Monday, January 12, 2009

Vote early, vote often

I'm writing this post on Sunday afternoon because I don't have computer access at home for the next week or so. Dell sucks.

Eagles/GGGGGGGGGGGmen just ended. WADR to EP, anytime a NY team loses a big game my day gets a little bit better. And Eli showing his true colors today makes me feel like everything is right with the world, even though it's entirely possible that the Arizona Cardinals could play in the Super Bowl. I hate the Cards, but I'll be rooting for them simply for the fact that we don't need another Philly team playing for a title right now.

For those of you who like humor, check out the political discussion from the weekend, from about rev to the end. Good times for everyone involved. Drunk kod + drunk mize + drunk steve + drunk zeke = hilarity ensuing.

cfsil almost got a beatdown on Friday night. fmk, cfsil, one of my groomsmen, and myself were drinking and playing Wii and cfsil almost put the Wii remote through the tv. It flew out of her hand, hit the ceiling, and landed by the television. She was already annoying me because she can't handle her booze, so if that would have happened, I would probably be single today because I would have lost it....even though the water is clear.

SD/Pitt game is getting ready to start as I'm typing this, so the following comment may or may not make sense on Monday morning. But here's to a Chargers/Cardinals Super Bowl. WEST SIDE!!!

Go comment.

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Beth said...

Damn, what a crazy weekend in football. Is EP on suicide watch?

El Padrino said...

"playing Wii and cfsil almost put the Wii remote through the tv"

wanna get away

El Padrino said...

comfort me beth

Beth said...

I'm guessing laughing at the Giants loss would not count as "comfort".

El Padrino said...

"I'm guessing laughing at the Giants loss would not count as "comfort"."

Just hold me.

tem said...

tits cures alls wounds.

tem said...

scoring TCS now.

have meeting soon, but i'll have scores done through el pad post before i comment again.

El Padrino said...

i almost died

giants hangover, taxi nearly destroyed me

Beth said...

"Just hold me"

I'm guessing you took out your anger and frustration on your wife to where she won't be holding you (or doing anything else to you) for a little while now.

El Padrino said...

then last night, i'm looking for a spot to park and a Escalade is racing towards me swerving, going like 80 and swerved into my lane, i jerked the car, almost hit a parked car, i almost left a tiny obama in my undies

El Padrino said...

"I'm guessing you took out your anger and frustration on your wife to where she won't be holding you (or doing anything else to you) for a little while now."

no, but i need a new bedroom door now

ns

El Padrino said...

and i think my hand is broken

Beth said...

Yikes, I hope the kid didn't see her daddy during his outburst.

El Padrino said...

"Yikes, I hope the kid didn't see her daddy during his outburst."

no, and that's why they lost, last year she watched every playoff game with me and wore giant pajama's

Beth said...

Sure, blame your daughter. Nice parenting there EP.

s

El Padrino said...

mighty big wall

Beth said...

I blame Tem and the TCS. Not sure why but it must be his fault somehow.

El Padrino said...

it's the bucs fault the iggles were even in the playoffs

so i agree

Beth said...

Actually, for most of us that turned out to be a positive thing EP. :-)

Although I agree with whoever said that the main reason I'm now rooting against the Eagles is cause Rev will be insufferable if they get to the SB.

El Padrino said...

sideboob

El Padrino said...

still kind of shocked
they shut westbrook down, the corners played great, they ran for over 100 yards and had good field position

eli played shitty, some of the play calls were not good, they didnt spread the ball around, and when they needed a yard the oline got no push

wrong day, just the wrong day

El Padrino said...

sometimes the best team doesnt win
it's one game, not a 5 or 7 game series

if carolina played the cards 10 times they'd win 7 out of 10

blue said...

i feel dirty today.

josh mcdaniels stands for everything i hate in the world

El Padrino said...

"josh mcdaniels stands for everything i hate in the world"

i was wondering how you felt about that

blue said...

so, i'm not sure i want a guy running our country, who can't even tell his wife that he doesn't want his mother-in-law to move in with them

what happens when the French want something, does he just say, "whatever you want, dear"

El Padrino said...

"so, i'm not sure i want a guy running our country, who can't even tell his wife that he doesn't want his mother-in-law to move in with them"

pookie and the jeffersons are coming too

blue said...

say what you want about mr. bush, but laura bush's mom never moved into the lincoln bedroom.

Raging Tebowner said...

i almost left a tiny obama in my undies

hilarity

Raging Tebowner said...

the Bellicheat "coaching tree" is awful.

congrats Bleu

Raging Tebowner said...

so, i'm not sure i want a guy running our country, who can't even tell his wife that he doesn't want his mother-in-law to move in with them

someone has to make the kool-aid, bolth* Osama and his wife will be busy.

blue said...

that's why they have a private chef

blue said...

broncos are going to hire Mike Nolan as d-coordinator too. So i hope Nolan wears a suit, and mcdaniels wears a hoodie with the sleeves cut off.

El Padrino said...

"that's why they have a private chef"

Col. Sanders is dead blue

blue said...

nope, they have that one black dude from the food network

Raging Tebowner said...

Did Justin Tuck sprain his labia yesterday?

Raging Tebowner said...

Osama humor is never unfunny

El Padrino said...

"Did Justin Tuck sprain his labia yesterday?"

he hasnt made a play in about 4 weeks, lower left leg injury

Raging Tebowner said...

Russell Simmons presents Osama's State of the Union Jam

El Padrino said...

"Osama humor is never unfunny"

I hear obama is building a red lobster in the white house

blue said...

sizzler

blue said...

sizzler has the better salad bar

Raging Tebowner said...

I can't wait to hear the remix of "Hail to the Chief" and watch Osama crip walk into the SotU address.

spaceman spiff said...

that's the elisha we all know and love, no idea who that guy playing qb last year was

tem said...

through el pad post:


el pad 73
keith 126
spiff 16
zeke 100

El Padrino said...

yeah whatever, jason campbell is still a retard

El Padrino said...

tracy morgan's speech was hilarious

spaceman spiff said...

tnt is gonna bring in frank caliendo as barkley to temmporarily replace barkley

blue said...

what's my score?

Raging Tebowner said...

tnt is gonna bring in frank caliendo as barkley to temmporarily replace barkley

that would be hilarity

El Padrino said...

"A 107-year-old Chinese woman who was afraid to marry when she was young has decided to look for her first husband and hopes to find a fellow centenarian so they will have something to talk about, a Chinese paper reported."

Temlonley, all you kid.

blue said...

that chinese lady is the polar opposite of beth

Meiz said...

I'll never understand why Presidents don just do outrageously funny shit. ie: Red Lobster, Hail To The Cheif remix, crip walking

tem said...

what's my score?

127

El Padrino said...

there's tits and then there are selma hayek's tits

El Padrino said...

"I'll never understand why Presidents don just do outrageously funny shit. ie: Red Lobster, Hail To The Cheif remix, crip walking"


Bill Clinton catching neck in the white house is pretty much doing whatever he wants i;e funny shit.

spaceman spiff said...

dungy officially done (for now)

Raging Tebowner said...

she has a kid right? I bet he ate well as a baby.

blue said...

"127"


awsome...first place

Raging Tebowner said...

so they will have something to talk about,

death

blue said...

"dungy officially done (for now)"


hahahaha take that Mort....bastard was on the radio here friday saying "i'm really good friends with Dungy, and i really think he'll be back for one more year"

blue said...

mort did a great job of upholding his reputation

El Padrino said...

caldwell coach now?

El Padrino said...

freak must be beside himself

spaceman spiff said...

"
hahahaha take that Mort....bastard was on the radio here friday saying "i'm really good friends with Dungy, and i really think he'll be back for one more year""

of course, glazer broke the real story

El Padrino said...

jay glazer has been handing mort his lunch daily

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna drink your milkshake

El Padrino said...

saw the wrestler btw



BEST MOVIE I'VE SEEN IN A REAL LONG TIME, outside of dark knight which is totally different

El Padrino said...

the ending could have been better but isnt that always the gripe

El Padrino said...

i'm in oscar golden globe mode

picked up doubt and revolutionary road

El Padrino said...

also watched the dark knight again

blue said...

Don cheadle had some good jokes at the globes last night.

El Padrino said...

i want to make beyonce scream my name

El Padrino said...

why is he not doing football commercials, i loved those

blue said...

maybe he's just too busy selling stereo's, or just being awesome

Raging Tebowner said...

also watched the dark knight again

diddo*

spaceman spiff said...

"BEST MOVIE I'VE SEEN IN A REAL LONG TIME, outside of dark knight which is totally different"

did it get dusty in the theater

El Padrino said...

"did it get dusty in the theater"

bootleg son, and no

Raging Tebowner said...

did it get dusty in the theater

no that was at the end of the Gints/Iggles game

Raging Tebowner said...

Deke:

Gordon won : FG, FTM, 3PT, PTS (4)

LBJ won : FG%, FT%, REB, AST, ST, BLK, TO (7)

3 days name/pic

Raging Tebowner said...

early leaders in Meiz's new name include:

Dikembe Meiztumbo
I hear voices....and so do I


suggestions are appreciated

Meiz said...

EP, what did Donnie McNabb say on the phone when he called you?

Meiz said...

I can't change it until I get home.

blue said...

maybe McNabb was on the phone asking if he could be the QB of the Gints next year

El Padrino said...

"EP, what did Donnie McNabb say on the phone when he called you?"

He confessed that he is gay and loves fat white men from the upper mid west.

Meiz said...

Weekend note: I was perusing the Sept '08 issue of Penthouse whilst taking a dump yesterday, and noticed that a blog was given a little blurb in the CFB preview section.

What blog?


Pac-10 Poon.

blue said...

too bad that blog died a horrible wicked death

El Padrino said...

i wasn doing this all weekend with snow, it was hilarious, because i was drunk

Raging Tebowner said...

Pac-10 Poon.

no shit? that is pretty suite.

Raging Tebowner said...

that magazine also has nekkid pics of women deke, check it out.

Raging Tebowner said...

Meiznochio (sp) has been added to the list.

El Padrino said...

"that magazine also has nekkid pics of women deke, check it out."

hilarity

Meiz said...

2 Cs in nocchio

El Padrino said...

names

dekemeizandy....still gay

deke ♥ andy who ♥ meiz

El Padrino said...

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO

zeke, my suggestion

Meiz said...

"that magazine also has nekkid pics of women deke, check it out."


I noticed.

Meiz said...

"dekemeizandy....still gay"


Somebody's extra bitter today

Raging Tebowner said...

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO

Deke this will be your new name, blocked on that pic though

El Padrino said...

try this one, just google bum or homeless and have at it

El Padrino said...

coding HTML

Meiz said...

Sounds good

Raging Tebowner said...

Deke's pic

sfw (kinda)

blue said...

there is all kinds of hilarty at work today

Raging Tebowner said...

ate some Spaghetti O's this weekend.

a little disappointed (ns)

Raging Tebowner said...

there is all kinds of hilarty at work today

details please

Raging Tebowner said...

Braves might replace Smoltz with a Gook

blue said...

"details please"

well, first there was a story about a chick who through* the wii remote at the tv, then everyone made fun of the giants for a while.
then there was a "tiny obamas" joke, and some increased jokes about the mother in law and food served at the whitehouse, including a redlobster in the fizzo...then there was talk of frank caliendo, and some chinese virgin that is 107...then mort jokes, and finally lots of great names for andy/meiz/deek/deluxe/morty

Keith S said...

"that's the elisha we all know and love, no idea who that guy playing qb last year was"


Mmhmm

Raging Tebowner said...

there is all kinds of hilarty at work today

thought you meant at your work

but nice recap irregardless

Keith S said...

Tasty

Keith S said...

We can buy Cards tix through work for this week's game. $325 for upper deck corner seats. No thank you.

Raging Tebowner said...

Tasty

nasty

blue said...

i guess he didn't need those eyes anymore.

Keith S said...

Not having internets access at home sucks

Raging Tebowner said...

did you try going to Radio Shaq* or somewhere to look for a new power supply?

Keith S said...

"did you try going to Radio Shaq* or somewhere to look for a new power supply?"

Went to Best Buy. Universal AC adapter was $150. Then I went to my buddy's to use a computer and checked on Dell's site and it was $80 to ship it. So I just went to ebay and found an aftermarket one for $15 and ordered it.

Keith S said...

5 days 'til Vegas

Raging Tebowner said...

smrt* move

El Padrino said...

keef, nude or black

Raging Tebowner said...

Padfast

Keith S said...

Hey look everyone, El Cumdrinofast is back.

Keith S said...

Troofs

El Padrino said...

zeke i could have copy and pasted 12 or so items from here but chose to link the entire article, enjoy

Raging Tebowner said...

zeke i could have copy and pasted 12 or so items from here but chose to link the entire article, enjoy

beautiful

I peeped game on an article in the NY Times on Friday that said Osama and his peoples were now claiming they'll create 4.1 milly jobs instead of just 3 but still no details, they also said the number may be greatly inflated and they may not come close to creating even 3 milly due to economic conditions. It was mind bottling.

If Bush made wild claims like that SNL would do 3 months of material on it. Osama says it and its applauded.

El Padrino said...

no one understands this but me and you though, THAT's what is mind-bottling

Keith S said...

Yes, everyone else is the world is wrong and you 2 are right.

Keith S said...

"If Bush made wild claims like that SNL would do 3 months of material on it. Osama says it and its applauded."

Bush made bad choices. His approval rating started out high and went down every year. That doesn't justify criticism?

El Padrino said...

"Bush made bad choices. His approval rating started out high and went down every year. That doesn't justify criticism?"

it does, but like beth, it goes both ways

Keith S said...

If Obama doesn't take care of business, he'll deserve the criticism too. What's mind bottling is that the 2 of you are acting as if he's already fucked everything up.

Keith S said...

"it does, but like beth, it goes both ways"

Of course.

Raging Tebowner said...

Bush made bad choices. His approval rating started out high and went down every year. That doesn't justify criticism?

did I argue it doesn't?

and FTR Bush was dealt a very bad hand and played it the best way he saw fit.

as for Iraq - I don't see either Gore/Kerry making a different decision.

as for the financial crises - again, the same crises would have happened on their watch.

it's too easy for Democratic mouthpieces (hello CNN) to shit on Bush - then by extension most people jump on board without thinking about what went on.

and deke yes MSNBC is a republican mouthpiece but its much less watched/influential than CNN.

Keith S said...

"and FTR Bush was dealt a very bad hand and played it the best way he saw fit."

And Obama is walking into a bed of roses?


"it's too easy for Democratic mouthpieces (hello CNN) to shit on Bush"

Isn't that article that EP linked from CNN?

El Padrino said...

yes but it's an opinion article

Raging Tebowner said...

What's mind bottling is that the 2 of you are acting as if he's already fucked everything up.

for the 1,000th time:

Osama ran solely and exclusively on a brilliant campaign of CHANGE!

He's ALREADY talked down his campaign promises or said, "ahahah, sike" (repealling tax cuts for the wealthy) - yet hasn't been called on it.

and in his own words...IN HIS OWN WORDS is calling for IMMEDIATE action, yet details of his master plan are still sketchy at best

AND

as Tem said, he's changing things back to Clin-ton's administration (which isn't exactly the Change! he was talking about)

YET

how much coverage has this gotten?

this isn't blind hatred being spewed by me and EP - just a statement of fact that is being ignored by the media - the same media that crucified Bush for every mis-speak.

it's not right.

Keith S said...

"as for Iraq - I don't see either Gore/Kerry making a different decision."

And you don't think they would have had to take the same criticism? Bush took the heat because he was in charge. If it was anyone else, they would have taken the same heat...dem or rep.

Raging Tebowner said...

Isn't that article that EP linked from CNN?

you're better than this keef. (ns)

Keith S said...

"yes but it's an opinion article"

On CNN.

Steve said...

I wouldn't call CNN a democratic mouthpiece, they are defiantly liberal. If anything MSNBC would be pro democratic and Fox would be pro-republican.


Do you watch the news?

Raging Tebowner said...

not to mention Osama talked up curbing gubment spending, being fiscally responsible yet his master plan includes almost a trilly-yon in gubment spending.

I'm shocked and stunned all you Osama supporters haven't even begun to re-think/question some of what's gone on.

Keith S said...

The CHANGE is that we have a dem in the white house instead of a rep




s

Keith S said...

"I'm shocked and stunned all you Osama supporters haven't even begun to re-think/question some of what's gone on."

I said this before. I'm holding off judgment...for now

Steve said...

MSNBC, hell McCain made comments about negative comments about their coverage. Palin called Keith Olbermann "evil".

Raging Tebowner said...

I wouldn't call CNN a democratic mouthpiece, they are defiantly liberal. If anything MSNBC would be pro democratic and Fox would be pro-republican.


Do you watch the news?

I only watch CNN, so maybe I got the stereo types backwards. My point is CNN is seen as the best in the biz and people form opinions from what people on tv tell them to.

Keith S said...

"people form opinions from what people on tv tell them to."


Only the dumb people. So like 85%

Raging Tebowner said...

I guess what I've really been arguing is that Bush gets crushed for everything - mis-speaking, making goofy faces, etc (on top of his decision making).

Yet Golden Boy Osama is getting a free ride.

Raging Tebowner said...

Only the dumb people. So like 85%

*nodding head

Keith S said...

"making goofy faces"

They are pretty goofy

Steve said...

"Yet Golden Boy Osama is getting a free ride."

that's because you only watch CNN.

switch over to Fox every now and then.

El Padrino said...

"I said this before. I'm holding off judgment...for now"

we'll be here when your ready keef

Keith S said...

As far as the SNL shit, they load up on people like GW because he gives them tons of shit to work with. Obama is pretty vanilla.

Steve said...

Fox has borderline called him a terriost many times.

And don't get me started on news radio, good lord sometimes I think they're just making shit up.

Keith S said...

"we'll be here when your ready keef"

And I'll be here if his plan comes together and yous guys get off his ass

Keith S said...

What's a terriost?

Raging Tebowner said...

And I'll be here if his plan comes together and yous guys get off his ass

I want dood to succeed, if he delivers on his promises we'll all be better off.

Steve said...

"What's a terriost?"

it's something new

blue said...

potato potahto

Keith S said...

"it's something new"

Oh. Suite

El Padrino said...

"And I'll be here if his plan comes together and yous guys get off his ass"

deal

Keith S said...

Anyway...


ELI MANNING IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS

El Padrino said...

ignoring

El Padrino said...

led his team to the playoffs 4 out of the 5 years he's been here

and a super bowl mvp

shaddup

Raging Tebowner said...

ELI MANNING IS WHO WE THOUGHT SHE WAS

*fized

Keith S said...

Rickey's going to the HoF

Meiz said...

"as Tem said, he's changing things back to Clin-ton's administration (which isn't exactly the Change! he was talking about)"


How do you know?

Raging Tebowner said...

the highlight of that one INT where the cam is in the enzone and you see how horrible a pass was and you see the "awwww shoot" reaction from Elisha was awesome.

Raging Tebowner said...

How do you know?

have you missed his cabinet appointments?

Keith S said...

"led his team to the playoffs 4 out of the 5 years he's been here

and a super bowl mvp

shaddup"


So you're not ignorning. And I would say that they made the playoffs in spite of him. The defense led them to the playoffs

Raging Tebowner said...

Gap Toof and Co led this team to the playoffs 4 out of the 5 years he's been here

*fized


(obviously no Gap Toof this season but you get the drift)

Keith S said...

Shut up, zeke. You didn't vote



s

Raging Tebowner said...

"defense leading them to the playoffs" i2i

blue said...

and my little input to this awful discussion

yes mr. bush is responsible for the economic mess that we're in. A large portion of the blame rests solely on his economic policy and lifting certain restrictions on banks and lenders. Bush wanted "everyone to be a homeowner, because it's the american dream"

well that dream turned out to be a nightmare.

so would the same thing have happened if kerry/Gore had been president? whose to say if they'd have made the same decisions regarding de-regulation of the banks.

Raging Tebowner said...

"everyone to be a homeowner, because it's the american dream"

democratic leaders of Congress on record telling Fannie and Freddie to "do more...."

write* Democrats didn't want homeownership for "everyone"

ok

what page of the CNN script are you reading off of Bleu?

blue said...

and not that i'm backing obamer's economic "solution", but be honest...95% of the american people don't want to be bored with the details. Not that it makes it right, there should be somewhere that the 5% that care, can look through the details.

blue said...

"democratic leaders of Congress on record telling Fannie and Freddie to "do more...."

you're talking about the last 6 months. I'm talking about the platform and decisions that bush made 5 and 6 years ago.

try and keep up.

blue said...

good try though zeke

Raging Tebowner said...

you're talking about the last 6 months. I'm talking about the platform and decisions that bush made 5 and 6 years ago.

try and keep up.

this was years ago, at least 2004 or 5 (maybe 2006), I'll look for the article later.

El Padrino said...

"So you're not ignorning. And I would say that they made the playoffs in spite of him. The defense led them to the playoffs"

4 years, really, that's just silly and i'm surprised that people think that, especially considereing the defense was middle of the road two out of those 4 seasons

Raging Tebowner said...

Eli can manage a team well enough to get them to the playoffs, as for putting them over the top or "leading" them to the playoffs - don't think so.

Raging Tebowner said...

Gints need Plax back.

El Padrino said...

dems wanted minorities to afford houses, they lowered credit standards, got burnt

alan greenspan, frank barney, pelosi, obama to a certain degree and yes bush, all of them are to blame, the entire government....

bush soley

i dont think so tim

El Padrino said...

dont forget abotu wall street

trading securities with intrinsic value supposedely backed by mortgages


REAL SHITTY MORTGAGES

Keith S said...

Almost half the league makes the playoffs. So it's not like he's Chuck Norris just because his team makes the playoffs.

blue said...

nope, just bush, and henry paulson

Steve said...

"dems wanted minorities to afford houses, they lowered credit standards, got burnt"

republicans (reagen) started that, clinton expanded on it, bush did nothign to stop.

housing problems are the cause of the last 4 administrations.

blue said...

"dont forget abotu wall street

trading securities with intrinsic value supposedely backed by mortgages"

right

Raging Tebowner said...

Chuck Manning?

Eli Norris?

blue said...

your the cause of the last 4 administrations

Keith S said...

"bush soley

i dont think so tim"


He's in charge. Person in charge will always be blamed.

blue said...

12/32 is closer to 1/3rd as opposed to 1/2

El Padrino said...

"Eli can manage a team well enough to get them to the playoffs, as for putting them over the top or "leading" them to the playoffs - don't think so."

last year was an anamoly?

fluke?

in those 4 games including the SB his completion rate was 60+% and QB rating of like 120 or something like that

if you rewind back to the november slate of games, after the Minnesota debacle i could argue with solid numbers that HE LED HIS TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS..

easy argument

El Padrino said...

"Gints need Plax back."

yes.

El Padrino said...

oh right, regean started that

sure.

Raging Tebowner said...

last year was an anamoly?

yes

fluke?

yes, they won 3 road games to get to the SB? (if wrong disregard)

El Padrino said...

"He's in charge. Person in charge will always be blamed."

Major flaw in our government, if this would have happened 100years ago or founding father would run these senators out on thier ass and burn them on the stake

barney frank would be 1st in line

blue said...

well, for sure, no politician is going to say "we don't want people to be able to buy a home"

Raging Tebowner said...

barney frank would be 1st in line


HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Raging Tebowner said...

Peyton leads his teams.

Eli - notsomuch

Keith S said...

"last year was an anamoly?

fluke?"

Yes. Why? "in those 4 games including the SB his completion rate was 60+% and QB rating of like 120 or something like that".

He's never had that type of run in his career

Keith S said...

block

blue said...

think about this...joe flacco has done as much to this point of the post-season as Eli did last year.

Keith S said...

block

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