Monday, December 29, 2008

IN YOU FACE, BOSTON!!

Fantastic week 17 in the NATIONAL FOOYBALL LEAGUE, topped off by the Pats being eliminated from playoff contention. The Super Bowl loser curse is suite, especially when that loser is the Pats. And not only do they not make the playoffs with an 11-5 record, but Brady is struggling with his recovery from knee surgery. Add to it that the Yankees landed all the big name free-agents whilst the Red Sux were skunked, it looks like the Operation: Fuck Boston jinx is well under way. Good work by everyone involved.

Another IN YOU FACE goes out to the Broncos, too. You had a 3 game lead with 3 games left and you couldn’t get it done. The good part in this is that we can all bet against Norv Turner next weekend. And we might get to see Tomlinson sitting on the bench again in a playoff game. Good times all around.

A third IN YOU FACE goes to the Tempa* Bay Bucs for blowing your playoff birth by losing at home to the Raiders. Really, all you had to do was beat a terrible team to get into the playoffs, and you let Michael Bush beat you. RIP Tempa* defense, you were a magnificent sonofabitch.

The Deeeetroit Lions made us all happy and went defeated this year. Too bad Matt Millen couldn’t have lasted through the entire season. This would have been a great way to finish off his legacy. In other news, mize was at the game. Contrary to previous reports, Mike McCarthy did not axe him to suit up.

In other newz, UFC PPV was pretty suite. Some good fights with lots of action, and none of them went the distance. Rampage’s KO of Silva was nice work. Seeing a dude go limp from 1 punch is pretty creepy, but I could watch it a thousand times. If Frank Mir fights like he did on Saturday night, he’ll beat Lesnar pretty handily. The only shitty part of the night was we ended up with 4 chicks going with us, and for the hour we waited for the PPV to start, all they talked about was The Hills. If I had a gun I would have shot myself in the face.

That is all. Go talk.

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tem said...

i hope keef wasn't editing that as i published it.

if he was then hahahaha IN YOU FACE.

El Padrino said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH awards

*similar to the In De Face post

El Padrino said...

good one tem

El Padrino said...

The Cowboys

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROMO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

J-e-t-s

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mangina

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Farve

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tem said...

hahahaahahah Will Smith.

Seven Pounds is gonna struggle to get to $100M. It'll be his first movie in a long time, maybe ever, to not reach $100M

El Padrino said...

Tmapa Bay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

tem said...

yeah they need to draft a RB.

apparently caddy blew out his knee again.

tem said...

OSU Basketball

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

El Padrino said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AITCH

Tom Brady

New England

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

El Padrino said...

good old fashioned avalanche story on cnn

tem said...

yeah some dudes in canada are burried in snow.

El Padrino said...

sparano not being in dallas hurt them, last year he got in those guys faces

El Padrino said...

blue talked me out of the chargers by using rever psychology

cant believe i fell for that

El Padrino said...

jet fans walking around today are hilarious

they look like the night of the living dead

tem said...

Pats fans probably look worse.

tem said...

Buckeye fans won't talk to me today.

El Padrino said...

wow, god loves me

tem said...

also i told a guy he owed me a quarter because had he been here on friday he would have bet me on the mountaineer/buckeye game.

amazingly he agreed and gave me a quarter.

El Padrino said...

INT, giants win

tem said...

"wow, god loves me"

you want Romo laying on the shower floor nekkid and wet and unable to defend himself?

El Gayrino?

El Padrino said...

"Pats fans probably look worse."

nah, wining 11 games is an accomplishment

being 8-3 then going 1-4 in decemeber, blowing the division, with a 39 year old qb, vs the guy they cut, and in general being a jet fan and not winning anything in 40 years

El Padrino said...

"you want Romo laying on the shower floor nekkid and wet and unable to defend himself?

El Gayrino?"

um, no

remember when TO cried last year

same deal

and your temgay just for thinking that

tem said...

"nah, wining 11 games is an accomplishment"

i'm sure all the pats fans are excited about their accomplishment.

hell they might even throw a parade.

El Padrino said...

"hell they might even throw a parade."

hey we all thought 6 games was the max for them once Tom went down

tem said...

"um, no
remember when TO cried last year
same deal"

you like gay athletes, we know. jeez-a-lou. you don't need to talk about them all the time.

tem said...

"hey we all thought 6 games was the max for them once Tom went down"

do you even know Pats fans?

not one of them will be happy with 11-5. all they will be doing is bitching about how 11-5 didn't make the playoffs and how some shitty team from the AFC west got in, but they didn't, and how dumb that is.

tem said...

then they will bitch about how Brady is behind on his surgery and Cassell is going to sing a big contract.

Jets fans expect to lose and always look like shit.

Pats fans are going to be insufferable as always.

tem said...

or at least as always in the past 6-8 or so years.

prior to that they were quiet and nice.

El Padrino said...

yes they are insufferable
but the jet fans are such losers

it's much more fun to watch them pout around today like someone dies

El Padrino said...

wft is no one at work

El Padrino said...

and what do i win for the pick em pool

tem said...

you win the chance to get to ask tits to send you a pic of her tits.

El Padrino said...

"you win the chance to get to ask tits to send you a pic of her tits."

suite.

tem said...

she'll probably say no, but you get the chance to axe her.

El Padrino said...

she'll say yes, she loves me

El Padrino said...

and it's just a tit

not like i'm asking to taste her pink taco

*which i'd accept with open arms*

Keith S said...

"keef is such a loser"

Your a loser

Keith S said...

"i hope keef wasn't editing that as i published it."

I wrote it early last night. I thought I put for it to automatically post @ 12:01.

El Padrino said...

"I wrote it early last night. I thought I put for it to automatically post @ 12:01."

::Making L on forhead in your general direction::

tem said...

it did not auto post.

although it says posted at 12:01.

wierd.

Beth said...

"you win the chance to get to ask tits to send you a pic of her tits."

"she'll say yes, she loves me"

Wow, and I thought Boston fans were in denial...

Keith S said...

"and what do i win for the pick em pool"

Nothing.

Beth said...

And what do I get for coming in 2nd in the pick 'em league?

Keith S said...

"El Gayrino?"

Truer words...

El Padrino said...

"Nothing."

favortism, if someone else won you'd be sending them pills and hookers

not cool!

El Padrino said...

"And what do I get for coming in 2nd in the pick 'em league?"

you can ask me for a pic of my member

Keith S said...

Israel is going to fuck up our gas prices

tem said...

"And what do I get for coming in 2nd in the pick 'em league?"

you get the chance to ask tits to send her a picture of her tits.

Keith S said...

"favortism, if someone else won you'd be sending them pills and hookers"

You would have won something if you were better at picking college games

tem said...

oddly that is the 3rd through 6th place prize as well.

tem said...

did the keith triple crown thing end?

El Padrino said...

"You would have won something if you were better at picking college games"

what if i win the bowl pick em thing

and i was 3rd i think in college

Keith S said...

"did the keith triple crown thing end?"

Yes

isiah thomas said...

from the last post:

"tem do you know her"

All I want is bitches - big booty bitches.

Keith S said...

Final triple crown standings...

keith - 2094
beth - 2082
ep - 2070
freak - 2067
tem - 2047
mize - 1992
blue - 1897
spiff - 1385
zeke - 788

I win my prizes

Keith S said...

"what if i win the bowl pick em thing"

You'll get a suite Yahoo! trophy for your collection

JFreak said...

A group of monkeys with down syndrome could have picked a better scoring system.

tem said...

yeah, but they couldn't mail the prize.

Keith S said...

"A group of monkeys with down syndrome could have picked a better scoring system."

Are we bitter?

Keith S said...

You make a contest where you mail your own stuff as a prize, and you can choose whatever scoring system you want.

Keith S said...

Although I don't know why any of us would want your socks

isiah thomas said...

haven't heard anyone in the media bring this up yet:

key coaches in the Pats "dynasty" once they left NE:

Chuck Weiss - awful
Oreo* Crennel - awful
Manina* - awful

maybe it WAS the vid-ye-o taping. (NS)

isiah thomas said...

Manina

*bowing


Mangina*

*fized

isiah thomas said...

is there a last place prize?

Keith S said...

There would have been a prize for last if you didn't quit halfway thru the season

El Padrino said...

at least those farve jet jerseys will have a home in Congo

isiah thomas said...

While the injury was no laughing matter, Romo fell to 5-8 as a starter in December, and his reputation for coming up short in big games is only getting worse.


3 seasons in a row this guy has come up short

isiah thomas said...

so Bleu gets the "last place who didn't quit" prize?

Keith S said...

"so Bleu gets the "last place who didn't quit" prize?"

No because he might not have been last if others didn't quit.

El Padrino said...

katy perry looks not bad

Keith S said...

The rules are complicated

isiah thomas said...

"All I want is bitches - big booty bitches."

B.I.G.

come on mayne

El Padrino said...

oh i didnt know you wanted us to guess that, it was a given

Ho's, all i want is ho's big booty ho's

isiah thomas said...

I dropped a deuce a while ago and the stink is obtuse.

Beth said...

"And what do I get for coming in 2nd in the pick 'em league?"

"you get the chance to ask tits to send her a picture of her tits"

Damn, I was hoping for something I didn't already have.

El Padrino said...

pretty good story bout sme one armed kid ballin

El Padrino said...

obtuse


nice

El Padrino said...

go dolphins

El Padrino said...

monte kiffin leaving was a big deal i guess tem

El Padrino said...

iggles might crush the vikes

El Padrino said...

still cant believe giants loss to the browns

El Padrino said...

"Atlanta Falcons at Arizona Cardinals (NBC, 4:30pm)- Tom Hammond, Cris Collinsworth, Tiki Barber"



bob papa is the better, tom hammond sucks

Andy M said...

Youtube mrmeiz for some bad footage from the 0-16 game

El Padrino said...

pretty suite seats meiz

El Padrino said...

i love that stadium

Andy M said...

"mize - 1992"


YES! Not last place!

El Padrino said...

obama works out

we get it

El Padrino said...

"BENGALS — Marvin Lewis is believed to be safe. "


burrrrrrnnnnn

El Padrino said...

this place stinks like asshole

tem said...

you probably like that.

El Padrino said...

no, i dont like your face

tem said...

of course not, i'm not gay.

tem said...

but if i were you'd be all about it.

tem said...

you'd send me text messages in your secret gay code and they'd all be about how you hate pink tacos.

El Padrino said...

your face smells like asshole

tem said...

that's just not true.

you've just had your nose in so many asses today that everything you smell smells like asshole.

it's not everything else, it's just your nose. if you'd quit jamming it into asses then this wouldn't happen.

El Padrino said...

this is boring, saying i'm gay is reaching, cant even rile me up

tem said...

clearly it didn't.

except the except opposite.

tem said...

centsports has these fights to bet on:

Jan 5 @ 8:00pm Mixed Martial Arts

Jens Pulver - -200
Leonard Garcia - +160

Jan 5 @ 9:00pm Mixed Martial Arts

Paulo Filho -
Chael Sonnen - +145

Jan 5 @ 9:30pm Mixed Martial Arts

Urijah Faber - -600 - -
Mike Brown - +400


i'd go ahead and bet the house on sonnen and brown. these fights happened awhile ago.

Andy M said...

Busy day. This sucks.

tem said...

when's the last time you had a non-busy day?

Keith S said...

""BENGALS — Marvin Lewis is believed to be safe. ""

MOTHERFUCK

Keith S said...

If the season started and ended in December, Marvin would be the best.coach.ever

Keith S said...

You know what I really love? Getting my car "fixed", then needing to take it back in the next day because it wasn't fixed correctly. It's the better

tem said...

nice. that is the better.

you should have taken it to meiz or any NYC mechanic.

Keith S said...

"you should have taken it to meiz or any NYC mechanic."


Hindsight. You're as gay as EP.

tem said...

that's not hindsight. you knew those things before hand.

tem said...

we all know NYC stuff is the better.

don't front.

Andy M said...

"when's the last time you had a non-busy day?"


Some time early december

Keith S said...

Reports: Red Sox strike deals with Penny, Bard


Watch out, AL East

isiah thomas said...

bob papa is the better, tom hammond sucks

tom hammond is equal parts awful and hilarity on ND broadcasts.

"the legend of jimmy claussen"

isiah thomas said...

just took my car into the dealer for some work.

hopefully it won't be spensive*

El Padrino said...

what kind of work

Keith S said...

If the shop charges me any more than they already have, there will be words

isiah thomas said...

"major service"

oil change, fluids drained/flushed/filled, brake check, etc


prob will need at a min new front brake pads

isiah thomas said...

I probably could have done all of this myself.



















s

Keith S said...

"major service"


I could have done all that for you

isiah thomas said...

If the shop charges me any more than they already have, there will be words


so you needed the serp. belt replaced and that was deemed "easy" to do yourself and now the pro's had problems?

Keith S said...

"so you needed the serp. belt replaced and that was deemed "easy" to do yourself and now the pro's had problems?"

Serp belt and this broke off. Ended up being almost $400

Keith S said...

So I guess party of my crank shaft broke off. EP probably would have offered to help with that.

isiah thomas said...

once the flux capacitor breaks you're fucked.

Keith S said...

That's what I've always thought

El Padrino said...

not sure i like the el pad is gay theme

El Padrino said...

especially considering how big of a gay basher i am, also very homo-phobic

Keith S said...

"not sure i like the el pad is gay theme"

Then stop talking about other dudes' cock & balls

isiah thomas said...

Andy you coulda done a better job of focusing the camera during Chuck Woodson's intro.

goddman

isiah thomas said...

fuck the fags

isiah thomas said...

who sang that Natty Anthem Andy - Nat King Cole?

isiah thomas said...

nice seats, how much were they?

tem said...

El Padrino said...
this is boring, saying i'm gay is reaching, cant even rile me up

December 29, 2008 1:00 PM


El Padrino said...
not sure i like the el pad is gay theme

December 29, 2008 1:57 PM

El Padrino said...

what, doesnt a rock gather moss as it rolls temgay?

tem said...

"what, doesnt a rock gather moss as it rolls temgay?"

umm, no, it doesn't.

eldumbrino.

El Padrino said...

oh, so that's not the saying

ok, strike it

Keith S said...

"doesnt a rock gather moss as it rolls"

::flank stake::

El Padrino said...

skunkpatch finally with some substance to a MMQB, i;e the Peyton knee surgery

very well done

El Padrino said...

papa was a rolling stone?

tem said...

i just read mmqb on the can.

good read about the peyton knee surgery indeed.

tem said...

Temptations, 1971.

Keith S said...

What was up with Rashad Evans' mouthpiece having fangs on it? Seems like it defeats the purpose of having a mouthpiece

tem said...

it is scary.

Keith S said...

Did you see the ppv, tem?

El Padrino said...

remember the pre-season when skunptach spent like 8 days with the browns talking to savage and gave really good vibes about the season?

that was funny

Keith S said...

Here you go, mize. I know you won't be able to fuck him, but you can listen to his best shit for cheap

Andy M said...

"Andy you coulda done a better job of focusing the camera during Chuck Woodson's intro.

goddman"


It can't be adjusted.

Keith S said...

"remember the pre-season when skunptach spent like 8 days with the browns talking to savage and gave really good vibes about the season?"

Maybe he just felt good about their MNF matchup against the Giants

Andy M said...

"Here you go, mize. I know you won't be able to fuck him, but you can listen to his best shit for cheap"


Damn. I really wanna plough his ass.

tem said...

"Did you see the ppv, tem?"

no i was in WV for a holiday party.


i mean WaVa for a holliday party.

El Padrino said...

"Maybe he just felt good about their MNF matchup against the Giants"

this is keef reaching

this is keef reaching

Keith S said...

Your face is reaching

Keith S said...

Your face is reaching

tem said...

"What was up with Rashad Evans' mouthpiece having fangs on it? "

andrei orlovsky does this, i think. he fights Fedor soon. maybe the fanged mouthpiece gives you more power.

Andy M said...

"nice seats, how much were they?"


$Free. fifty free

Keith S said...

A source told ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen that although Cowher told the Browns he is not interested in their job, he has not ruled out a return to coaching somewhere in 2009.

El Padrino said...

cowher is interesting for the jet job, i'd be pissed if he ended up there

tem said...

cower is gonna end up in the studio because his wife said so.

Tampa Bay will make a big run at Cassell because he is a QB.

tem said...

why aren't blu ray players dirt cheap now?

i figured after christmas that they'd drop big time in price.

Keith S said...

New BIO. It's dumb

El Padrino said...

Anchorage, AK

SEVERE WEATHER ALERT
Forecast Details:

Bitterly cold. Abundant sunshine. High around 0F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.

at least they throw in the Abundant sunshine thing to make you feel better

isiah thomas said...

.27 on Rutgers -7.

Let's go Rutgers.

El Padrino said...

"why aren't blu ray players dirt cheap now?"

nah, technology is still new

El Padrino said...

Los living in rev's attic

isiah thomas said...

Ketching* up on old BIO:

"Anyway, I thought this was sort of yellow's "revenge" on pink for stealing pink lemonade. Call it even."

God bless BIO.

El Padrino said...

best jew-fro ever!!!!!!

isiah thomas said...

Would "Police Navidad!!" be the wrong way to greet an officer?


this guy can't be real

isiah thomas said...

I don't like Linda Cohn, too much jew...too much NY.

isiah thomas said...

Quantum of Solace for xbox360 = chub city

isiah thomas said...

one good thing about all these obscure bowls is the awesome announcing teams you get:

Eric Collins and Shaun King

Keith S said...

mize, why are you starting slappers on Bomani's blog?

isiah thomas said...

link?

and was it Deke, Andy M or Brew City Drew?

is BCD still alive?

Keith S said...

It was bcd

Keith S said...

link

isiah thomas said...

Shot Clock seems to have lost his baseball.


BCD, just let me know what else you want me to write for you.

isiah thomas said...

fake fg for a TD for Rutgers


WE GO-IN SIZZLER!

isiah thomas said...

and the PAT gets blocked.

goddman

El Padrino said...

"Our blog is a place for schmucks at work to bullshit and rib each other."

i am not a schmuck

El Padrino said...

the manny shit is getting redonk
sing him, he's awesome

Keith S said...

Schmuck entered English as a borrowed pejorative from the common Yiddish insult, where it is an obscene term literally meaning penis.


That's why EP is here

Keith S said...

I keed

El Padrino said...

weis has a new knee

Keith S said...

Maybe he can lose 300 lbs so he can keep this one

Andy M said...

"mize, why are you starting slappers on Bomani's blog?"


shits and giggles

Andy M said...

"BCD, just let me know what else you want me to write for you."


No problem.

Keith S said...

Shot Clock seems to have lost his baseball.

Comment by Brew City Drew — December 11, 2008 #



You don’t wanna fight this fight. And I don’t wanna fuck up Bo’s joint because of it. Now shut up & let the adults go back to having a conversation.

Comment by Brew City Drew — December 12, 2008

Keith S said...

Pecosian Logic

tem said...

wft? major college sports midday?

i should not have to work on any day where major college sports are played mid day.

this includes bowl games and march madness.

tem said...

i am going to pull the ole "i'm on vacation tomorrow right?" thing and see if my boss says yes.

tem said...

damn, didn't work.

Andy M said...

"Pecosian Logic"


So?

El Padrino said...

nc state 10 Rutgers 6

Keith S said...

So don't be that guy

Keith S said...

"nc state 10 Rutgers 6"

Suite. 5 team parlay today, NC State +7 is one of them.

Keith S said...

wall

isiah thomas said...

help us Jeebus

El Padrino said...

rickey henderson's wikipage is for real

JFreak said...

achievement unlocked

isiah thomas said...

suite, no major repairs needed with my hooptie.

chubtastic

isiah thomas said...

achievement unlocked


::flank stare::

Keith S said...

All 4 ro-add teams are favored this weekend

El Padrino said...

some elephant jumping around

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