Thursday, December 04, 2008

Blame Steve

Blame Steve, it's his fault.

Some links

baseball in civil war times

psuedo game about wind

universal decision maker

for anyone playing assassin's creed

kod's almost senator is a dick

the slackometer. put in your hourly wage and watch how much money you make while staring at the screen.

The Vikes willamses got an injunction to stop their suspension. We'll see how long that lasts. This whole thing is a mess. I keep waffling between sides. Players should know what they're taking, but if it's not listed as an ingredient, how are they supposed to know? The NFL's really in a no-win situation. If they uphold the suspensions they look like callous jerks who don't care about their employees. If the decisions are overturned, the NFL looks like pansies and anybody that gets caught after this will try to use this as a defense.

Crap, I wasn't going to write anything. I hope this doesn't bring me above D-.

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Beth said...

WADR steve, I think people would rather I take the first comment instead of you taking the first 6 or so like you did yesterday.

Beth said...

And I was hoping the "baseball in civil war times" link was going to be a link to this hilarious Conan O'Brien clip.

Steve said...

the gauntlet has been thrown...

tem said...

freak i wouldn't worry about pushing yourself over D-

tem said...

merry christmas jug

tem said...

and here is another wall day.

Jugdish said...

Its a merry christmas for whoever got my ornament

tem said...

we all gotta do our part jug.

tem said...

the cnn.com question is:

"Is it fair for Bratz to be taken off the market?"


umm, what is Bratz?

Jugdish said...

I do have a lot of ornaments

tem said...

see, and now someone who didn't have any has one.

Jugdish said...

Jessica Simpson is hot, but she is an idiot. We knew she would eventually mention Tony Romo last night, and when she did a lot of people booed.

Hey Jessica, people in Houston don't care for the Cowboys so much.

Jugdish said...

I won an MMA parlay...suite

tem said...

jessi is as dumb as they get.

tem said...

i can't even imagine how many takes it took her to finish her scenes in that dukes of hazard movie.

i'd say less than a billion but more than 300,000 takes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"umm, what is Bratz?"


Skanky looking dolls for pre-teens.

Jugdish said...

She could have just stood there on the stage and smiled last night and not said a word and I would have been happy with that.

tem said...

ok i just read a bratz article.

they were banned because the person who made them came up with the idea while working for mattell, so mattell owns the idea.

they weren't banned for being skanky.

Beth said...

The Bratz story

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"they weren't banned for being skanky."


Oh. Okay then.

blue said...

skankiness is allowed

blue said...

i think i caught EP's cold over the interweb

Jugdish said...

That means you get three days off.

tem said...

el pad still coughs into his hands.

then touches the keyboard.

then the germs go to you blue.

blue said...

that's how it works


that's also how SIDS is spread

tem said...

SIDS is no joking matter.

blue said...

true dat

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

just ask Kod

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

LeBronze needs to pull his head out of his ass.

tem said...

why does he need to do that?

Jugdish said...

I have tried coughing and sneezing in other people's hands. They are going to get my germs anyways, might as well by pass the middle man. Also, I don't get snot on myself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

what the fuck. Utah lost to Miami last night? Fucking chris.

blue said...

utar sucks

blue said...

or miami is good

tem said...

wade is good.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why does he need to do that?"


I told him he better average a triple double this season.

tem said...

jug try coughing on their sleeves / inner elbows.

Jugdish said...

Which is the hotter team right now, Lech Poznan or Deportivo La Coruna?

Jugdish said...

elbow pits?

tem said...

sure elbow pits.

i don't know what the inside of the elbow is called.

El Padrino said...

are we doing a grab bag?

blue said...

grab that, retard

Jugdish said...

There is a soccer team called Nancy. How would you like to play for the Nancy's?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"are we doing a grab bag?"


What?

El Padrino said...

just throwing it out there
if we can figure out how to do one over the internet we can patent it and be millionaires

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need Portsmouth & Seville to win this week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What the fuck is a grab bag?

blue said...

i'll let EP have first choice out of the grab bag

El Padrino said...

secret santa

Jugdish said...

The chicks in my office do secret santas/secret pal stuff all the time.

Are you gollum's secret santa?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's a nifty 1987 Redskins calendar on the ebay for zeke. Cheap, too.

tem said...

conan obrien clip was hilarious.

i forgot how funny he can be sometimes.

tem said...

"How would you like to play for the Nancy's?"

better than playing for the London Sissy Nannies.

blue said...

due to economic conditions, GW Bush has cancelled all secret santas this year for the entire US.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP & the Gollum. BFF!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i forgot how funny he can be sometimes."


Shame on you

Jugdish said...

Maybe one day there will be a half black Santa

Beth said...

"Maybe one day there will be a half black Santa"

I grew up in Augusta GA and James Brown lived there. Every Christmas he had a bunch of decorations in front of his surprisingly modest house, and front and center was a giant plastic black santa.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Coldplay is fucking gay shit.

Jugdish said...

ho ho ho...bitch!

tem said...

what is coldplay?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Maybe one day there will be a half black Santa"


Santa is black.

blue said...

santa's not black, santa is german

jesus is black

Keith S said...

"There's a nifty 1987 Redskins calendar on the ebay for zeke. Cheap, too."

mize, I think you might be the only person interested in old calendars

Keith S said...

"Coldplay is fucking gay shit."

Said the DMB fan

tem said...

DMB sucks.

Keith S said...

preach on, brother tem

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Said the DMB fan"


Dave is at least a dopehead that sings about drugs and pussy on occasion. I have no fucking clue if there are even words in Coldplay songs.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And there's no soul in Coldplay's music.

El Padrino said...

arguing about music is dumb

tem said...

dumb this

Keith S said...

99% of the shit we argue about here is dumb

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not arguing

If UM only had a QB said...

Maybe one day there will be a half black Santa

Blanta

El Padrino said...

music is a person's taste, dumb to argue about what a person likes

this means we'd think jug is dumb cuz he likes cuntry music when in fact he's the most brilliant man alive

El Padrino said...

in tem's case the shoe fits

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Whanta?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who was arguing?

tem said...

tem is super smart.

blue said...

arguing music is like arguing religion..you aren't gonna change anyone's minds

tem said...

argue this, retard.

blue said...

so's yer face

El Padrino said...

religion is a good example

Keith S said...

"music is a person's taste, dumb to argue about what a person likes"

Ah, so arguing politics is better. Gotcha

Jugdish said...

Ah, so arguing politics is better. Gotcha


No, actually arguing about what is worth arguing about is the better.

Jugdish said...

I have bad gas this morning...there is no arguing that.

El Padrino said...

there are facts in politics, facts that some people choose to ignore

Jugdish said...

Did you see the comment rev made in his blog about the Indian government being so bad at fighting terrorism that they make Bush look good?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

there are facts in politics, facts that all people choose to ignore



*fixed

blue said...

there are only shades of gray

tem said...

the facts in politics are largely distorted or just plain wrong.

blue said...

just the facts ma'am

Notre Dame is the worse said...

"freak i wouldn't worry about pushing yourself over D-"

thanks for this reassurance.

Notre Dame is the worse said...

My 360 comes back today.

yay!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

To all the deaf or hard of hearing motherfuckers that might be reading this:

Bite the bullet and get a fucking hearing aid. The world will be a better place if you do.

If UM only had a QB said...

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If UM only had a QB said...

goddman deke ruining the wall o'facts

If UM only had a QB said...

Bite the bullet and get a fucking hearing aid. The world will be a better place if you do.

what? what did you say?

speak up Pecos

If UM only had a QB said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM

blue said...

i've been re-watching season 1 of the office...fucking hilarity all around

blue said...

i forgot how good the first season was

Notre Dame is the worse said...

limey brit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Saying fuck is not an indicator of me being mad.


I say fuck way more than the average person.

If UM only had a QB said...

do you want a gookie? gookie-gookie?

If UM only had a QB said...

Pam: "well if I have to use stereo types that I don't believe, you're not a very good driver"

Dwight: "oh no, I'm a woman?"

If UM only had a QB said...

even with the f and mf bombs your comment conveyed anger deke.

If UM only had a QB said...

*without

jeebus chris zeke

tem said...

The TCS might be a blow out this year with zeke's HDHing worth about 10 points a day.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"even with the f and mf bombs your comment conveyed anger deke."


It was just a PSA

If UM only had a QB said...

It was just a PSA

fair enough

Keith S said...

Some homo from Milwaukee is giving me all his chips on centpoker right now

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

what am i doing with my xbox, anyone look that up for me yet?

Keith S said...

Use the tshirt fund and buy a new one

El Padrino said...

why are they playing college bball in ford field

fucking dumb

El Padrino said...

if i could buy a new one i would already

duh

Keith S said...

That's where the final four is gonna be

El Padrino said...

spiff porn star

i'm tired of amatuer stuff, i need to watch a professional

If UM only had a QB said...

Some homo from Milwaukee is giving me all his chips on centpoker right now

I thought Pecos said he was good at poker?

El Padrino said...

ugh, final four in detroit

yay!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Some homo from Milwaukee is giving me all his chips on centpoker right now"


It sure ain't me

If UM only had a QB said...

what am i doing with my xbox, anyone look that up for me yet?


go to Wal-Mart and trample a bitch to death on your way to buying a new one.

El Padrino said...

conf calls from home are worse than when your in the office

El Padrino said...

i guess i gotta contact xbox
i really could use that life secretary we spoke about

beth you interested in working for me?

El Padrino said...

I offer a great pay (load) rate.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fucking conflicting edits making me look like a mook

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what am i doing with my xbox, anyone look that up for me yet?"


get a new fuckin' cord

blue said...

mook

El Padrino said...

"get a new fuckin' cord"

yeah did that
monster one, didn't work

spaceman spiff said...

"spiff porn star

i'm tired of amatuer stuff, i need to watch a professional"

amy ried/reid butterface

If UM only had a QB said...

ma ma ma ma mookie

name that movie

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Have you tried it on a different TV?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Also, don't buy Monster Cables. They're a waste of money.

blue said...

EP likes to waste money, it's just money

spaceman spiff said...

"Also, don't buy Monster Cables. They're a waste of money."

troof, lucky bastard owner of that company is selling cheap cables for ridiculous profit then the stores sell them for even more ridiculous profit

blue said...

yep, brand recognition

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"troof, lucky bastard owner of that company is selling cheap cables for ridiculous profit then the stores sell them for even more ridiculous profit"


Troof to you, too.


The cheap shit cables are just as good as the expensive ones.

El Padrino said...

"Also, don't buy Monster Cables. They're a waste of money."

bought it new on ebay, $12.99

i'm no fool

next step try a friends to see if it's the cord or the box

El Padrino said...

too late on the porn star spiff
maybe later

vanessa leon...

blue said...

"Troof to you, too"

aw how sweet, maybe you guys should get an apt together

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"next step try a friends to see if it's the cord or the box"


Try that fucker on a different tv

If UM only had a QB said...

It's not just xbox 360 repair, it's xbox 360 repair with UPS.

If UM only had a QB said...

aw how sweet, maybe you guys should get an apt together

I don't think Deluxe would approve.

El Padrino said...

"Try that fucker on a different tv"

did that, same thing

If UM only had a QB said...

It's not just bad xbox 360 repair, it's bad xbox 360 repair with UPS.


*fixed

If UM only had a QB said...

ma ma ma ma mookie

name that movie

"thank god for the right nipple....."

name that same movie

El Padrino said...

do the right thing

If UM only had a QB said...

EP is always clutch with name that movie.

El Padrino said...

yea, i recite movie lines constantlay

spaceman spiff said...

someone set me up with centsport spacemaniacspiff@yahoo.com

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

spaceman spiff said...

got an invite, thanks

El Padrino said...

no more mojo makes me sad

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

sent

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

damn slow internet

If UM only had a QB said...

no more mojo makes me sad

what happened? they shut it down?

El Padrino said...

yea, mojo ceased operations it says when you turn the channel on

tem said...

i wondered what happened to my MoJo

spaceman spiff said...

mojo potatoes are good

If UM only had a QB said...

Rodney Rogers paralyzed.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1983...

Ray Meyer, the DePaul Blue Demons' basketball coach for over 40 years, won his 700th career game

Keith S said...

Where can I get some dam bait?

Keith S said...

"amy ried/reid butterface"

Yum

Keith S said...

"yea, mojo ceased operations it says when you turn the channel on"

Summamabitch

Keith S said...

natty, hey

Jugdish said...

Obama is reaching out to our friends in the UK

Keith S said...

If I lived next to these people, I would be walking over there every night cutting a different cord.

Keith S said...

Vizio 32" for $399 @ Costco

Jugdish said...

I saw something like that in AZ once...visited a friend in Tucsan and there was a house near the base there that did the same thing. good stuff

El Padrino said...

vizio is garbage

Keith S said...

Tucsan is the worse

Keith S said...

There was an area around here last year that had all the lights set to muzak and you could tune in to a radio station and hear it. Way too much work

Keith S said...

"vizio is garbage"

Your face is garbage

Keith S said...

I have a vizio and it works just fine.

spaceman spiff said...

"vizio is garbage"

negative, for the money it is quality, even AV snobs agree, dont try to bring your food snobness into the electronics world

Notre Dame is the worse said...

intelligent tire

Keith S said...

We don't all live in NYC and have an endless cashflow to buy all the finer things in life

Notre Dame is the worse said...

a game for jug

spaceman spiff said...

EP has a pioneer tv no doubt

El Padrino said...

"We don't all live in NYC and have an endless cashflow to buy all the finer things in life"

stop this madness, i'm just as broke as anyone here

El Padrino said...

"negative, for the money it is quality, even AV snobs agree, dont try to bring your food snobness into the electronics world"

wolf has one, it sucks, for the money yeah it's good i guess but it doesnt touch a sharp aquos or a samsung

Keith S said...

"wolf has one, it sucks, for the money yeah it's good i guess but it doesnt touch a sharp aquos or a samsung"

That's possibly why it doesn't cost as much. Just a hunch.

Keith S said...

A Honda can't touch a Bentley. I guess they are garbage.

El Padrino said...

"That's possibly why it doesn't cost as much. Just a hunch."

so what's wrong with me saying it sucks

tem said...

"amy ried/reid butterface"


what's with the 2 different spellings for "reid"?


sorry, i don't know pornstars.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Vizio 32" for $399 @ Costco"


suite. wish I could afford that right now.

Jugdish said...

Who is wolf? Is wolf your deluxe?

El Padrino said...

honda's are great

Jugdish said...

a game for jug



suite

El Padrino said...

"Who is wolf? Is wolf your deluxe?"

no, me and wolf dont have buttsex nor do we live with each other

Keith S said...

"so what's wrong with me saying it sucks"

Because they don't suck. Just because they're not top of the line doesn't mean they suck

Jugdish said...

mize has the "deluxe" package then

Keith S said...

Get to know her, tem

spaceman spiff said...

"what's with the 2 different spellings for "reid"?


sorry, i don't know pornstars."

she spells it ried, but youll get results for both spellings because 'reid' is common

Keith S said...

"suite. wish I could afford that right now."

Nah, it'll just end up at your parents' place or out in storage

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Nah, it'll just end up at your parents' place or out in storage"


That would never happen to me.

If UM only had a QB said...

Vizio 32" for $399 @ Costco

how much does a good 32" tv cost?

El Padrino said...

"Because they don't suck. Just because they're not top of the line doesn't mean they suck"

good point

Keith S said...

"how much does a good 32" tv cost?"

$399

If UM only had a QB said...

Nah, it'll just end up at your parents' place or out in storage

always hilarity

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