Monday, December 22, 2008

No more pencils, no more books

Well as of today I am officially done with school. Like, forever. Thank God, too. Shit is stressful and takes up all my time. I hated every minute of it, but I don’t ever have to worry about it again. But now that I won’t need to be online studying just about every night, my LoVAD & LoVWE participation might take a little hit.

WWL comment…“Exactly what Charger fans want: Rematch for the division. No excuse. Hochuli never happened.” Um, numbskull, if Hochuli never happened, this game wouldn’t be a must win for the Chargers.

In case you missed any of the action from LoVWE, apparently mize & kod think that mize is the “realest dog” in LoV. Yes, mize, who played a character known as “deke” for 2 ½ years. Feel free to mock them both.

As much shit as I give EP about the GGGGGGGGGGGmen, I can’t deny that they are a solid as. team. With that running game, they are gonna be tough to beat when it counts. Rotating between Jacobs/Ward is going to wreak havoc for anyone they face in the playoffs. Titans/Giants Super Bowl would be a suite game to watch with bolth* of those running games.

Weekend was alright. Went to a Chrismas* party on Saturday night which was decent. Not many people there, but that was fine because there was lots of booze. Left the party and went to the ol’ gentlemen’s club. It’s one of those places that doesn’t have a full lineup of hot chicks because of its location. But it’s about 100 times better than it was 5 years ago. But even though the talent isn’t A+, it’s a solid B, and solid B talent makes them work harder for their money. So there you go.

Softball update. This is the first time I’ve played in a few weeks, so we started a new season tonight. Split the double header and I went 4-6 with a walk. It was cold, too. I had to bust out my stocking cap. And fuck everyone who tells me that this isn’t cold. I know I don’t live in the Rockies, the midwest, or the northeast. But I live here, and it’s cold for here, so go fuck yourself.

Today is the last day of the 1st round of the TCS. I don’t know the official scores, but I’m guessing spiff is ahead of blue by about 100 points now. We really need to just give spiff the TCS crown right now.

Let's do this

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Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

and, Palin

El Padrino said...

awesomeness

El Padrino said...

allow me to hand out the first annual hahhahhahaaahahahaaaa awards

El Padrino said...

Broncos

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

El Padrino said...

JETS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
::coughing hard from laughter::

WOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

BUCS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

Cardinals

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

Steve when your done with that you owe me for the giant game

El Padrino said...

awesome game last night

awesome

carolina has a hell of a offensive line, really good football team, deangelo = special
mad respek after last nights game

everytime i watch steve smith i'm in awe, dude is so awesome i want to name a fish or hamster after him

love john fox, he was a grate coach here in ny, obviously doing grate in NC....

El Padrino said...

and does kasay make that kick in Charlotte?

absolutely he does

El Padrino said...

8-0 at home, they would have been tough to beat in Charlotte

corey webster had a great game, glad they locked him up

El Padrino said...

continental plane in denver

some scary shit yo

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

yea, it was a hell of a game.

get clinching, but fun.

Beth said...

No hahahahaha for the Falcons EP. They were off a bit yesterday though but thank god the Vikings decided to give them the game as an early Christmas present.

El Padrino said...

protruding nipples on Lisa Rinna, nsfw and she was pregnant and it was 10 years ago

El Padrino said...

falcons, i know your proud of them
one of the better stories this year

excellent young qb, much respek

Beth said...

And Carolina is a good team, but they have to win next week to hold on to the division. (I'm assuming the Falcons will take of business and beat the Rams.)

Beth said...

Someone needs to buy Lisa Rinna a razor.

El Padrino said...

yes, she is a bit bushy

El Padrino said...

Iggles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

"Think Arizona has no shot in Masshole but don't like the line. Pats are one injury away from calling up Vinny Testerverde to play linebacker. The Denver line is big, even though Buffalo blows again. I'd like to buy into Houston but something goofy can happen in Oakland right? Speaking of goofiness in Oakland the Jets lost in Oakland in week 2. Who's to say they will win and cover in the final home game for Mike Holgrem? They are also o-fer this year travelling out west."


foreshadowing

good call on NE zeke, i shoulda pet dollars on all of these mentioned

El Padrino said...

mad brick out
booger freezing on moustache day

Jugdish said...

At 4 PM yesterday I took Jonathan Stewart out of my line up and put Jacobs back in (since I was pretty sure he was going to play).

suite

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Sales dude came into my office.

His plane had to do a secondary landing because the pilot said "they forget to tell him there where snow plows on the run way".

I'm thinking thats code for the pilot screwed up.

Jugdish said...

i wish i had seen that game though.

Jugdish said...

I'd like to nominate Dallas for a HAHAHAHA award...losing the last game ever at Texas Stadium

El Padrino said...

"i wish i had seen that game though."

were you here and not here?

Jugdish said...

and the Texans for losing to the Raiders

El Padrino said...

yes dallas

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

but if they beat the iggles they are in and i dont want them to be in

El Padrino said...

"and the Texans for losing to the Raiders"

texans are who we thought they are that didnt surprise me

Jugdish said...

Yeah...at the in laws last night.

Jacobs did put me in the Super Bowl of my money league though.

Jugdish said...

but if they beat the iggles they are in and i dont want them to be in


I figured they were in trouble when all these Texan fans were calling in and talking about the Bears game next week...overlooking the Raiders.

El Padrino said...

johnnie lee higgins

doing work

tem said...

it's the last day of the second round of TCS, mr. as.

El Padrino said...

the yeast infection cleared up thanks to the strong medical team in Tampa Bay

tem said...

"and the Texans for losing to the Raiders"

knocked me out of my suicide pool.

fucking texans.

tem said...

i suppose i better get to scoring the last post.

Jugdish said...

knocked me out of my suicide pool.


what were your other choices?

what could you have won?

tem said...

my other choices were basically, san fran, the bengals, atlanta or houston.

everyone else either sucks (Det) or i already picked.

the pool was $1900. Six people were left. 3 are left now.

Beth said...

Speaking of suicide pools, since my pick (the Jets) lost this week the LOV league now lists me and Tem as co-champions it looks like.

I can live with that.

El Padrino said...

"the pool was $1900. Six people were left. 3 are left now."

the monster one i loss, 13 people are going into the last week if they all win they split, bout 7K each

Jugdish said...

not a bad take home.

tem said...

"lost this week the LOV league now lists me and Tem as co-champions it looks like. "

yay, not picking worked out for me.

co-champ tem!

El Padrino said...

moondog fires jerry jones

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Stephanie Seymour

she's still looks real good. she's gotta 40+ or so.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"co-champ tem!"

but there is an asterisk next to the W.

El Padrino said...

madden is pissed nbc flexed the San Diego game, now he has to drive cross country

El Padrino said...

they should have flexed the Chad Pennginton Bowl

tem said...

it is cold here.

tem said...

"madden is pissed nbc flexed the San Diego game, now he has to drive cross country"

maybe he should take another day off. he hasn't had a day off in like 4 weeks.

JFreak said...

Neither Beth nor Tem is the champ.

I am.

blue said...

and i finished 2nd

tem said...

good work you two.

Beth said...

"Neither Beth nor Tem is the champ.

I am."

Well yeah, if you want to get all technical about it...

tem said...

technical this retards.

Keith S said...

"love john fox, he was a grate coach here in ny, obviously doing grate in NC...."

Your grate

Keith S said...

Is Hochuli doing the Chargers/Broncos game?

El Padrino said...

"Is Hochuli doing the Chargers/Broncos game?"

i doubt it, we all wish though

blue said...

jay cutler is awesome

blue said...

being down a TD and throwing INTs at the goal line is the thing of legend

tem said...

"being down a TD and throwing INTs at the goal line is the thing of legend"

bert taught him that.

blue said...

stupid buccaneers, why can't you win

blue said...

i'm glad i wasn't going to Houston about 6PM on saturday night

tem said...

"get clinching"
"grate coach"
"they forget to tell him there where snow plows on the run way"

is it christmas already? these are gems.

tem said...

"stupid buccaneers, why can't you win"

because the defense is too old to play a whole season. they have bert favre disease.

Keith S said...

tem, don't forget "she's still looks real good"

El Padrino said...

I jizzed my pants just now

blue said...

"Is Hochuli doing the Chargers/Broncos game?"


"John Parry's crew is scheduled to work the winner-takes-all game between the Broncos and the Chargers"

blue said...

"I jizzed my pants just now"

that's gotta be embarrassing, and uncomfortable.

tem said...

"tem, don't forget "she's still looks real good""

not sure how i missed that.

gems though, all gems.

El Padrino said...

"that's gotta be embarrassing, and uncomfortable."

watch the vid

blue said...

jims though, all jims

*fized

Keith S said...

Brazilian chicks are the better

blue said...

and they wax

blue said...

wax on, whacks off

tem said...

they also know ju jitsu.

tem said...

brazilian ju jitsu.

which is BJJ.

which is like BJ with and extra J.

blue said...

eliza dushku topless video

i don't know, or give a shit if it was posted already.

for those who don't know, this is that chick from Bring it On, that didn't have fucked up teef.

blue said...

still photo from the video

blue said...

i ♥ eliza

El Padrino said...

i like dickshu i'll peep that later

blockeddddd

blue said...

there's some amy winehouse topless pictures out there. I think i'll pass on those, thanks

Keith S said...

"eliza dushku topless video"

Bravo. I've always liked her

tem said...

ok really going to score tcs now.

be back in hours.

Keith S said...

Lions putting in max effort for 0-16

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

When was the last time a team when winnless in the NFL? Or has it ever happend?

Keith S said...

Is that Amy Winehouse topless, or John Travolta?

kodiac said...

Beth, we should have bet on yesterdays game

-congrats to the Falcons; I'm unhappy with the Vikes performance (especially AP), but the Falcons have a very good team.

El Padrino said...

"When was the last time a team when winnless in the NFL? Or has it ever happend?"

79 bucs, 0-14 led by Steve Spurrier

blue said...

it's pretty bad when the fans think they were better off with Joey Harrington.

kodiac said...

When was the last time a team when winnless in the NFL? Or has it ever happend?

TB went 0-14 back in 1976 (I think that was the year); but no team has gone 0-16

kodiac said...

ah, 79

blue said...

it was 1976, tampa's expansion year team.

El Padrino said...

76,79

smae difference

blue said...

79 was the year they played in the NFC championship

blue said...

so, a little bit of a difference

blue said...

Doug Williams, superstar

blue said...

and ricky bell

blue said...

and leroy Selmon

blue said...

bucs nfc championship game premie z

isiah thomas said...

smae

If he keeps this up today, where* waiving the 5 year waiting period for the HDH HOF.

El Padrino said...

the orange uni's were turrrrrible

isiah thomas said...

it was 1976, tampa's expansion year team.

I thought I heard they went 0-12 to start the next season also.

blue said...

"I thought I heard they went 0-12 to start the next season also."

yep, 26 straight losses

isiah thomas said...

hahhahhahaaahahahaaaa awards

Kimbo Slice

blue said...

creamsicle, creamsicle

tem said...

just met bobby hoying.

isiah thomas said...

creamsickle

*fixed

blue said...

he's one of the greatest tOSUers ever

isiah thomas said...

just met bobby hoying.

I'd be more impressed if you told me you met Johnny Utar

tem said...

"Have fun in the Short North"

this from yesterday was worth +4 points. i can't deny that it is funny.

as.

blue said...

funny is +4?

damen

Keith S said...

Short North is were* all the gay bars are at

Beth said...

"Beth, we should have bet on yesterdays game"

Yeah, I thought about it too late, plus I haven't been on LOV too much lately.

I like to think the Falcons could've won the game on their own yesterday, but the Vikings made sure they never had to find out with all those turnovers. Yikes.

tem said...

Johnny Utar doesn't come back to tOSU anymore. tOSU fans put a hit out on him the minute he lost them the Orange Bowl or Citrus Bowl or Gaytor* Bowl or whatever.

tem said...

"funny is +4?"

it is usually worth +2, but that one got bonus points.

spaceman spiff said...

went to a friends going away party on saturday, this porn chick was there with us. Apparently she was an ex of one of the dude's friends. I had never heard of her

tem said...

"*In any case, Gophers will beat Louisville tomorrow....bet Minni to win and thank me later (ns)"

good call by Kod.

JFreak said...

I wish someone would make a centsports account and just make EP's bets.

Keith S said...

"I wish someone would make a centsports account and just make EP's bets."

Are your fingers broke?

tem said...

i made his bets and lost all my $3.

isiah thomas said...

I wish someone would make a centsports account and just make EP's bets.

he's done very well on his NFL picks, very well.

Jugdish said...

ep has an account

spaceman spiff said...

T minus 2 days until hawaii, suite

El Padrino said...

spiff say hello to obamer for us!

El Padrino said...

freak check out the pick em league on yahoo

that's me at the top so eat a sock

Keith S said...

EP struggling here at the end. 1-4 yesterday

El Padrino said...

"ep has an account"

i should get back on that, at first i felt like the addiction would creep in and i'd get a real account again

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

EP struggling here at the end. 1-4 yesterday

yeah shaun hill was terrible from uarters 1-3, atl over missed by 2 points and the stillirs ran out of gas (disappointed in myself, i shoulda saw that coming)

but like i said I should have played the paragraph i penned, all of those hit

Jugdish said...

I have some vicious gas today.

El Padrino said...

and week 17 is useless, once in awhile there is a suite opportunity but betting on meaningless games is just like betting on pre-season games

san diego is looking like lock city

El Padrino said...

i would love for the iggles to end the boys season

that would be suite

El Padrino said...

i fart in the general direction of Eric Mangini

Jugdish said...

i would love for the iggles to end the boys season


as long as McNabb has a good game...for fantasy purposes

isiah thomas said...

i fart in the general direction of Eric Mangina.

*fixed

Keith S said...

Wanderlei Silva vs. Rampage this weekend. Suit

Keith S said...

and Forrest Griffin vs. Rashad Evans. Good times

Jugdish said...

Frank Mir fights the other coach from Ultimate Fighter too right? I'm not even going to try and spell it.

Keith S said...

Nogales

Jugdish said...

Johnny 5

Jugdish said...

cheap bastard

El Padrino said...

17°

suite

blue said...

"san diego is looking like lock city"


so bet Denver, got it.

spaceman spiff said...

"Wanderlei Silva vs. Rampage this weekend. Suit"

nice 'suit'. did you see that vid of silva training with a snorkel taped to his face?

El Padrino said...

"so bet Denver, got it."

that joke is barbara bush old

Keith S said...

"did you see that vid of silva training with a snorkel taped to his face?"

Strange

spaceman spiff said...

slumdog millionaire didnt suck, id do the the main chick in the movie

isiah thomas said...

that joke is almost as old as Andy's first persona.

*fixed

Jugdish said...

that joke is barbara bush old


still somewhat effective though

El Padrino said...

how good are stuffed mushrooms

El Padrino said...

i'm hungy

spaceman spiff said...

the oxygen deprivation helps with stamina, or so ive read on the sherdog forum, posted by someone claiming to have been in the military, says its like when they do gas mask training

El Padrino said...

ooo yea spiff she looks exotic

what kind of espanol is she?
like peruvian?

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Advocates of Legal Prostitution Make Their Case

Surprisingly, it's mostly women.

isiah thomas said...

how good are stuffed mushrooms

I've got a bombsauce stuffed mushroom recipe.

boursin cheese

don't even trip

spaceman spiff said...

"how good are stuffed mushrooms"

rhetorical but gonna answer anyways, they are bomb bizzle

spaceman spiff said...

"what kind of espanol is she?
like peruvian?"

her name concussed* me as well, she's the rev kind indian i think

isiah thomas said...

the oxygen deprivation helps with stamina, or so ive read on the sherdog forum, posted by someone claiming to have been in the military, says its like when they do gas mask training

everybody's got a plan until they get hit.

spaceman spiff said...

"everybody's got a plan until they get hit."

but his nickname is 'the axe murderer'. he can't lose!

blue said...

"that joke is barbara bush old"

quit calling out locks and being wrong then

El Padrino said...

"how good are stuffed mushrooms

I've got a bombsauce stuffed mushroom recipe.

boursin cheese

don't even trip"

i want it, my stuffing is sauteed mushroom bottoms, breadcrumbs, parmagiano reggiano...

El Padrino said...

"quit calling out locks and being wrong then"

jeaz-a-loo you guys want me to be write 100% of the time

i'm not Sex Panter cologne b


*b spanish slang for homie or friend*

El Padrino said...

speaking of jeaz-a-loo

i'd like to extend a happy chanukah to John. P Mills and family.

El Padrino said...

smoke your marijaunica

El Padrino said...

andy hates the chanukah season

El Padrino said...

steve you should start talkin more

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"steve you should start talkin more"

the person in the office next too me might find that a bit strange.

blue said...

the c is silent in chanukah

blue said...

OJ simpson, still not a jew

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

that Will You Marry Me Link could be really funny.

One of you boys in the cold weather states should go around and do that to random cars.

Girls come out, read it and call their boyfriends all excited...

It would be funny, in a demented kinda way.

blue said...

it would be funny, if you knew the chick

Andy M said...

"...mize is the “realest dog”..."


I guess you missed the joke

spaceman spiff said...

wake up with keeley hazell

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"I guess you missed the joke"

another Zoolander moment?

blue said...

i would wake up with Keeley everyday if i could

spaceman spiff said...

gook boobs so enormous

you can see them from the back. plus the chick has a busted grill

blue said...

the only thing keeping her out of the top 5 is her awful sex tape

El Padrino said...

GOOK BOOBS

HAHAHAAA

El Padrino said...

KEELY KNOWS WHAT PAYS THE BILLS

tem said...

i missed all 5 games in a 5 game soccer parlay, i think that should be worth a nickel.

blue said...

damenit

spaceman spiff said...

EP your zipper is down aka caps lock is on

blue said...

i start making up gronnd and spiff just comes in and destroys it

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Keeley Hazell has a sex tape?

And it's awful?

I'm not sure if I can believe that.

blue said...

at some point i'll have to admit, i'm outmatched

Keith S said...

On this day in 1974...

The Boston Bruines defeated the Detroit Red Wings, 5-4, and Bruins center Phil Esposito scored the 500th goal of his National Hockey League career

blue said...

spiff's nudity skillz are too difficult to overcome

blue said...

"I'm not sure if I can believe that."

it's ok, even sarah palin knows it's true

spaceman spiff said...

"Keeley Hazell has a sex tape?

And it's awful?

I'm not sure if I can believe that."

its gawd-awful, buh-leed dat. download it and then throw it in the recycle bin

Keith S said...

"how good are stuffed mushrooms"

Berry berry good

Keith S said...

jug would probably disagree

Jugdish said...

I agree, I would disagree

Keith S said...

"i missed all 5 games in a 5 game soccer parlay, i think that should be worth a nickel."

Site I used to use would give you 2-1 odds if you missed all 10 on a 10-team parlay

Keith S said...

"I guess you missed the joke"


I guess I did

Keith S said...

It must have been "real" subtle

tem said...

blue should give up his TCS dreams. spiff is unstoppable right now.

Keith S said...

Unless he meant "reelest" dog, because of his fishing prowess

Keith S said...

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Keith S said...

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