Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Don't You Know About the Bird? Everybody Knows That the Bird is the Word.

The Bird is the Word.

So, this Plaxico saga is getting pretty redonk if you ax me. I need to start a "life-coaching" company where for a pretty hefty fee, a pro athlete gets assigned his own personal coach to hang out with him and to tell him what to do when he's not on the field. Like, Plax would have been told to leave the gatt at home, or, better yet, not go out at all and just stay home and play Xbox instead. There would also be 24-hour hotline, so, like, when Matt Jones is contemplating buying a couple of keys of coke, he could call up the hotline and he would be told "No, don't do that. Go bang one of those Jaguars cheerleaders instead. And wear a jimmyhat". My service would save athletes and teams a lot of money. And it would be just based on a little common sense.

Back to Plax, can't we just stop fighting the inevitable and get the Raiders to trade three number one picks for him? You know that's what's going to eventually happen. Then when he sucks for the rest of the career, no one will really care, because, you know, he'll be playing for the Raiders. And the Giants will get three first round picks, so, it's a win-win. Goodell, make some phone-calls. P.S. - I HATE the fuckin' Raiders.

De La Hoya/Pacquiao is this weekend. Oscar says he hasn't been in this good of shape in a long, long, long, long time. Yeah, I'm not buying it either. I think Pac-man destroys him. I was watching the De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7 and Bernard Hopkins showed up to Oscar's camp. Then they started talking about how Oscar is in the same position B-Hop was in about a month ago; everyone was writing him off. I just don't see it. Hopkins defended a title for 10+ years. Oscar's just ok. And his last couple of fights have been garbage. Pac-man is going to ruin Oscar's modeling career.

I can't believe I'm going to talk about Hockey, but Sean Avery got suspended indefinitely for talking about his ex-girlfriends. His comments were called "crude" and Commissioner Gary Bettman said Avery made "inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game". This is why the WNBA is threatening to jump the NHL in popularity. They should be giving Avery his own reality TV show, instead, they're suspending him. Indefinitely. Nice job, NHL. Next thing you know, they're going to hire Norv Turner as a Special Assistant to the Commissioner.

T-Mac is out three weeks with a sore knee. Shocking news. If T-Mac, Yao and Ron-Ron play 45 games together, I would be impressed.

I tried to some College Basketball last night. It was godawful, like it always is. Seven minutes in, and it was 7-0. And this was Duke and Purdue the #4 and #10 ranked teams, respectively. Purdue missed two gimmes right under the hoop. Nobody plays defense. Everyone shoots an ill-advised three that clanks off the rim. Unwatchable. Sorry, but I really hate College Basketball.

Is SOMEONE gonna sign an MLB contract already? This is getting ridiculous.

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Steve said...
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Steve said...

Second!

Steve said...

Third!

Steve said...

Here is the K.

Steve said...

Bask dammit, Bask!!!!

Steve said...

Bask!!!!

Jugdish said...

I've decided to stop betting on centsports and just get 5% off tem's bets. I seem to do better that way.

blue said...

tyler seems angry

blue said...

I guess Beth really did go to Greeley, CO

blue said...

did you know you could make the same bet for the same amount on sportsbook.com

Jugdish said...

i did not...I don't want too many gambling accounts though. I have a bodog account too.

blue said...

i was just quoting the centsports page

blue said...

the nuggets won.

i'm starting to think they might be OK this season

Jugdish said...

I wonder if sportsbook will give me 5% of what tem wins...

blue said...

they might, but they'd probably also send the barber after you if you lost.

Jugdish said...

I told tem he should get himself a barber.

blue said...

but it wouldn't be an italian barber. this would be a jamaican with a bad accent and dreads, who wears sunglasses when it's dark outside and eats glass for breakfast.

blue said...

instead of flying in private corporate jets, the CEO's of the big 3 automakers are driving from Detroit to Washington DC in hybrids and electric cars today. (ns)

blue said...

because poor people drive hybrids i guess

tem said...

if the barber gave me 25% bonuses i might.

Beth said...

"I guess Beth really did go to Greeley, CO"

Yep, was there Monday and yesterday. It was an all work trip but didn't look like there was much there to see or do anyway.

And you know something's weird when it's warmer in Greeley and Denver than it was in Atlanta yesterday.

Jugdish said...

I don't think there are many Jamaicans in Ohio...can you verify this for us tem?

Jugdish said...

most jamaicans migrate to Cedarburg WI

Jugdish said...

instead of flying in private corporate jets, the CEO's of the big 3 automakers are driving from Detroit to Washington DC in hybrids and electric cars today. (ns)



I give them a little credit for trying. That, and saying they'd work for a dollar. I mean they won't be hurting for money either way...but still.

blue said...

yeah, actually a lot of CEO's work for $1 in salary. I think Steve Jobs at Apple does this.


But the get a butt-ton* of stock options that they can cash out. This means that their pay is tied directly to stock performance, which is a good thing, but also usually ends up being significantly more $$ than if they just got a salary.




*actual measurement

blue said...

Chris Mortensen is reporting that the Ford CEO is actually going to miss the meeting because he's waiting for a tow truck somewhere in Ohio after his hybrid broke down.

tem said...

they make $1 in salary and $5,000,000 in bonuses.

tem said...

"I don't think there are many Jamaicans in Ohio...can you verify this for us tem?"

i have not seen many around.

tem said...

our barbers would be irish, somalian or german.

tem said...

avery got suspended for saying "sloppy seconds." that is hilarity.

blue said...

sloppy seconds is very deragatory


it might not be sloppy

blue said...

isn't his ex Elisha Cuthbert? or is that another hockey dude.

Jugdish said...

it might not be sloppy


if the first person did a good job, they should be sloppy

blue said...

i'd bone elisha cuthbert, sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths or even fifths.

tem said...

"isn't his ex Elisha Cuthbert? or is that another hockey dude."

yes and yes. she has dated many hockey players.

tem said...

well she had time to clean up before she moved to the next guy so it probably isn't that sloppy any more.

blue said...

that's what i'm saying, it's not like the dude came into the room right afterwards

blue said...

i hate to tell mr sean avery this, but i'm pretty sure she wasn't a virgin when he got his hands on her.

blue said...

so he got somebody else's seconds, or thirds

Jugdish said...

i hate to tell mr sean avery this, but i'm pretty sure she wasn't a virgin when he got his hands on her.



she saved herself for him

s

blue said...

but it's still funny none the more

tem said...

"that's what i'm saying, it's not like the dude came into the room right afterwards"

i thought this is what sloppy seconds originally meant, but i guess it got watered down over time.

blue said...

maybe it means something different in Canada

Jugdish said...

In Canada, if it gets too sloppy it tends to freeze.

blue said...

that would suck

you know, like how things tend to stick to things when they're frozen

tem said...

avery plays in dallas.

Jugdish said...

we were talking about Canada

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Sorry, but I really hate College Basketball."


Thank. You.

blue said...

Avery is canadian

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I had some Jamaican friends. That would be fun. We could just run around getting stoned all the time, and fuck with people.

tem said...

"we were talking about Canada"

so?

Jugdish said...

Deluxe isn't jamaican? I always pictured him as a Jamacan. Weird

blue said...

so's your face

tem said...

no it's not.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Because I actually want an answer:

Do people really buy $100+ electric shavers? Do you guys have these?

blue said...

i have one, i think it was over $100. I didn't buy it, it's about 5 years old now.

Jugdish said...

I tried electric shavers and I always end up back with a razor. Electric ones are good to have in the car for "shaving emergencies".

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

jeezaloo. Mine was like 35 bucks, and I wasn't thrilled about paying that.

blue said...

with inflation it's now valued at $143

tem said...

my electric razor was just under $100.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've never used a regular razor. Just seems like way too much work.

blue said...

if you keep up with it everyday, an electric works ok,

tem said...

ib. ybz.

If UM only had a QB said...

the begining of the Dook/Purdue game was horrific.

Beth said...

"Do people really buy $100+ electric shavers? Do you guys have these?"

My fiance uses one that was around $130-150 or so I think. I remember cause I was stunned it was that much. But he said it was so expensive cause he wanted it rechargeable and to where it told him how much of a charge was left.

tem said...

wow that's fancy.

mine does not tell me how much of a charge is left.

Keith S said...

I won my first parlay last night. yay me

Keith S said...

And it was hockey of all things

Keith S said...

I need Partizan Belgrade to win today

tem said...

i might need that too.

Keith S said...

mize
Gamefly has Condemned 2 for XBox 360 (pre-played) for $9.99 with free shipping.

You can get someone's sloppy seconds

Keith S said...

Lots of MMA tonight for tem to bet on

tem said...

it is WEC stuff.

need to research it i guess. i don't know much about WEC guys.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Notre Dame is the worse said...

My 360 will be back today or tomorrow.

yay.

Keith S said...

This is some funny shit

If UM only had a QB said...

how much did it cost to fix freak?

Notre Dame is the worse said...

freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Notre Dame is the worse said...

RRoD repairs are free within 3 years of buying it.

If UM only had a QB said...

that is hilarity keef

Keith S said...

Thanks NFL for taking away the Vikings' chance at a playoff spot.


kod's comment made it to WWL front page

If UM only had a QB said...

where the hell is that WOP?

blue said...

cheaters

blue said...

the vikings were going to win the superbowl

tem said...

i see i missed a lot.

tem said...

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If UM only had a QB said...

nice wall

blue said...

that's one hell of a wall

Keith S said...

This place is rockin'

Keith S said...

On this day in 1988...

The Oklahoma State running back Barry Sanders set an NCAA single-game rushing record when he gained 332 yards in a game against Texas Tech

El Padrino said...

keef

Keith S said...

Nice one

ns

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have no drive

Keith S said...

I just noticed that Martin Luther the King Day is January 19th, so I don't have to use a vacation day for Vegas. Suite

tem said...

i'm out of gas.

Keith S said...

Fill 'er up

Keith S said...

That was just a joke, mize. I was not really insinuating that tem needs to fill anything up.

Notre Dame is the worse said...

Fringe is a strange show.

spaceman spiff said...

what color did tem think the gas was?

spaceman spiff said...

freak did you blow your load when the pacers season blew its load last night

tem said...

the bird is the word.

If UM only had a QB said...

filled up for 1.999 today.

Keith S said...

"filled up for 1.999 today."

You was robbed

tem said...

yesterday i paid $0.79 per gallon.

Keith S said...

Your a goddman liar

tem said...

nope.

i used my 80 cents of fuel perks.

Keith S said...

Sonofabitch, that lady is back this year with her jingle bell earrings and necklace.

tem said...

its karma getting you back.

Keith S said...

At least we didn't make this list

Keith S said...

karma for what?

Keith S said...

steve is the new aitch

Keith S said...

It'll be suite when Dook gets booted in the 2nd round and he disappears

spaceman spiff said...

the day after they blow out monmouth will be hell though

If UM only had a QB said...

It'll be suite when Dook gets booted in the 2nd round and he disappears

watching Dook last night you can see they have 2nd round KO written all over them.

They're a well coached team with close to zero afleets*.

I'm pretty sure I just reverse jinxed them to the Final 4 though.

Keith S said...

"the day after they blow out monmouth will be hell though"

Just have to weather the storm

Keith S said...

"I'm pretty sure I just reverse jinxed them to the Final 4 though."

You bass-turd

Notre Dame is the worse said...

"At least we didn't make this list"

They didn't have a sports blog category. If they did, I'm sure we would be in the running.

Notre Dame is the worse said...

it's bastert

Keith S said...

it's a wall

Jugdish said...

That's because people don't want to hit refresh and see Steve up there. We must start each day with tits.

Keith S said...

They found TP's stash

spaceman spiff said...

pedroia 6yr/40.5 mil$

spaceman spiff said...

wayman tisdale's fake leg is corny as hell, he looks like a tard

Keith S said...

I think I read something last week about Mike Hampton signing with the 'stros. Is that right, jug?

Jugdish said...

that is correct. A 2 million deal with up to two mil in incentives.

Keith S said...

Good luck with that

Jugdish said...

He doesn't even have to buy a house here. They just gave him a room at the hospital closest to the ball park

Keith S said...

They should just have him play OF or something

spaceman spiff said...

pedroia';s agent sucks, he couldnt parlay that mvp into a better contract

Jugdish said...

Pedroya is doing fine for a 15 year old. He'll be a free agent when he is 21

Keith S said...

"pedroia';s agent sucks, he couldnt parlay that mvp into a better contract"

I was thinking that too, but it's only his 2nd year. They'll end up renegotiating something new after a couple years probably

Keith S said...

I clicked on Tyler's bird link when I was at home and saw it was a Family Guy vid-yo so I closed it.

Jugdish said...

Apparently keef has already heard that the bird is the word.

Jugdish said...

I wish people would be a little smarter when using the Reply to All option in email.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What color did tem think the bird was?

Keith S said...

Word

Keith S said...

Dupedkembe Liestombo

If UM only had a QB said...

He doesn't even have to buy a house here. They just gave him a room at the hospital closest to the ball park

Pedroya is doing fine for a 15 year old. He'll be a free agent when he is 21

double hilarity

If UM only had a QB said...

Dupedkembe Liestombo

TOTPM

Jugdish said...

I actually like the bird is the word episode of family guy.

Keith S said...

I don't understand why some people can't control their laughter volume. Every time they laugh, it's so loud I can hear them on the other side of the building. No respect, I tell ya

Jugdish said...

There is two chicks in my office who have the loudest laugh. You can hear them from anywhere, and what is worse is we have a big atrium so it echos.

...and why do the people with those kind of laughs find everything to be funny?

Keith S said...

"...and why do the people with those kind of laughs find everything to be funny?"

Exactly

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

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phew

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Dupedkembe Liestombo

TOTPM"



stretch

Keith S said...

Your face is stretched

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

::sigh::


Your mother is stretched

Keith S said...

That's neither here nor there

Jugdish said...

I think its here AND there

Keith S said...

fmmize is whatever the opposite of stretched is.

spaceman spiff said...

mouthbreather working at wingstop again, asks my name for the order

me: daniel
mouthbreather: keller?

asks guy after me

guy: paul
mouthbreather: colin?

El Padrino said...

mon, tue, wed sick days

thurs / fri working from home


you guys know what i call that right?




Suite.

Keith S said...

Maybe it was killer, not keller. He thought you were cho

Keith S said...

"Suite."

GFY

El Padrino said...

"GFY"

2 times a day at least

Jugdish said...

Tonight I am going here for this show.

El Padrino said...

ten man jam

TWSS

El Padrino said...

fucking steve showing up today was rude and douchey

El Padrino said...

my tree is up if anyone careeeeeeees

Keith S said...

Jug is such the social butterfly

If UM only had a QB said...

Jessi and Hootie at that show, suite.

If UM only had a QB said...

"Suite."

GFY

ditto

Keith S said...

"my tree is up if anyone careeeeeeees"

Mine too

El Padrino said...

i will picture it and post it at some point, tonight rockefeller thing too

i went three times, all three times i hated it

just too crowded

Keith S said...

Why do people go to that? It's just a big tree with lights on it.

Keith S said...

The Griswold's tree was bigger/better than that

Jugdish said...

Jug is such the social butterfly



free show

spaceman spiff said...

""my tree is up if anyone careeeeeeees"

Mine too"

hope youre both looking at porn

Keith S said...

I can't do that at work

tem said...

10 man jam is a good lineup.

tem said...

Lee Ann Womack used to be fugly, now she is doable. she had some serious surgery or something.

Keith S said...

"10 man jam is a good lineup."

Agree to disagree

tem said...

why is el pad sick all week?

Keith S said...

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Jugdish said...

10 man jam is always a good show...and jug likes acoustic music

Jugdish said...

why is el pad sick all week?



avoiding the centsports barber

Keith S said...

rev

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does Gretchen Wilson still chew?

If UM only had a QB said...

Does Gretchen Wilson still chew?

::plank stare::

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

tobacco

Jugdish said...

I thought everyone had heard...

Keith S said...

"Does Gretchen Wilson still chew?"

Great question.


(S)

tem said...

heard what jug?

Keith S said...

Gretchen Wilson was born to a 16-year-old mother. Her father left before she was two years old, and she and her mother lived in trailer parks and relative poverty. Gretchen's mother worked as a waitress, and Wilson herself dropped out of the 9th grade at age 15 to work as a cook and bartender in rural Illinois. In 2007 she completed the GED program


Good for her.

Jugdish said...

that the bird bird bird, the bird is the word

El Padrino said...

"why is el pad sick all week?"

what do you mean when you say why?

Keith S said...

why   
–adverb 1. for what? for what reason, cause, or purpose?:

El Padrino said...

"adverb 1. for what? for what reason, cause, or purpose?:"

i guess i dont know then

why is water wet?

Jugdish said...

keef wants to know what ailment you have.

Keith S said...

"keef wants to know what ailment you have."

No, tem wants to know.

Keith S said...

And he also wants to know what color it is

spaceman spiff said...

water is always wet, you being sick is a change in your normal condition, so there must be a cause, your original response is erroneous and stricken from the record, try again

Keith S said...

Spiff Nye the Science Guy

El Padrino said...

"keef wants to know what ailment you have."

No, tem wants to know."

strept, bad cold

El Padrino said...

"water is always wet, you being sick is a change in your normal condition, so there must be a cause, your original response is erroneous and stricken from the record, try again"

chinese people who don't cover thier mouth on the subway

Keith S said...

strept* and bad cold are two different things

El Padrino said...

"And he also wants to know what color it is"

like a toasted butter

Keith S said...

If you toast butter, it will melt

Keith S said...

der

Keith S said...

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