Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Snow can lick my scrotum

Fuck snow, Fuck traffic, Fuck snow on traffic, Fuck it right in the ass with a hot lead pipe. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

If like 300,000 people have lost their jobs in the last 4 months or whatever then why is traffic still so packed?? Was it only people who didn't have cars?

Did I mention I hate traffic and snow? Actually I don't hate snow, I just hate it when added to traffic. I always hate traffic. I would snap and kill people if I lived in LA or Chicago or NY or somewhere that actually had real traffic. I know Columbus traffic is tame compared to some places, but it pisses me off and now I want to punch things.

Also fuck this digital tv transition....it was delayed again??? What Fuck The?

In other news there is a big UFC bought this weekend. St. Pierre vs Penn. Before I get to talking about that I just want to send a big FUCK YOU out to the UFC for this proposed Columbus Ohio card. This is what I supposedly get to watch live:

MAIN CARD (Televised)
Quinton Jackson vs. Keith Jardine
Matt Hamill vs. Mark Munoz
Shane Carwin vs. Gabriel Gonzaga

PRELIMINARY CARD (Un-televised)
Tim Boetsch vs. Jason Brilz
Mike Patt vs. Brandon Vera

RUMORED BOUTS
Gray Maynard vs. Jim Miller
Jason Day vs. Kendall Grove
Matt Brown vs. Pete Sell
Shane Nelson vs. Aaron Riley
Ben Saunders vs. TBA

Holy mother of all that is good and right, why the hell is Jardine headlining this shit??? At least Matt Hamill is there. He is entertaining because he is deaf so there is always the chance he doesn't realize the round is over and he just rails on someone after the bell. If he isn't the deaf guy then fuck him and fuck the UFC.

Now onto GSP vs Penn 2.

TEM PICKS:
Georges St-Pierre over BJ Penn
Lyoto Machida over Thiago Silva
Jon Jones over Stephan Bonnar
Karo Parisyan over Dong Hyun Kim
Clay Guida over Nate Diaz


OK so I am really only interested in the GSP fight and the Machida fight. Machida is a karate style guy and will win a boring ass decision. At least that's what it says here. GSP beat Penn is their first meeting by split decision. I know Penn was pissed about it, but he doesn't seem to be training too hard for this fight. Penn is really good, but GSP is about 100 times better than the last time they fought. I don't really see Penn having enough gas in the tank to fight for 3 rounds, let alone 5. It says here that GSP wears Penn out and gets a late 4th round stoppage.


Well it is late, so I gotta post this. FUCK TRAFFIC AND SNOW. I had a good plan for today's post, but since I got in like an hour late I had to scrap that idea.

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El Padrino said...

I have to agree with tem here. Traffic does indeed suck.

El Padrino said...

i love the title

tem said...

we are supposed to get and i quote the weatherman "three to ten inches of snow or sleet" over the next two days.


fuck you weather man. that doesn't help me one bit....there is a big difference between 3 and 10 inches, just axe beth...and there is a big difference between snow and sleet, just axe anyone.

El Padrino said...

I'ma akrate man, I bruise on the inside.

tem said...

oh and dumb bitch who said the steelers won the AFC championship on christmas eve is here again.

i am going to ask her if they won the superbowl two weeks ago.

tem said...

some tennis fag quit.

that's why tennis will never be real popular....players quit because it is too hot.

El Padrino said...

i wish eddie murphy would come back to life

tem said...

that ship has sailed.

El Padrino said...

clearly

El Padrino said...

today is media day

el pad would love media day

El Padrino said...

i would ask kurt warner if he brought his bible with him and when is the last time they had sex

tem said...

i would axe him why if he loves jesus so much he married a dude.

most bible beaters are anti-gay.

El Padrino said...

great question

El Padrino said...

great HDH this morning on WWL bottom line

Justice refutes the Ramdomski story calling it a "bald-face lie"


awesome

tem said...

that means he doesn't have a mustache or beard.

El Padrino said...

"He has never been in a car with me," Justice said. "He didn't take me to the airport. He's going to call me a liar and that's his information? That's a bald-faced lie."

unless i'm HDH in real life isnt it BOLD-FACED LIE?

tem said...

PER THE BIBLE:

Bold-faced lie
A bold-faced (often incorrectly referred to as bare-faced or bald-faced) lie is one which is told when it is obvious to all concerned that it is a lie. For example, A child who has chocolate all around his mouth and denies that he has eaten any chocolate is a bold-faced liar.

tem said...

so yes, bald faced is HDH.

tem said...

nobody else decided to show up today.

Beth said...

"there is a big difference between 3 and 10 inches, just axe beth"

You got that right. I commend you for realizing there's a difference there Tem as some guys don't seem to. I had a guy once claim to be almost 10 inches when in reality he was closer to 3...

tem said...

"I had a guy once claim to be almost 10 inches when in reality he was closer to 3..."

that's just crazy.

Beth said...

And regarding the tennis guy quiting, from what I saw on tv the on-court temp was over 140. Still not a true excuse but it's more understandable than if it was 100 or so.

tem said...

maybe he was talking about his forearm or something.

tem said...

"I had a guy once claim to be almost 10 inches when in reality he was closer to 3..."

was he a weatherman?

tem said...

"tv the on-court temp was over 140."

the other guy didn't quit.

Beth said...

"was he a weatherman?"

All I remember was he went by some weird intials - something like WJT or JTW, oh wait, now I remember, it was TJW.

tem said...

hilarity.

tem said...

CA lady just kicked out octuplets.

jeez-a-lou.


that's a lot of kids to feed.

El Padrino said...

"I had a guy once claim to be almost 10 inches when in reality he was closer to 3..."

Meiz tried to have sex with you?!!!???

holy shit do tell

El Padrino said...

8 babies is just stupid silly weetodddid

she must have took some fertility drugs or something, that shti ain natural

tem said...

either way, 8 came out.

tem said...

C section

tem said...

C section probably should have been obvious.

tem said...

ib. ybz.

El Padrino said...

c section is the way to go

El Padrino said...

*if your having 8 babies

Meiz said...

You have a minuscule pecker. EP blogs about jacking off with a tweezers.

Meiz said...

BTW, how's your wife and my kid? She hasn't sent pictures in a few weeks.

El Padrino said...

Stop trying to lay on woman with your baby dick.

El Padrino said...

Walrus neck.

Meiz said...

Filthy rich pregnant bitch has been sitting in her car on the phone for the past 20 minutes. Good god, I hate her.

Meiz said...

I really cant stand this bitch. I'd love to dead her.

tem said...

don't kill her...steal her money.

El Padrino said...

Cue zeke's CNP

Dekembe Meiztombo says....

I am not an angry person.

Meiz said...

"don't kill her...steal her money."


I don't have the resources to complete that heist. Killing would be messier and easier.

Meiz said...

I'm irritable

H said...

Best part is the chick who had 8 babies was expecting 7. They found an extra baby when they cut her open. Way to go, Doc.

tem said...

it's hard to count babies.

El Padrino said...

He has to be named Octavian. Has to.

H said...

I'm working on back to back nights of < 3 hours of sleep. I'm quite irritable today.

I feel like Meiz does every day I guess...

tem said...

you should sleep more instead of playing your rock n roll music.

H said...

"Octavian"

Fantastic

H said...

"You should sleep more instead of playing your rock n roll music."

That's old people talk, Gramps"

El Padrino said...

i play for the smokers, big game this week, we play the unknowns for the division crown and #1 seed

Beth said...

"He has to be named Octavian. Has to."

And then he can go to med school and be called Doc Oc.

El Padrino said...

YES, yes and yes beth.

tem said...

"I feel like Meiz does every day I guess..."

that's old people talk from someone who doesn't realize they are old.

tem said...

el pad that link has no teams named the smokers or unknowns.

tem said...

found it though, had to switch to american conference.

El Padrino said...

"found it though, had to switch to american conference."

sorry, american conf is the best btw, hence only 8 teams

El Padrino said...

he was supposed to be tracking stats, he failed at that

good league though

Meiz said...

"he was supposed to be tracking stats, he failed at that"


That was quite noticeable

spaceman spiff said...

horrible drunk shaming

graphic, look at the light glisten off that thing

spaceman spiff said...

warning: disgusting

El Padrino said...

wow, i didnt expect that

El Padrino said...

that turd was so real i smelled it

Meiz said...

That's fucking nasty

spaceman spiff said...

"that turd was so real i smelled it"

no doubt, he was the right man for the yob*

Meiz said...

The White Sox are awaiting approval from the white house to release an Obama themed hat.


This is just getting ri god damn diculous

El Padrino said...

um yeah it is

spaceman spiff said...

air force one show on national geographic was suite

El Padrino said...

strip clubs in tampa gonna be corwded

El Padrino said...

"air force one show on national geographic was suite"

AWESOME!!!
sunday night i watched it

El Padrino said...

darnell dockett is funny
we should have gotten a media credntial to go

JFreak said...

who would we send?

TP?

spaceman spiff said...

"darnell dockett is funny
we should have gotten a media credntial to go"

freak could have went, he has gaps in his schedule, could carry his own cam (and boom mic)

El Padrino said...

"who would we send?

TP?"

you.

El Padrino said...

or me

JFreak said...

Do I have to pay my own way?

JFreak said...

Maybe we can use the ad money.

Meiz said...

Hellooo muckety mucks

Meiz said...

< 6 hours to go. Suite.

JFreak said...

EP, you still have never updated us on how much money we've made.

Meiz said...

$146

El Padrino said...

they keep telling me they sent a pin to my house, it never came, i think meiz is making that up

JFreak said...

meiz is looking at the thing tyler put up...which doesn't measure your google ad revenue.

it just looks at traffic.

El Padrino said...

they suck, i re-did the pin thing a few days ago, should be getting it in the mail

tem said...

so it means we made $0 and el pad made $0.03.

JFreak said...

Nice job padrino.

sssssssss

El Padrino said...

what the money is there, just can't cash it until i get that pin

anyway now that bama is president it works just like welfare so deke gets first cut

tem said...

i ate here here for lunch

JFreak said...

first cut goes to paying for the domain name.

El Padrino said...

Your most recent PIN was generated:
Jan 22, 2009

thank you

Meiz said...

"anyway now that bama is president it works just like welfare so deke gets first cut"


YES!!!


Thanks, Obama!

Meiz said...

"i ate here here for lunch"


What happened to the crash diet?

tem said...

crash diet is over.

i did it for a week and lost 7 to 10lbs.

so far i have kept them off.

tem said...

if i were a weatherman i'd say i lost 4 to 34 pounds.

Meiz said...

Old farts are always having shit laminated. This bottles my mind.

Meiz said...

"i did it for a week and lost 7 to 10lbs."


There is no way that's good for your body. Tem be crazy, you.

tem said...

getting fat wasn't good for my body either.

Meiz said...

I guess

Meiz said...

I suppose drinking nonstop isn't the best either.

tem said...

nope.

El Padrino said...

nonsense, it's relatively healthy

Meiz said...

Tell that to my liver.

tem said...

and you are relatively wealthy.

tem said...

where is everyone? did LOV die a horrible death?

Angry Leprechaun said...

so how does that crash diet work? Starvation?

El Padrino said...

damn roomates

H said...

I need a new yob...

El Padrino said...

this place is a real shithole

tem said...

"so how does that crash diet work? Starvation?"

for me it is no carbs and nothing really fatty which is essentially starvation.

tem said...

i don't think it will work for most people. it works for me though.

Angry Leprechaun said...

oic

yeah, I could never cut out carbs....I pretty much have a carb-only diet

Angry Leprechaun said...

and good knowledge dropped on "bald-faced/bold-faced lie"

-I always thought it was bald-faced, and bold-faced was HDH

knowledge is learning

Meiz said...

a shithole indeed

tem said...

"I pretty much have a carb-only diet"

me too, hence it is just starvation.

there are 1,000,000 reasons i am going to die young so the crash diet is just another.

Meiz said...

Wow. Little dude here is destroying a huge sammich.

Angry Leprechaun said...

found out yesterday that sdkod2 is pregnant again

-cmkod is not taking it very well

El Padrino said...

"found out yesterday that sdkod2 is pregnant again

-cmkod is not taking it very well"

how old and married?

i think i alreayd know the answers but i dont want to be name calling if it'snot warranted

Angry Leprechaun said...

how old and married?

turns 19 next Sunday; no diploma, no job....married but in the process of a divorce (and the baby is not her husbands)

Angry Leprechaun said...

i dont want to be name calling if it'snot warranted

it is

spaceman spiff said...

"i think i alreayd know the answers but i dont want to be name calling if it'snot warranted"

please proceed wif namecalling

best regards,
management

Meiz said...

wow, Kod.

Angry Leprechaun said...

wow, Kod.

yeah, pretty sad. She's the one who just pled guilty to felony burglary and is going through a messy divorce with her husband. Not a good time for all of this additional stress

El Padrino said...

WHITE TRASH

that's turrible kod, tell that welfare hoe to close her goddamn legs

tem said...

kod is gonna have to raise that kid too.

tem said...

kod is gonna be poppa kod to like 5 kids, none of them his and some of them not even his wife's.

tem said...

meeting time.

Angry Leprechaun said...

kod is gonna have to raise that kid too.

yep, already helping to raise one infant; now two. Plus, cmkod and I are trying to have one of our own.

-life sure has changed over the past 4 months; I still wouldn't do anything differently. But it's definitely not how I pictured things

*As Keith would say...WOE

Angry Leprechaun said...

WHITE TRASH

that's turrible kod, tell that welfare hoe to close her goddamn legs

-she's kind of broken. But since she moved back in with us things have definitely been getting better for her. This, however, is a pretty big setback

Meiz said...

Good fucking lord. Kod, Canada. Quickly.

spaceman spiff said...

abortion an option?

Angry Leprechaun said...

abortion an option?

no, but possibly an adoption

El Padrino said...

WADR kod, that's some serious baggage you picked up

like Llyod Christmas giving Holly back the breifcase

Meiz said...

SLUMPBUSTER UPDATE:










I'm going to Bemidji. That's where the sluts be, you.

Angry Leprechaun said...

WADR kod, that's some serious baggage you picked up

I knew about cmkod's baggage, but sdkod2's baggage came out of the blue to me (at the time of the wedding, she was married to a marine who seemed like a good guy, living in California, working on her HS diplmoa)

Angry Leprechaun said...

I'm going to Bemidji. That's where the sluts be, you.

be careful; Bemidji women be fertile, you

isiah thomas said...

found out yesterday that sdkod2 is pregnant again

you shoulda pulled out earlier

isiah thomas said...

no, but possibly an adoption

Junodiac

isiah thomas said...

looks like Osama shoulda kept the 200$M for contraception in the stimulus package after all.

isiah thomas said...

sell that baby to gooks on the black makret.

problem solved and you run up on loot.

done and done

isiah thomas said...

makret

"Life in Shambles Z" with HDH.

don't even trip

Meiz said...

Kod's weird family broke the internets

Keith S said...

"i ate here here for lunch"

here here

Angry Leprechaun said...

Junodiac

hilarity

Keith S said...

Is sdkod2 hot?

Angry Leprechaun said...

sell that baby to gooks on the black makret.

I might suggest cmkod and I adopt the baby; hell, we want one anyway

Keith S said...

Does kod live in a double wide teepee?

spaceman spiff said...

"I might suggest cmkod and I adopt the baby; hell, we want one anyway"

have something like this in fmspiffs fam, the (grand)parents spoil the shit out of the kid, not a great idea

spaceman spiff said...

kod, to have a baby with cmkod, stop putting it in the butt, cant conceive that way

Angry Leprechaun said...

Is sdkod2 hot?

she's my stepdaughter, I dunno

Keith S said...

"kod, to have a baby with cmkod, stop putting it in the butt, cant conceive that way"

Her butt or his?

Keith S said...

"she's my stepdaughter, I dunno"

Stop it. She's not blood. You know whether or not she's hot.

isiah thomas said...

keef you mentioned you were looking for a state or city job yesterday?

Phx or AZ (one, if not bolth*) is running a 1.6 Billy budget deficit, not sure that would be a prudent career move.

isiah thomas said...

how old is her first kid? how much of a skank are we working with?

spaceman spiff said...

"
Her butt or his?"

yes

Angry Leprechaun said...

Stop it. She's not blood. You know whether or not she's hot.

it's gross to think of her as hot (ns), blood or not. She's a good looking person

spaceman spiff said...

"she's my stepdaughter, I dunno"

dont be ridiculous

Angry Leprechaun said...

how old is her first kid? how much of a skank are we working with?

first kid turns 1 in May

Keith S said...

"Phx or AZ (one, if not bolth*) is running a 1.6 Billy budget deficit, not sure that would be a prudent career move."

Definitely not Phx. Was looking at Mesa & Gilbert.

El Padrino said...

have your own kid kod

Angry Leprechaun said...

dont be ridiculous

she looks like an 18 y/o version of cmkod....yeah, it's creepy

blue said...

grandpa kod

Keith S said...

"it's gross to think of her as hot (ns)"

Stop it. You're talking to LoV, not cmkod

Angry Leprechaun said...

have your own kid kod

working on it; small timeframe remaining though

spaceman spiff said...

""it's gross to think of her as hot (ns)"

Stop it. You're talking to LoV, not cmkod"

hilarity and troof. if you 2 were strangers, you'd hit it in a sec

El Padrino said...

"Definitely not Phx. Was looking at Mesa & Gilbert."

what did you go to school for?

Meiz said...

Blue's alive

El Padrino said...

"working on it; small timeframe remaining though"

this is hilarious

blue said...

grandpa kod, bouncing the kid on his knee telling him about the good old days when injuns ruled the land.

and explaining the various different ways to turn shit into a crack pip.

Keith S said...

Lysol kilt kod's swimmers

isiah thomas said...

is the new baby father an injun?

Keith S said...

It's ok if you want to have sexy time with sdkod2, kod. Noone's judging

isiah thomas said...

how far along is she on kid 2, how many months?

Angry Leprechaun said...

is the new baby father an injun?

no, Romanian (ns); he's adopted....also a convicted felon with a long rapsheet

-hopefully he stays the fuck away

Angry Leprechaun said...

how far along is she on kid 2, how many months?

3 months

isiah thomas said...

wow, a Romanian Injun

that is rare.

Keith S said...

"what did you go to school for?"

Just finished psych degree. Looking for something with CPS or similar.
Sounds weird coming from me, I know.

Keith S said...

sdkod's baby's daddy is Bela Karolyi?

isiah thomas said...

Is sdkod2 hot?

yo kod, lemme holla.

Keith S said...

kod's stories get better every day

blue said...

fucking romanians...i mean if having the pope isn't enough, they go around getting kod's kids pregnant

isiah thomas said...

wadr, where is cmkod's ex-hubby at?

is the guy a total loser?
is he still alive?

El Padrino said...

"no, Romanian (ns); he's adopted....also a convicted felon with a long rapsheet"

what the fuck, cut that bitch loose
explain to cmkod that natural selection wants her kid to be extinguished

blue said...

when in romania

El Padrino said...

"Just finished psych degree. Looking for something with CPS or similar.
Sounds weird coming from me, I know."

be a cop pshycho, like that horseface bitch in The Departed

isiah thomas said...

what the fuck, cut that bitch loose
explain to cmkod that natural selection wants her kid to be extinguished


"the tribe has spoken"

Keith S said...

No thanks on the cop angle

blue said...

" like that horseface bitch in The Departed"

hillary swank?

Keith S said...

"yep, already helping to raise one infant; now two."

At least kod has new 2 clients to defend in 15-20 years.

isiah thomas said...

hillary swank?

NFW

blue said...

sorry, i just saw "horseface" and immediately thought of her

El Padrino said...

"No thanks on the cop angle"

firefighter shrink gets the dough son, look into that

fucking psych degree
you make me sick

the most bullshit thing in the world and you gotta have a degree in it

Angry Leprechaun said...

wadr, where is cmkod's ex-hubby at?

they allowed him to come back from Iraq after the whole felony burglary thing. He will be heading back to the Marine base in San Diego in a few weeks.

-he's not a bad guy, but he's totally trying to screw her out of money in the divorce

El Padrino said...

"hillary swank?

NFW"

no, too lazy to look it up but she was also in that Paul Walker movie with the little boy and some bullet

Angry Leprechaun said...

At least kod has new 2 clients to defend in 15-20 years.

no way, not with cmkod and I raising them

El Padrino said...

"-he's not a bad guy, but he's totally trying to screw her out of money in the divorce"

money? you mean bu not giving child support? isnt that pretty much the law that he has to

isiah thomas said...

they allowed him to come back from Iraq after the whole felony burglary thing. He will be heading back to the Marine base in San Diego in a few weeks.

jeebus chris, didn't know this.

what a mess you got yourself into, must be some bomb-ass vajeen. (wadr)

isiah thomas said...

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