Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Escrow Sux.

I've got too much to do so this is going to be a short post.

Marvin Harrison got released. There are rumors flying around that he will end up signing with the Eagles, because A. He's from the area and B. the Eagles receiving corp BA-LOWS. I don't think Philly is going to spend $6-8 million on him when they can get younger guys who are still in their prime for the same money, and who's last name rhymes with Shousemanshotta.

Vernon Wells is going to miss 2 weeks with a strained hamstring. I mention this because it's the same hamstring that caused him to go on the DL last year. How long does it take to get over a strained hamstring? He is crazy good when he's healthy, but lately, that hasn't been too often. The Jays signed exactly nobody in the offseason, so they're really making that commitment to be competitive in the AL East. Take a look at their depth chart. I don't recognize half of the names on that list. Travis Snider and Kevin Millar are battling for the DH spot, huh? Good luck with that. Some dood on ESPN's MLB site said that they won't trade Halladay this year, but in a year or two when they still totally suck, they'll probably move him for a ton of prospects. I can see that happening.

Starbury is officially no longer part of the Knicks organization. I like how he waited until he got paid about 7/8 of his contract before he decided to forfeit some cash to get the hell out of there. That was his plan all along. March 1st is the deadline to be on a roster to be able to play in the playoffs, so it was basically forfeit $2 million or wait until free agency. See? The recession does not discriminate, it can strike anyone, anywhere at anytime. So, since no one wants him on their team for an entire season, at least he gets a chance to try and win a championship with the Celtics before he ships off to Italy to end his career. Good luck with the locker room cancer, Doc.

Celtics also might sign Mikki Moore. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate Boston?

I'm sure everyone's seen this, but I am going to end with Devin Harris' crazy halfcourt buzzer beater:

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Beth said...

Nicely done for a "short" post T.

El Padrino said...

t, good luck on everything

you now have equity

El Padrino said...

obama's speech sucked balls

no really

tem said...

tem can safely say he did not watch that speech at all, flipped to the station, saw who was on and the moved along to a very special Family Matters on Nick at Nite. It was the one where Carl dreams he is in the Old West after beating up Eurkel's dad.

El Padrino said...

tem is wise

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna talk in cliche's and make rhetoric comments all day like obama

El Padrino said...

nancy pelosi was comedy gold last night

El Padrino said...

i think she was wearing a komono

tem said...

those are like things obama would say.

tem said...

you need to put behind you the drab posting of the past and look forward towards a new posting future. have the resolve to make things better and have the resolve to persevere when things get bad.

Beth said...

Wow, tem could be a politician. Well, until the reporters uncovered the temgagement that is. That'd kill any political hopes.

I can see his opponents slogan now, "If he can't keep his promise to his fiance, how can he be expected to keep his promise to the people who elect him?!"

(wadr tem)

El Padrino said...

burn

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

sleepy

tem said...

the past is a place to learn and i have learned much from mine. everyone makes mistakes and america is the land of opportunity. i have been humbled by my past and through my past have learned to carry my head high and to wear my patriotism on my sleeve.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

People from wava don't wear sleeves

Blue said...

tem, just say that you're hear to talk about the future

Blue said...

hear = HDH

Beth said...

Tem needs to get a side job as a political speech writer.

El Padrino said...

fit in perfect as a dem

tem the dem, political speech writer extroidinaire

Beth said...

Would that make him a temocrat?

(I know, that was bad...)

Blue said...

i didn't watch any of the speech, but i saw a clip on the news where it looked like Joe Biden was a cheerleader, showing everyone when to stand and clap

Blue said...

"we have to fix our education system"


clap clap clap clap

"it starts with the parents"

clap clap clap clap

"and that's what makes america great"

clap clap clap

Blue said...

obama said "we are not quitters"

he was not talking to zeke, i guess

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

I think I may cut out of hear* early today

El Padrino said...

pelosi is still standing and clapping

Beth said...

"I think I may cut out of hear* early today"

I'm surprised you're there at all today. (ns)

tem said...

temocrat was horrible, but i LOLed.

tem said...

"I think I may cut out of hear* early today"

why you got something going on?

El Padrino said...

keef your getting married on a thursday?

Blue said...

EP's memory is like an elephant

Blue said...

go ash yourself

El Padrino said...

i'm ashed already

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"I'm surprised you're there at all today. (ns)"

Not by choice

Blue said...

fmkeith made him go to work

Blue said...

so is tem blogging from the car today as he's driving to the PHX.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"keef your getting married on a thursday?"


EP your from NYC?

tem said...

keith is working harder for america. he has things in his personal life that need taken care of, but this country needs his time too. keith realizes that and is putting in the effort. keith is an example for those naysayers out there that say things can't be done. if more people were like keith then we would be out of these times of economic strife quicker than prior blind eye politics got us into it.

Meiz said...

"keef your getting married on a thursday?"


::facepalm::

El Padrino said...

"EP your from NYC?"

no brooklyn

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Abratem Lincoln is a good speecher

Beth said...

"keith is working harder for america. he has things in his personal life that need taken care of, but this country needs his time too. keith realizes that and is putting in the effort. keith is an example for those naysayers out there that say things can't be done. if more people were like keith then we would be out of these times of economic strife quicker than prior blind eye politics got us into it."

Don't forget the obligatory standing ovation for keith at that point of the speech.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"no brooklyn"

Same difference

Meiz said...

Tiger Woo. today.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Tiger will be out in the 2nd round

tem said...

we are all from america. this can not be forgotten.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"we are all from america. this can not be forgotten."

Not teej

tem said...

teej is not here.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

So?

Beth said...

teej is not real.

*fixed

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

What is this "fixed" you mention?

El Padrino said...

i guess it doesnt matter what day you get married, the fact is it's happening

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

We flew my cousin out here from C-bus to photograph the wedding. He was a drunk mess last night and I was thisclose to punching him in the mouth. But then I would probably have to find a new photographer

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"i guess it doesnt matter what day you get married, the fact is it's happening"


We're paying for it.

Cost of Thursday wedding <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Cost of Saturday wedding

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Nicely done for a "short" post T."


TWSS

El Padrino said...

what's wrong with friday

now all your geusts have to take off friday, your gonna feel that in the envelopes

i cant believe your that guy, you really are an as.

tem said...

"We flew my cousin out here from C-bus to photograph the wedding. He was a drunk mess last night"

getting out of the 30 degree columbus weather to someplace warm makes you want to get hammered.

Blue said...

you only get married once...which is not really true anymore

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"what's wrong with friday

now all your geusts have to take off friday, your gonna feel that in the envelopes

i cant believe your that guy, you really are an as."


75% of the guests are from out of town. They would be taking these days off anyway.

tem said...

"geusts"

nice

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"what's wrong with friday"

It was still a $5k difference between Thursday & Friday

Blue said...

yes, but what about the other 25%

Blue said...

maybe you should have gotten married someplace cheaper

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

We don't all sleep on money pillows and sheets made of uncut 100$ bills

Blue said...

maybe someplace that lets people get in the pool

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

maybe you should not have gotten married


*fized

El Padrino said...

"It was still a $5k difference between Thursday & Friday"

5K?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

your saving 5K on the photo guy (cousin) and the DJ that you know

as.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"your gonna feel that in the envelopes"


The $5k more we would have spent is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what we're going to "feel in the envelopes".


You're no accountant

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

We're paying for the DJ, we don't know him.

El Padrino said...

i'd be shocked if you make 10g's in envelopes

shocked

tw while poeple are putting on thier sunday's best your ears will be ringing

"who gets married on a Thursday"

"Honey take out $50 from that card, who gets married on a Thursday"

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

I know $5k is not much when you deal with NYC metro area barbers. But it's still a good amount in AZ

El Padrino said...

"We're paying for the DJ, we don't know him."

your getting something else on the arm that i'm misremembering

Blue said...

"i'd be shocked if you make 10g's in envelopes"

hilarity

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"i'd be shocked if you make 10g's in envelopes"

That's because not everyone gives cash.

El Padrino said...

keef 5K is not alot of money when talking wedding, no matter what state, i'm surprised fmk wnet for this i had to practically lick my wife's ass to not get married on saturday because of the difference in price

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Did you pay for the wedding?

El Padrino said...

and i'm sure the 5k was negotiable

El Padrino said...

"Did you pay for the wedding?"

yep, her dad paid for the limos and that was it

NS

Meiz said...

People get 10 grand? Get the fuck out.

El Padrino said...

*and her dress, of course

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Still ending up spending about 20k$ for everything. It's not like we're paying with loose change from the couch

Meiz said...

"keef 5K is not alot of money when talking wedding, no matter what state, i'm surprised fmk wnet for this i had to practically lick my wife's ass to not get married on saturday because of the difference in price"


5k is a lot of money, regardless.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"People get 10 grand? Get the fuck out."

In NYC

tem said...

i got $10K for my weddi....wait a minute.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

I'm sure a lot of the people from here are pretty pissed off that they have to take a Friday off and have a 3 day weekend. WOE is them.











(S)

tem said...

if keef loses out on cash it will have more to do with the shitty economy than the fact that his wedding is on thursday.


if he is rocking an open bar and the guests know that then he will get some good gifts.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"if keef loses out on cash it will have more to do with the shitty economy than the fact that his wedding is on thursday"


Was gonna say that earlier but then I figured it would turn into more political talk

ns

El Padrino said...

just different i guess, no one gets married on a thursday in ny

that would cause all kinds of panic

i cant take off friday
what will i do, what about traffic, we're gonna be late, i cant leave early thursday we'll miss the ceremony

tem said...

Abratem Lincoln the temocrat fears not politcal talk.

El Padrino said...

"if he is rocking an open bar and the guests know that then he will get some good gifts."

oh yeah but he's not, if i recall beer and wine only

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"just different i guess, no one gets married on a thursday in ny"


Well thankfully we moved the wedding from NY to AZ

El Padrino said...

"That is better than cash sir, those are IOU's."

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"oh yeah but he's not, if i recall beer and wine only"

It's still free

El Padrino said...

no open bar, getting hitched on thursday, not allowed in the pool

fuck man your gonna get a bunch of blenders, change 10K to 5K in evelopes

El Padrino said...

of coruse you could totally enhance this weddin by sending me an invite right now

i'll rock your wedding's balls off

tem said...

el pad, go fix DRE stock.

tem said...

"not allowed in the pool"

probably for the best, you'd get lost in it anyway.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"fuck man your gonna get a bunch of blenders, change 10K to 5K in evelopes"


Noone at the wedding is from NY, so we won't have douchebags there

El Padrino said...

forgot you dont have an open bar

your terrible at this, hope you stay married forever so you cant fuck up another wedding

*congrats btw, have a great time!

El Padrino said...

"Noone at the wedding is from NY, so we won't have douchebags there"

wrong, douchebags stuff pockets yo

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

douchebags bitch about having to go to a wedding on a thursday

El Padrino said...

"el pad, go fix DRE stock."

the street hates obama's guts

do you work for Duke?, they got donwgraded, this will be $5 in no time

El Padrino said...

"douchebags plan weddings on a thursday"

*fixed

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Nice fiz

tem said...

"do you work for Duke?"

no, but i have a vested interest in their stock.

"they got donwgraded, this will be $5 in no time"

i noticed....fix it.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

The wedding we met at was on a Thursday too. Noone bitched about that.

JFreak said...

El Pad is annoying today.

JFreak said...

El Pad is annoying every day.*

Meiz said...

"i cant leave early thursday we'll miss the ceremony"


You'd be upset over missing the worst part of the event?

Fuck that shit.

Beth said...

"i got $10K for my weddi....wait a minute."

Temgagement jokes are always hilarity to me.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"of coruse you could totally enhance this weddin by sending me an invite right now"

You couldn't be there. I'm allergic to Aqua Velvet

El Padrino said...

good morning freak, nice of you to join us

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"El Pad is annoying today."

Nah, just bustin ballz

tem said...

when is keith going on the honeymoon? who is posting on monday?

these are important things to know.

El Padrino said...

"You couldn't be there. I'm allergic to Aqua Velvet"

no wop i know wears that

Meiz said...

If I get married(AHIIK), its gonna be byob.

In You Face.

tem said...

"I'm allergic to Aqua Velvet"

HILARITY

tem said...

thursday wedding = built in excuse to miss the ceremony and go only to the reception.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"when is keith going on the honeymoon? who is posting on monday?

these are important things to know."


Yeah, thanks for the reminder. I need a fill in next Monday

Meiz said...

"thursday wedding = built in excuse to miss the ceremony and go only to the reception."


Fuck and yes.

tem said...

speaking of temgagement news, on the last go round with efmtem i got the rings back.

now i need to sell them.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Ceremony will be short & suite

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Just like EP. Except the suite part

tem said...

"Ceremony will be short & suite"

go spaceballs style.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"go spaceballs style."

Then zeke can go with his Lord Dark Helmet

spaceman spiff said...

haynesworth deal is rumored to be around 100 mil$, fuck

El Padrino said...

5'9 and half is not short

El Padrino said...

it's average

El Padrino said...

"haynesworth deal is rumored to be around 100 mil$, fuck"

awful

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

If you have to include the "1/2", it's short

tem said...

keith is like 6'5" and a quarter

tem said...

"If you have to include the "1/2", it's short"

i2i, except i never typed it.

tem said...

"haynesworth deal is rumored to be around 100 mil$, fuck"


in the NFL all that matters is what is guaranteed. how much of the $100M is going to be guaranteed?

spaceman spiff said...

"5'9 and half is not short
its average"


hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

"in the NFL all that matters is what is guaranteed. how much of the $100M is going to be guaranteed?"

no details yet, but with a deal that big, probably around 25 mil guaranteed

tem said...

that's $1M per game he'll actually play in.

Beth said...

Surprising, I just googled the average male height in the US and EP is actually right, it's about 5'9.

And in case you're curious the average male weight is 162 pounds. So there's one area at least where LOV is above average...

El Padrino said...

"hilarity"

said the short jap

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Goddman it, mize made the news

El Padrino said...

"Surprising, I just googled the average male height in the US and EP is actually right, it's about 5'9."

i have hired Beth to be my lawyer, her training at the some law firm in atlanta and her provactive dressing closed the deal

spaceman spiff said...

"hilarity

said the above 'average' half breed"

*fized

tem said...

"So there's one area at least where LOV is above average..."

good one

tem said...

hmm, good morning so far for comments.

tem said...

looks like it might be done with now though.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Everyone is still laughing at 5'9 and half

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

kod is 5'4 and one-eighth

El Padrino said...

with shoes, 5'10

tem said...

"with shoes"

awesome

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

On stilts he's 9'7"

spaceman spiff said...

"On stilts he's 9'7"

hilarity

Meiz said...

I could be amputated at the ankles and still be taller.

Meiz said...

"And in case you're curious the average male weight is 162 pounds."


Freshman year in hikeskool

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

*cankles

Blue said...

average cock length is 5inches so EP seems to be runnig about average in every area of his life

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Freshman year in hikeskool"

Jeezaloo

Blue said...

162 must include a lot of asians

El Padrino said...

"average cock length is 5inches so EP seems to be runnig about average in every area of his life"

5 inches? my nose is bigger than that, i knew i had a monster cock

no i know for sure

El Padrino said...

"I could be amputated at the ankles and still be taller."

and i'd still dog you in basketball

El Padrino said...

162 is svelte

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"and i'd still dog you in basketball"

If you couldn't beat a person with no feet, that would be embarrassing

Beth said...

And for the record, the average height for women is 5'3 and the average weight is 135.

Blue said...

of course you'd dog him in basketball. he'd have no feet

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

kod is an average woman

El Padrino said...

"of course you'd dog him in basketball. he'd have no feet"

wif the feet assess

El Padrino said...

"kod is an average woman"

funny

tem said...

how tall is beth?

Meiz said...

"kod is an average woman"

This might actually be true

Beth said...

Beth is 5'6.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

how tall is fmbeth?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

beth & EP could almost see i2i

spaceman spiff said...

damn, beth just got hotter

Beth said...

fmbeth is 6'1'

spaceman spiff said...

wait is that with or without heels

S

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"wait is that with or without heels"

Awsome*

Beth said...

Without heels, and without stilts.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"fmbeth is 6'1'"

See EP, when you're tall you don't need the 1/2

Beth said...

Yeah, I actually think he's 6'1 & 1/2 to be exact, but he hasn't used a 1/2 since he was 12...

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Ouch

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

That deserved a WADR

El Padrino said...

i dont care, i dont feel like i'm short so i dont mind the jokes

especially since i'm the average height

El Padrino said...

beth is a fox

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"especially since i'm the average height"

You and Nate Robinson share a common bond

El Padrino said...

stop it nate is like 5'4

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"stop it nate is like 5'4"

You should probably learn more about "your" team

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"stop it nate is like 5'4"


So what you're saying is that people that are 5'9" look really short. Got it.

El Padrino said...

if you beleive he's 5'9 i would like to sell you a bag of shit which will turn to gold in 5 years

El Padrino said...

he's listed as 5'9, just like those o-lineman that are "listed" at 275lbs

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Nate

Nate

El Padrino said...

he's like 5'7 maybe even 5'6

Meiz said...

"damn, beth just got hotter"


I always assumed Beth was at least 5'8"

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Maybe he's 5'8 and three-quarters

Blue said...

i shrunk

i'll admit it. i'm getting older and shorter

Blue said...

I was 6' and 5/16ths. but now i'm more like 5'll and 9/10ths.

Meiz said...

What's lunch gonna be today?

El Padrino said...

pizza

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Subway

tem said...

it was chipolte.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Sunday paper here had a brown chipotle bag in it and I can take it in on March 8th and have them fill 'er up

tem said...

assuming they fill it with a burrito that is suite.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Yes, that is correct

tem said...

will you be around on march 8th?

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