Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Buying a Stairway...to Heaven.

Ok, this FNBA trade, what are we doing about it? Holla. I guess I'm just going to let it take the entire time to go through, unless most of the league has a problem with it.

Alright, so, FINALLY some movement in the MLB. I said this yesterday, but El P, I really don't think you understand what you're getting into with the Mets signing K-rod. When he's got a one run lead; he's lights out. Anything more than that and he likes to make it interesting. And when I say he likes to make things interesting, I'm saying he likes to load the bases and let some runs score before he shuts it down. Not good for El P's blood pressure. And what are they going to do with Wagner? I guess they're just going to pay him to recover from surgery and then decline his 2010 option. Unless they're going to pay him $8 mill to be their set-up guy. Speaking of the Mets set-up guy, they need one. And another starter or two.

Peavy-watch continues. I don't know what day we're on. Cubs ownership problem is the main issue right now. Oh, and Peavy has $63 million guaranteed over the next four years.

Whoever writes the teasers in the sidebar for ESPN needs to pimp-slapped. "Giants make pitch to CC". Ha! Get it? Cuz CC is a pitcher and the Giants are trying to sign him! It's funny! Please die.

Kid Bro Sweets unloaded on Zorn on the radio yesterday. He kind of used the A.I. "practice?" defense. Things don't seem to going too well for the Skins lately.

Cavs have been playing out of their minds lately. Nine straight wins by at least 12+, and their average win margin is 21.5, which is just insane. BUT, just like the Rockets streak last year, there have been a lot of home games and it's been against a lot of weak teams. Atlanta, the Knicks twice, the Thunder, Golden State, the Bucks, Indiana, Toronto. Basically, their toughest game in the streak was at Charlotte. It's still impressive, and their next six games are pretty nice too. Philly twice in a row, Atlanta, Minnesota, Denver, and the Thunder. However, 5 of those games are on the road. So, we'll see what happens.

Matt Jones, you are an idiot.

And that's it. I know y'all are just scrolling through this to get frist! anyway.

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Jugdish said...

first

Jugdish said...

any points for that?

Jugdish said...

bacon is the better

Jugdish said...

working long days this week ----->

Jugdish said...

I hope steve enjoys his day off

Jugdish said...

I heard that "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" song this morning, now its stuck in my head...of all things

Jugdish said...

keef...you can do this next time

Beth said...

Deke, wasn't it you bitching the other day about how expensive electric razors are?

Well here you go.

Jugdish said...

assuming he shaves...

Beth said...

Maybe it works on legs too.

Jugdish said...

deluxe shaves those for him.

Steve said...

England is gonna televise some dudes suicide.

El Padrino said...

"Sabathia agreed to a six-year, $140 contract last night, following three straight days of meetings with Yankees GM Brian Cashman, according to Sherman’s report."

done deal

sorry deke

Jugdish said...

jeebus

El Padrino said...

t, how many lights out closers are there inthe game today.

maybe 3, maybe.

agree?

i think the krod signing is great considering he wanted 15MM per over 5 years

El Padrino said...

and i'd like street to setup

colorado is super hot for heilman for reasons unknown

El Padrino said...

jug that link kind of made me sick

Jugdish said...

cc to yanks


elpadcumdrinofast

Jugdish said...

jug that link kind of made me sick


i blame steve, he supports that kind of stuff.

El Padrino said...

curry is terriffic

El Padrino said...

"elpadcumdrinofast"

news to me, remember loavad dont count

El Padrino said...

"curry is terriffic"

the ballplayer, not the spice

Jugdish said...

news to me, remember loavad dont count

you were on lovad though

Jugdish said...

right now tem is on the shitter evaluating comments.

deke is probably on the shitter now too, just a hunch

Steve said...

I think Jug likes reading the gay articles. Everytime we turn around he digging one up and posting it.

It's OK Jug, you can keep blaming you're reading habits on me, I don't mind.

Jugdish said...

Steve, what are you doing up so early? You should be sleeping in today.

El Padrino said...

cpo rules

El Padrino said...

"you were on lovad though"

was it after i left cuz i didnt see it

maybe it was deleted like frist

Steve said...

"curry is terriffic"

no doubt, he's fun to watch. I hope he hangs around for his senior year.

Jugdish said...

it was the last comment

El Padrino said...

i was gone by then

Jugdish said...

careful on those subways ep

tem said...

el pad never linked it.

no cumfastery.

Jugdish said...

Google

I wonder if they could see still shots of rev walking around there.

tem said...

Final TCS scores for yesterday:

beth 1
blue 3
deke 5
el pad 6
freak -6
jug 6
keith 18
kod 7
MVN 1
rev 0
spiff 8
steve 2
Tyler 4
zeke 11

tem said...

RE FNBA trade:

whatever.

Jugdish said...

no cumfastery.

its not cumfastery if he links it, and then he links it again.

its cumfastery of someone else links it, and then he links it

tem said...

right.

tem said...

also if lots of time has passed between links it is not cumfastery.

not sure exactly what "lots" is, but it is something.

blue said...

crap, i'm outta the next round right now. I gotta pick up my game

blue said...

i'm even losing to deke and his cornball facade

tem said...

plenty of time for points blue.

blue said...

i think i used that word wrong


cornball

blue said...

"plenty of time for points blue."

yeah, i'm not too worried, i'm sure i'll finish out of the running

blue said...

wava lost to that currry guy didn't they

Jugdish said...

I love acoustic music

blue said...

niiiice

hiya five

tem said...

"wava lost to that currry guy didn't they"

pretty much.

dude is a super sweet shooter.

was hitting mad clutch shots to close that game out.

tem was very impressed.

tem said...

curry guy got a little star treatment on the D end. he fouled a wvu guy a couple times and they didn't call it.

but that's what stars get. the retard would get treatment like that last year.

blue said...

yeah, curry is livin the life.

I bet he has sex with many white women

blue said...

which is also part of the star treatment.


no fouls called on you, and sex with white women

tem said...

i think deke quit and changed his name to

"I just "forgot" about LOV "

tem said...

that one chick didn't get the message re: kobe and star treatment.

blue said...

no she got the message....she got the message right in the ass

blue said...

she only cried about it once she realized that you can't have a star players baby "in that manner"

El Padrino said...

"He took the job, but five days later, for reasons he still won't disclose, he withdrew. It might have saved his life. On Dec. 13, 1977, the airplane carrying the Evansville basketball team crashed, killing all 29 on board."


eerie, adande's sloan piece is pretty good

blue said...

blue's TCS rankings:

Tem 4

tem said...

4 is a good score.

i'll take it

blue said...

yes, yesterday was solid for tem

he could use some better links, but other than that, good work

El Padrino said...

the jimmy v speech, dont remember if i watched the whole thing til last night

the part where he destroys the guy for flashing 30 seconds is hilarious

Jugdish said...

4 is a good score.

i'll take it



Not showing off, not lagging behind.

blue said...

jimmy v week should be in March or some other non-holiday time

tem said...

"the jimmy v speech, dont remember if i watched the whole thing til last night

the part where he destroys the guy for flashing 30 seconds is hilarious"

::blank stare::

blue said...

"Not showing off, not lagging behind."

yeah, not going out of the way to score points is big in the blue rankings for the TCS

blue said...

of course the blue rankings have no bearing on the outcome of the TCS.

i'm like jeff sagarin, or the AP poll

Beth said...

"yeah, not going out of the way to score points is big in the blue rankings for the TCS"

Then the blue rankings should love me.

El Padrino said...

::blank stare::

it's jimmy v week tem
every year during the college bball jimmy v classic tournament you know it's jimmy v week

you know who jimmy v is

James Valvano the coach of NC State who died of cancer.

El Padrino said...

steph curry does need a steak or two though

i had that body when i was 18, 19
had no clue i could play div 1 bball

blue said...

"Then the blue rankings should love me."


it's true

El Padrino said...

spurs/mavs game lots of points

tem said...

"James Valvano the coach of NC State who died of cancer."

i know, but i know not of a speech where someone flashed 30 seconds (blank stare) and then jimmy destroys him (blank stare) in a hilarious manner.

blue said...

people are protecting their baby jesus by putting GPS trackers on them.

that is smart except how do you get it back?

(knock knock knock)

stealer: Hello?

I'm here to get my jesus back

stealer: huh?

you took my baby jesus and I want it back, the GPS tracker led me here

stealer: so you're using GPS to help you "find jesus"?

blue said...

someone flashed jimmy v?

Jugdish said...

jimmy v used to go streaking through the quad and to the gymnasium

it was hilarity

tem said...

until his wife picked him up and he had to jam his ass into some chicks face.

El Padrino said...

jimmy v 1993 ESPY speech for tem

watch the whole thing, the part i'm talking about is probably a way's in maybe the 6 or 7 minute mark

Jugdish said...

that was not hilarity for the chicks

blue said...

he did streak around the gym after lorenzo charles' last second dunk

El Padrino said...

this one includes Dickie V kissing Jimmy and Joe Thiesmann crying which is always fun

blue said...

that seems like a lot of work

blue said...

i'll take EP's word for it

tem said...

the only time i want to see theismann is if it is the play where his leg gets broke.

blue said...

didn't theisman try to kiss suzy kolber once?

tem said...

the 30 seconds guy should have said "no this doesn't mean you have to quit talking in 30 seconds, i'm just saying you got 30 seconds to live you cancer ridden fuckwad."

tem said...

that was joe namath that got up on kolber.

Jugdish said...

Posting links to videos that are more than 5 minutes long and do not contain chick nudity is negative tcs points, right tem?

tem said...

that was joe namath that got up on kolber.

tem said...

no, not negative points.

tem said...

Marisa Tomei - "I like going to strip clubs now."

El Padrino said...

"President-elect Obama says he plans to use all three of his names when he takes the oath of office in January"

Hussein is such a dirty name

Jugdish said...

He is rubbing it in.

blue said...

joe namath ≠ joe theisman?

El Padrino said...

dont governors get paid well?
what kind of fool would do what that idiot illini gov did?

blue said...

theisman is a douche...anybody who changes the pronunciation of their name so they can win an award is a retard

tem said...

"President-elect Obama says he plans to use all three of his names when he takes the oath of office in January"

barack, satan and beezlebub?

blue said...

"what kind of fool would do what that idiot illini gov did?"

the previous governor also went to jail.

maybe they have a lot of organized crime in illinois, since rudy rid NYC of the mob, maybe they moved to chicago.

tem said...

the mayor of chicago was in all sorts of trouble at one time too.

tem said...

"President-elect Obama says he plans to use all three of his names when he takes the oath of office in January"

obama, ossamma and blackie?

blue said...

jessica biel has a movie coming out where she plays a stripper


it's not marisa tomei type of stripper though, it's more the lohan/alba type of stripper

tem said...

"President-elect Obama says he plans to use all three of his names when he takes the oath of office in January"

obama, hillary and bill?

Jugdish said...

dont governors get paid well?
what kind of fool would do what that idiot illini gov did?

no kidding, you look at what he was trying to do and wonder how he could not get caught.

tem said...

"jessica biel has a movie coming out where she plays a stripper
"

it'll be lame stripper.

tomei stripper is quality.

Jugdish said...

it'll be lame stripper.

tomei stripper is quality.


granted, but Biel mostly naked is still good

tem said...

yeah you can just watch the stripper scenes in both movies and be set.

blue said...

stills of biel as a stripper

some side boob action, not bad.

use the links on the page to see the other pictures

tem said...

el pad, buy like a zillion shares of DRE so the price goes up.

tem said...

biel stripper was posted yesterday wasn't it?

blue said...

nice

blue said...

"biel stripper was posted yesterday wasn't it?"

i never saw it.

if it was it was during AD

blue said...

tomei stripper was posted yesterday fo sho

blue said...

i'm sure keith probably knows

blue said...

and i'm sure he'll point it out if it was cumfastness

tem said...

i think i saw it yesterday.

not sure if it was through here or through somewhere else.

i am sure mr. as. will know and tell us.

tem said...

today is fancy lunch at work day.

tem said...

i forgot my suit coat.

oh well.

blue said...

fancy lunch at work?

like you have to use a cloth napkin?

blue said...

oh, it's like a dress up party at work?

blue said...

that sounds like something a chick came up with

Jugdish said...

and i'm sure he'll point it out if it was cumfastness



with those links cumfastness is accepted and encouraged

blue said...

the best potluck we ever had, our IT manager brought wings from BW2's and our CFO brought crawfish from popeye's

tem said...

"like you have to use a cloth napkin?"

yes

Jugdish said...

what did you bring?

blue said...

the governor of illinois is hilarious.

he made a statement to the effect of "guys were wearing wires, i wouldn't really call that honest"

blue said...

"what did you bring?"

my fork

tem said...

we are going here for this

blue said...

oh, you get to leave the office

tem said...

yes, although the place is walking distance from the office.

blue said...

"here" didn't work

El Padrino said...

man timberlake claps that nightly

blue said...

i forgot to bring my lunch today

El Padrino said...

i brought mine

blue said...

and i have a person that i'm their secret santa, and i keep forgetting to get her anything.

i'm awful at remembering things

tem said...

drop out one of the "http//" things.

tem said...

here

tem said...

"and i have a person that i'm their secret santa, and i keep forgetting to get her anything.
"

win the TCS and give her the prize pack.

Jugdish said...

is your company paying?

tem said...

yes they are paying.

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

On Dec. 13, 1977, the airplane carrying the Evansville basketball team crashed, killing all 29 on board."


We Are Evansville is set to be released in 2011.

blue said...

"win the TCS and give her the prize pack."

today i went and stole some candy out of a person's candy dish and gave it to her.

i'm like the obama secret santa

tem said...

the restaurant rents its space from us, so they give us a good deal on the luncheon.

also big wig here is a good friend of the chef handke guy, so i'm not sure the whole lunch actually costs much.

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

barack, satan and beezlebub?

obama, ossamma and blackie?

obama, hillary and bill?


triple hilarity

tem said...

"On Dec. 13, 1977, the airplane carrying the Evansville basketball team crashed, killing all 29 on board."

one week before that tem was born.

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

the end of a bag of SPKs are the best

tem said...

tem will be having the:

Soup du Jour $4.95

Black Angus New York Strip Steak with a Cracked Peppercorn Sauce, Savory Gorgonzola Bread Pudding, Vegetable Medley $31.25

New York Style Cheese Cake $8.00

tem said...

minus the bread pudding.

me in 5 years said...

mize linked stripper biel pics yesterday. Right before he quit

tem said...

"the end of a bag of SPKs are the best"


i dislike the end because it means there are no more.

me in 5 years said...

what is the soup du jour?

blue said...

see, i knew that keith would know

blue said...

but the bread pudding is savory

El Padrino said...

nice tem

me in 5 years said...

"keef...you can do this next time"

Nah, that cat lived. Dead cats are the better

blue said...

and the bread pudding is cheese flavored?

wft

me in 5 years said...

mize got the ultimatum from the fm yesterday. Either quit LoV or we're going to have sexy time.

RIP mize

blue said...

"mize got the ultimatum from the fm yesterday. Either quit LoV or we're going to have sexy time."

this sound familiar to the zeke saga

Jugdish said...

hilarity

me in 5 years said...

Charlize Theron topless

probably nsfw

Jugdish said...

first zeke
now deke

freak must be next

tem said...

"what is the soup du jour?"

it's the soup of the day.

me in 5 years said...

The bread puddin' is extra runny today

me in 5 years said...

"it's the soup of the day."

Mmmm, sounds good

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

what is the soup du jour?

it's the soup of the day.

El Padrino said...

"Mmmm, sounds good"

dumb and dumber?

tem said...

"but the bread pudding is savory"

true, i'd eat it if they brought it out, but our menu for the luncheon doesn't have the bread pudding on it.

our desserts are creme brule, cheesecake or something else(can't remember the third choice).

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

i dislike the end because it means there are no more.

I meant the extra sugar to go along with the final few spk's.

tem said...

"Mmmm, sounds good"

yeah, i'm gonna have it.

El Padrino said...

blocked on theron tits

even though i've seen them before
she was naked in Devil's advocate no

when keanu took her on the floor

that was nice

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

Tommy Boy

tem said...

"I meant the extra sugar to go along with the final few spk's"

i know, but the rush from the sugar is outweighed by the sadness of no more SPKs.

El Padrino said...

i love creme brulee

tem said...

"she was naked in Devil's advocate "

yes she was.

tem said...

it was beautiful.

tem said...

"i love creme brulee"

it's ok, but i had to go with the NY style cheesecake because NY style is the better.

blue said...

"even though i've seen them before
she was naked in Devil's advocate no"

she get nekkid a lot... i think she was naked in reindeer games, that awful movie with Ben Affleck and Gary Sinise.

me in 5 years said...

"even though i've seen them before
she was naked in Devil's advocate no"

Yeah, but she was also in Playboy

tem said...

RE: Cavs easy schedule


they are still good though.

El Padrino said...

"it's ok, but i had to go with the NY style cheesecake because NY style is the better."

oh yeah, no brainer

El Padrino said...

"i think she was naked in reindeer games, that awful movie with Ben Affleck and Gary Sinise."

yup

tem said...

"she get nekkid a lot... "

and yet, still not often enough.

tem said...

TCS day 1 was our highest visit day in at least 30 days.

El Padrino said...

tommy boy

YOU WRONG. I RIGHT.

I MOVIE KING


Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
[Harry and Lloyd crack up]

Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

Flo, Waitress #1: It's the Soup of the Day.

Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.

El Padrino said...

that movie has pricelss quotes

i love re-discovering the classics whether it be movies or music

blue said...

who didn't know that was dum and dumer?

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

good call EP, I've gotten that wrong before on LOV.

me in 5 years said...

Thanks for explaining that, EP

I Love Cooley's Sword said...

TCS day 1 was our highest visit day in at least 30 days.

In related news, the Cedarburg UPS store has seen its productivity increase by 50%.

blue said...

meiz works in mequon

try to keep up.

me in 5 years said...

If mize was alive, he's say "Cedarburg doesn't have a UPS store"

tem said...

i miss mize.

tem said...

+1 point for Mize.

just because.

me in 5 years said...

At least he's getting the attention he craved

tem said...

not craved, deserved.

me in 5 years said...

Maybe he's lurking from Waukesha, Wisconsin

blue said...

meiz was always solid

blue said...

i always enjoyed his stories

and his disgruntledness about the rich ladies

blue said...

he had good drunk DJ stuff too

blue said...

did he quit the fantasy leagues too, because i'm playing him in the keeper league playoffs this week

blue said...

so that would work out well for me

blue said...

WADR meiz

blue said...

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