Tuesday, December 16, 2008

TCS Round 2

It starts now.

First off some quick hitters:

Is it general "so's" chicken or general "sow's"?

If the Biggest Loser is such a reality hit, why don't they have the Biggest Gainer where they have anorexic chicks (or dudes I guess) gaining weight?

I saw the aftermath of a car wreck this morning that involved a garbage truck, a convertible and two cars that I could not identify.

Now TCS:

Seed #8 - The eighth seed barely squeaked by. They had a good showing early on in Round 1 but faded away. They were nearly ousted by Kod, but Kod didn't close it out at the end. Anyway, coming in with 23.5 Round 1 TCS points is Tyler.

Seed #1 - Basically the juggernaut of this competition so far. This guy hits all the open walls and has a knack for the natty z and premie z. Early on he was nailing the older/newers, that part of his game faded away, but the walls and z's remained. Keith rolls into the #1 seed with 99 points.


#1 vs #8 Preview - Keith should run away with this one. He is an early 60 point favorite.




Seed #7 - The seventh seed goes to someone who is "new" to LOV, but that didn't stop him from piling up some early Round 1 points. Right now his health is in question though, so a strong round 2 performance is questionable. Andy M rolls in at #7 with 34 TCS points.

Seed #2 - A mind bottling slow start for the #2 seed kept him down early, but late in Round 1 he put up point totals that were equal to Keith's. Zeke claims the #2 seed with 61 TCS points and comes into Round 2 as one of the favorites to win it all.

#2 vs #7 Preview - This is the battle everyone had hoped for. Some call it the quitter's match, some call it the born again match. Zeke is a big favorite in this one at -25, but don't count out Andy M. He might have a trick or two up his sleeve.




Seed # 6 - 38 TCS points secured the 6 seed for this competitor out of Colorado. This competitor showed solid all around skills, but might be down a bit after having missed out on the 3 seed by only 8 points. Blue claims this spot.

Seed # 3 - Amazing linking skills landed this person at #3. 44 points, pretty much all from links, was all this guy needed. Bringing both quality and quantity to the links this person is the dark horse pick by many to win it all. Spiff claims this spot as a linking legend and will no doubt use those skills to rack up some more points.

#3 vs #6 Preview - The judge decided against awarding Spiff a free pass to round 3 based on the fact that the Michelle Pfeiffer links could have been Michael Pfeiffer. Spiff will have to earn his way into round 3, but will receive a +10 bonus to start the round. The Pfeiffer pics were solid efforting. Blue will have to overcome this deficit, it will be fun to watch to see if he can. Spiff is a 20 point favorite here (that takes into account his 10 bonus points).




Seed #5 - El Pad rolls into the 5 seed with 39 TCS points. El Pad is a New York style blogger who brings a good all around game to the playing field. From links to HDH he has a well rounded game.

Seed #4 - 40 TCS points gave Jug the 4 seed. Jug brings some NASA style to the TCS and nobody should ever count out NASA. If only "going here to see this" links were worth points Jug would be a favorite to win it all.


#4 vs #5 Preview - This one is a pick em folks. Nobody knows who is going to win. It is NYC vs NASA, the fight everyone has been hankering to see.



All Round 2 is on, it goes through Keith's post next monday then we take a break until after the hollidays for round 3.

Get to it!

555 comments:

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Jugdish said...

I think my run/rev should count for round 2

Jugdish said...

it was today...

Jugdish said...

tired

blue said...

the rules were from tem's post through keith's post


no mention of days


judge rules....no points for jug

Jugdish said...

you're not the judge

El Padrino said...

i love wintry mix

blue said...

i'm the judge, jury, and executioner

blue said...

woohoo

heat wave here today, highs expected to reach 20....hooray

El Padrino said...

zeke good game, seemed like the knickerbockers missed every three they took

matt barnes is a piece of shit

nash loves d'antoni, add him to the list if he opts out next year

shaq looked good, rested, hit his FT's was very nimble in the lane

barbosa needs more minutes, not sure why porter treats him like shit

El Padrino said...

"Well I have to admit I thought the Sugar Bowl tickets would be snapped up by now, but whether it was the computer snafu on Friday or just the poor economy, ticket sales have apparently gone a little slower after the first initial rush."

maybe it's because mormons dont travel well? especially to New Orleans

blue said...

what do mormons have to do with the superbowl?

El Padrino said...

ba rum bum bum bum

El Padrino said...

"what do mormons have to do with the superbowl?"

please re-read the excerpt carefully

blue said...

sugar bowl, doh

please disregard my hooked on fonicks reading

blue said...

Utah doesn't travel well, this is well known.

they had trouble selling all their tickets a few years ago.

plus the fact that I think everyone knows Utar is going to get rolled by Alabamer

blue said...

a lady i work with is going to the 1-AA national championship game...or FCS, in chatanooga this weekend.

Montana is back in the title game again, fucking Grizz.

El Padrino said...

ah who knows, i didnt think they'd win a couple of years ago

blue said...

"ah who knows, i didnt think they'd win a couple of years ago"

when they played Pitt? pitt was gawdawful like most teams from the big least

tem said...

"I think my run/rev should count for round 2"

it was on keith's post, it counts for round 1.

tem said...

also that Rev jumped you from tied for 5th to 4th.

blue said...

executioner i say

tem said...

fyi final round 1 scores:

keith 99
zeke 61
spiff 44
jug 40
el pad 39
blue 38
Andy M 34
Tyler 23.5
kod 23
MVN 18
deke 8
steve 7
beth 6
rev 4
iam 2
H 0
freak -20

Jugdish said...

at least it counted.

El Padrino said...

A Delaware man has been arrested after being accused of arranging a bizarre plot that involved castrating his ex-son-in-law.

Wilbur Eichman has been charged with one count of criminal solicitation after he paid a man cash to beat up his ex-son-in-law.

Police say Eichman paid 34-year-old Charles Pernot $1,200 to beat up the victim and even offered up a bonus if Pernot cut off the victim's genitals.

blue said...

"also that Rev jumped you from tied for 5th to 4th."

jug now has HFA...good move

El Padrino said...

Wilbur

hahahahaaaa

tem said...

main post has round 2 matchups on it now.

tem said...

blue is down 10 already.

Steve said...

"steve will be happy about that"


why would I be happy about that? You spend way to much time thinking about what you think I think. You all day and all night boys get kinda creepy sometimes.

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I'm leaving for Alabama for 3 days, may god have mercy on my soul.

blue said...

oh, matched up with spiff for the 2nd round

i'm not match for his nekkid linking skillz

El Padrino said...

Guy Ritchie got 76MM out of Madonna

Jugdish said...

You spend way to much time thinking about what you think I think.


it takes two seconds to make a post and then forget about it. Stop flattering yourself.

Jugdish said...

Guy Ritchie got 76MM out of Madonna


arod is next

Jugdish said...

wft did he do for 76 million?

blue said...

i'm down 10? spiff hasn't even posted

Jugdish said...

its not like he suffered

blue said...

final results have been tallied, and i'm sorry to say Tem, you're the last team to arrive and you have been eliminated from the amazing bTCS

tem said...

spiff got bonus points for pfeiffer instead of a free pass.

tem said...

"you're the last team to arrive "

wasn't i the first team to arrive too?

Jugdish said...

tem was elminated from the bTCS and he was the only one in it.

that has to be worth negative points in the tcs

El Padrino said...

article on ritchie's riches

Jugdish said...

Deke has been found!

Jugdish said...

State Rep. Jeffrey Wood apologized Monday for acting irresponsibly, saying "my bad."

blue said...

"spiff got bonus points for pfeiffer instead of a free pass."

i see that now, fair ruling

blue said...

"wasn't i the first team to arrive too?"

if you're not first, you're last

shake and bake...first you shake it, then you bake it

magic man and el diablo


oh, and i'm too lazy to keep making up scores...which is the ultimate amount of lazy.

tem said...

"oh, and i'm too lazy to keep making up scores...which is the ultimate amount of lazy."

making things up is hard.

El Padrino said...

unless your pecos

me in 5 years said...

"zeke good game, seemed like the knickerbockers missed every three they took"

Knicks were just adequate enough for me

me in 5 years said...

Unlees my pecos what?

tem said...

come on as. you know your = you're when el pad types it.

me in 5 years said...

I know, but it's still fun to say

me in 5 years said...

Oh wait, I can change back to myself this morning

tem said...

can you?

blue said...

our receptionist tried to point that i had misused your/you're and their/there/they're in an email, because she's an english major.

i told her to find it and prove it....she reluctantly admitted that it wasn't me whom had the bad grammer, but the marketing manager.

Keith S said...

Yes I can

Jugdish said...

I thought that was you

El Padrino said...

got a phone booth keef?

Keith S said...

So she has a degree and she's a receptionist?

Keith S said...

"got a phone booth keef?"

Yeah, and Kiefer Sutherland keeps calling me in it

El Padrino said...

i doubt pam is an engrish majour blue

Keith S said...

I'm 15% of the way to my $10 goal on centsports

blue said...

yes, a degree in engrish

which qualifies you to be a receptionist....or communications coordinator, i think is her official title.

tem said...

"So she has a degree and she's a receptionist?"

yeah an english degree.

Keith S said...

"communications coordinator"

Meaning that when when someone calls in, she coordinates for them to communicate with you? I like it

tem said...

english degree = worthless =i2i

Keith S said...

Centsports not having their money lines listed in the morning is functionally retarded

Keith S said...

I hope Tyler doesn't try to bribe tem with some $108 flowers this round

blue said...

or $150 tires

Keith S said...

Wow, Kanye on SNL was a wreck

El Padrino said...

or something rad

Jugdish said...

bailout

El Padrino said...

"Wow, Kanye on SNL was a wreck"

said that yesterday

-150 points

Keith S said...

Megan Fox is yummy

El Padrino said...

could have sworn her tits were bigger

Keith S said...

Kanye is bad

Did you link it, Snobberino?

El Padrino said...

baltimore still bitchin about the TD, newsflash crab cakes : thye drove 92 yards on your ass

could stopped them ya know

El Padrino said...

i didnt link it, just mentioned it

keefasclown

Keith S said...

Sharon Osbourne attacked Megan from I♥$
Hilarity ensued

El Padrino said...

and i dont have a problem with jeff fishers call, i have a problem with the actual play call

really?
a fade to McCairens?

really?

Jugdish said...

fillies

blue said...

not her best work at the Spike awards

You like my jersey? said...

This is the battle everyone had hoped for. Some call it the quitter's match, some call it the born again match.

hi-fucking-larity

this is worth at least....at least 5 bTCS points.

blue said...

are disappointing links negative points?

You like my jersey? said...

barbosa needs more minutes, not sure why porter treats him like shit

a-fucking-men

I've been axing fmz who my favorite sun in case she gets me something suns related presents.

the answer most commonly received from her is "Andrew Balboa" (ns)

Jugdish said...

nope

blue said...

at least she knows it's not Rocky Balboa

Keith S said...

Cleveland State dropping a 60 foot shot at the buzzer to beat Syracuse last night didn't suck

tem said...

"Andrew Balboa" (ns)"


hilarious.

El Padrino said...

"Cleveland State dropping a 60 foot shot at the buzzer to beat Syracuse last night didn't suck"

Jimmy B punching the mic in the press conf didnt suck either

You like my jersey? said...

wft did he do for 76 million?

have you seen pics of madonna recenlty? He didn't get enough if you ax me.

blue said...

at least she didn't say "eva longoria's husband"

You like my jersey? said...

Jimmy B punching the mic in the press conf didnt suck either

that guy shoulda retired a few seasons ago.

ns

Jugdish said...

have you seen pics of madonna recenlty? He didn't get enough if you ax me.


like you wouldn't do her for 76 million.

Jugdish said...

have you seen pics of madonna recenlty? He didn't get enough if you ax me.


you'd probably do rev for 76 million

isiah thomas said...

the weather today is beautiful

blue said...

i'd probably do her for 75M

Jugdish said...

see? blue would even give her a 1 million discount

isiah thomas said...

like you wouldn't do her for 76 million.

there was more "s" then* "ns" in my original comment jug. space got you stressed?

El Padrino said...

"that guy shoulda retired a few seasons ago.

ns"

why? one of the best still

no?

i think recruiting might be a problem, syracuse isnt exactly a "true college town", it's just quaint upstate ny town

i couldnt afford the tuition there but went on a tour twice of the campus and surronding areas

El Padrino said...

madonna probably strapped one on and gave it to ritch man a couple of times

he didnt get enough

although lets not talk about how much we'd do people for, it's not healthy

Jugdish said...

there was more "s" then* "ns" in my original comment jug. space got you stressed?


just giving ya shit

isiah thomas said...

you'd probably do rev for 76 million

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

blue said...

"although lets not talk about how much we'd do people for, it's not healthy"

because the numbers are staggeringly low?

Jugdish said...

because the numbers are staggeringly low?


the bad economy

blue said...

or maybe because being paid for sex is illegal in 49 states

Keith S said...

If Syracuse was about 200 miles south, it would be the greatest.college.campus.ever

Keith S said...

It's only illegal if you get caught

El Padrino said...

"because the numbers are staggeringly low?"

yes

blue said...

guy ritchie deserves it though...before madonna...snatch, lock stock and 2 smoking barrels.

after madonna: swept away, revolver, rocknrolla

blue said...

the chick ruined his career

blue said...

i mean Snatch is probably in the top 10 of my alltime favorite movies...and then she got her kaballah claws into him

Jugdish said...

he was flying high before that...




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Andy M said...

I'm conceding my round 2 matchup.

Jugdish said...

deke wouldn't have quit so easily

Jugdish said...

zeke would have, but not deke

isiah thomas said...

"that guy shoulda retired a few seasons ago.

ns"

why? one of the best still

no?

Cuse has missed the tourney the last 2 seasons at least right?

Jugdish said...

s

isiah thomas said...

zeke would have, but not deke

hilarity

isiah thomas said...

zeke/deke would have really dengerated into a battle.

Andy M said...

I'd do Madonna for a hundred bucks. I need the money.

Jugdish said...

I can only hope that andy m is getting more sexytime since he has been gone more.

Jugdish said...

You mean you'd let Madonna do you for 100 bucks

blue said...

i think 'cuse made it last year, i could be wrong though

isiah thomas said...

since (marsh)Melo, Cuse has been bad right?

tem said...

i'd do her for 100K.

isiah thomas said...

Andy lay off the meds for the next few days and bring Deke back for the TCS.

El Padrino said...

"Cuse has missed the tourney the last 2 seasons at least right?"

100% should have made it last year
got jobbed by the comittee

big east is tough, recruiting is an issue

still a great bball coach

Keith S said...

"deke wouldn't have quit so easily"

Deke was a lazy bastard

Jugdish said...

i'd do her for 100K.


aren't you scared of microwaves? She will give you something worse than radiation.

Keith S said...

"zeke/deke would have really dengerated into a battle."

This is a big TCS point grabber

Jugdish said...

Deke was a lazy bastard


TCS is tailor made for the lazy...he would just have to sit there and type.

tem said...

"aren't you scared of microwaves? She will give you something worse than radiation."

i'd eat microwaved food for 100K.

isiah thomas said...

still a great bball coach

I suffered through Llllllloyd Carr, old coaches need to be put out of their misery sometimes.

blue said...

"since (marsh)Melo, Cuse has been bad right?"

they've won at least 19 games every year

El Padrino said...

"since (marsh)Melo, Cuse has been bad right?"

not bad, suite 16 year after i think, then two back to back first round losses, then two straight no invites so a little bad but not terribly bad, especially when you consider how much stronger the big east became

isiah thomas said...

they've won at least 19 games every year

yeah but aren't 6 of their w's early in the year played against creampuffs?

El Padrino said...

"and they win 19 every year like blue said"

last year won 21 games with 0 talent other then the white guy who has the color me badd beard

blue said...

"yeah but aren't 6 of their w's early in the year played against creampuffs?"

like cleveland state?

you're right, but so are a lot of "good" teams preseason games.

El Padrino said...

yeah but aren't 6 of their w's early in the year played against creampuffs?

not always, depends on the tournaments, either way all teams play cream puffs no?

this year they beat florida and kansas in the auto part classic

isiah thomas said...

last year won 21 games with 0 talent other then the white guy who has the color me badd beard

didn't that guy get in trouble recently for ho-slapping some chick?


"oooooooo I wanna sex you up....all night...yeah" *insert ho slap here*

isiah thomas said...

Devendork

blue said...

this year they beat Kansas and Florida in pre-conference schedule...and they have memphis next week.

isiah thomas said...

you're right, but so are a lot of "good" teams preseason games.

that's my point, saying a team wins "19" is like saying a CFB team is "bowl eligible"

"bowl eligible" = .500 record

blue said...

that silence is nobody caring since Tiger was out all season

blue said...

winning 19 though still means you have to do decent in the 20 or so games you play in conference against the big beast

El Padrino said...

WADR zeke he's a hall of famer, 776-278, still gets the most out of his players and always a threat to win the BIG EAST tournament

blue said...

and boeheim was on the redream/redeem/olympic team

El Padrino said...

master teacher of the 2-3 zone too

isiah thomas said...

I'm not saying he's a bad coach, just getting old.

sometimes legends hang on too long.

I thought they hadn't been to the tourney for 3 or 4 years, sounds like I got bad intel. I blame Bush.

isiah thomas said...

I grew up watching Big Monday on ESPN - Big John, Louie Carnesseca, Rollie, Jimmy B, etc.

blue said...

it's obamer trying to deflect you from the white coach

El Padrino said...

"I thought they hadn't been to the tourney for 3 or 4 years, sounds like I got bad intel. I blame Bush."

nah, 2 but again last year they deserved to go, forgot who stole the at-large from them but they had the resume

El Padrino said...

Louie C!

YEAH!

isiah thomas said...

I hope Andy Reid chokes on his cheesesteak today.

fat fucker

blue said...

cheesesteak sounds good.

isiah thomas said...

nah, 2 but again last year they deserved to go, forgot who stole the at-large from them but they had the resume

yeah didn't they lose out on a bid the last two years to MAC schools or some shit?

El Padrino said...

probably a mid-major

fucking mid-majors always think they belong

blue said...

Davidson is good

El Padrino said...

Stephen Curry is good

El Padrino said...

Mob Hits Christmas

do it do it

blue said...

watched some CBS college BBall over the weekend, the memphis/georgetown game was good


and it was nice to not have to listen to billy packer, although clark kellogg was awful

blue said...

clark would go long stretches without saying anything, and you could tell that Jim Nantz was uncomfortable...it was weird to hear silence for 15 seconds

blue said...

then it's like somebody talked into clark's headset and said "say something" and he'd say "memphis is in man to man defense" and then be quiet again for a stretch.

El Padrino said...

kellog is turrible

Keith S said...

OU running back out for the title game

Andy M said...

"Andy lay off the meds for the next few days and bring Deke back for the TCS."



I'm too sick right now

Keith S said...

too sick to sit on the computer?

blue said...

he's too busy sitting on the toilet

spaceman spiff said...

lingerie football league calendar pics

El Padrino said...

The ox and lamb kept time

El Padrino said...

spiff just put blue away with one link

spaceman spiff said...

"OU running back out for the title game"

tard 2.0 will throw for 8 TDs instead of 6

S

blue said...

damn, that was an awsome* link

El Padrino said...

5 PINKY RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spaceman spiff said...

4 cannolis

El Padrino said...

all treeee godfathers

blue said...

where is the tem movie review today?

i'm really interested in this Val kilmer biopic. Valkeryie or something.

spaceman spiff said...

2 guinea t's (found only at tjokes)

isiah thomas said...

OU running back out for the title game

first the heisman jinx, now this.

at least Tesus will go pro after FLA wins.

El Padrino said...

AND A RIDE IN MY IROC ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

isiah thomas said...

I thought Tem already reviewed that movie?

blue said...

percy harvin is going to play though

blue said...

has TP said if he's making the trip?

spaceman spiff said...

going to the nfl will be tesus' crucifixion, and then he will be ressurected as a gay porn star

El Padrino said...

ray lewis would break tesus with the quickness

blue said...

he should start growing the 'stache now

blue said...

randy cross is growing the porn stache....it's even funnier because he has gray hair, and his porn stache is dark brown.

Andy M said...

"too sick to sit on the computer?"




Too busy at work

blue said...

i hate Seal

or I respekt the hell out of him

more

El Padrino said...

klum is yummy
i assume that's who you linked

isiah thomas said...

going to the nfl will be tesus' crucifixion, and then he will be ressurected as a gay porn star

hilarity

blue said...

good assumption

it's the only reason i hate Seal

El Padrino said...

jim carrey created the Fockers

isiah thomas said...

Andy might have found his muse in Carrey:

Carrey: Well, that's another thing. You know at the risk of like opening up the whole Tom Cruise Prozac argument, you know, I don't disagree in many ways. I think Prozac and things like that are very valuable to people for short periods of time. But I believe if you're on them for an extended period of time, you never get to the problem. You never get to see what the problem is, because everything is just kind of OK. And so, you don't deal. And people deal when they get desperate.

El Padrino said...

i dont understand depression

El Padrino said...

especially when you got millions up your ass

isiah thomas said...

fuck it

isiah thomas said...

quick

isiah thomas said...

almost

isiah thomas said...

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