Monday, January 05, 2009

Screw the rain

I hate the rain sometimes. Softball gets rained out last night, so I spend the night with fmk putting together our wedding invites. Cutting & gluing ribbon is not the suitest way to spend a Sunday night. And I didn’t see 1 minute of sports on Sunday either. I suck. I think I will sit out the next few plays.


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And we’re back.

Speaking of sitting out a few plays, Tomlinson is weak. Darren Sproles is about 5’4”, 150 lbs, but his stones are about 10X bigger than LDT’s. It’s the playoff, LD, man up and get in there and play. The last 2 playoff games have tarnished whatever you did the previous 6-7 years.

I think that Baltimore beats Tennessee this week, which will lead to them eventually playing against the Giants in a Super Bowl XXXV rematch. I really hate bolth* of those teams, too. Damn, I might have to root for the GGGGGGGGGGGGmen in that game. *puke*

OU’s cornerback is dumb. You don’t speak lowly of Tebow without facing major repercussions.

tOSU wins tonight, 35-28. Beanie Wells runs for 200 yards in his final game as a Buckeye.

So I was browsing through careerbuilder this weekend, and I come across a position for an Accounting Clerk, and an Office Services Clerk, and the company is Jones, Skelton, & Hochuli. By rule, that would be a suite place to work. And the job listed right below those is for Cocktail Waitresses & Dancers for a decent strip club in the PHX. After review, this would also be a suite place to work.

I'm going to smoke EP in the TCS semis.

And finally, let’s get it poppin’. I’ve linked this dude before, but he was on some show last night and he is redonk. This video isn’t the best, but it’s the only one I could find from last night.

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El Padrino said...

colts are the braves now

Beth said...

Geez, not only do you steal "my" 1st comment spot, but you insult the Braves while doing it. Sure, kick a gal while she's still down from the Falcons' loss...

Beth said...

And EP, I notice you've stopped talking about how you're going to win the Bowl pick em league. (Dropping to last tends to do that.)

It may be time for me start talking about winning it though since I'm currently in 1st. :-)

El Padrino said...

"And EP, I notice you've stopped talking about how you're going to win the Bowl pick em league. (Dropping to last tends to do that.) "

ha who cares, once ifound out there was no prize i sabotaged my picks on purpose

El Padrino said...

"Falcons' loss..."

cardinals ran the ball very well.

who knew

El Padrino said...

tavaris jackson is awful
just awful

El Padrino said...

rev, philly - ny bet
maybe for food if your game
name change/pic bores me

El Padrino said...

philly getting 4.5 early, i imagine it will go to 5 maybe 6 if money moves quickly

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"maybe for food if your game"

you can mail food?

El Padrino said...

"maybe for food if your game"

"you can mail food?"



welcome to 2009 Steven.

El Padrino said...

I've mailed him NY bagels in the past, and he's mailed me Tastycakes.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"I've mailed him NY bagels in the past, and he's mailed me Tastycakes."

oh, i was thinking along the lines of philly cheese steak or ny pizza.

that's what i'd want from either of the two places.

El Padrino said...

"that's what i'd want from either of the two places."

i can do that too (pizza)
not sure if he can do the cheesteak thing

i can pretty much do any italian specialty

could also do cheesecake (juniors)

Beth said...

"Falcons' loss..."
"cardinals ran the ball very well"

And the Falcons didn't run the ball well at all. It's hard to nitpick with Mike Smith after the job he's done this year, but I really thought he should've used Norwood more in the 2nd half but he never did. Turner seemed way slow to me for some reason against the Cards.

El Padrino said...

good point, a little change of pace, a spark maybe

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

oh and


GO EAGLES!!

El Padrino said...

GO CARDINALS!

El Padrino said...

wwl has changed

El Padrino said...

google is taking over the worldone day at a time

blue said...

new wwl frontpage is gay


who the hell designed this thing? Steve?

El Padrino said...

sad, but dumb

blue said...

i need to start me one of these google type companies

blue said...

those sound good

El Padrino said...

was this linked?, EA getting freaked and not knowing it

blue said...

actual email recieved today

"I will follow suite with your % unless otherwise needed"


awsome* use of HDH

blue said...

"was this linked?, EA getting freaked and not knowing it"

and that's why he will be the next MLB for the Denver Broncos

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"sad, but dumb"

darwinism at it's finest

blue said...

who is dumer, the chick who jumped in after her grandson's dog, or the idiot lifeguard who thought he could jump in and save her?

El Padrino said...

the high school all star gmae was sorta good

the kids declaring with the families behind them was hdh

especially the one's wearing the picture tshirt with "The Truth" on them

El Padrino said...

i want a picture tshirt of myself

blue said...

you can buy a t-shirt with a picture of Madoff that says "trust me" on it.

Keith S said...

"i want a picture tshirt of myself"

Good thing you have a t-shirt company

tem said...

why doesn't t-grills shirts or whatever make an el pad shirt?

tem said...

EA getting freaked was hilarious.

El Padrino said...

but utah sodomized alabama

bcs looks dumber than ever

El Padrino said...

"EA getting freaked was hilarious."

i should get a couple of points for that, like carryover points or something

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

ep, you have a name pic change ready for moro?

blue said...

"but utah sodomized alabama

bcs looks dumber than ever"

pretty much


here's my favorite scenario...Texas beats tOSU (a given), and OU beats FU....

So then you have USC, Utah, OU and Texas who all think they are deserving of being national champs.

El Padrino said...

keef i didnt care for the reese's puffs

i liked them at first
but cant see myself eating it daily
i dont know, too much peanut butter taste? maybe?
cant pinpoint it

*however i dont dislike them, will eat them maybe even give them another shot but not one of my favorites*

El Padrino said...

the first spoonful was delicious, if i went by that , A+

Keith S said...

"keef i didnt care for the reese's puffs"

That's a damn shame

ns

tem said...

"So then you have USC, Utah, OU and Texas who all think they are deserving of being national champs."

i loved it after the rose bowl when herbie was arguing that this would be perfect for a plus one because USC could play the winner of OU/UF and then one of the other douches said "what about texas if they win" and herbie said something like "umm, oh, yeah, umm nevermind."

tem said...

it's playoffs time.

playoffs, playoffs, playoffs.

Keith S said...

tem
I dunno if you read any of the comments from New Year's Day, but hfsil was making out with a 52 y/o dude on NYE.

tem said...

don't forget to vote for the retard in the slam dunk contest.

tem said...

http://www.nba.com/dunk/

blue said...

somebody suggested that Utah should just declare themselves national champions. Print up t-shirts and hats and get nat'l championship rings.

it's about as valid as the BCS "national champion"

El Padrino said...

"ep, you have a name pic change ready for moro?"

yes, and it's morrow

your name is, thoze abs sliegh me

Keith S said...

Hmmm, was that HDH on purpose, EP?

blue said...

" but hfsil was making out with a 52 y/o dude on NYE."

so she's into dudes that are older, that's a good sign for Tem

El Padrino said...

"somebody suggested that Utah should just declare themselves national champions. Print up t-shirts and hats and get nat'l championship rings. "


tjokes can do this, who wants one

14.99 + shipping and handling

El Padrino said...

but hfsil was making out with a 52 y/o dude on NYE."

i stumbled across this

then he stalked her and you kicked his ass or was i drunk reading and mis-remembering?

blue said...

aww shit, shirtless eli is back

El Padrino said...

"Hmmm, was that HDH on purpose, EP?"

::devils grin::

Keith S said...

Yeah he stalked, but there was no ass kicking. Just axed that he go away

Keith S said...

mize/deke said if it was his sister, he would have kicked the guy's ass

tem said...

yeah pretty much.

blue said...

"yeah pretty much"

since you're 36 and all

El Padrino said...

"mize/deke said if it was his sister, he would have kicked the guy's ass"

me too, but it wasnt your sister
i almost fought some dude in a bar for my sister in law, his boys ended up taking him outside

i held a bottle to his head

tem said...

yeah pretty much was really for the utah thing, but sure whatever, it works for the hfsilok too.

El Padrino said...

the three amigos

i found this while retrieving the shirtless pic

i imagine eli running around screaming ANARCHY, ANARCHY, ANARCHY!!!

tem said...

why were you searching for manning kids pics?

blue said...

i told the cmblue that it would be my luck that since peyton won a superbowl two years ago, and eli last year, that this year it was guaranteed to be a Manning vs Manning superbowl.

about 15 minutes later the refs gave the game to the chargers and she said "well, there goes that theory"

Keith S said...

El Chesterino

El Padrino said...

"why were you searching for manning kids pics?"

i wasnt, it came up under eli manning

El Padrino said...

Keefaswipe

tem said...

refs sucked in the Sugar bowl, they tried to keep Bama in it, but Utah was just too good.

El Padrino said...

i know he hasnt had a minute to think about it but holmgren for the denver job would be a great match

El Padrino said...

economy has affected breast implant surgeries

El Padrino said...

taking flat broke to a whole new level

El Padrino said...

ba dum bum

tem said...

maybe lipo will get cheaper too.

tem said...

el pad, what does outperform and underperform mean?

El Padrino said...

"el pad, what does outperform and underperform mean?"

as far as stock ratings?
outperform would mean analysts would expect the stock to do slightly better wehre as underperform would be the opposite

slightly worse

El Padrino said...

hi kod

El Padrino said...

so andy reid is trying to be the fattest coach in the world?

El Padrino said...

his beard had that homeless feel to it too, no way he's bedded his wife in the past year

tem said...

"outperform would mean analysts would expect the stock to do slightly better wehre as underperform would be the opposite
"

slightly better/worse than what?

tem said...

"so andy reid is trying to be the fattest coach in the world?"

he has not shot at this.

that kansas state fatwad and jaba the wiess have him beat soundly.

blue said...

"i know he hasnt had a minute to think about it but holmgren for the denver job would be a great match"

they don't want another coach who wants total control (personnel..etc). That's the major reason they dumped shanny, was they couldn't just take that part of his title away and not make him unhappy.

El Padrino said...

Hi Zeke

El Padrino said...

"slightly better/worse than what?"

market return

underperform in other brokerage houses is the same as moderate sell or weak hold

isiah thomas said...

tavaris jackson is awful
just awful

Minny should trade its entire draft for Cassell

isiah thomas said...

Speaking of sitting out a few plays, Tomlinson is weak. Darren Sproles is about 5’4”, 150 lbs, but his stones are about 10X bigger than LDT’s. It’s the playoff, LD, man up and get in there and play.

I agree in principal*, but isn't LDT's groin pulling off the bone?

El Padrino said...

I'm reserving judgement on LDT

last year i thought he was weak
this year's injury is serious

El Padrino said...

and he suited up, played couple of snaps, even scored a TD

El Padrino said...

he'll be useless in pittsburgh
especially in the cold weather

Andy M said...

"don't forget to vote for the retard in the slam dunk contest."


Yes

blue said...

sproles is good for one of those kinds of games about every 4 or 5 games.

blue said...

he'll be useless in pittsburgh
especially against a real defense

*ficksed

El Padrino said...

sprholes will get "JAKKED UP" in the pitt game

El Padrino said...

i blew a wad on the colts

fuckers

El Padrino said...

freak, please esplain

Andy M said...

"mize/deke said if it was his sister, he would have kicked the guy's ass"

I said we. I have people that do ass kicking for me.

isiah thomas said...

I can't even get the "new" wwl to load. suite.

isiah thomas said...

I said we. I have people that do ass kicking for me.

we = deke and andy

we = Andy and other real people?


please advice

isiah thomas said...

I don't see sproles as an "everydownback" for 16 games.

blue said...

he's not, he's a change of pace guy

El Padrino said...

I don't see sproles as an "everydownback" for 16 games.

impossible, laws of physics
he's dave meggett but smaller

El Padrino said...

mort gonna report that he'll fetch anywhere from 10 to 20MM on the open market

El Padrino said...

and they have jacob hester anyway

*i think they use hester as a fullback*

El Padrino said...

al franken but?

El Padrino said...

first a wrestler as a governor now a comedian

and it took 1000 re-do's for the comedian to get in


JOKE.

El Padrino said...

obama's defeaning silence on this israel thing is unsettling

i guess cuz he's not prez yet but still, bro-man should have said some shit

isiah thomas said...

obama's defeaning silence on this israel thing is unsettling

i guess cuz he's not prez yet but still, bro-man should have said some shit

the shine is off the terd that is Osama.

isiah thomas said...

Osama is proposing a "tax cut" of 500$ for single people (a G for couples) - in the form of reduced PR taxes.

40$ more a month in my pocket - oh yeah! (s)

isiah thomas said...

Osama will give a speech on his new stimulus package Thursday.

I'd really like to see him open the speech (and the State of the Union address) by doing a Ray Lewis type dance up to the mic, then drop a "any-dogs-in-tha-house" before he starts.

ns

El Padrino said...

"I'd really like to see him open the speech (and the State of the Union address) by doing a Ray Lewis type dance up to the mic, then drop a "any-dogs-in-tha-house" before he starts.

ns"

if he gave his speech wearing a t-shirt of himself with the word CHANGE underneath it will go down as the greatest day of my life

isiah thomas said...

I hope he drops in some Scarface quotes too:

"Iraq is aight, it's aight, her womb was so pole-luted*, but now she be back"

"Hamas? I'll bury those cock-a-roaches"

isiah thomas said...

if he gave his speech wearing a t-shirt of himself with the word CHANGE underneath it will go down as the greatest day of my life

hilarity

El Padrino said...

"I hope he drops in some Scarface quotes too:"

In regards to russia,

You too Vlad. You fucked up.

El Padrino said...

keef

so I spend the night with fmk putting together our wedding invites. Cutting & gluing ribbon is not the suitest way to spend a Sunday night.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Regards, El Pad (Future Locked Up One Gina Brotherhood Member)

El Padrino said...

smells like BDUSSY in here

El Padrino said...

RIP Bernie Mac

El Padrino said...

rematches, they are all rematches

just realized this
jints-iggles, cards lost to panthers, sd-pitt played earlier too and tenn/bal

El Padrino said...

glad the giants lost to philly
it's hard beating a team 3 times in one year

Andy M said...

aren't you right-wingers all about less government and tax cuts?

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

they're all about small goverment as long as civil liberties don't come up.

El Padrino said...

i'm all about money, cash, hoes

El Padrino said...

and i dont like the gays

tem said...

at least the $500 credit will only help the people who actually have jobs. as opposed to the other credits who rewarded the unemployed.

although it sucks for the folks who are unemployed, but want a job.

El Padrino said...

wow so nbc doesnt have the 830 game?

thought they had all of them

Keith S said...

"I agree in principal*, but isn't LDT's groin pulling off the bone?"

Yeah, I know his current injury is bad. I was mostly playing off his weak-sauce in last year's playoff games

Keith S said...

"Regards, El Pad (Future Locked Up One Gina Brotherhood Member)"

Proposing was a bad choice

Keith S said...

Travolta, Preston heartbroken over son's death


Jeezaloo, what kind of headline is this?

Keith S said...

mize
Are you putting together the LoVCC again this year?

tem said...

LoVCC?

Keith S said...

Yeah, LoVCC

tem said...

what is LoVCC?

Keith S said...

It's the thing that mize was in charge of last year

tem said...

is that why i have no clue what it is?

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

when does tcs pick back up? or did ya'll finish it last week?

Keith S said...

I thought you were in it too. Maybe you weren't.

Keith S said...

TCS resumes morrow

tem said...

i've been in lots of things that I don't know what they are.

I just don't know what the CC stands for.

Keith S said...

country club

tem said...

well then, it gets a big blank stare from me.

Keith S said...

You weren't in the golf pick 'em last year?

Keith S said...

Vizio XVT Series 47" 1080p 120Hz LCD HDTV on sale at Costco from 1/5/09 to 1/25/09 for $1299 before $300 coupon = Final price of $999 before tax

tem said...

oh golf pick em, yeah i was in that.

tem said...

didn't remember that it was called the country club.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"Vizio XVT Series 47" 1080p 120Hz LCD HDTV on sale at Costco from 1/5/09 to 1/25/09 for $1299 before $300 coupon = Final price of $999 before tax"

nice. is that national are your local one?

blue said...

i hated the golf pick'em


but i'll do it again

Keith S said...

My guess is that it's national

tem said...

i hate all pick ems, but i do them.

Keith S said...

"didn't remember that it was called the country club."

I think that's what mize named it. But maybe it was deke who ran it, so mize may not do it this year

Keith S said...

"Sure, kick a gal while she's still down from the Falcons' loss..."

Good thing you didn't have a bet

isiah thomas said...

nice. is that national are your local one?


starting 2009 off write*

Keith S said...

lull

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

3 ACC Teams In Top 5

UNC lost to previously unranked BC at home and they only drop to third?

Duke lost to Michigan at Michigan after beating Michigan on a neutral court and they fell more than that.

El Padrino said...

bdussy

El Padrino said...

oh so duke is being slighted?

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

tem said...

"UNC lost to previously unranked BC at home and they only drop to third?"

and still got a 1st place vote.


voting is retarded.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"oh so duke is being slighted?"

i wouldn't go that far (or even in that general direction), but UNC should not lost that kinda game and still be 3rd.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...
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tem said...

i like NFL overtime.

fuck the people who don't.

Keith S said...

Burrell gonna sign with Tampa

Keith S said...

Whatta think about that, rev?

Keith S said...

UNC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dook

Keith S said...

"i like NFL overtime."

Your dumb

Keith S said...

Why do players still call heads for the coin toss? Tails wins like 99% of the time. It's science

El Padrino said...

i think rev hates burrel

isiah thomas said...

I like NFL OT

blue said...

UNC is still the best team in the country, there's no doubt.

El Padrino said...

i like nfl ot, make a play defense

Keith S said...

"3 ACC Teams In Top 5"

This is setting up Dook's 2nd round NCAA loss perfectly

Keith S said...

"i like nfl ot, make a play defense"

Why not have bolth* team's defenses make a play?

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"UNC is still the best team in the country, there's no doubt."

probably.

but, people will be singing a different tune if they lose at Wake next week.

Keith S said...

AHIIK

Keith S said...

"first a wrestler as a governor now a comedian"

Franken isn't the governor

Andy M said...

"mize
Are you putting together the LoVCC again this year?"


I wasn't planning on it. It was a huge failure, and the winner didn't want the prize pack.

Keith S said...

I really want to go to the slam dunk contest next month, but I imagine ticket prices will be redonk

Keith S said...

I wasn't planning on it. I'm a huge failure, and lazy


*fized

Keith S said...

At least put together the golf pick 'em for EP's sake

Keith S said...

He loves that shit

El Padrino said...

"Why not have bolth* team's defenses make a play?"

because this is not grade school

man up, play d, block the kick

Keith S said...

cfsil is going to the Fiesta Bowl tonight. I'm bitter

Keith S said...

"because this is not grade school

man up, play d, block the kick"


So to use the Chargers/Indy as an example...the Chargers team isn't necessarily better than Indy's team. But their offense is better than Indy's defense. Who's to say that if the coin toss went the other way that Indy wouldn't have done the exact same thing?

blue said...

"I really want to go to the slam dunk contest next month, but I imagine ticket prices will be redonk"

when the game was in Denver, those were the only tickets released to the public. (the saturday night extravaganza) They weren't outrageous if i remember right.

isiah thomas said...

I wasn't planning on it. I'm a huge failure, and lazy


*fized

nice fiz

blue said...

whose to say either way

Keith S said...

I just think NFL OT is luck of the draw.

Andy M said...

"At least put together the golf pick 'em for EP's sake"


The Pick 'Em King quit on it last year.

isiah thomas said...

what's next - creating a rule saying each team must have the same number of possessions?

isiah thomas said...

what's next - creating a rule saying each team must have the same number of regulation possessions?


*fized

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

NFL OT is gay.

each team should get a possession.

El Padrino said...

"So to use the Chargers/Indy as an example...the Chargers team isn't necessarily better than Indy's team. But their offense is better than Indy's defense. Who's to say that if the coin toss went the other way that Indy wouldn't have done the exact same thing?"

what game did you watch? They were better that game. SD borderline dominated indy. Sometimes the better team doesnt win, but most of the time the better team THAT game wins.

ya turdburger

Keith S said...

"what's next - creating a rule saying each team must have the same number of possessions?"

Essentially what college OT is. If both defenses are terrible, at least they both get the opportunity to make a play

isiah thomas said...

keef, from stub-hub

$324 - $4495

isiah thomas said...

SD had a pick in the endzone and fumbled on the 2, game wasn't that close.

El Padrino said...

"The Pick 'Em King quit on it last year."

pick em golf is probably the gayest, biggest waste of time in the history of pick em's

why dont we start up a WNBA fantasy league while we are at it

isiah thomas said...

Cowherd had some good stuff on Dungy and the colts today.

basically said Dungy was a great guy, inherited a great qb who'd already gone through his learning curve but was just ok as a coach.

4 out of 7 years 1 and done in the playoffs.

isiah thomas said...

why dont we start up a WNBA fantasy league while we are at it

Andy's got next!

Keith S said...

Alright, let me restate that. I wasn't necessarily saying that SD wasn't better than Indy that day, I was just using that as a general example because it was most recent.

blue said...

"what's next - creating a rule saying each team must have the same number of regulation possessions?"

they pretty much already do, right? unless you consider a TAINT or a TDAFR as not being a possession

Andy M said...

"I wasn't planning on it. I'm a huge failure, and lazy


*fized"


Wow. I'm coming to the wedding just to spit in fmk's mouth, and punch her in the tit.

blue said...

"4 out of 7 years 1 and done in the playoffs"

and the 2 years they didn't win the superbowl, they beat the broncos...not a big accomplishment

El Padrino said...

"4 out of 7 years 1 and done in the playoffs."

Indianapolis Braves

Beth said...

"I wasn't planning on it. It was a huge failure, and the winner didn't want the prize pack."

Hey, I still enjoyed playing and winning. Just cause I didn't want some extra shit lying around your place doesn't mean I'm not interested in playing again.

I don't mind setting up the golf pick 'em league if anyone else is interested besides me.

El Padrino said...

"Wow. I'm coming to the wedding just to spit in fmk's mouth, and punch her in the tit."

this is called heat and i like it

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