Thursday, February 19, 2009

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Chunder don't want Chandler. Other people's thoughts on the matter.

I'm having a hard time convincing myself that I shouldn't buy one of these shirts.

Stuff to do with a microwave. I hope tem will watch, you can't get radiation through a computer screen.

Colts sign another player to a big money, long term deal. I wonder if they know they can't keep doing that and be able pay all their players. At least this means Saturday will probably be back.

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El Padrino said...

Rod Tidwell is a must.

Beth said...

Funny video freak. (NS) I've seen the commercials for that guy's show but haven't watched it yet, but based on that video I think I'm going to now.

tem said...

i am dead tired today.

Beth said...

"i am dead tired today"

You must be, you actually spoke in the 1st person for once...

tem said...

sometimes that happens.

Beth said...

Beth was surprised to see that.

tem said...

i bet she was.

tem said...

beth, tem borrowed from your strategy and went out with a lawyer.

tem said...

video was funny.

tem said...

Penn st. 38
Illinois 33


that had to be a shitastic game to watch.

tem said...

so wait, griffey is going to seattle now?

tem said...

catching up on lov AD, tem got to $3 not once, but twice on centsports.

El Padrino said...

SI story on Hammel makes his wife look dumb

El Padrino said...

GTA IV, downloadable

tem said...

RE: Attorney General talk from LOV AD....what the fuck does the Attorney General even do?

tem said...

RE: hockey goal.

tem is not too impressed. saw that dude do better with some goals in the past. knocking it off the boards was cool, but not that great.

El Padrino said...

attorney general is the head of the justice dept

tem said...

so what's he do on a day to day basis? make legal decisions? balance the justice dept budget?

Beth said...

"beth, tem borrowed from your strategy and went out with a lawyer"

And how'd it go? Did he pay for dinner?

tem said...

i know what his title is, but i have no clue what he does all day.

tem said...

"And how'd it go? Did he pay for dinner?"

no, your strategy seemed flawed. or at least inapplicable to others.

and it was a she not a he.

Meiz said...

"Is freak the first person from here to get to $3?"


I was almost to $4 once

tem said...

they always forget our past successes deke.

Beth said...

"no, your strategy seemed flawed. or at least inapplicable to others."

It helps if you put out...

Meiz said...

I struggle with brain to keyboard. Brain to mouth, I'm golden.

El Padrino said...

vinsanity will end up in portland today

El Padrino said...

kncks gonna get larry hughes

isiah thomas said...

I'm told the Knicks would have been willing to give Chicago Jared Jeffries and Malik Rose for Hughes, but the Bulls would not do that now because they'd be taking on $13.7 million in salary and sending out only $12.8 million, putting them back in tax territory. Chicago also would go back into tax territory if it did the rumored Hughes deal with Washington for Etan Thomas and Mike James, so that one looks dead, too.

Meiz said...

"kncks gonna get larry hughes"


And that's a positive?

Meiz said...

I want most of those shirts freak linked

tem said...

"It helps if you put out..."

who says i didn't?

tem said...

i could go for a ricky vaughn shirt.

El Padrino said...

"And that's a positive?"

yes

Meiz said...

Aren't you aware of Larry Hughes' suckitude?

El Padrino said...

they need a 2 guard

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Stuff to do with a microwave"


So freak checks out sites called www.greensock.com

suite

Beth said...

"who says i didn't?"

Let me correct my earlier statement then, it helps if you put out AND are good at it.

(Now the temgagement makes even more sense...)

Meiz said...

Our UPS driver is a fucking tard

El Padrino said...

this guy flip flops on lewis three times to my count

El Padrino said...

"ur UPS driver is a fucking tard"

really?, wow that surprises me a bit

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

2 free tacos @ JitB

tem said...

"Let me correct my earlier statement then, it helps if you put out AND are good at it.
"

jeez a lou, spitting hot fire.

tem said...

"(Now the temgagement makes even more sense...)"

that cuts deep.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

centsports is under maintenance again. Shocking

spaceman spiff said...

"hamels wife is dumb"

*fized

spaceman spiff said...

EP, dont become the LOV Mort of nba trades

El Padrino said...

watch out blumpkin

El Padrino said...

"EP, dont become the LOV Mort of nba trades"

boff will be true

Meiz said...

"really?, wow that surprises me a bit"


He's such a moron. And a slob. Every day, he takes a leak in our toilet and leaves the fucking seat up. That irritates the fuck out of me.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

The mother allowed Cruz to take the girl riding in his ice-cream truck, where he sexually assaulted her.
The girl became pregnant, and because she was too young to carry the baby, she had an abortion.




creep

tem said...

deke likes the seat left down?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

So mize pees sitting down. Got it

spaceman spiff said...

"he takes a leak in our toilet and leaves the fucking seat up. "

are you a woman?

tem said...

ice cream men are wierd.

spaceman spiff said...

i2i2i

tem said...

well deke does poop a lot. so maybe the seat being down is key.

spaceman spiff said...

"creep"

yes, but WFT mom?

spaceman spiff said...

"well deke does poop a lot. so maybe the seat being down is key."

erroneous

tem said...

moms are dumb.

El Padrino said...

Hank Haney has gained fame as Tiger Woods' swing coach, but he figures to have his hands full with one of Woods' buddies in a new reality show called "The Haney Project" on the Golf Channel.

Haney attempts to revamp Charles Barkley's awkward swing in an ongoing, seven-part series that premieres at 7 p.m. March 2.

tem said...

"Leonardo DiCaprio will have to convert to Judaism if he wants to wed supermodel girlfriend Bar Refaeli - her dad won't let his daughter marry outside her faith. "


hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

padfast

tem said...

"Haney attempts to revamp Charles Barkley's awkward swing in an ongoing, seven-part series that premieres at 7 p.m. March 2.
"


hahahahaahahahahahahahah that'll take at least 1,000 hrs of work.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Leo would be smrt not to get married

spaceman spiff said...

why would he want to marry her when he's already hitting that, dad brought out his mat?

tem said...

indeed.


so now leo has a legit excuse not to marry the chick and to just keep pounding it.

thanks obama.

Meiz said...

"deke likes the seat left down?"


We don't have the cleanest toilet, so I'd rather not look at the bare bowl when I go in there.

Meiz said...

"well deke does poop a lot. so maybe the seat being down is key."


Also, yes

tem said...

"We don't have the cleanest toilet, so I'd rather not look at the bare bowl when I go in there."

so you stand to piss in there with the seat down? or do you sit to pee?

spaceman spiff said...

"We don't have the cleanest toilet, so I'd rather not look at the bare bowl when I go in there."

10 minutes to come up with that bullshit

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"We don't have the cleanest toilet, so I'd rather not look at the bare bowl when I go in there."

So clean it you mizey bastard

El Padrino said...

not a good one deke

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"10 minutes to come up with that bullshit"

He struggles with brain to keyboard, apparently

tem said...

"So clean it you mizey bastard"

stop it, meiz is not a chick.

chicks clean, not guys.

tem said...

one of the big bosses here is wearing pants straight out of the 70s.

tem said...

HUNGRY

spaceman spiff said...

"stop it, meiz is not a chick.

chicks clean, not guys."

pees sitting down

NEXT

El Padrino said...

so arod's cousin is real, got it

El Padrino said...

no more nudity from kate winslet

spaceman spiff said...

she;s done enough for a few lifetimes, and her tits are saggy now anyways, dont need to see anymore of her

El Padrino said...

did you come to a fergie conclusion?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

nice boobies

N S F W

I warned you

spaceman spiff said...

"(terence) Howard then "broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim's left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face."

from 2001, they dug this up after he made comments defending chris brown, hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

in LOVAD, analysis revealed no 'new' boobies

Meiz said...

"so you stand to piss in there with the seat down? or do you sit to pee?"


I very rarely have to just take a leak. Pretty much only when I drink.

Meiz said...

"10 minutes to come up with that bullshit"


I can't just stand here and talk shit with you dipshits and have customers stand around not being helped.

spaceman spiff said...

"I can't just stand here and talk shit with you dipshits and have customers stand around not being helped."

ahahahahahaha

spaceman spiff said...

stop it already, you let it slip that you pee sitting down, no biggie for you

El Padrino said...

282 points in back to back games vs Clips

ATM

El Padrino said...

"in LOVAD, analysis revealed no 'new' boobies"

that's a good bathing suit then

Beth said...

"Every day, he takes a leak in our toilet and leaves the fucking seat up. That irritates the fuck out of me."

When I was catching up and before I'd read any subsequent comments I knew this was going to be trouble for meiz.

El Padrino said...

i think at like 7 or 8, AMEX might be a tremendous buy

spaceman spiff said...

great email EP

El Padrino said...

yeah it's the email of the day

El Padrino said...

step #1, secure the pole, step #2, dance

El Padrino said...

ovehckin's goal was sick

JFreak said...

"great email EP"

seconded.

spaceman spiff said...

EP, i know you can look at NSFW at work, but what about NSFW in your email

tem said...

thirded

tem said...

The Cavaliers are talking about a trade with the Suns for Shaquille O'Neal.

spaceman spiff said...

i do not want to see shaq on the suns

spaceman spiff said...

cavs even

Meiz said...

"When I was catching up and before I'd read any subsequent comments I knew this was going to be trouble for meiz."


Yeah, me too. This is why I lie.

El Padrino said...

"EP, i know you can look at NSFW at work, but what about NSFW in your email"

not recommended but cant remember if i ever opened one up that was

JFreak said...

"And two league sources said a nearly completed deal sending Larry Hughes to the Knicks for Malik Rose and Jerome James fell apart Wednesday."

Meiz said...

"stop it already, you let it slip that you pee sitting down, no biggie for you"


false, queerbait.

tem said...

i want to see shaq on the bucks.

tem said...

i think a nap would be fantastic today.

tem said...

zeke naps, zeke, do you just set the cell phone alarm to wake you up?

spaceman spiff said...

nobody shits more than they piss

fact, liberace

spaceman spiff said...

"not recommended but cant remember if i ever opened one up that was"

damn, pics are a no go

Meiz said...

"nobody shits more than they piss"


Wanna bet?

spaceman spiff said...

i just said 'fact', therefore i win, pay up

El Padrino said...

"damn, pics are a no go"

i kind of want to see them now

spaceman spiff said...

ofc ourse you do, but why risk it

tem said...

"Obama takes his first foreign trip "


Canada doesn't count...

Meiz said...

"i just said 'fact', therefore i win, pay up"


We nerve made the bet

El Padrino said...

"ofc ourse you do, but why risk it"

risk is what i do, send them

Meiz said...

The Gollum's gonna rat you out.

El Padrino said...

i'd bury him faster than a rabbit gets fucked

El Padrino said...

portland/vinsanity deal dead

jerz balking at adding a lottery protected first rounder

El Padrino said...

i still trust my sources

JFreak said...

So both of the trades that you said would absolutely happen today are dead.

Good work Mortdrino.

spaceman spiff said...

sent, its a .rar

tem said...

.rar, explain please.

JFreak said...

RAR

spaceman spiff said...

like .zip

El Padrino said...

"So both of the trades that you said would absolutely happen today are dead.

Good work Mortdrino."

your cnp of that knick trade is old news to me, this morning a new deal was out there for just rose's contract and hughes

El Padrino said...

Sorry, an application to open this document cannot be found.

spaceman spiff said...

you dont have winrar or winzip?

El Padrino said...

I guess not, when I click view instead of open it says "Unknown File Format".

I know I have ZIP though so strange.

spaceman spiff said...

did you download it top your comp, if so right click it, and see if there is the extract option, or do the 'open with' and choose winzip

JFreak said...

Whatever you say Mort.

spaceman spiff said...

trade deadlines are always lame

El Padrino said...

no luck, tried everything
even had the college grad va tech kid look at it

El Padrino said...

i even tried a wall

spaceman spiff said...

"no luck, tried everything
even had the college grad va tech kid look at it"

hilarity, unbelievable

El Padrino said...

got that dinner tonight, not sure if i should shit before i go or wait until i get home

i dont normally like to shit at work

tem said...

"no luck, tried everything
even had the college grad va tech kid look at it"


va tech grads only are good at surviving. they have no other skillz.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

EP works with cho?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

El Shitbrickdrino

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Charlie Axel is a goofy name

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Eldrick ♥s GNR

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Or he ♥s Beverly Hills Cop

El Padrino said...

any snapple fans out there?
snapple iced tea fans maybe?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

7 days of freedom left

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"any snapple fans out there?
snapple iced tea fans maybe?"

Snapple Kiwi Strawberry is alright

spaceman spiff said...

i drink snapple if its free, so i havent had it in a minute

El Padrino said...

"7 days of freedom left"

wow

just wow

El Padrino said...

i really wanted to go to your wedding, if i were bloggin back when i got married you'd all be invited

El Padrino said...

that's a NS btw

El Padrino said...

a LOV table, man that shit would be off the hook

all the tomfoolery, shenenagans

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

tem is going. hitch a ride with him

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Then you can help him when he gets lost in the pool

El Padrino said...

anyone remember old school snapples like root beer (it was clear) and cherry lime rickey soda

cant find it anywhere

El Padrino said...

tem aint going, stop it

tem said...

tem has a dentist appointment that day.

tem might cancel it though and show up.

i'm still afraid of losing it in the pool.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"a LOV table, man that shit would be off the hook"

Yes. Hilarity would ensue

El Padrino said...

at least you coulda invited zeke, he could have been a correspondent

spaceman spiff said...

never heard of em

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"cherry lime rickey soda"

Was awsome*

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Sonic has a good cherry limeade

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"at least you coulda invited zeke, he could have been a correspondent"

This will be a slapper free wedding

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Although a slapper between zeke & cfsil would be suite

JFreak said...

"Up to 3.46 with that nba 4-teamer hitting.

Now I'm foolishly putting it all on a tennis 3-liner.

February 19, 2009 2:00 AM"

I'm a mind reader or something.

Fortune all gone.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

You should be better at handling your fake money

Angry Leprechaun said...

I got above $3 one time; did not last long. Losing $2 on the Vikes/Iggles game sealed it. Haven't even sniffed $2 since

Angry Leprechaun said...

although the .75 I currently have is pretty good for me

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Cash out, kod

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

Would freak wear the Henry Rowangartner shirt?

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

or however you spelt it

Angry Leprechaun said...

Hughes a Knick

good call EP (ns)

JFreak said...

No.

I would wear Goldberg, Conway, Falco, Cerrano, Vaughn, Tidwell or Boucher.

JFreak said...

Actually, I'd probably wear any of the Mighty Duck/Major League shirts.

spaceman spiff said...

nice work EP

JFreak said...

Except Banks, that cake eater.

spaceman spiff said...

knicks also got wilcox from okc

Meiz said...

Also, The Force Unleashed has landed today.

spaceman spiff said...

also i forgot to zip up

isiah thomas said...

He struggles with brain to keyboard, apparently

yeah Deke didn't do well last night trying to debate what the AG said.

El Padrino said...

"Hughes a Knick

good call EP (ns)"

IN YOU FACE FREAK

isiah thomas said...

Also, The Force Unleashed has landed today.


GFY

isiah thomas said...

spiffg, that Gamoorah* movie is on On-Demand but its sub-titled.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"Also, The Force Unleashed has landed today."


Whooptiedooooooooo

isiah thomas said...

*clears throat

IN YOU FACE! Freak!

Meiz said...

"Would freak wear the Henry Rowangartner shirt?"


That is the only Cubs crap I'd wear.

El Padrino said...

and they got rid of JEROME JAMES

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

JFreak said...

Even the sun shines on a dog's ass sometimes.

El Padrino said...

great job by walsh, gets to make a playoff push without giving up Lee or Kryptonate

i am pleased

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass

El Padrino said...

"Even the sun shines on a dog's ass sometimes."

apology accepted

spaceman spiff said...

"spiffg, that Gamoorah* movie is on On-Demand but its sub-titled."

i dont mind subtitles, read that the movie's good, havent come close to peeping game

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

"apology accepted"


Perfect placement


ns

isiah thomas said...

If Larry Hughes isn't hurt already, he will be within 2 weeks.

Weis' blumpkin provider said...

GOLF PICKS

El Padrino said...

"If Larry Hughes isn't hurt already, he will be within 2 weeks."

idgaf, jerome james is gone

isiah thomas said...

spiffg was on the local suns broadcast last night talking about his new book.

it's about the niba's best players, teams, etc.

isiah thomas said...

block

isiah thomas said...

block

isiah thomas said...

block

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