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El Padrino said...

where is beth dammit

El Padrino said...

dont make me start smelling your panties woman

Steve said...

You put a random photos post up with no pics of hot chicks.


poor form.

blue said...

the cubs fan was hot

blue said...

plus EP is saving his hot chicks pictures for in the comments, helps with tCs points

El Padrino said...

i dont have any hot bitches in my pictures, i didnt search internet for any of those

blue said...

broncos schedule next season includes all of the NFC east, the AFC North, and New England and Indy.

good luck mcdaniels

El Padrino said...

wow that's no party

blue said...

and nobody is really excited about hiring mike nolan as the d-coordinator

tem said...

mike nolan dresses well though.


5 fucking degrees here today.

El Padrino said...

"5 fucking degrees here today."

11 and snowing

El Padrino said...

well, now it's 19 but feels like 4 they are saying

idgaf

El Padrino said...

cue zeke's

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

72 and sunny

blue said...

then cue keith's:

2 days to vegas

El Padrino said...

kobe on a horse

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

I need to get my blood sugar up

El Padrino said...

taste the rainbow deke

El Padrino said...

this is fucking horrifying

Steve said...

Have they changed pools from when i was a kid.

I grew up with one in the back yard and I don't remember it being strong enough to do that.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

Fuck you guys.

-11 here

wind chill at -28, gonna get to -40

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"taste the rainbow deke"


gummi worms

tem said...

kod must be even colder than that.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

Big bear

El Padrino said...

"I grew up with one in the back yard and I don't remember it being strong enough to do that."

i think they mean pools with suction drains at the bottom, like big pools not stand alone's

Beth said...

"where is beth dammit"

It's nice to be missed.

"dont make me start smelling your panties woman"

Will you at least wait til I'm not wearing them anymore this time?

Keith S said...

Fuck your bitching about the cold. You give us shit when we bitch about it being 115°. You chose to live there

Keith S said...

2 days til Vegas

Keith S said...

I'll let zeke have the temperature comment

blue said...

yeah, that pool shit is no joke.

there was a girl here who had her intestines sucked out through her ass because she got stuck on one of those drains

Keith S said...

"there was a girl here who had her intestines sucked out through her ass because she got stuck on one of those drains"

That probably just turned EP on

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"there was a girl here who had her intestines sucked out through her ass because she got stuck on one of those drains"


In Minnesohhtah.

She died recently-ish

kodiac said...

kod must be even colder than that.

yep; last I checked an hour or so ago it was about -25 with windchills between -50 and -60. It's pretty much been like that straight since Tuesday morning. I think the high temp this week has been -10.
-Happily, a big turn around is coming....we might even get above freezing on Monday. woohooo!! (ns)

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"...You chose to live there"


not really.

I choose to live in Arizona. I'm stuck in Wisconsin.

El Padrino said...

"That probably just turned EP on"

what's wrong with you?

El Padrino said...

"Will you at least wait til I'm not wearing them anymore this time?"

heheheeee, ok

El Padrino said...

kod wft

how dont your pipes freeze and burst?

Keith S said...

"I choose to live in Arizona."

You want to live in Arizona. You choose to live in Sconnie

Keith S said...

"what's wrong with you?"

You're the sick fuck. What's wrong with you?

blue said...

"In Minnesohhtah.

She died recently-ish"

different kid

kodiac said...

how dont your pipes freeze and burst?

it's never happened to me at one of my households....but it happens a couple times every winter here at work.

El Padrino said...

man the financials are getting buried

kodiac said...

well, I don't know if they burst, but they definitely freeze. It sucks because we have to go to the nearest gas station to use the bathroom.

isiah thomas said...

"5 fucking degrees here today."

11 and snowing


HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH


high of 74 today.

shorts and t-shirt today.

no fleece needed this AM.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

blue said...

deke should have said:

"if i had a choice, i'd live in arizona, but i don't"

but, there are UPS stores in the PHX, you could transfer.

tem said...

"how dont your pipes freeze and burst?"

asbestos is a wonderful thing.

blue said...

"if (ahiik) i had a choice, i'd live in arizona, but i don't"

tem said...

deke should use his NOWHERE TO GO status and move to AZ.

Keith S said...

"but, there are UPS stores in the PHX, you could transfer."

He wouldn't move here. He'd probably be happy and wouldn't need to woe us with his stories

El Padrino said...

i had this idear to live in every state for min of 2 years throughout my life

probably not a good idea now that i;m a year shy of 30

El Padrino said...

i do want to visit every state once before i die, even if it's just passing through via car or train

NS

i love america

Keith S said...

"i had this idear to live in every state for min of 2 years throughout my life"

You could still live about 6 months in every state

El Padrino said...

and i've already knocked out the entire eastern seaboard except for Maine, Rhode Island, Mass and Vermont...

isiah thomas said...

I don't mind 115 anymore, you just wait till the sun goes down and the temp drops to 100 to go outside.

ns

El Padrino said...

"You could still live about 6 months in every state"

true, i'll re-assess, something tells me mzelpad would be against doing this

El Padrino said...

i'd rather be cold than hot, once i'm naked, if i'm still hot i'm pissed off

tem said...

beth writes books now

Keith S said...

"and i've already knocked out the entire eastern seaboard except for Maine, Rhode Island, Mass and Vermont..."

So half

isiah thomas said...

i'd rather be cold than hot, once i'm naked, if i'm still hot i'm pissed off

A/C and fans son

Keith S said...

I've visited every state that borders the Pacific Ocean except for Hawaii, Alaska, Washington, and Oregon

tem said...

cold is better than hot. you can always add more layers.

when your hot you can only get so naked.

blue said...

"i do want to visit every state once before i die, even if it's just passing through via car or train"

I want to do this asswell, it'll be a pain in the ass to go to Iowa and nebraska and the dakotas though, those states suck

isiah thomas said...

beth writes books now

almost threw up a little in my mouth.

Keith S said...

Attorney General-nominee Eric Holder Jr. on Thursday told Senators that he considers waterboarding to be torture.


duh

Keith S said...

"when your hot you can only get so naked."

It's not like we live on the sun.

El Padrino said...

tem wft with the semen cookboook bro

Keith S said...

Rick Reilly found this new game called "beer pong". Sounds fun

El Padrino said...

"I want to do this asswell, it'll be a pain in the ass to go to Iowa and nebraska and the dakotas though, those states suck"

the dakota's will be awful and iowa jesus i dont even want to think about it, maybe i'll just drive over state lines and make a U-turn

El Padrino said...

a U-E

(sp?)

Beth said...

"beth writes books now"

Some of the comments to that book are pretty funny - "i have a used copy but the pages are all stuck together"

tem said...

"It's not like we live on the sun."

i wouldn't know, i'm not a scientist.

Beth said...

"the dakota's will be awful and iowa jesus i dont even want to think about it, maybe i'll just drive over state lines and make a U-turn"

Iowa's simple, go visit the Field of Dreams site.

tem said...

"Some of the comments to that book are pretty funny - "i have a used copy but the pages are all stuck together"

yeah reading through the comments, some of them are pretty good.

Keith S said...

"the dakota's will be awful and iowa jesus i dont even want to think about it, maybe i'll just drive over state lines and make a U-turn"

Mt. Rushmore & this would be cool to see

El Padrino said...

"Iowa's simple, go visit the Field of Dreams site."

grreat fucking call, beauty and brains

man Iam is lucky

tem said...

"Attorney General-nominee Eric Holder Jr. on Thursday told Senators that he considers waterboarding to be torture. "


that's good because wiki says "Waterboarding is a form of torture."

kodiac said...

Iowa's simple, go visit the Field of Dreams site.

yeah, and the Red lands and Mt. Rushmore are pretty cool is SD.

-ND, however, really doesn't have much. I guess Fargo's alright (relatively speaking)...if you really have to go there, I'd try Fargo.

isiah thomas said...

a U-E

bust a bitch

El Padrino said...

our gubment uses waterboarding on convicted terrorists in Gitmo

and i have no problem wif it

SHHHHHHHHHHHH!

isiah thomas said...

"Some of the comments to that book are pretty funny - "i have a used copy but the pages are all stuck together"


I couldn't make it past the book's title and pic on the cover.

isiah thomas said...

our gubment uses waterboarding on convicted terrorists in Gitmo

and i have no problem wif it

SHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Osama has a hard-on to close Gitmo. I really hope he doesn't completely weaken our country to the point that terrorist take turns playing "HORSE" with attacks.

ns

*only political comment from me today

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"Rick Reilly found this new game called "beer pong". Sounds fun"


I saw that yesterday. What's the deal with the leaning over the table in that picture?

isiah thomas said...

I saw that yesterday. What's the deal with the leaning over the table in that picture?

that guy is like 6'4'' also

Keith S said...

"-ND, however, really doesn't have much. I guess Fargo's alright (relatively speaking)...if you really have to go there, I'd try Fargo."

Doesn't ND have some store like Wall Drug or something that is a huge tourist trap?

tem said...

they probably have a cabellas.

kodiac said...

Doesn't ND have some store like Wall Drug or something that is a huge tourist trap?

no, that's South Dakota (at least WD is)

Beth said...

Hey Kod, I have a question I'm curious about that you can probably answer. Can you tell the difference outside when it's say -20 as opposed to -35, or at a certain point do all the ridiculously cold temps feel the same?

El Padrino said...

looks like i'm going to have to compile a list of shit to do in each state

Keith S said...

freak is making centsports bets. No reason he can't make a post.

Keith S said...

"looks like i'm going to have to compile a list of shit to do in each state"

Can't wait to see that.

ns

tem said...

"No reason he can't make a post."

blue can probably fight him for his thursday spot.

kodiac said...

Hey Kod, I have a question I'm curious about that you can probably answer. Can you tell the difference outside when it's say -20 as opposed to -35, or at a certain point do all the ridiculously cold temps feel the same?

-yeah, you can definitely tell differences even in extreme cold. The easiest way to tell is how long it takes exposed skin to start hurting like hell, and how much it hurts (in the worst cases)

Keith S said...

sock it to him, blue

isiah thomas said...

Can you tell the difference outside when it's say -20 as opposed to -35, or at a certain point do all the ridiculously cold temps feel the same?

read a story on cnn this am that said your skin freezes

El Padrino said...

"Can't wait to see that.

ns"

efforting on anthonypadrino.com

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

If you go to South Dakota, you gotta hit up Wall Drug

El Padrino said...

noclue who i'm picking in tw's column

JFreak said...

"the dakota's will be awful and iowa jesus i dont even want to think about it, maybe i'll just drive over state lines and make a U-turn"

I did this exact thing for Iowa. Drove about 500 yards in and drove right back out.

JFreak said...

Yeah, I'm not gone today, I just forgot what day it was.

Apologies all around.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

Freak kilt us

isiah thomas said...

apology not accepted

spaceman spiff said...

high of 80 degrizzles today, 83 tomorrow

dem ain't chinnuts

El Padrino said...

T, the condo?

in what area.



spiff, take the titties out son

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"spiff, take the titties out son"


Yeah. I have a renewed appreciation for a good set of jumblies.




(o)(o)

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

FTR, I am all for torture, but not cruel shit like waterboarding. I think that's fucked up.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

Busting people with whips & shit, A+.

Having some big thug kick the shit out of someone, A+.

Chinese water torture, A+.

Keith S said...

"Yeah. I have a renewed appreciation for a good set of jumblies"

Stop it. You don't just "acquire" an appreciation for tits. You either have it or you don't.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

renewed


R.I.F., Keith

isiah thomas said...

R.I.F.

very nice

ns

isiah thomas said...

From R.I.F.

to

R.I.P.

Jugdish said...

Apologies if this has already been posted.

EP...your thoughts?

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

I've been looking at world record fish and such.

El Padrino said...

no problem, as Teddy KGB said:

"Pay that mans his money"

isiah thomas said...

Apologies if this has already been posted.

Those contract numbers sting the nostrils.

Jugdish said...

Those contract numbers sting the nostrils.


agreed. I know little eli won a super bowl and did well down the stretch last year...but that is A LOT of money to pay him. That's a mil more per year that his bro.

El Padrino said...

the snow this morning was so peaceful, it was real slow, like the scene in Kill Bill before Uma slices Lucy Liu's scalp off

real nice

El Padrino said...

"agreed. I know little eli won a super bowl and did well down the stretch last year...but that is A LOT of money to pay him. That's a mil more per year that his bro."

it's fair amrket value for a franchise QB, plain and simple

Jugdish said...

highest paid player in league history is fair market value? yikes!

El Padrino said...

arkansas is awful

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

Green Bay's fucked if 2010 goes uncapped

El Padrino said...

"highest paid player in league history is fair market value? yikes!"

until someone signs a bigger deal next year or even this year

c'mon

blue said...

yep, especially if you consider him a franchise qb

Jugdish said...

So if that deal hinders them from signing Jacobs its still worth it?

blue said...

or, if that deal makes it impossible for them to have anybody else of value on the roster

blue said...

but...that being said, if the patriots can tie up roughly $34M in two QBs, then why can't the Gints tie up 20M in one.

Jugdish said...

I could probably name 6-8 QBs I'd take over Eli who make way less...

I understand he won the SB and they are going to pay him a lot, I'm just saying he isn't nearly worth that.

Jugdish said...

maybe not WAY less...but less than what he is being offered.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"I could probably name 6-8 QBs I'd take over Eli who make way less..."


Only 6-8?

El Padrino said...

"So if that deal hinders them from signing Jacobs its still worth it?"

absolutely will not happen under any circumstance

you think the three stoogies are running the giants

cmon

Jugdish said...

I was being nice.

I haven't been around in a couple days, has this been posted?

Jugdish said...

you think the three stoogies are running the giants


if they give Eli 120 million I will start to wonder.

El Padrino said...

"I could probably name 6-8 QBs I'd take over Eli who make way less..."

I dont understand why i have to keep defending this guy. There are so many things eli does well that it not a statistic. the giants are going to be winners every year because this guy is the leader. why is this so hard to believe. One of the best GM's in football period...period. traded picks and players for this guy. Are you calling him a retard? Is it so hard to believe that Eli is really a good QB? Who are you comparing him to that makes him seem so inadequate?

Steve said...

"our gubment uses waterboarding on convicted terrorists in Gitmo"

they can't be convicted terrorist if they have never had a trial.

suspected terrorist.

El Padrino said...

qb's dont just sling the rock ya know, there are qb's and then there are leaders

blue said...

"One of the best GM's in football period...period. traded picks and players for this guy."


traded to not have this guy.

so you think the Gints won the Eli trade?

El Padrino said...

"they can't be convicted terrorist if they have never had a trial.

suspected terrorist."

done start steve mohammed abdul

blue said...

done start...classic

blue said...

a steve and EP slapper would be high comedy HDH

Steve said...

"a steve and EP slapper would be high comedy HDH"

we'd be the only ones that could understnad it

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

EP, how do you go about installing your purse of cheese in a burger?

Dig a hole in a patty?

put it betwixt 2 small patties & mush 'em together?

El Padrino said...

zeke would have to be special guest referee

Steve said...

"done start steve mohammed abdul"

I’m done arguing with lov conservatives.

just throwing a little info your way.

El Padrino said...

"Dig a hole in a patty?

put it betwixt 2 small patties & mush 'em together?"

two somewhat thin patties place purse in middle, close edges, pat down, so the 2nd option you listed

El Padrino said...

"just throwing a little info your way."

::crumbling paper, tossing in blue pail, SWISH::

isiah thomas said...

they can't be convicted terrorist if they have never had a trial.

suspected terrorist.

*biting tongue

Steve said...

Nice

"Police say he also helped organize a $10-a-ticket raffle that offered an evening with a prostitute."

isiah thomas said...

zeke would have to be special guest referee

LES GONE IT!

(Let's get it on)

isiah thomas said...

"Police say he also helped organize a $10-a-ticket raffle that offered an evening with a prostitute."

the gubment should legalize prostitution and weed and dip their beak (beek?) in the profits.

ns

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"::crumbling paper, tossing in blue pail, SWISH::"


You're not supposed to crumple the paper you're putting in the recycling can.

Steve said...

"the gubment should legalize prostitution and weed and dip their beak (beek?) in the profits."


wow, zeke and i agree on something.

(thinking about reversing my position).

isiah thomas said...

wow, zeke and i agree on something.

it makes cents:

it would cut down on crime (and crime prevention), dirty pussy (health care costs) and bring in loot.

people can thump their bibles all they want but irregardless people will still do it, why not make some money on it?

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"the gubment should legalize prostitution and weed and dip their beak (beek?) in the profits."


Yes. I don't see why this would be a problem. We could erase the national debt with this.

Steve said...

and then they could apply those silly church laws to them like they do beer.

you can't buy a hooker before noon on sunday.

blue said...

maybe that's the kind of change that obamer was talking about

El Padrino said...

brilliance lives here

isiah thomas said...

I hope the Gints break the bank to sign Elisha.

give him 140$M

isiah thomas said...

you can't buy a hooker before noon on sunday.

oh yeah, give them a "voice".

it's a win-win-win

isiah thomas said...

Is it so hard to believe that Eli is really a good QB? Who are you comparing him to that makes him seem so inadequate?

I don't think it's inadequate, but look at the other high paid QBs:

Brady
Manning
Mcnabb
Vick

You have to really gameplan against those guys and worry about them beating you.

Eli - notsomuch.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

I'm gonna make no-peek chicken today

isiah thomas said...

no-peek chicken

::flank stare::

Keith S said...

Whitlock is judging

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"no-peek chicken

::flank stare::"


Cream of mushroom soup, minute rice, dry onion soup mix, chicken breasts, oven to 325, 2.5 hours...deliciousness.

blue said...

Eli's probably right on the fringe of top 10 QBs in the league

isiah thomas said...

For his troubles, Vince Young spanked him in the national title game,

spanked? VY had a great game and single handedly kept UT in the game (and won it).

if Fatdale White can pick up a half yard on that 4th down play the game was over.

isiah thomas said...

Cream of mushroom soup, minute rice, dry onion soup mix, chicken breasts, oven to 325, 2.5 hours...deliciousness.

thanks and regards

El Padrino said...

"Brady
Manning
Mcnabb
Vick

You have to really gameplan against those guys and worry about them beating you.

Eli - notsomuch."

how do you know they dont gameplan against him? but let's remember all of those guys have what, 3-5 years on ELI.....

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

Jeezaloo. The cold weather isn't even stopping the black folks from being out today. This is unprecedented.

isiah thomas said...

how do you know they dont gameplan against him? but let's remember all of those guys have what, 3-5 years on ELI.....

I doubt DC's fear getting beat by Eli.

isiah thomas said...

The Gints got on a great roll last season (Eli included)....can't take that away from him.

Trent Dilfer won a SB.
Mark Rypien won a SB.

didn't make them great or worthy of being the highest paid player in the game though.

Keith S said...

If I needed a QB for a game tomorrow, and had any current QB to pick from, I'd pick Brady, McNabb, Warner, Roethlisberger, Brees, Peyton, & Rivers, before I took Eli

blue said...

i'd suggest Roethlisberger and Rivers (Both Qbs from his draft) are "more feared" than eli

blue said...

i can say that and have no fear of eli's abs this january

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

Good lord. These people even brought their retard out in this. That's just cruel.

Keith S said...

"The Gints got on a great roll last season (Eli included)....can't take that away from him."

Exactly. Defense and a flukey catch won the SB. Giants offense scored 17 pts, so it's not like they blew them out of the water. Noone held the Pats to 14 pts last year. Defense should get the credit, not Eli.

Keith S said...

EP's smurf colored glasses are impairing his judgment.

El Padrino said...

Eli has been consistently good and is not in the prime of his career yet. Trent Dilfer couldnt hold a white under armour boxer short to Eli Manning.

And has dealt with so much shit, so much garbage that who knows what that scrutiny would have done to any other player

See :
Leaf, Ryan
Young, Vince

Keith S said...

Padres gonna sign David Ecksteing & Omar Vizquel. Watch out, NL West

El Padrino said...

"flukey catch"


again, he made 50% of that play

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

Rodgers' contract is more justifiable than giving Eli 120 mil

isiah thomas said...

Eli has been consistently good

Eli just shit the bed last Sunday

Keith S said...

"again, he made 50% of that play"

What's your point? He escaped a rush. That's his job.

isiah thomas said...

What's your point? He escaped a rush. That's his job.

the ref was slow on the whistle too

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! said...

"again, he made 50% of that play"


Stop it. It was a bad throw that gets picked off 95% of the time.

isiah thomas said...

60% of the time, that play is incomplete or a pick, everytime

isiah thomas said...

bottom line:

Eli should not be the highest played player in the NFL.

that is laughable.

El Padrino said...

i'm happy with eli and were good for 7-10 years, locked up
and how many times have we seen a qb fuck up a team with shitty play, especially good defense's

every schottenheimer team, kyle boller, neil o'donnel, etc

Keith S said...

Eli is good, not great.


NEXT

isiah thomas said...

every schottenheimer team, kyle boller, neil o'donnel, eli manning, etc

*fized

Keith S said...

Cooper Manning laughed when he saw Eli's contract

Steve said...

Since we are no longer arguing politics ep has turned his blind loyalty to another false idol.

isiah thomas said...

Gints need to upgrade that WR corps.

Phil Mckonkey* ain't walking through that door.

isiah thomas said...

i'm happy with eli and were good for 7-10 years, locked up
and how many times have we seen a qb fuck up a team with shitty play, especially good defense's


how about fuck up a team with a bloated contract?

isiah thomas said...

Phil Mckhonkey

*fixed

El Padrino said...

::bangin head against desk::

sometimes you guys hate for everything ny make you look foolish
NS

and he wont be the highest paid player for more than a year, maybe months and he didnt even sign the deal yet, also when peyton signed his deal it was what 2 years ago, things cost more now, the size of one's contract doesnt mean they are better than that player

look at nba salaries

jamarcus russel made 16MM last year

4th or 5th highest player in the league and he's probaly the 30th best QB in the leauge

El Padrino said...

"Stop it. It was a bad throw that gets picked off 95% of the time."

it was a chance, he knows if he takes a sack the game is over

and if rodney harrison was so great he would have picked him off or knock him down

El Padrino said...

"how about fuck up a team with a bloated contract?"

giants consistently do a great job of doing the total opposite of that

i'm sure it's structered properly

El Padrino said...

"Gints need to upgrade that WR corps."

agreed.

Keith S said...

"and he wont be the highest paid player for more than a year, maybe months"

But for right now it's the highest, which is hilarity.

"also when peyton signed his deal it was what 2 years ago, things cost more now"

Gas is cheaper now. And he's signing this huge contract in the middle of a recession.

"look at nba salaries"

::flank stake::


"jamarcus russel made 16MM last year

4th or 5th highest player in the league and he's probaly the 30th best QB in the leauge"

Ah, so Giants mgmt = Raiders mgmt. Got it, thanks.

El Padrino said...

"Eli is good, not great.


NEXT"


very good, not great though, agreed

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

block

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"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino