Tuesday, January 20, 2009

It's 700

So this is post 700. I hope it lives up to every expectation you have for it.

Starting off this post we'll say that the TCS is over now. The winner will be announced at 2pm EST. Why then you ask? Well because I don't want to steal any of Obmama's thunder. If I announce the TCS winner while he is getting inaugurated then that makes me a racist. And I am no racist.

So let's throw out the first Super Bowl Preview of the LOV posts:

I am fairly certain that I'll actually be over at efmtem's place. She traditionally has a Super Bowl Party, so it is a safe bet to say I will be there. She has a good set up with 3 different viewing rooms, 1 for the couple kids that come over with their parents, 1 with a pool table and a TV mounted on the fireplace and 1 with a big TV and a couch and some chair and what nots. I suspect the kids will head right to the sun room to watch cartoons. Either that or they will roll the balls on the pool table first. Really it's a toss up as to what they will do first. Things like this are not predictable.

People will bring way too much food to this thing too. Someone will bring pizza because it is easy, this one chick will bring her taco dip stuff. She thinks it is awesome, but it isn't. Most people will complain behind her back at how horrid it is, but she won't know. There will be chili and efmtem will provide some sort of main dish, usually she goes with pulled pork sammiches, but this reporter is saying that she'll mix it up this year and go with something else.

There will be a Superbowl board and tem will get the worst numbers possible and then during the game tem will say things like "if Pitt scores a TD then botches the XP and Zona gets a safety I'm in the money!" But at the end of the day either the person who hates football or one of the little kids will win all 4 QTRS of the board.

At the end of the 3rd QTR the people who brought their kids will have to leave because their kids will be getting either highly annoying or really tired....probably both. This is why you should just chain kids up and leave them in the basement or garage....I guess in the attic in the winter time because heat rises.

At the end of the night about 3 people will have drank too much. 2 of them will have designated drivers. The other person will worry everyone, but nobody will want to drive them home. People will argue "no you take them home, no you, well they can't drive themselves, but I have to work in the morning....well so do I....You know, I bet they are good enough to drive, they do this all the time....yeah it'll be ok."

Well there you have it. Super Bowl Preview 1 from LOV.


Remember TCS winner announced at 2pm EST. Be there or be somewhere else!

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tem said...

some random girl interviewing here just said "no, that wasn't the AFC championship game, I was at the AFC championship game, it was on Christmas Eve, they already won the AFC championship"



WFT?

tem said...

i take that back, she is not interviewing, she is selling something.

Tyler said...

Whoever she is, she needs to be hired right away.

tem said...

i was thinking of throwing stuff at her.

El Padrino said...

"She thinks it is awesome, but it isn't. Most people will complain behind her back at how horrid it is, but she won't know."

awesome

El Padrino said...

so tings are THAT cordial with emfemtem?

no weirdness?
parents ?

WFT

tem said...

her parents live way out of town, like 2.5hrs away, mine live 2hrs away.

i am pretty sure she does not tell her parents that she talks to me at all.

El Padrino said...

and they've been inauagurating bamer since sunday

it's wuite the spectacle

El Padrino said...

*quite

tem said...

things are cordial enough that i am allowed in her house if like 15 other people are there too.

El Padrino said...

"things are cordial enough that i am allowed in her house if like 15 other people are there too."

because then you wont chase her naked with a butcher knife?

Beth said...

Hey, I think I've been to that SB party tem, it sure sounds familiar. In fact about 5 years ago or so I was the one that people were worried about driving themselves home.

El Padrino said...

"i am pretty sure she does not tell her parents that she talks to me at all."

oh, no idea she lives alone

El Padrino said...

"I was the one that people were worried about driving themselves home."


your maternal instincts

Beth said...

I never said I had maternal instincts, I know myself well enough to know that at least as of now I don't have any.

ns

El Padrino said...

you dont want iity bitty babies

boys girls

it dont matter

El Padrino said...

it's cuz your womb is so polutted

The Rev said...

who wants some

El Padrino said...

oh jesus, dont tell me your off today because of this spectacle

Beth said...

"you dont want iity bitty babies"

Actually, I'd make an exception for a few guys - Matt Ryan leading the list. :-)

The Rev said...

It was a good excuse to take a 4 day weekend. What's wrong with that?

Beth said...

Rev is taking today off as a bereavement day from the Eagles still.

tem said...

"oh, no idea she lives alone"

she lived with me for 7 years, now she lives by herself in the house.

The Rev said...

I'm still not talking about the Iggles.

El Padrino said...

"It was a good excuse to take a 4 day weekend. What's wrong with that?"

::putting a pad lock on my mouf::

tem said...

will rev drink to obama at 11:30 today when he gets swore in?

The Rev said...

I'm probably only going to watch the swearing in and the speech.

Than I'm going to spend the rest of the day smoking cigars and having some scotch.

It's not like I'm marching in the damn parade or something.

Keith S said...

"The other person will worry everyone, but nobody will want to drive them home. "


No doubt that this person is tem

Meiz said...

"No doubt that this person is tem"


I was thinking the same thing

tem said...

"No doubt that this person is tem"

no that is incorrect.

tem said...

nobody cares about tem, so they don't care if he crashes his car or gets a DUI.

tem said...

"It's not like I'm marching in the damn parade or something."

obviously not.

Keith S said...

woe

tem said...

indeed woe is me.

El Padrino said...

tem = miez?

El Padrino said...

tem
DO YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO?

El Padrino said...

"Think of this: The Arizona Cardinals scored one more point than they allowed this year (427-426), and lost by 28, 21 and 40 in the last six weeks ... and are going to the Super Bowl."

weird stat.

Keith S said...

EP
Want to see denise milani in a see-thru top?

El Padrino said...

"EP
Want to see denise milani in a see-thru top?"

does rev like cheese?

Keith S said...

ep

maybe nsfw for some

El Padrino said...

oh my

oh my

that's lovely

tem said...

"tem
DO YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO?"

yeah, i work for a place that builds apartments and i have a house.

tomorrow i am going to Blacksburg. I hope I don't see any Asians with guns.

El Padrino said...

white lace

yes please

El Padrino said...

"yeah, i work for a place that builds apartments and i have a house.

tomorrow i am going to Blacksburg. I hope I don't see any Asians with guns."

wft it was a rip on meiz

tem said...

"Think of this: The Arizona Cardinals scored one more point than they allowed this year (427-426), and lost by 28, 21 and 40 in the last six weeks ... and are going to the Super Bowl."


this means if you take those blowouts away they outscored their opponents by 89 points.

tem said...

why are you ripping on meiz?

El Padrino said...

no what it means is, reg season dont mean jack

moreso than ever

Keith S said...

it's all fixed

El Padrino said...

"why are you ripping on meiz?"

why not

tem said...

fair enough

tem said...

rev is watching the speech.

i might tune in on the intraweb.

The Rev said...

I didn't know if they were gonna let us watch it at work or not, so I decided to take the day off. 4 day weekend... why not?

Then a few days later, they announced they would let us watch it at work.

And I decided I still wanted the day off. Cause you can't smoke cigars at work.

The Rev said...

And besides, now I can do whatever I want with my morning. Have my coffee and bagel at my leisure. Watch some porn. It's all good.

Keith S said...

I almost can't tell the difference between GW & his wife when they are side by side

Keith S said...

Porn for rev

sfw

The Rev said...

My favorite healdine on CNN so far...

"Obamamania hasn't reached Wyoming"

Outdoor plumbing hasn't even reached Wyoming.

The Rev said...

That's no fair, Keef.

The photo didn't even come up for me. I can't see the joke.

The Rev said...

Bush has apparently moved all of his stuff out of the White House ahead of schedule. They apparently started moving out in the summertime.

Man, he wanted out of there, didn't he?

Keith S said...

Try this one, rev

The Rev said...

Damn!

What she got there, some Monterrey Jack or something?

MMMM-MMMMMMMM!

Keith S said...

presidential limo is fugly

Keith S said...

"What she got there, some Monterrey Jack or something? "

She also has a chocolate chip on her lip

JFreak said...

behind the scenes mythbusters pics

The Rev said...

I noticed that.

I tried to ignore her lip. The rest of her wasn't bad.

She was a strong 6.

The Rev said...

I'll see you all later. Time to go enjoy the last hour of Bush's presidency.

I think I'll start with a shower.

spaceman spiff said...

"It was a good excuse to take a 4 day weekend. What's wrong with that?"

hilarity

Keith S said...

Gross

El Padrino said...

"I think I'll start with a shower."

save some water for New Jersey

Keith S said...

Jeezaloo

tem said...

market is going down today.

freakin' obama. fix it already.

if it doesn't go up after he gets swore in then his whole presidency is a failure.


s

tem said...

i watched that forgetting sarah marshall movie.

it had its moments, but wasn't that great.

Keith S said...

These fox news announcers are the worse

Keith S said...

These announcers may or may not be rubbing one out to Michelle Obama right now

tem said...

gross.

i am going to lunch now before you say more gross things.

Meiz said...

Is it starting on time?

Keith S said...

What time is it supposed to start?

Keith S said...

GWB is walking out right now

Keith S said...

Lots of people there

El Padrino said...

black hammer, white lightning

Keith S said...

EP ♥s myspace

Keith S said...

Obamer walking out now

Keith S said...

The announcer said the full names for all of the ex-presidents when they came out. For Obamer he said Barack H. Obama

Meiz said...

Scientists researched and determined that yesterday was the most depressing day in history.





ns

El Padrino said...

"EP♥s myspace"

negative, vid was forwarded over to mua

El Padrino said...

dam misfit

El Padrino said...

so today is the abomination, er i mean inauguration?

El Padrino said...

i think me and kod almost slapboxed on sat night

El Padrino said...

he was askin for it

Meiz said...

he was not

kodiac said...

he was askin for it

yeah, probably (ns). I'm waiting on Zeke's name/pic for me. I'll hook that up when I get home

El Padrino said...

yeah, he called me gay

said me and zeke are butt buddies

El Padrino said...

i had to defend my honour

Jugdish said...

I hope Obama executes the office of the Presiedent of the United States better than he executed that oath.

Meiz said...

"honour"

"butt buddies"



TJW, is that you?

Meiz said...

LeBron has too many tattoos

tem said...

he butchered that oath, but the speech was good.

a good confidence building speech.

Meiz said...

GOLF PICKS

Jugdish said...

I didn't see the speech

El Padrino said...

it's real hard to repeat after someone standing in front of you

tem said...

i watched it, it was a good speech.

nothing really groundbreaking was said, but it was a good, solid, confidence building speech.

tem said...

"it's real hard to repeat after someone standing in front of you"

especially when you start talking before they are finished talking.

Jugdish said...

especially when you start talking before they are finished talking.

he also could have gotten thrown off by the delay in the mic...there is probably at least a 2-3 second delay...he ought to be used to it.

Jugdish said...

You know what is funny is that Bush has spent all 8 years getting picked on for how he speaks, and Obama struggles repeating words that are read to him...



Chief Justice: I, state your name...

Obama: I, state your name...oops!

tem said...

he was probably just a bit nervous and thinking more about his speech than he was about repeating some old dude.

Jugdish said...

yeah, he doesn't give speeches very often





s

tem said...

but still, not a confidence building way to start his time on stage.

he recovered well and gave a good speech though.

tem said...

"yeah, he doesn't give speeches very often"

well i would say that he doesn't give his inaugural address very often.

Jugdish said...

i wanted to see the speech, didn't have time.

Jugdish said...

you know they had to practice that oath too...Biden did just fine and no one ever talks to him.

Meiz said...

Shit. I need to get silverware and plates & shit. Just realized that.

tem said...

"you know they had to practice that oath too..."


practice??? you're talking about practice?? practice?

tem said...

"Shit. I need to get silverware and plates & shit. Just realized that."

and a bed skirt.

Jugdish said...

well played

tem said...

yahoo! already has something up that says Roberts (The CJ) fucked up his side of the thing and it confused Obama...

"But at one point, Obama paused abruptly after Roberts reversed several words in the oath.

The oath includes the phrase "that I will faithfully execute the office of president of the United States" but Roberts didn't say "faithfully" until after saying "president of the United States."
"

Jugdish said...

We had the inaugeration on here in one of our conference rooms...some people were cheering.

tem said...

i guess they are ignoring the very beginning where obama just started repeating before roberts finished.

Jugdish said...

All Obama has to do is repeat what is being said.

tem said...

"We had the inaugeration on here in one of our conference rooms...some people were cheering.
"

i was at BW3s and people were clapping and cheering.

Jugdish said...

I think Roberts, if he did switch around some words...it was after Obama had a long pause and he was trying to get him going again.

spaceman spiff said...

'Shit. I need to get chinet. Just realized that.'

*fized

tem said...

"I think Roberts, if he did switch around some words...it was after Obama had a long pause and he was trying to get him going again."

possibly. i thought it was funny that yahoo! already has a report about how it wasn't obama's fault.

i don't really care why it got fucked up.

spaceman spiff said...

roberts had obama SHOOK

spaceman spiff said...

"possibly. i thought it was funny that yahoo! already has a report about how it wasn't obama's fault."

it is hilairty

Jugdish said...

the "hussien" part made him nervous.

Jugdish said...

possibly. i thought it was funny that yahoo! already has a report about how it wasn't obama's fault.

me too...if that was Bush there would have already been some SNL skits on youtube or something

Keith S said...

It's all fixed

Keith S said...

**eagerly awaiting tcs results**

Jugdish said...

Someone paid Roberts $20 to reverse the words

Keith S said...

tcs loser should demand a recount

tem said...

Report:

Millions attend the Obama inaugurations because THEY HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.

Jugdish said...

I'm awaiting a recount from round 1

El Padrino said...

"i was at BW3s and people were clapping and cheering."

my goodness this is getting retarded

Steve said...

suck it, haterz.

tem said...

"tcs loser should demand a recount"

recounts cost $50 and i don't recount until i get the cash.

Keith S said...

"my goodness this is getting retarded"

So is your face

Jugdish said...

The slip up during the oath was a direct a result of the failed economic policies of the Bush administration.

Keith S said...

The slip up was kind of funny. I fully expect to do that in about 5 weeks.

Jugdish said...

it was for spite:

Obama was one of 22 Senate Democrats to vote against Roberts' confirmation to the Supreme Court in 2005 — the first time a Supreme Court justice has sworn in a president who voted against him.

El Padrino said...

"The slip up during the oath was a direct a result of the failed economic policies of the Bush administration."

hahahahahaaaaa

El Padrino said...

cnn.com

front pic

GOOD LAWD MICHELLE OBAMA IS AN AMAZON

El Padrino said...

jussayin

spaceman spiff said...

yea shes hideous

Keith S said...

you'd tap it

Keith S said...

taaaap it in. Just taaaaaap it in

Jugdish said...

just the tip, just for a second to see how it feels.

El Padrino said...

i dont think i would, although the idea of bangin the first lady is appealing

Jugdish said...

Did you see this Obama look a like?

Keith S said...

I played in a $45 buy-in poker tourney at O'Sheas on Saturday. 44 people, top 5 made money. I finished 6th. Suckt.

Meiz said...

"The slip up was kind of funny. I fully expect to do that in about 5 weeks."


I zoned out & missed the "Andy...The rings, please" part.

Meiz said...

Huh. I went to Subway for lunch, and I've already been given Change.


Thanks, Obama!

Jugdish said...

I zoned out & missed the "Andy...The rings, please" part.


that's because you were Deke at that moment

Jugdish said...

It would have been cool if they had one of those big dances like in the beginning of Coming to America at the Inaugeration instead of that douchebag playing the Yazz Flute

Meiz said...

yeah, notsomuch

Meiz said...

"It would have been cool if they had one of those big dances like in the beginning of Coming to America at the Inaugeration instead of that douchebag playing the Yazz Flute"


Yes.

Jugdish said...

mize appreciates the yazz flute

Jugdish said...

Barkley

tem said...

All rise for the invocation before the winner of the TCS is revealed.

spaceman spiff said...

hawt

handbra though

Meiz said...

::standing::

spaceman spiff said...

nice as.

tem said...

you can sit down now, spiff gave the invocation.

El Padrino said...

"Benediction at Obama 's inauguration, Rev. Joseph Lowery: 'Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen'... "

disgusting, really disgusting

spaceman spiff said...

same as. girl

strong as. to waist ratio

tem said...

and now spiff will rattle off more links of chicks

El Padrino said...

spiffast

i've linked that before

Keith S said...

so whites are the only racists?

Meiz said...

::seated::

spaceman spiff said...

prove it

El Padrino said...

approval history chart

El Padrino said...

"so whites are the only racists?"

what?

Keith S said...

"what?"

From your cnp

tem said...

"approval history chart"

clinton is the only one who went up?

El Padrino said...

"prove it"

you know i'm too lazy for that

freak, anywhere from Nov-December I linked that chick

if your bored and out of socks check it out

Keith S said...

"clinton is the only one who went up?"

Good one

tem said...

DYSWIDT?

Keith S said...

ISWYDT

tem said...

good

El Padrino said...

"what?"

From your cnp

yeah i know that but your question doesnt make sense

that was a reading from a rev at the inaguration, saying white's dont embrace what's right

substitute white with black, what happens?

this election has brought out some of america's dirtiest people

it's like the herpes medicine wore off and the soars came back

tem said...

Ladies and gentleman, it is with great pride and honor that I present this year's TCS championship to Keith S.

Keith S said...

soars are the worse

Keith S said...

suite

tem said...

Keith should email me the address he wants his prize pack sent to.

tem said...

you all didn't vote for the tard enough.

Fernandez 251,868
Russell Westbrook 147,279
Joe Alexander 114,963

Keith S said...

Maybe you didn't vote enough

spaceman spiff said...

pasties

sideboob

spaceman spiff said...

who won consolation bracket TCS

El Padrino said...

spiff's on fire

NBA JAM STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!

tem said...

"who won consolation bracket TCS"


el pad

El Padrino said...

which means i win nothing

Keith S said...

IN YOU FACE

Keith S said...

NYC is the best loser

Meiz said...

I'll send the trophy

El Padrino said...

i was 2nd place last year


but if i'm not first i'm last

tem said...

damn ricky bobby.

zeke had a good shot at the TCS crown, but refused to take it.

El Padrino said...

Back to Back Top 3 finishes in TCS!


actually has a nice ring

El Padrino said...

it's like the iggles

5 NFC Championship games withing 8 years!

El Padrino said...

rev i hope your cigar taste like the inside of a french dude's ass

El Padrino said...

whatta think of that

tem said...

yes el pad, you are the iggles of the TCS.

wtg.

El Padrino said...

someone shitted on mcnabb's lawn?

that's funny if yes

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