Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you...

Jeebus, I gotta right* a post?

I've been busy. I bought a condo. So now it's officially Defcon 1 over here. I gotta close escrow. I gotta pack all of my crap and move. It sucks. And I have a whole laundry list of other stuff to do that doesn't involve moving. I was planning on taking some time off to do all of that, but now I'm involved in a major project at work, so that's probably not gonna happen. So, as a result, I haven't been reading comments, so if any of this is cumfastery, you can bite me.

RE: Tem's UFC picks. Again, I gotta go the other way on the Clay Guida / Nate Diaz fight. Guida is OH-VER-RATED. Diaz is shifty. He can be losing the fight bigtime and then roll you into a submission. His Ju-Jitsu is THAT good. He's a meathead like his brother, but he doesn't have the quit in him like his brother does. That GSP/BJ fight is a coin flip. I want to say GSP, because he looks unstoppable, but it's BJ freakin' Penn. I would not want to be a Vegas oddsmaker on this one. Bodogg has GSP -175. If I was in Vegas, I'd put $50 on Penn just for fun. It should be a very good fight.

This Chargers moving to Los Angeles story is really gaining a lot of traction. Chargers hired a marketing firm based in L.A. and there's a whole bunch of speculation based on the fact that the developer of the stadium they're building in L.A. is a friend of the Spanos family. I doubt it happens, but that's pretty much all you hear about on sports radio nowadays.

NFL Rumormill: I actually read this a couple of different places last week, but now it's on ESPN's rumor page; Boldin to the Giants. ESPN doesn't say what the Cards would get back, but how about the picks the Gints got in that Shockey trade? El P, you heard anything about this? The next item below the Boldin rumor is that Fitzgerald may restructure his contract so Boldin can get more money. Fitzgerald strikes me as a nice guy, even before I read that rumor. Boldin acts like he's kind of a dick.

Scott Boras can SMC. He says now there's "notable interest in Manny" but refuses to name any teams. And the rumors are that they're the same teams that were interested a couple of months ago and that no one has upped their offer. I hate you, Scott Boras. Now there's rumors that Manny will be a Met. Whatever. Can we just fast-forward a couple of months so this whole thing will be over with? Enough already.

I've got stuff to pack.

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Beth said...

Congrats on the condo Tyler! When's the housewarming party for LOV?

Beth said...

Oh and this is for Meiz:


GOLF PICKS!

tem said...

last time tyler went against me on UFC picks the damn fight went to a split decision.

i hate split decisions.

tem said...

also congrats on the condo.

you need a bedskirt sent over?

tem said...

i have $2.00 on GSP to win.

tem said...

L. Fitz could be the nicest guy in pro football.

tem said...

by the by i think guida is gonna knock diaz out.

a stone cone KO.

tem said...

Boras is just reaching with his manny talk.

Nobody wants that head case for 4 years.

tem said...

Boldin would be a good replacement for Plexiglass.

Also Boldin probably won't shoot himself or anyone else, but he will probably run his mouth nonstop to the NYC media.

tem said...

the NYC media is the best media in the world.

tem said...

and i see beth wants to go to a house warming party at tylers, but didn't want to come to mine.

maybe if i told her efmtem would be there then she'd go.

tem said...

snow and ice here, didn't bother me today because most people stayed home and didn't go to work.

roads were bad, but not ridiculous. had to go 30 instead of 70.

unless you drove a minivan. guys in minivans averaged at least 65mph today.

tem said...

fucking crazy minivan drivers.

tem said...

1 guy blew by me and then about 2 minutes later i passed him and could tell his wife was yelling at him about something.

high comedy.

tem said...

i saw 3 cars spun out.

all driven by women.

that is not a coincedence.

tem said...

this outta be a good day at work. i bet most people don't show.

tem said...

the county is on a level 2 snow emergency.

i have no clue what that means.

i know that a level 3 means it is illegal to drive on the roads.

2 means something else i guess.

tem said...

maybe it means "no dirt bikes"

tem said...

lewis black had a comedic bit about this and it is true.

seeing snow with lightning is freaking wierd.

tem said...

i saw it on my way into work today.

i figured, "well that sucks."

tem said...

then some dude in a big truck passed me and kicked up a bunch of snow onto my car.

tem said...

good thing i have windsheild wipers and was inside my car.

if i had been outside it then i would have gotten snow on me.

tem said...

i have the perfect strangers theme song stuck in my head.

tem said...

the two blondes on that show were definitely doable.

tem said...

i bet the one that was nailing balki looks horrendous now.

tem said...

balki is gay in real life right?

i am surprised larry isn't too. maybe he is.

tem said...

i could see larry and clay aiken together.

tem said...

i could see sulu and neil patrick harris together too.

tem said...

why are there no gay super couples?

tem said...

gay celebs never date other gay celebs....why not?

tem said...

why can't ellen and rosie hook up?

aside from the fact that just thinking about that made me throw up.

tem said...

i still can't believe britney hasn't been in playboy.

after this comeback fails though, i gotta think she does it.

tem said...

although maybe playboy won't want her and she'll go straight to penthouse.

tem said...

anyone know what the greatest selling playboy issue of all time is?

tem said...

if kathy ireland was in one i'd buy a few copies of that.

tem said...

nothins gonna stop me now.....

tem said...

urkel and that winslow chick ended up together right?

tem said...

i forget how all of these shows ended.

tem said...

back then shows ended, now they just get cancelled mid season.

tem said...

times be tough for tv you.

tem said...

so is your face.

hadn't been said in awhile, we were due.

tem said...

i got a post it from someone about several things to go over on monday.

didn't go over any of them.

tem said...

i blame the schools.

tem said...

schools around here were cancelled for today at noon yesterday.

tem said...

and what the fuck is a winter storm warning?

i know it is snowing. you don't need to tell me that. how about you tell me when its gonna stop.

oh that's right, you have no fucking clue.

tem said...

weathermen are worthless.

everyone knows it, yet we still watch.

Beth said...

That's enough.

tem said...

we have a garage here at work, but some people have to park in a lot far away.

it is hilarious.

i make fun of those people.

tem said...

secretary just told me that my boss will be in "in about an hour."

tem said...

not sure why i care when he will be in, but whatever.

tem said...

roo has to walk. hahahahah fuck you roo.

tem said...

beth your one comment will not derail this train.

Beth said...

"and i see beth wants to go to a house warming party at tylers, but didn't want to come to mine."

I'd have had to have been invited to decide not to go to yours.

tem said...

you gotta bring more heat than that.

tem said...

well i guess i would have had to have a party to invite you.

i guess i still can.

Beth said...

"beth your one comment will not derail this train."

We can always talk politics...

(HUGE s on that.)

Beth said...

We can talk about if there are any women who are interested in UFC. I've never met one but maybe I just don't hang out with those type of women.

Beth said...

We can compare bed skirts and see whose is more girly.

Beth said...

We caen tri to typee like stve.

tem said...

too bad compare bedskirts doesn't mean something cooler.

tem said...

i've seen many women who are interested in UFC.

most are very manly and clearly bull dykes, but i have seen some really normal looking ones who are into it as well.


definitely the minority of women though.

tem said...

efmtem hates it.

she hates it a lot.

El Padrino said...

Boldin to giants is a real rumor, Reese can't officially call yet because the Cards are in the Super Bowl????WFT????

but it would take a first round pick for sure, however, not nec this year's 1st rounder

Beth said...

"too bad compare bedskirts doesn't mean something cooler"

What makes you so sure?

tem said...

"We caen tri to typee like stve."

we could try, but i don't think we have the skills.

tem said...

"What makes you so sure?"

well either way i am willing to give it a shot.

El Padrino said...

congrats T, you got balls my friend, big onions for buying in this market especially in LA

good for you, good luck

tem said...

he should have gotten a good price in this market.

housing seems to be a buyers market.

Beth said...

"well either way i am willing to give it a shot"

I think you should change your profile pic to a pic of your bedskirt.

ns

tem said...

we are cutting home prices by like 40% on new homes.

tem said...

"I think you should change your profile pic to a pic of your bedskirt."

i'll do this right after i take the picture of my bedskirt off my office wall and scan it in.

i mean right after i take a picture of the bedskirt.

tem said...

i won't lie and tell you it is king size.

tem said...

i might have to wander around the office and see who is actually here.

Beth said...

"i won't lie and tell you it is king size"

Something tells me that's not the first time you've used that phrase, although maybe the first time when referring to your bedskirt.

Beth said...

You realize I had to make that joke Tem, it was such an (intentional?) setup.

tem said...

it was a setup indeed.

you did not disappoint.

tem said...

its queen size too, which just leads to more jokes.

El Padrino said...

tem has diarhea of the mouf

El Padrino said...

"he should have gotten a good price in this market.

housing seems to be a buyers market."

gonna go lower...

El Padrino said...

snow here
cold rain now

2 people called out

El Padrino said...

they will pay

tem said...

your face has diarhea

tem said...

i like how you are an expert on the california housing market too.

NYC has the most knowledgeble people.

Beth said...

I think I like Angry Tem better than Fake Drunk Tem.

tem said...

you've never seen fake drunk tem.

blue said...

"lewis black had a comedic bit about this and it is true.

seeing snow with lightning is freaking wierd."

yes, yes it is. And the first time i saw it, i thought of lewis black...or at least the first time i saw it after he mentioned it.

blue said...

"gay celebs never date other gay celebs....why not?"

the chick that Ellen is "married" to is a celebrity

El Padrino said...

not an expert, just a hunch
economy will get worse before it gets better

tem said...

she is not. if she was you'd know her name.

tem said...

point is there is no brad/angie supergay couples.

blue said...

" if she was you'd know her name."

i do know her name Portia de Rossi (and i didn't have to look it up). She was on Ally McBeal and Arrested Development.

blue said...

"point is there is no brad/angie supergay couples."

there's not enough orphans in the world

blue said...

the griz should be good. they have good players and a gasol

blue said...

but sadly, they are not good

blue said...

this is the team i'm picking for Tyler to root for if i win FNBA (AHIIK)

tem said...

the griz are in memphis, so they can't be good.

blue said...

i'm also rooting for them to move to Seattle

tem said...

then they will suck slightly less.

tem said...

but why do you care if seattle has a team?

blue said...

because i have friends in Seattle who are basketball fans

and maybe someday i'll move to Seattle

blue said...

and I can't move to a city that doesn't have an NBA team

El Padrino said...

Dont move to portland the mayor is gay.

blue said...

i lived in portland many years ago. I won't be moving there

tem said...

el pad's gay hating knows no bounds.

Meiz said...

weird start to the morning

tem said...

"and maybe someday i'll move to Seattle"

cmblue hates seattle.

Meiz said...

Portland would be a good city to live in.


Winter in the 40s & 50s. You can go play Bandon Dunes all day in the winter months for for $50-$60ish

blue said...

I didn't say "maybe someday cmblue will move to Seattle"

tem said...

hmm, fair enough.

Meiz said...

Do we know if WWL sent El Tardo to the Super Bowl?

tem said...

probably not, he is still mourning the death of the dooze.

tem said...

by the by, the dooze is a horrible nickname for a chick dog named daisy.


the dooze is a boy nickname.

El Padrino said...

Bandon Dunes

blank stare

blue said...

how do you get "dooze" from daisy anyway?

i could see Daze, or zee, or something gay like that, but dooze?

blue said...

fuck boston

JFreak said...

Maybe it's pronounced doo-zee so it's like daisy but with a different vowel.

blue said...

thanks obama

blue said...

tebow for the heisman in '09

Meiz said...

"tebow for the heisman in '09"


duh

Meiz said...

I'm fucking freezing up in here

Meiz said...

Our UPS driver is rocking a sweet mullet. Dude needs to cut that lettuce.

Keith S said...

Yob for EP

El Padrino said...

that probably pays shit

Keith S said...

It's cold here, too.

Keith S said...

You're already rich. So just take a pay cut to work for your team

spaceman spiff said...

boldin cant replace plax, not the same type of receiver

El Padrino said...

the brits always have fucked up grillz

El Padrino said...

replace no
just another working part of the offense, but areally good part

plax is rare because of his size

spaceman spiff said...

need size when eli is throwing up ducks in the wind, ducks in the wiiiiiiiind, unless he throws it to tyree

El Padrino said...

good use of Kansas

spaceman spiff said...

"LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- A man apparently despondent about losing his job killed his wife and five children before turning the gun on himself, officials said Tuesday."

damn, 5 kids, thats a lot of killing

spaceman spiff said...

dude is black, his suicide note simply said "thanks obama!"

Keith S said...

free diet dr pepper

Keith S said...

XBox Marketplace offers a Free Gold-Plated Lancer Assault Rifle for download which may be used for Gears Of War 2 Game for your XBox 360

El Padrino said...

fucking xbox

spaceman spiff said...

if these idiots keep offing themselves, at least the unemployment rate will go down

spaceman spiff said...

"fucking xbox"

thats probly what broke it

El Padrino said...

msft is flushed with cash, still
they never know what to do with it
i was shocked when they laid peeps off

Meiz said...

misfit?

Meiz said...

microsoft

spaceman spiff said...

hilarity pic

rev at the bottom looks like someone drew a face on their thigh

Meiz said...

Its Grimace

blue said...

rev

El Padrino said...

not gonna scare me from not laughing at people when they fall

blue said...

grimace

blue said...

Grimace

Meiz said...

well done, blue.

El Padrino said...

welcome home roscoe jenkins is hilarious

spaceman spiff said...

strong paint skillz blue

Meiz said...

"welcome home roscoe jenkins is hilarious"


Thank you!!


I was scared to say it. Seen it 2 & a half times since this weekend.

El Padrino said...

I was scared to say it. Seen it 2 & a half times since this weekend.

Epps is fucking hilarious, when he mimics forest whitaker's scotland pres character? (SP?)

i almost broke a rib laughin

El Padrino said...

Otis is large

Tyler said...

Beth can come stay at my place anytime. I only have one bed tho.

The cohab is in full effect. That's the main reason it's Defcon 1.

That's a negative on the bedskirt.

Bynum hip-checked Gerald Wallace last night, and now Wallace has a collapsed lung and a broken rib. Both of them are on my FNBA team. Thanks, Bynum.

Meiz said...

"Epps is fucking hilarious"


When isn't he?


And having the whitebread girlfriend when his family is straight up dirty south...c'mon now. That shit is gold.

Meiz said...

"Bynum hip-checked Gerald Wallace last night, and now Wallace has a collapsed lung and a broken rib."


Wow.

Tyler said...

Here's the foul. They called a flagrant, because he didn't go after the ball, but the foul doesn't look like it would result in a collapsed lung.

Keith S said...

Some people are dum

spaceman spiff said...

"whitaker's scotland pres character?"

ugandan pres, idi amin

Keith S said...

LL's advise* for Obamer

Tyler said...

Check that. It says collapsed lung OR broken rib. Still didn't look that bad. Ball Don't Lie says it's a possible collapsed lung. They're waiting for test results I guess.

spaceman spiff said...

im glad the bobcats will never be in the finals, they own the lakers

Tyler said...

"LL's advise* for Obamer"

That should have been set to an old school beat and produced by Rick Rubin.

Cuz I know, I can't live without my RADIO!

Tyler said...

Yeah, with that win last night the Bobcats are 5-4 all-time against the Lakers.

Keith S said...

Jeezaloo

People suing USAir are dum. It wasn't a malfunction on the plane. If anything, they should sue Canada for making their geese.

spaceman spiff said...

they people who arent happy wif the 5 G's should have died

spaceman spiff said...

"Joe Hart, a salesman from Charlotte who suffered a bloody nose and bruises, says he "would like to be made whole for the incident." "

faggot

spaceman spiff said...

"In addition to recovering losses, Hart says he's concerned about having trouble flying. He's flown on six planes since the accident, and each flight has gotten "progressively more difficult."

He says he was tense, sweated and "felt every bit of turbulence" on a Los Angeles-to-Philadelphia flight last week, though it wasn't that turbulent a flight.'

AHAHAHHAHHAHA, same guy

Keith S said...

"they people who arent happy wif the 5 G's should have died"

Yeah. Article says Dept of Transportation says airlines are only responsible for paying $3300 for lost luggage.

Keith S said...

"AHAHAHHAHHAHA, same guy"

Amazing. Dude should be thankful that the pilot had the skillz to make sure he didn't get kilt.

JFreak said...

The Cubs traded two players for aaron heilman.

I'm dumbfounded. What an idiotic move.

blue said...

you know it's some money grubbing lawyer telling these people to sue the airline


times be tough for money grubbing lawyers

blue said...

just found out cmblue's maternal grandma's breast cancer came back..

my answer was "your family is like TNT, they know drama"

that did not go over very well

blue said...

i may be moving to seattle sooner than i thought

El Padrino said...

"The Cubs traded two players for aaron heilman.

I'm dumbfounded. What an idiotic move."

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Meiz said...

"The Cubs traded two players for aaron heilman."


It won't matter. They'll win the division and lose in the 1st round anyway.

El Padrino said...

he's a ND product so you should love him

El Padrino said...

some mma article on bj

JFreak said...

A sack of potatoes is too much for heilman.

Keith S said...

A sock of potatoes is too much for heilman.


*fized

El Padrino said...

videyo please

spaceman spiff said...

they replayed that penn-sherk fight on spike, goddman penn dominated him

spaceman spiff said...

bj penn will be 300 pounds a year after he retires

Meiz said...

Suite. We caught a mouse. That thing's dead as a doornail.

spaceman spiff said...

then he will come back and take the heavyweight title

El Padrino said...

Bid away boys!

El Padrino said...

roadside ASS-stance videyo, SFW

Meiz said...

I want to start a business venture that preys on the elderly.

blue said...

pretty sure, that's the exact opposite of SFW

El Padrino said...

"pretty sure, that's the exact opposite of SFW"

why? no nudity

El Padrino said...

innuendo, yes

nudity, no

blue said...

well, ok, it's SFW if you don't have the sound on

spaceman spiff said...

"I want to start a business venture that preys on the elderly."

jump on it, 'life alert' is genius, they pay you to call 911 for them if needed

Keith S said...

I wish I was going to the FBR this week

blue said...

go

Keith S said...

Can't, gotta work. And going on the weekend is the worse.

blue said...

so work on the weekend

Keith S said...

Fox Sports headline... "Report: D-backs add All-Star righty to staff"


Then you read it, and it's Jon Garland

Keith S said...

But everyone's working for the weekend

blue said...

awsome

blue said...

block

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