Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Look, Read, Laugh

OK now tem is ready to write. Of course putting this at the top of the page is going to confuse people. Tough. Initially I just posted pictures, now I am posting a real post. I left two pictures up for fun. The rest I took down. Tough.


TCS FINAL SCORES:

zeke 109
Andy M 72

Zeke started off slow, but pulled away at the end.

spiff 155
blue 115

I hope blue doesn't quit now.

el pad 58
jug 27

The worst match up of round 2. It's like neither side wanted to win.


keith 118
Tyler 14

Thanks for showing up Tyler. Kod would have gotten more points than that, but not 114 more.


In case you wondered the 1,2,3 and 5 seeds advanced.


ROUND 3 Match Ups To Start After The Holidays:

zeke vs spiff
keith vs el pad



I don't have the energy for a movie review. I suck.



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tem said...

scoring tcs is a bitch.

Tyler said...

Excellent work.





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Tyler said...

But you're scoring tcs, so you get a pass.

Jugdish said...

Do you still score whilst on the toilet?

El Padrino said...

you go pope

El Padrino said...

"A lawyer who served in the Clinton administration and more recently was an advisor to California's lieutenant governor pleaded guilty to a child porn charge in a San Diego federal court Monday.

Wade Rowland Sanders admitted to having 600 images of minors on his computer, including a video depicting "several prepubescent females engaged in sexual conduct with an adult male and performing oral sex on one another," according to a statement from U.S. Attorney Karen Hewitt."



real nice

El Padrino said...

clinton's entire cabinet was a bunch of pig thieves

tem said...

i score some of it on the toilet, not all of it.

tem said...

right now i am not on the toilet.

blue said...

your a pig thief

El Padrino said...

when you look at the full body of work pres bush was not as bad as some might think

El Padrino said...

"your a pig thief"

agry elf today blue?

blue said...

i want to apologize to all of LoV for my outbursts against Tem yesterday. It's not all of your fault that he's evil and this is not the forum for me to be expressing my grievances towards and individual that scores the TCS like he's an emu.

blue said...

call me an elf one more time, do it

Jugdish said...

I don't think Bush was as bad as the media makes it seem.

Jugdish said...

Its not your fault blue...not everyone can be matched up against me in tcs.

Jugdish said...

Bears...not a pretty win, but a win nonetheless.

Jugdish said...

It will be nice to post on here without the TCS burden hanging over my head.



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Jugdish said...

It looked a little cool at Soldier Field last night.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Well, at least that article was non biased.












ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Jugdish said...

Blue...WFT?

blue said...

yeah, me and pato hate those types of lesbians.

we only like hot ones that let us watch them do stuff

blue said...

"Its not your fault blue...not everyone can be matched up against me in tcs."

i blame george bush. he told me the mission was accomplished, then he went and switched his message and matched me up against spiff.

Jugdish said...

Well, at least that article was non biased.


you mean the one about Clintons kiddie porn buddies?

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"you go pope"

yea, they used to say the same thing about inter-racial couples.


something about the bible quoting "stick with your tribe" or something like that.

blue said...

"you mean the one about Clintons kiddie porn buddies?"

no, the one about beating up ugly lesbians

Jugdish said...

race and sexual orientation are two different things.

Andy M said...

Happy Festivus

blue said...

somehow reporting hte "news" is biast

Jugdish said...

got your festivus pole out andy?

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"race and sexual orientation are two different things."

what a keen observation.


my point was that the catholic church used to say that inter racial marriages where a danger to society.

blue said...

"my point was that the catholic church used to say that inter racial marriages where a danger to society"

i think steve has jungle fever

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"i think steve has jungle fever"


steve is black

Jugdish said...

my point was, it is pointless to compare the two

Jugdish said...

steve is black


that is a choice he made

El Padrino said...

"steve is black"

yeah and so is robert downey jr.

Andy M said...

"got your festivus pole out andy?"


Of course

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"yeah and so is robert downey jr."


has anybody seen that movie yet?

any good?

Jugdish said...

I heard it was not so good.

tem said...

i saw it, i liked it. it was funny.

blue said...

"steve is black"

black people don't like Duke, this is a fact.

El Padrino said...

wii injuries

blue said...

steve gets mightus points for lieing

tem said...

what's the opposite of jungle fever? like when black people want white folk.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

wii injuries.


i'd have to hurt myself pretty bad to admit that i hurt myself playing wii.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

like, there would have to be a bone sticking out of my leg or something.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

and then i'd lie about it and say i fell down the steps

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"steve gets mightus points for lieing"


you'd have to prove i'm telling a lie first.

tem said...

mightus points are the better kind of points.

blue said...

black people don't play the wii

tem said...

office HDH:


someone said "absence makes the heart grow farther" today when talking about going on vacation and missing their dog.

blue said...

"you'd have to prove i'm telling a lie first."

being a duke fan, seals the deal

blue said...

"someone said "absence makes the heart grow farther"

absynthe, absynthe makes the heart grow farther.

Jugdish said...

seconded

Jugdish said...

on the duke fan thing

tem said...

"absynthe"

maybe that's what they meant.

tem said...

"black people don't play the wii"

yes they do.

tem said...

nintendo has a picture of one playing it. and a chinese guy. and some mexican chick.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

lots of racial stereotypes in LOV today.

I'm calling Jessie and Al

blue said...

"nintendo has a picture of one playing it. and a chinese guy. and some mexican chick."

that's the media hype trying to fool you

Jugdish said...

nintendo has a picture of one playing it. and a chinese guy. and some mexican chick.


its staged, they aren't really playing

El Padrino said...

"lots of racial stereotypes in LOV today.

I'm calling Jessie and Al"

you can expect the from blue hitler

El Padrino said...

"I'm calling Jessie and Al"

wow you are black

Jugdish said...

I'm calling Jessie and Al


more proof he is lying

Andy M said...

What do you tell someone with two black eyes?

Andy M said...

"what's the opposite of jungle fever? like when black people want white folk."


Jungle fever

Jugdish said...

nothing you haven't already told them twice

Jugdish said...

suburb fever?

tem said...

Jungle fever isn't the opposite of jungle fever.

El Padrino said...

IT'S THE SAME THING

tem said...

that's right el pad.

blue said...

maybe it's desert fever

blue said...

rainforest fever?

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"maybe it's desert fever"

"rainforest fever?"

there is not an opposite.

you would have to find a white sterotype that related to ya'll orgins.

i don't think there is one.

but cracker fever sounds kinda funny

El Padrino said...

WHITE POWER FEVER!

El Padrino said...

CASPER FEVER

blue said...

black people don't say 'ya'll'

tem said...

"there is not an opposite."

there should be one. time to make one up.

El Padrino said...

I'M YELLING AREN'T I

tem said...

"black people don't say 'ya'll'"

cowboy troy does.

tem said...

casper fever is pretty good.

tem said...

damn rush hour sharpshooter in dallas.

we had one of those here, but he sucked at shooting and only hit 1 person.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

honkey fever

El Padrino said...

"damn rush hour sharpshooter in dallas."

CALL DET. MOOSE

tem said...

i don't have his number.

blue said...

"I'M YELLING AREN'T I"

yes brick, you are.

tem said...

anchorman has been on TBS 24/7

blue said...

yes it has. it makes me want to be Brian Fantana. I've thought about changing my persona, but i don't want people thinking that i'm just trying to be like Andy

isiah thomas said...

zeke vs spiff

congrats spiffg

tem said...

maybe andy is trying to be like you. he used deke's time masheen to go into the future and read about your persona change. then came back and stole your idea.

blue said...

what the hell is zeke talking about?

Jugdish said...

maybe andy is trying to be like you. he used deke's time masheen to go into the future and read about your persona change. then came back and stole your idea.


deke is too lazy for that, I'm sure he just forgot to refill his prescription

blue said...

i'm not advancing to the next round of the TCS? what the hell, i had the 2nd most points behind spiff and keith.

isiah thomas said...

"black people don't play swimming games on the wii"


*fized

Andy M said...

Steve can't be black, lest we all forget about his past assaults on the NOISB

isiah thomas said...

what the hell is zeke talking about?

spiffg is on a rampage to the 2008 TCS title

El Padrino said...

"i'm not advancing to the next round of the TCS? what the hell, i had the 2nd most points behind spiff and keith."

THINK OF IT LIKE THIS BLUE

AFC WEST

El Padrino said...

and i was funnier than 58 points but that's zemantics

tem said...

"i'm not advancing to the next round of the TCS? what the hell, i had the 2nd most points behind spiff and keith."

but you won the bTCS so QYB.

blue said...

"THINK OF IT LIKE THIS BLUE

AFC WEST"

oh, you mean like the lEastern conference in the NBA...got it.

tem said...

no lov ad for el pad means little points.

you put in half the time as zeke and keith and got half the score.

blue said...

so after the first round, tem decided to quit using rotisserie points and made it head to head. this is too hard to figure out

blue said...

i didn't know that AD and weekend counted.

screw that, that's not what LoV is about.

blue said...

this all seems kind of fishy to me, like spiff and tem have a side deal going on.

tem said...

this is exactly what LOV is about.

tem said...

i offered the deal to you and you refused.

blue said...

i mean, isn't in convenient that the 3rd/2nd round doesn't start whilst spiff is on vacation?

Jugdish said...

i want to apologize to all of LoV for my outbursts against Tem yesterday. It's not all of your fault that he's evil and this is not the forum for me to be expressing my grievances towards and individual that scores the TCS like he's an emu.

tem said...

you only have your own morals to blame.


"fair and square" you said, well now you see where that got you.

El Padrino said...

so what is scoring predicated on for the next round and when does it start

blue said...

i'm asking obamer to launch a full investigation and figure out how we can determine a trued TCS champion

Jugdish said...

this is exactly what LOV is about.

disagree...LOV is about wasting time at work, not neglecting your family and friends.

El Padrino said...

"i didn't know that AD and weekend counted."

just like last year it will be my downfall, when i lost to deke because he was lonley and horny

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Tem is going to the highest bidder, Blue.

You've got to make him an offer.

Jugdish said...

just like last year it will be my downfall, when i lost to deke because he was lonley and horny


deke wasn't that horny...andy m might be a different story

blue said...

"when i lost to deke because he was lonley and horny"

that's what LoV is about

tem said...

jug doesn't get the true meaning of LOV.

blue said...

jug gets it

isiah thomas said...

so after the first round, tem decided to quit using rotisserie points and made it head to head. this is too hard to figure out

didn't tem say in his initial TCS post how this was going down?

Jugdish said...

no one really reads posts zeke

isiah thomas said...

The 1st Round will feature no head to head match ups it is Rotisserie or however that is spelled. The top 8 people advance to round 2.

Round 2 is from my next post through Keith's 12-22 post. If you are going on vacation tough. Round 2 will be seeds 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7, etc.

TCS takes a holiday break and resumes with Round 3 starting with my 1-6 post.

Round 4, the final round starts with my 1-13 post and goes through Keith's 1-19 post.

I will give periodic updates to the scoring.

tem said...

yes zeke, tem did lay out the rules.

but Blue read those, not blue. so blue is confused. If Blue were here he'd explain it to blue.

isiah thomas said...

blue said...
so after the first round, tem decided to quit using rotisserie points and made it head to head. this is too hard to figure out

blue said...

"didn't tem say in his initial TCS post how this was going down?"

zeke, you don't get it, he goes back and changes his posts to make them whatever he wants.

I mean when i logged on this morning, the TCS matchups on todays post, i had beaten jug, now i go back and look at it and i'm matched up with spiff, and i lost.

it's all a conspiracy

blue said...

half the time, it's almost always wrong

isiah thomas said...

it's all fixed bleu

blue said...

there should be the same rules whether you read the post at 9am EST or at 11am EST.

El Padrino said...

"it's all a conspiracy"

ok kanye

tem said...

you should have practiced more blue. then you would have been prepared better.

blue said...

everyone that reads my comments knows that i won, i spent over a million dollars making my comments.

an objective person can't look at my comments and not think that I won.

Jugdish said...

that was a funny comment

isiah thomas said...

EP did you see that Cologelo was convicted of burglary but acquitted on 187 charges?

Don't waste ya talent C.

tem said...

that's the trouble when the TCS scorer can't read.

you should have adjusted your game accordingly.

blue said...

ok, end temrant

blue said...

ok end fake drunktem rant

tem said...

not enough typing errors for fake drunk temrant.

El Padrino said...

"EP did you see that Cologelo was convicted of burglary but acquitted on 187 charges?

Don't waste ya talent C."

Lorenzo would not be happy.

isiah thomas said...

clinton's entire cabinet was a bunch of pig thieves

this cabinet is now Osama's cabinet.

Jugdish said...

this cabinet is now Osama's cabinet.


so they know where the kiddie porn stash is

Keith S said...

"Kod would have gotten more points than that, but not 114 more. "

He didn't need 114 more. He only needed 105 more. Accountant.

tem said...

"He didn't need 114 more. He only needed 105 more. Accountant."

so? i'm just saying he wouldn't have gotten 114 more.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1972...

The Pittsburgh Stillers trailed the Oakland Raiders, 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in their AFC playoff game when Franco Harris made "The Immaculate Reception" for a miraculous Pittsburgh victory

Keith S said...

"i mean, isn't in convenient that the 3rd/2nd round doesn't start whilst spiff is on vacation?"

I think blue's onto something.

Keith S said...

Some douche dressed up as Santa today and is walking around taking pictures with people.

blue said...

calling yourself a douche doesn't deflect the douchiness

El Padrino said...

"Some douche dressed up as Santa today and is walking around taking pictures with people."

punch him in the throat

tem said...

keith will be the next to fall.

Keith S said...

"and i was funnier than 58 points but that's zemantics"

I agree. Being in NYC is worth 50 points to begin with.

Jugdish said...

keef works at a cool place, with thighmaster guy and sanata douche

Keith S said...

"keith will be the next to fall."

I have good balance

Keith S said...

Didn't tem used to have a Hyundai Sanata?

tem said...

maybe thighmaster guy = santa guy = keith.

Keith S said...

"maybe thighmaster guy = santa guy = keith."

Maybe

Keith S said...

You'll never know

tem said...

"Didn't tem used to have a Hyundai Sanata?"

no, i had an elantra.

i have a mazda 6 now.

Jugdish said...

oops, I misspeeled

blue said...

maybe keith is black

Keith S said...

No, I have a job

Andy M said...

"an objective person can't look at my comments and not think that I won."



This is where you screwed up. TCS is not objective, it is subjective.

isiah thomas said...

keef is Blanta?

Keith S said...

I mean, what?

blue said...

does keith like Duke?

Keith S said...

I love John Wayne

Keith S said...

I like Rapping Duke, too

Keith S said...

da ha ha ha

Jugdish said...

i love lamp

isiah thomas said...

49er mustache tribute

has this been discussed already?

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Blue
maybe keith is black

Keith S
No, I have a job

---------------------------

wow

Keith S said...

I didnnt theenk the (S) was nesesary, steev

blue said...

steve acts apauled

Jugdish said...

steeve doesn't understand that

isiah thomas said...

keef is Blanta though Steeve*

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"I didnnt theenk the (S) was nesesary, steev"

You don't have to explain yourself to me, but you will have to explain yourself to jesus.

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Anybody know where that's from?

Jugdish said...

Steve's Christmas card:


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

Keith S said...

"You don't have to explain yourself to me, but you will have to explain yourself to jesus."

What if I don't believe in him/her?

El Padrino said...

"Blue
maybe keith is black

Keith S
No, I have a job

---------------------------

wow"


hilarious

isiah thomas said...

I figured steeve sends chanucka cards and signs them, "Marry Ecks-Mas"

El Padrino said...

i'm stepping out for an hour or two

keep it real

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

"What if I don't believe in him/her?"

join the club.


it's an ongoing joke on scrubs, or at least it used to be until the chick died.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Sarah Palin is smarter then me said...

Jug, i'm gonna forward that to everyone in my contacts list.


[ns]

Jugdish said...

i did the same...the rest of the email goes like this:

To all my Republican friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Keith S said...

"join the club."

I don't want to be part of your stupid club

Keith S said...

Who said that?

Jugdish said...

keef is hearing voices

Keith S said...

Nope, I hear noone

isiah thomas said...

but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

hilarity

blue said...

if steve really is black, that would totally explain the ebonics/poor grammar/bad spelling

Jugdish said...

keef..if those voices tell you to use your thighmaster at work, try to ignore them

Keith S said...

jug
If the voices tell you to shut your mouth, listen to them

Keith S said...

Merry Chrismas

Jugdish said...

i can type with my mouth closed

Keith S said...

Damn

Keith S said...

Santa's coming in 2 days

blue said...

steve can't, he mouths the words as he types them

isiah thomas said...

Santa's coming in 2 days

not for deke though

Keith S said...

Deke is dead

Keith S said...

der

Jugdish said...

steve can't, he mouths the words as he types them


and he sez them wrong

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