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dont make me start smelling your panties woman
You put a random photos post up with no pics of hot chicks.
poor form.
the cubs fan was hot
plus EP is saving his hot chicks pictures for in the comments, helps with tCs points
i dont have any hot bitches in my pictures, i didnt search internet for any of those
broncos schedule next season includes all of the NFC east, the AFC North, and New England and Indy.
good luck mcdaniels
wow that's no party
and nobody is really excited about hiring mike nolan as the d-coordinator
mike nolan dresses well though.
5 fucking degrees here today.
"5 fucking degrees here today."
11 and snowing
well, now it's 19 but feels like 4 they are saying
idgaf
cue zeke's
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
72 and sunny
then cue keith's:
2 days to vegas
kobe on a horse
I need to get my blood sugar up
taste the rainbow deke
this is fucking horrifying
Have they changed pools from when i was a kid.
I grew up with one in the back yard and I don't remember it being strong enough to do that.
Fuck you guys.
-11 here
wind chill at -28, gonna get to -40
"taste the rainbow deke"
gummi worms
kod must be even colder than that.
Big bear
"I grew up with one in the back yard and I don't remember it being strong enough to do that."
i think they mean pools with suction drains at the bottom, like big pools not stand alone's
"where is beth dammit"
It's nice to be missed.
"dont make me start smelling your panties woman"
Will you at least wait til I'm not wearing them anymore this time?
Fuck your bitching about the cold. You give us shit when we bitch about it being 115°. You chose to live there
2 days til Vegas
I'll let zeke have the temperature comment
yeah, that pool shit is no joke.
there was a girl here who had her intestines sucked out through her ass because she got stuck on one of those drains
"there was a girl here who had her intestines sucked out through her ass because she got stuck on one of those drains"
That probably just turned EP on
"there was a girl here who had her intestines sucked out through her ass because she got stuck on one of those drains"
In Minnesohhtah.
She died recently-ish
kod must be even colder than that.
yep; last I checked an hour or so ago it was about -25 with windchills between -50 and -60. It's pretty much been like that straight since Tuesday morning. I think the high temp this week has been -10.
-Happily, a big turn around is coming....we might even get above freezing on Monday. woohooo!! (ns)
"...You chose to live there"
not really.
I choose to live in Arizona. I'm stuck in Wisconsin.
"That probably just turned EP on"
what's wrong with you?
"Will you at least wait til I'm not wearing them anymore this time?"
heheheeee, ok
kod wft
how dont your pipes freeze and burst?
"I choose to live in Arizona."
You want to live in Arizona. You choose to live in Sconnie
"what's wrong with you?"
You're the sick fuck. What's wrong with you?
"In Minnesohhtah.
She died recently-ish"
different kid
how dont your pipes freeze and burst?
it's never happened to me at one of my households....but it happens a couple times every winter here at work.
man the financials are getting buried
well, I don't know if they burst, but they definitely freeze. It sucks because we have to go to the nearest gas station to use the bathroom.
"5 fucking degrees here today."
11 and snowing
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH
high of 74 today.
shorts and t-shirt today.
no fleece needed this AM.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
deke should have said:
"if i had a choice, i'd live in arizona, but i don't"
but, there are UPS stores in the PHX, you could transfer.
"how dont your pipes freeze and burst?"
asbestos is a wonderful thing.
"if (ahiik) i had a choice, i'd live in arizona, but i don't"
deke should use his NOWHERE TO GO status and move to AZ.
"but, there are UPS stores in the PHX, you could transfer."
He wouldn't move here. He'd probably be happy and wouldn't need to woe us with his stories
i had this idear to live in every state for min of 2 years throughout my life
probably not a good idea now that i;m a year shy of 30
i do want to visit every state once before i die, even if it's just passing through via car or train
NS
i love america
"i had this idear to live in every state for min of 2 years throughout my life"
You could still live about 6 months in every state
and i've already knocked out the entire eastern seaboard except for Maine, Rhode Island, Mass and Vermont...
I don't mind 115 anymore, you just wait till the sun goes down and the temp drops to 100 to go outside.
ns
"You could still live about 6 months in every state"
true, i'll re-assess, something tells me mzelpad would be against doing this
i'd rather be cold than hot, once i'm naked, if i'm still hot i'm pissed off
beth writes books now
"and i've already knocked out the entire eastern seaboard except for Maine, Rhode Island, Mass and Vermont..."
So half
i'd rather be cold than hot, once i'm naked, if i'm still hot i'm pissed off
A/C and fans son
I've visited every state that borders the Pacific Ocean except for Hawaii, Alaska, Washington, and Oregon
cold is better than hot. you can always add more layers.
when your hot you can only get so naked.
"i do want to visit every state once before i die, even if it's just passing through via car or train"
I want to do this asswell, it'll be a pain in the ass to go to Iowa and nebraska and the dakotas though, those states suck
beth writes books now
almost threw up a little in my mouth.
Attorney General-nominee Eric Holder Jr. on Thursday told Senators that he considers waterboarding to be torture.
duh
"when your hot you can only get so naked."
It's not like we live on the sun.
tem wft with the semen cookboook bro
Rick Reilly found this new game called "beer pong". Sounds fun
"I want to do this asswell, it'll be a pain in the ass to go to Iowa and nebraska and the dakotas though, those states suck"
the dakota's will be awful and iowa jesus i dont even want to think about it, maybe i'll just drive over state lines and make a U-turn
a U-E
(sp?)
"beth writes books now"
Some of the comments to that book are pretty funny - "i have a used copy but the pages are all stuck together"
"It's not like we live on the sun."
i wouldn't know, i'm not a scientist.
"the dakota's will be awful and iowa jesus i dont even want to think about it, maybe i'll just drive over state lines and make a U-turn"
Iowa's simple, go visit the Field of Dreams site.
"Some of the comments to that book are pretty funny - "i have a used copy but the pages are all stuck together"
yeah reading through the comments, some of them are pretty good.
"the dakota's will be awful and iowa jesus i dont even want to think about it, maybe i'll just drive over state lines and make a U-turn"
Mt. Rushmore & this would be cool to see
"Iowa's simple, go visit the Field of Dreams site."
grreat fucking call, beauty and brains
man Iam is lucky
"Attorney General-nominee Eric Holder Jr. on Thursday told Senators that he considers waterboarding to be torture. "
that's good because wiki says "Waterboarding is a form of torture."
Iowa's simple, go visit the Field of Dreams site.
yeah, and the Red lands and Mt. Rushmore are pretty cool is SD.
-ND, however, really doesn't have much. I guess Fargo's alright (relatively speaking)...if you really have to go there, I'd try Fargo.
a U-E
bust a bitch
our gubment uses waterboarding on convicted terrorists in Gitmo
and i have no problem wif it
SHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Some of the comments to that book are pretty funny - "i have a used copy but the pages are all stuck together"
I couldn't make it past the book's title and pic on the cover.
our gubment uses waterboarding on convicted terrorists in Gitmo
and i have no problem wif it
SHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Osama has a hard-on to close Gitmo. I really hope he doesn't completely weaken our country to the point that terrorist take turns playing "HORSE" with attacks.
ns
*only political comment from me today
"Rick Reilly found this new game called "beer pong". Sounds fun"
I saw that yesterday. What's the deal with the leaning over the table in that picture?
I saw that yesterday. What's the deal with the leaning over the table in that picture?
that guy is like 6'4'' also
"-ND, however, really doesn't have much. I guess Fargo's alright (relatively speaking)...if you really have to go there, I'd try Fargo."
Doesn't ND have some store like Wall Drug or something that is a huge tourist trap?
they probably have a cabellas.
Doesn't ND have some store like Wall Drug or something that is a huge tourist trap?
no, that's South Dakota (at least WD is)
Hey Kod, I have a question I'm curious about that you can probably answer. Can you tell the difference outside when it's say -20 as opposed to -35, or at a certain point do all the ridiculously cold temps feel the same?
looks like i'm going to have to compile a list of shit to do in each state
freak is making centsports bets. No reason he can't make a post.
"looks like i'm going to have to compile a list of shit to do in each state"
Can't wait to see that.
ns
"No reason he can't make a post."
blue can probably fight him for his thursday spot.
Hey Kod, I have a question I'm curious about that you can probably answer. Can you tell the difference outside when it's say -20 as opposed to -35, or at a certain point do all the ridiculously cold temps feel the same?
-yeah, you can definitely tell differences even in extreme cold. The easiest way to tell is how long it takes exposed skin to start hurting like hell, and how much it hurts (in the worst cases)
sock it to him, blue
Can you tell the difference outside when it's say -20 as opposed to -35, or at a certain point do all the ridiculously cold temps feel the same?
read a story on cnn this am that said your skin freezes
"Can't wait to see that.
ns"
efforting on anthonypadrino.com
If you go to South Dakota, you gotta hit up Wall Drug
noclue who i'm picking in tw's column
"the dakota's will be awful and iowa jesus i dont even want to think about it, maybe i'll just drive over state lines and make a U-turn"
I did this exact thing for Iowa. Drove about 500 yards in and drove right back out.
Yeah, I'm not gone today, I just forgot what day it was.
Apologies all around.
Freak kilt us
apology not accepted
high of 80 degrizzles today, 83 tomorrow
dem ain't chinnuts
T, the condo?
in what area.
spiff, take the titties out son
"spiff, take the titties out son"
Yeah. I have a renewed appreciation for a good set of jumblies.
(o)(o)
FTR, I am all for torture, but not cruel shit like waterboarding. I think that's fucked up.
Busting people with whips & shit, A+.
Having some big thug kick the shit out of someone, A+.
Chinese water torture, A+.
"Yeah. I have a renewed appreciation for a good set of jumblies"
Stop it. You don't just "acquire" an appreciation for tits. You either have it or you don't.
renewed
R.I.F., Keith
R.I.F.
very nice
ns
From R.I.F.
to
R.I.P.
Apologies if this has already been posted.
EP...your thoughts?
I've been looking at world record fish and such.
no problem, as Teddy KGB said:
"Pay that mans his money"
Apologies if this has already been posted.
Those contract numbers sting the nostrils.
Those contract numbers sting the nostrils.
agreed. I know little eli won a super bowl and did well down the stretch last year...but that is A LOT of money to pay him. That's a mil more per year that his bro.
the snow this morning was so peaceful, it was real slow, like the scene in Kill Bill before Uma slices Lucy Liu's scalp off
real nice
"agreed. I know little eli won a super bowl and did well down the stretch last year...but that is A LOT of money to pay him. That's a mil more per year that his bro."
it's fair amrket value for a franchise QB, plain and simple
highest paid player in league history is fair market value? yikes!
arkansas is awful
Green Bay's fucked if 2010 goes uncapped
"highest paid player in league history is fair market value? yikes!"
until someone signs a bigger deal next year or even this year
c'mon
yep, especially if you consider him a franchise qb
So if that deal hinders them from signing Jacobs its still worth it?
or, if that deal makes it impossible for them to have anybody else of value on the roster
but...that being said, if the patriots can tie up roughly $34M in two QBs, then why can't the Gints tie up 20M in one.
I could probably name 6-8 QBs I'd take over Eli who make way less...
I understand he won the SB and they are going to pay him a lot, I'm just saying he isn't nearly worth that.
maybe not WAY less...but less than what he is being offered.
"I could probably name 6-8 QBs I'd take over Eli who make way less..."
Only 6-8?
"So if that deal hinders them from signing Jacobs its still worth it?"
absolutely will not happen under any circumstance
you think the three stoogies are running the giants
cmon
I was being nice.
I haven't been around in a couple days, has this been posted?
you think the three stoogies are running the giants
if they give Eli 120 million I will start to wonder.
"I could probably name 6-8 QBs I'd take over Eli who make way less..."
I dont understand why i have to keep defending this guy. There are so many things eli does well that it not a statistic. the giants are going to be winners every year because this guy is the leader. why is this so hard to believe. One of the best GM's in football period...period. traded picks and players for this guy. Are you calling him a retard? Is it so hard to believe that Eli is really a good QB? Who are you comparing him to that makes him seem so inadequate?
"our gubment uses waterboarding on convicted terrorists in Gitmo"
they can't be convicted terrorist if they have never had a trial.
suspected terrorist.
qb's dont just sling the rock ya know, there are qb's and then there are leaders
"One of the best GM's in football period...period. traded picks and players for this guy."
traded to not have this guy.
so you think the Gints won the Eli trade?
"they can't be convicted terrorist if they have never had a trial.
suspected terrorist."
done start steve mohammed abdul
done start...classic
a steve and EP slapper would be high comedy HDH
"a steve and EP slapper would be high comedy HDH"
we'd be the only ones that could understnad it
EP, how do you go about installing your purse of cheese in a burger?
Dig a hole in a patty?
put it betwixt 2 small patties & mush 'em together?
zeke would have to be special guest referee
"done start steve mohammed abdul"
I’m done arguing with lov conservatives.
just throwing a little info your way.
"Dig a hole in a patty?
put it betwixt 2 small patties & mush 'em together?"
two somewhat thin patties place purse in middle, close edges, pat down, so the 2nd option you listed
"just throwing a little info your way."
::crumbling paper, tossing in blue pail, SWISH::
they can't be convicted terrorist if they have never had a trial.
suspected terrorist.
*biting tongue
Nice
"Police say he also helped organize a $10-a-ticket raffle that offered an evening with a prostitute."
zeke would have to be special guest referee
LES GONE IT!
(Let's get it on)
"Police say he also helped organize a $10-a-ticket raffle that offered an evening with a prostitute."
the gubment should legalize prostitution and weed and dip their beak (beek?) in the profits.
ns
"::crumbling paper, tossing in blue pail, SWISH::"
You're not supposed to crumple the paper you're putting in the recycling can.
"the gubment should legalize prostitution and weed and dip their beak (beek?) in the profits."
wow, zeke and i agree on something.
(thinking about reversing my position).
wow, zeke and i agree on something.
it makes cents:
it would cut down on crime (and crime prevention), dirty pussy (health care costs) and bring in loot.
people can thump their bibles all they want but irregardless people will still do it, why not make some money on it?
"the gubment should legalize prostitution and weed and dip their beak (beek?) in the profits."
Yes. I don't see why this would be a problem. We could erase the national debt with this.
and then they could apply those silly church laws to them like they do beer.
you can't buy a hooker before noon on sunday.
maybe that's the kind of change that obamer was talking about
brilliance lives here
I hope the Gints break the bank to sign Elisha.
give him 140$M
you can't buy a hooker before noon on sunday.
oh yeah, give them a "voice".
it's a win-win-win
Is it so hard to believe that Eli is really a good QB? Who are you comparing him to that makes him seem so inadequate?
I don't think it's inadequate, but look at the other high paid QBs:
Brady
Manning
Mcnabb
Vick
You have to really gameplan against those guys and worry about them beating you.
Eli - notsomuch.
I'm gonna make no-peek chicken today
no-peek chicken
::flank stare::
Whitlock is judging
"no-peek chicken
::flank stare::"
Cream of mushroom soup, minute rice, dry onion soup mix, chicken breasts, oven to 325, 2.5 hours...deliciousness.
Eli's probably right on the fringe of top 10 QBs in the league
For his troubles, Vince Young spanked him in the national title game,
spanked? VY had a great game and single handedly kept UT in the game (and won it).
if Fatdale White can pick up a half yard on that 4th down play the game was over.
Cream of mushroom soup, minute rice, dry onion soup mix, chicken breasts, oven to 325, 2.5 hours...deliciousness.
thanks and regards
"Brady
Manning
Mcnabb
Vick
You have to really gameplan against those guys and worry about them beating you.
Eli - notsomuch."
how do you know they dont gameplan against him? but let's remember all of those guys have what, 3-5 years on ELI.....
Jeezaloo. The cold weather isn't even stopping the black folks from being out today. This is unprecedented.
how do you know they dont gameplan against him? but let's remember all of those guys have what, 3-5 years on ELI.....
I doubt DC's fear getting beat by Eli.
The Gints got on a great roll last season (Eli included)....can't take that away from him.
Trent Dilfer won a SB.
Mark Rypien won a SB.
didn't make them great or worthy of being the highest paid player in the game though.
If I needed a QB for a game tomorrow, and had any current QB to pick from, I'd pick Brady, McNabb, Warner, Roethlisberger, Brees, Peyton, & Rivers, before I took Eli
i'd suggest Roethlisberger and Rivers (Both Qbs from his draft) are "more feared" than eli
i can say that and have no fear of eli's abs this january
Good lord. These people even brought their retard out in this. That's just cruel.
"The Gints got on a great roll last season (Eli included)....can't take that away from him."
Exactly. Defense and a flukey catch won the SB. Giants offense scored 17 pts, so it's not like they blew them out of the water. Noone held the Pats to 14 pts last year. Defense should get the credit, not Eli.
EP's smurf colored glasses are impairing his judgment.
Eli has been consistently good and is not in the prime of his career yet. Trent Dilfer couldnt hold a white under armour boxer short to Eli Manning.
And has dealt with so much shit, so much garbage that who knows what that scrutiny would have done to any other player
See :
Leaf, Ryan
Young, Vince
Padres gonna sign David Ecksteing & Omar Vizquel. Watch out, NL West
"flukey catch"
again, he made 50% of that play
Rodgers' contract is more justifiable than giving Eli 120 mil
Eli has been consistently good
Eli just shit the bed last Sunday
"again, he made 50% of that play"
What's your point? He escaped a rush. That's his job.
What's your point? He escaped a rush. That's his job.
the ref was slow on the whistle too
"again, he made 50% of that play"
Stop it. It was a bad throw that gets picked off 95% of the time.
60% of the time, that play is incomplete or a pick, everytime
bottom line:
Eli should not be the highest played player in the NFL.
that is laughable.
i'm happy with eli and were good for 7-10 years, locked up
and how many times have we seen a qb fuck up a team with shitty play, especially good defense's
every schottenheimer team, kyle boller, neil o'donnel, etc
Eli is good, not great.
NEXT
every schottenheimer team, kyle boller, neil o'donnel, eli manning, etc
*fized
Cooper Manning laughed when he saw Eli's contract
Since we are no longer arguing politics ep has turned his blind loyalty to another false idol.
Gints need to upgrade that WR corps.
Phil Mckonkey* ain't walking through that door.
i'm happy with eli and were good for 7-10 years, locked up
and how many times have we seen a qb fuck up a team with shitty play, especially good defense's
how about fuck up a team with a bloated contract?
Phil Mckhonkey
*fixed
::bangin head against desk::
sometimes you guys hate for everything ny make you look foolish
NS
and he wont be the highest paid player for more than a year, maybe months and he didnt even sign the deal yet, also when peyton signed his deal it was what 2 years ago, things cost more now, the size of one's contract doesnt mean they are better than that player
look at nba salaries
jamarcus russel made 16MM last year
4th or 5th highest player in the league and he's probaly the 30th best QB in the leauge
"Stop it. It was a bad throw that gets picked off 95% of the time."
it was a chance, he knows if he takes a sack the game is over
and if rodney harrison was so great he would have picked him off or knock him down
"how about fuck up a team with a bloated contract?"
giants consistently do a great job of doing the total opposite of that
i'm sure it's structered properly
"Gints need to upgrade that WR corps."
agreed.
"and he wont be the highest paid player for more than a year, maybe months"
But for right now it's the highest, which is hilarity.
"also when peyton signed his deal it was what 2 years ago, things cost more now"
Gas is cheaper now. And he's signing this huge contract in the middle of a recession.
"look at nba salaries"
::flank stake::
"jamarcus russel made 16MM last year
4th or 5th highest player in the league and he's probaly the 30th best QB in the leauge"
Ah, so Giants mgmt = Raiders mgmt. Got it, thanks.
"Eli is good, not great.
NEXT"
very good, not great though, agreed
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