Are the Lions really gonna take a QB#1? Stafford is that good? Or is it more so that they are just lazy and can't scout for 2nd round talent? I don't think any QB should ever go #1 overall, ever (unless they have the last name Manning, Montana, Elway, Unitas, Vick (s) ). But the draft is silly like that. Fans look at it from a different perspective. Easy for us to bash. We like bashing. We angry you.
Tails never fails, do it do it. Does Centsports have prop bets? Those are the real fun.
Ahmad Rashad is SHOOK
Something is going on in the Domincan Republic World Series. Something with fights and and ejections and forfeits. FYI.
Odds to win next year's Super Bowl. I wish you could bet on who's not going to make the Super Bowl. That's easier. Every year you do the Bengals, Jets, Browns not making the Super Bowl Parlay. You could retire. Early. Real early.
Pllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccceeeeee your bets!
New England Patriots 8-1
Pittsburgh Steelers 8-1
New York Giants 8-1 ***good bet***
Indianapolis Colts 8-1
Dallas Cowboys 9-1 ***waste of money***
Baltimore Ravens 11-1
Carolina Panthers 12-1
Philadelphia Eagles 12-1
Tennessee Titans 12-1
San Diego Chargers 14-1 ***weather here is suite***
Arizona Cardinals 15-1
Atlanta Falcons 16-1
New Orleans Saints 18-1
Green Bay Packers 20-1
Minnesota Vikings 22-1 ***don't do it kod***
Miami Dolphins 25-1
Washington Redskins 25-1
New York Jets 28-1 ***every year should be 150-1***
Chicago Bears 28-1
Jacksonville Jaguars 30-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 35-1
Denver Broncos 35-1
Houston Texans 40-1
San Francisco 49ers 40-1
Buffalo Bills 50-1
Seattle Seahawks 60-1 ***hey now, your sexy***
Cleveland Browns 60-1
Cincinnati Bengals 75-1
St. Louis Rams 100-1
Kansas City Chiefs 100-1
Oakland Raiders 100-1
Detroit Lions 150-1
Weekend advice : Use Vaseline.
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slip and slide, baby oil = fun
pacman is at it again...awsome
there is a saying out there
something along the lines of you can take the kid out the hood but you cant take the hood out the kid
i ain't gonna lie, it got a little dusty in here reading el tardo's farewell to the dooze.
damn you el tardo
Man, because of the comment next to the odds for the Cowboys, Dallas is going to the Superbowl next year. Great. Thanks El P.
so basically, the guy in KC who has been reporting they're gonna hire shanahan is known as a moron that just makes shit up.
vegas has very little confidence in Josh McDaniels, huh.
not saying i don't blame them, but 150-1...damn
britain is officially in a recession
"i ain't gonna lie, it got a little dusty in here reading el tardo's farewell to the dooze."
Just read it. Me too. Damn you Simmons.
"vegas has very little confidence in Josh McDaniels, huh.
not saying i don't blame them, but 150-1...damn"
what?
"Man, because of the comment next to the odds for the Cowboys, Dallas is going to the Superbowl next year. Great. Thanks El P."
wow, that would be devastating
"not saying i don't blame them, but 150-1...damn
what?"
oops RIF... 35-1 is still pretty bad odds when you look at who they're lumped in with, like SF, the bucs, and Houston
" Dallas is going to the Superbowl next year"
2 reasons this won't happen
1.Wade
2.Phillips
troof
SF, i like them
NS
"SF, i like them"
i like singletary, they're gonna run the ball about 40 times a game too.
I just don't think they have the tools on offense to be competitive yet. But they're in a horrible division, so, as the cardinals proved...anything is possible
S Hill reminds me of Gannon.
RIP Hatton
Niners will win the NFC west next year
"Niners will win the NFC west next year"
i think you underestimate the power of the Mora
He sucked as the Falcons coach, right?
he was one game away from the super bowl one year (mora)
you dont remember vick laying chin nuts on green bay?
silly boy
he sucked one year, and then the owner got pissed because he said his dream job was at UW.
I don't memorize all of Atlanta's games and who was coach at the time
I would have guessed Reeves was the coach
reeves did the dirty bird with jamaal anderson
I remember that
EP
Did you see the vid of that ski crash that I posted last night?
"EP
Did you see the vid of that ski crash that I posted last night?"
with the guy in a coma?
saw that one already, unless that's not it
Story gets weirder
"with the guy in a coma?"
yea
stole/downloaded "The Wrestler" by Springsteen
when the song played during the movie you get it, like right away, but when you get the chance to hear the song without the movie you get it even more
if that makes sense
the fact that it's not up for an Oscar is like whoa
That movie wasn't in the theaters very long here.
"she don't use jelly"
I love that song.
shocking
"That movie wasn't in the theaters very long here."
el pad dont go to the theater
bootleg son
*el pad goes to the theater to see Dark Knight or the IMAX in Atlantic City*
You also forget to post a certain BBQ concoction
anyone see slumdog millionaire?
"You also forget to post a certain BBQ concoction"
i know, i wrote it down on a post it now cant find it
this weekend i promise
anyone see this story yet?
I needs them hands and feet
i didnt forget though, technical difficulties
did you post that chicken enchilada recipe yet?
Jeez, no hands, no feet, no stomach
Bruce Allen reportedly talking to the Skins.
He can't be much worse than Vinny Cerrato.
The Office was hilarity, but hot damn, I think 30 Rock is still funnier.
ns
I still haven't seen 30 rock
"anyone see slumdog millionaire?"
corny but good and > benji butt
"did you post that chicken enchilada recipe yet?"
i didnt make them, and i havent tried the recipe so i dont like posting shit i haven't tried
"The Office was hilarity, but hot damn, I think 30 Rock is still funnier.
ns"
i have 5 weeks DVR'd, i'm terrible at DVR'ing and watching shit
"Cassel OK with return as Brady backup"
Well no shit. Make $14mil to sit and rest for a year before you sign a big contract? Yes please
spiff should be a movie critic, that's wht i look for in a movie reveiw, troof
"Bruce Allen reportedly talking to the Skins.
He can't be much worse than Vinny Cerrato."
is it explicitly for the GM spot though, i thought it would be 'in some capacity'. vinny would still be with the team too no? dont see danny firing him right now
The Office was hilarity, but hot damn, I think 30 Rock is still funnier.
I agree
fuck the office
hillary swank is not hot
slumdog is mos def a must bootleg for EP
who wants to be a milluh-naire!(the guy that plays the show host is awesome)
best line ever:
"a painting can be beautiful, but i don't want to bang a painting"
"fuck the office
hillary swank is not hot"
they didnt want swank to get mad. irregardless, dwight would have made it a deadlock again
Them giving Kevin limited internets access is hilarity
I found a lot of hilarity in the office just because the "is she hot" conversation was very LoV.
is it explicitly for the GM spot though, i thought it would be 'in some capacity'. vinny would still be with the team too no? dont see danny firing him right now
"some capacity" = troof
someone to tell Vinny "no vinny, you don't want to draft 2 wr's and a te with your 3 2nd round picks" is worth it, even if he's not the "GM".
does brad pitt even deserve a nom, doesnt seem like he had to do much acting in benji butt
WFT
""The guy just went crazy," local official Theo Janssens said, according to Agence France-Presse news agency."
hmmm, interesting theory
"is it explicitly for the GM spot though, i thought it would be 'in some capacity'. vinny would still be with the team too no?"
this was made popular by the knicks with zeke
and Boston's Kevin Garnett (2,066,833), who beat New Jersey's Yi Jianlian for the starting nod by 253,004 votes.
hilarity
Yi is a dominator
"and Boston's Kevin Garnett (2,066,833), who beat New Jersey's Yi Jianlian for the starting nod by 253,004 votes."
damn, that explains err-thing about yesterdays event, chinese dude was pissed and took it out on the person closest to him
"slumdog is mos def a must bootleg for EP"
oh yea
skins are a mess (front office)
damn, that explains err-thing about yesterdays event, chinese dude was pissed and took it out on the person closest to him
"groddman! Ir vroted fror Yri ron-mirrion trimes!, nrow Ir crut yrour hread ofr briatch"
re: bootleg dvd's
never seen one, how big is the pic?
do you hear ray ray and them in the thee-ater yelling at the screen and shit?
pitt-button, cmon
that movie screams forest gump without the aids
"never seen one, how big is the pic?"
bootlegs have changed, real copies
most downloaded from or stolen from various sites/movie distributers
no ray ray, no shaking of camcorder
clear, good copies
"that movie screams forest gump without the aids"
homeless man's version, forrest crushes benji
EP are you into gook foreign films
"EP are you into gook foreign films"
as far as real movies with subtitles (RING U, Internal Affairs, etc?)
or like crazy gook porn
cuz the answer is yes and yes
gump is awesome
homeless man's version, forrest crushes benji
fact
cuz the answer is yes and yes
hilarity
"
cuz the answer is yes and yes"
hilarity, but was talking about real movies, have you seen oldboy, its a great great great movie, but if you havent dont know if you should watch it, it would make you sick now
cute gook gril here
but everytime i see her she's munchin lunch with her fag white ass rich boyfriend
she's like 5'4, small bosoms, tight little ass, cute face not real gookish like a fish or anything
smells nice too
my dick would probably look like a fucking baby arm to her but damn that's all the fun
seen it, the dude in the hotel room
very good movie, i only saw it after reading a review from one of those film festivals
Tarantino had mentioned it in one fo the interviews i read so i saught it out
it was excellent, no american remake though right? yet?
"it was excellent, no american remake though right? yet?"
no, they want to though, nic cage was gonna be the guy, but the movie would be a horrible idea here, they wouldnt let anything fly, itd be edited to hell.
the movie is actually part of a 'vengeance' trilogy by the director, the 3 movies have the same revenge theme, but they are not related in any way, the others are 'sympathy for mr. vengeance' and 'sympathy for lady vengeance'. i rank them oldboy>lady>mr.
I put some Cents on Suns -4 at Charlotte tonight.
Suns have been putrid lately, I think they're due for a good showing.
have seen this one too, was ok
i only knew it was a trilogy 2 minutes ago when you told me
so dont see the others your saying?
the others, btw, kidman
spooky kind of
only thai movie ive seen in ong-bak, which is awesome entertainment wise
"i only knew it was a trilogy 2 minutes ago when you told me
so dont see the others your saying?"
not must sees i guess
"Cassel OK with return as Brady backup"
um, getting paid nearly brady's salary and not having to play, yes please
fat prince 2 years/18mil not bad
Thanks Obama!
good Malcom Gladwell interview
EP, your* welcome
sfw
your girl bridget
saw those the other day
she maintains that while tih HEF she remained faitful
she must be hurtin for a squirtin
Thanks Obama!
I think that article has set some sort of record for most we todd did puns
Some interesting pics here
I owe less than a grand on my truck...suite
ivan meisel is bored
Some interesting pics here
pic # 3
like whoa
The "thanks obama" jokes never get old to me
great link jug
jeebus chris jug, those pics be crazy, you
The "thanks obama" jokes never get old to me
apparently
He's an angry elf
obamer appreciates your thank yous
-----------------------------^^^
this guy likes "Thanks Obama!" jokes.
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testing
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nevermind
Thanks Obama!
hope wingstop doesnt try anything price wise
At least we still have boneless wings
"nervemind"
*fized
Jacksonville Jaguars 30-1
I'd put a hundo on them.
if only all chicks could get their body back after having a baby, and quickly too
"Jacksonville Jaguars 30-1
I'd put a hundo on them."
and youd be 100$ poorer
me too zeke
"me too zeke"
see what i mean
s
if only all chicks could get their body back after having a baby, and quickly too
I was just peeping game on those.
she's my fav vic secret chick
and you'd lose that hundo
garrard is a joke
"she's my fav vic secret chick"
you aint nerve lied
"and you'd lose that hundo
garrard is a joke"
just playing the odds
the team that gets all the pub in one preseason and tanks usually does well the next
jax o-line was decimated, Indy could take a step back with that new coach, Tenn ain't repeating that success again. MJD should be the full time RB, jax might be aight.
your face is a joke
garrard is awful as blue pointed out and MJD wont flourish as an every down back
that deadspin shit deke was talking bout was funny
the az / iggle bet
"garrard is awful as blue pointed out and MJD wont flourish as an every down back"
hundo might be tooo much
$20 more like it
We need to put some of that bailout money towards this wings crisis.
thought he would get a cardinal on his ass, the saw was weak
"We need to put some of that bailout money towards this wings crisis."
obama would only approve money for sauceless fried chicken
"that movie screams forest gump without the aids"
This sounds familiar.
Oh yeah, I linked a video two days ago that said exactly that.
I'm not saying the Jags will win the whole deal but at 30-1 I'd do it.
I've always boycotted Deadspin out of principal*.
the principal wif belushi was an awesome movie
"just playing the odds"
i agree, decent odds. I'd be more excited about it if they didn't play in such a tough division
"I've always boycotted Deadspin out of principal*."
mee too until deke wazs making noice about it yesterday and i check it out, getting hit in the face with a cookie sheet is comedy
I was peeping game on 300 last night, forgot it had some sneeky bitties in there. it was a like finding a 20$ bill in your jeans that you hadn't worn in a while.
"Oh yeah, I linked a video two days ago that said exactly that."
settle down, i didnt see it
"Thanks Obama!"
Jugfast
EP, centsports looks like they will have some props btw.
btw, I'm still loving Pitt -7.
I think Woodley or one of those LB's will be MVP.
something like 3 sacks and a forced fumble (maybe even the trifecta, sack, FF, TD)
stallone has some awful tattoos
pitt sucks
"EP, centsports looks like they will have some props btw."
save your pennies
over fg's always a good bet
who will win MVP
who will catch the first pass
how many yards X will have
good stuff
A spy said, "Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she'd be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn't, she bailed."
she is nuts
Gitmo
"she is nuts"
All hot chicks are
baby pig backin rehab
*All chicks are
*fixed
good fiz
"...interrogators informing him that his team had beaten the Kansas City Chiefs 16-6 and subjecting Houshmandzadeh to a "celebratory" Gatoradeboarding."
hilarity
i read that about mariah. talk about having an EP sized ego
she is nuts
she's had a great comeback in the last few years though.
still topshelf
blue said...
pitt sucks
pitt/az bet?
I need AZ to win so I can win the bet w/ zeke
"i ain't gonna lie, it got a little dusty in here reading el tardo's farewell to the dooze."
thirded
It's funny how many Cardinal "fans" there are now. I would never see anyone associate themselves with the Cardinals, now every day I see at least 5 cars with flags in the windows, and so many people wearing Cards shirts now.
"i ain't gonna lie, it got a little dusty in here reading el tardo's farewell to the dooze."
fmz is always flapping her gums about getting a dog and about her old dog she had, about how great he was, blah, blah, blah.
my stock response is "the dog is dead"
she doesn't like that.
you're telling me that there are fair weather fans in AZ?
yet they can't even sell-out the wildcard game?
every day I see at least 5 cars with flags in the windows, and so many people wearing Cards shirts now.
do you still have your Bengals flag on your car?
bleu, az/pitt bet, meow.
"do you still have your Bengals flag on your car?"
I don't have any flags for my car. But I have Bengals shirts that I wear.
"you're telling me that there are fair weather fans in AZ?"
They're everywhere, right?
And I didn't say I was surprised. I said it was funny.
I missed The Office & 30 Rock. Was at the pub.
some soccer
"thirded"
the three fagateers
heard some Jeff Garcia quotes on Cowherd, man that guy is so fucking queer. I don't care who he's married to.
He'll come out once he retires.
"
the three fagateers"
hilarity
"the three fagateers"
I will cut your throat and fuck the hole.
I will cut your throat and fuck the hole.
welcome back deke!
deke was not an angry person
a hole is a hole, as long as there is a little heat in ther, I don't give a fuck.
Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM
*dussssst in the wind
"I will cut your throat and fuck the hole."
suite, the hole wont be that big
panda dick?
I might get a liverwurst sammie for lunch, haven't had that in a minute.
suite, the hole wont be that big
he could just use the pores on your skin
"liverwurst"
Just threw up in my mouth
Good to see these boys getting out of prison and getting jobs
s
Apparently I'm miniature golfing tonight
Good to see these boys getting out of prison and getting jobs
Thanks Osama!
I don't think Obama let that guy out
that's just dandy jug
Didn't McCain just say that he supports the decision to close it? Just maybe not so quickly.
I can't spout off some good old fashioned vitriol?
wtf
"I think that it's a wise move," McCain said about closing Guantanamo Bay. "But I also think that we should have addressed this whole issue completely, because it did not address the issue of those who we have in custody and can't -- and no country will take them back. We should have addressed the issue of those who we know would pose a threat to the United States, but we don't have sufficient evidence to move forward."
McCain said instead of closing Guantanamo Bay outright, he would have first continued the military commissions, which "after years of delay and obfuscation" were finally moving toward trials.
"So, the easy part, in all due respect, is to say we're going to close Guantanamo," McCain said. "Then I think I would have said where they were going to be taken. Because you're going to run into a NIMBY [not in my backyard] problem here in the United States of America."
I'm not an angry person at all.
deke would you mind typing the above for me?
nerve* mind
Meiz said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM
Put 'em all in the prisons here. They won't last a week.
I don't get it
obfuscation >>>>>> D-
"I don't get it"
Slumpbuster. Do it.
good call,
deke, what's the status, re: slumpbuster
please advice
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