Wednesday, January 07, 2009

In the Ferrari or Jaguar switchin' four lanes with the top down screamin' out money ain't a thang...

Keith, I know it's a little spendy, but you should look into buying this umbrella for the rain.

If you want to read some entertaining ish, check out yesterday's LoVad session. Apparently, Meiz, who turned into Andy, is now back to being Meiz again. Seriously, he needs to just write an auto-biographical screenplay with the Fight Club ending where it turns out that he is both characters and he created the alter-ego to deal with his problems.

So, we need to have a telethon or bake sale or food drive for Meiz. Of course, after we're done and we give him everything we've raised, he'd probably say, "Efff you, I don't need your charity", so we should probably scrap the idear. The First Annual LoV Telethon is a pretty good idea though.

Condo Update: I did not get the condo. They went with a higher offer. I am the backup, but in this market I haven't heard a whole lot of people failing to close after they get an offer accepted because it's pretty tough to get prequalified. So, it's back to square one. And my dumbass landlord said he was going to raise my rent after he fixed my sink (long story), so I want to get out of there as fast as I can without giving those morons any more money.

Manny Update: Who the fuck knows anymore. According to ESPN, the Giants are out. Boras keeps talking to the Dodgers about a 4 or 5 year contract at $25mill per which they continue to not be interested in. Scott Boras is an ass. My guess right now is that Manny signs with the Dodgers right before training camp for the 2-year $50 mill offer (or whatever it was) that they had on the table months ago, and, once again, Boras wastes everyone's godman time.

Andy Pettite tells the Yanks, no thanks, I don't really need another $10 million. Jeebus Chris, how you can turn down that amount of money is beyond me. Yeah, it's a 37% paycut, but seriously, it's still $10 million dollars. That's nothing to sneeze at. And, say what you want about the Yanks offense last year, they still scored a lot of runs, and the dude managed to go 14-14. So, highly mediocre. According to wikipedia, his career earnings are $107,987,416. That is crazy. I know he pitched a lot of big games for the Yanks in the playoffs and in the World Series, but now he's like a third or forth starter at best. $10 million. Jeebus.

Apparently, the Mets are going to wait Lowe out, because they don't think there are any other offers besides theirs for Lowe's services. Guess who his agent is? Yeah, that would be Scott Boras. Douchebag.

In other baseball free agent news, looks like Giambi is heading back to the A's. Sure, why not? My favorite part of that story: "He [Giambi] said he tried to open an In-N-Out in New York to no avail." Jason Giambi's In-N-Out Burger, Brooklyn, New Yawk. Another dream dies.

Beth mentioned this yesterday and is against the idear, but I hope there is some scenario where Andruw Jones makes his way back to the Braves. And sucks. Or he gets run over by a bus next week and his contract comes off the books for the Dodgers. Or, better yet, he signs with Atlanta for five years, gets hit by a bus, but his contract has a "hit by a bus clause" and Atlanta still has to pay him money. Yeah, that last one would really work for me.

Melo broke his hand. Terrible blow to the Nugs, who had me a little surprised. They were on a tear after that Billups trade and they took advantage of of the Blazers youth and Utah's injuries. They have a four game lead in their division and they are shockingly only half one more loss than the Spurs, which puts them in third by percentage points. I'm not saying that this is the end of their season, but they need Mello back ASAP.

Freak will be relived to know that the Philly D.A. is unable to press charges against Marvin Harrison. Nice police force you've got there, Rev. They do great work.

Vincent Jackson got another DUI. Don't these guys have a posse member who's supposed to drive them everywhere? Seriously, the dude was on probation for a DUI and then got another one. Idiot.

Ok, well, I overwrote, so that's all I've got.

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Beth said...

I haven't seen this story linked on LOV (and I even read thru all of LovAD), but apparently Utah's attorney general is considering anti-trust charges against the BCS since Utah got left out of the championship game again.

Sounds pretty far-fetched to me but hey, I'm for anything that kills the BCS.

Beth said...

And Tyler, the only tiny saving grace about the Braves possibly signing Andruw is that apparently they'd sign him at a cut-rate salary and the Dodgers would still have to pay him the rest under his contract with them. So don't get so cocky about getting rid of him. :-)

JFreak said...

"they are shockingly only half one more loss than the Spurs"

hu?

tem said...

"Utah's attorney general is considering anti-trust charges against the BCS "

someone else tried that last year. and someone else the year before. and someone else the year before.

it never works.

tem said...

Tits, it's you vs me for the pick em championship.

It all comes down to this last game.

Let's hope you didn't pick the same winner I did.

tem said...

TCS scores from yesterday:

Deke 21
Andy 3
Meiz 28
Deluxe -5

tem said...

from yesterday:

"Losing 20 lbs in 2 weeks by just eating salad is still mind bottling me."


fat fuck on biggest loser lost 30lbs in one week. 20lbs in 2 weeks isn't that hard when you are a fat fuck.

tem said...

from yesterday:

"if you want to start woe is me shit i'll beat ya 20 times over"

well i'm from west virginia. i win.

Tyler said...

RE: Andruw

Yeah, I read the same thing too, Beth. Dodgers are going to buy him out and it's going to be sometime real soon from what I've heard. And Atlanta will sign him to a one-year base deal to protect themselves and I'm sure that lazy sum*-of-a-bitch will probably have a great season, and then sign a bigger deal.

It was more about my desire to see him getting hit by a bus than anything else.

Beth said...

"It all comes down to this last game.

Let's hope you didn't pick the same winner I did."

Yeah, I saw that. You win unless we chose different teams and you're wrong and I'm right - then I'd get a 1-point victory.

And I'm the only one who can catch you but it's still possible for Blue to pass me for 2nd. I at least want 2nd, to match my 2nd in the NFL pick 'em.

tem said...

i'll try to pick a different team than you.

tem said...

i just looked at who i picked, do you want to know?

blue said...

i think i picked Florida or Oklahoma, for all the points

tem said...

you did, but you can't win.

blue said...

whatever, you don't get to change the pick'em rules, it's not the TCS

Beth said...

"i just looked at who i picked, do you want to know?"

Sure, although I'm not sure I'll believe you. :-)

tem said...

i picked Oklahoma.

now you get to decide whether or not i am lying.

tem said...

"whatever, you don't get to change the pick'em rules, it's not the TCS"

hush you, iam, jug, rev and mvn clearly made the finals. they've been in it the whole time.

blue said...

after seeing Texas dismantle tOSU, i've decided that Oklahoma will win

tem said...

i picked OK at the start because Bradford looks like he is kinda asian.

blue said...

Matt* Sanchez is thinking about coming out for the draft.

supposedly Stafford is coming out too, and most people think Bradford will asswell

tem said...

know shawn is going out too, reportedly.

blue said...

know shawn makes sense because runningbacks have a very limited career. Only can take so many hits.

QBs on the other hand should stay until they can't play anymore.

tem said...

i'd say if a QB is going to be a high first round pick then he should go.

money is money is money and you get laid just as much as a pro qb as you do when you are college qb.

Beth said...

"know shawn makes sense because runningbacks have a very limited career. Only can take so many hits."

Yeah but he's only had 2 years of game hits, not 3, since he was redshirted.

Although yeah, I think both he and Stafford are likely gone.

El Padrino said...

Any projected top 20 prospect should come out

Meiz said...

i'm over the initial shock. drinking half a handle helped

El Padrino said...

they gotz to feed the family yo

tem said...

what's meiz shocked about?

tem said...

i never really figured that out. reading comprehension is not my strong suit.

Meiz said...

"Of course, after we're done and we give him everything we've raised, he'd probably say, "Efff you, I don't need your charity""


yep. cept it wouldnt be "i don't need", it would be "i dont want"

Meiz said...

"what's meiz shocked about?"


nothing anymore

Meiz said...

my hand hurts

El Padrino said...

tem keep your freezing rain to yourself

El Padrino said...

"my hand hurts"

Sasha Grey bites

Meiz said...

"Sasha Grey bites"


thank you.

Keith S said...

"fat fuck on biggest loser lost 30lbs in one week."

You watch that shit?

Keith S said...

"my hand hurts"

Did you hit her in the jaw or in the chest?

Meiz said...

neither

El Padrino said...

i'm deleting the boysauce comment on the main page, it's not funny and depicts homo talk

tem said...

"tem keep your freezing rain to yourself"

it sucks, i don't wish it on anyone, just fucks everything up.

tem said...

"You watch that shit?"

maybe i do, maybe i don't. but i am betting that you don't watch it so you can't fact check it.

unless you search on the intraweb and find out that i am right.

tem said...

"i'm deleting the boysauce comment on the main page, it's not funny and depicts homo talk"

good.

Keith S said...

I don't search the internets for fat people

Keith S said...

Good as. in a bikini

Keith S said...

nsfw if your work is strict

Keith S said...

i'm deleting the boysauce comment on the main page because i'm a homophobe

*fized

tem said...

"I don't search the internets for fat people"

good then you will just have to take my word for it.

Keith S said...

"good then you will just have to take my word for it."

I didn't say I don't believe you. I asked if you really watched that shit

Keith S said...

got quiet

Keith S said...

hfsil finally sent me pics from last month. I'm debating posting one of them

Meiz said...

Please do it.

tem said...

debates are for dorks.

just do it.

Meiz said...

I look out the winder when looking for fat people.

Beth said...

I'm sure you'd get some good TCS points for posting one or more.

Keith S said...

I look in the mirror when looking for fat people.


*fized

wadr

El Padrino said...

BC is so lame

Keith S said...

"I'm sure you'd get some good TCS points for posting one or more."

That would be the least of my worries

Meiz said...

"I look in the mirror when looking for fat people."


I thought about typing that. I figured I'd let you do it instead.

Keith S said...

I said wadr

tem said...

deke is the man in the mirror?

Meiz said...

wadr is irrelevant to my comment

tem said...

oh real TCS from yesterday:

el pad 20
keith 29
spiff 1
zeke 29


spiff didn't really show up yesterday.

Keith S said...

One is hfsil, one is cfsil

tem said...

my superbowl board numbers are:

AFC 4, NFC 7


I like that.

Keith S said...

"spiff didn't really show up yesterday."

He only needs about 30 minutes and he'll win the week

iam Prince's BFF said...

what up sluts




(wndr)

tem said...

how's the music biz?

Beth said...

So is that you in the middle flashing the gang signs Keith?

And both SIL's are pretty attractive I'd say.

iam Prince's BFF said...

Business Mr. T wanted to say that he pities no one and that he has love for all of Deity's creatures.

Keith S said...

Not gang signs. I was getting ready to shock them

tem said...

remember that espn streak crap reset. so try to get a million bucks or whatever.

Beth said...

So how's life in the south treating you iam? You miss us? :-)

tem said...

keef has lots of shit on his fridge.

Meiz said...

Hot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crazy





Crazy looks like Jan Levenson

tem said...

"And both SIL's are pretty attractive I'd say."

ditto. bodes well for the looks of fmk.

iam Mr.T's hype man said...

also, whoever stole the gold from his desk is gonna get severely fucked up.

and Beth, i miss u dearly.

Keith S said...

"Hot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crazy"

So you figured out which is which?

tem said...

Mr. T shouldn't have had that rematch with Rocky.

Keith S said...

"And both SIL's are pretty attractive I'd say."

cfsil is cute, but the crazy tarnishes it

Beth said...

Hey keith, if either fsil needs a date to your wedding that will get some people talking, tell them I'm available.

tem said...

it looked like hot was on the right and crazy on the left.

Beth said...

"and Beth, i miss u dearly"

No need to, just look out your window any night and you'll see me parked at your curb.

iam Mr.T's hype man said...

luckily, i saved that pic of u from a long time ago and i wrestle with my private parts while look at it.

so i guess i dont miss u that much.

Beth said...

"it looked like hot was on the right and crazy on the left"

That was my take on them too.

tem said...

"No need to, just look out your window any night and you'll see me parked at your curb."

now she is making el pad jealous.

tem said...

it's nice to see that beth and i have the same taste in women.

tem said...

it looks like keef is rocking the grey goose on the fridge.

keef is rich.

El Padrino said...

brunetts are the better

El Padrino said...

the crazy one is the brunette one

duh

tem said...

"the crazy one is the brunette one"

i wouldn't be shocked, but that isn't my guess.

Keith S said...

"it looks like keef is rocking the grey goose on the fridge.

keef is rich."

We were in Tucson at a house full of college chicks with rich parents

ns

Beth said...

"it's nice to see that beth and i have the same taste in women"

Yep, I've said before that efmtem was pretty cute.

Keith S said...

"the crazy one is the brunette one

duh"

They're both brunette

duh

Meiz said...

"So you figured out which is which?"


Crazy is older than hot

spaceman spiff said...

thought hot was right one as. well, left one dont look hot, probly the face she;s making though, gums and such

isiah thomas said...

all licka* should be in the freezer

ns

isiah thomas said...

FH.....blessed be.

Keith S said...

"Crazy is older than hot"

Ah, good detective skills

isiah thomas said...

the older the berry the sweeter the juice.

isiah thomas said...

keef we still got the okla/fla bet?

El Padrino said...

"They're both brunette

duh"

the chick on the left has blond hair

El Padrino said...

2pac

Keith S said...

I thought it was blacker the berry

El Padrino said...

fh what up

Keith S said...

"the chick on the left has blond hair"

You're retarded

isiah thomas said...

a st. bernard was just in here and was overly perfumed.....st.bernard + bad perfume = not good.

El Padrino said...

"all licka* should be in the freezer

ns"

false, some scotch's and whiskey's never go in the freezer

isiah thomas said...

oh she blacker than a mufucka* too

isiah thomas said...

false, some scotch's and whiskey's never go in the freezer

could be, don't drink it.

all vodker should be in the freezer

*fized

Keith S said...

Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

El Padrino said...

"the chick on the left has blond hair"

You're retarded"

ok so it's got a blind hue
the darker hair one is the better

El Padrino said...

vodker, tequilla should always be in the freezer

troof

Keith S said...

I think the Grey Goose bottle was empty

tem said...

"We were in Tucson at a house full of college chicks with rich parents"

fair enough

Keith S said...

"the darker hair one is the better"

Didn't you just said that she was the crazy one

tem said...

"I think the Grey Goose bottle was empty"

i imagine it was by the end of the night.

not sure why you have an empty bottle on top of the freezer.

tem said...

fancy door and cabinets too.

stainless steel fridge/freezer.

hfsil is drinking miller lite i think. i'm a ML fan.

spaceman spiff said...

""the darker hair one is the better"

Didn't you just said that she was the crazy one"

he didnt say the darker hair was the 'hot one', just that she;s hotter irregardless of the labels you gave them

Keith S said...

"not sure why you have an empty bottle on top of the freezer."

Because they're college kids, and keeping empty liquor bottles is cool when you're either not 21 yet or just turnt 21

isiah thomas said...

hfsil is drinking miller lite i think. i'm a ML fan.

that's one thing in common.

does hfsil like First Watch?

El Padrino said...

spiff will be talking for me throughout this csfil matter

spaceman spiff said...

"Because they're college kids, and keeping empty liquor bottles is cool when you're either not 21 yet or just turnt 21"

troo

Keith S said...

hfsil has a badonk

Keith S said...

"keef we still got the okla/fla bet?"

yessir

Keith S said...

What is it? A week?

spaceman spiff said...

"hfsil has a badonk"

basically hfsil is perfect

spaceman spiff said...

nvm, citing my comment from yesterday, perfectness cannot be ruled

tem said...

the wedding reception will be fun.

spaceman spiff said...

zeke fyi for your andy/meiz bet, gordon had a good game yesterday

tem said...

WWL has user crap near the bottom of the main page:

FEATURED FAN BLOG


Utah's win over Alabama ... clearly identified the eastern half of the United States as the favored few.

” -- Randy Timm
BCS bias? » Bowl blogs » Vote: Title game »

tem said...

one fsil likes cans, the other bottles.

tem said...

pre hungry lull?

isiah thomas said...

okla/fla was 3 days.

what's the line right now?

isiah thomas said...

spiffg - saw gordon was tearing it up last night, prob gonna lose that one.

isiah thomas said...

Reggie Bush had microfracture.

RIP

spaceman spiff said...

tem is breaking down that pic like jaws

tem said...

saw the microfracture story. they are acting like it is a minor thing.

wft? i thought it took like over a year to recover?

Keith S said...

"basically hfsil is perfect"

small rack

Keith S said...

"okla/fla was 3 days.

what's the line right now?"

4 on Y!

isiah thomas said...

it usually takes a year, maybe Kim K's ass holds secret healing powers we don't know about?

Meiz said...

"hfsil has a badonk"


Really? How?

I'm in love?

isiah thomas said...

so Okla+4

3 days name/pic

done

Meiz said...

"small rack"


Don't act like that matters

spaceman spiff said...

"small rack"

oh youre on of those guys (s)

tem said...

meiz is packing and on his way to AZ now.

Keith S said...

"Really? How?"

I dunno. I'm not a scientist

Keith S said...

"Don't act like that matters"

I didn't say it matters. I was commenting on the "perfect" comment

tem said...

jug would know.

spaceman spiff said...

""hfsil has a badonk"


Really? How?"

proof there is a God you atheist fuck

tem said...

chances are good that that isn't even fsiloks.

it is just two random chicks he knows.

spaceman spiff said...

"chances are good that that isn't even fsiloks."

what clue in the pic did you see that would suggest that? s

tem said...

HUNGRY

tem said...

"what clue in the pic did you see that would suggest that?"

none really. i am just making stuff up.

spaceman spiff said...

while in hawaii, on a interisland flight, saw a hot chick get airsick and puke, happy to report it didnt do anything for me

isiah thomas said...

how was the rest of the vaca spiffg?

Meiz said...

"proof there is a God you atheist fuck"


Don't be ridiculous

El Padrino said...

did you take the shirtless obama pic?

spaceman spiff said...

vacation was awesome, it rained some but was warm on oahu, cali feels like a fridge now. the 26th(i think) there was a blackout at around 8pm, pretty much the whole island, i was in a bar, and they kept serving so it wasnt that bad but no place to eat after. the island has a shitty generator so it takes like 10 hours minimum to get power after they start it back up where we were

spaceman spiff said...

no obama pic, i wonder if he was scurred when the power went out

spaceman spiff said...

visited the big island also, went to the volcano

El Padrino said...

"no obama pic, i wonder if he was scurred when the power went out"

OK, I RELOADED!

Meiz said...

did you take lots of "hang 10" pictures?

El Padrino said...

hawaii sounds great, do they still have the sewer problems?

spaceman spiff said...

"did you take lots of "hang 10" pictures?"

no surfing or watching people surf

spaceman spiff said...

"hawaii sounds great, do they still have the sewer problems?"

no idea about any sewer problems, dont know if you would like the more populated parts of hawaii with all the gooks there

El Padrino said...

"no idea about any sewer problems, dont know if you would like the more populated parts of hawaii with all the gooks there"

i love history so i will end up there one day, at least to see pearl harbor

El Padrino said...

it's a hike though
i can get abck and forth to italy faster

El Padrino said...

trialer home, ohio, shotgun, 4 year old, perfect

El Padrino said...

A Jap-adian porn star

spaceman spiff said...

WALL

Meiz said...

damn you

isiah thomas said...

good to see Meiz is here today, kinda worried about that guy last night.

NS

spaceman spiff said...

HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO

El Padrino said...

i keep watching the mauluga vid when he freaks ea

it's fucking hilarious

El Padrino said...

i think the had to apologize for that

some women groups found it offensive, fucking cunts

tem said...

yeah he apologized.

EA has no comment.

tem said...

she should sue for sexual harrassment.


that'd make for about 5083259285 hours of sportscenter news.

tem said...

including an outside the lines special.

El Padrino said...

oh no the bitches wont stop knocking on my door, oh my god what am i gonan do, boo fucking hoo, fucking homo

isiah thomas said...

some women groups found it offensive, fucking cunts

"why you frown pussy cat?"

tem said...

it upset me.

i should be the one freaking her, not him.

Keith S said...

"trialer home, ohio, shotgun, 4 year old, perfect"

El Cumdrinofast

Keith S said...

"it is just two random chicks he knows."

I wish that was how I rolled

Keith S said...

"after seeing Texas dismantle tOSU, i've decided that Oklahoma will win"

Dismantle is a pretty strong word for a game that wasn't decided until less < than 30 seconds left

Keith S said...

I came back to a lull in the action. Suite

tem said...

"Dismantle is a pretty strong word for a game that wasn't decided until less < than 30 seconds left"

troof.

tem said...

bw3s salad for lunch.

i'm a weight losing machine.

Keith S said...

tem ♥s tOSU

Keith S said...

What kind of dressing do you use for this salad diet?

tem said...

"tem ♥s tOSU"

stop it.

i do not.

tem said...

"What kind of dressing do you use for this salad diet?"

BBQ sauce. Not really.

i don't use any dressing. i don't really like salad dressing.

tem said...

salad is horrible with dressing, it is horrible without it.

minus well just not eat the dressing.

Keith S said...

"stop it.

i do not."

That's exactly what someone who did love them would say

Keith S said...

"salad is horrible with dressing"

No, that is called salad. Without dressing, it's just called lettuce

Keith S said...

You're no different than a rabbit

isiah thomas said...

block

isiah thomas said...

block

Keith S said...

No, wait, I take that back. Rabbits have sexy time


wadr

isiah thomas said...

blcok

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