Wednesday, February 04, 2009

I put more effort into this title than Freak puts into three months worth of "posts". Boom. Roasted.

These freakin' banks. Apparently, they don't want money. They won't tell my financial guy what escrow company they want to use, so they're basically holding everything up. Fun times. And these banks wonder why they're having problems. Asshats.

Das Boot link for Keith. Just make sure you read some reviews about that company before you order anything from their site.

Anyways, Mannywatch 2009: he turned down a one-year, $25 million deal from the Dodgers. Obviously, the dude doesn't want to play here. Again, Scott Boras: please die. Newest rumor: Dodgers are going after Adam Dunn and Orlando Hudson. Fine, sure, whatever, I don't care, sign someone already. We're 10 days away from pitchers/catchers, let's go, make a move already. Dunn and O-Dogg work, they'd still need another starting pitcher though. The upside would be that they might be able to pull all of that off and do it for about the same amount of money they had ear-marked for Manny. Then they need to trade Juan Pierre for something, anything; I don't care what, and then they should at least be able to compete in the NL West. Sigh. I am going to try not to expect too much this year.

The Raiders retained Tom Cable. The Raiders continue to make me chuckle. Do whatever makes you happy, Davis, it can't get any worse. You've lost at least 11 games in six consecutive years, and your 5-11 finish last year was the best you've done since 2004. Another little nugget, Norv Turner coached that 2004 team. Man, you just can't script this kind of stuff.

I know Beth hates fantasy sports talk, but my NBA team this year was just starting to come back, but now I've got the all-injured team. Boozer has a strained vagina hamstring and he's been out for like 35+ games. Andrew Bogut needs a backiotomy. Andrew Bynum almost kills Gerald Wallace (who is also on my team), then a week later tears his MCL. Now Chris Paul has a strained groin. Great. Super. Awesome.

This was on the sidebar on ESPN's NFL site; "Steelers, fans rejoice at 'Sixburgh' parade". Jesus Chris.

Speaking of the Superbowl, I'm betting the Cards are going to go back to train wreck status next year. They get the second to the last pick in the first round, and their Pro-Bowl QB may retire. Even if he comes back, they have to negotiate a contract. Boldin doesn't want to be there, he'll get traded inside of a month. Edge says his people and the Cards have to have "a sit-down". If I was Larry Fitzgerald, I'd be pissed. That team is falling apart two days after the Superbowl, and he could be catching passes from Matt Leinart next year. That would suck. Hard.

I'm out.

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Beth said...

I love the "Boom. Roasted." reference Tyler. Well done.

Beth said...

And just to clarify, some fantasy sports talk isn't bad as I can just skip right over that, but it's when it goes on and on and on and on that it gets to me.

We Got Help Now said...

good call on AZ T

We Got Help Now said...

Boom. Roasted.

agreed, good stuff

We Got Help Now said...

i think we have a tard working here

Beth said...

"i think we have a tard working here"

Don't be so hard on yourself EP.

We Got Help Now said...

good one beth

We Got Help Now said...

seawall

We Got Help Now said...

this octuplet story is quite riveting

tem said...

beth brings the heat today

tem said...

slow morning.

blue said...

i have to send out a warm thank you to gregg popovich. he sat Duncan, Parker, and Ginobli because they needed "rest", for last nights game.

and the nuggets still almost lost, even though they really had control the entire game.

blue said...

he "rested" those players, and they don't play again until sunday...makes sense.


pop knows, championships aren't won in february

blue said...

all tyler needed to finish out that FNBA debacle is Chauncey who sprained his ankle last night, and probably will miss the next 37 games or something.

Beth said...

"beth brings the heat today"

I need to do something to warm up, it's a wind chill of 2 this morning.

We Got Help Now said...

sprained ankle in basketball is like a shoulder sprain in beisbol

We Got Help Now said...

fuck the OCC

We Got Help Now said...

wind chill = hard nipples

Beth said...

"wind chill = hard nipples"

Troof.

We Got Help Now said...

Yes!

We Got Help Now said...

biggest tits in the world

We Got Help Now said...

eminem piece

tem said...

manswers had some shit about the biggest tits.

they were in nashville or something at the time.

tem said...

38KKK



wow, her tits are racist.

tem said...

wow, texas actually has a law about how much silicone you can inject into someone.

We Got Help Now said...

surprising for sho

Beth said...

"wow, her tits are racist"

Hilarity.

And I can't believe I missed this joke when I read that article.

tem said...

you are slipping beth.

We Got Help Now said...

there was an article? i just enlarged the pic

Meiz said...

Now I gotta get my glasses fixed.


woe is ME

Penn is a little bitch said...

Eminem story is good

Penn is a little bitch said...

*cue mize's "Eminem sucks"

We Got Help Now said...

meiz just jealous

We Got Help Now said...

the 500K cap on exec pay is not going over well on the street

Meiz said...

"meiz just jealous"


White people just don't like to hear it. That's why I say it.

Meiz said...

"the 500K cap on exec pay is not going over well on the street"


How will they ever scrape by on those peanuts?!?!?!?!?!

We Got Help Now said...

blue, a house in seattle for only 299K

We Got Help Now said...

"How will they ever scrape by on those peanuts?!?!?!?!?!"

Paging Dr. Woe, Dr. Woe please report to trauma.

We Got Help Now said...

that maine house is cool, blue check out the telluride, co condo

Penn is a little bitch said...

"White people just don't like to hear it. That's why I say it."

It wouldn't bother me if I was white

We Got Help Now said...

whitewall

Meiz said...

My whitewalls aren't very white anymore

Penn is a little bitch said...

Like, woe

blue said...

personally, i'm not a fan of the salary cap for wall street execs that their companies except TARP money.

my reasoning: the good CEO's and executives won't want to run those companies. They'll go to other businesses, and thus really puts the TARP companies at a competitive disadvantage.

Meiz said...

ooookaaayyyyy

Meiz said...

for the solov, sign up for zappos.com vip by noon pacific & get free overnight shipping for life

Penn is a little bitch said...

"for the solov, sign up for zappos.com vip by noon pacific & get free overnight shipping for life"

How much is the VIP?

We Got Help Now said...

blue is smrt today

We Got Help Now said...

blue goldman sachs already has said they'd rather return the TARP money

Meiz said...

"How much is the VIP?"


Pretty sure its free

spaceman spiff said...

BB-rod is dominating the comments so far, suite

Meiz said...

new lady signed up & it appears to be cost-free

Penn is a little bitch said...

CFB signing day is fun

Penn is a little bitch said...

I succumbed to the facebook monster

Meiz said...

atta boy

Meiz said...

Some lady faxed a letter of intent for her son to a university today

Beth said...

GOLF PICKS!

Meiz said...

Thank you, m'lady

We Got Help Now said...

hahaha facebook

We Got Help Now said...

weazy is gonna find you son

Penn is a little bitch said...

Travis Pastrana backflip on a tricycle

We Got Help Now said...

saw that, pretty wild

We Got Help Now said...

I'm thinking Belize

We Got Help Now said...

i might make a move to the city, so far no resistance from the wife

We Got Help Now said...

nevermind, i didnt notice all these apt's were share/roomate offers

no wonder i thought they were cheap

blue said...

cmEP might not appreciate sharing an apartment with some other chick.

We Got Help Now said...

not a good career move jim

blue said...

based on EP's link
so I guess this is real then?

i didn't think it would really happen.

Meiz said...

"not a good career move jim"


Who gives a fuck? He's filthy rich as it is.

blue said...

"Jackie Sherrill - Former Head Coach of the Mississippi State Bulldogs & Texas A&M Aggies, has joined the USFL and will be the General Manager and Head Coach for the Alabama team. Welcome aboard Jackie!"

Meiz said...

I'd go to games if Mirwaukee got a USFL team

Penn is a little bitch said...

state of Portland is still hilarity

We Got Help Now said...

weird, when will they learn the NFL is king

Penn is a little bitch said...

McDonald's is also king, but other fast food places can survive

Meiz said...

"weird, when will they learn the NFL is king"


Its not like they're competing with the NFL.

We Got Help Now said...

what?

yes they are or they are trying to

We Got Help Now said...

this place is like a dirty tampon today

We Got Help Now said...

bron bron tonight

Meiz said...

I've got to believe that the people running the USFL understand that they cannot top the NFL, and that they will be a 2nd rate league with 2nd rate players, and 2nd rate facilities.

I'm sure if they are aware of this they can turn a rather nice profit with the proper business model.

We Got Help Now said...

i guess it depends when they plan on broadcasting the games, if they even do that

Meiz said...

"i guess it depends when they plan on broadcasting the games, if they even do that"


I highly doubt they'll be playing on Sundays in the fall & winter.

We Got Help Now said...

is cuban involved with this shittin' mess

Meiz said...

Don't know.

Meiz said...

USFL just needs to understand that they'll be like the D-League. Just more marketable and profitable.

We Got Help Now said...

BOOM

Meiz said...

Crazy Samoans

Meiz said...

What an awful day

We Got Help Now said...

awesome

We Got Help Now said...

really terrible

Meiz said...

Arby's must have 5 for 5

Penn is a little bitch said...

Solid efforting by all

Penn is a little bitch said...

ASU just plucked the #1 LB in the country from USC

blue said...

so?

Steven said...

Wow.

You're a mangina.

Eat a dick faggot.

Penn is a little bitch said...

"so?"

is your face

Penn is a little bitch said...

Steven is angry

Meiz said...

Who is that?

blue said...

Boom, steven roasted me

Steven said...

Sorry, got no time for a bunch of late night World of Warcraft fanatics.

As I said.

Eat a dick. Faggot.

Penn is a little bitch said...

"Sorry, got no time for a bunch of late night World of Warcraft fanatics."

::stank flare::

Penn is a little bitch said...

You obviously have a little time.

tem said...

"I succumbed to the facebook monster"


did fmpialb make you?

Meiz said...

No profile. Shocking.

JFreak said...

Maybe it's DTM.

Penn is a little bitch said...

"did fmpialb make you?"


I know the fmpia part, but not lb.

Meiz said...

could be

tem said...

RE: USFL


Columbus' AFL team turned a profit.

Not exactly the same thing as USFL, but there are similarities.

Penn is a little bitch said...

Pot-smoking Whoopi says back off Phelps

Hilarity

tem said...

fmpialb

future mrs penn is a little bitch

tem said...

steven seemed nice.

Penn is a little bitch said...

"future mrs penn is a little bitch"

Ah, I guess I did not know what pia was.
But no, she didn't make me. She doesn't have one, either.

tem said...

oh i see.

keith could be meiz and my friend on facebook.

or not.

Penn is a little bitch said...

I'll be anyone's friend. It makes me look popular

tem said...

i just got spam mail to be a national merit scholar.

wft?

Penn is a little bitch said...

WFT is right. Maybe it was supposed to go to The Fall Guy

tem said...

hilarity

tem said...

ok i gotta go for a bit.

the countdown has commenced and the engines are on.

We Got Help Now said...

"In what is being heralded as a "first-ever procedure," surgeons removed a healthy kidney through a donor's vagina, the Johns Hopkins Medical Center has announced."

via CNN

wft

Penn is a little bitch said...

"the countdown has commenced and the engines are on."


Awsome*

tem said...

does the 500K include bonuses or is it just capping base pay?

Penn is a little bitch said...

"via CNN

wft"


Cumdrino

tem said...

we got help nowfast

Steven said...

Don't get your panties all tied up in a wad ladies.

"Boldin doesn't want to be there, he'll get traded inside of a month. Edge says his people and the Cards have to have "a sit-down"."

Fitz said he would restructure his contract for Boldin to stick around, and so that Boldin could get the money he wants. The Cards probably realize they need Edge too much to allow him to leave. Hightower was all gab and no grit. He blew donkey balls.

The Cards _do_ need Warner to retire. They may need to bring in a legitimate back up for Lienhart _just_incase_, but they drafted him for a reason, and not to rid the pine. They _DONT_ need a Brett Favre fiasco, look at their record as any indication of how that tormented them from moving forward (sure Rodgers numbers were good, but he choked on Bretts dick for 2/3's the year).

And I'm a Steelers fan.

Here's to Tom Brady re-tearing his ACL and Cassell sucking as much maypole as the poster clearly does.

We Got Help Now said...

"does the 500K include bonuses or is it just capping base pay?"

it's miscontrued, the execs still get the money just in restricted sotck which won't vest until the taxpayers get thier money back

it includes bonuses, it's total salary comp

We Got Help Now said...

who is this fucking dickhole?

tem said...

"the execs still get the money just in restricted sotck "

ok, i see. so they'll get their boatloads of cash eventually. unless the stock tanks.

tem said...

leinart defintely shouldn't rid the pine.

they need the pine.

Penn is a little bitch said...

I want to have a boatload of cash

tem said...

cards will let edge walk and look to sign the next michael turner.

tem said...

"I want to have a boatload of cash"

buy a small boat, fill it with ones and put it in the bathtub.

Penn is a little bitch said...

Warner situation ≠ Favre situation

Steven said...

"tem said...
cards will let edge walk and look to sign the next michael turner."

Okay, you're an idiot.

With what money? The money they didn't want to give Boldin?

Get off my lawn.

Steven said...

"Penn is a little bitch said...
Warner situation ≠ Favre situation"

Disgruntled young QB siting in the reigns. Yea, I believe it's similar.

Quit while you are ahead.

Penn is a little bitch said...

"leinart defintely shouldn't rid the pine.

they need the pine."


They need to rid the pine and get metal bleachers like everyone else

Penn is a little bitch said...

"buy a small boat, fill it with ones and put it in the bathtub."

A big boat, not a small one

Steven said...

Didn't realize I was spoken with a bunch of home schooled pubes still sucking on their mothers mammary glands.

PINE.

But if you rather "Ride the _metal_bleachers_"

That make you feel better?

Steven said...

speaking*

Penn is a little bitch said...

Cards didn't want to give Boldin money because they already have a WR with a huge contract, and Boldin still had a few years left on his old one.

Penn is a little bitch said...

"Disgruntled young QB siting in the reigns. Yea, I believe it's similar."


Ah yes, the Jets should be worried about Kellen Clemens being disgruntled.

Steven said...

"Penn is a little bitch said...
Cards didn't want to give Boldin money because they already have a WR with a huge contract, and Boldin still had a few years left on his old one."

Couldn't be more wrong.

Stick to what you know... video games.

Penn is a little bitch said...

You can use the space bar instead of _. It's actually less work

blue said...

i like steve

Penn is a little bitch said...

I don't play video games. I rid your mom

Steven said...

"Penn is a little bitch said...
"Disgruntled young QB siting in the reigns. Yea, I believe it's similar."


Ah yes, the Jets should be worried about Kellen Clemens being disgruntled."

You really are stupid.

Aaron Rodgers?

Think the summer of 2008 fiasco. Except Leinhart is more pompous then Rodgers..

Sorry child. You're wrong again.

blue said...

cards will sign darren sproles, he's the next michael turner..

blue said...

Leinhart?

like king richard the lionheart?

blue said...

the name "steve" seems to fit this guy

Steven said...

Sorry, I don't type HTML.

This is a ____ underline.

I know it's a hard concept, but it might click with you.

Thanks blue, I like you too.

blue said...

steve, you wanna get an apartment together?

Steven said...

Sorry, I'm not washing Leinart's balls.

Spelling names is not my strong suit. Just as sports isn't for anyone here.

Penn is a little bitch said...

_Let's_all_rid_steven's_mom_

Penn is a little bitch said...

This is kind of like a slapper with zeke

Steven said...

Glad Penn can really talk sports..

Must have come to the wrong blog.

protrade dot com, more sports talk then the idiotic drivel on here.

We Got Help Now said...

We know sports assbag

Penn is a little bitch said...

"then the idiotic drivel on here."


Ironic

blue said...

"Just as sports isn't for anyone here."

how do you define sport? because 'magic, the gathering' was on ESPN as a "sport"

Penn is a little bitch said...

steven is definitely steve

Steven said...

Figured I spell the "dot" out for penn.

He seemed to have trouble with the ______ in the past..

JFreak said...

underline, bitches

JFreak said...

I don't know what we're yelling about.

blue said...

yes, bitches, i know how to underline too


and it makes it blue

Penn is a little bitch said...

"He seemed to have trouble with the ______ in the past.."


__ is underscore, not underline.

Steven said...

"JFreak said...
underline, bitches"

Sorry, not in the mood to type HTML to hang with this _great_ crew.

blue said...

i also know how to italicize
and bold

Steven said...

Sorry Penn, creator of the internet.

Boy, Mike Francesa has nothing on you!

blue said...

the underscore makes me laugh

blue said...

mike who?

we don't like jews

Steven said...

adios pussies.

JFreak said...

Seriously, what's the fuss all about?

Meiz said...

"protrade dot com, more sports talk then the idiotic drivel on here."


Clearly_you've_been_misinformed_

Penn is a little bitch said...

"Sorry Penn, creator of the internet."

I'm not Al Gore

Meiz said...

"steven is definitely steve"


Or freak. Or blue.

tem said...

"With what money? The money they didn't want to give Boldin?
"

the money they were paying edge you idiot.

Meiz said...

Dook sucks

blue said...

not me this time

Meiz said...

What does Steve think of the USFL?

Penn is a little bitch said...

blhitler scared him away. Awsome*

Penn is a little bitch said...

Steve gave this joint a little wake up call

tem said...

man i missed it.

stupid work.

Penn is a little bitch said...

man i missed it.

stupid Facebook.



*fized

JFreak said...

It's meiz.

tem said...

steven was teejer.

tem said...

nah i was working.

i'd say if i was facebooking it.

wft is magic the gathering?

Penn is a little bitch said...

Mize has a new persona. Suite

Penn is a little bitch said...

"wft is magic the gathering?"

The name of Magic Johnson's theater

tem said...

oh, i see how it made it on sportscenter then.

Meiz said...

twas not I

tem said...

i minus well rid your mom even though she is a stone cone killer.

tem said...

"adios pussies."

stop it, we don't speak spanish.

blue said...

""wft is magic the gathering?""

card game that was like D&D from the late 90's I think it was seriously on ESPN once

blue said...

might have been on the ocho

Penn is a little bitch said...

D&D?

Penn is a little bitch said...

ah, nevermind. I'm retarded

tem said...

you're no scientist that's for sure.

Penn is a little bitch said...

You got that right

Meiz said...

did anybody check the site o meter on steven?

blue said...

was it Mills?

Penn is a little bitch said...

we had a hit from UNLV

Penn is a little bitch said...

maybe it was exfemtem

Penn is a little bitch said...

bolder

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