirit of the celebration we thought it would be nice to see some titties on Tuesday.

El Padrino said...

"Oh yeah, Franceour is a big story this year. He's *back on roids and redid his swing and should have a better year, which I know isn't saying much."

*fixed

El Padrino said...

AJC was great today

NS

El Padrino said...

emmit not coming back

damn, i was all set on ebonics

tem said...

"hammering Griff"

long story short, the idiot writer seems to forget that griff can DH in Seattle, whereas he can not in Atlanta.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Oh yeah, Franceour is a big story this year. He's lost some weight and redid his swing and should have a better year, which I know isn't saying much."


I heard this story last year, too.

ns

El Padrino said...

keef's still not over the burn frankie left on his ffb team

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"keef's still not over the burn frankie left on his ffb team"

I'm never taking him again.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Get your socks out, tem

Blue said...

griffey is pretty good

El Padrino said...

KC Kings?

El Padrino said...

she has a long neck

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Got the marriage license this morning. It's getting more difficult to temgage this shits

tem said...

she is hot.

tem said...

" It's getting more difficult to temgage this shits"

i told you it was too late now.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

WWL has a poll right now, Which QB-receiver combination is the best? And they have Young/Rice listed instead of Montana/Rice. WFT?

El Padrino said...

"Got the marriage license this morning. It's getting more difficult to temgage this shits"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Beth said...

"In the spirit of the celebration we thought it would be nice to see some titties on Tuesday."

There are plenty of titties online.

But I'll think about it.

spaceman spiff said...

will smiff dropped a 'boom goes the dynamite' last night

El Padrino said...

"But I'll think about it."

YES!

El Padrino said...

"will smiff dropped a 'boom goes the dynamite' last night"

saw that, too bad no one laughed

Beth said...

"YES!"

Don't get a hardon just yet. IF I agreed (a that's a huge if...) they'd be covered and may or may not even show my face. Of course either way I know zeke and probably 1/2 the people here won't believe it's me - not sure I feel like hearing all that again.

tem said...

"WWL has a poll right now, Which QB-receiver combination is the best? And they have Young/Rice listed instead of Montana/Rice. WFT?"

thought the except* same thing when i saw it.

spaceman spiff said...

"too bad no one laughed"

he was at the oscar's, not the espy's

El Padrino said...

"Don't get a hardon just yet. IF I agreed (a that's a huge if...) they'd be covered and may or may not even show my face. Of course either way I know zeke and probably 1/2 the people here won't believe it's me - not sure I feel like hearing all that again."

i believe you and way too late--- i'm sprung already

El Padrino said...

hollywood bunch of liberal faggots anyway

sometimes i wish i dont like movies

Blue said...

the bit that ben stiller did spoofing johnny cash guy was funny

tem said...

" IF I agreed (a that's a huge if...) they'd be covered "

that kind of defeats the purpose, but whatever.

Beth said...

I thought the Tina Fey and Steve Martin skit was pretty funny too.

Blue said...

show me your tits

spaceman spiff said...

"that kind of defeats the purpose, but whatever."

negative, handbra would be solid

Beth said...

"that kind of defeats the purpose, but whatever."

Feel free to post your nudity first there tem...

El Padrino said...

beth ignore these neanderthals, they don't know how to treat a woman

spaceman spiff said...

"I thought the Tina Fey and Steve Martin skit was pretty funny too."

'and that man is dead' got the ball rolling nicely

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Feel free to post your nudity first there tem..."

Or not

El Padrino said...

ben stiller as pheonix was hilarious

spaceman spiff said...

on the way to work, license plate for a dodge charger - CHRGE ME

fucking idiot

spaceman spiff said...

FYI india, just because the movie was about india and was filmed there doesnt make it indian

El Padrino said...

Feb. 23, 2009 9:45 a.m. | Here's something to smile about on a Monday: Tomorrow is National Pancake Day.

IHOP restaurants will celebrate the day by offering guests a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes, while asking for donations to the Children's Miracle Network program at Children's Hospital of Wisconsin. IHOP nationwide hopes to raise $1 million to benefit children's hospitals and other charities.

Free pancakes will be served at area IHOP restaurants from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. Tuesday.

Beth said...

"beth ignore these neanderthals, they don't know how to treat a woman"

Says the New Yorker who wants to eat a burrito from inside a woman...

Beth said...

Speaking of free food, the McD's here give out free small fries every Tuesdays, I think during the day only though. Are they doing this anywhere else?

Blue said...

mmmm burritos

Blue said...

i get 3 tacos for $1 at taco bell every time the nuggets score 103 pts or more

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

One of the Mickey D's here gives out sausage egg mcmuffin samples 1 day during the week.

El Padrino said...

"Says the New Yorker who wants to eat a burrito from inside a woman..."

This doesn't mean I don't know to treat a lady, and FYI I'd be the best sex you ever had.

Blue said...

i guess beth is missing out

Beth said...

"FYI I'd be the best sex you ever had"

You forgot the S.

Meiz said...

"Of course either way I know zeke and probably 1/2 the people here won't believe it's me - not sure I feel like hearing all that again."



I'll just put your face on the image when I'm beati-wait what? I didn't say anything.

El Padrino said...

no, i forgot the NS

El Padrino said...

register for your free subs

El Padrino said...

meiz dont be meizy, learn something

El Padrino said...

nsfw pic

spread lips and whatnot

spaceman spiff said...

marquardt video game finish from UFC

other angle

fucking suite

El Padrino said...

vicious knee

El Padrino said...

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still
haven't used the

gift I bought you last year!"

El Padrino said...

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her
husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to
pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
perfect.'

tem said...

i did pretty well with UFC picks.

gaybo tricked me again.

Meiz said...

fuck work

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Mickey Rourke Spirit Award acceptance speech

Pretty hilarity

Meiz said...

I am sore as shit from the weekend

El Padrino said...

So your saying your ass hurts.

Meiz said...

Eat a bag of dicks

Blue said...

a whole bag of dicks is a lot

Blue said...

i guess it depends on the size of the bag

Meiz said...

I hate being interrupted by work

El Padrino said...

"i guess it depends on the size of the bag"

and the dicks

Meiz said...

Its a potato sack, so that's a whole bunch of dicks

spaceman spiff said...

no matter the size of the dicks, its the bag size that matters

Blue said...

this day has taken an interesting change of course

spaceman spiff said...

italian place had BOGO pasta dishes last night for the oscar's, was a madhouse in the to go area, middle aged women are more annoying than others, wanted to kill 2 bitches in there

Blue said...

a guy i know went to an oscars party at a strip club.

i was a little confused by this approach

tem said...

so how was the party blue?

El Padrino said...

i applaud him

El Padrino said...

in my desk drawer

Whoppers Eggs
Starburst Jelly Beans
SPK's
Gummy Bears
Gummy Worms
Sour Crawlers
Dubble Bubble Gumballs

El Padrino said...

today is wall day

Beth said...

"in my desk drawer..."

Needs more chocolate.

Blue said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

"Sour Patch Kids were originally called Mars Men, little aliens that were sold for one cent (U.S.) each."

who knew?

El Padrino said...

"Though he demonstrated in the campaign that he has a rare gift for inspiring the country with new belief in itself, Mr. Obama has not yet captured either the grit the moment requires or the fury it provokes. He has not explained in a compelling way why Americans who followed the rules need to sacrifice more to help those who flouted the rules.

That is why the CNBC reporter Rick Santelli struck a populist nerve with his screed about the unfairness of responsible homeowners picking up the tab for irresponsible homeowners — following the unfairness of taxpayers who are losing jobs, homes and savings propping up the exact same bankers and carmakers whose greed and myopia caused the economy to crash.

He spoke for those who want a pound of flesh. With the Wall Street bailout, Mr. Obama at least gave bankers a bit of the belt, and capped their pay. But homebuyers who wanted more than they could afford seem to be getting a free ride.

Yet Obama is oozing empathy compared with his attorney general, who last week called us “a nation of cowards” about race.

Eric Holder, who showed precious little bravery in standing up to Clinton on a pardon for the scoundrel Marc Rich, is wrong. We have just inaugurated a black president who installed a black attorney general.

We need leaders to help us through our crises, not provide us with crude evaluations of our character. And we don’t need sermons from liberal virtuecrats, anymore than from conservative virtuecrats."


eric holder you are a loser

El Padrino said...

Tito Santana is alive and well

El Padrino said...

go got your shinebox

El Padrino said...

what a shitshow

spaceman spiff said...

which way did Go go

El Padrino said...

"Tobey Maguire was seriously considered for the part of Officer Jack Hoyt. He even followed Undercover Narcotics officers in Los Angeles for two months and gained pounds for the role. He was dropped when Ethan Hawke, Fuqua's first choice, was finally available for the shooting schedule."


ooooo bbuurrrnnnnn

Blue said...

Go

spaceman spiff said...

tobey shouldnt be getting any roles, fuck that guy

spaceman spiff said...

maybe he can convince them to have a fat spiderman

El Padrino said...

word up on eric roberts though
he's solid

El Padrino said...

i like this site

El Padrino said...

spiff any site that i visit can easily be retrieved by a tech right?

even if i clear history, delete files and cookies?

Blue said...

pretty much

Blue said...

straight up, anything on you computer, is still on your computer even after you delete it.

Blue said...

the key word is easily, i don't know that it's easy, but typically they can pull off the server what ip addresses and what they've pulled

El Padrino said...

so if i havent been fired yet i shouldnt expect to be or they just aint checking shit

spaceman spiff said...

"so if i havent been fired yet i shouldnt expect to be or they just aint checking shit"

correct, they probably arent checking

El Padrino said...

man that sucks though, what's the point of deleting files or cookies then

tem said...

they now have an excuse to fire you if they want.

if the economy gets rough, they can just let you go and blame the internet and not the shitty economy.


thanks obama.

spaceman spiff said...

when i first started here, i went up little by little, borderline nsfw to nsfw to full blown porn and now im part time IT and i found that they dont even come close to checking peoples internet activity, never have. i think its a waste of time for them, IT guys want to be looking at porn and playing games

spaceman spiff said...

but if a company wanted to fire you and were looking of a reason, that might be where they would go first

El Padrino said...

fair enough but my point is what is the purpose of clearing or deleting files/cookies

seems to do nothing

spaceman spiff said...

"man that sucks though, what's the point of deleting files or cookies then"

i dont, makes it easier to get back to sites, especially with this new firefox

spaceman spiff said...

deleting them makes some people feel better i guess

El Padrino said...

i dont cross into porn
but dont apoligize for stumbling upon nudes and whatnot

El Padrino said...

if they dont want me to look at it, nazi it

otherwise, since i have no self control i'm gonna look at it

Blue said...

egggs act lee

El Padrino said...

beyonece's nipple,yes!

tem said...

TPS went postal on me.

Meiz said...

I have zero juice today

Blue said...

"I have zero juice today"

you need to know a-rod's cousin

Meiz said...

obviously

spaceman spiff said...

"I have zero juice today"

it would be more effective if you let us know when you have 'juice' or don't have 'nothing'

Blue said...

and boom goes the dynamite

El Padrino said...

5th pick in the $$$$$$$ beisbol draft

didnt pick my keepers yet

tem said...

good work with the market today el pad.

Blue said...

yeah, good jobber

spaceman spiff said...

yunel should be there at 5

spaceman spiff said...

if youre really lucky dirk will fall to you

El Padrino said...

"good work with the market today el pad."

thanks obama!

El Padrino said...

yuni was autodraft

isiah thomas said...

I like where spiffg's head is at, re: deke.

he has been spitting hot fyre*

isiah thomas said...

in case anyone has an extra pay team on espn, got a league set-up wiht one of my boyz, search for this league and join up:

Bobby Alomar's Last T Cell

El Padrino said...

how much

isiah thomas said...

re: Eric Holder from earlier

we have a black potus, black AG and a black guy running the Republican party.

isiah thomas said...

I think its 30$ for one team, 40 for 3 (I think).

there's no cash prize but espn charges you for teams.

El Padrino said...

re: Eric Holder from earlier

we have a black potus, *whiny black bitch of a AG and a black guy running the Republican party..

*fixed

El Padrino said...

"there's no cash prize but espn charges you for teams."

ah, i see said the blind man to the deaf dog

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

why is the dog deaf?

Blue said...

blind men don't see either

tem said...

i thought in that case "see" meant he understood...it wasn't literal blue.

damn, don't take everything so literal.

Blue said...

maybe he sign languaged the dog

tem said...

well that could be.

Blue said...

or showed the dog a picture

tem said...

well that could be.

tem said...

i hate this whole new "you need to work later because the economy is bad" policy.

spaceman spiff said...

chuck going to the slammer, 5 days

JFreak said...

"yuni was autodraft"

You can't blame anyone but yourself for putting him so high in your pre-draft rankings.

tem said...

he can blame someone else if he wants, it just wouldn't be accurate.

Meiz said...

I'm taking Rickie again this year

Meiz said...

HBO special on the Duke/UNC rivalry tonight

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"fair enough but my point is what is the purpose of clearing or deleting files/cookies"


I do that at home. keeps fmk off my trail

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

ketchup was easy again today

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

How was the fishing, mize? Did you catch any big pufferfish?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"there's no cash prize but espn charges you for teams."


That sucks.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"You can't blame anyone but yourself for putting him so high in your pre-draft rankings."

Correct

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Note to self....re: beyonce slippage

Meiz said...

"How was the fishing, mize? Did you catch any big pufferfish?"


We only caught 2 damn fish. 19" and 21" Northern.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

You should have stopped and got some damn bait

Meiz said...

I have a good picture for you on the FB

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

I'm not really down with seeing cornholio

Meiz said...

tough bananas

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Spending 2 days out in those shitty weather conditions and only catching 2 fish does not sound like much fun

Meiz said...

The weather was fine. Just a little snowy on Saturday. There was a whole bunch of people out there

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Some of those pics, it looks like a blizzard

Meiz said...

It wasn't. Just a little low visibility for a few hours

Meiz said...

home time

spaceman spiff said...

marvin harrison officially released

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Keith S officially doesn't care

isiah thomas said...

chuck going to the slammer, 5 days

this is SOP in PHX.

there was controversy with his BAL bc if it was .001 or .01 or .0001 higher he'd have gone to jail for 15 days or a month or whatever the sentence is.

isiah thomas said...

keeps fmk off my trail

not too much time left for the "f"

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"not too much time left for the "f""

Yeah, crazy

isiah thomas said...

from the looks of things today almost turned into another Day of Dong.

isiah thomas said...

does Blake Griffin have a vajeen? He was hit in the nose area it looked like and dood took a standing 8 count and is out tonight.

man up son.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"from the looks of things today almost turned into another Day of Dong."


Yes. Crisis averted

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"man up son."

Wasn't he concussed?

isiah thomas said...

yeah he was but the hit didn't look that bad.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Yeah it did look pretty weak. Must have weak bones

Meiz said...

I took a shit shat smelled like vomit. It was off-putting

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

thanks

isiah thomas said...

deke this goddman star wars game is hook da fucking hook

Meiz said...

No shit, right?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Spiff, tyler

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

home time will be late tonight

Meiz said...

Bad for you, good for LoV

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Yeah I'll be here until 10:00. Good times, except not

Meiz said...

Fucking shit

Meiz said...

Better order that Chinese food.

I'll have a #37

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Cousin is flying in from Columbus tonight at 10:00, and I work about 5 miles from the airport so I figured I'd stay here and work late rather than driving 30 miles home and then coming back here an hour later.

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