Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Screw the Freezing Rain

Freaking freezing rain made me waaaay late for work. Anyway, TCS Round 3 starts now.

zeke vs spiff
keith vs el pad

Have at it gents. I'll write more in a few.


OK so now it is time to write more.


Let's talk OSU footyball for a minute. Pryor somehow got worse at throwing the ball. He was just terrible throwing. Couldn't hit a receiver in stride at all, couldn't even get the ball near a receiver. Seriously, if Pryor could throw at a D- level OSU wins that game. Instead he throws at the F- level and they lose. Blame Pryor folks, blame Pryor.

Or you could blame Beanie....what happened to him? He fell down and got a boo boo? Word is he got a concussion, so that sucks, once you get one you get more. He showed up for one hell of a first half, raised his draft stock to maybe the #1 back and then the second half showed how much of an injury risk he is. I'd stay away from him if I were an NFL GM. He just can't seem to stay on the field.

I will say this, I suspect given the choice between having their offense needing to score a TD to win or having the D needing to prevent a TD to win the vast majority of OSU fans would have chosen the D. I guess OSU did what they needed to do, they kept it close, and had their D in a position to get the win, but the D just didn't get it done. Of course the reason they didn't get it done is because Pryor's shitty throwing had them on the field for a lot of the 2nd half. And Texas was running that hurry up which royally confused the Buckeyes and wore them out.

OK time to do some real work.

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El Padrino said...

FIRST

El Padrino said...

cute japaneze ass

if you click on all of them he's actually licking her ass

pretty suite

Beth said...

I think calling out "FIRST" is negative points in the TCS.

El Padrino said...

she's the asian chick in crouching tiger

El Padrino said...

and rush hour

El Padrino said...

yeah but linking hot ass aint

El Padrino said...

and i dont even know the rules

Beth said...

I think the rules are that tem gets to make up the rules as he goes along based on his mood at the time.

blue said...

"I think the rules are that tem gets to make up the rules as he goes along based on his mood at the time."

this is the truth

El Padrino said...

ah so, i've already lost

blue said...

don't worry EP, if you're losing and he wants you to win, he'll just switch who you're matched up with

El Padrino said...

shaun livingston cut by heat

tem said...

"don't worry EP, if you're losing and he wants you to win, he'll just switch who you're matched up with"

stop it. i never switched your match up.

blue said...

sounds like somebody's conscious is getting to them

blue said...

i missed the part where tOSU beat Texas

tem said...

"i missed the part where tOSU beat Texas"

that was the first half.

El Padrino said...

any new noise up there for me to read tem

El Padrino said...

blue, the melo injury could be weeks

not good

tem said...

there's a bit about tOSU and Texas game.

El Padrino said...

i'm upset rick reilly has a sports column

El Padrino said...

Burris declares he's a senator...
Franken declares he's a senator...


who's on first, what's on second

who?

El Padrino said...

I swear to god dude if you put on that jimmy buffet song i will fuck you up

tem said...

everyone likes buffet

El Padrino said...

Miami Heat at Denver Nuggets

(ESPN, 9pm)- Dan Shulman, Dick Vitale




ahem, that says Vitale

thoze abs sliegh me said...

Damn, dude died in a fist fight.

That's hard core.

I wonder if it was a lucky (unlucky) punch or if they stomped him when he fell to the ground.

El Padrino said...

Kelly Ka-POW-ski, holy fuck this is hot

a little nsfw if your afriad, dont be

tem said...

vitale is horrible.

El Padrino said...

i think he should have just thrown a flag or blow the whistle

tem said...

el pad is in it to win it for the TCS.

Beth said...

Hey look, there's a pantsless man dangling from that skilift, where's my camera...

SFW I'd say.

El Padrino said...

i saw that too
it's funny

Beth said...

I'm sure I could've also entitled that link "shrinkage".

blue said...

"blue, the melo injury could be weeks"

it's going to affect his bitch slap punching and running away, for sure

thoze abs sliegh me said...

A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

blue said...

"(ESPN, 9pm)- Dan Shulman, Dick Vitale"


dickie V was talking about this on the radio yesterday, his basic answer "basketball is basketball, and i'm going to be me"

so in other words he's going to blow wade on camera...he was going to blow carmelo on camera as well, but he's hurt now and won't be playing

El Padrino said...

weird, weird interview with Prince

El Padrino said...

"it's going to affect his bitch slap punching and running away, for sure"

hilarity

blue said...

those TAT pictures are like 10 years old

Keith S said...

"cute japaneze ass"

That was a terrible as. and you know it

El Padrino said...

for an asian chick it was cute

El Padrino said...

it wasnt kim k but i mean who is

blue said...

i had one of the Kelly kapowski pictures as my background when I was in college (ns).

she was smokin hot back then...she's put on a little weight lately

thoze abs sliegh me said...

"That was a terrible as. and you know it"

i WOULDN'T EVEN use the word terrible.

El Padrino said...

unspeakable things would get done to kelly kapowski

Beth said...

So Keith, was that ass comment s or ns? I know I'm probably in the minority on LOV about this (and maybe the only 1) but the Japanese ass that EP linked to was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than Kim K's oversized ass in my opinion. The Japanese ass was a high quality one I thought.

Beth said...

Yep, I can see from the comments after Keith's that I'm alone on this.

Keith S said...

Hi-larity

blue said...

what's wrong with as?

Keith S said...

"unspeakable things would get done to kelly kapowski"

si

Keith S said...

"So Keith, was that ass comment s or ns?"

ns. It's flat. If she was laying on her stomach, you could run a matchbox car along her body and it would never go uphill

thoze abs sliegh me said...

"but the Japanese ass that EP linked to was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than Kim K's oversized ass in my opinion"

agreed, Kim k has way too much cushin for the pushin

tem said...

"Yep, I can see from the comments after Keith's that I'm alone on this."

tem doesn't like kim k's ass. i suspect the jap ass is better.

El Padrino said...

"agreed, Kim k has way too much cushin for the pushin"

she's not fat/overweight, just a big ass/and tits btw/au natural and what 5'8 130-140 range?

perfect

El Padrino said...

i dont like flat assess generally but this one had a little curve to it, look again keef

Beth said...

In my opinion, an attractive female ass can be described as "pert", and the Japanese one definitely qualified.

Keith S said...

this as. >>>>>>>>> the other as.

might be nsfw

Keith S said...

Isn't pert a shampoo?

El Padrino said...

of course it is, that's VIDA

Vida has a great ass way better than any Asian ass. You can't compare them.

Beth said...

RE the ass Keith linked. That's too Kim K like in my opinion. Now THIS one on the other hand is just about perfect I'd say.

Also probably NSFW but less so than Keith's link for sure.

tem said...

pert is indeed a shampoo

blue said...

vida blue?

tem said...

Pert Plus, introduced in 1987 as the first "2-in-1" shampoo incorporating conditioner in one bottle. It was the market leader in 1992 with a 10.1 percent share. Now in a "declining stage", sold to Innovative Brands, LLC in July 2006. The original Pert was introduced in 1979, but declined to less than 2% before Pert Plus turned it into a 2-in-1 product.

El Padrino said...

another nice ass, on the plumper side

i'm glad this conversation is going down ass street

blue said...

i like female ass

Keith S said...

The as. beth linked is also >>>>>>>>>>>> the asian as.

Keith S said...

god bless the tcs

thoze abs sliegh me said...

Beth, what did you Google to come up with that pic? I don't think she's a celebrity or anything.

Do you have a collection of ass pics? Or is that you?

blue said...

if spiffg were here, he'd link some ass that would blow your mind

like Pfieffer ass, or ireland ass that would get him like 1000 TCS points

blue said...

beth has ass pictures on her myspace page


it's not her ass...or maybe it is

Keith S said...

W.F.T.

Beth said...

"Beth, what did you Google to come up with that pic? I don't think she's a celebrity or anything.

Do you have a collection of ass pics? Or is that you?"

Oh that's not me, my ass is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than the one I linked. :-)

Actually, I went with the basics and googled "perfect ass" to get that pic.

blue said...

so how does the tOSU d-coordinator explain the fact he didn't have a safety in the middle of the field on that last play?

thoze abs sliegh me said...

"Actually, I went with the basics and googled "perfect ass" to get that pic."

how obvious. I might have over thought that one.

tem said...

he says "my bad"

Meiz said...

"she's the asian chick in crouching tiger"


I need a more general description. That's way too specific.

tem said...

which is the same explanantion for why he blitzed colt like 10 times in a row, maybe more, and had colt shred the D.

Keith S said...

yes. blitzing was a bad choice

tem said...

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbors she was a "jealous wife" but she hadn't meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man's genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire.

'It belongs to me'
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."



damn chicks be crazy, you

blue said...

yeah, the blitzing was kind of ridiculous, but it kept them from making a huge play.

but honestly, if you watch that last play from behind the QB, the middle of the field is so wide open, there is no way in hell they're not throwing post for a TD.

Keith S said...

I'm pretty sure that if I had my peepee burned, it would not belong to the crazy bitch that burned it

Keith S said...

The D also acted like they'd never seen a no-huddle offense before

Meiz said...

"Yep, I can see from the comments after Keith's that I'm alone on this."


Not necessarily. I'm impartial. I like all kinds of booties.

Keith S said...

booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

isiah thomas said...

who is "abs"?

isiah thomas said...

Eva Mendes has quite a nice hiene.

just wanted to throw that out there.

Keith S said...

"Eva Mendes has quite a nice hiene."

Yes. She's latin

isiah thomas said...

that gook's broad ass is aight, nothing wrong with it, got a little curve to it like EP said.

I'm not enamored with gook broad's though.

Beth said...

"Abs" is steve.

isiah thomas said...

man The Vest was fired up last night. You could tell his sphyincter was tight about that game.

isiah thomas said...

"Abs" is steve.

thanks and regards

isiah thomas said...

re: Dook Vitale doing NBA games

he'll somehow work in Dook, Coach K and Cameron Indoor. He'll also make retarded statements like "Scheyer is the greatest shooter in basketball right now - college and pro".

El Padrino said...

great balls of fire

thoze abs sliegh me said...

"he'll somehow work in Dook, Coach K and Cameron Indoor. He'll also make retarded statements like "Scheyer is the greatest shooter in basketball right now - college and pro"."


and god bless him.

El Padrino said...

eva mendes

yes please

tem said...

"The D also acted like they'd never seen a no-huddle offense before"

i don't think the no-huddle is legal in the big 10

tem said...

funny tOSU talk:


"if we had just made pryor a wideout and stuck with boeckman at QB we'd be playing oklahoma on thursday....and we'd crush them"

Keith S said...

"funny tOSU talk:"

people are dumb

Keith S said...

And FU is #1, not OU.

Keith S said...

nevermind. OU is BCS #1. FU is #1 with voters

Keith S said...

100

spaceman spiff said...

ton of TPS now that i'm back, but had to point out that the as. being discussed is chinese not jap, carry on

Keith S said...

IN YOU FACE, REV

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

pryor pushed off bigtime on his TD catch

blue said...

i thought the refs were going to fuck Texas over on that 4th down play. The initial spot was horrible, but they got it right in the end.

El Padrino said...

glad we got a official ruling on the genetics of that ass

blue said...

chinese, japanese, vietnamese, koreanese...it's all the same ass

El Padrino said...

"chinese, japanese, vietnamese, koreanese...it's all the same ass"

probalby taste a bit different

El Padrino said...

8 trillion is alot of bread

Keith S said...

"pryor pushed off bigtime on his TD catch"

Yeah. But there were bad calls on both sides. The refs were bad the whole game

isiah thomas said...

OSU's other receiving TD was offensive PI as well.

and the "double PI" call was borderline criminal.

blue said...

"Yeah. But there were bad calls on both sides. The refs were bad the whole game"

yes they were

and i've never seen PI called on both the WR and the DB on the same play before, ever.

blue said...

double PI, i2i

Keith S said...

"and the "double PI" call was borderline criminal."

You realize that it took points off the board for OSU, right?

blue said...

and who was the doofus (#77) that was like 40 years old with the mullett that they kept showing on the sideline for Texas?

blue said...

"You realize that it took points off the board for OSU, right?"

didn't they score like 2 plays later? or am i misremembering?

blue said...

and colt's INT at the end of the first half was awful. that's why he needs another year of college

Keith S said...

Was the double PI on the 2 pt conversion? I can't even remember now

blue said...

maybe it was on the 2pt conversions

blue said...

yeah, it was the 2 pt conversion that was unnecessary and pointless.

Keith S said...

"and who was the doofus (#77) that was like 40 years old with the mullett that they kept showing on the sideline for Texas?"

One of the dads from this show

blue said...

good call, he looked just like that dude

blue said...

the non-"mad about you" dad

El Padrino said...

Giambino one year deal for 5.25MM in Oaktown

last year he made 23.5 MM

hope he saved up

Meiz said...

The Oakland people are goddman brilliant.

blue said...

5.25M is still a lot of canolis

Meiz said...

Fact: 2/3's of the world is covered by water, the other 1/3 is covered by Ed Reed.

blue said...

did you come up with that fact yourself?

Meiz said...

"did you come up with that fact yourself?"


No. Saw it on the interwebs a few minutes ago.

blue said...

Ed Reed is good, Denver should trade for him

El Padrino said...

see, big assess are good for you

isiah thomas said...

Colt's girl

El Padrino said...

saw that, not a bad pull for a little varmin

tem said...

"and i've never seen PI called on both the WR and the DB on the same play before, ever."

same. never seen it before.

tem said...

"Was the double PI on the 2 pt conversion? I can't even remember now"

it was. then they called a play where pryor threw the ball straight into the ground. i think the receiver was running a jerk route and pryor decided that the ground 5 yards in front of him needed the ball.

tem said...

"Fact: 2/3's of the world is covered by water, the other 1/3 is covered by Ed Reed."

except chuck norris. Reed can't cover Norris.

tem said...

"Colt's girl"

chick in the stands with his parents looked good.

tem said...

also the camera angle on the measurement for that 4th down was just retarded.

FOX showed the measurement (the actual point in time where they had the chains out) from an endzone cam 70 yards away instead of from one of the sideline cameras.

tem said...

Chipolte salad for lunch.

Fuck diets.

isiah thomas said...

it was. then they called a play where pryor threw the ball straight into the ground. i think the receiver was running a jerk route and pryor decided that the ground 5 yards in front of him needed the ball.

Keef made a good point, tell the WR's to run their routes 5 yards shorter just don't tell Pryor.

done and done

El Padrino said...

serious underboob

isiah thomas said...

Chipolte salad for lunch.

what's in a chipolte salad? is it healthy?

blue said...

"chick in the stands with his parents looked good"

same chick

blue said...

chipotle salad is the same as a burrito bowl but with lettuce right?

El Padrino said...

"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement," says a source close to the couple. "They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."

j love back on the market

tem said...

"Keef made a good point, tell the WR's to run their routes 5 yards shorter just don't tell Pryor."

that works well, keef should coach.

El Padrino said...

so tem, jump on that
both of you guys been through a temgagement

blue said...

the best for j love hewitt, is to bed me

tem said...

"what's in a chipolte salad? is it healthy?"

tem's had :lettuce, beans, meat, salsa (tomatoes).

you can get the other crap in there too, sour cream, cheese, corn, etc.



"chipotle salad is the same as a burrito bowl but with lettuce right?"

pretty much, but no rice.

isiah thomas said...

so tem, jump on that
both of you guys been through a temgagement

steve thinks this is a good idear* too, they have something in common.



s

tem said...

"j love back on the market"

i'll hit her up on my way to make out with hfsilok.

El Padrino said...

"i'll hit her up on my way to make out with hfsilok."

ideal

El Padrino said...

but man j love's tits, i mean if those things arent perfect i dont know what is

i want to lop one off and hang it from my wall, everyday i'd feel it before i go out

spaceman spiff said...

"but man j love's tits, i mean if those things arent perfect i dont know what is"

nipples havent been seen, until she bares her chesticles, ruling on perfectness should be delayed

isiah thomas said...

nipples havent been seen, until she bares her chesticles, ruling on perfectness should be delayed

great point, there were some pics recently of britney with her headlights on and her nips made no cents*

blue said...

good point spiff

tem said...

"i want to lop one off and hang it from my wall, everyday i'd feel it before i go out"

you just want one of them? i think they are more valuable as a set. I'd want to hang them both from the wall.

tem said...

"great point, there were some pics recently of britney with her headlights on and her nips made no cents*"

brit's nips got chewed on by 2 kids. they are forever distorted.

isiah thomas said...

brit's left nip is disturbing

clothed pic but maybe nsfw

tem said...

j love has never gone topless in a movie?

thoze abs sliegh me said...

"j love has never gone topless in a movie?"

the only j love movie i can think of is that hight school flick, can't remember the name.

tem said...

she was in garfield. she wasn't nekkid in garfield??

i knew there was a reason i didn't see it.

blue said...

i don't know what you did last summer

tem said...

last summer i went to hilton head, but really i don't know why you need to know.

El Padrino said...

"nipples havent been seen, until she bares her chesticles, ruling on perfectness should be delayed"

please god now, they have to be pure and perfect

thoze abs sliegh me said...

I ate too much lunch.


I need to take a nap.

Keith S said...

Das troofs

blue said...

she never got topless in those movies, but there was one scene where she gets out of the shower and is wearing a flimsy robe and you can see the outline of the nipples.

it was the greatest day of the summer.

El Padrino said...

she'll never show us anyway

blue said...

i can't believe everyone missed the "Andy likes ass" jokes that were available earlier.

Keith S said...

"Fact: 2/3's of the world is covered by water, the other 1/3 is covered by Ed Reed."

You don't need the 's there. That's <<<<< than D-

Keith S said...

"steve thinks this is a good idear* too, they have something in common."

hilarity

El Padrino said...

cant ignore those numbers peyton

Meiz said...

"You don't need the 's there. That's <<<<< than D-"


I cnp'd it. Wasn't my doing.

thoze abs sliegh me said...

"cant ignore those numbers peyton"

you better hope it doesn't run in the family.

isiah thomas said...

cant ignore those numbers peyton

yep, troofs was pretty good this week

thoze abs sliegh me said...

"You don't need the 's there. That's <<<<< than D-"

i thought less than D- was kinda the goal.

Meiz said...

No, no. level D- is the goal.

El Padrino said...

"you better hope it doesn't run in the family."

impossible, look at those abs

Keith S said...

JLH was very niiiiiice in that Heartbreakers movie

El Padrino said...

YESSSSSSSS

El Padrino said...

so was weaver, disturbingly

isiah thomas said...

Lil' Wayne was supposed to be on ESPN today to "debate" with Skip Bayless on that First Take show.

re-read that

isiah thomas said...

Heartbreakers movie

::flank stare::

Keith S said...

"re-read that"

I read it right the first time

Keith S said...

"so was weaver, disturbingly"

She's had her moments.

Keith S said...

"Heartbreakers movie

::flank stare::"

Just rent it and put it on mute.

isiah thomas said...

weaver

sigourney?

she looked "good" in Galaxy Quest

El Padrino said...

in regards to vote for the tard, has this vid been linked?
cuz it's hilarious

Keith S said...

"sigourney?"

si

El Padrino said...

"weaver

sigourney?"

YES

El Padrino said...

STILL PIC FROM HEARTBREAKERS

Keith S said...

EP's links are grate*. We can see what sites he's visiting.













(S)

isiah thomas said...

Sicourtney* Weaver i2i.

congrats to all those that participated.

tem said...

galaxy quest was good.

isiah thomas said...

EP's links are grate*. We can see what sites he's visiting.


I bet Freak is enjoying those free cans of air he got from work.

isiah thomas said...

galaxy quest was good.

it was no Greese 2 though.

Keith S said...

"galaxy quest was good."

Oh stop it

Keith S said...

almost time

Keith S said...

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