Monday, December 15, 2008

It’s cold here

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What a weekend. Two holiday parties, a retard winning the Heisman, and I made a bomb as. spaghetti and meatball dinner for my mom’s birthday. This place has the better recipes. (s) But seriously, Sam Bradford looks like the midget kid on Little People Big World. I also recruited 2 cronies for centsports at the party on Saturday night, so maybe I can make another $.01-$.02 per week. I’m going to try to get up to $10 in the next 30 days so I can cash out and take it to Vegas with me and live it up big pimpin’ style. I went 4-1-1 on my NFL bets this weekend. EP, if you want some betting advice for the upcoming week just let me know.

WWL headline: “Vikes QB Jackson burns Cards for 4 TDs”. Hilarity…so much for the Cardinals being for real.

Merry Christmas everyone. Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. Hmmm, I should probably be putting all these links in the comments. Oh well.

Zeke’s name for 1 day is going to be “You like my jersey?” and his pic will be this. I googled “Redskins suck” and that’s the pic that came up. (ns)

I don’t have any funny stories about pissing in ovens or anything this week. So I will end it right here. And today is the last day of the qualifying round of the TCS, so let’s get to it.

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spaceman spiff said...

skins O is gawdawful

spaceman spiff said...

mike sellers please die, always wanting more touches and that's what you do

spaceman spiff said...

smoot please die for not making that 4th quarter 3rd down tackle

spaceman spiff said...

jason campbell please die for duping us by being a tard but not having a stafford/bradford tard face

spaceman spiff said...

vinnie cerrato please die

spaceman spiff said...

dan snyder please die

spaceman spiff said...

jim zorn please die for being at the goal lone and not giving portis the ball once

me in 5 years said...

"jason campbell please die for duping us by being a tard but not having a stafford/bradford tard face"


Bravo

spaceman spiff said...

seriously though, vinnie cerrato, please die so some linemen can be drafted

me in 5 years said...

Vinny Cerrato (born in Flushing, New York)


There you go

spaceman spiff said...

Who cares about the skins, bball season is here


s

spaceman spiff said...

nice carmen electra pic

spaceman spiff said...

this pornstar kenzie marie kinda looks like kristen bell

Jugdish said...

Giants have not been looking so hot lately...not a good time to be doing whatever the opposite of peaking is.

El Padrino said...

giants look like giant turds
the o line
wft

hopefully they are purging themselves of bad football before playoffs, like clarke duncan in green mile

El Padrino said...

spiff, excellent skins are turrible run there

El Padrino said...

All Vinny Cerato's are born in Queens btw

El Padrino said...

"EP, if you want some betting advice for the upcoming week just let me know"

beginners luck and i'm attempting going coast to coast in the yahoo pick em

the title is mine

El Padrino said...

"Sign up now. There are only 5 people so far."

in
dont be scurred

Steve said...

This may be late. But has anybody seen that video of the reporter throwing the shoe at Bush?

Every time I watch it I just laugh and laugh.

Two notes.

1) GW stayed cool, he ducked and moved, and then looked at the guy like "What? Mother Fucker?"

2) What was up with the secret service? The other reporters had the guy tackled before SS got there. Bad form from our boys in black.

Jugdish said...

I need to watch that. I heard about it, just haven't taken the time to watch it.

El Padrino said...

yeah, saw it
luckily it wasnt a richard reid shoe

Steve said...

EP, you up for a Panthers/Giants bet this weekend?

Jugdish said...

2 weeks ago he would have been excited for that one.

tem said...

better get to scoring el pad's post.

El Padrino said...

sure steven

point spread?

Steve said...

"point spread?"

up to ya.


lets say 3 days, name and pic?

El Padrino said...

yeah

Jugdish said...

witness!

El Padrino said...

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkk

forget about today

tem said...

why?

Jugdish said...

Did you think we were going straight to Tuesday?

El Padrino said...

apparentely 10 years ago today me and the misses went out on our first date

why does this matter?

i'll always remember the penis penetration day not the first time steak day

El Padrino said...

now i gotta buy shit on the way home and pretend i remembered when i totally didnt

tem said...

hilarity. why the hell would you remember that?

El Padrino said...

exactly

blue said...

i don't remember shit

i'll be divorced in 3 years

blue said...

"It's cold here"

how cold, because if it's not in the negative numbers, shut your mouth.

blue said...

fucking chefs...that's why you're 2-12

blue said...

sunuvabitch...lost to Andy M in the keeper league by 3 points

blue said...

stupid fantasy football this year.

blue said...

i can't even get half the games right in the pick'em

blue said...

I wonder what my ranking is in the keith triple pick'em gay rankings

tem said...

they are good rankings.

blue said...

is the bowl pick'em part of the triple pick'em gay rankings?

blue said...

"they are good rankings."

this is -1 in the bTCS

blue said...

hey look at that, a natty to start off the morning fresh

blue said...

good to see the broncos "peaking" at the right time of the season


carolina is pretty good.

tem said...

"this is -1 in the bTCS"

but s was implied.

blue said...

CBS went away from the chefs game with a minute or so to go because they had to show the beginning of the Broncos game per NFL rules.

so at least i didn't have to see the chefs blow an 11 point lead with less than 1:30 remaining

tem said...

mr as. scored lots of points with a 100 comment run. lots of premies.

blue said...

"but s was implied."

ok +2

tem said...

"CBS went away from the chefs game with a minute or so to go because they had to show the beginning of the Broncos game per NFL rules.
"


was watching games at BW2s as per usual and there was a guy that was watching this game the whole way. then right before SD went for 2 the manager changed the channel to another game because some customer axed him to. the guy that was watching it went apeshit and got his entire food/bar tab paid for.

i am doing that for sure next week.

tem said...

scores from el pad's post.

tits/deke/iam/rev/h/steve got points just because.

blue said...

why would you change away from the end of a game to show the beginning of one.

tem said...

Andy M 11
beth 2
blue 5
deke 1
el pad 6
freak 12
H 1
iam 1
jug 8
keith 34
kod 13
MVN 10
rev 1
spiff 9
steve 1
Tyler 13
zeke 20

tem said...

"why would you change away from the end of a game to show the beginning of one."

that is pretty much what the guy who was watching it the whole time said.

and the manager said because a customer asked for it to be changed.

so the guy who went apeshit axed "did you axe if anyone was watching it? i missed the fucking 2pt play that gave em the lead. i've been here all fucking afternoon watching it and at the most important part of the game your dumbass changed it"

El Padrino said...

i like blue's anger this morning

tem said...

totals through last post:

H 2
iam 2
rev 4
steve 4
beth 6
deke 8
MVN 18
freak 20
kod 23
Tyler 23.5
blue 29
Andy M 31
jug 31
el pad 32
spiff 37
zeke 51
keith 86


that random half point to tyler is looming large.

blue said...

i'm in the wildcard spot

El Padrino said...

this ponzi scheme is huge

blue said...

-18 here last night

the homeless people are complaining


this is why i'm not looking forward to the tents in 2012...i may have to move somewhere warmer

tem said...

maybe the tents are heated.

El Padrino said...

ponzi scheme, originator

blue said...

then you run the risk of carbon monoxide poisoning

the tents do protect you from the wind, so there's not the windchill factor.

El Padrino said...

-18 is just silly

blue said...

"-18 is just silly"

yes it is

me in 5 years said...

"I wonder what my ranking is in the keith triple pick'em gay rankings"

keith - 2071
beth - 2064
freak - 2051
ep - 2050
tem - 2031
mize - 1975
spiff - 1384
zeke - 788
blue - (231)

Smarmyness is a point killer

me in 5 years said...

"is the bowl pick'em part of the triple pick'em gay rankings?"

Do I need to explain what triple means?

blue said...

not being able to spell smarminess is not encouraging

blue said...

"Do I need to explain what triple means?"

maybe, your rankings are so messed up and ridiculous, who knows if triple means the same thing to you.

me in 5 years said...

"not being able to spell smarminess is not encouraging"

Touche

me in 5 years said...

Although Firefox says that both smarmyness and smarminess are wrong

JFreak said...

Just watched that stillers play.

The ball didn't ever cross the goalline.

No touchdown.

El Padrino said...

it was ON the goaline

TD!

*hands raised in the air signalling a TD*

El Padrino said...

not phelps girl

blue said...

i don't know that there was a conclusive look and the call on the field should have stood.

it did appear the ball crossed the goalline but that he didn't have possession until he was back out of the endzone.

blue said...

didn't really matter though, the stillers would have punched it in from the 1 inch line to win either way.

JFreak said...

"didn't really matter though, the stillers would have punched it in from the 1 inch line to win either way."

This is likely.

You like my jersey?” said...

You like my jersey?

You like my jersey?” said...

skins O is gawdawful

don't disrespect "gawdawful" like that.

they're the worse*

me in 5 years said...

suite

tem said...

"then you run the risk of carbon monoxide poisoning"

maybe it is clean/green heat.

tem said...

if the AFL suspends its season then I am positive that the Columbus Franchise will just sit on my season ticket money for a year.

Fuckers.

blue said...

i thought they just announced that they weren't cancelling the season...like friday.

or was that a "mort report"

me in 5 years said...

Knicks +8.5 tonight

me in 5 years said...

"if the AFL suspends its season then I am positive that the Columbus Franchise will just sit on my season ticket money for a year."

They'll already have your money so you won't have to pay in 2010

blue said...

if they file for bankruptcy, i'm sure that season ticket holders are about last on the list of people to pay back,

blue said...

maybe if you paid by credit card you can dispute the charge with your ccard company and get a refund that way.

You like my jersey?” said...

re: Gene Chizik

ahahahahahahah

IN DE FACE - Auburn Fans

blue said...

yeah, that's an awful hire

El Padrino said...

collier read

me in 5 years said...

boats and hoes
boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes

me in 5 years said...

Man, Pam Anderson is gross

You like my jersey?” said...

Knicks/Suns tonight, chub.

You like my jersey?” said...

I need 4 pts tonight from Akers to make the finals in one league.

Don't fuck it up Dave.

You like my jersey?” said...

Man, Pam Anderson is gross

saw some pics of her last week and they were not flattering.

tem said...

"i thought they just announced that they weren't cancelling the season...like friday."


on the 10th they said they weren't.

new reports say that they are changing their minds today.

tem said...

"maybe if you paid by credit card you can dispute the charge with your ccard company and get a refund that way."

i might have to do this.

El Padrino said...

"Knicks/Suns tonight, chub."

tingly balls myself

tem said...

"They'll already have your money so you won't have to pay in 2010"

yeah, so i've got that going for me.

El Padrino said...

New GM ad

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

"whoops that page isn't here"

El Padrino said...

the bush shoe thing is so funny
his face is priceless

blue said...

yeah, it's classic

now secret service is going to start taking everyone's shoes away

blue said...

bush is pretty agile, able to duck flying shoes hurled at him

JFreak said...

Tem, Scrubs comes back January 6th at 9 PM on ABC.

blue said...

scrubs has lost its juice

JFreak said...

so's your face.

blue said...

last season was horrible.

El Padrino said...

i'm not doing anything the rest of the day

You like my jersey?” said...

scrubs is horrible.


*fixed

Jugdish said...

Hooters for lunch today...giggity

JFreak said...

Last season was bad because NBC kept jerking them around.

blue said...

that and Zach Braff has become a huge douche

El Padrino said...

i like your jersey

JFreak said...

I do not agree.

You like my jersey?” said...

tried some of that "5 hour energy" this weekend......eh.

Redbull greater > 5HE

Jugdish said...

TJW re-surfaces

me in 5 years said...

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto


Wow

me in 5 years said...

Replace software engineer with substitute teacher and I'd be sure it was him

blue said...

i wonder what that robot's 40 time is

El Padrino said...

awesome

Jugdish said...

A Canadian software engineer is equal to a US substitute teacher here.

spaceman spiff said...

"apparentely 10 years ago today me and the misses went out on our first date

why does this matter?

i'll always remember the penis penetration day not the first time steak day"

fmspiff set initial penis penetration day as anniversary date, god bless her

You like my jersey? said...

"She still can't walk, however."

Jugdish said...

Next Monday when I link a story about the robot being left at a 7-11 on the border you'll be convinced.

spaceman spiff said...

'not phelps girl'

yea, but his girl basically looks just like that chick, but wif smaller tits, so its a loss anyways

Jugdish said...

fmspiff set initial penis penetration day as anniversary date, god bless her


wedding anniversary?

blue said...

is spiff saying that all asian women look alike?

El Padrino said...

"fmspiff set initial penis penetration day as anniversary date, god bless her"

you've got a gem

spaceman spiff said...

can i get a confirmation on porno kristen bell looking like kristen bell (she's not naked in the link i provided)

spaceman spiff said...

"wedding anniversary?"

if that happens, thatll be the new date

blue said...

she does look somewhat like Kristen Bell

blue said...

maybe she could be a body double?

except her tits are about 3 times the size of KB's

El Padrino said...

men that have women voices are funny

Steve said...

the first 4 seasons of Scrubs where golden. the last few don't do the show justice.

I still watch, out of respect.

You like my jersey? said...

and FLA is now a lock to win the NC.

spaceman spiff said...

"maybe she could be a body double?

except her tits are about 3 times the size of KB's"

if bell ever plays a character that gets implants, perfect

blue said...

good call...i'd see that movie

El Padrino said...

subprime part II

You like my jersey? said...

Next Monday when I link a story about the robot being left at a 7-11 on the border you'll be convinced.

or when he spits in its mouth and it short circuits and burns his house down.

You like my jersey? said...

I watched that 60 minutes piece yesterday EP, didn't sound good.

El Padrino said...

the tebow's were crying in thier cosmo's sat night

spaceman spiff said...

"I still watch, out of respect."

youre a fool then, why waste your time

You like my jersey? said...

Scrubs always seemed like a chick show to me, at least from the previews.

El Padrino said...

cmon, you guys are serious about the scrubs thing

El Padrino said...

zeke's comment says it all

El Padrino said...

"I still watch, out of respect."

when the soprano's hit a lull i said this but scrubs?

fucking scrubs?

You like my jersey? said...

I need to get my internet christmas shopping done soon.

El Padrino said...

wft spiff

"Aubrey O'Day 'Out' as a Lesbian"

spaceman spiff said...

""Aubrey O'Day 'Out' as a Lesbian""

fake, bitch is desperate for publicity, she loves the cock

blue said...

aren't all strippers/porno stars/desperate chicks...lesbians?

El Padrino said...

i was gonna say that bitch was a cock gobbler from day one

El Padrino said...

the crazy thing abotu crazy people is how they get even more crazy people to believe thier nonsense

You like my jersey? said...

fake, bitch is desperate for publicity, she loves the cock

when is she doing playboy?

and you know the sextape will follow shortly there-after.

booya!

You like my jersey? said...

people in Utar are embarrassing.

blue said...

but he's a prophet, how can you not believe him

You like my jersey? said...

i was gonna say that bitch was a cock gobbler from day one

you know Diddy hit that

spaceman spiff said...

"when is she doing playboy?"

not sure exactly, next issue i guess, no way hef was gonna have her soil the 55th anniversary issue

You like my jersey? said...

soil

aitch

Steve said...

"youre a fool then, why waste your time"


when you start following a show from episode 1, you wanna see how the characters turn out. see how it all ends. even after it starts to suck.

tem said...

scrubs is still good enough.

tem said...

AFL officially cancelled.

byebye tem's money.

tem said...

totals through sometime today:

H 2
iam 2
rev 4
steve 5
beth 6
deke 8
MVN 18
freak 22
kod 23
Tyler 23.5
Andy M 31
jug 33
blue 34
el pad 36
spiff 44
zeke 53
keith 88

blue said...

oh, i have a short bit to go to get HFA for the next round

blue said...

did Andy M die?

You like my jersey? said...

how much did you lose tem?

hopefully you won't have to tap into the emergency bed skirt money. (s)

You like my jersey? said...

did Andy M die?

I believe he is working on his next persona.

Deluxe M

You like my jersey? said...

Bleu/EP matchup in Round 2 would be big.

El Padrino said...

deke killed andy m

spaceman spiff said...

yorba linda sucks, lot of homes destroyed in the fires, now people being evacuated because of possible mudslides due to the heavy rain.

You like my jersey? said...

Cali is a mess.

You like my jersey? said...

EP - you see your boy K-Rod flapping his lips about the Mess this weekend?

gotta think Beltran got a tight anoos when he heard that : K-Rod amping up the pressure on everyone.

El Padrino said...

and they mad broke

El Padrino said...

"EP - you see your boy K-Rod flapping his lips about the Mess this weekend?"

Sí, pero fue tan malo, no como dijo que garantiza, o algo así

You like my jersey? said...

Best Buy has a panasonic Blu-ray player on sale today for 229$ (300$ regular)....no idea if its any good.

El Padrino said...

it's nice that bahston is breaking out the 1986 heartbreak jerseys this year

too funny

El Padrino said...

i dont patriculary care for panasonic products

You like my jersey? said...

You know I don’t speak Spanish.

El Padrino said...

Cerrato said drafting according to need can be a way to sink your team. "You can't just go take a need," was the exact quote. "The way that you can screw up your team is if you go draft a need, you're gonna get a bunch of guys at those positions but you're not gonna be happy with the results."


spiff, take that salt over there and pour it in the wounds

El Padrino said...

"You know I don’t speak Spanish."

just what i was lookin for

El Padrino said...

blue 61 degrees today

me in 5 years said...

On this day in 1980...

Dave Winfield became the highest paid player in team sports when the New York Yankees signed him to a 10-year free-agent contract worth about $16 million

El Padrino said...

my have we come far

El Padrino said...

"American homeowners will collectively lose more than $2 trillion in home value by the end of 2008, according to a report released Monday."


jeaz-a-loo

El Padrino said...

i hope the Vols thinking trust know that any spread offense can beat the cover 2

me in 5 years said...

Whiskey tango

El Padrino said...

add this to my xmas list

me in 5 years said...

"blue 61 degrees today"

I think our high will be lower than that

ns

me in 5 years said...

It's in the 40s here right now

me in 5 years said...

Tomorrow the high will be 45°

El Padrino said...

this women is wearing a shit that is 3 sizes to small to hold her massive breasts

it's awesome

the button is screaming

me in 5 years said...

After review, the call on the field stands. It's cole here

me in 5 years said...

cole?

El Padrino said...

oh yeah it's close to newer

pochie mcpoachster is here

El Padrino said...

back off pochie

El Padrino said...

if i left eggs ina nest would you take them?

El Padrino said...

son of a bitch

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