Sunday, January 25, 2009

I don't know what to say

TCS wore me out. Writer's block is a bitch. Not much excitement in sports this weekend. Someone got kilt by a monster truck for the 2nd straight weekend. So I guess that's news.

WWL currently has some HDH on the main page..."Although she was down a set, Serena Williams gets to move on after Victoria Azarenka had to retired". Good stuff.

So since I don't really have anything else to add, I'll post some pics of me and "famous" people.







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tem said...

you "know" lots of famous people.

El Padrino said...

nice nautica shirt

El Padrino said...

no idea gretzky has aids

tem said...

gretzky has aids?

also from last post:
also RE: keith and the ASU tix.


just open up a new credit card with the 0% into APR through november.

charge the tickets then pay them off before november (or whenever) and then cancel the card.

El Padrino said...

"gretzky has aids?"

he loosk terrrrribble in that pic
i'm speculating

El Padrino said...

he probably just has magic aids though

El Padrino said...

you know, it comes and goes

tem said...

gretzky is the guy i didn't recognize until you said his name.

Beth said...

I recognized Gretzky but who's that in the first pic?

El Padrino said...

Rob Dibble

El Padrino said...

was tyson just chillin on a bench in the mall?

tem said...

sg dooze article was sad.

i hate sad pet stories.

Beth said...

"Rob Dibble"

Ahhh, ok. Before I looked at the other pics Keith posted I was trying to decide which guy in the 1st pic was Keith and which was the celebrity I didn't know.

(that's S by the way)

blue said...

jay mohr is "famous"?

blue said...

you're wearing the same shirt with Dibble and Mohr. Either you need new clothes or that's your "lucky at finding 'famous' people" shirt

El Padrino said...

rev is going to LOVE this post

blue said...

rev would call him an "amateur", a real celebrity stalker would get their autographs after standing out in the cold for 3 hours

El Padrino said...

i'm pretty sure rev would suck dick to get a pic/autograph with Mike Tyson

El Padrino said...

sprint cutting 8000
catepillar cutting 5000
home depot cutting 7000
starbucks another 1000

Yobs be scarce you.

El Padrino said...

ING, cutting 7000

blue said...

so, all of this shanahan to the chiefs talk was getting hot, and then on the drive home on friday, the sports talk guys broke in and said "ESPN's, chris mortensen is reporting that Shanahan is very close to a deal with the Chiefs to be their next head coach".

it was at that point that I knew there would be no shanny in KC

blue said...

i heard catepillar was cutting 20K jobs

blue said...

the sports radio guys even said "well, chris mortensen has a lot of credibility, so if he's reporting it, then it's probably true"...and they didn't even have a sarcastic tone

El Padrino said...

"i heard catepillar was cutting 20K jobs"

good god, CAT is true blood american

that would suck

blue said...

EP's t-shirt joint should make a "thanks Obama" shirt

El Padrino said...

Definetely, I should.

El Padrino said...

i really need a new distributor

i have a video-conference? set up for next Saturday with Spreadshirt.com, I'm trying to get out of an agreement we signed

once i get out of that i don't know who to use, i even looked into buyin the machine to make my own

El Padrino said...

only thing with the video conference thing is i dont have a camera on my computer so not sure if that's gonna work

tem said...

on TV mort said that there were reports of the shanny to the chiefs, but his super inside sources said there was no way.

tem said...

i had a good week in centsports betting.

blue said...

shanahan is going to coach the cowboys or nobody

blue said...

mort also reported that Al Davis called shanahan's agent to gauge his interest in the Raiders job...supposedly Al seriously thinks it's 1992 and Shanahan hasn't ever coached the Raiders before.

tem said...

al davis is old.

El Padrino said...

very old

tem said...

i am surprised he is still alive.

Keith S said...

"just open up a new credit card with the 0% into APR through november."

My buddy is just going to buy my ticket this year, then next year I'll be back in the game

blue said...

Al played in the AFL

Keith S said...

"was tyson just chillin on a bench in the mall?"

No, 1st bach party we went to in Vegas, Tyson was on our flight home.

El Padrino said...

need rent money, sell your eggs, sell your sprem

Keith S said...

"you're wearing the same shirt with Dibble and Mohr. Either you need new clothes or that's your "lucky at finding 'famous' people" shirt"

Hmmm, just noticed that. Those were about a year apart

El Padrino said...

japan tells husbands to fuck their wifes

El Padrino said...

"Hmmm, just noticed that. Those were about a year apart"

hence, nice nautica shirt

Keith S said...

"hence, nice nautica shirt"

We don't all have shirt companies with which we can have a different shirt for every day of the year.

tem said...

shirt needed ironed.

doesn't fmkeith iron that shit for you?

El Padrino said...

"We don't all have shirt companies with which we can have a different shirt for every day of the year."

then get one, it's easy

Keith S said...

Your face needs ironed

El Padrino said...

or just wrinkle cream

El Padrino said...

do you ask to take those pics with these people?

tem said...

"Your face needs ironed"

i'm not even sure what that would accomplish.

Keith S said...

"do you ask to take those pics with these people?"

Sure, why not? The one with Dibble, we were in Chicago on Rush Street, and I was hammered. The one with Mohr was right after he finished his set at the Improv. Tyson was sitting by us waiting for the flight. And I was working part time for a resort here, and Gretzky was having a fantasy camp and they all stayed at the resort. The pic was after I loaded all his shit into his truck

Keith S said...

Paul Coffey was actually the one who took that picture

blue said...

The tyson one doesn't look like you axed.

or maybe you're just scurred he's gonna throw an elbow into your chin or eat your children or bite off your ear.

El Padrino said...

"Sure, why not?"

just asking, i've met a couple of stars or whatever and just never asked, but i wasnt that close, i would have to stop them and say he wanna take a pic, when i run into people it's usually just seein them in the street or at a restaurant or on the train, something silly like that

kiefer sutherland, i was in line behind him at a dirty water dog cart he bought a dog and a can of pepsi

tem said...

did you get a picture with paul and have wayne take it? or did you just dis paul?

Keith S said...

"The tyson one doesn't look like you axed."

I cropped the picture. There are 2 of my buddies on the other side of him.

El Padrino said...

fyi sarah jessica parker is disgustingly ugly in person

blue said...

"fyi sarah jessica parker is disgustingly ugly in person"

she's not real attractive on TV either

tem said...

yeah, she is horrid.

put her on that list of horrid people who get movie roles.

El Padrino said...

HAPPY NEW YEARS SPIFF!!!

El Padrino said...

james gandolfini is very fat

no, guys he's huge

i saw him about three months ago in a cafe, sitting on a chair that shit was screaming

El Padrino said...

zeke i was pumping Soul For Real, Candy Rain this morning

MY love, do you ever dream of, candy coated raiaaaaiinnnbowwws, your the same, my candy RRAAAAINNN...

El Padrino said...

A HEAVY D

and soul for real

El Padrino said...

in junior high i did the soul for real dance

it was butterz

El Padrino said...

MVN, if your ninja-ing around

finally got around to listening the new Kanye, it's good. Not his best but good. Kind of sad in away, every song has a melodrama theme to it.

i got my hands on some underground biggie stuff though, just searched "Notorious Soundtrack"

THEY ARE GOLD.

El Padrino said...

anyone see "Notorious" yet?

El Padrino said...

wife dont want to come with me to movies, thinks we'll get shot

she's such a racist








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Keith S said...

"did you get a picture with paul and have wayne take it? or did you just dis paul?"

Did not get a pic with Paul

El Padrino said...

i remember seeing 8 mile, all the hip hop heads were rapping along to Shook Ones, it was rambunctious (SP) in there, she was definetely uncomfortable

El Padrino said...

Coffey was great in NHL 94'

tem said...

coffey was pissed you didn't want his picture.

Keith S said...

"coffey was pissed you didn't want his picture."

Oh well. I'm sure it's not the 1st time that it happened to him

tem said...

nope that was the first.

blue said...

i'm pretty sure if I saw this coffey guy on the street, i'd just keep walking. Much like any hockey player not named Gretzky, and maybe even him too.

El Padrino said...

i have a pic with brian leetch

but i was like 12 years old

El Padrino said...

that's when i liked hockey

El Padrino said...

" Kind of sad in away, "

HDH KING, in flesh, you guys are lucky i'm around

El Padrino said...

sixth sense drawing penis's on people whips

El Padrino said...

sure you guys saw this at some point this past weekend, i know, another ny story that is not big but getting big coverage, i apologize but A Fraud is funny

El Padrino said...

excellent article on nationalization of banks

El Padrino said...

tem, mickey d's man, recession proof

tem said...

real life HDH:

some dude was talking about revolutionary saying and said that the US told Britain: "don't trend on me"

spaceman spiff said...

"HAPPY NEW YEARS SPIFF!!!"

hasnt been significant since my parents stopped hiving me red envelopes, will cop some chinese style lobster tonight though

tem said...

what's mc D's ticker symbol?

Keith S said...

"chinese style lobster"


Does that mean you cut it's head off?

El Padrino said...

second one down, LGBT community, bama is ok with gays marrying and gays in the military without the Dont Ask dont Tell Policy, also thinks it's cool for gays to adopt, you voted for him dont bitch when a couple of fags next door to you marry and adopt a kid

El Padrino said...

"Does that mean you cut it's head off?"

wow, that's funny shit

El Padrino said...

"will cop some chinese style lobster tonight though"

in the cream suace?

El Padrino said...

"what's mc D's ticker symbol?"

MCD kid

tem said...

why would i bitch about that?

gays are clean and industrious people who raise the local property value.

tem said...

HUNGRY.

El Padrino said...

clean except for the spreading aids thing

Keith S said...

"you voted for him dont bitch when a couple of fags next door to you marry and adopt a kid"

Would you rather have that, or some white trash family with 7 kids too many who are always in your shit?

spaceman spiff said...

"in the cream suace?"

negative, its cut up and fried with scallions, butter/oil, garlic, ginger, some wine

El Padrino said...

"Would you rather have that, or some white trash family with 7 kids too many who are always in your shit?"

i dont want any buttfucking in my hood, move out of the white trash neighborhood, i dont have that problem

El Padrino said...

"negative, its cut up and fried with scallions, butter/oil, garlic, ginger, some wine"

divine, enjoy

i had a lobster cream sauce joint thing at this classy chinese place in midtown once

was like coconut flavor, served over some pancake thing

to die for

blue said...

straight people have aids too

blue said...

and straight people buttfuck, at least they do in the movies i've seen

El Padrino said...

blue, you knowhatimsayin

stop it

El Padrino said...

Are they really putting the Super Bowl in Indianapolis in three years? Didn’t the Detroit game teach us all a valuable lesson?

El Padrino said...

sugar shane man

clinic was open

El Padrino said...

"Hatton, Pacquiao headed for May 2 bout"

you guys saw this right?

El Padrino said...

man i got like 60% of the comments today

spaceman spiff said...

fedor KO was suite, arlovski lights out on midair, body did a 180 and he landed on his face

Keith S said...

"you guys saw this right?"

You're fast today

Steve said...

EP, you should move to the deeeeep south.

I think you'd be happier there.

blue said...

"Are they really putting the Super Bowl in Indianapolis in three years? Didn’t the Detroit game teach us all a valuable lesson?"

does Lucas Oil have a roof?

the superbowl in obamer, the gays will be happy, thanks Obamer

El Padrino said...

some good news today

my group out of the jacksonville plans for 2010 and 2011

blue said...

superbowl in obamer?

that was supposed to read 'superbowl in Indy'

El Padrino said...

i thought so

you got bamer on your mind

tem said...

i could go to an indy superbowl.

you know if someone gave me a ticket.

spaceman spiff said...

wft jessi?

she looks gawdawful, looks like she gained 20 ell-beez. zeke, thats your girl

spaceman spiff said...

fat jessi is no good, every pic seems to get worse

blue said...

they should play the superbowl in Vegas

blue said...

or in LA at the rosebowl or the coliseum

El Padrino said...

bejesus jessi

El Padrino said...

"they should play the superbowl in Vegas"

that would be insane

blue said...

"that would be insane"

i'm a marketing genius

El Padrino said...

Thanks Obama!

spaceman spiff said...

"they should play the superbowl in Vegas"

never happen after that nba debacle

El Padrino said...

couldnt happen, with escorts and sports books

impossible

blue said...

the NFL loves gambling, they've built their empire on that fact.

spaceman spiff said...

""President-elect Obama said on ABC’s This Week: “I think that was pretty good advice, which is I should know what’s going on before we make judgments and that we shouldn’t be making judgments on the basis of incomplete information or campaign rhetoric."

Less than 48 hours after taking office, Obama has begun dismantling those institutions without time for any such review."

well, it is CHANGE!



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blue said...

but Spiff is right, no way they'd go back there, imagine 600 pac-man's showing up for the festivities.

tem said...

i am sleepy.

blue said...

pac-men?

spaceman spiff said...

pac-men would be bad news

blue said...

the dreams of a madman

at what point does starbury enter the "tyson zone" of crazy

El Padrino said...

"at what point does starbury enter the "tyson zone" of crazy"


when keef can take his picture with him

spaceman spiff said...

i think he did, tyson tattoo on face, starbury tattoo on face/head, dude is gone

WE GOT HELP NOW, WE GOT HELP NOW.

damn, what would EP do without the gints being good

El Padrino said...

"damn, what would EP do without the gints being good"

well mets are good, just can never finish

El Padrino said...

"damn, what would EP do without the gints being good"

and dont forget about the Red Bulls

El Padrino said...

might actually be a good play

El Padrino said...

settle down oprah, you need to know how to read to become senator, fucking cow

spaceman spiff said...

"well mets are good, just can never finish"

yea but the way every season ends in absolutely brutal lately, blowing division leads, strike 3 looking

El Padrino said...

"My plan was to get up and watch 'Good Morning America and work out. Then I thought: 'Let me just lay here another half hour.'"


bad decision

El Padrino said...

"yea but the way every season ends in absolutely brutal lately, blowing division leads, strike 3 looking"

it's an awful feeling, no getting around that

i like what's going on with the knicks though, i'm excited, looks like next couple of years they will be in the thick of things

El Padrino said...

florida sirority girl shat herself

El Padrino said...

Tp's kind of chick

El Padrino said...

real classy

El Padrino said...

would you buy this spiff?

i'd say no

Keith S said...

Britons are too nice

Keith S said...

"when keef can take his picture with him"

Don't be jealous

Keith S said...

I was reminded this morning as I was putting on my running shoes that the wedding is 1 month from today. I told her that was bad timing on telling me that.

El Padrino said...

massive side boob action

El Padrino said...

"I was reminded this morning as I was putting on my running shoes that the wedding is 1 month from today. I told her that was bad timing on telling me that."

runaway bride

Keith S said...

"runaway bride"

Maybe I can be on the news

Keith S said...

Then people would want their picture taken with me

Meiz said...

"only thing with the video conference thing is i dont have a camera on my computer so not sure if that's gonna work"


$20, my man.


extra late to the party today. Apology offered.

Keith S said...

Apology not accepted

El Padrino said...

"$20, my man.


extra late to the party today. Apology offered."

cant afford that

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just wanted to see what it was like

Keith S said...

They have a 2 part vid-yo on You Tube with the dude getting runned over by the monster truck. But they don't have the actual part where he gets hit.

El Padrino said...

ass word up

blue said...

you tube has a strict policy that won't allow you to post videos of death

Keith S said...

"you tube has a strict policy that won't allow you to post videos of death"

Makes cents*

blue said...

but...if you want to post a video of a dude getting paralyzed by a viscious collision on a football field, they're all for it.

blue said...

vicious?

Keith S said...

"but...if you want to post a video of a dude getting paralyzed by a viscious collision on a football field, they're all for it."

And maybe a dude getting his leg snapped.

blue said...

to radomski i say "thanks, ummm, but we already knew that"

blue said...

now go away

Meiz said...

"finally got around to listening the new Kanye, it's good. Not his best but good. Kind of sad in away, every song has a melodrama theme to it."


808s & Heartbreak has had me on tilt lately. Love that album.

Keith S said...

"808s & Heartbreak has had me on tilt lately. Love that album."

Woe

blue said...

HE HAS KNOW PLACE TO GO!

El Padrino said...

amazing, heartless
both very good

Keith S said...

love lockdown is decent

El Padrino said...

yeah it's good, the remix with lil weazy is tight

Keith S said...

Used not not like weazy but now I like listening to his shit

Keith S said...

lil w(all)eezy

El Padrino said...

all weazy's create a wall

tem said...

you like weazy?

he hasn't been around here for a long long time.

tem said...

50,000 jobs lost

better look for them.

Keith S said...

Check in the pool

Steve said...

"The two-term Democratic governor, who has compared his predicament to that of an Old West lynching and cited the struggles of Martin Luther King, Mahatma Gandhi and Nelson Mandela, will not present a defense and predicted he will be convicted and ousted."

::Blank State::

El Padrino said...

Blago is nutso.

tem said...

"Check in the pool"

can't see through the water.

it's either colored or too deep or something.

tem said...

tem work quote of the day:

"well _____ is a good worker for sure, but really outside of work, she sure is a worthless person."

Keith S said...

Sure, leave out the name

tem said...

actually i said "roo"

which is my nickname for her because she used to be fairly hot, but then got fat and now has a pouch.

Keith S said...

Roo is a suite nickname

Keith S said...

Do you say it to her face?

El Padrino said...

roo-roo, like a bark

tem said...

no, i do not say it to her face. well sometimes i do, but she never really notices.

mostly just behind her back.

i rarely talk to her.

tem said...

her boss is even more worthless. as an employee and a person.

i call her dipshit.

El Padrino said...

back stabbin wash woman

Keith S said...

tem knows that women talk, right?

tem said...

women aren't allowed to talk.

don't be crazy you.

tem said...

also they both say far worse things about me.

it is a hate hate relationship.

Keith S said...

cfsil got kicked out of the bar on Friday night

ns

tem said...

she is crazy

tem said...

did "v"fsil get kicked out too?

Keith S said...

"did "v"fsil get kicked out too?"

She's back in school in Tucson now

tem said...

that's too bad.

JFreak said...

Cory Lidle projections

He'll go 4-3 with a 4.65 ERA in 59 innings.

Thanks fangraphs!

Keith S said...

"that's too bad."

For who?

tem said...

is keef gonna send his address for a prize pack or is he forfeiting his prize pack?

tem said...

"For who?"

for old men who live near you.

Keith S said...

"is keef gonna send his address for a prize pack or is he forfeiting his prize pack?"

Forgot about that. We're moving in 2 weeks, so I need to get the new address first.

tem said...

i see

El Padrino said...

"Forgot about that. We're moving in 2 weeks, so I need to get the new address first."

We're hurts doesn't it. It's ok keef. You are not alone.

Steve said...

Obama!

Steve said...

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