B(ullshit)C(ollege)S(tandings)

What a retarded system the NC2A has in place. A couple weeks ago I was thinking that OU probably deserved to be ranked higher than Texas because of how they’re playing now. But now I think Texas got hosed. OU can put up the points, but they don’t know much about playing defense there in Norman. Texas beat OU, period, end of story. Texas should be playing Mizzou this week, it’s a shame that they have to sit at home and hope for a miracle. If OU ends up playing FU in the title game, they will get rolled.

Big game in the Georgia Dome this weekend. Here’s our chance to see Alabamer against a solid team for the first time since September. Bama’s offense is not good, but the D is solid. FU’s offense is muy bueno and their D is also solid. I think FU rolls in this game. Something like 45-10. (ns) And then Tebow has sexy time with every female in the greater Atlanta metro area.

While we’re on the subject, Beth must have been a ramblin’ wreck this weekend. Nice third quarter, UGH. Tech throws 6 passes all day and they put up 45 points. The triple option offense is awesome to watch, because for some reason teams can’t stop it.

I really wish USC had shown up against the Beavers in September because a USC/FU title game would have given me a rev-sized chub. Hands down, those are the two most talented teams in the country. SC should have no problem with Penn State in January. And yeah, I know SC still has to play UCLA, but I saw UCLA in person this weekend and they are a bad, bad team. To only give up 6 points on defense and still lose by 25 takes a lot of sucktitude.

Freak – Your name this week is “Notre Dame is the worse” and your pic is this.

Zeke – Your name this week is “If UM only had a QB” and your pic is this. And offer me up a trade for THE CAPTAIN. If you have a hot turd on your team, I’ll take him. Barbosa sucks.

I know this post sucks, but I just finished watching that Zohan movie, and I lost about 10 trillion brain cells during that 2 hours stretch. Worse.Movie.Evar.

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