Monday, December 01, 2008

B(ullshit)C(ollege)S(tandings)

What a retarded system the NC2A has in place. A couple weeks ago I was thinking that OU probably deserved to be ranked higher than Texas because of how they’re playing now. But now I think Texas got hosed. OU can put up the points, but they don’t know much about playing defense there in Norman. Texas beat OU, period, end of story. Texas should be playing Mizzou this week, it’s a shame that they have to sit at home and hope for a miracle. If OU ends up playing FU in the title game, they will get rolled.

Big game in the Georgia Dome this weekend. Here’s our chance to see Alabamer against a solid team for the first time since September. Bama’s offense is not good, but the D is solid. FU’s offense is muy bueno and their D is also solid. I think FU rolls in this game. Something like 45-10. (ns) And then Tebow has sexy time with every female in the greater Atlanta metro area.

While we’re on the subject, Beth must have been a ramblin’ wreck this weekend. Nice third quarter, UGH. Tech throws 6 passes all day and they put up 45 points. The triple option offense is awesome to watch, because for some reason teams can’t stop it.

I really wish USC had shown up against the Beavers in September because a USC/FU title game would have given me a rev-sized chub. Hands down, those are the two most talented teams in the country. SC should have no problem with Penn State in January. And yeah, I know SC still has to play UCLA, but I saw UCLA in person this weekend and they are a bad, bad team. To only give up 6 points on defense and still lose by 25 takes a lot of sucktitude.

Freak – Your name this week is “Notre Dame is the worse” and your pic is this.

Zeke – Your name this week is “If UM only had a QB” and your pic is this. And offer me up a trade for THE CAPTAIN. If you have a hot turd on your team, I’ll take him. Barbosa sucks.

I know this post sucks, but I just finished watching that Zohan movie, and I lost about 10 trillion brain cells during that 2 hours stretch. Worse.Movie.Evar.

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El Padrino said...

YEA BCS!

El Padrino said...

i pick games well

El Padrino said...

i dont think bama gets rolled
thier offensive line is better than 3 or 4 NFL offensive lines

El Padrino said...

i'm home btw

sickness

El Padrino said...

fucking broncos

Jugdish said...

people have been stealing ep's license plates!

El Padrino said...

fucking long islanders

Jugdish said...

I'm sure it was talked about over the weekend, but Plaxico...WFT?

tem said...

apparently i am the best LOV gambler on the free site thing.

tem said...

the BCS is awesome.

tem said...

WALL I guess

tem said...

"Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin will be joining his son Lane at Tennessee, sources told ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen."


whew, i was worried for awhile that the bucs would lose kiffin. now i am not.

El Padrino said...

that's funny

tem said...

it's true, i saw "sources told ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen" and immediately stopped worrying.

tem said...

if john clayton says it is true then i might worry, but for now, no worries.

tem said...

4 Christmases was the #1 movie this weekend because of my review.

Keith S said...

"i dont think bama gets rolled
thier offensive line is better than 3 or 4 NFL offensive lines"


But they don't have a Tebow

El Padrino said...

he's a terrble passer

tem said...

UF / Bama will go into quadruple OT and then they will play again for the BCS title.

Keith S said...

I'd laugh if Crennel and Weis get fired on the same day.

El Padrino said...

zeke, see if your blocked from this pic, it will be yours once your keef jail sentence is over

Your name will be I love Cooley's sword

tem said...

Go West Ham United!

Whoever you are.

tem said...

i can't get bonuses anymore on the gambling thing...

Keith S said...

Ken Dorsey era in Cleveland, huh

tem said...

yeah browns fans here are thrilled.

they went from having "2 great QBs"

to "put brady in, anderson sucks"

to "brady might suck too."

to "fuck, he is hurt now, well anderson wasn't so bad"

to "anderson sucks"

to "fucking ken dorsey is our QB???"

tem said...

hillary = sec of state is official.

If UM only had a QB said...

goddman Pryor

If UM only had a QB said...

pic is not blocked ep

If UM only had a QB said...

Plaxico is Cheddar Bob

If UM only had a QB said...

GFY Z

If UM only had a QB said...

DJIA down a hot 4 hundo, they don't like Hillary either.

If UM only had a QB said...

say Allybama* loses a close game and Okla loses too

would that set-up :

1) rematch of AL/FLA?
2) TX doesn't even play and jumps to 2?
3) If SC wins they jump to 2?

what a clusterfuck.

If UM only had a QB said...

told y'all UGH would lose 3 games this season.

tem said...

i think if OK loses then TX plays the winner of AL/FL....even if it does go 4 OTs.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

fucking hillary

El Padrino said...

what a joke

El Padrino said...

ENJOY Obama supporters!

CHANGE!

If UM only had a QB said...

Re: The Captain

The Suns are a hot mess right now. I wouldn't be surprised if Porter gets canned soon. ns

Notre Dame is the worse said...

Role Models was damn funny.

Keith S said...

Is that the movie with Stiffler?

Keith S said...

Police are reviewing surveillance videos of a post-Thanksgiving shopper stampede that trampled a suburban Wal-Mart worker to death, but they acknowledge it may be difficult to bring criminal charges.


Um, no shit

Keith S said...

"It felt a little freakish," customer Ellie Berhun, 48, told the Daily News. "Some man lost his life because a VCR was on sale? Please. It's just too sad for words."


hahaha, yes, people were stampeding into Wal-Mart to get the latest and greatest VCR

Notre Dame is the worse said...

"Is that the movie with Stiffler?"

Yes. I thought it would be godawful.

It was nothing of the sort.

If UM only had a QB said...

Peeped game on Tropic Thunder

thoroughly disappointed

Keith S said...

"thoroughly disappointed"

Yessir, was turrble

Keith S said...

Stepbrothers on DVD tomorrow and Dark Knight next Tuesday

If UM only had a QB said...

Soccer Mom:

"It feels Christmasy outside"


current temp is 56 deegrees*.

Keith S said...

I played golf with a World Series champ-yun yesterday

El Padrino said...

you played golf with Gary Carter?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I played golf with a World Series champ-yun yesterday"


I played pocket pool yesterday.

spaceman spiff said...

"The Suns are a hot mess right now. I wouldn't be surprised if Porter gets canned soon. ns"

devin harris went A2M, 47, jeebus

El Padrino said...

Stat wants the rock

spaceman spiff said...

dont think porter will get fired midseason, it would be kerr admitting hes stoopid

El Padrino said...

meanwhile knickebockers scored 132

blessed be mr d'antoni

spaceman spiff said...

would like to have a knick on my $$$ team, 7 man rotation guarantees stats

spaceman spiff said...

skins are done, wild card game exit is best case scenario, again

spaceman spiff said...

only way giants dont make it to the super bowl is a choke

crossing fingers

If UM only had a QB said...

I played pocket pool yesterday.

hilarity

If UM only had a QB said...

skins are done, wild card game exit is best case scenario, again

they're done now.

El Padrino said...

"only way giants dont make it to the super bowl is a choke

crossing fingers"

or an injury to elijah

spaceman spiff said...

what position does elijah play, i figure an injury to elisha would be the most devastating

If UM only had a QB said...

Gints could win with any QB, Jacobs and that D will lead them.

tem said...

good thing ken dorsey ain't walking through that door.

If UM only had a QB said...

The Honorable Elijah Mohammed

Keith S said...

"you played golf with Gary Carter?"

Nope. A Phillie.

tem said...

you played golf with chase utley?

If UM only had a QB said...

is Victorino a prick on the golf course too?

If UM only had a QB said...

I saw a 16 yr old-ish kid wearing those roller skate shoes in the airport over the weekend.

what's the age cut-off for those things? 8 yrs old?

Jugdish said...

plaxico told police the shooting happened at Applebees.

He should have known that the cops would see that story. With all the great food in NYC, why would someone with that much money eat at Applebees?

Jugdish said...

what's the age cut-off for those things? 8 yrs old?


I'm wearing a pair right now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm pretty much done during the day for the month

spaceman spiff said...

"I'm pretty much done during the day for the month"

early christmas for LOV

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Your mother is christmas

spaceman spiff said...

"I saw a 16 yr old-ish kid wearing those roller skate shoes in the airport over the weekend."

a kiosk at the mall was selling a contraption for kids with flashing roller blade wheels on each side that attach to the shoe. i started laughing when i saw it. cant believe someone invested money for those to be made. it was a million times more ridiculous than those heely's

spaceman spiff said...

these things

El Padrino said...

"Gints could win with any QB, Jacobs and that D will lead them."

david carr is the backup, please strike zeke's comments from the record

tem said...

"what's the age cut-off for those things? 8 yrs old?"

i don't know the cut off, but i am pretty sure you are allowed to body check them into walls/cars/whatever if they come zipping around you.

El Padrino said...

plax and marbury should get into a car wreck today

that'd be nice

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What about cross checking?

If UM only had a QB said...

another thing noted during travelling:

when did people stop covering their moufs when they cough?

Totally fucking disgusting.

tem said...

cross checking is allowed too.

If UM only had a QB said...

re: David Carr

duly noted, comment stricken

tem said...

you aren't supposed to cough into your hands anymore.

putting the germs on your hands then touching stuff that everyone else touches (like beth) is worse than just coughing into the air.

now you are supposed to cough into your elbow or shoulder.

El Padrino said...

ryan clark destroyed wes welker

how is he not dead?

tem said...

wes welker is resilient.

that was a hard fucking hit.

El Padrino said...

"when did people stop covering their moufs when they cough?"

daily occurence on the subway

El Padrino said...

brandon stokley always makes a big play

El Padrino said...

merril hodges shirts are offensive

El Padrino said...

i love being home

spaceman spiff said...

"how is he not dead?"

no clue

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"now you are supposed to cough into your elbow..."

been doing this for a decade.

If UM only had a QB said...

now you are supposed to cough into your elbow or shoulder.

makes cents*, people were hacking up a lung with no coverage.

I try not to touch too much stuff in airports if I can help it.

tem said...

i usually cough into my elbow too because i hate it when i cough onto my hand and it is all gross.

Notre Dame is the worse said...

it's flurrying.

El Padrino said...

did you guys see what derick rose did to andre miller?

rose should be able to name one of miller's kids after that cross-over

*covering mouf sayin o my lord*

Notre Dame is the worse said...

Can someone find the verizon guy's address for me?

I would like to kill him.

El Padrino said...

"Giants receiver Steve Smith was robbed at gunpoint outside of his home last week."


this is why they carry guns
why they bring them to a club i have no clue

Jugdish said...

this is why they carry guns
why they bring them to a club i have no clue


and without a license...

If UM only had a QB said...

this is why they carry guns
why they bring them to a club i have no clue

at least register the damn thing, all those milly-yons on the line and you do dumb shit like that.

Notre Dame is the worse said...

screw tiny url

If UM only had a QB said...

any vidyeo evidence of the rose/miller thing?

tem said...

"at least register the damn thing, all those milly-yons on the line and you do dumb shit like that.
"

exactly.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1971...

Bob Knight coached his first game as Indiana basketball coach and the Hoosiers defeated Ball State, 84-77

El Padrino said...

"at least register the damn thing, all those milly-yons on the line and you do dumb shit like that."

agreed, although i think it was registered in NJ

so that sucks for him

tem said...

bob knight is cool.

spaceman spiff said...

"this is why they carry guns"

how does a gun help when youre getting robbed at gunpoint. athletes and celebrities need bodyguards

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"it's flurrying."


Fuck your flurries. We got hit with 6"

If UM only had a QB said...

what's the sentence for that EP?

NYC don't play dat.

If UM only had a QB said...

We got hit with 6"

of limp dick?

Jugdish said...

agreed, although i think it was registered in NJ



Did he have a license to carry a concealed gun?

Keith S said...

"I saw a 16 yr old-ish kid wearing those roller skate shoes in the airport over the weekend."

Funny you mention that. I saw some students at the ASU game who had those.

ns

El Padrino said...

youtube though zeke, rose ankle breaking move

Notre Dame is the worse said...

Come back, Bob Knight!

We still love you.

El Padrino said...

"what's the sentence for that EP?"

max 3.5 years - min, 2 years

unless the P Diddy lawyer gets it entered as a misdemeanor missy elliot charge

tem said...

"athletes and celebrities need bodyguards"

yep and then you let them carry the gun and shoot themselves accidentally.

El Padrino said...

"Did he have a license to carry a concealed gun?"

doubt it, unless obama got one for him

tem said...

i might hire a bodyguard.

Jugdish said...

Obama will pardon Plaxico because he has Plax on his fantasy team.

Keith S said...

"i might hire a bodyguard."

Is the Good Egg waitress stalking you?

tem said...

she might be.

she might be after the tem "centsports" fortune.

If UM only had a QB said...

played a little Madden last night, holy fuck that's gonna take some time just to become bad at that game.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how does a gun help when youre getting robbed at gunpoint. athletes and celebrities need bodyguards"

Tiki was on Dan Patrick this morning talking about this. He said he had 2 undercovers with him everywhere he went.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"played a little Madden last night, holy fuck that's gonna take some time just to become bad at that game."


Word. I don't see myself getting that game for 360. I'll just get destroyed all the time.

El Padrino said...

bodyguards are the way to go, like Key said you can get your "ball on"
like they are not even there

El Padrino said...

"Word. I don't see myself getting that game for 360. I'll just get destroyed all the time."

stop it, just stop it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"of limp dick?"

Black limp dick.

El Padrino said...

plax officially arrested headed to the tombs to get processed, in cuffs btw

If UM only had a QB said...

from the womb to tha tomb

El Padrino said...

zeke can you see this one

El Padrino said...

good thing domenick hixon is the truth

If UM only had a QB said...

that link is nazi'd also, "illegal or questionable"

If UM only had a QB said...

stop it, just stop it

there's way too much going on in Madden now.

I was playing on "rookie" last night just trying to get running plays down.

Clin-ton Portis had like 350+ with 7 TD's vs the Browns.

El Padrino said...

"Clin-ton Portis had like 350+ with 7 TD's vs the Browns."


so you did well?
i'm confusios

El Padrino said...

i love when side judges sprint up the sideline to try and keep up with a big play like the Berrian catch last night

El Padrino said...

adrian peterson only has about 7 season in him, he runs too hard

If UM only had a QB said...

I won like 80-3 (ns) but hotdamn there is a lot going on with that game.

and I'm playing '08.

Do you use the audibles for D-lineman and LB's, etc?

I was working on basics last night.

Keith S said...

When the Bears got stuffed on that 3rd & goal from the 1, fmk was all pissed off. I told her they should go for it because even if they don't get it, Minny would have it inside their own 1 and the Bears would get good field position if they hold them

Oops

El Padrino said...

"Do you use the audibles for D-lineman and LB's, etc?"

sometimes yea, i prgram my own audible plays on o and d

tem said...

99yd bombs are rare.

Keith S said...

Thanks tem

tem said...

no problem.

Keith S said...

10 minutes before my $FNFL games started yesterday I took Royal and Hillis out of my lineup and put in Harrison and McFadden.

I'll never learn.

Notre Dame is the worse said...

I believe in you keith.

tem said...

i had clayton, westbrook and witten on the bench this week in my $$ league.

tem said...

those 3 alone would have nearly won the game for me.

i won anyway though.

but still.

El Padrino said...

harris smith = plaxico burress

Notre Dame is the worse said...

You wanna hear a lie?

What?

I...think you're great. You're my best friend.

Notre Dame is the worse said...

What color mustard is his shirt?

tem said...

stadium mustard.

Keith S said...

The best part about this is that is seemed very probable to Plaxico Burress that Applebee's would be a plausible place to be shot in the leg, as if the doctor would say "Yes, Applebee's. You're lucky to be alive after stepping out of that place, Mr. Smith-and-definitely-not-Plaxico-Burress. You should see the bodies we haul out of there after 2-for-1 margarita night."



Jilarity

El Padrino said...

zimmerman two strokes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"zimmerman two strokes"


::plank stare::

If UM only had a QB said...

Don?
Ryan?

If UM only had a QB said...

was Pedro Martinez involved?

tem said...

"zimmerman two strokes"

1 more and he is out.

Keith S said...

Don Zimmerman is hilarity

Keith S said...

2 strokes is all it would take for freak if he ever met Blake Lively

tem said...

hilarity.

El Padrino said...

SI writer, Paul

El Padrino said...

SC showing the top crossovers in honor of Rose's abuse

Keith S said...

"SI writer, Paul"

Well then it's ok. He's a doctor

If UM only had a QB said...

AI's crossover of MJ should be top 3.

If UM only had a QB said...

this place smells like dead fish

tem said...

yes it does.

Keith S said...

"this place smells like dead fish"

beth isn't even here today


s

tem said...

ib. ybz.

Keith S said...

I'm excited for the '08 TCS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"2 strokes is all it would take for freak if he ever met Blake Lively"


Hi-OOOOOOO

Keith S said...

Get back to work, mize. UPS is falling apart.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've given up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just don't care enough anymore. It was foolish of me in the first place.

Notre Dame is the worse said...

Blake Lively is hot.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

One of my co-workers just openly admitted to not knowing what Hanukkah is.

Keith S said...

Tell them to listen to Adam Sandler

If UM only had a QB said...

One of my co-workers just openly admitted to not knowing what Hanukkah is.

NFW

maybe they refer to it as:

"The Festival of Lights"
or
"8 crazy nights"

mention the Adam Sandler song and I bet they know.

blue said...

rome was having a good time with Harris Smith today

If UM only had a QB said...

adam sandler i2i

Keith S said...

Leftover kung pao chicken from Pei Wei is HDH

Keith S said...

I still can't believe that rev posted a pic of that Indian hotel he visited a week before it was bombed. Crazy shit

Keith S said...

"adam sandler i2i"

impressive

Keith S said...

"i pick games well"

You only won $100. You shoulda put a dollar amount on Oregon

Keith S said...

rev

El Padrino said...

.5 points away from 400, and yeah i felt oregon, shoulda priced it

Keith S said...

I won $.08 by taking Oregon straight up

El Padrino said...

what a shitty nfl game tonight

kornhole is going to be painfully unbearable, moreso than usual

Keith S said...

I need to stop putting together parlays. I do ok on single bets, I haven't hit a parlay yet. I put together a 5 teamer yesterday, all money lines, and got 4 of them right, missed Buffalo.

If UM only had a QB said...

I'm going to continue betting parlays for .10 till I hit one.

tem said...

2 way parlays are the better.

El Padrino said...

dora the explorer thinks santa clause is a spaniard

silly dora

Keith S said...

"2 way parlays are the better."

I think I'm 0-fer on those, too

Keith S said...

Tim Allen was Santa Clause

tem said...

dow down over 600 today?

wow.

Keith S said...

Had some pierogies with onions, peppers, & mushrooms along with some kielbasa last night. I could eat that every night

Keith S said...

"dow down over 600 today?"

Because EP is home

If UM only had a QB said...

what a shitty nfl game tonight

sometimes crappy matchups = good games

see: Buffaro vs Cleveland (think it was them) a few weeks ago

If UM only had a QB said...

did you ever try that one site I linked for Pierogies?

El Padrino said...

fuck

Keith S said...

"did you ever try that one site I linked for Pierogies?"

No I forgot about that site. What is it again? I'll check it out tonight

Keith S said...

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