It's 700

So this is post 700. I hope it lives up to every expectation you have for it.

Starting off this post we'll say that the TCS is over now. The winner will be announced at 2pm EST. Why then you ask? Well because I don't want to steal any of Obmama's thunder. If I announce the TCS winner while he is getting inaugurated then that makes me a racist. And I am no racist.

So let's throw out the first Super Bowl Preview of the LOV posts:

I am fairly certain that I'll actually be over at efmtem's place. She traditionally has a Super Bowl Party, so it is a safe bet to say I will be there. She has a good set up with 3 different viewing rooms, 1 for the couple kids that come over with their parents, 1 with a pool table and a TV mounted on the fireplace and 1 with a big TV and a couch and some chair and what nots. I suspect the kids will head right to the sun room to watch cartoons. Either that or they will roll the balls on the pool table first. Really it's a toss up as to what they will do first. Things like this are not predictable.

People will bring way too much food to this thing too. Someone will bring pizza because it is easy, this one chick will bring her taco dip stuff. She thinks it is awesome, but it isn't. Most people will complain behind her back at how horrid it is, but she won't know. There will be chili and efmtem will provide some sort of main dish, usually she goes with pulled pork sammiches, but this reporter is saying that she'll mix it up this year and go with something else.

There will be a Superbowl board and tem will get the worst numbers possible and then during the game tem will say things like "if Pitt scores a TD then botches the XP and Zona gets a safety I'm in the money!" But at the end of the day either the person who hates football or one of the little kids will win all 4 QTRS of the board.

At the end of the 3rd QTR the people who brought their kids will have to leave because their kids will be getting either highly annoying or really tired....probably both. This is why you should just chain kids up and leave them in the basement or garage....I guess in the attic in the winter time because heat rises.

At the end of the night about 3 people will have drank too much. 2 of them will have designated drivers. The other person will worry everyone, but nobody will want to drive them home. People will argue "no you take them home, no you, well they can't drive themselves, but I have to work in the morning....well so do I....You know, I bet they are good enough to drive, they do this all the time....yeah it'll be ok."

Well there you have it. Super Bowl Preview 1 from LOV.


Remember TCS winner announced at 2pm EST. Be there or be somewhere else!