Friday, January 23, 2009

Bye Week

Are the Lions really gonna take a QB#1? Stafford is that good? Or is it more so that they are just lazy and can't scout for 2nd round talent? I don't think any QB should ever go #1 overall, ever (unless they have the last name Manning, Montana, Elway, Unitas, Vick (s) ). But the draft is silly like that. Fans look at it from a different perspective. Easy for us to bash. We like bashing. We angry you.

Tails never fails, do it do it. Does Centsports have prop bets? Those are the real fun.

Ahmad Rashad is SHOOK

Something is going on in the Domincan Republic World Series. Something with fights and and ejections and forfeits. FYI.

Odds to win next year's Super Bowl. I wish you could bet on who's not going to make the Super Bowl. That's easier. Every year you do the Bengals, Jets, Browns not making the Super Bowl Parlay. You could retire. Early. Real early.

Pllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccceeeeee your bets!

New England Patriots 8-1
Pittsburgh Steelers 8-1
New York Giants 8-1 ***good bet***
Indianapolis Colts 8-1
Dallas Cowboys 9-1 ***waste of money***
Baltimore Ravens 11-1
Carolina Panthers 12-1
Philadelphia Eagles 12-1
Tennessee Titans 12-1
San Diego Chargers 14-1 ***weather here is suite***
Arizona Cardinals 15-1
Atlanta Falcons 16-1
New Orleans Saints 18-1
Green Bay Packers 20-1
Minnesota Vikings 22-1 ***don't do it kod***
Miami Dolphins 25-1
Washington Redskins 25-1
New York Jets 28-1 ***every year should be 150-1***
Chicago Bears 28-1
Jacksonville Jaguars 30-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 35-1
Denver Broncos 35-1
Houston Texans 40-1
San Francisco 49ers 40-1
Buffalo Bills 50-1
Seattle Seahawks 60-1 ***hey now, your sexy***
Cleveland Browns 60-1
Cincinnati Bengals 75-1
St. Louis Rams 100-1
Kansas City Chiefs 100-1
Oakland Raiders 100-1
Detroit Lions 150-1


Weekend advice : Use Vaseline.

1,078 comments:

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blue said...

she don't use jelly

El Padrino said...

slip and slide, baby oil = fun

blue said...

pacman is at it again...awsome

El Padrino said...

there is a saying out there

something along the lines of you can take the kid out the hood but you cant take the hood out the kid

blue said...

i ain't gonna lie, it got a little dusty in here reading el tardo's farewell to the dooze.

blue said...

damn you el tardo

Tyler said...

Man, because of the comment next to the odds for the Cowboys, Dallas is going to the Superbowl next year. Great. Thanks El P.

blue said...

so basically, the guy in KC who has been reporting they're gonna hire shanahan is known as a moron that just makes shit up.

blue said...

vegas has very little confidence in Josh McDaniels, huh.

not saying i don't blame them, but 150-1...damn

blue said...

britain is officially in a recession

Tyler said...

"i ain't gonna lie, it got a little dusty in here reading el tardo's farewell to the dooze."

Just read it. Me too. Damn you Simmons.

El Padrino said...

"vegas has very little confidence in Josh McDaniels, huh.

not saying i don't blame them, but 150-1...damn"

what?

El Padrino said...

"Man, because of the comment next to the odds for the Cowboys, Dallas is going to the Superbowl next year. Great. Thanks El P."


wow, that would be devastating

blue said...

"not saying i don't blame them, but 150-1...damn

what?"



oops RIF... 35-1 is still pretty bad odds when you look at who they're lumped in with, like SF, the bucs, and Houston

blue said...

" Dallas is going to the Superbowl next year"

2 reasons this won't happen

1.Wade
2.Phillips

El Padrino said...

troof

El Padrino said...

SF, i like them

NS

blue said...

"SF, i like them"

i like singletary, they're gonna run the ball about 40 times a game too.

I just don't think they have the tools on offense to be competitive yet. But they're in a horrible division, so, as the cardinals proved...anything is possible

El Padrino said...

S Hill reminds me of Gannon.

Keith S said...

RIP Hatton

Keith S said...

Niners will win the NFC west next year

blue said...

"Niners will win the NFC west next year"

i think you underestimate the power of the Mora

Keith S said...

He sucked as the Falcons coach, right?

El Padrino said...

he was one game away from the super bowl one year (mora)

El Padrino said...

you dont remember vick laying chin nuts on green bay?

silly boy

blue said...

he sucked one year, and then the owner got pissed because he said his dream job was at UW.

Keith S said...

I don't memorize all of Atlanta's games and who was coach at the time

Keith S said...

I would have guessed Reeves was the coach

blue said...

reeves did the dirty bird with jamaal anderson

Keith S said...

I remember that

Keith S said...

EP
Did you see the vid of that ski crash that I posted last night?

El Padrino said...

"EP
Did you see the vid of that ski crash that I posted last night?"

with the guy in a coma?

saw that one already, unless that's not it

Keith S said...

Story gets weirder

Keith S said...

"with the guy in a coma?"

yea

El Padrino said...

stole/downloaded "The Wrestler" by Springsteen

when the song played during the movie you get it, like right away, but when you get the chance to hear the song without the movie you get it even more

if that makes sense

the fact that it's not up for an Oscar is like whoa

Keith S said...

That movie wasn't in the theaters very long here.

Beth said...

"she don't use jelly"

I love that song.

Keith S said...

shocking

El Padrino said...

"That movie wasn't in the theaters very long here."

el pad dont go to the theater
bootleg son

El Padrino said...

*el pad goes to the theater to see Dark Knight or the IMAX in Atlantic City*

Keith S said...

You also forget to post a certain BBQ concoction

El Padrino said...

anyone see slumdog millionaire?

El Padrino said...

"You also forget to post a certain BBQ concoction"

i know, i wrote it down on a post it now cant find it

this weekend i promise

isiah thomas said...

anyone see this story yet?

I needs them hands and feet

El Padrino said...

i didnt forget though, technical difficulties

isiah thomas said...

did you post that chicken enchilada recipe yet?

Keith S said...

Jeez, no hands, no feet, no stomach

isiah thomas said...

Bruce Allen reportedly talking to the Skins.

He can't be much worse than Vinny Cerrato.

isiah thomas said...

The Office was hilarity, but hot damn, I think 30 Rock is still funnier.

ns

Keith S said...

I still haven't seen 30 rock

spaceman spiff said...

"anyone see slumdog millionaire?"

corny but good and > benji butt

El Padrino said...

"did you post that chicken enchilada recipe yet?"

i didnt make them, and i havent tried the recipe so i dont like posting shit i haven't tried

El Padrino said...

"The Office was hilarity, but hot damn, I think 30 Rock is still funnier.

ns"

i have 5 weeks DVR'd, i'm terrible at DVR'ing and watching shit

Keith S said...

"Cassel OK with return as Brady backup"


Well no shit. Make $14mil to sit and rest for a year before you sign a big contract? Yes please

El Padrino said...

spiff should be a movie critic, that's wht i look for in a movie reveiw, troof

spaceman spiff said...

"Bruce Allen reportedly talking to the Skins.

He can't be much worse than Vinny Cerrato."

is it explicitly for the GM spot though, i thought it would be 'in some capacity'. vinny would still be with the team too no? dont see danny firing him right now

Angry Leprechaun said...

The Office was hilarity, but hot damn, I think 30 Rock is still funnier.

I agree

blue said...

fuck the office

hillary swank is not hot

spaceman spiff said...

slumdog is mos def a must bootleg for EP

who wants to be a milluh-naire!(the guy that plays the show host is awesome)

blue said...

best line ever:

"a painting can be beautiful, but i don't want to bang a painting"

spaceman spiff said...

"fuck the office

hillary swank is not hot"

they didnt want swank to get mad. irregardless, dwight would have made it a deadlock again

Keith S said...

Them giving Kevin limited internets access is hilarity

blue said...

I found a lot of hilarity in the office just because the "is she hot" conversation was very LoV.

isiah thomas said...

is it explicitly for the GM spot though, i thought it would be 'in some capacity'. vinny would still be with the team too no? dont see danny firing him right now

"some capacity" = troof

someone to tell Vinny "no vinny, you don't want to draft 2 wr's and a te with your 3 2nd round picks" is worth it, even if he's not the "GM".

spaceman spiff said...

does brad pitt even deserve a nom, doesnt seem like he had to do much acting in benji butt

Keith S said...

WFT

spaceman spiff said...

""The guy just went crazy," local official Theo Janssens said, according to Agence France-Presse news agency."

hmmm, interesting theory

blue said...

"is it explicitly for the GM spot though, i thought it would be 'in some capacity'. vinny would still be with the team too no?"

this was made popular by the knicks with zeke

Keith S said...

and Boston's Kevin Garnett (2,066,833), who beat New Jersey's Yi Jianlian for the starting nod by 253,004 votes.


hilarity

blue said...

Yi is a dominator

spaceman spiff said...

"and Boston's Kevin Garnett (2,066,833), who beat New Jersey's Yi Jianlian for the starting nod by 253,004 votes."

damn, that explains err-thing about yesterdays event, chinese dude was pissed and took it out on the person closest to him

El Padrino said...

"slumdog is mos def a must bootleg for EP"

El Padrino said...

oh yea

El Padrino said...

skins are a mess (front office)

isiah thomas said...

damn, that explains err-thing about yesterdays event, chinese dude was pissed and took it out on the person closest to him

"groddman! Ir vroted fror Yri ron-mirrion trimes!, nrow Ir crut yrour hread ofr briatch"

isiah thomas said...

re: bootleg dvd's

never seen one, how big is the pic?

do you hear ray ray and them in the thee-ater yelling at the screen and shit?

El Padrino said...

pitt-button, cmon

that movie screams forest gump without the aids

El Padrino said...

"never seen one, how big is the pic?"

bootlegs have changed, real copies
most downloaded from or stolen from various sites/movie distributers

no ray ray, no shaking of camcorder

clear, good copies

spaceman spiff said...

"that movie screams forest gump without the aids"

homeless man's version, forrest crushes benji

spaceman spiff said...

EP are you into gook foreign films

El Padrino said...

"EP are you into gook foreign films"

as far as real movies with subtitles (RING U, Internal Affairs, etc?)

or like crazy gook porn




cuz the answer is yes and yes

El Padrino said...

gump is awesome

isiah thomas said...

homeless man's version, forrest crushes benji

fact

isiah thomas said...

cuz the answer is yes and yes

hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

"
cuz the answer is yes and yes"

hilarity, but was talking about real movies, have you seen oldboy, its a great great great movie, but if you havent dont know if you should watch it, it would make you sick now

El Padrino said...

cute gook gril here
but everytime i see her she's munchin lunch with her fag white ass rich boyfriend

she's like 5'4, small bosoms, tight little ass, cute face not real gookish like a fish or anything

smells nice too

my dick would probably look like a fucking baby arm to her but damn that's all the fun

El Padrino said...

seen it, the dude in the hotel room

very good movie, i only saw it after reading a review from one of those film festivals

Tarantino had mentioned it in one fo the interviews i read so i saught it out

it was excellent, no american remake though right? yet?

spaceman spiff said...

"it was excellent, no american remake though right? yet?"

no, they want to though, nic cage was gonna be the guy, but the movie would be a horrible idea here, they wouldnt let anything fly, itd be edited to hell.

the movie is actually part of a 'vengeance' trilogy by the director, the 3 movies have the same revenge theme, but they are not related in any way, the others are 'sympathy for mr. vengeance' and 'sympathy for lady vengeance'. i rank them oldboy>lady>mr.

isiah thomas said...

I put some Cents on Suns -4 at Charlotte tonight.

Suns have been putrid lately, I think they're due for a good showing.

El Padrino said...

have seen this one too, was ok

El Padrino said...

i only knew it was a trilogy 2 minutes ago when you told me

so dont see the others your saying?

El Padrino said...

the others, btw, kidman

spooky kind of

spaceman spiff said...

only thai movie ive seen in ong-bak, which is awesome entertainment wise

spaceman spiff said...

"i only knew it was a trilogy 2 minutes ago when you told me

so dont see the others your saying?"

not must sees i guess

spaceman spiff said...

"Cassel OK with return as Brady backup"

um, getting paid nearly brady's salary and not having to play, yes please

spaceman spiff said...

fat prince 2 years/18mil not bad

Jugdish said...

Thanks Obama!

isiah thomas said...

good Malcom Gladwell interview

isiah thomas said...

EP, your* welcome

sfw

your girl bridget

El Padrino said...

saw those the other day

she maintains that while tih HEF she remained faitful

she must be hurtin for a squirtin

Angry Leprechaun said...

Thanks Obama!

I think that article has set some sort of record for most we todd did puns

Jugdish said...

Some interesting pics here

Jugdish said...

I owe less than a grand on my truck...suite

El Padrino said...

ivan meisel is bored

isiah thomas said...

Some interesting pics here

pic # 3

like whoa

Jugdish said...

The "thanks obama" jokes never get old to me

isiah thomas said...

great link jug

isiah thomas said...

jeebus chris jug, those pics be crazy, you

Angry Leprechaun said...

The "thanks obama" jokes never get old to me

apparently

Jugdish said...

He's an angry elf

blue said...

obamer appreciates your thank yous

isiah thomas said...

-----------------------------^^^

this guy likes "Thanks Obama!" jokes.

isiah thomas said...

---------------------------------------^^^

testing

isiah thomas said...

--------------------------------------------------^^^

isiah thomas said...

nevermind

spaceman spiff said...

Thanks Obama!


hope wingstop doesnt try anything price wise

Jugdish said...

At least we still have boneless wings

spaceman spiff said...

"nervemind"

*fized

isiah thomas said...

Jacksonville Jaguars 30-1

I'd put a hundo on them.

spaceman spiff said...

if only all chicks could get their body back after having a baby, and quickly too

spaceman spiff said...

"Jacksonville Jaguars 30-1

I'd put a hundo on them."

and youd be 100$ poorer

El Padrino said...

me too zeke

spaceman spiff said...

"me too zeke"

see what i mean




s

isiah thomas said...

if only all chicks could get their body back after having a baby, and quickly too

I was just peeping game on those.

she's my fav vic secret chick

blue said...

and you'd lose that hundo

garrard is a joke

spaceman spiff said...

"she's my fav vic secret chick"

you aint nerve lied

El Padrino said...

"and you'd lose that hundo

garrard is a joke"

just playing the odds

isiah thomas said...

the team that gets all the pub in one preseason and tanks usually does well the next

jax o-line was decimated, Indy could take a step back with that new coach, Tenn ain't repeating that success again. MJD should be the full time RB, jax might be aight.

isiah thomas said...

your face is a joke

spaceman spiff said...

garrard is awful as blue pointed out and MJD wont flourish as an every down back

El Padrino said...

that deadspin shit deke was talking bout was funny

the az / iggle bet

El Padrino said...

"garrard is awful as blue pointed out and MJD wont flourish as an every down back"

hundo might be tooo much

$20 more like it

Jugdish said...

We need to put some of that bailout money towards this wings crisis.

spaceman spiff said...

thought he would get a cardinal on his ass, the saw was weak

spaceman spiff said...

"We need to put some of that bailout money towards this wings crisis."

obama would only approve money for sauceless fried chicken

JFreak said...

"that movie screams forest gump without the aids"

This sounds familiar.

Oh yeah, I linked a video two days ago that said exactly that.

isiah thomas said...

I'm not saying the Jags will win the whole deal but at 30-1 I'd do it.

isiah thomas said...

I've always boycotted Deadspin out of principal*.

spaceman spiff said...

the principal wif belushi was an awesome movie

blue said...

"just playing the odds"

i agree, decent odds. I'd be more excited about it if they didn't play in such a tough division

El Padrino said...

"I've always boycotted Deadspin out of principal*."

mee too until deke wazs making noice about it yesterday and i check it out, getting hit in the face with a cookie sheet is comedy

isiah thomas said...

I was peeping game on 300 last night, forgot it had some sneeky bitties in there. it was a like finding a 20$ bill in your jeans that you hadn't worn in a while.

El Padrino said...

"Oh yeah, I linked a video two days ago that said exactly that."

settle down, i didnt see it

Keith S said...

"Thanks Obama!"

Jugfast

isiah thomas said...

EP, centsports looks like they will have some props btw.

isiah thomas said...

btw, I'm still loving Pitt -7.

I think Woodley or one of those LB's will be MVP.

something like 3 sacks and a forced fumble (maybe even the trifecta, sack, FF, TD)

spaceman spiff said...

stallone has some awful tattoos

blue said...

pitt sucks

El Padrino said...

"EP, centsports looks like they will have some props btw."

save your pennies

over fg's always a good bet
who will win MVP
who will catch the first pass
how many yards X will have

good stuff

El Padrino said...

A spy said, "Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she'd be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn't, she bailed."


she is nuts

Jugdish said...

Gitmo

Keith S said...

"she is nuts"

All hot chicks are

El Padrino said...

baby pig backin rehab

El Padrino said...

*All chicks are

*fixed

Keith S said...

good fiz

Jugdish said...

"...interrogators informing him that his team had beaten the Kansas City Chiefs 16-6 and subjecting Houshmandzadeh to a "celebratory" Gatoradeboarding."

hilarity

blue said...

i read that about mariah. talk about having an EP sized ego

isiah thomas said...

she is nuts

she's had a great comeback in the last few years though.

still topshelf

isiah thomas said...

blue said...
pitt sucks


pitt/az bet?

Keith S said...

I need AZ to win so I can win the bet w/ zeke

Meiz said...

"i ain't gonna lie, it got a little dusty in here reading el tardo's farewell to the dooze."


thirded

Keith S said...

It's funny how many Cardinal "fans" there are now. I would never see anyone associate themselves with the Cardinals, now every day I see at least 5 cars with flags in the windows, and so many people wearing Cards shirts now.

isiah thomas said...

"i ain't gonna lie, it got a little dusty in here reading el tardo's farewell to the dooze."

fmz is always flapping her gums about getting a dog and about her old dog she had, about how great he was, blah, blah, blah.

my stock response is "the dog is dead"

she doesn't like that.

blue said...

you're telling me that there are fair weather fans in AZ?

yet they can't even sell-out the wildcard game?

Jugdish said...

every day I see at least 5 cars with flags in the windows, and so many people wearing Cards shirts now.


do you still have your Bengals flag on your car?

isiah thomas said...

bleu, az/pitt bet, meow.

Keith S said...

"do you still have your Bengals flag on your car?"

I don't have any flags for my car. But I have Bengals shirts that I wear.

Keith S said...

"you're telling me that there are fair weather fans in AZ?"

They're everywhere, right?

Keith S said...

And I didn't say I was surprised. I said it was funny.

Meiz said...

I missed The Office & 30 Rock. Was at the pub.

El Padrino said...

some soccer

El Padrino said...

"thirded"

the three fagateers

isiah thomas said...

heard some Jeff Garcia quotes on Cowherd, man that guy is so fucking queer. I don't care who he's married to.

He'll come out once he retires.

spaceman spiff said...

"
the three fagateers"

hilarity

Meiz said...

"the three fagateers"


I will cut your throat and fuck the hole.

isiah thomas said...

I will cut your throat and fuck the hole.

welcome back deke!

Keith S said...

deke was not an angry person

isiah thomas said...

a hole is a hole, as long as there is a little heat in ther, I don't give a fuck.

isiah thomas said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM



*dussssst in the wind

El Padrino said...

"I will cut your throat and fuck the hole."

suite, the hole wont be that big

isiah thomas said...

panda dick?

isiah thomas said...

I might get a liverwurst sammie for lunch, haven't had that in a minute.

Jugdish said...

suite, the hole wont be that big


he could just use the pores on your skin

Keith S said...

"liverwurst"

Just threw up in my mouth

Jugdish said...

Good to see these boys getting out of prison and getting jobs



s

Keith S said...

Apparently I'm miniature golfing tonight

isiah thomas said...

Good to see these boys getting out of prison and getting jobs

Thanks Osama!

Keith S said...

I don't think Obama let that guy out

El Padrino said...

that's just dandy jug

Keith S said...

Didn't McCain just say that he supports the decision to close it? Just maybe not so quickly.

Meiz said...

I can't spout off some good old fashioned vitriol?


wtf

isiah thomas said...

"I think that it's a wise move," McCain said about closing Guantanamo Bay. "But I also think that we should have addressed this whole issue completely, because it did not address the issue of those who we have in custody and can't -- and no country will take them back. We should have addressed the issue of those who we know would pose a threat to the United States, but we don't have sufficient evidence to move forward."

McCain said instead of closing Guantanamo Bay outright, he would have first continued the military commissions, which "after years of delay and obfuscation" were finally moving toward trials.

"So, the easy part, in all due respect, is to say we're going to close Guantanamo," McCain said. "Then I think I would have said where they were going to be taken. Because you're going to run into a NIMBY [not in my backyard] problem here in the United States of America."

isiah thomas said...

I'm not an angry person at all.

deke would you mind typing the above for me?

isiah thomas said...

nerve* mind

Meiz said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM

Keith S said...

Put 'em all in the prisons here. They won't last a week.

Meiz said...

I don't get it

Keith S said...

obfuscation >>>>>> D-

Keith S said...

"I don't get it"

Slumpbuster. Do it.

isiah thomas said...

good call,

deke, what's the status, re: slumpbuster

please advice

isiah thomas said...

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