Thursday, December 11, 2008

Don't you just hate it when 4 AM roles around and you haven't made a post yet?

I do.

Apparently the Mets traded for JJ Putz. I'm unsure, but I think they just signed a closer. Please someone confirm this. Thanks in advance.

CC, I wish for his sake he stayed in the NL. I just think it will end badly in NY. He clearly doesn't want to be there. Heck, I would have taken him with the Brew Crew just because it would have been such a good rivalry. But dude got his. Money money money.

I've spent the better part of the last half hour talking to someone who claims to be a 13-year-old from israel. Whoever it is clearly doesn't know english, but it may just be Steve. Apparently this is the myspace for israel.

I'm sad to see Kerry go. Dude was a Cub, through and through. Treat him right cleveland.

I wouldn't be shocked to see the Nats get Manny. Granted, it would be strange, but I can just see washington making a ridiculous offer and Boras running up and sayind, "SOLD!"

why derrick rose stabbed himself

I have videos, but tem said I don't get credit if they are in my post, so they will be "frist."

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JFreak said...

Homey Claus

Mitch Hedberg, being awesome, like always

sweet drawing

JFreak said...

Damn, I forgot a title.

Jugdish said...

untitled works

H said...

Wood will soon be forgotten by Cubs fans. Too injured, too often.

Jugdish said...

I think I've just seen a ghost.

Jugdish said...

I have been getting to work WAY to early this week.

El Padrino said...

PUTTTTTTTTTZZZ

yeah

El Padrino said...

so long Heilman

no more luis ayala closing games

Jugdish said...

bacon time!

Jugdish said...

I still wish baseball had a salary cap. Yanks going out trying to get Sabathia, Burnett, and Sheets all in the same year is ridiculous

El Padrino said...

mmmmmmmmmmmm
bacon

tem said...

my bad on the koscheck fight.

Jugdish said...

no more soccer bets for me...I have never won one.

Jugdish said...

Jonathan Stewart vs Denver or Pierre Thomas vs Chicago?

El Padrino said...

STEWART

El Padrino said...

cant even believe your asking that

Jugdish said...

Here is why I am asking...Pierre Thomas has been a consistent scorer as of late, and Stewart is hot and cold depending on how the Panthers use him.

Jugdish said...

I started stewart the week Williams had 4 TDs and had Thomas on my bench and he had a lot of points.

El Padrino said...

"I started stewart the week Williams had 4 TDs and had Thomas on my bench and he had a lot of points."

playing denver though, they both could see 15-20 carries each

Jugdish said...

I hope so...

I put Stewart in because of the matchup, but also because I like Chicago and don't need any conflicts.

tem said...

in my $$$ league apparently I did not make the playoffs.

the commish made a post detailing playoffs scenarios and it was all wrong.

i am definitely quitting that league.

El Padrino said...

"the commish made a post detailing playoffs scenarios and it was all wrong.

i am definitely quitting that league."

ghey

Jugdish said...

the commish made a post detailing playoffs scenarios and it was all wrong.


what was wrong...should you have made the playoffs?

tem said...

his note said the top seed in each conference gets a bye and the next two seeds play each other and the winner plays the top seed the next week.

that's not true. the top seed plays the second seed and the winner moves on to the "super bowl."

the third seed from each conference doesn't even make it.

tem said...

ok gotta grade yesterday.

Jugdish said...

off to the bathroom

Jugdish said...

Is Jacobs gonna play this weekend ep?

tem said...

scores from yesterday:

Andy M 8
beth 1
blue 9
deke 1
el pad 8
freak 4
jug 5
keith 21
MVN 3
spiff 8
steve 1
Tyler 2
zeke 10


i am reserving judgement on the MP links, they were worse than I expected. made me think differently about MP.

tem said...

meeting time.

El Padrino said...

"Is Jacobs gonna play this weekend ep?"

yes, not sure if he takes a hit on it though if he'll remove himself

El Padrino said...

i might have to bench him and marion the barbarian

sucks

Jugdish said...

In my other league I will start either Jacobs or Stewart...leaning towards Stewart right now.

El Padrino said...

14 times i've looked at the tomei pics

blue said...

I like stewart against Denver as well...although the Denver run defense has been playing a ton better the last few weeks, and you have to think they'll commit to 8 or 9 in the box (like beth) to stop the run and make delhomme beat them.

blue said...

and you never know, if denver's offense puts up 28 pts in the first half, Carolina may have to throw a lot in the 2nd half.

or Carolina could be leading 35-28...it's a toss up.

El Padrino said...

some bush, nsfw

Jugdish said...

don't people try and stop Carolina's run first every week?

blue said...

"don't people try and stop Carolina's run first every week?"

obviously not Tampa

Jugdish said...

they tried, they just didn't do so hot

blue said...

either way, he's probably a better play than pierre thomas on a cold day in chicago with drew brees trying to be mr awsome*

Jugdish said...

yeah...that and Chicago's pass defense scares me

Andy M said...

"they tried, they just didn't do so hot"


Understatement of the day.

El Padrino said...

rip deke

hello dandy andy

El Padrino said...

Cycle of life

El Padrino said...

every day a man dies, every day a person is born

blue said...

the artist formerly known as deke


but he can still be called meiz, right

blue said...

is freak to young to remember "in living color"

blue said...

what are the weekly TCS totals?

Jugdish said...

We have a lot of kids bikes in the lobby of our office. Its obviously for a kids Christmas toy drive. Some dude just walked by and said "I wonder what all the bikes are for."

Uh...my guess is that a lot of people just decided tp ride ther kid's bike to work today.

blue said...

yes, today is "ride your kids bike to work day"

blue said...

or maybe they're for a contest later today where you have to ride a kids bike through an obstacle course.

blue said...

or you could even have told him that NASA wants to see if bikes work on the moon so you're collecting them for the next shuttle launch

Jugdish said...

they were left over from the annual pearl harbor day toy drive.

blue said...

NASA is going green and giving every employee a kid's bike to ride to work

me in 5 years said...

"is freak to young to remember "in living color""

I was thinking the same thing

me in 5 years said...

piss poor wall retort at the end of the last post, freak.

me in 5 years said...

"my bad on the koscheck fight."

'salright. I just won't get to send my kid to college now

JFreak said...

"is freak to young to remember "in living color""

I am told I was 7 when it went off air.

"piss poor wall retort at the end of the last post, freak."

Yeah, because talking about socks all the time is so grandiose, you bobblehead licker.

blue said...

hmmm, interesting twist today

Jugdish said...

early morning slapper?

me in 5 years said...

freak's trying too hard to get points

blue said...

middle school sex scandal

after reading this story, beth is now working on her teaching certificate.

Jugdish said...

Deke/Andy could be on this list for all the dumping he does.

Andy, do you really take that many dumps, or was that a mize thing?

JFreak said...

It's as cold as ICE!

brrrrrrr.

blue said...

"freak's trying too hard to get points"

this is how you define irony

Jugdish said...

after reading this story, beth is now working on her teaching certificate.



but for the time being she is a substitute teacher there.

JFreak said...

"freak's trying too hard to get points"

Said the guy who's tried to get every older/newer in the last 5 months.

blue said...

if i were single i might move to georgia, it sounds like people have a lot of fun there.

me in 5 years said...

"this is how you define irony"

Difference is that it's working for me

blue said...

"Said the guy who's tried to get every older/newer in the last 5 months."

please see my comment re: irony

me in 5 years said...

"Said the guy who's tried to get every older/newer in the last 5 months."

Did the tourney start 5 months ago?

blue said...

"Difference is that it's working for me"

ok

me in 5 years said...

Hey look, blue & freak started their own little douche gang

JFreak said...

"Andy, do you really take that many dumps, or was that a mize thing?"

Deke is dead, not meiz.

Keep up jug.

blue said...

ouch

that attack was unwarranted.

El Padrino said...

raja must be pissed he's a bobcat now

JFreak said...

"Did the tourney start 5 months ago?"

IF WE WENT BY YOUR ACTIONS IT WOULD SEEM SO.

me in 5 years said...

Caps lock is on

El Padrino said...

douche gang

funny

Jugdish said...

Deke is dead, not meiz.

Keep up jug.



I thought they were interchangable

blue said...

"raja must be pissed he's a bobcat now"

steve will tell you that "charlote is a lovily citie"

me in 5 years said...

"that attack was unwarranted."

I apologize

El Padrino said...

"The New York Yankees are set to trade Melky Cabrera to the Milwaukee Brewers for Mike Cameron, according to two major league sources, the New York Daily News reported."

andy, thoughts?

me in 5 years said...

"charlote is a lovily citie"


hilarity

JFreak said...

"I thought they were interchangable"

They were but now they aren't?

blue said...

"I apologize"

you can stuff your sorries in a sack mister

JFreak said...

Cameron > Cabrera.

Are they getting prospects?

Jugdish said...

andy, thoughts?


as long as they hold onto gagne they will be fine

blue said...

george is getting angry

El Padrino said...

coffee wars

me in 5 years said...

Who is going to start for the Breers this year? Yo, Bush, ?, ?, ?

me in 5 years said...

Oh, they still have Jeff Suppan, right?

El Padrino said...

"Are they getting prospects?"

no, they are getting robbed though

El Padrino said...

it snowed in houston?

blue said...

sbux coffee is awful...too bitter

El Padrino said...

sunday night it was 17 degrees, wed morning it was 64 degrees

blue said...

mclung?

me in 5 years said...

"I've spent the better part of the last half hour talking to someone who claims to be a 13-year-old from israel."

Chris Hanson is on his way, creep

JFreak said...

Who is going to start for the Breers this year?

me in 5 years said...

"mclung?"

I think mize said something about him being the closer

me in 5 years said...

McClung being the closer, not mize

me in 5 years said...

Oh yeah, Manny Parra. Wow, they are going to be as bad as Cincy

JFreak said...

Keith, it's called a storytelling device.

Jugdish said...

it snowed in houston?



yeah, quite the major event here. We got about 2 inches last night

TNWSS

snowball fight with cmjug last night around 10:30

it'll be gone by noon today

blue said...

is Andy an angry elf too?

El Padrino said...

snowball fights rock

El Padrino said...

oh yeah melo dropped 33 in the 3rd quarter

me in 5 years said...

You choose creepy story devices

tem said...

"what are the weekly TCS totals?"

Andy M 8
beth 2
blue 12
deke 6
el pad 14
freak -2
iam 0
jug 11
keith 39
kod 7
MVN 4
rev 0
spiff 16
steve 3
Tyler 6
zeke 21

JFreak said...

It snowed in Texas, but you missed it (First time since '86). And I can't stop thinking, of how wonderful it is.

tem said...

koscheck = KO of the year talk is dumb.


Evans KOing Liddell was better.

El Padrino said...

skinny naked italian chick

tem said...

another meeting.

me in 5 years said...

How are the Houstonians driving, jug?

me in 5 years said...

"koscheck = KO of the year talk is dumb."

Yeah but it was still pretty suite

me in 5 years said...

Watching him load up for that second punch, I felt bad for Yoshi

blue said...

"oh yeah melo dropped 33 in the 3rd quarter"

yeah, he went off...26 straight points, it was insane

Jugdish said...

How are the Houstonians driving, jug?


I have heard some stories about some pileups on the highway where there is some ice, but other than that they have been OK. It didn't really stick to the road too much.

JFreak said...

I don't get why Harrell didn't even get an invite.

I meant to put that in my post.

blue said...

snowing in New Orleans right now...i'm surprised that everyone hasn't been evacuated.

El Padrino said...

Varmint is awesome...


Colt McCoy: All right, well, I called up some buddies and we went spotlightin’. We went huntin’, basically.

Van Pelt: Wait, you’re talking to two city guys here. What the heck is spotlighting?

McCoy: It’s basically where you get a spotlight, and you just kind of look for varmints and –

Van Pelt: Varmints? Possums? Armadillos?

McCoy: Yeah, armadillos, anything really. You just have to go out there and shoot stuff to get all this anger out.

blue said...

tebow doesn't deserve it this year

El Padrino said...

"snowing in New Orleans right now...i'm surprised that everyone hasn't been evacuated."

good, now it will be White Chocolate City

blue said...

and colt mccoy is a moron if he doesn't come out this year.

next year he'll have to battle bradford for the #1 QB in the draft

me in 5 years said...

Mother Nature does not care about black people

me in 5 years said...

I got the Bears -3 and over 45

me in 5 years said...

duh

Seriously, who decides to do these studies?

me in 5 years said...

tem
Can you find a way to adjust beth's total score so she's in the top 8

Jugdish said...

Bears pass defense scares me against the Saints.

Hopefully the weather sucks up there tonight

El Padrino said...

saints, lock city

blue said...

what is going on with the bears that the saints are a lock on the road?

me in 5 years said...

"Hopefully the weather sucks up there tonight"

mid-20s with some wind and maybe a little snow

El Padrino said...

"what is going on with the bears that the saints are a lock on the road?"

desperate, brees, lance moore, bush

me in 5 years said...

Yankees spending a quarter billion on CC & Burnett is hilarity

El Padrino said...

im gonna dominate fantasy bball from here on out, started too about a week or two ago

just mail me the check now

me in 5 years said...

Both teams are desperate, EP

El Padrino said...

Mobley retired didnt want to die on court

El Padrino said...

"Both teams are desperate, EP"

3rd time a charm

me in 5 years said...

"3rd time a charm"

::flank stake::

El Padrino said...

"3rd time a charm"

::flank stake::

this in the 3rd time in 3 years saints have travelled to chi town with a must win game staring them in the face, previous two times they lost including my greatest gambling call of my life (Bears over Saints for super Bowl berth)

tonight they kill bill

El Padrino said...

these knicks are fun to watch
bball in nyc is BACK!

GIVE ME A MARV ALBERT

YES!!

Andy M said...

"The New York Yankees are set to trade Melky Cabrera to the Milwaukee Brewers for Mike Cameron, according to two major league sources, the New York Daily News reported."


I hope Melky doesn't suck.

I'd throw him in RF & Noodle Arm in CF

me in 5 years said...

Noodle Arm is the worse

JFreak said...

"I hope Melky doesn't suck."

I hate to tell you, but your hopes have already been dashed.

me in 5 years said...

"tonight they kill bill"

Interesting theory

El Padrino said...

"I hope Melky doesn't suck."

he will
and he'll mope unless he can gwet decent rice and beans in milwaukee

Beth said...

Damn, I'm not sure I like TCS, too many comments to try & catch up on. I probably wouldn't have bothered but I had to see who the hell Andy M was. Interesting stuff there.

tem said...

"Can you find a way to adjust beth's total score so she's in the top 8"

yes i can.

but i won't.

Beth said...

And regarding that middle school sex scandal, y'all do realize that's where I grew up, right?

tem said...

"duh

Seriously, who decides to do these studies?"


and why can't i ever be involved in the test group?

JFreak said...

"tonight they kill bill"

Saints are 1-5 on the road.

blue said...

Blue's TCS grades:

yesterday Tem: 1

week Tem: 5

Beth said...

"yes i can.

but i won't."

Good. (ns) There are enough people trying too hard to make the top 8 to give it to someone who isn't trying at all.

blue said...

"And regarding that middle school sex scandal, y'all do realize that's where I grew up, right?"

yes

El Padrino said...

"Saints are 1-5 on the road."

sometimes the obvious call is simply not

blue said...

proper use of y'all is worth +4 in the blue grading of TCS

me in 5 years said...

"sometimes the obvious call is simply not"

Milk was a bad choice

JFreak said...

Cesear Izturis signed with Baltimore.

Watch out, Boston!

me in 5 years said...

re: middle school sex scandal

crazy fsil is a middle school teacher. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin

JFreak said...

"sometimes the obvious call is simply not"

Most of the time, the obvious call simply is.

tem said...

"Blue's TCS grades:

yesterday Tem: 1

week Tem: 5"

fair scores, i've been busy with TPS raping.

tem said...

but big boss just dropped me out of some meeting so i am boycotting the rest of the day.

blue said...

tem's score yesterday was affected by the fancy lunch

tem said...

fancy lunch + big meeting today that tem had to prepare a huge spreadsheet thing for = little BTCS time.

tem said...

i think i was at work until 9pm last night.

El Padrino said...

"Most of the time, the obvious call simply is."

Neither of us are wrong.

just to point out that 1-5 saints road record, one of those was that redonk loss to the vikes, last second FG loss to bucs, and two ass whoopings by atl and carolina which is par for the course in the NFC South division

me in 5 years said...

a loss is a loss

Beth said...

"crazy fsil is a middle school teacher. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin"

Is the crazy one also the hot one?

El Padrino said...

Bile nugget of the day:

Jessica Biel auditioned for the role of Agent Fields in the Bond Film, Quantum of Solace, but was knocked back.

me in 5 years said...

Good teams find ways not to lose games that they should have won

El Padrino said...

"a loss is a loss"

why you'll never be good at handicapping professional football games

blue said...

"just to point out that 1-5 saints road record, one of those was that redonk loss to the vikes, last second FG loss to bucs, and two ass whoopings by atl and carolina which is par for the course in the NFC South division"

don't forget Gramatica shanking a kick that would have put them ahead of the broncos in the last 2 minutes.

El Padrino said...

a loss is not a loss when point spreads are involved

tem said...

H was here?

me in 5 years said...

"Is the crazy one also the hot one?"

She's pretty cute, but the crazy brings her down

El Padrino said...

"don't forget Gramatica shanking a kick that would have put them ahead of the broncos in the last 2 minutes."

see, blue is bringing shit to the table'

thanks for the dinner rolls blue

blue said...

"H was here?"

H is always here

tem said...

"Jessica Biel auditioned for the role of Agent Fields in the Bond Film, Quantum of Solace, but was knocked back."

they did not want to waste her on such a minor shitty character.

me in 5 years said...

"a loss is not a loss when point spreads are involved"

Well of course. I wasn't talking about that. I see your point

tem said...

H isn't here now.

Jugdish said...

Sounds like if the Bears keep it close they should be OK since the Saints like to lose close ones...


...just like the Bears (Tampa, Carolina, Atlnata)

Andy M said...

"I hate to tell you, but your hopes have already been dashed."


I'll be happy if the win 75 games. At least we still have Braun.

tem said...

bears won some close ones (Philly, Minn, Det)

blue said...

oh, i see

Andy is "we" guy

blue said...

TMQ made some argument about winning and losing close games...but i don't remember it, and it was a long time ago

me in 5 years said...

"Andy is "we" guy"

Andy plays for the Breers. It was deke who worked for UPS

Jugdish said...

its the Atlanta loss that bothers me the most. Carolina a close second.

tem said...

TMQ writes too much crap.

We guys are ok with tem.

tem uses we for the mountaineers and kenyon and iu and sometimes the bucaneers.

me in 5 years said...

"its the Atlanta loss that bothers me the most. Carolina a close second."

Squib kicks are the worse

me in 5 years said...

You can use we for Kenyon since you went there

JFreak said...

Tem went to Kenya?

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

so keep your love lockdown...your love lockdown...you lose.

spaceman spiff said...

aniston only in a tie

no nip or vag but still nice

Jugdish said...

Andy...do you really drink Vodka all the time?

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

some quality nekkid chick links from EP today, I like where his head is at.

me in 5 years said...

"aniston only in a tie"

She's hot, but she has to be crazy as shit, too.

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

aniston only in a tie

Jenny needs to unleash the puppies more often....fo sho.

she's had a nice little comeback recently.

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

block

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

block

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

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