Thursday, December 18, 2008

Then and Now

Then:







Now:

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Keith S said...

frist*

Jugdish said...

second

Jugdish said...

nice pic keef, is one of those you?

Jugdish said...

its been foggy and shitty here for the last 3 days. getting old

Jugdish said...

Dallas trip cancelled this weekend

Jugdish said...

rate jacking

Jugdish said...

poor poor vince...nothing is going right for the guy

maybe he can sign an endorsement deal with the companies that make the NFL benches or clipboards.

Jugdish said...

"If a space shuttle is too pricey, NASA is offering some of its shuttle main engines for anywhere between $400,000 and $800,000, not counting shipping costs."



sounds like a job for MPS

Jugdish said...

I ordered this last night

Jugdish said...

TPS calls...

Jugdish said...

I got tix to the Obama inaugeration...what kind of shoes should I wear?

Jugdish said...

Half day tomorrow...suite

El Padrino said...

"I got tix to the Obama inaugeration...what kind of shoes should I wear?"

Tims, with the tounges out

Jugdish said...

The Miz = Mize?

El Padrino said...

yeah, he's from the real world

Jugdish said...

Fuck you Al Gore

El Padrino said...

snow in vegas looks good

El Padrino said...

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Riddler wall

Jugdish said...

I like the Riddler wall...

Jugdish said...

Just got the free cookies email...


suite!

Andy M said...

Not sure if this was reported:

Next Batman movie. Eddie Murphy as the Riddler. Shia LeBeouf as Robin

El Padrino said...

let me smell your penis

Jugdish said...

I just heard that on the radio...intersting

H said...

Celtics winners of 16 straight

El Padrino said...

"Next Batman movie. Eddie Murphy as the Riddler. Shia LeBeouf as Robin"

you shut your mouth

El Padrino said...

"Celtics winners of 16 straight"

joe johnson memphis'd the free throws

Jugdish said...

Celtics winners of 16 straight


Rocket fans are already worried about the Celtics beating their win streak from last year.

Jugdish said...

Celtics winners of 16 straight



H...has anyone jumped in your cab and told you to "follow that car!"?

I bet that would be cool.

H said...

"doesn't matter if its by an inch or a mile, winning is winning"

Jugdish said...

f&f

H said...

Nope, no car chases yet, jug. It disappoints me greatly.

Jugdish said...

Don't give up hope

Andy M said...

"you shut your mouth"


Why you washin' your dick in the sink?

blue said...

i learnt something yesterday on the way home that I thought would be interesting to relay to LoV.

but i forgot

Jugdish said...

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brick wall?

Jugdish said...

wall blocker

blue said...

damn straight i blocked that wall

El Padrino said...

beer myths

blue said...

for those who don't know about Sammy Baugh.

he had 4INTs and 4TD passes in the same game...and by 4INTs i mean, he intercepted 4 passes, not threw 4 ints.

the 4INTS in the same game is a record that still stands as of today, despite the efforts of Bert Farve to throw to the same wrong guy 4 times.

El Padrino said...

sammy was a legend

rip

El Padrino said...

throwback

blue said...

after reading this I'm going to name my first born son Samuel

Andy M said...

"after reading this I'm going to name my first born son Samuel"


Be sure his middle name is LeRoy. It'll be a double tribute.

Andy M said...

Is that what kids do these days? Runnin' 'round wearin' short skirts, sniffin' cocaine, washin' dicks in the sink?

blue said...

why is andy worried about how EP washes his genitalia?

Jugdish said...

he's been thinking a lot about that stuff lately

tem said...

Total Scores through 2 posts:

Andy M 16
blue 45
el pad 27
jug 12
keith 30
spiff 53
Tyler 6
zeke 30

blue said...

damn, i'm still down by 8

tem said...

you're closing the gap.

blue said...

some topanga cleavage

tem said...

isn't she real fat now?

tem said...

she was always a "2B."

blue said...

what's a 2B?

blue said...

like second baseman?

blue said...

i figured she was more of a "catcher"

tem said...

a 2B is a girl, usually <21 who is pretty hot at that age, but you just know that she is destined "to be" a big fat as.

blue said...

oh

El Padrino said...

i think andy was quoting a movie but i cant put my finger on it

blue said...

oh

tem said...

indeed

Jugdish said...

The dick in the sink thing was from some Eddie Murphy stand up.

El Padrino said...

knew i heard that from somewhere

blue said...

oh, you mean the riddler

tem said...

yeah the Riddler.

Andy M said...

Response from the Commish on the self-vetoed Brand trade from last night: (sorry about the CnP)


Of course we vetoed that trade. I will always deny a trade when there is a major injury involved like this. Unless ofcourse the other party knows about the injury and still wants to make the trade.

Yahoo! does not have a way to protect teams from this sort of thing so we have to self manage it.

So for instance in this case. A trade was offered to "Corporate Ministry" for Elton Brand. He didn't respond to the trade for a few days, then when Brand got hurt last night he accepted the trade hoping it would go through.

Do you not agree that this trade should be denied?

Andy M said...

"why is andy worried about how EP washes his genitalia?"


It's early Eddie Murphy

blue said...

but you were still directing it at EP

Andy M said...

"but you were still directing it at EP"

so? A guy can't make random irreverent comments anymore?

Andy M said...

Boss was just pining for Ron Reagan.


I ::flank steaked:: him.

blue said...

"so? A guy can't make random irreverent comments anymore?"

you can type whatever you want, and i'll type whatever i want.

Andy M said...

"you can type whatever you want, and i'll type whatever i want."


Okay

blue said...

Andy seems more sensitive than Deke

Andy M said...

except the except opposite

blue said...

but about the same as Deluxe

Jugdish said...

There was a restaurant that my grandmother used to take us to that had a grilled cheese deluxe on the menu. That always made me laugh.

El Padrino said...

isnt that a grilled cheese with fries?

all diners here have that and it's not funny, it's normal

Jugdish said...

I thought it might have some mayo and a tomato on it.

I thought it was funny

El Padrino said...

rev's face is funny

tem said...

if that brand trade was proposed before he got hurt and then accepted immediately after he got hurt then i would veto it too.

tem said...

but if it was proposed and accepted before he got hurt then TFB.

tem said...

cnn.com is smart:

"No good way to tell kids they have cancer "


thanks.

El Padrino said...

i refuse to use Happy Holidays as my email signature

i'm going with merry christmas

screw the jews

El Padrino said...

furcal back with Dodgers

relax T

Jugdish said...

rev's face is funny



troof

El Padrino said...

"Tell Jimmy there won't be any East Carolinas or Cincinnatis on his schedule,'' Ryan needled when Johnson replaced Landry.

i ♥ buddy ryan

isiah thomas said...

Be sure his middle name is LeRoy. It'll be a double tribute.

Pops middle name is Leroy.

NS

Keith S said...

"nice pic keef, is one of those you?"

Yes, I'm Harry Dunn

isiah thomas said...

There was a restaurant that my grandmother used to take us to that had a grilled cheese deluxe on the menu. That always made me laugh.


Ground Round?

spaceman spiff said...

"some topanga cleavage"

do we get tcs points for fat chicks now?

Andy M said...

"if that brand trade was proposed before he got hurt and then accepted immediately after he got hurt then i would veto it too."

Looks that way

blue said...

Snow in Las Vegas...crazy

blue said...

not just a little bit either, huh?

blue said...

"do we get tcs points for fat chicks now?"

i wasn't looking for TCS points, just knew that Tem was a Topanga fan

isiah thomas said...

heard on the radio this AM that people were camped out at the airport here bc of flight cancellations to vegas.

El Padrino said...

YES! Skunkpatch picked the Panthers

spaceman spiff said...

"i wasn't looking for TCS points, just knew that Tem was a Topanga fan"

sure blecos

isiah thomas said...

Myth #4: Corona beer contains urine
This was a nasty rumor claiming that Mexican brewery workers were relieving themselves into the beer. Allegedly, the rumor was spread by a Heineken distributor and was only refuted following a lawsuit by Corona.


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAH

Keith S said...

jug
Not sure if you read AD comments, but I hit up O'Sheas the last time I was in Vegas for some beer pong

Jugdish said...

not the ground round, some place in Chicago near where she lives called The Blue Angel.

blue said...

oh look at spiff, he's on his zorse and he's got his little napoleon hat on...how cute

Jugdish said...

Not sure if you read AD comments, but I hit up O'Sheas the last time I was in Vegas for some beer pong


I saw that...good times! I need to go back in the next calendar year

isiah thomas said...

i wasn't looking for TCS points, just knew that Tem was a Topanga fan

I still want to bone Topanga.

tem said...

zorse is not used enough.

spaceman spiff said...

florencia gomez cordoba

more

another

more

another

six pack

nice way to start the morning

Keith S said...

"Snow in Las Vegas...crazy"

I laught at fmk for 10 minutes last night, told her she's going to freeze her as. off

tem said...

HUNGRY.

Topanga was hot on that show, but like I said she was a 2B all the way, so I suspect the link is of fat cleavage.

Keith S said...

"I saw that...good times! I need to go back in the next calendar year"


O'Sheas is great. Not only the beer pong, but they're 1 of the few places on the strip with $5 tables

Jugdish said...

I like those cheap tables too...Casino Royale has some cheap tables too.

Tyler said...

FURCAL BITCHES!

blue said...

who watched the victoria secret fashion show last night?

Tyler said...

Here's to a solid season and a half of Furcal over the next three years.

Tyler said...

I'm positive that if he signed with Atlanta, he'd play the entire three years. Unfortunately, we're only going to get a year and a half, max.

spaceman spiff said...

holly madison topless before pic

her fake titties look worse here

El Padrino said...

mike bibby with hair is not a good look

El Padrino said...

she's beat

blue said...

at least you can still wear your furcal j-shirt to games

Andy M said...

"so I suspect the link is of fat cleavage."


Yeppers

blue said...

it's not a picture of Andy M

Tyler said...

I don't roll with the j-shirt. It's a jersey.

Tyler said...

Last night, gftyler just told me how much she spent on me for Christmas. It's more than I spent on flowers. So, then I had to go online and buy something expensive. Stupid holidays.

Tyler said...

This was after I had to drop almost $450 on a traffic ticket. Stupid traffic cameras.

Tyler said...

I hate December.

Tyler said...

Stupid December.

isiah thomas said...

why didn't they take the vidyeo board down from the rca dome?

Tyler said...

El P, Boozer is opting out.

spaceman spiff said...

"Last night, gftyler just told me how much she spent on me for Christmas. "


thats fucked up of her

El Padrino said...

"But he was just getting warmed up: On top of Redford's criticisms of the Bush administration's environmental policies, he called Bush "morally criminal" on three separate occasions and said he "was shocked about how devious and sneaky" Bush has been while in office."

bush is the most disrespected president of at least my short lifetime and i think it's disgusting, i hope this is allowed when jesus obama is in office

El Padrino said...

especially actors and mucisians

they make me sick, if i had any integrity i would watch any of thier movies or listen to any of thier music

isiah thomas said...

This was after I had to drop almost $450 on a traffic ticket. Stupid traffic cameras.

dammmmmmmn.

were there late fees involved?

isiah thomas said...

bush is the most disrespected president of at least my short lifetime and i think it's disgusting, i hope this is allowed when jesus obama is in office

word

blue said...

tickets are the worse

isiah thomas said...

especially actors and mucisians


I never got this one, who gives a fuck what they think? If you form your views off of what they think you're a huge idiot.

Tyler said...

Furcal will receive $6.5 million the first year, $8.5 million the second, $12 million in 2011 and will receive a $3 million bonus at the end of the contract. He receives a vesting option for a fourth year that can be achieved if Furcal reaches about 600 plate appearances in the third year of the contract. The Associated Press reports that he would earn $12 million in that fourth year.

Jugdish said...

This was after I had to drop almost $450 on a traffic ticket. Stupid traffic cameras.


jeebus! You could have gotten her 4 dozen roses for that


What were you doing to get charged 450?

Tyler said...

Ha! Good luck with that one, Furcal.

isiah thomas said...

I just re-upped my cali vehicle registration the other day.

*making W sign with hand*

isiah thomas said...

I always get a little sad when I get to the end of my morning redbull.

Tyler said...

I was making a right turn at a light. The light was red, but there was no cross traffic and the light going the opposite way was changing. I was going maybe 2 mph and rolled the stop. You can see in the video at the end of it that the light changes. It's like a split second reaction. But since I didn't come to a full and complete stop, I'm screwed.

El Padrino said...

"What do you expect? We've got a major economic problem and I'm the president during the major economic problem. I mean, do people approve of the economy? No. I don't approve of the economy. ... I've been a wartime president. I've dealt with two economic recessions now. I've had, hell, a lot of serious challenges. What matters to me is I didn't compromise my soul to be a popular guy."

I admire you commander in chief. Thank you for your service to this great country.

isiah thomas said...

damn they got you on vid-ye-o?

450 for a rolling stop is steep.

El Padrino said...

T that's alot of bones for a ticket, especially from a camera

were you photographed cutting coke in the front seat?

Tyler said...

I talked to a whole bunch of people, they all said to just pay it. My realtor said he got a ticket at the same intersection and fought it and lost. And if you fight it, you can't go to traffic school.

Jugdish said...

damn they got you on vid-ye-o?


post it!

Tyler said...

The ticket was $381 plus a $40 administration fee for traffic school plus some B.S. $10 fee that they don't explain AND I still have to pay for traffic school. No late fees. I paid it early.

El Padrino said...

"But one thing's for certain. I'm confident that President-elect Obama knows that one of his most solemn duties is to protect the American people."


Gracious. A true man.

isiah thomas said...

And if you fight it, you can't go to traffic school.

online traffic school is a huge waste of time but worth it.

the one I used actually times how long you are on each page of the material and won't let you go fwd till after the time expires.

I had to take the final "test" at a computer lab at a Kinko's - so you could totally cheat if you wanted to but the test is mad easy.

spaceman spiff said...

"Ha! Good luck with that one, Furcal."

oft injured athlete magically find a way to play when big money is involved

Tyler said...

Can't post the video. You have to enter in the ticket and my license plate number on a website and then you can look at the video. I'm not posting my plate number here.

Jugdish said...

I got one of those for going through a red light recently...$75.

Tyler said...

Yeah I'm doing the online traffic school. It's like $15.

El Padrino said...

i'm dropping a "I'm not qualified to sign that aire request today"

Jugdish said...

I'm not posting my plate number here.



you just don't want us to see you driving a Prius.

Tyler said...

"oft injured athlete magically find a way to play when big money is involved"

Word, Spiff.

isiah thomas said...

The ticket was $381


GODDMAN!

just for a rolling stop?

how much is a speeding ticket, 1000$?

fucking recklass driving must be 10,000$.

CA gubment need money, you.

Andy M said...

"Last night, gftyler just told me how much she spent on me for Christmas. It's more than I spent on flowers. So, then I had to go online and buy something expensive. Stupid holidays."


I don't play that game.

We put $100 limit on this year anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Tyler said...

Aight, I gotta go to a meeting. Lates.

isiah thomas said...

Yeah I'm doing the online traffic school. It's like $15.

damn, my shit was like a hundo.

Tyler said...

DUI's here are $10k, easy. I've known a couple of people that have gone through that.

Tyler said...

Ok, now I gotta go to this meeting. Out.

isiah thomas said...

DUI's here are $10k, easy. I've known a couple of people that have gone through that.

can you finance that shit? I'd rather pay 10K than go to Tent City like they do here.

Andy M said...

That ticket shit is outrageous. I got popped doing 96 in a 65 and it was only $285.

spaceman spiff said...

"DUI's here are $10k, easy. I've known a couple of people that have gone through that."

friend got one, lucky he lives at home so he had spare money. he's almost off the 3 year 0 tolerance

spaceman spiff said...

he tried to fight it too, so that cost him some more dough

spaceman spiff said...

"That ticket shit is outrageous. I got popped doing 96 in a 65 and it was only $285."

CA has bumped up the fine amounts that last few years

spaceman spiff said...

96 in a 65 would be reckless driving no? how many years ago was it

spaceman spiff said...

traffic violation Z

spaceman spiff said...

ive gotten 3 tickets, none required traffic school

spaceman spiff said...

or points

spaceman spiff said...

someone throw me the outlet pass

spaceman spiff said...

uncontested layup

Jugdish said...

you fuckin wizzed that thing

spaceman spiff said...

T-minus 6 days until hawaii

spaceman spiff said...

actually cold in cali right now, so cant wait

spaceman spiff said...

visiting the big island too, some people are nuts for the choco dipped cookies they have there

isiah thomas said...

damn that thing is pointy


(twss)

spaceman spiff said...

they dip everything in choco, even got some gook shit, choco dipped squid

isiah thomas said...

sammy was Redskins legend

*fixed

El Padrino said...

"96 in a 65 would be reckless driving no? how many years ago was it"

i was arrested in florida for reckless driving

112 in a 45


that's a ns btw

spaceman spiff said...

andy have you peeped bar food paradise yet

isiah thomas said...

"Slingin' Sammy" was the last surviving member of the inaugural Hall of Fame class (inducted Sept. 7, 1963) and played for the Redskins from 1937-1952. Redskins fans hardly need a reminder of how great he was, but just to provide a bit of perspective, here are the other members of that class: Bert Bell, Joe Carr, Earl Clark, Red Grange, George Halas, Mel Hein, Wilbur Henry, Robert Hubbard, Don Hutson, Earl Lambeau, Tim Mara, George Preston Marshall, John McNally, Bronco Nagurski, Ernie Nevers, and Jim Thorpe.

ba-lee dat

isiah thomas said...

was Redskins

*bowing

spaceman spiff said...

breakast paradise is the worst one, but im not really a fan of breakfast

isiah thomas said...

112 in a 45

did the cop approach the vehicle with his gun out?

"boy git* your ass out that vee-hickle*"

spaceman spiff said...

"
112 in a 45


that's a ns btw"

is it a misdimeanor, has it been cleared

spaceman spiff said...

did you get your gold chain back when you were released or did someone jack it

Andy M said...

"andy have you peeped bar food paradise yet"


What? No.

El Padrino said...

"is it a misdimeanor, has it been cleared"

17 years old, sealed but yea cleared

and thank god it was sealed because when i was 18 i got arrested for shoplifting and since florida is a punk ass state i actually had to go through the motions, plead no contest and got a $500 fine, banishment from Burlington Coat Factory and 2 months probation

whack

isiah thomas said...

did you get your gold chain back when you were released or did someone jack it

hilarity

did you have the t-tops on or off the i-roc?

blue said...

they tack on an extra $40 here for "victim's assistance fund" on tickets.

what a joke, i don't give a shit about victims

isiah thomas said...

banishment from Burlington Coat Factory and 2 months probation

they sold Gints starter jackets?

El Padrino said...

"did you get your gold chain back when you were released or did someone jack it"

5 dudes in one cell til mom dukes came down to bail me out, 3 of them were passed out drunk the other was trying to intimidate me but only because he had about 100 pounds on me, i was thinking of ways to defend myself if he tried some shit but he just looked intimidating, didnt do shit

in fact his dad ended up coming to get him before my mom got me and whipped his ass right there in the station

it was hilarious

tem said...

"Last night, gftyler just told me how much she spent on me for Christmas. "

to ensure that you spent more than that.

the best part is, if she told you that she spend $200 then she really only spent $50.

blue said...

you're not allowed in burlington coat factory?

but they have pants for $7

blue said...

EP and michael scott cannot shop together

El Padrino said...

i'm trying to figure out if i would bang the new "administrative assistant", she's british

blue said...

the broncos are sweating the bills this weekend

blue said...

don't british chicks have fucked up teef

blue said...

speaking of british, ricky gervais's standup on HBO sucks

Jugdish said...

newer

blue said...

he's the guy who made the british office

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